The Summer I Turned Petty w/ Ariane Price

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spk_0 What's up you guys welcome to this week's episode of the Just A in podcast.

spk_0 I'm your host, Justin Marndale and I am super excited about this week's guest joining

spk_0 us.

spk_0 She is an actor, a writer and improviser and coach at the ground links here in Los Angeles.

spk_0 She's also the host of the podcast multiple talking women, which has featured past guests

spk_0 like Drew Drogie.

spk_0 It's Ariane Price.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 I'm so excited.

spk_0 Thank you.

spk_0 You've also worked on the movie Bridesmaids as well.

spk_0 I came up through the ground links with Kristen, Annie, Melissa and, yes, I had a, yeah,

spk_0 well, I thought it would have sound gross or if I said their last name.

spk_0 No.

spk_0 But so they wrote the movie that was Annie, Mommelow's lived experience.

spk_0 She had that experience and they're all wonderful people.

spk_0 I say like two lines.

spk_0 You're in it.

spk_0 I'm in it.

spk_0 You're in it.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 And you're also in Barban Star.

spk_0 That was real fun.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 When I woke up that morning and saw that crane set up for my again, one or two lines,

spk_0 some this time, for me, I felt like I'd really made it.

spk_0 Oh, it's, can I, I'm going to give you guys a little exclusive because I got notified

spk_0 that I will be in Brad Pitt's new movie, which I humble brag did not audition for.

spk_0 Oh, my God.

spk_0 There you go.

spk_0 So, yeah, I guess he has this movie coming out called, it's, oh, God, now I'm forgetting

spk_0 the name of the movie.

spk_0 Of course I am.

spk_0 It's like a comment.

spk_0 It's about a comic.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 And it's called like, it's not called I'm dying up here.

spk_0 It's called.

spk_0 Is it a documentary?

spk_0 Drop the mic.

spk_0 No, it's like a new feature film.

spk_0 Can we pull it up?

spk_0 Because now I sound like an asshole because I'm like, I'm in this movie.

spk_0 What's it called?

spk_0 No idea.

spk_0 It's just, but they're using a clip of mine from the comedy seller in New York and the

spk_0 background.

spk_0 So the background.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 Comic in this film.

spk_0 It's called like, you know what?

spk_0 I got it right here.

spk_0 Hold on.

spk_0 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

spk_0 But now I can joke and say we're not a joke, but I could say like that I will be in

spk_0 Brad Pitt movie.

spk_0 Is this thing on?

spk_0 It's called.

spk_0 Oh, that makes sense.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 That's what I meant.

spk_0 I'm like it's like, yeah.

spk_0 So I was like, I had to sign a release form and everything.

spk_0 It was like very, very fun.

spk_0 Very fun.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 But wait.

spk_0 I am actually getting married in a couple of weeks.

spk_0 I know.

spk_0 Congratulations.

spk_0 I don't know as a couple of weeks.

spk_0 I am nervous about getting married because of Bridesmaids because I always think I'm going

spk_0 to have that moment where my everyone's going to.

spk_0 And my bachelor parties this weekend too.

spk_0 Oh, what are you doing?

spk_0 Going to Palm Springs.

spk_0 Oh my God.

spk_0 Heaven.

spk_0 There's going to be a whole bunch of us.

spk_0 We're doing a joint bachelor party.

spk_0 What can go wrong?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And it's a girls and guys.

spk_0 And I think that'll make it better.

spk_0 I think it's going to be a lot of fun.

spk_0 Like it's crazy because we've just been building up to everything.

spk_0 And now we can be like, oh my God, it's this weekend.

spk_0 And we can get excited about it.

spk_0 But I'm also afraid that I'm going to be like in the street.

spk_0 It's happening.

spk_0 I mean, you're going to have to be somewhat aware.

spk_0 My bachelor party, because in addition to having two lines in those two incredible movies,

spk_0 yeah.

spk_0 I've been married for 26 years.

spk_0 I've been made of honor four times.

spk_0 Wow.

spk_0 And I've thrown some pretty crazy bachelor parties from, well, I always hired the male

spk_0 strippers.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Interesting.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 Because our girls are, were they strippers?

spk_0 Were they like dancers?

spk_0 Or were they like, God, God, like head in the crotch?

spk_0 Like, yes.

spk_0 They were head in the crotch.

spk_0

spk_0 You're a jaw.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 So at one point, my little sister at mine had to say, that's enough.

spk_0 She was 18 at the time.

spk_0 We were like all in our mid 20s.

spk_0 Someone fell asleep.

spk_0 We were in this crazy 70s style condo.

spk_0 At the last minute, we hired him from the white pages.

spk_0 His theme was magician.

spk_0 But what that really entailed was like a hat, some dirty white gloves.

spk_0 I mean, it was, we played a game where he put clothespins on the ridge of his G-string.

spk_0 And we had to like, bite it.

spk_0 I wasn't, I wasn't sexually attracted.

spk_0 All there were two women who were.

spk_0 Who were sexually attracted to the stripper?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Just magician, King.

spk_0 They were into it.

spk_0 But we were like, for women, generally, we're laughing.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Like, can you believe this is happening?

spk_0 Well, I'm going to tell you that we, you know, the idea was thrown out to be get strippers,

spk_0 right?

spk_0

spk_0 And I'm going to be honest, strippers terrify me.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 I just, I wish I could.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 It just makes me feel weird.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Girls or guys, I just feel weird like watching, like, you know, then they get the money and then

spk_0 they, you know, throw it on the ground and then, and I have friends who are strippers.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 And I applaud the craft.

spk_0 Sure.

spk_0 I applaud the art.

spk_0 I applaud them.

spk_0 I've gone to some of their venues and been the stage mom in the back.

spk_0 Like you're killing it.

spk_0 Christian.

spk_0 You know.

spk_0 But for me, it's just like, like, okay, we get it.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And I feel like that magician was kind of a last minute stripper.

spk_0 Oh, god.

spk_0 And we're going to get what you get.

spk_0 He came on a little, um, when we came on, well, he arrived.

spk_0 He arrived.

spk_0 I don't think there was any of that, but he arrived on a little mo pad with another

spk_0 stripper was driving him work.

spk_0 And he had a boom box.

spk_0 And he, like, pressed play.

spk_0 I mean, it was horrifying.

spk_0 What was the song?

spk_0 Do you remember?

spk_0 I think it was like deaf leopard or something.

spk_0 Poor some sugar on me.

spk_0 Probably.

spk_0 Which is, you know, great.

spk_0 That's a good classic.

spk_0 But I don't think he was, he was, he was not into women.

spk_0 I don't think so.

spk_0 This was just great.

spk_0 Oh, yeah.

spk_0 Which is great.

spk_0 I love an ally.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Um, and then for my sisters, I hired one.

spk_0 And I guess his theme was doctor because he just came in scrubs, but also kind of dirty.

spk_0 And he kept going like this the whole time.

spk_0 And finally, he told us that he got in a severe accident and was missing part of his

spk_0 brain.

spk_0 And this is like absolutely true.

spk_0 What?

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 So the doctor is missing part of his brain, malpractice.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 So anyway, wow.

spk_0 Who?

spk_0 And they try to kind of talk themselves this level.

spk_0 And God bless them.

spk_0 Of course, it is an art and a craft, but they do kind of talk themselves into it.

spk_0 Like, you know, I love this.

spk_0 It's fun.

spk_0 I'm bringing fun.

spk_0 You guys feel enjoy, right?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And it's like, no, you know, they're not, they're going to go home and peel their dirty

spk_0 scrubs off and count their money, count their wet.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 You know what?

spk_0 And so my fiance, weirdly enough is he, no fear.

spk_0 He's the one who's like, let's go.

spk_0 There's a stripper.

spk_0 Let's get these dollars out.

spk_0 And like, you know, touch and I don't get jealous.

spk_0 It's not like that.

spk_0 But I'm also just like, my God, right?

spk_0 Is this monster I am with?

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 Because he's so like in it.

spk_0 And I'm just like, I'm good.

spk_0 I'm good.

spk_0 I'll just, I'll just watch back here.

spk_0 This is fun.

spk_0 It's a balance for you.

spk_0 But then I'm encouraging them.

spk_0 I'm like, you're doing great.

spk_0 Like I, I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

spk_0 I see you.

spk_0 Interesting.

spk_0 I know you're hustling.

spk_0 I get it.

spk_0 Well, because stand up comedy is stripping.

spk_0

spk_0 It's very much the same.

spk_0 You just get up there and you're just like, here's my 15 minutes.

spk_0 Yeah, here I am.

spk_0 Yeah, exactly.

spk_0 You know, you're that, you're that wife and boogie nights on the ground.

spk_0

spk_0 Steve, close the door.

spk_0 Oh, God.

spk_0 Close the get out of here.

spk_0 Yeah, it's that.

spk_0 But some of the women in our party were very like, yeah.

spk_0 We're mothers and wives and we're not really, that's not kind of our vibe.

spk_0 And we were like, oh, yeah, well, don't worry about it.

spk_0 Don't worry about it.

spk_0 So we compromise.

spk_0 We actually called the company because we were getting doctors, firemen, zookeepers,

spk_0 you know, Jojo, see what's manager, you know, like that.

spk_0 Yeah, of course.

spk_0 And, um, Jojo, see you.

spk_0 Yeah, yeah.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Yeah, yeah.

spk_0 But we were like, we were like, okay, we don't want like full stripper.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 And also we had to tell them like it's going to be a gay bachelor party.

spk_0 Some of them said no.

spk_0 The strippers.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And I'm like, you know, you're strippers, right?

spk_0 It would be a better audience.

spk_0 Are we, are they homophobic strippers?

spk_0 Probably.

spk_0 Guess so.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 But we got three and I can't wait to meet them and become good friends with them.

spk_0 Support them from the sidelines.

spk_0 Yeah, support.

spk_0 Well, you're fiance.

spk_0 They're not going to be stripping.

spk_0 We're going to have them as cabana boys.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 That's like burlesque.

spk_0 Well, it's kind of like it's go go right go go go go speedo.

spk_0 Dance to the music.

spk_0 Swim around and look cute.

spk_0 I'm glad you're doing that.

spk_0 You have to have that element.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And for the women friends you have, they need to.

spk_0 They won't even know that we both think you're a friend.

spk_0

spk_0 I'm a wife and mother and I'm in to all that.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 You know, I don't need Jill to get her job, you know, dislocated.

spk_0 Well, no, but you know, exactly.

spk_0 But maybe she'll, what you want is Jill to get inspired and then dislocate her John, her

spk_0 husband.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 You know, we, you want to bring that energy back home.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 So that you're not.

spk_0 It's safe when like you're like, well, I went to this bachelor party.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And there was this like go go dancer who is just kind of moving to like, you know, a

spk_0 police song or like, you know, a Kylie Minogue song.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 And then I'm going to go home.

spk_0 Todd.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 Try that for me.

spk_0 Exactly.

spk_0 That's what it's for.

spk_0 Put on those stained whitey tighties and shake it.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Yep.

spk_0 Well, I recently learned that men in like my father's age range would be like 70s, 80s.

spk_0 Actually, when they used to go to strip clubs back in the day, they thought the women were

spk_0 into them.

spk_0 Oh, they still do, I think.

spk_0 But I mean, like what a disconnect.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Like they're trying to make money.

spk_0 They're not enjoying what they're doing.

spk_0 That's what some men are like addicted.

spk_0 You go into strip clubs.

spk_0 They think they're like, I gotta go see a war.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Exactly.

spk_0 You know, we're sapphire.

spk_0 She working.

spk_0 She really cares about me.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0

spk_0 Cause they go in and they're like, where's a?

spk_0 Hey, is diamond here?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Tell her, tell her Jim's here.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0

spk_0 But I'm really, really stoked.

spk_0 I also went to a strip club and maybe I have PTSD from this.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 Oh.

spk_0 Several.

spk_0 There were several of them.

spk_0 One of them was the one, the live nudes on sunset when they're once.

spk_0 I've been to all of these.

spk_0 Have you?

spk_0 When I have such a supporter of the arts.

spk_0 When I have a relative, male so far, but who comes to visit me in Hollywood?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And they turn 18.

spk_0 I'm like, we're going to the seventh.

spk_0 Oh, you're that lady.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And I go.

spk_0 And one of them did kind of fall in love with one of them.

spk_0 He was like, I gotta go back and see her tomorrow night.

spk_0 See?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 What was her name?

spk_0 Ruby.

spk_0 She was like, Swedish.

spk_0 So, Abba.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Exactly.

spk_0 But my husband, he went on a bachelor party with a friend.

spk_0 And he went on a high school.

spk_0

spk_0 And then he got married to Rio de Janeiro.

spk_0 Brazil.

spk_0 And this was not a fun time for my life.

spk_0 He and I had just gotten married.

spk_0 And there wasn't great phone service.

spk_0 So he'd call me and he'd be like, It's the most beautiful people in the world.

spk_0 And then like the phone service was I mean, I was pissed when he got back.

spk_0 Brazil.

spk_0 What a specific location.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 He's like, but with a lot of football players, who are like really into it, but we're not.

spk_0 Don't worry.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And I don't know if this cocaine get around me.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 That's so funny and you're like, oh, Rio de Janeiro.

spk_0 I don't know that little thing.

spk_0

spk_0 I'll be in a fair facts.

spk_0 What is that?

spk_0 No, it's Brazil.

spk_0 Perfect.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 So.

spk_0 But one of one of the instances was like live new girls on Sunset.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 It was midday.

spk_0 So midday strippers.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And it was like, this was probably like 15 years ago.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 And it was several comics and myself.

spk_0 And we went there.

spk_0 It was probably three or four in the afternoon.

spk_0 There was this woman and she was like, jamming grinding on one of the guys.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 It's going to be, this is gross.

spk_0 Oh, that's okay.

spk_0 And we roll that.

spk_0 So then we left and we were like talking about it.

spk_0 We're drinking and kept the party going and we look down.

spk_0 And there is a, a lime green snail trail going down one of their legs.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Lime green.

spk_0 Is that what it is?

spk_0 A green is a committee, I believe.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Wow.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 You're the doctor who's not missing half of their brain.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I mean, or the only thing I can think of is that she was putting something neon up there.

spk_0 Yikes.

spk_0 Oh boy.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I don't like it.

spk_0 But I remember him being like, like, what is that?

spk_0 We all were like, the second one was when I went to Tijuana, Mexico.

spk_0 Oh boy.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 With meeting my biological father for the first time, like you do.

spk_0 And we went to the strip club and it was daytime.

spk_0 I, maybe that's why I have a thing with strippers because I've only been during the daytime.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 I'm sure you've told this story many times.

spk_0 I'm not going to ask you to do the utility.

spk_0 I'm going to wait to hear.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 No, no, no.

spk_0 Go home.

spk_0 No, this is, this, and he took me to the strip club, you know, father, son bonding for

spk_0 the first time into one of Mexico.

spk_0 And the stripper was really not having it and she was really boring.

spk_0 And I was shit faced because, you know, it's with my dad at noon.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 And I went up on the stage and was like, no, and I pulled, pulled her off the pole.

spk_0 And I was like, this is how you do it.

spk_0 And the security guard grabbed me, slammed me up against the wall.

spk_0 And was like, don't ever do that again.

spk_0 You know, I think Mike, I think his hand was actually around my neck.

spk_0 And my dad was like, no, no, no, it's fine.

spk_0 It's okay.

spk_0 It doesn't know.

spk_0 And then he gave like, how old are you?

spk_0 This was like 25, you know, 25, 26.

spk_0 And why do you want to?

spk_0 Because I grew up in San Diego.

spk_0 So I've crossed the blue.

spk_0 Because it's a douche bag.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 That's the answer.

spk_0 I can get away from my new life with my wife and my son.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 And I can go to have an excuse to go to San Diego and go blast it out into, you want to

spk_0 And so he paid for a lap dance.

spk_0 And this poor woman and I were just sitting in this room.

spk_0 And she starts like going at it.

spk_0 I'm like, no, my ghost stuff.

spk_0 Like just sit down, let's talk.

spk_0 How are the kids?

spk_0 Like we ran, I was like, we're running the clock, mama.

spk_0 Oh boy.

spk_0 And yeah.

spk_0 And then like we left and I was just giving notes to all the other girls.

spk_0 So it was like, you call that twerk and Mary Posah?

spk_0 Oh my God.

spk_0 No, no, my ghost.

spk_0 I want to loop back.

spk_0 No, my ghost.

spk_0 With feeling.

spk_0 Oh God.

spk_0 So yeah.

spk_0 So that's very traumatizing.

spk_0 Yeah, very traumatizing.

spk_0 That's why you don't like strippers.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I like them as people.

spk_0 I don't see them as objects.

spk_0 Sure.

spk_0 I understand the hustle, the commitment, the drive.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Well, right now the way things are going in LA for a lot of me and my brethren, a lot of us

spk_0 are thinking about dip and our toe into the dark side.

spk_0 I mean, in this time, it's, you know, and I'm like a mom.

spk_0 My son just went to college.

spk_0 But hey, there's people that are into that.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Of course, that's all online now.

spk_0 Nobody's going to be hiring me at the seventh day.

spk_0 So what would you, what would you sell?

spk_0 Like, I have a full whole thing and I don't think it's appropriate to even talk about.

spk_0 You lost me at full whole.

spk_0 Well, pretty much that's, I mean, it's, yeah.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 It would not include my face.

spk_0 And I'd be wearing like spanks.

spk_0 Oh.

spk_0 And then you'd just see different things pop out.

spk_0 And depending on, you know, yeah, I'm going to leave it at that.

spk_0 So nobody takes my idea.

spk_0 It's really interesting.

spk_0 The whole feet fetish thing.

spk_0 That, to me, I don't, that's old.

spk_0 I know, but I've never looked at someone and been like, what are their feet look like?

spk_0 Never.

spk_0 I don't even really, I don't even know that it is a thing.

spk_0 I've never been, it is.

spk_0 Everything's a thing.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 What have we learned?

spk_0 Everything's a thing.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Like people are into like dipping your toes in peanut butter, mayonnaise.

spk_0 I mean, if it's that easy, I know what.

spk_0 I'm happy to do that.

spk_0 That's what kills me because I'm like, damn shit off.

spk_0

spk_0 I do something, but I'm like, what is it?

spk_0 What do people want to see of me?

spk_0 See, I would do like hair.

spk_0 Yeah, you would do hair.

spk_0 You would do chest, you would do shoulders.

spk_0

spk_0 You know, because here, I think you, you've got too much good stuff going on to just go down to feet.

spk_0 Thank you.

spk_0 I only notice feet if there's something, a problem.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Something going on with them.

spk_0 Like, like just like a little like a casual hoof.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Just in like, or just like uneven toes, weird like ones that's like, I look at people's feet

spk_0 and I get grossed out.

spk_0 I don't get, I've never been turned on by a foot.

spk_0 Yeah, never.

spk_0 Like I got called a racist on a plane for looking at a woman who took her shoes and socks off.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 But it wasn't, it was just me going, right.

spk_0 And she was like, I'm out of here.

spk_0 And I was like, good, your feet stink.

spk_0 Beat it.

spk_0 She's like, I'm not sitting next to a racist.

spk_0 And I'm like, no, yeah.

spk_0 You're more of like a footest.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 No, I mean, there's the whole thing of the Britney Spears, the footage of her walking into the

spk_0 AMPM with bare feet, you know, there's all that.

spk_0 But there's, there's people who probably love that.

spk_0 They want to buy, you know, scrape off that gunk.

spk_0 But anyway, now we're going down to dark.

spk_0 Scrape off that gunk.

spk_0 A dark, dark hole.

spk_0 Mm-hmm.

spk_0 My God.

spk_0 Well, I thank you for your, your insight on the stripper because I, I feel like I was like,

spk_0 oh, God, did we like break some rule like are we doing a perfect gentleman like?

spk_0 And you're like, I take, I love stripping.

spk_0 Oh, for sure.

spk_0 I love it.

spk_0 Oh, yeah, I love it because it's a bonding experience.

spk_0 And really, you're like, I can't believe this is happening right now.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And all the themes to me just anyway, they get me.

spk_0 What about do girls strippers do themes?

spk_0 I would assume, right?

spk_0 I mean, I guess there's the school teacher and the nurse.

spk_0 It's like Halloween.

spk_0 It's like how, oh, God, don't get me started on that.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I don't like the whole thing that Halloween is just a, like an excuse to put on something

spk_0 sexy.

spk_0 Just slutty.

spk_0 Yeah, I mean, do you think, do we know what like, this year, what, oh, I'm going to

spk_0 have some of our slutty costumes are going to be?

spk_0 Stuff that'll get us in too much of big trouble.

spk_0 But yeah, probably so probably the slutty Epstein files.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0

spk_0 Well, that's got a lot of God.

spk_0 Yeah, I think it created with that one.

spk_0 No one's going to see me.

spk_0 No, right.

spk_0 Exactly.

spk_0 That's a good one.

spk_0 Probably a lot of the Mormon secret light.

spk_0 And you need to watch that because I heard that you haven't.

spk_0 I know.

spk_0 Wow.

spk_0 I also, we just talked about it.

spk_0 The episode before you, I was just like, I have not.

spk_0 So I need to you do need to because the new Mormon bachelor at I know.

spk_0 But also I never had watched it either big fan of the house wise.

spk_0 It's better.

spk_0 It's incredible.

spk_0 It's such a thing.

spk_0 It's really like people's dilate.

spk_0 I was like, yeah, it's, you got to watch it.

spk_0 I love Utah housewives.

spk_0 You, this is amazing.

spk_0 Oh, this is something.

spk_0 It's very raw and they're very real.

spk_0 And this is going to be a crazy bachelor at season.

spk_0 Crazy bachelor at end.

spk_0 There's two of them on dancing with the stars.

spk_0 I know.

spk_0 Oh, believe me.

spk_0 Mormon fall.

spk_0 I'm very into it now.

spk_0 That into summer, I turn pretty like all the other 51 year old women.

spk_0 Oh, my God.

spk_0 I haven't watched that either.

spk_0 Oh, yeah.

spk_0 But do I want my special to be called the summer, I turn petty?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I think you do.

spk_0 For sure.

spk_0 There was a character on it who was by.

spk_0 And then I guess he himself became a born again Christian and the character then is no longer

spk_0 by.

spk_0 So there's a lot to.

spk_0 So conversion.

spk_0 Should they be too kind of?

spk_0 Wow.

spk_0 But I mean, I have friends who've like watched the finale episode like 10 times and are

spk_0 obsessed.

spk_0 Of the summer, I turn pretty.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 What season is it on?

spk_0 It's third and final season.

spk_0 Oh, it's over over.

spk_0 Oh, yeah.

spk_0 But there's going to be a movie.

spk_0 Thank God.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I mean, but obsession.

spk_0 But I think it brings women in our age range back to like when we were, I don't know, in

spk_0 that Romeo and Juliet asked.

spk_0 1996.

spk_0 Of like, yeah, we were so attracted to these guys who were like, you know, bad boys with

spk_0 right here.

spk_0

spk_0 Really?

spk_0 Just making eye contact through an aquarium.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And they're sad.

spk_0 And they have problems with lots of issues.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Oh, I get it.

spk_0 What if we did a horror genre and we did a movie called I know what you did last summer

spk_0 I turned pretty.

spk_0 That would be good.

spk_0 And it could be about like really botched plastic surgery.

spk_0 I turned pretty, but like seeping.

spk_0 I went away to Turkey for a couple weeks.

spk_0 Exactly.

spk_0 Or to you want to.

spk_0 I could be the strippers of to you want to the summer.

spk_0 I turned.

spk_0 How was that not a bravo show?

spk_0 I know right.

spk_0 The real strippers of Tijuana.

spk_0 Oh, we see that Maripasa brought the brought the donkey again.

spk_0 Yeah, like that.

spk_0 There's always lots of donkey tops.

spk_0 The confessional.

spk_0 Oh, they beat her like up in Yata.

spk_0 Like that's what I want.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I mean, was green slime not candy coming up.

spk_0 I mean, honey, we said get it checked.

spk_0 Oh, you sick and they have.

spk_0 Well, let's get into some stories.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 We have a good episode for you this week.

spk_0 So a South Carolina prison employee is accused of trying to smuggle grills to an inmate.

spk_0 Now here's this is this is the.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Are you a true crime person?

spk_0 Not as much as others.

spk_0 Good.

spk_0 Me neither.

spk_0 I don't care.

spk_0 It's always the husband snooze fast, right?

spk_0 I'm not into it.

spk_0 So this woman, a South Carolina prison employee was arrested after allegedly trying to smuggle

spk_0 jewelry teeth coverings commonly known as grills to an inmate.

spk_0 First of all, it didn't know Madonna was in jail.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 No idea.

spk_0 God.

spk_0 The 36 year old shared all this with Smith was charged with criminal conspiracy and Smith

spk_0 was terminated from her position at the Lee correctional institution.

spk_0 This has become a phenomenon that I have been watching.

spk_0 There have been these correctional officers who are falling in love with the people in

spk_0 their cells.

spk_0 But is that the case?

spk_0 Is that why she brought the grills?

spk_0 Well, it said that she allegedly conspired with others as part of a plan to bring grills

spk_0 into the prison.

spk_0 They found $2,500 worth of grills inside her vehicle.

spk_0 Um, this is a random.

spk_0 I mean, I don't know.

spk_0 Do we have a picture of the inmate?

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 Probably not.

spk_0 But what did he want them for?

spk_0 Just to be a cooler in the prison.

spk_0 She looks absolutely devised.

spk_0 This is a lot more to fight.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 It's horrible.

spk_0 This is actually a picture of me at the strip club.

spk_0 Yeah, it is.

spk_0 It is.

spk_0 This is actually, I just stand there in the back like you got.

spk_0 You guys are doing great.

spk_0 But I mean, I feel like prison correctional officers or whatever they are have done much

spk_0 worse.

spk_0 Like this isn't that big of a deal.

spk_0 No, she brought in grills.

spk_0 What is he going to do with them?

spk_0 Exactly.

spk_0 That's that inmate.

spk_0 That was the summer he wanted to feel pretty.

spk_0 Exactly.

spk_0 You know what I mean?

spk_0 Like what is wrong?

spk_0 You're just defeating the purpose of this.

spk_0 Or maybe he was getting asked to, you know, perform with certain people and he was

spk_0 just wanted to have a reason.

spk_0 Like I can't.

spk_0 I can't mess up my grill.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I agree.

spk_0 But also there's way worse.

spk_0 There was that like one couple that like ran off together and they like got murdered

spk_0 or whatever.

spk_0 It's not pregnant with a vial of.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Oh, yeah.

spk_0 Up next to the cell.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 This is a whole thing.

spk_0 But let's we forget.

spk_0 The hottest inmate, Luigi Mangione.

spk_0 Oh, okay.

spk_0 Is he the hot inmate inmate?

spk_0 Do you know who he is?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Wait a minute.

spk_0 I don't think you know.

spk_0 Well, I know of the hot inmate.

spk_0 Who's there's several more?

spk_0 There's the mug shot.

spk_0 No, Luigi's the one that like shot the CEO.

spk_0 No, allegedly.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 I haven't seen him.

spk_0 You haven't?

spk_0 I don't think.

spk_0 Oh, I've heard about this.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 He's not as hot as the other hot inmate.

spk_0 Wait a minute.

spk_0 Are we inmate hot off right now?

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 Wait, are you talking about the biracial guy with blue eyes?

spk_0

spk_0 And he's like a model now.

spk_0 Oh, my God.

spk_0 I can name that inmate in one tune.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 He's gorgeous.

spk_0 I'm like his name.

spk_0 I don't think was Luigi.

spk_0 But he got out and is now a model.

spk_0 Yes, I know.

spk_0 And little Luigi needs to get out and be a cabana boy.

spk_0 I think Luigi's hot, not in the same way.

spk_0 Oh.

spk_0 But because I think Luigi, okay, I mean, come on.

spk_0 This guy's objectively like, I don't care what you did.

spk_0 I'm ready.

spk_0 This looks like a human husky.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 It does.

spk_0 And he has the tear, which I believe means he killed someone.

spk_0 Hot.

spk_0 Fine.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 But, you know, tell me all about it.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 But like, what if he showed up to your bachelor at party?

spk_0 Oh.

spk_0 It would change from we're all just laughing to something else.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Everyone's got green slime.

spk_0 I mean, yeah, exactly.

spk_0 Are we at the kids' choice awards?

spk_0 What's all this green slime?

spk_0 Oh my God.

spk_0 I don't never look at the kids' choice awards.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I mean, this guy is very objectively hot.

spk_0 Although I think he ended up getting with some woman and we went down a, I don't know.

spk_0

spk_0 But you know what's interesting is that the majority of like prison inmates and stuff.

spk_0 There are, they are objectively men, right?

spk_0 I feel like they're.

spk_0 There's not like a hot woman inmate.

spk_0 Depending on what you go for.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 If you're into real tough.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 But like, but this guy knows looking at like suddenly the Ronan monster being like, I'd

spk_0 hit that.

spk_0 I'm not.

spk_0 But hey, there is.

spk_0 Oh, yeah.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Cause people are into feet.

spk_0 I mean, some people are probably in the busted inmate.

spk_0 Hell yeah.

spk_0 I want to take care of you.

spk_0 You know, look at his mug shot.

spk_0 He's like, you know, I know he's smizing.

spk_0 Look, I know.

spk_0 Can we go back to the white shirt?

spk_0 Okay, let's see Luigi because I don't know as much about this.

spk_0 Yeah, I mean, how old is this guy?

spk_0 Yeah, he's old enough.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 He looks like the actor.

spk_0 I can't think of names.

spk_0 Dave Franco.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 And also the one that's in all the movies like the Budapest, Blah, Blah, Hotel.

spk_0 Timothy Shalame.

spk_0 No.

spk_0 I can't think of names.

spk_0 My biggest downfall.

spk_0 I'll think of it later.

spk_0 Well, he is back in the news.

spk_0 Every picture he takes, he's hot.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 He is not.

spk_0 I have not seen one bad picture of Luigi, Man, Gioni.

spk_0 And it's crazy because.

spk_0 Oh, this is the AI generation.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 And AI has now taken over.

spk_0 And this woman has now said, I've married an AI version of CEO assassin.

spk_0 Allegedly, Luigi, Man, Gioni, and he fights my battles for me.

spk_0 And it feels so natural.

spk_0 Oh, um, the AI part of this, I understand.

spk_0 Well, here's the thing.

spk_0 I think Bjork looks amazing these days.

spk_0 I really feel, you know, and it's kind of wild.

spk_0 So this woman went on social media.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 And she.

spk_0 And there's cyber reunion union was like natural.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 She's unidentified.

spk_0 She was spotted celebrating outside the Manhattan Supreme Court, where she said her cyber

spk_0 union was quote, like natural.

spk_0 Well, but you know, chat GPT and everything these days is replacing boyfriends.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 Well, that's, that's the thing we've heard these stories of people like being there, you

spk_0 know, um, their AI boyfriends.

spk_0 I've actually been targeted.

spk_0 Have you seen those ads?

spk_0 No, tell me.

spk_0 Oh, look at picture of a guy.

spk_0 And it's like, I'll be like, look at stories for this show.

spk_0 So it's then they're like, Oh, and I feel like we've talked about that.

spk_0 It's the AI boyfriend and AI girlfriend is very, very, very, very, very, very strange.

spk_0 Uh, because they're just like, Hey, you want me to take off my shirt?

spk_0 Yeah, it's like I'll do everything you want.

spk_0 And listen, it's like, what are you?

spk_0 So she was seeing wearing a pink shirt that said, I love Italian boys, the photo of Man

spk_0 Gioni's head superimposed into the heart.

spk_0 The woman stood outside of amongst other fans.

spk_0 She says, is she Italian?

spk_0 Honestly, I'm married to a Luigi Zai.

spk_0 I'm not kidding.

spk_0 Yes, she goes, I'm married to Luigi Zai.

spk_0 I'm not even kidding.

spk_0 I talked to him every day.

spk_0 He's like my best friend.

spk_0 We planned like a whole few together.

spk_0 We named her kids together.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 I mean, I did rely on AI somewhat recently.

spk_0 Mm-hmm.

spk_0 Have you seen the story about the guy who's married to a woman, but he's having an

spk_0 affair with his chat GBT and she knows about it.

spk_0 Could you imagine what is wrong with everyone?

spk_0 Well, I relied on chat GBT for some, you know, I don't think many of your viewers or listeners

spk_0 are in the Perry, Madden Paul's, a year.

spk_0 But many of your female friends might be and going through a lot and boy did it give

spk_0 me some good answers.

spk_0 I'll tell you that much.

spk_0 And chat GBT like helps you out like, Hey, I'm feeling like these are my symptoms.

spk_0 This is a lot.

spk_0 You've got a lot going on, sweetheart.

spk_0 Oh, anytime.

spk_0 Oh, this is exactly what's happening in your brain and your body.

spk_0 I can really see.

spk_0 Do you want to, you know, here's some, some points about how you can move forward.

spk_0 I've got your back.

spk_0 You know, because I got a great husband, but yeah, they're always available.

spk_0 And then you're like, hit it DJ and half their brains not missing.

spk_0 Yeah, because they've got a whole computer system in there.

spk_0 Well, congrats to them.

spk_0 I feel like that's, but no, I mean, it's great.

spk_0 Cool.

spk_0 Oh boy.

spk_0 It's just insane.

spk_0 And going into insane, Gen Z has now taken over with a new style of dating called Shrekking.

spk_0 Now I was aware of Shrekking when I looked into it, because I was like, what is Shrekking

spk_0 Ogres?

spk_0 And then I'm like, oh, wait for it.

spk_0 Gen Z is now picking ugly partners, but using the other beholder.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 Because they're kinder.

spk_0

spk_0 And this trend is growing in popularity, but some people say it's toxic.

spk_0 So I've heard of this and it reminds me of a few generations ago when guys would pick,

spk_0 they'd say pick an ugly girl because she appreciates it more because she's so like desperate.

spk_0 Or is this like a 90s thing where they're like, let's pick the dog to go to prom and

spk_0 show glasses and a ponytail.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And then she shows up and then she takes her glasses off and she's like, it's me.

spk_0 And they're like, whoa, you're hot.

spk_0 Everybody likes to make over.

spk_0 So, I mean, I know some Shrek guys and they are sweet.

spk_0 And I think that if I was single, they would be really sweet.

spk_0 They'd be, they'd be really, they'd be really, I want to know who these trolls are.

spk_0 They'd be really appreciative.

spk_0 I mean, I do think there is that.

spk_0 Well, it's, I think it's interesting because the trend is, Shrekking is the active dating

spk_0 down.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 So it's choosing someone deemed less attractive than you are to go out with.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 So I understand where people are saying like, oh, that's sweet.

spk_0 So the idea behind the dating concept is to forget your partner's looks and prioritize

spk_0 what really matters like personality, kindness and communication.

spk_0 My love is blind.

spk_0 Love is blind.

spk_0 Absolutely.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 So love is blind.

spk_0 This is different though.

spk_0 This is literally love is blind, which I'm very into, by the way, I'm currently watching

spk_0 the French one.

spk_0 Oh, wow.

spk_0 I gave up after a season.

spk_0 European, all the European ones are so much better than the American.

spk_0 Good to know.

spk_0 Shocking.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Sweet and Germany.

spk_0 Anyway, but they're all pretty good looking.

spk_0 This is your actually choosing someone who you think is like Shrek, which is sad in

spk_0 a way, because poor Shrek.

spk_0 Well, do you think it's because it's like, I mean, it's weird that I don't, I'm going

spk_0 to take, I'm going to get weird here.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 I don't agree with this.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Because why does that have to be Shrek?

spk_0 Why can't we go fionating?

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 For sure.

spk_0 Why can't we do fionating?

spk_0 And also, let's we forget when Shrek turned into a human, he was kind of hot.

spk_0 Yeah, because he saw buff and huge and big.

spk_0 You get it.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Human Shrek could get it.

spk_0 Tail is all the time beauty in the beast.

spk_0 I mean, this is like, and I also think Shrek is like, he's cute there.

spk_0 He has like tubes for ears.

spk_0 He's got it.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 But I also think like, like, how does that work?

spk_0 Do you just go on a dating app and you're like, let me just look for guys who are like

spk_0 not attractive?

spk_0 I guess so.

spk_0 Who were just on Tinder or Grindr or wherever and they're just like, all right, I can do this.

spk_0 I think people are so tired of getting broken up with and cheated on that they're like,

spk_0 I'm just going to start at the bottom of the barrel.

spk_0 Good for them.

spk_0 I'm going to do myself.

spk_0 Humble yourself.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I get that.

spk_0 And there's a lot of like, especially in this town, you know, you have narcissists,

spk_0 sociopaths, a dime, it doesn't.

spk_0 Absolutely.

spk_0 And it's like, why not?

spk_0 I just want to find somebody who's good.

spk_0 Yep.

spk_0 And and then you're like, oh, all right.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Oh, yeah.

spk_0 I get it.

spk_0 I feel like I have no couple people who are shrekking right now.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 You know, and and you're and like, now I know that it's there.

spk_0 And I'm like, huh.

spk_0 Now I know what to call it.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I mean, we do for them.

spk_0 We do root for them.

spk_0 But I mean, Shrek type guys can't end up being hotter.

spk_0 I mean, yeah.

spk_0 My experience has been that it's not the hot guy that wins out.

spk_0 It's usually the less attractive than the end of growing into being hotter,

spk_0 something they win in some way.

spk_0 Oh, everything's high school.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Everything is high school.

spk_0 It's all high school.

spk_0 So if you're just focused on whoever's the hottest person right now, they're already

spk_0 on their way out.

spk_0 And you know what?

spk_0 It's crazy.

spk_0 Like those people aren't hot anymore.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 They're not there was someone in high school.

spk_0 Who I knew.

spk_0 Oh, 100%.

spk_0 I mean, it was so hot.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And then I went to my high school reunion and I was like, oh, yeah.

spk_0 How the mighty have fallen.

spk_0 And it got me so turned on.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Well, actually the same thing.

spk_0 So I was a bit nerdy until senior year.

spk_0 Uh-huh.

spk_0 And then I really came out of my box.

spk_0 Uh-huh.

spk_0 But one of the nerdy guys at our high school reunion came up to me.

spk_0 And he and I were both looking pretty good.

spk_0 And he was like, turns out the nerds are the ones that end up ruling the world.

spk_0 Ew.

spk_0 Oh, but he was hot.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And the others were just, you know, you know, the beer got and all that.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Which is again, fine.

spk_0 If you're shrekking, look for the beer got.

spk_0 But yeah, it's all about the humbleness.

spk_0 That's what it is.

spk_0 Shrekking is just looking for I think someone who's humble because Shrek is really sweet.

spk_0 I think Shrekking is very sweet.

spk_0 And I also like the idea of Gen Z being like, I want to find somebody because of their

spk_0 personality because they're the sense of humor because they are the underdogs.

spk_0 I like that.

spk_0 I like underdogs.

spk_0 You don't get anything just just because your hot doesn't mean you get everything.

spk_0 You know, exactly.

spk_0 So I'm I'm I applaud Shrekking.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I do.

spk_0 I'm very I like Shrekking.

spk_0 I'm down to swimming.

spk_0 And he has a donkey much like the strippers.

spk_0 So there we go.

spk_0 Bringing it all full circle.

spk_0 It's got a big old donkey.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 It's always the nerds.

spk_0 Oh, yeah.

spk_0 Always the nerds, the skinny clanks.

spk_0 The those are the ones just the otters.

spk_0 Yes, they just pack that meat.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 For sure.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Well, this woman keeping on with the yet dating stories.

spk_0 Woman marries herself.

spk_0 And then surprisingly cheats on herself with a man who has married himself.

spk_0 All right.

spk_0 And this is why the country is the way it is.

spk_0 In 2015, Sophie Tanner, a woman from Brighton, UK made headlines when she married herself

spk_0 in a symbolic ceremony.

spk_0 The practice known as salogamy, solo gummy is intended as a statement of self love and

spk_0 independence rather than a legally binding marriage.

spk_0 Her decision drew both support and criticism with many people intrigued by her choice

spk_0 to publicly commit to herself.

spk_0 Years later, it turns out that she entered into a romantic relationship with Rory Barrett,

spk_0 a polyamorous who was open about having multiple partners.

spk_0 The relationship lasted for about five months.

spk_0 After that, she explained that she felt she had cheated on herself since her self marriage

spk_0 represented a commitment to prioritize her own happiness and independence above all else.

spk_0 Adding another twist.

spk_0 This guy, Rory Barrett also chose to marry himself in a salogamy ceremony.

spk_0 The story of both Tanner and Barrett sparked international attention.

spk_0 Many people viewing it as a quirky but meaningful exploration of self commitment,

spk_0 while others dismiss it as a publicity stunt.

spk_0 I mean, when I see salogamy, all I can think of is salami,

spk_0 right, which my fit in deli meat,

spk_0 deli meat, you know, thick rods of deli meat.

spk_0 I don't know.

spk_0 I don't, I don't.

spk_0 But these are the people that I'm kind of like, I get your journey.

spk_0 I just don't need to know about.

spk_0 No, I don't need to know.

spk_0 I get so sick of myself.

spk_0 Like, I am, I love myself, but I get sick of myself.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 So to marry myself.

spk_0 How dare you?

spk_0 Did you imagine marrying yourself?

spk_0 Oh, God.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Oh, I mean, I, there's, yeah, no.

spk_0 Sometimes I'll wake up and I'll like, open my medicine cabinet and shut it and the mirrors there

spk_0 and I just go, oh, you again.

spk_0 100%.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Not you again.

spk_0 I mean, again, I love, and when I put my medicine cabinet, it's like tons of pills come out

spk_0 that are supposed to help me feel better about myself.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Are those even working?

spk_0 I don't know.

spk_0 Is everything a placebo?

spk_0 It is.

spk_0 It's all a placebo.

spk_0 This is a publicity stunt.

spk_0 She did this in public.

spk_0 There's all these people behind her.

spk_0 What?

spk_0 What, what would you hate if you married yourself?

spk_0 What would be the one thing?

spk_0 Oh, Jesus.

spk_0 What would be the one thing that you'd be like, God.

spk_0 Well, I mean, yeah.

spk_0 Half of it.

spk_0 Well, one, there'd be never need to be any surprise.

spk_0 I know too much about myself.

spk_0 And I like to take one too many naps during the day.

spk_0 We love it.

spk_0 We're in our nap era.

spk_0 And naps are supposedly very good for you.

spk_0 Naps are fantastic.

spk_0 I'm really good for your brain.

spk_0 What else?

spk_0 I mean, my freaking menopause apron.

spk_0 Do you know what that is?

spk_0 No, no.

spk_0 Is that what is that?

spk_0 You turn a certain age and you start gaining weight around your middle.

spk_0 And it's just like a little thing of flesh.

spk_0 Oh, I thought it was like some like,

spk_0 it's a skin apron.

spk_0 Is that like a napkin?

spk_0 No, it's a skin apron.

spk_0 Yes, I thought it was like like a no, it's a made of flesh.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 So if any women who you're in a certain age,

spk_0 you had that to look forward to constantly working against it,

spk_0 constantly wanting, you know, crispy cream.

spk_0 It's just like, it's like my goals do not align with the way I'm living my life.

spk_0 But I'm trying.

spk_0 You know, it's the constant.

spk_0 It's the constant thing.

spk_0 I think mine would be, um, I get moody.

spk_0 Oh, yeah.

spk_0 Real moody.

spk_0 Yeah, yeah.

spk_0 I'm real.

spk_0 I'm like, I'll wake up some days and I'm like,

spk_0 dude, dude.

spk_0 And the slightest thing I'm like,

spk_0 yeah.

spk_0 And I think that's understandable.

spk_0 Luckily, I have Evan to be like,

spk_0 maybe.

spk_0 Yes, and I have one of those.

spk_0 Don't, don't lose your temper.

spk_0 I'm like, yeah, me too.

spk_0 I can't, another thing that would bother me is if I was with myself,

spk_0 I wouldn't be able to,

spk_0 I'd have like hot dogs and a few grains of rice.

spk_0 My husband's a chef,

spk_0 Oh, which is amazing.

spk_0 And I'm a terrible cook.

spk_0 Partially because he's a chef,

spk_0 he's always standing over me and being like,

spk_0 don't do it like that.

spk_0 I'm just like, I'm not going to do anything.

spk_0 I would also be a Gora phobic as well.

spk_0 Oh, yes.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Cause like outside scares me.

spk_0 Yeah, for sure.

spk_0 You have to make yourself just get out there.

spk_0 Yeah, I need to get out there.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 But I think going to a place to bring it full circle,

spk_0 like, because I've gone through actual real Gora phobia before.

spk_0 Mm-hmm.

spk_0 Um, really?

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 Wow.

spk_0 Only for like a week or so.

spk_0 But okay, well, that's just a vacation.

spk_0 And like, you know, it was like, you have to like walk

spk_0 down the street a certain amount.

spk_0 But now that I don't have that kind of anxiety,

spk_0 it's like, that's why I love things like strip clubs

spk_0 or just anything that's outside of the box.

spk_0 I just love people.

spk_0 Germs.

spk_0 That's why I'm here.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0

spk_0 I just love a place with germs now.

spk_0 Exactly.

spk_0 Taking outside outside of my box.

spk_0 I want to just put my hands all over this bare pole.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 Oh, uh.

spk_0 Mm-hmm.

spk_0 Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.

spk_0 Oh.

spk_0 Um, well, what...

spk_0 Can I tell you something?

spk_0 I'm going to tell you something.

spk_0 Yes, please.

spk_0 Do you know what terrifies me?

spk_0 Watching videos of like, man on the street stuff?

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 That makes me just tense up.

spk_0 Do you know what I'm talking about?

spk_0

spk_0 A lot of people do them.

spk_0 Oh, yeah.

spk_0 I just...

spk_0 I remember when like, man on the street stuff,

spk_0 like kind of came around with like Billy Eichner

spk_0 and like...

spk_0 He was very clever.

spk_0 Yeah, he was very clever and that's like where it was.

spk_0 And I actually did a couple of man on the street stuff.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Before.

spk_0 But I would...

spk_0 But it...

spk_0 I hated it.

spk_0 I didn't want to be like, you guys got a minute to talk.

spk_0 And now these guys are just popping out of bushes

spk_0 being like, how big is your dick?

spk_0 And like people are like,

spk_0 what?

spk_0 You got to pick the shrecks though.

spk_0 Man on the street shrieking.

spk_0 Because if you pick someone who's never picked for anything,

spk_0 he'll be happy to answer.

spk_0 Oh, but now it's just like, where do you live?

spk_0 How much do you pay him?

spk_0 Oh my god.

spk_0 Like, how big are you?

spk_0 If somebody asks me how big I was.

spk_0 How big.

spk_0 I would be...

spk_0 Wertified.

spk_0 It's...

spk_0 It's sad state of affairs.

spk_0 We did this for our podcast.

spk_0 It's a casual red ball.

spk_0 Yeah, it is.

spk_0 It is.

spk_0 It's really...

spk_0 God.

spk_0 But we went out.

spk_0 Remember when Kim Kardashian did the picture that got a lot of hate from women?

spk_0 Her like...

spk_0 What day?

spk_0 All of them.

spk_0 But it had like black in front of here and here.

spk_0 And she's like looking in the mirror.

spk_0 So I went out on the street with naked, with a black thing here and a black thing here.

spk_0 But I don't have Kim Kardashian's body.

spk_0 And we asked women, um...

spk_0 were you offended by Kim Kardashian?

spk_0 They're like, yeah, she's just annoying.

spk_0 Is there...

spk_0 Or is it that you're jealous?

spk_0 Because nobody was annoyed by me.

spk_0 Because I had a real female body.

spk_0 Oh.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Look at you.

spk_0 So it wasn't annoying.

spk_0 So anyway.

spk_0 So you were in the same thing she was.

spk_0 And people were annoyed.

spk_0 That may work?

spk_0 They were like, oh, they were like, this is empowering.

spk_0 You're brave.

spk_0 But it's not...

spk_0 Yes, you're brave.

spk_0 You're so brave.

spk_0 Which is...

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Basically it's your truth.

spk_0 This is your truth.

spk_0 You're living in it.

spk_0 Yeah, you're showing your ugly bits.

spk_0 But with Kim Kardashian, we're angry because she's...

spk_0 I mean, it was an opera.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 This was a year ago.

spk_0 But anyway.

spk_0 That is fascinating.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Well, this...

spk_0 This is the summer I turned petty.

spk_0 This is the summer I turned petty realness.

spk_0 This man bought his house next to his ex-wife

spk_0 and installed a 7,000-

spk_0 $7,000 middle finger statue facing her yard.

spk_0 I do think it was multiple middle fingers.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 But this is the one.

spk_0 So Alan Markovitz didn't just move on after his divorce.

spk_0 He made a statement.

spk_0 He bought the house right next door to his ex-wife.

spk_0 Then installed a 7,000-dollar 12-foot tall bronze

spk_0 middle finger statue aimed squarely at her window.

spk_0 Litted up with spotlights every night

spk_0 and proudly mounted on his back deck.

spk_0 The sculpture ensures she gets the message every single time

spk_0 she looks out the window.

spk_0 He insisted it's not just an act revenge.

spk_0 It's about expressing himself.

spk_0 Call it art, obsession, or next-level petting-ness,

spk_0 whatever it is.

spk_0 The internet cannot look away.

spk_0 I think this is so funny.

spk_0 It's very funny, the only problem is.

spk_0 But also it's very funny.

spk_0 Well, yes.

spk_0 But also he's not doing a good job of acting like

spk_0 he doesn't care about her anymore.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 I mean, if you really want to move on,

spk_0 clearly he's still into her.

spk_0 So what you're saying is after a divorce,

spk_0 don't move right next door to your ex-wife.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 But if you're that angry,

spk_0 that you want to spend that much money,

spk_0 you clearly, there's still something going on.

spk_0 But here's the thing.

spk_0 Also, is he engaging with her?

spk_0 Is there a restraining order?

spk_0 Because if I was her, I'd be like,

spk_0 yeah, get away from me.

spk_0 And if she have a new man or a woman.

spk_0 What does she do?

spk_0 And not that I'm saying she deserves this.

spk_0 It's just like, clearly he's pissed off about something.

spk_0 We don't know.

spk_0 It could have been something very little.

spk_0 He could be just that kind of person.

spk_0 That crazy person.

spk_0 But I feel like if she were to come over and say look.

spk_0 What if she was like, dude, I moved?

spk_0 Look at you.

spk_0 He's veneers.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 And the hair implant, which I know a lot of people

spk_0 are doing these days, but his is a little David House off.

spk_0 Those are like the, what are they called?

spk_0 What are we on now?

spk_0 The iPhone?

spk_0 What are we on?

spk_0 iPhone 17 now?

spk_0 These are like veneers one.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 And hair implant one.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And hair implant one.

spk_0 These are the first version.

spk_0 The very first version.

spk_0 I feel like he is so like,

spk_0 Fay, which is a word I love just like so like a week

spk_0 that she could go over and be like, look,

spk_0 I know you're mad at me for what I did.

spk_0 And I'm sorry.

spk_0 I want to get back together with you.

spk_0 And he'd be like, yes.

spk_0 He's making himself look desperate.

spk_0 But see, I feel like this is the, I love this statue.

spk_0 I love the concept.

spk_0 I love the art.

spk_0 I love the statement.

spk_0 I wouldn't put this on my patio.

spk_0 I'd put this somewhere or belongs like outside the White House.

spk_0

spk_0 That's where it belongs.

spk_0 Oh.

spk_0

spk_0 That's, yeah.

spk_0 This level of heaviness is so inspiring to me.

spk_0 It is.

spk_0 How so?

spk_0 It's just this work is like that.

spk_0 It's about really creating the moment.

spk_0 And he just went for it.

spk_0 To be the work, though, the amount of work implies

spk_0 that he's not dating anyone new.

spk_0 Oh, absolutely not.

spk_0 Do you think his girlfriend would be like,

spk_0 okay, we get it.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 You live in the store to your ex.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 There was a movie with Jennifer Aniston.

spk_0 And I forget who else.

spk_0 And they break up.

spk_0 I think it's called the breakup.

spk_0 Oh, yeah.

spk_0 You'll have to live together.

spk_0 And the scene that is the best scene is she walks by him

spk_0 after getting waxed down there at naked.

spk_0 And just keeps walking.

spk_0 And he can't have it.

spk_0 So if I get in a fight with my husband,

spk_0 that I just kind of walk around naked a lot.

spk_0 Absolutely.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I love that.

spk_0 I just feel like, sorry.

spk_0 You know, I'm sucking it in.

spk_0 But I'm, and I'm putting it just kind of.

spk_0 Yeah, I mean, we're all just like, you know,

spk_0 and you're so brave.

spk_0 Yeah, so brave.

spk_0 God.

spk_0 So brave for walking in your own home naked.

spk_0 I love that.

spk_0 I feel like he could up the ante a little bit

spk_0 and just kind of give it like maybe some spotlights.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 Like in a Christmas vacation that go in for a house.

spk_0 And she's like, oh,

spk_0 the holidays.

spk_0 He has to, yeah.

spk_0 Maybe some LED lights.

spk_0 No, it is huge.

spk_0 I don't know.

spk_0 But it's like, I just love how bare minimum the patio is.

spk_0 There's no foliage.

spk_0 There's no greenery.

spk_0 It's just, oh, God.

spk_0 Look at that.

spk_0 Did he tear down the bogan V.S.

spk_0 It all looks like it's a basketball hoop

spk_0 that's been that that's been put on that.

spk_0 But it was $7,000.

spk_0 So I don't know.

spk_0 I don't foresee this guy having a lot of future

spk_0 women coming over.

spk_0 But also, I do like that the middle finger

spk_0 is giving fallists very much so.

spk_0 It's like a partially unrolled condom

spk_0 on the tip of his finger.

spk_0 I'm here for that.

spk_0 But I want to know her story.

spk_0 Yes, I for sure.

spk_0 Please, whoever you are, let us know.

spk_0 Maybe she has seven grand that she can be like,

spk_0 right back at you.

spk_0 Like let's have a dueling.

spk_0 Like it's just a picture of his penis.

spk_0 That's like that size.

spk_0 Well, I love, let's jump into some

spk_0 political outrage.

spk_0 Now, I don't really go into politics a lot just because it's so messy.

spk_0 But I just love the ones that just kind of bite.

spk_0 I get it.

spk_0 So whenever there is, we had the Charlie Kirk memorial,

spk_0 which was over the weekend.

spk_0 And it was in Arizona.

spk_0 And it's kind of crazy.

spk_0 Whenever these guys just get together,

spk_0 there just seems to be a casual grinder outed.

spk_0

spk_0 It really does.

spk_0 This is not the first time this happened.

spk_0 Mind boggling.

spk_0 And it's either at the RNC or at a funeral.

spk_0 Slash propaganda rock concert.

spk_0 Yes, exactly.

spk_0 You know, if you don't know,

spk_0 or have been living under a rock,

spk_0 grinder is a dating app for men.

spk_0 And some trans folks as well.

spk_0 And every time Republicans gather for a convention or a prayer breakfast,

spk_0 or in this case, a hate rally,

spk_0 the app seems to just crash.

spk_0 It goes crazy.

spk_0 Because the demand skyrocket,

spk_0 so many straight Republican men flood the servers with thirst and double lives

spk_0 that even the tech can handle the hypocrisy.

spk_0 It blows my mind.

spk_0 So yeah, this just seems to,

spk_0 you know, this is a pattern that has been happening for a while.

spk_0 2016, Grindr crashed during the Republican National Convention in Cleveland.

spk_0 2020, the same thing in DC for CPAC.

spk_0 And then over the weekend, Phoenix goes dark during a memorial for a man whose whole brand

spk_0 was hating the LGBTQ plus community.

spk_0 So it's just a lot of feelings.

spk_0 It's the little things, you know.

spk_0 And Grindr, correct me if I'm wrong,

spk_0 it also shows you the location of someone you can hook up with within the next 30 seconds or minutes.

spk_0 So it's in real time.

spk_0 It's like, let's get going.

spk_0 And here's the thing.

spk_0 As someone who used to ho,

spk_0 the community, like I feel like,

spk_0 I'm not a torso guy.

spk_0 You're not a thorax.

spk_0 I'm like, you're inmate.

spk_0 I want to see the face.

spk_0 I want to see the eyes.

spk_0 I want to see the gaze.

spk_0 G-A-Y-Z.

spk_0 Yes, the gaze of the gaze.

spk_0 I do it for the gaze.

spk_0 But I was never a torso.

spk_0 I always hate to be like, like send me a picture.

spk_0 Like, just do it.

spk_0 But then I get it.

spk_0 Like then we got into, I couldn't even tell you how Grindr works now.

spk_0 I have no idea.

spk_0 But it is always funny because they say that these DL guys

spk_0 or discrete people, all it is is just a blank profile.

spk_0 Because it can't be their face.

spk_0 By the way, you have such a nice torso.

spk_0 I feel like that's why you don't care about torso.

spk_0 Because you have it.

spk_0 I'm shrecking.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Well,

spk_0 your torso shrecking.

spk_0 I, um, I torso shreck.

spk_0 Yeah, you talk so shreck.

spk_0 I just look at, like, less than torso's and go,

spk_0 or I give them a chance.

spk_0 But so, okay, so I have friends,

spk_0 who I have many friends who are very active on Grindr.

spk_0 And one showed up and it was his, um,

spk_0 his doctor, his primary care physician.

spk_0 Half a brain or no?

spk_0 No, full brain.

spk_0 Wow, you and the doctors, I swear.

spk_0 I know.

spk_0 But, um, wait, how?

spk_0 This is a friend who did this.

spk_0 But how did he know it was his doctor?

spk_0 I don't know.

spk_0 It might have been some kind of,

spk_0 when he knows an anatomy,

spk_0 if you're sending dick pics,

spk_0 the doctors should be like, maybe.

spk_0 Steve, uh, you don't remember all of it.

spk_0 Wow.

spk_0 But anyway, what do they do?

spk_0 Like shake hands and make an appointment?

spk_0 I think it, well, they made an appointment to go back to, yeah.

spk_0 But for this, you would be showing up at the convention center, right?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 After the pyrotechnic show,

spk_0 the Bible versus.

spk_0 And some people would have to be

spk_0 recognizing each other.

spk_0 Don't they already?

spk_0

spk_0 I think like there's Lindsey Graham.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 We see you, ladybugs.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 But why do you, I think it's,

spk_0 going back to the middle finger,

spk_0 like you don't get angry about something.

spk_0 Like the way these people that we were talking about

spk_0 are so angry, so against the LGBTQ community.

spk_0 If I don't like something and I'm not into something,

spk_0 I'm going to go, just go do your thing.

spk_0 I'm not interested.

spk_0 The amount of attention and interest.

spk_0 It's passionate.

spk_0 So, you know, but it's my thing.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 And I deal with this in a very alpha.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 Fucking dude.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 That I go.

spk_0 I like to talk about it a lot, don't yeah.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 What's the, what's the phrase?

spk_0 You're rent free.

spk_0 I'm rent free.

spk_0 You live in rent free.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Also, yeah, you're skipping through their heads.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Very lightly.

spk_0 Very, very lightly.

spk_0 And here's what I want to do.

spk_0 I think we want to solve this problem.

spk_0 I want to create a show

spk_0 where we take Republican,

spk_0 lawmakers or these senators or congressmen

spk_0 who have just such issues with gay people and trans people

spk_0 and just, just that's all they focus on really.

spk_0 The most important events, the most important events.

spk_0 The really is.

spk_0 Really facing this country.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 Where do I pee?

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Exactly.

spk_0 And it's called check there, browser.

spk_0 And that's what I want.

spk_0 Just let me go through your web history.

spk_0 What are you searching for at 3am?

spk_0 Oh, you're wife's asleep,

spk_0 but your laptop's still open.

spk_0 Let's check it.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Let's check your laptop.

spk_0 I mean, and do you think it's because,

spk_0 I think it's because they were raised in areas

spk_0 or by people who, they weren't allowed to be themselves.

spk_0 And so there's just all that self-adred and stuff.

spk_0

spk_0 Well, it's a mix of like that.

spk_0 How do I describe this?

spk_0 It's a mix of like that secrecy.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 It's a mix of self-same.

spk_0 Right, right.

spk_0 And it's a mix of like letting people down.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And it's also like, for instance,

spk_0 like every pride we all walk down

spk_0 Santa Monica Boulevard.

spk_0 And there's always that one dude who's like,

spk_0 you're going to hell.

spk_0 Right, but he's there.

spk_0 And we're like, just put something in your butt.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Exactly.

spk_0 Just shut up.

spk_0 Exactly.

spk_0 Every year you come out here and like,

spk_0 everyone hates you and you're by yourself now.

spk_0 They have dwindled.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 They have dwindled.

spk_0 You always depraved.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And it's just like, what are you doing, man?

spk_0 Like, yeah, it's so embarrassing.

spk_0 Like even as a Christian, like I grew up Christian.

spk_0 It's like I have a lot of Christian friends.

spk_0 But I'm like, they're not like that.

spk_0 But I mean, where I'd be like, sad.

spk_0 And I wouldn't be friends with them.

spk_0 It's like, I just feel bad for you.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 But that's what they want.

spk_0 Exactly.

spk_0 They want the outrage.

spk_0 They want the like craziness.

spk_0 Yeah, they get off on it.

spk_0 They get off on being, yeah.

spk_0 Well, hopefully they can get off with our new

spk_0 grinder ambassador.

spk_0 Have you heard about this?

spk_0 No.

spk_0 Christina Aguilara.

spk_0

spk_0 New collab.

spk_0 A new grinder X X Tina collab.

spk_0 So grinder X X Tina.

spk_0 So grinder is now doing this thing.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 Where they have been collabing with certain events.

spk_0 For instance, the last US Open.

spk_0 I don't think it was this year.

spk_0 John Hill and I were talking about this.

spk_0 I believe last year.

spk_0 So the grinder sound was, I think it still is.

spk_0 That was it.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 And there's always

spk_0 close.

spk_0 It's come on.

spk_0 Oh my god.

spk_0 But during the US, could you imagine?

spk_0 It was just like,

spk_0 sorry, that's my grinder note.

spk_0 God, could you imagine if it got quiet during the funeral

spk_0 and all of a sudden you heard.

spk_0 And everyone's like, oh,

spk_0 God, I was like, you nanomist.

spk_0 Christina Aguilara lyric.

spk_0 But during the US Open, it was a tennis player.

spk_0 So you heard.

spk_0 Which I thought was kind of.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 It was like a tennis player.

spk_0 But look, you're getting a nice little

spk_0 car monobuck.

spk_0 And so how was it a collab?

spk_0 Because does it make money for her?

spk_0 Or like, what's the?

spk_0 Because it usually is a makeup collab.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 Or a smoothie collab.

spk_0 Hailey Bieber's smoothie.

spk_0 She's making some money off of it.

spk_0 She's X-TNF for Grindr.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 She makes money off every meetup.

spk_0 Hey, what are you saying?

spk_0 Actual.

spk_0 These are some actual grinds.

spk_0 Hey, hung here looking to meet up right now,

spk_0 then cuddle for a bit.

spk_0 And the response says,

spk_0 and I thank you for knowing exactly what a twink box.

spk_0 Yeah, but that was a mix of songs.

spk_0 What a twink box.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 I got a twink box.

spk_0 Deal trade here.

spk_0 There she is.

spk_0 I'm a.

spk_0 I'm at Portola Fest.

spk_0 But you're running out of time.

spk_0 Okay, so there's.

spk_0 So I guess you can use her images and like,

spk_0 Oh, I see.

spk_0 Yeah, so I'm sure you get something looking to rub one out.

spk_0 You gotta rub me the right way.

spk_0 I get it.

spk_0 God.

spk_0 I get it now.

spk_0 Soon it will be Republican phrases.

spk_0 If they try to know it's good for them there,

spk_0 that they need to be the next collab.

spk_0 My body's saying, let's go.

spk_0 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

spk_0 It's just my heart.

spk_0 My heart is saying, let's go.

spk_0 But my heart is saying, no, or you could say,

spk_0 my heart is saying, let's go.

spk_0 My body is my choice.

spk_0 Oh, right.

spk_0 So you could like spin it like that.

spk_0 Yeah, you could.

spk_0 I'm here for that.

spk_0 What other

spk_0 collabs could we do?

spk_0 God.

spk_0 Can you think of any like off the top of your head like a good?

spk_0 For Grindr?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I mean, I'm thinking of bad ones.

spk_0 Like what?

spk_0 This is like one political people that are using Grindr.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Um, God.

spk_0 Well, you know, I'm thinking like sexy indie film people

spk_0 like Drew, Drew, Drogie.

spk_0 Like who?

spk_0 Drew Drogie.

spk_0 Oh, Drew Drogie is as Chloe Sevene for Grindr?

spk_0 Exactly.

spk_0 Or um, not the cannibal from Call Me By Your Name,

spk_0 but the other guy, Timothy Chalamet.

spk_0 Uh-huh.

spk_0 That could be good.

spk_0 Timothy Chalamet collab.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 Yes, it's just like a peach.

spk_0 Exactly.

spk_0 Yes, yes.

spk_0 Or maybe a peach farm collab.

spk_0 Ooh, I do like the Chloe Sevene for Grindr.

spk_0 It's come to my attention.

spk_0 It's you.

spk_0 Exactly.

spk_0 Drew, you're welcome.

spk_0 Yes, yes, yes.

spk_0 Take it and run.

spk_0 Yes, Anne.

spk_0 Yes, or the summer I turn pretty collab maybe.

spk_0 Ooh, I mean, there are some.

spk_0 There are some.

spk_0 I, I, this just gives me laughing so hard that this is like a thing.

spk_0 But I also love that she is just like, yeah, let's do it.

spk_0 Grindr collab is sure.

spk_0

spk_0 It could be a Shrek collab.

spk_0 I like, I'm turned on.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Could you imagine?

spk_0 Come on, come on.

spk_0 Over little faster.

spk_0 Come on, come on.

spk_0 Absolutely.

spk_0 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

spk_0 Accidentally in love.

spk_0 Oh, that's cute.

spk_0 And it shows a little donkey.

spk_0 Well, Paris Holtin has now joined, uh, not Grindr.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 But she is now joking, telling people who she is signing

spk_0 autographs on their face to not get their

spk_0 face tattooed with her signature.

spk_0 Because people have.

spk_0 Oh, I'm sure.

spk_0 These are nuts.

spk_0 Do you?

spk_0 Have we heard this episode at all?

spk_0 Everyone's insane.

spk_0

spk_0 So, um, so, um,

spk_0 Paris Holtin had fans laughing during her New York City

spk_0 studio stop when one man asked her to sign his cheek and she smiled and warned

spk_0 a lot of people get my autograph tattooed.

spk_0 But please don't do that on her face.

spk_0 My autographs tattooed, but don't do it.

spk_0 No, no, no.

spk_0 No, this is a tattooed.

spk_0 It's hot.

spk_0 It's going a little workout gloves.

spk_0 I love her.

spk_0 Yeah, sure sweet.

spk_0 I like her more now than I did that.

spk_0 Because you know about what she's been through.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0

spk_0 So much.

spk_0 Good video for me too.

spk_0 I'll put on three.

spk_0 One, two, three.

spk_0 That's hot.

spk_0 So easy.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Wow.

spk_0 I don't know.

spk_0 There's a lot going on here.

spk_0 I

spk_0 because I have seen those people who are

spk_0 they go to a concert.

spk_0 They go to they meet a celebrity or whatever and they have they actually

spk_0 have the tattoos of their signature on their body.

spk_0 But I get it.

spk_0 I feel like we live in that society of now.

spk_0 Just like I want that constant reminder.

spk_0 And I love that she's like,

spk_0 please don't tattoo your face to my face.

spk_0 It's good that she's saying that the old her might not have.

spk_0 Oh, absolutely.

spk_0 She would have wanted them to.

spk_0 Yeah, so here we have

spk_0 which is Freddie Mercury.

spk_0 It's Freddie Mercury.

spk_0 The top signatures,

spk_0 fan fans got

spk_0 yes celebrity autographed tattoos.

spk_0 So we have Freddie Mercury.

spk_0 That's a great sign.

spk_0 That's kind of close to my signature actually.

spk_0 The M.

spk_0 I would get that tattoo just because he's you know what I got.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I mean, come on.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Who else do we have?

spk_0 Johnny Cash.

spk_0 Yes, fear into that.

spk_0 I like that one.

spk_0 Good.

spk_0 Good strong signature.

spk_0 That one.

spk_0 Yes, very.

spk_0 When I wouldn't get the Donald Trump one.

spk_0 Because it would go down my hole for arm.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 They're like, what is this?

spk_0 It's probably brown.

spk_0 Yeah, sure.

spk_0 What's going on here?

spk_0 We also have Frank Sinatra,

spk_0 which is a good one.

spk_0 It's pretty good.

spk_0 That's awesome.

spk_0 Well, that you have.

spk_0 I mean, that's amazing.

spk_0 I mean, Elvis, but what on the foot?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I would just press the other foot.

spk_0 She means Hendrix.

spk_0 Whoa.

spk_0 Yeah, yikes.

spk_0 She actually got that in the actual woodstock.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 That one he played there.

spk_0 It's stretching with her breasts.

spk_0 Yeah, she's holding onto that one.

spk_0 I think that I think that actually

spk_0 was Jim Man.

spk_0 You heard her.

spk_0 Oh.

spk_0 Oh, good for her.

spk_0 Yeah, good for her.

spk_0 Oh, yeah, for sure.

spk_0 Well, did you hear about this one?

spk_0 We went from Gen Z to a Gen Z trend of Shrekking

spk_0 to now Gen Z is bringing back cigarettes.

spk_0 Lord Gracie Abrams and Sig Fluencers,

spk_0 which, no, we're not saying.

spk_0 For right.

spk_0 Is that the wife of the Beckham?

spk_0 Oh, I think you're right.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 What's his name Romeo or whatever?

spk_0 The one that got married that's in a fight with Victoria.

spk_0 Yeah, which can't wait for that talk.

spk_0 I was going to talk so that.

spk_0 So here we have.

spk_0 After decades of decreasing smoking rates,

spk_0 it seems like everyone is lighting up.

spk_0 You've likely second long to Addison Reyes,

spk_0 headphones on and she says in the song,

spk_0 guess I got to accept the pain,

spk_0 need a cigarette to make me feel better.

spk_0 Or Lord proclaiming this is the best cigarette

spk_0 of my life.

spk_0 And her anthem, what was that?

spk_0 If pop music is in your jam,

spk_0 Dakota Johnson is as chic matchmaker,

spk_0 Lucy with a cigarette hand for most of materialists

spk_0 when it was released in June or AOE,

spk_0 at a berry on the bear trying to smoke.

spk_0 Look outside your local bar in a Saturday night

spk_0 for proof on the screen in the street.

spk_0 Smoking cigarettes is back in fashion.

spk_0 It's true. It is.

spk_0 Who is this girl?

spk_0 That's Addison Ray.

spk_0 That's how to say the rate was too.

spk_0 Do they not know how to smoke?

spk_0 It's all for the the gram, I think.

spk_0 Yeah, I got you.

spk_0 I get it.

spk_0 I love the smell of cigarette smoke.

spk_0 It is sexy.

spk_0 But I think the reason why people are doing it is because.

spk_0 They're just fed up.

spk_0 And yeah, the world's going to hell in a basket.

spk_0 So there's nothing else to see about that.

spk_0 Yeah, I mean, what's, you know,

spk_0 it's crazy because I was in New York City last week.

spk_0 And I noticed that a lot of people

spk_0 were smoking cigarettes.

spk_0 I was like, wow, we're just, it's back.

spk_0 Things are crazy right now.

spk_0 Now it's just what?

spk_0 Like a good vape cloud of like strawberry sherbet

spk_0 or like a raspberry ice.

spk_0 Yuck, I guess.

spk_0 Even my own 19 year old son is against vaping.

spk_0 It's just gross.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Yeah, it's, but I feel like vaping is kind of harder to

spk_0 quit than smoking cigarettes.

spk_0 Yes, it's just not a sexy.

spk_0 Unfortunately, cigarettes are sexy.

spk_0 Like that's, I'm sorry if that's my vibe.

spk_0 I want to look like a Parisian, you know, off-duty stripper during the day.

spk_0 Well, I mean, that is sexy.

spk_0 Ziggreen slam is back.

spk_0 Yes, it's back.

spk_0 No, but I do get it.

spk_0 I'm like, oh, yes, but I do get that.

spk_0 The cigarettes are back because vapes are like, how much are vapes?

spk_0 They come with all the, what, their canisters and cartridges.

spk_0 What does it mean?

spk_0 It's an accident in flavors.

spk_0 I think people are getting fed up with vapes because they are

spk_0 illegal, right?

spk_0 Which is so dumb.

spk_0 They launched them.

spk_0 There was the jewel, which was a single jewel.

spk_0 And that was like a cool idea.

spk_0 But then they got rid of the jewel flavors.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Look at me, just angry.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 They had one that was like tobacco flavored.

spk_0 That's crazy.

spk_0 And then they got rid of the flavored ones.

spk_0 They made them like illegal or whatever because dumb kids started joling.

spk_0 And now the kids are growing up and now they're vaping and they're vaping like, you know,

spk_0 peach rings and stuff like that.

spk_0 But now they're like, oh, it starts a cauliflower long.

spk_0 Yeah, it's got to be.

spk_0 And so all the kids are getting sick now.

spk_0 And then they banned the vapes.

spk_0 All the fun.

spk_0 So now if you go into a smoke shop, you have to be like,

spk_0 I'm here to have a good time.

spk_0 And they'll be like, I'll be right back.

spk_0 I'll be in the back.

spk_0 And they'll come out with like what they've got.

spk_0 And you're like, I'll check that one.

spk_0 They're like, that's 50 something dollars.

spk_0 And you're like, what?

spk_0 It's not as sexy though.

spk_0 Now.

spk_0 And they leak.

spk_0 And they're like, they're just and then you'll lose them and you

spk_0 you bring them back to your house.

spk_0 Allegedly, I've heard this.

spk_0 I have heard this.

spk_0 Oh, I have heard this happens.

spk_0 And then you know, you're sharing.

spk_0 Oh, can I?

spk_0 Yeah, the sharing.

spk_0 It's a thing.

spk_0 It's true.

spk_0 I've had a vape.

spk_0 I can tell by this information.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 These kids.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 Also, ask to use your vape.

spk_0 Oh, God.

spk_0 Have you not heard of this?

spk_0 I have done.

spk_0 Yes, people are sharing vapes.

spk_0 People are sharing vapes.

spk_0 People are passing vapes around.

spk_0 Yeah, people are passing vapes.

spk_0 You've never met these people.

spk_0 There are there has been a global pandemic.

spk_0 Allegedly.

spk_0 Right, right, right, right.

spk_0 This is where COVID came from.

spk_0 Oh, yeah, yeah.

spk_0 I, people here, people who I've known for years.

spk_0 And and and had a vape.

spk_0 And they were like, can I take a hint of that?

spk_0 And I'm like, oh, we're not there.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 We're not there.

spk_0 You're not invited to friends giving.

spk_0 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

spk_0 And and then I'm the asshole.

spk_0 Right, who's not going to do that?

spk_0 And I'm like, no, and then I buckle.

spk_0 Oh, and I'm like, well, you're green slime is my green slime.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Oh, god.

spk_0 It's the craziest thing.

spk_0 So I feel like, but then with cigarettes,

spk_0 it was, hey, like you're smoking.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 And then some rando comes up and is like,

spk_0 hey, get an extra cigarette and you're like,

spk_0 yeah, because they're like, what $20 a car?

spk_0 Yeah, right, right, right, right.

spk_0 I have no idea, but it's like, it's like,

spk_0 oh, it's that same equivalent.

spk_0 So I just say,

spk_0 smoke them if you got them.

spk_0 And then if somebody comes up to you and just say,

spk_0 hey, can I bump a cigarette?

spk_0 No.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 I want to know what smokers do.

spk_0 I want to know if these kids share their cigarettes.

spk_0 Because that was the thing.

spk_0 It's like, oh, it's my last one.

spk_0 Sorry, this is my lucky.

spk_0 Remember?

spk_0 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

spk_0 It's all part of the culture.

spk_0 They'd probably be happy to share one because they want attention.

spk_0 They want to know.

spk_0 They want people to be seeing that they're smoking.

spk_0 It's what's about.

spk_0 Oh, though, that's really really quick.

spk_0 Yes, I mean, look at her picture in the picture.

spk_0 Because I remember people like back in college,

spk_0 you'd be like, hey, can I have a cigarette?

spk_0 And I'd be like, no.

spk_0 I can't afford it.

spk_0 And they'd be like, yeah.

spk_0 What's your problem?

spk_0 Right.

spk_0

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 You're poor.

spk_0 Get out of here.

spk_0 That beat it.

spk_0 What's my problem?

spk_0 Annoying people like you bothering me.

spk_0 People don't ask to have a drag off your cigarette

spk_0 as often as they do off the vaping.

spk_0 Because it's paper and it's grosser.

spk_0 But I feel like drunk friends do that.

spk_0 Sure.

spk_0 But not strangers.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 The times are a change.

spk_0 Yes, they are.

spk_0 Everything's changing very much so.

spk_0 Well, so much just changing right now.

spk_0 Zach Efron.

spk_0 This, this, this came out and shook me up.

spk_0 I received a text from my best friend in Oregon.

spk_0 And it is confirmed that it is fake.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 So thank God because that's where we're at.

spk_0 We don't know what's real.

spk_0 I know.

spk_0 What's real is this AI?

spk_0 What is happening?

spk_0 The problem is it's not far off of what he looks like.

spk_0 Well, because he did have a shattered jaw allegedly.

spk_0 Oh, really?

spk_0 I mean, it is a conspiracy theory right up there with

spk_0 is John Bene Ramsey Katy Perry.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 Exactly.

spk_0 I like his wearing.

spk_0 It's like a leather.

spk_0 Yeah, I mean, yeah, that I believe.

spk_0 But this is if you don't know what I'm talking about.

spk_0 This is this was an ad for Prada that came out.

spk_0 It was everyone was like, oh my God, what happened?

spk_0 He looks awful.

spk_0 But also I've seen worse.

spk_0 Oh, you know what I mean?

spk_0 I have if this second front like came up and was like,

spk_0 Hey, what's up?

spk_0 I'd be like, all right.

spk_0 Yeah, you can be a cababoo.

spk_0 I'm fracking.

spk_0 So come on.

spk_0 Exactly.

spk_0 Come on, don't be let's go.

spk_0 Let's go.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 But also it's like.

spk_0 Yikes.

spk_0 It is kind of crazy.

spk_0 It's kind of it looks like those those two twins

spk_0 from like Germany.

spk_0 Exactly.

spk_0 That looks like really?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 That was my first thought and the woman, the tiger woman,

spk_0 who I believe recently passed.

spk_0 Wait.

spk_0 Oh, oh, oh, uh,

spk_0 Jocelyn.

spk_0 Yeah, Wildenstein.

spk_0 We love Jocelyn Wildenstein.

spk_0 No, she passed away allegedly.

spk_0 Okay, right.

spk_0 Uh, it's she's back.

spk_0 Oh, but um,

spk_0 Exactly.

spk_0 It's like it's like,

spk_0 Patricia Payton's had all her babies reincarnated.

spk_0 And Jocelyn came into Zakafront.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I think his brother is very hot and is getting a lot of attention.

spk_0 He's on dancing with the star star.

spk_0 He is on dancing with the stars and

spk_0 this week broke a lot of hearts.

spk_0 Oh, yeah.

spk_0

spk_0 Because all the guys found out that he was straight.

spk_0 Oh, yeah, okay.

spk_0 They didn't know.

spk_0 Here's the thing.

spk_0 They were nothing.

spk_0 Oh, but still try.

spk_0 Of course.

spk_0 We're still rooting for them.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And he did the Argentinian Samba or whatever and everyone was like.

spk_0 She's straight.

spk_0 Oh boy.

spk_0 It was the move.

spk_0 It was the.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Like if he came out there and was just like,

spk_0 right, it would have been like, yeah, it's all the mind.

spk_0 Fuck of it all.

spk_0 You have Derek Huff.

spk_0 Yes, I know.

spk_0 It's all a mind fuck.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0

spk_0 Can someone explain Derek Huff to me?

spk_0 I know.

spk_0 Well, there's a lot going on.

spk_0 Is there?

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 Eminence sister and his sister allegedly went through a lot

spk_0 growing up like Mormonism.

spk_0 I'm baby.

spk_0 There's a lot of confusion.

spk_0 There really is.

spk_0 And they're kind of morphing into one person.

spk_0 They are.

spk_0 It's really weird.

spk_0 It's like, it's like that.

spk_0 What is that?

spk_0 Was it a play or was it a movie?

spk_0 Cool intention.

spk_0 Was it cool intentions?

spk_0 With sermishup, but they were like not related.

spk_0 Oh, I know you're talking about.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 My brother.

spk_0 Come on, erotic.

spk_0 My brother's my best friend.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 My sister says I'm the best dancer.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 But yes, everyone found out that Dylan,

spk_0 Efron was straight and everyone was like,

spk_0 and the gaze, it's really funny.

spk_0 All the gaze on social media are like, well, we tried.

spk_0 We tried.

spk_0 But he's still good looking.

spk_0 Yes, he's still an ally.

spk_0 Exactly.

spk_0 I love Dylan Efron.

spk_0 I think I like Dylan Efron more than Zach Efron.

spk_0 Oh, me too.

spk_0 Beyond.

spk_0 He should be more famous.

spk_0 He's very, very sweet and cute.

spk_0 And yeah, he's very, very handsome.

spk_0 He's very, very handsome.

spk_0 Yeah, I can see why maybe he thought.

spk_0 And he's confirming that he's in a relationship.

spk_0 Oh, well, let's go down here.

spk_0 Ooh.

spk_0 How do you make his girlfriend Courtney?

spk_0 Courtney.

spk_0 What if it said,

spk_0 what if it said Dylan Efron says,

spk_0 I'm in a relationship with myself.

spk_0 I would have been like, are you kidding me?

spk_0 I'm going to go, God.

spk_0 Wait, it says Dylan, who is notably the younger,

spk_0 the younger sibling of actress Zach Efron.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And his girlfriend, Courtney,

spk_0 initially met back in high school.

spk_0 Oh, I love that.

spk_0 Of course, Dylan Efron is like in a relationship

spk_0 with this high school sweetheart.

spk_0 Huh.

spk_0 He's like, it's not like I'm hiding her from the world

spk_0 or anything.

spk_0 She understands the job, all the stuff.

spk_0 She doesn't really like being on camera.

spk_0 She loves your guys podcast.

spk_0 She loves, she's just there.

spk_0 And I would know about it without her.

spk_0 She's the one who introduced me.

spk_0 Oh, I love that.

spk_0 It's interesting.

spk_0 But I just hope Courtney's real.

spk_0 You know, because I just see there's a lot of like,

spk_0 guys who are like, this is my girlfriend.

spk_0 And it's just a mannequin.

spk_0 Yeah, I agree.

spk_0 You don't name Courtney.

spk_0 100%.

spk_0 Because something's got to be off.

spk_0 You can't be that.

spk_0 No, no, 100%

spk_0 and I also don't believe any woman who says like,

spk_0 I don't, I didn't know Prince Harry.

spk_0 I don't even know who he was.

spk_0 Don't really start making more things.

spk_0 I know.

spk_0 I just watched the second season.

spk_0 I mean, I do enjoy the monocino of it all.

spk_0 And what would I like to live in a house like that?

spk_0 Yes, but yes, I'm just a girl from

spk_0 I know.

spk_0 I'm 10 who have no idea that he was a prince.

spk_0 I know.

spk_0 God.

spk_0 Here's some, but so.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 Zach Efron.

spk_0 We do have a recent picture of Zach Efron.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 Here he is.

spk_0 Now he has a mementoze apron.

spk_0 He's got a little stomach thing going on right now.

spk_0 Oh, that's that.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Manipausal.

spk_0 Yeah, maybe.

spk_0 I mean,

spk_0 the actor.

spk_0 Something going on.

spk_0 Bleach Blonde looking as buff bod

spk_0 while yachting in Italy with friends,

spk_0 including the newly single Nina Dobrev.

spk_0 His blonde hair to me is more of a concern than the fake.

spk_0 I know.

spk_0 I don't like the blonde.

spk_0 But here's the thing.

spk_0 What I learned this summer that I turned petty.

spk_0 You can grow your hair out or change it

spk_0 and people will have an opinion.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 I had my hair.

spk_0 What was it like to hear?

spk_0 Oh.

spk_0 It was right here, right?

spk_0 Even shorter than that.

spk_0 Interesting.

spk_0 shorter?

spk_0 Yeah, a little bit shorter.

spk_0 Like to hear.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Yeah, and I would just, you know,

spk_0 it was like my summer vibe.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 And then I was like, yeah, I'm done.

spk_0 It's getting hot.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Chop it off.

spk_0 Oh, and everyone's finally.

spk_0 Oh, I know.

spk_0 Listening to this podcast again.

spk_0 It's true.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 This is just a little bleached.

spk_0 But there's no toner.

spk_0 Obviously, this looks like you just bleached your hair

spk_0 and didn't put a color in.

spk_0 For oxide.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I mean, I can't, I can't ever get over him

spk_0 from high school musical.

spk_0 He just will always be that little guy.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 He's so big though.

spk_0 Yeah, but he's just a little guy.

spk_0 Look at him.

spk_0 He's like, hey, Nina Dobrev, you just got broken up with.

spk_0 Are you shrecking right now?

spk_0 I am.

spk_0 He has.

spk_0 Are you shrecking?

spk_0 He's.

spk_0 Are you far-quadding?

spk_0 I'm far-quadding for sure.

spk_0 For sure.

spk_0 Always little.

spk_0 I'll take care of.

spk_0 Take care of.

spk_0 I'll take care of.

spk_0 Now, here's some tea for you.

spk_0

spk_0 That's Nina Dobrev.

spk_0 Do we know her?

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 I know her.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I mean, I know her from her relationship.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 With Sean White.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 What happens?

spk_0 Who is the Olympic snowboarder?

spk_0 He's snowboarder with a red hair.

spk_0 They are neighbors with one of my friends.

spk_0 Oh.

spk_0 And very nice, very sweet.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 They, so they lived together.

spk_0 Well, allegedly she had a house and he has a house.

spk_0 But they broke up right after his birthday.

spk_0 And now she's on this yacht with Zach Efron.

spk_0 And she's calling the Paps on herself.

spk_0 So all of these pictures, she's like called the paparazzi.

spk_0 This is her version of the finger.

spk_0 Yep.

spk_0 This is Nina Dobrev's gold middle finger statue.

spk_0 And I'm like, you know what?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Sean White.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Fucked up.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I mean, that's clearly good.

spk_0 She looks great.

spk_0 And I've heard that they're, and here's the thing,

spk_0 they're both really, really nice.

spk_0 And we don't know what happened.

spk_0 Obviously, whatever, but they were engaged for a really long time.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 I know.

spk_0 But I'm sorry.

spk_0 If that's your event, if Zach Efron is your $7,000 middle finger statue.

spk_0 Oh boy.

spk_0 Keep fucking off.

spk_0 Seriously.

spk_0 Do you think, do you think Sean White's like looking at this and crying

spk_0 and just kind of can't stop looking at it?

spk_0 No, I think Sean White is, I think he's doing okay.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I think he's probably gearing up for winter.

spk_0 Because that's when he works.

spk_0 To hit the slopes.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And he's just, he's okay.

spk_0 He looks good too.

spk_0 They're going to be fine.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And that's the thing.

spk_0 Just keep it to themselves.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 Do your thing.

spk_0 But I do, I think this is just Nina being like,

spk_0 you guys are just on my yacht in Italy.

spk_0 Exactly.

spk_0 What are you up to?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Oh boy.

spk_0 Well, that concludes our show for today.

spk_0 Did you have so much fun?

spk_0 I had so much fun.

spk_0 I'm so glad you were here.

spk_0 This was really, really fun.

spk_0 Please tell everyone where they can find you.

spk_0 And everywhere where I can't wait to.

spk_0 What strip clubs you're frequent to?

spk_0 Exactly.

spk_0 The seven-fail Thursday night.

spk_0 The older woman's section.

spk_0 It's a spressomart team on day.

spk_0

spk_0 No, you can find me and my amazing cohorts

spk_0 at the groundlings and on the multiple talking women podcast,

spk_0 you can also find me as my alter ego

spk_0 everywhere on creams and confidence.

spk_0 What is that?

spk_0 Well, you're just going to have to check it out.

spk_0 Oh my god.

spk_0 No, I don't like the mystery.

spk_0 Creams and confidence.

spk_0 It's my character from the podcast.

spk_0 And she's really passionate that the more moist you are in life,

spk_0 the better your life will be.

spk_0 I mean, there's where's the lie in that?

spk_0 It's very true.

spk_0 I didn't go steep.

spk_0 So you have a,

spk_0 what what shows for you guys if you guys are visiting

spk_0 Los Angeles and you want to see a live show.

spk_0 And if you even live here, just go check out the groundlings.

spk_0 It's so much fun.

spk_0 It's honestly, I took, I took some classes there

spk_0 when before I started stand up.

spk_0 It's just so much fun.

spk_0 I'm trying to think like so many people have come out of there.

spk_0 It's a rare, yeah.

spk_0 Will Ferrell, Christian Hague.

spk_0 My Rudolph Jennifer Poulid was just performing there a week ago.

spk_0 Oh really?

spk_0 He came back, yeah, people come back all the time.

spk_0 Damn it.

spk_0 And you'll never, you never know who you're going to see.

spk_0 And it's just happening live and in real time,

spk_0 like as much as we love scrolling and looking at stuff online,

spk_0 it's really cool to be in a situation where it's like,

spk_0 hey, that happened and nobody else.

spk_0 Like if you weren't in the audience, you didn't get to see it.

spk_0 Yeah, it's kind of magic.

spk_0 Live, imagine.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 Well, exactly.

spk_0 Like stand up.

spk_0 So check out a groundlings show for sure.

spk_0 And Instagram, do we do Instagram or no?

spk_0 Yeah, creams and confidence.

spk_0 Creams and confidence for our Ariane price.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 For all things middle-aged, creamy,

spk_0 and seventh veil.

spk_0 Yeah, yeah, we put them all together, guys.

spk_0 We don't have to be, look,

spk_0 I'm going to age like a, not like Zach Efron.

spk_0 I just want just middle-aged and creamy.

spk_0 Oh, yeah.

spk_0 Grind her bio that I wish I had.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 Please.

spk_0 Well, Ariane, thank you so much for coming.

spk_0 Thank you.

spk_0 Please come back anytime.

spk_0 Make sure to follow her, check her out,

spk_0 check the shows out.

spk_0 And thank you guys for liking,

spk_0 subscribing, reviewing,

spk_0 sending the clips out to everybody.

spk_0 We will see you next time on the Justay and Podcast.

spk_0 Have a fantastic week.

spk_0 Bye.

The Summer I Turned Petty w/ Ariane Price

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