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News with Megan Kropf! Alexis Bellino Married, Kathryn Dennis Convicted, Scheana Drama, and Much More!
Join Megan Kropf and her special guest as they dive into the latest buzz from the world of Bravo, discussing Alexis Bellino's marriage, Kathryn Dennis's conviction, and the ongoing Scheana d...
News with Megan Kropf! Alexis Bellino Married, Kathryn Dennis Convicted, Scheana Drama, and Much More!
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All right, Lisa, don't do crystal meth in the bathroom all night long.
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That's more your pension!
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You will never emotionally fulfill you.
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Because I don't want to be a part of this.
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Go to sleep! Go to sleep!
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No, you're a man. It's the married man, trash, rock.
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I'll tell you how I'm doing.
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Not well, bitch.
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Who's going to check, Mibu?
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Welcome to Morley Corrupt. You guys, Morley Corrupt. That's who we are now.
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No more ranger reality feed.
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Make sure you like, share, subscribe on YouTube.
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I almost said on the podcast, but that too. That too.
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On the podcast, it's Morley Corrupt there too.
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This is who we are. We're here to stay.
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I am so excited, so excited for this episode.
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Because you know now on our news days, I am joined by a guest host.
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But this isn't just a guest host.
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This is a friend, an unlikely friendship, I may say, because
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what is not supposed to be friends with their producer?
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The producer that was on their show.
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We talk about the producers all the time when we talk about Bravo.
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I don't really talk about it from Bats of World, but I have friends from the show.
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Very few. One hand.
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It's a short one.
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A couple of fingers.
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A couple of fingers.
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But one of them is here to join me today and that is Megan Crop.
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Also known as Lady Kay.
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Hello.
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So excited. A Bravo expert. Bravo.
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Yeah, you are.
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I think you are.
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You are.
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You are.
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Religious reality TV in general.
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No, truly.
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I'm so excited to be here.
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I'm so excited that you were like, hey, come hang out.
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I literally said, I will go to the moon and back to go gossip with you about Bravo.
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Say less.
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We need it to bring it to a microphone.
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No, because our opinions are too lengthy.
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We have too many.
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And we're hidden.
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And they're too hidden.
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They're on their own.
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They're on text.
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They're on text.
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They're on phone calls.
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They're in person.
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They're not.
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They don't have to release those text.
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Were we, were we were together.
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I don't know which night.
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It has to be night one because why would we wait for the second and third night.
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But when the reunion happened.
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For the schedule season.
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Oh, no.
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We got to.
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We watched that episode together.
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We watched it together.
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That's the kind of thing you would, just alone.
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I was wearing a Bravo sweatshirt.
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You were wearing my send it to Darryl.
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They were wearing your.
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It is actually send it to Darryl.
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Let me just say this.
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First of all, shout out to Darryl.
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I'll never.
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You know I met him.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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That's what I was saying.
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But we should be friends with Darryl.
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Okay, but I've never in my life purchased a piece of merch.
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Yeah.
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Like for a reality show or like I said,
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like I have never added to part faster.
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And you were one of the lucky ones.
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It sold out super quickly.
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It was such a genius move.
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I mean, she had allegedly got a house off of it.
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But she made so much money off of it.
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It was lighting anything surrounding
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that was lighting in a bottle.
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I mean, they're happy replicated through the roof.
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Yeah, merch went through the roof.
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Something that shows her opportunities went through brands.
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Restaurants were brought.
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So much was born.
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From the fruit of the poison history.
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Oh, look at Tom stand of all.
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Now look how far he's come now.
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America's got talent.
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What reality show has he not been on since at all?
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I appreciate the hustle.
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I appreciate the rotation.
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If you would have asked me that question a couple years ago,
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I would have had a very different response.
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But if everyone else can make money off of it,
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he's feeling to make money off of his own bad mistakes.
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I've moved on.
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I've got other people on mad at on Broadway.
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It's fair.
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It's fair.
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Now, I know you well, but we want the audience
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to get to know you as well.
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I mean, it's not the first time they've heard your voice
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because you've been on Broadway.
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Like, who's on the ground?
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But this time, your co-hosting, we're here.
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I got to ask you.
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I've organized my, oops, sorry.
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I've organized my thoughts that I'm so excited.
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This is a different thing.
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Lay it out on a computer.
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I'm like, I can have my laptop out, right?
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Because I have to note.
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Yeah, it's why I was like, I wouldn't expect anything less
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from you.
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Give the people what they want.
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OK, so some rapid fire questions
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before we get into the news of the week.
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Because you are a super fan like we all are.
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This is tough.
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I know.
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But your Mount Rushmore of Bravo, not Bravo of Housewives.
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I thought long and hard about this.
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I feel like it's an unfair assignment because it is.
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Well, or at least it's impossible.
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It's possible.
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I know it's not.
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But I think it's important to remember
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that a Mount Rushmore is not the president's
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that you liked the most.
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It's most impactful, right?
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Foundation blocks.
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OK.
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So my Mount Rushmore of Housewives
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specifically is foundational Housewives.
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Like you walked so she could run.
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Fair Housewives, OK?
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Let me just say this too.
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Anyone who does answer this question
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and their list does not begin with Linh Mithia Elix.
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Then I don't get a shit.
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What you have to say.
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And I'm not interested.
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You've lost all credibility.
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If Neenie is not number one on your Mount Rushmore,
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you mean nothing to me.
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Yeah.
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And your opinion that means nothing.
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Because it's not an arguable point.
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Like Neenie is the most gift, the most meamed,
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the most referenced, a white refrigerator.
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You out.
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This girl went so hard.
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She dragged appliances.
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Tell me another Housewives who was on it.
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I'll wait.
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Why refrigerator?
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Yeah.
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Close your legs to Mary-Demon.
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The list goes on.
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Bow wig.
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Bow wig.
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And it's just the moment.
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It's the tightest this.
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It's the tightest.
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Like I just long live Neenie.
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To be honest, I don't even know if you need a whole mountain.
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You could just chisel out a Neenie list.
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That's you and I would be good.
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Wouldn't that be great of all her expressions?
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That's what you need.
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She could be her own Mount Rushmore.
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She had her own mountain range.
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And that's my point.
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So like if your list, you know, like it looks here and about
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as the leaks.
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So, okay.
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So anyways, Neenie leaks number one forever and forever.
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It's Bethany Frankl.
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I don't like it either, but here we are.
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You can't argue it.
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I mean, she reinvigorated New York by coming back.
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She invented skinny girl.
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She built a blueprint for how to capitalize
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off of your opportunity.
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Oh, fine.
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I am, you're right.
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I'm talking about a specific moment in time.
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Bethany Frankl.
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You're right.
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I can't argue with you.
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You mentioned it all.
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All right.
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This next one controversial.
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I don't like it either, but Teresa.
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Judy.
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No, no, she has to be.
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But because Teresa walked.
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So Jen Shaw could run.
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Gina, I'm saying.
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So like Teresa halted an entire franchise
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until she was backed from prison.
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They didn't wait for Karen Hieger.
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That premiered last on Monday or Sunday.
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They didn't wait for Jen Shaw.
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They kept it pushing.
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Yeah.
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They halted when Teresa went to prison.
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You're right.
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She is the reason I feel like we talk about
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inanimate objects to this day.
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The table, flip.
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Like whether you watched housewives or not,
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you know what that is about it.
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You could quote it.
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Yes.
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Prostitution.
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Or engaged 19 times.
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Yes.
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It was a moment that I feel like not people
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tried to emulate in their own way.
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So your point of.
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Yeah.
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Well, people went in saying I need to have my table
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flipping moment, right?
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And Julia at the Miami reunion.
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Yeah.
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Trying to flip her table.
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Just have a seat.
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We'll get to that later.
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Last one on Mount Rushmore.
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I thought it had to be Vicki,
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but I'm talking like family van Vicki.
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I'm talking about showing up to her son's
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for eternity for a keg stand Vicki, right?
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But then I thought to myself,
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Tamara is equally as iconic.
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Now you need, I'm talking about a certain moment in time.
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I'm talking about Tamara Barney.
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Okay.
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And then moving into Tamara judge,
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Tamara has given us everything.
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She has been vulnerable.
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She has put her whole life out there.
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Now I am not happy with her right now
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in this current season.
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Sure.
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Sure.
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But that's because I think they need to put her
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on injured reserve.
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I don't think she needs to be booted off the team.
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I think she needs to be on the bench for a second.
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I think she needs that, but we'll talk about it in a second.
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So I am asking the court to accept that my last spot on Mount
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Rushmore is a Syemese twin combo of Vicki and Tamara.
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No, no, no, no.
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You can't do that.
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You have to pick one.
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You have to pick one.
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I'm going to have to say Tamara.
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Wow.
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Wow, Bethany.
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Wow.
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You know what?
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That's my opinion.
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OK, if you don't like it, fine.
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OK, that is a fantastic, fantastic Mount Rushmore.
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I have honorable mentions.
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I can't and I want to hear those.
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I can't argue with anybody that you put except for Tamara
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because you made valid arguments.
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It even when I didn't want to put Bethany in there,
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I'm like, you know what you're right.
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I'm going to get on it.
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I have to.
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But if there is a through line and there is a theme, it is about
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these people are cemented.
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Yes.
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In housewife history for particular reasons.
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Then you have to go with Vicki.
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Because Vicki was in the original.
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She is an OG.
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It's why she has an award.
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She was the first person to get the whatever the name of that award
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is, the legendary award that Annie now gives out a bravo con.
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I don't know the cause of the award, whatever.
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It was we've seen her go through husbands.
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Hundreds of plural fake, fake terminal illness.
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Careers.
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The children, they like her.
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They don't.
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They I mean, there's so many things that Vicki has brought us.
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We watched her lose her mom.
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She has been very, you know, multiple physical appearance
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changes.
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Like she was doing all that before everything.
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I mean, on delays, like, like she put on delays on the map.
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But like there's so much with this is camera is great.
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Whether you like her or not, but Vicki is foundational.
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She really is.
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That's fair.
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She really is.
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Now honorable mention, I will say Candace Dillard.
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More Karen Huber.
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Well, yeah.
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And I choose Candace because of her narration.
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I actually don't even need Candace on the season.
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I would just pay to watch Candace's interviews sprinkled in their office.
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Yeah, girl, just tell me what you think.
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Candace and her Twitter feed honorable mention.
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Also this is a very hot take.
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So brace yourself.
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Monica from Salt Lake City.
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I want you to name another housewife who has rattled the cage in one season.
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More than Monica did.
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She brought them to their knees screaming about receipts, proof timeline screenshots.
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And it only took her like 18 episodes.
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So Monica's an industry plant.
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That's what I would do.
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But see, but it doesn't it's it's you know how off my career talking about cheating the system and not playing by the role.
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She's cheating.
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She cheated the system.
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Like if you're going to come in and be a blogger, a super fan, all of those things like that's I mean,
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it's perfect.
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Of course, like of course it ended the way that it did.
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Of course, she was able to disrupt things the way that she did.
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It's got to be somebody who like Candace great.
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She and her Twitter feed.
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This is what I'm saying.
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Tamara judge hosts an entire podcast and is a member of the press and a housewife, which again, I have this in my notes to talk about later.
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So yes, fine.
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Maybe Monica is a blogger who made it on camera.
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So to Kiki Monique, should we be giving her a orange for whoever she I have an issue with bloggers and press and media
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in full trading the show that's its own bullet point, but Monica the build up the release, the uncover my last
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I had to give it to Heather because she's the one who's able to figure it out, but go ahead.
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I do.
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I mean, Heather almost made it on here.
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I have to say Lisa Vanderpump not because she was a good housewife, but because she gave me Vanderpump rules.
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And then I would have to say Durinda because Durinda is a sound bite machine.
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You can clip.
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You can get it easy pass on.
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Yeah.
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You can you made it nice like Durinda forever and always bluestone manner.
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The red balloon, not Durinda till I die, not we won't be till she comes back on our screen.
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We will never be made whole.
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Who did you just say not Heather before Durinda, who was the other.
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Oh Vanderpump because she gave us VPR and you know what else Lisa did.
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Lisa was probably the sneakiest housewife that wasn't sneaky.
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And we saw in the most manipulative housewife that we, but we actually saw her
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manipulating the housewife who talked to the press.
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And we knew you were the one talking to the press.
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She gave us all of that before you saw anybody else sneak talking to the press to the ball.
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Like any of that Lisa was the original snake.
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She's slithered right off the net.
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She was the original look at that.
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She manipulated herself right off the Bravo into a whole franchise.
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Yeah.
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Right.
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Like Candy wasn't getting all those spin off shows till Lisa was getting those shows.
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Yes, she was.
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Remember they had like a whole no until Lisa started getting a show.
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Yes, I'm sorry.
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I see you.
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Who was originating in that restaurant shows overseas.
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Like was able to jump start so many other people's careers from the show.
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So Lisa, they could be an argument that LVP should be on the Mount Rushmore.
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I want your house husbands Mount Rushmore.
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Oh my gosh.
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You take four of the most powerful house husbands.
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Okay.
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Mauricio.
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Yeah, he was also my number one.
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It has to be on the show.
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Joe Gorgah.
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He was also my number two on the show.
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I mean, has to be on it.
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Okay.
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Now these next two I'm very curious to see if we landed on the same people.
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Husbands, not partners.
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Like actual husbands.
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Whatever you want to call them.
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They're plus one.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Like their person.
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I would prefer a house going through.
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I'm going through.
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I think mine will rock your world.
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Because I'm going through different franchises in my head.
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Yup.
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And I'm trying to think like, okay, who's the one?
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I'm landing on New York.
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There's not even on my list.
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There's got to be somebody from New York.
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Girl, unless you're about to say Ramona singers ex-husband.
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Who are you two?
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Don Gumbelsen.
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Okay.
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I was.
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I was going to say him 100% he is a man who lives on.
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He supersedes housewives.
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We still talk about Don.
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But then the other person has to be slayed.
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I think that's why I'm so excited.
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No, I disagree with my other one is the one and only Greg.
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Meanie.
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Rest in peace.
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I thought about Greg.
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What a thought about Greg.
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I think because I'm in my rewatch era right now.
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So I started rewatching Atlanta.
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And obviously just renewed my love for Greg.
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Because Meanie does the charity.
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It's like season two and they do the run like a mile in her shoes or whatever.
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She's got her all her girls and her gaze.
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And then what does Greg do?
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Slaps on a pair of her wedges and says, I'm coming to a girl.
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And that's when I said, put Greg in there and chisel the other ones around.
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You know what I'm saying.
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But I guess good.
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God, I wanted to pull somebody from New York.
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I thought about Simon.
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Because he was.
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He was.
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Simon was polarizing.
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And actually, that's pretty good.
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He was the first polarizer the workiest that we had.
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He didn't fit.
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He wasn't like, I can't even think Ramona's husband's name.
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He wasn't like this.
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He was the first husband trying to.
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Yeah.
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Like he wasn't.
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Well, it's late, but he wasn't a husband, but he wasn't charming like the other the other men were he just
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Was so extra he tried to be a scene stiller and
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There will never be another Simon
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So it could never be another so I would also be remiss if I didn't say my
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Bravo Mount Rushmore's of gaze. Oh, this is fantastic. I mean obviously original 55 forever in always and of course Andy Cohen
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But I'm sure he has his own like present on your library. Okay, Dwight. Oh
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My god Dwight's not on here on God and I'm
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How dreadful okay, well, I hope you don't flip a table. I put Jeff Lewis
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As the first one
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And again a moment in time. I'm talking flipping out Jeff Lewis. I thought we were sticking to housewives shows now
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This this is the category is gaze, baby. Okay fine Jeff Lewis for sure. Well, and okay, we're being honest my number one Tabatha coffee
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Build the whole mountain around Tabatha Tabatha's takeover Tabatha salon takeover
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Showback everything to me
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You hear me. Tabatha everything's me Tim gun from project runway because duh
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And okay, it's actually embarrassing that I put Brad Gerutsky on here over Dwight
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But Brad's great. We love Brad, but it's right
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But now knowing this I'm so sorry Brad would now become an honorable mention and that would absolutely go to Dwight
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Other honorable mention Justin Sylvester
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Doesn't get enough doesn't get enough screen time like you should
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Justin is another one who I think should have his own statue and here's why
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Justin to me is the ultimate housewife he raised those children with Kyle and Mauricio those are his babies
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And yet for that man to not be in the opening credits diamond in hand what a what a crime what a miscomperty like we never hear any secrets
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No, he oh he was a real one for an entertainment new show that talked about these very people
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Yeah, and there was never a slip of the tongue not a one there was never a tease
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Not only was he able to maintain the secret he was able to bring these people on to the show and have interviews with them
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And maintain friendships with them and just one more plug for the gangsterness of Justin Sylvester is
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That was just a one thing on a list of things he was doing
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It's not like his identity was nanny of Kyle and Mauricio
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No, but that was like in my spare time right, but while you're doing that. I'm also developing shows
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Thank you on TV. Thank you hosting podcasts. Thank you so much anyways
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I also did for shits and giggles a friend of but I only made it to three and it only included Kathy Hilton
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Okay, Adriana from Miami because if they're gonna make her part time then she's going friend 100% last spot goes to jiggy
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That dog did more for that show than a lot of people who were on it, okay
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Jiggy or Ken they both were giving the safe except for us
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I said for kids one moment. Do you remember that one?
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You saw Ken
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Remember we were driving on
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On incentivized and I was like oh my god, Ken. He was like stuck in his car door like about like he was squishing. Give us one moment
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Goodbye Kyle
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No, no, you put some respect on this man's name. Let me tell you something
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Ken Todd did what Ali couldn't do which was he walked into the middle of the room and he lit stand of all on fire
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He dropped the grenade
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He was over and over Cal was over in a hot tub in Tom's house last time he dropped the grenade
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He said let it burn on
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It's like they wind him up
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Let him come out there for 30 feet
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Shout goodbye Kyle and that Tom send them all cheated and then he just goes back to the dogs and the cows and the horses and the barn and all of the things that
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I mean that made as a prop to
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Maybe Ken Todd holding jiggy would be that last part that we love it. We love it. We love it
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Um, okay, we spent a lot of time on that one. I'm sorry. I will be honest. Do you want to do your do you have a big bravo hill that you'll die on?
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I mean, it's a simple one and I'll I'll fight anyone over it which is that Vanderpump rules is the best show that has ever been on bravo
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Oh, would you have said that before scandal? No
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No, I'm talking about a collection of art
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It all can't talk about season one through 11 and it will not include whatever the new season is that they're about to give us but we will watch
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Every
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But we will and we by the way we'll get the first three acts of it at bravo con
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Oh, yeah, they're gonna premiere acts like one through three
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So we'll see a viewing room kind of like they're kind of doing like watch party-esque stuff. It sounds like but you know this
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Because I read the full list of what we're doing when we're at bravo con. Okay
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I like to be prepared if you couldn't tell that's good for them because
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We'll be walking around bravo con expecting for people to interview them and take pictures and know what we'll know
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Yeah, so but no, I'm talking specifically season one through 11. It's a collection of art
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It has to it has to start with stasi freaking out of her birthday era
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And it has to end with ariana being like non-good and getting into an uber era like
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That collection has a book ended like that and that's my hill and I will die on that hill with you
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Yeah, yeah, that's that's there there as good as the valley is
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You'll never capture what what's that's why I had to ask you to have the battle without fennel pump. Yeah, no because stand of all and what it did
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What all it's it's a it's a it's lightning and my husband and I actually talk about this all the time
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It's a it's lightning in a bottle and it can't be recreated and it never can be recreated because part of what made it so wonderful was
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The unawareness their willingness to just be themselves. They were not
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celebrities like
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Listen, Vanderbun rules was on and coming up back when you were bachelorette
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800 years ago
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Like it was on before and they were not big deals
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But we would go to press events and we would go to stuff to promote we would do things and they would like be there
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But not a lot of people knew who they were
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That's part of what made Vanderpump so great. Well, we saw them grow up. Yes, and grow and like outgrow the show
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We and we all outgrew them like it was a perfect storm
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I mean, and it's like you know long live the Sir Ali, but I think
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Season one through 11 and has to include scandal all but yeah, that's my hill to die on
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They'll never be another no, there will never be another and and like
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I don't want to tell you to stop trying to create it because I do watch Southern hospitality and it's gotten better
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But it's it's like
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Like you can't compare the two. It's just another show with a restaurant that's on the other side of the country
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You just can't you can um, I appreciate the effort though. I appreciate the try. Yeah, it's because when I'm bored
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I'm absolutely watching I watch it like when it's over and I just been binge watch the video
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Yeah
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Let's get into some bravo news because a lot of random bravo news things are happening happening all over
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we'll start with
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Some congratulations some good news
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I feel like we talked about this a couple of podcasts ago because it was kind of like
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Wait, are Alexis and Johnny J's still engaged? Are they gonna get married?
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We feel like we haven't heard anything and then it's like they heard us and we got an announcement
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They got married they were married on just this past weekend
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October 3rd in Laguna Beach. It has been quoted as a whimsical rustic
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Wedding it was that was the thing um tamar judge of course was there also
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Joe De La Rosa was there from seasons one through three I believe or one and two
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I guess one of Alexis's non-negotiables was that her family had to be in as involved as
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possible in her big day
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We don't care. I should hope so yeah, I should hope she's talking to John
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That's what she like that's what she told John John probably push back
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Well, and let's talk about the need for her to have to tell that to him that's weird like
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Listen, I'm not gonna yes, absolutely. It should be a non-negotiable your family your friends your people who've been riding with you should be there duh of course
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Yeah, I'm glad you invited them
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Yeah, I mean, I think the biggest news to come out of it and I use big as a stretch here is that Alexis disinvited gin
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pedantry
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We don't even know her last name but but dantry
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Is it put rantei? I'm just wanting to ask ped rantee gin
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Pajrante
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She disinvited her to the wedding and to that I say were you ever really friends in the first place?
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Like of course gin gin the show is more important to gin than you are she doesn't know you like that
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Yeah, she's in a save the date
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I do love when these things kind of happen right is beyond petty when people send you save the dates
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And then you hear nothing else and you're left to be like that doesn't ever happen to me
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I've just heard this then you're left to be like
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So wait am I like when is do I get chicken or fish do I do I you know like do I hear where the hotel accommodations
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Is there like a room blocked like a like it's so funny I've heard this happened to other people
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But that's basically what she did to her and you know
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Cool that was that's the most she's been out in congratulations
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Congratulations
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You know we I'm not gonna wish bad on anyone. I wish you well
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We wish you well and um good luck that is not going to get you
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An orange though you won't be coming back to orange county you had your moment. Yeah, you could have done more with it
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You could we were rooting for you and you failed you you there was a way
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I mean shana would have never let it happen, but I feel like I don't have the way
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mapped out yet, but there was a way that she could have played this better and it could have been a friend of
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A little bit longer. I think I think the unfortunate thing for her was she wanted to be back
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I don't blame her right she want to be back in the in the like guys. She want to be back a part of the experience
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Yeah
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She wants people to see where her life is like now like that's all well and good
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I think that's all fine, but do that and be yourself don't come in and just do what producers tell you don't go in and produce yourself
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Don't go in and be like I'm gonna
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Take this storyline. This is my dog with a bone and I'm gonna tell you good
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Going in with the john jansson as your storyline as your moment as your whatever right
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We're already now not gonna rock with you because it's not eat whether you like shana and bedore or not
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It's not being a girl's girl
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Going in and doing this I got your man narrative is so 1997. Yeah, and like I don't care. Yeah, yeah
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I just don't you can't make me much like I don't care about Gretchen
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I don't care when old housewives come back and have no business coming back because they actually don't have anything
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Meaningful to contribute Gretchen is contributing 10 15 year old storylines very true. This is why I want to her to be Maga Barbie
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I wanted I wanted that I wanted that to come out like that's the life you're living right? I think it is
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Anyone who's a show. I wanted it on the show. I want a lot of things on the show. I wanted
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I wanted to tap into on the show. I just you know, Alexis and
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Johnny J have the dumbest conversations like I know that they have
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Like I I wouldn't be shocked if they filmed all of this and tried to pitch their own bravo spin-off because that's how delusional they are
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I kind of appreciate being that confident like that self-confident like that you think you're worthy of a spin-off
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It takes a certain kind of person to be like you know what
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I got booted from this reality show and I tried to squeeze my way back in and I'm so good that I got released from that reality show
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And now I deserve my own. It's a special kind of delusion and I'm almost here for it the only I
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It if it was anybody else like if there's a person that I want to squeeze their way back onto their show
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It's Catherine Dennis. Let's talk about Catherine Dennis
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Catherine Dennis in the news not great not great news
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But Catherine Dennis was convicted and I forgot about this
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She had been charged for driving out of influence. She has now been convicted and sentenced
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She was taken into custody Friday evening big things happen on Friday and
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She will serve 30 days in gel following the arrest from last year that
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DUI
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Resulta involves a three vehicle crash at an intersection in the area that is so sad that is troubling
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That's not why I want her on I don't want her on because I want that to be on the air
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Obviously that endangered people's lives and I'm pretty sure it was like I have her kid school by the way even worse
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Yeah, she got her body days in the wound the fact that she got 30 days, but Catherine Dennis you know like
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There are other housewives who've been involved and I'm not saying I'm like advocating for this
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But have had trouble with the law when it involves alcohol that we still want to see on the show
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Right
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She is somebody I find very interesting. I want to see what's going on with the kids
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I want to know about her relationship with Thomas. I thought she was sober
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So it's like what's going on with her?
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I'm probably being a bad person because what the what she doesn't need is a camera in her face right now
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Well, I'm gonna say this is like the producer in me that kicks in and is like actually have a very soft spot for Catherine
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Because she came on to Southern charm as a very young
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21 year old was sucked up into the system of the good old boy
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Gang that happens down there in the in the Southern charm world, right?
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She carried that show
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With her personal drama the birth of her children all of those things she carried that show on her back for seasons
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plural yeah, okay, and then when she started to
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turn and make bad irresponsible decisions
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Everyone through their hands up and was like we don't want to touch her
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But it's like yeah, but this situation
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Helps contribute to these kinds of choices. So I want Catherine Dennis back when she is
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sober
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Real self-realized matured accountable and we can see like a new fresh
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Version of her because I want that for her children
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Um as I would want for anybody that came on this on any of these shows
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And I want her to take a break because I want her to get better and this is why we can be friends
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As a producer and a former contestant because you have a soul
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You have a heart and I can't say that for every producer and I think that it like obviously
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I'm you know, I'm talking ingest and I still do want Catherine Dennis
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But of course I do want all the things that Megan said and she's so right to point those things out
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But this is the kind of producer that we need behind shows you can still be a good producer and believe me
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You know how to get the tea the drama to get all of that stuff out
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But you can be both you can be a good person behind the camera
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And I mean, it's all in give you give you the show you want it's all in producing style
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It's all in moderation and at the core if what you're trying to do is tell an authentic storyline
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I'm a firm believer that there's a way
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To get that story
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While also remaining authentic to who you are as a human above your job because
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It's just TV. It's not that serious. Yeah, it's not that serious. Let me tell y'all how good Megan is at her job
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The first day I walked into bachelor
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mansion
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And I was so like
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Do not drink make sure you rise above it
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Make sure you don't get sucked into these producers that are going to have their claws in you and make you say all the things that you want
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Don't drink a lot at one glass of wine that I had coffee I had already made my friends
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I have my little click which is crazy enough the same girls that I roll with today real recognize
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Yeah, but I
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Was in the kitchen. I was like hiding in the kitchen because the cameras were in the living room area and all the girls were gathering around and
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Gapping yapping and all of a sudden it was it was like also very overwhelming to me was just so loud
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I was just like it's so loud. There's so much going on. There's there's too many lights and cameras
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So I was hiding out in the kitchen
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Who do I have a friend Megan? She's in the kitchen. She's hanging out. She's moving around. She's doing things
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She's so good at her job. I didn't know until the third week
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So maybe like episode four
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Five that Megan was a producer. I thought she was the caterer why she looks at me
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Now why do they need the caterer on a group date? I was like and I was saying
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I thought she was a head caterer to me. We don't have catering or do you need are you hungry? What do you need honey?
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Like the caterer. I'm like no, and I'm sure no, I'm the least caterer
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Because then I'm thinking what have I been telling I thought I was talking to the caterer
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What have I been telling the caterer this right?
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But you ain't feel comfortable whatever that was the beginning of our friendship
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And it's only gotten better since then but she is great
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You can now see why she is so great at what she does. Well, thank you. That's very kind. Okay
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Portia
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Nobody knows
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I if there was a Mount Rushmore of people who know how to stay in the news and know how to stay in the headlines
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Even when they're not an official cast member on a show. Mm-hmm. You got to put Portia Williams on there
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she
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Is a magnet to a headline like a moths to a flame. She does it so well
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I find her interesting even if like I didn't even watch her spin off show that she had I don't want her spin off still
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And that's fine because I know there's there is there's a fandom of people that are watching it
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Otherwise, they wouldn't spend the time doing it
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But Portia's trajectory on our screens has been incredible because she came to us as like this demure
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Spoken for housewife who just wanted she she was to please her husband. She was a tradwife
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To the umpteenth degree okay, a tradition tradwine a trend set us some may say yeah
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And now she's dating men and women
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This is why she's in that kind of to which I say
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Data mall. Yeah, data date everyone
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Until your little heart is desired. Yes, do it. There's a lesson to be learned from Portia such a good point because she came on trying to be somebody that she wasn't
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She was trying to she had gotten the man
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Cornell Stewart
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Obviously comes from great football fame. He's a legend in his own right. She got the man
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She had you know she got the title
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She had the lifestyle, but she wasn't happy. We watched her say no
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To going to to be around strippers having to be home at us. They're all these things and now Portia is the life of the party
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she
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Bolo night say less
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You have me a bolo bolo nights. I mean, you know
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Stealing somebody allegedly taking her friends husband
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You know the list goes on and on and on and now she's telling us a new something new. She's she's being our full self to which we applaud
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Yeah, she's out here dating whoever she wants and I want to see it on the next season of real house wise
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I want to see it at bravo con should we be lucky enough to go? I just think that
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She is a really great example of being able to leave housewives and that you can come back
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And you can still be fresh and relevant and exciting and
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And you're so sick and dare I say you can come back like as a new and improved version
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She is a she is an example of a successful housewife come back. Yeah, I agree
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I'm not able to be said about tamra
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But Portia is if that is tamra's style is Portia. I think is a great example. She did it right
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Yeah, you know what if if Portia came back and got into bed with the same rumors
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They got her that got phager off the show and was doing that kind of thing
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Then she'd be on a tamra level. It's the same thing which is which is why I fell about her evolve. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yes
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We've seen her evolve. Okay, speaking of tamra
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The weirdest combination of people. I don't know if you ever would think that you would hear this sentence again unless it was like I don't know like a
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Fuck Mary kill or something like that
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Some type of a weird panel in brother
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But like never did I think that we would be telling a story with these three people involved and I'm not sure it even all connects but
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Sheena versus Tamra
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And a Drianna
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Okay, so
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Wait, I have to tell you because then the next bullet is sheena and Lala so in my notes I literally wrote sheena versus the bravo verse
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She seems to be beefing with everyone the fact that you can tell me right now and we'll do a story about her beefing with
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Audra and and Tamra yeah and Lala like
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And there's the difference and is there anyone is there is sheena getting along with anyone but there's the difference
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Yeah, sheena also
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Loves being in headlines, but anytime we see a story about her
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It feels like we're learning it against our will it feels like she's who asked for this?
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It's giving native sisters. It's giving native sisters. It feels like it's like
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We you're trying so hard to make a storyline happen even when it really is true people are like oh Sheena
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Enough I feel sorry for in that regards and I'm only referring to the Brock of it all but with Portia
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It seems effortless like oh guess what's happening now in Portia's life but but Sheena
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It's like I know she picked up the phone. I feel like and and made these things happen. So here we are talking about Sheena
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Whatever so Tamra exactly what she wants which is exactly what she wants
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But Tamra was on watch what happens live last week with
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Adriana, I wish I would have seen that because that's a that's a match yeah
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And any ask who they are least excited to see at Bravo Con which is a fantastic question and Tamra said Sheena
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That is what we love about Tamra. She's going to answer the question correct and she's not afraid her not afraid of the backlash
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So Tamra claims that Sheena fueled the fire between her and Gretchen. I am curious about that, but I'm sure
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She coached Gretchen on like hey, this is what you need to do to
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Have us try to have a storyline to get on another season
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They all come from the same the same like from the same clock. Yeah, the the slates the Gretchen's the Sheena's the Alexis is a
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Janssen almost a Belino the Lexus Janssen. Yeah
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The Katie's from OC they all
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I thought you were talking about Katie Maloney for a second and I was like you take her name out of your mouth. No, no, no, no, no, no
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Rickels all of them they all weighed in the same water. Yeah
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But apparently Sheena was
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Which I'm inclined to believe
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Apparently Sheena was trying to get on Real Housewives of OC
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And she's she's like get me on another reality TV show ASAP
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And she was intentionally trying to stir their pot in order to get hired on Real Housewives as part of a feud
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Dynamic with Tamra
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So okay
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Well, then she has Alex Baskin on her podcast Sheena does like dispel the rumors because because I'm
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It's like the valley cast is taking cast trips and Sheena's not there and oh it must be because she wants to be on the Real Housewives of Orange County
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But but again, it's all against my will
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This the Tamra answer this and the but guess what that's also probably our answer for who we're least excited to see a bravo con yeah
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So what's note to me and I have she said that very chair
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I say it because
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My bigger issue here is that Sheena needs a timeout like for herself again here's the this is the key this is the soul coming through we're gonna
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She needs just a beat
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She's been on reality TV for so long she deserves to take a break
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And go be with her family do her own thing and learn who Sheena is outside of a TV show outside of a podcast
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Outside of a fucking headline like she needs to like go touch grass have a minute and be able to just be a human
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And then you can come back and you could be authentic and you have things to talk about in their story to tell
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But when you're constantly trying to make everything a story line. Yeah
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It's exhausting you were correct
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And I read the book
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And I've after reading the book. I've never been more sure of anything
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Then Sheena
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Came out of the room
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Wanting to be famous and that's okay, but but it's it's so you know, I say this about my dad
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My dad has been working for and their boomers right there's something about boomers. They do not know how to let go
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There is they hold on to you know their jobs. It's like it's like means so much. It's in grains a different generation
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He has been working since he's five years old. He loves to say that like it is
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There's so much pride enjoying that he will be 74 soon
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wants to keep working and I'm afraid if he stopped
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That has been such a part of his identity that he wouldn't know he who he is if he's not linked to work
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I think that he would fade like I think he's got to be tied to working in some capacity
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That is Sheena with fame and startup and being adjacent to celebrity and a TV camera and a microphone
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She is if is there's some horror thing that I'm
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That I'm thinking of that okay. It's weapons y'all seeing weapons
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This is like I keep making weapons references because I've seen the movie now. Okay, so it's logs are short scary movie spoiler alert here
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If you haven't seen it already
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Weapons is a movie where this the children disappear okay, and they're all in this one teachers classroom and they disappear
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Here comes a spoiler alert because you're gonna find out how they disappear
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Basically this aunt of one of the children in the classroom because only one children child doesn't disappear
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This aunt is like a witch and the way that she's able to keep living and she's lived for hundreds of years
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Based off context clues is by sucking the life out of people. I've seen this movie is called hocus pocus
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Is that what hocus pocus is about? Yeah, they suck the life out of the children. I don't remember
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I really don't I gotta see hocus pocus is a 90s child
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Primal or absolutely
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I've seen it. I've seen it, but like I suck the energy to stay young
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Okay, so they so there's there's this is what she does so okay, okay, weapons is so wow not an original thought
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So there's so so there's so there's so there's sucking the life out of the children
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There's a point where like they they have to keep feeding them the soup
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To like as they're sucking the life out of them. It's like this chicken noodle soup that she keeps feeding them anyways
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This is the image I have of shita if she's not like sucking
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The life out of fame and celebrity as stardom she cannot live she cannot exist
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She's got to be tied to it and you telling her that she can
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Does she needs to take a beat and step away?
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She know would not be okay, but I would say this that's why I'm saying she couldn't live
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I'm saying to shina the same thing. I would tell your father who I very much respect
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Retire babe. I died. I you've earned it and that's why I'm saying to shina
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You've earned the break just take a beat
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Don't feel the pressure to have to be out here giving people things take a break
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It's all it is her identity when you're like
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Maybe that's why you should take a break, but when you're like find out who you are outside of it
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The person that I think she is from reading the book has all way this is always
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What's she's what she's wanted? Yeah, even even when she because she talks about in the book going to college
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She wanted to be in broadcast journalism. That's what she's study like she's always wanted to be tied to it
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her sitting at home
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Even a podcast which you know like I don't listen to podcasts, but people really do like her podcast
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That I don't even think would be enough for her
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She needs a camera in her face. She needs a headline like her sitting at home
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It feels like with summer moon and Brock would not be enough for her
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And I'm not saying she doesn't love them. I'm just saying she's got to have what feeds her
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Like gets her going and she should
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Have all of those things I encourage her to take a break and then she can get back out of it again
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But like you've earned a victory lap take a beat because when you don't
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You start doing shit like this. They'll draw on with all of it. Oh the drama with all of uh and and and in that
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So yeah, okay, so she thank god they didn't put her on OC like I
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Those are things that have them been done. We were okay with um, what's her name? Um coming on
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Taylor
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Taylor coming on OC. Oh, yeah, yeah, that is something housewife to housewife fine
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But you coming you haven't graduated to that there are levels and I'm and we obviously just said we love
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Vader pump rules and there will never be another
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But her being on a housewife does not fit. It does not match. It does not make sense
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You know, I keep the same energy. I do not want Lindsey from summer house on housewives. No, New York
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It's a same industry. They're lines drawn in the sand. No, absolutely not find us somebody know
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But to your point she and Lala so it hasn't stopped there wait. Oh wait
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We said Adriana I have to in this part so Adriana is allegedly in the drama too with sheena because she said when asked the question
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She didn't want to see sheena either because she no cause problems between her and captain cutie
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Which people are assuming is captain Jason
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But I don't know based off of
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What Julia said it could be captain Sandy you took the words right out of my mouth. Is that of your notes?
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on
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on God
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On brand uh literally I was literally no I was literally gonna be like well captain cutie could also be captain Sandy like let's not lead
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There other like yes captain Jason is hot. We do know this and I am not disputing this fact sure sure
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Okay, he's not the only one
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He's not the only one so we don't know who she's referring to we just know that sheena again is in the middle of
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She just trying to get a reality show tied to um
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Bravocon hurt the adventures of sheena and bravocon um not but it doesn't stop there. She's also got drama with Lala
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Lala recently addressed her issues with sheena publicly which caused sheena to come out and also address their issues from her side of it
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Sheena says that Lala left out the details their feud
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It's kind of started when she know why lili do you know why Lala left out the details? Why because they're not ours to have
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But because she did not she had issues with her so she did
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Yeah, but I think I say that because it's like what these two are fighting but it is not our business
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They're fighting about dumb friend things that you fight about okay
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Things that maybe we fought about with our friends and I don't know middle school
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So like you guys can fight and it cannot be for the cameras
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It can be not for a headline
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Yeah, it can be not for a podcast post or a storyline on a reality show
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Which again only supports my claim that sheena should retire and take a beat
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Do you believe this I think yes because I think sheena has lost the plot of
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What is real life and what is for show which is why I think she needs to take a break because she thinks
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Everything's a storyline. I don't need to hear your side. I don't need to hear Lala side
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There is no side although I am interested to hear ocean side
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After watching the video with her like subscribe follow that as an influencer. I can get behind calling her little sister
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I beat like I want to hear oceans perspective all know
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I'm interesting to me. How does she already know how to vlog girl?
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He was daynage they come out of the womb. They're about the womb taking selfies
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Seriously, my mom's yeah, they probably know based on the son of grab we're probably gonna get them facing forward at some point
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posing for the camera truly
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You know because the thing is is that she wasn't just talking to the camera. She was doing her hair
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She was doing her camera like she knew exactly what she was doing and she was in a creative flow
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I might add and then Lala had the gulls like come interrupt her like mom
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I'm of logging here and then Lolo walks out of frame and then she looked at she's like my mom's mad
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It's like yeah, girl. Yes, bring us that she goes. Who are you talking to the people the people and guess what I'm the people
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I'm here for her that is her in summer moon. They were they've been raised with cameras around all about your reality show with ocean and summer moon
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I would too what would they're tagline they would have to have taglines
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What would their tagline I'm gonna have to think it's not fair
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That's not a fair question to think off the cup you have to put thought into it. I'll text you probably
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Well, obviously summers has to be a play off of like
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You know like I'm not the son and the stars, but like it's got to be something really because I went for in my mind
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I'm thinking something with good side like my mom might have a good side, but I'm her whole world like something like
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Oh wow, I'm totally playing off the name like I was gonna say we have to think I was gonna say spring summer
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joggers
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I was gonna bring in the joggers
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I was a fashion show with no fashion show. I was gonna bring out joggers with it has I mean summer summer moon ocean
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They're like they got to play off their names. Yeah, no, they do something something yeah
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God ocean can have a good one. Yeah, there's there. They're I gotta sing on it. I'll text it to you because it deserves
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It deserves thought like like there's plenty of fish in the
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Ocean
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Okay, so blah blah blah blah. She didn't allow I can't say any other
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Sheena she does back Lala and poster book
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Lala allegion I am interested Lala which which I say is Lala allegedly
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She not confided in Lala apparently that rocket cheated on her before the book came out we didn't know so obviously
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If Lala allegedly told other people she told the right people because the secret wasn't out
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But to Sheena being upset about Lala telling people to that I say duh
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Like cute um ocean saying bitch
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Because of course Lala told somebody are you making kidding me? You ocean saying my mom's mad
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Like of course Lala told somebody are you kidding? She barely likes we saw her dislike and then like rock on camera
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It was probably between that moment that she had told
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Somebody about what brought it of course she told somebody else listen
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He didn't get out, but it's fucked up
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Okay, it's your friend
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Repeating it if you're a friend. Oh, no you can find something in me
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Right and you were like bitch don't tell anyone. I'm saying. Why does you trust Lala listening? I don't say anything
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It's a great question. That's what I mean. I would love to know you're right. Yeah, she should absolutely be upset
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But like it seems like she just got upset with Lala's which just why I say I don't trust this feud
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It seems performative because
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Brock cheated in 2021 and it seems like you got mad at Lala in 2025
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Why weren't you mad at Lala before you and Lala were tag teaming against Ariana on the show?
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I guess my real question is is why is no one pissed off at Brock?
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I am I have thoughts big boy. I am rock and I should have a coffee. We should talk. I
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Been pissed off at Brock since he was tip tip to
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I'm a bit of a prox and we were at Bravo Con
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In an Uber we were oh my god. Okay, so we're at Bravo Con and we're trying to get our car back to the hotel
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And we're waiting outside with the masses because we are women of the people. Okay, we're out here waiting for our rides
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And here comes this blacked out SUV moving
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Hell a slow down the road because the passenger needs to roll his window down and wave at everyone like he's in
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Oh fucking like he was on the Mount Rushmore of of Bravo and it's none other than Brock none other bro
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We because you imagine the disappointment. I don't know where I drive her went
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But you see an SUV and you know it's a Bravo Liberty. So it's like who could it be who could it be who could it be
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And so we're even us like because we're fans. We're like who could it be by you. We just saw these people backstage
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Yeah, and we're like who could it be the window rolls down
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And he doesn't just wait he sticks that big body out the window
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And waves two hands like he is Mr. President and you could just kind of hear people being like
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This man's going like the Pope say like hammy or baby so I can kiss them and bless them like
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Halfway out the car. He wanted everyone to see him
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So anyways, if I just think they're on behalf of NBC Uni
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I would have let the crowd embouse
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I just think I just think we should be talking about
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Brock. I think Brock for sure. Brock has some explain in to do
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But I only want to see it like on an episode of the valley or something like that
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You know like I don't want an interview because I'm not sitting for that
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Unless you would have come here of course
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Yeah, unless you look to sit right here and talk to us then we would be more than happy
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Yeah, no, I get what you're saying. I need I need a
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Alex Baskin produced moment
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When
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Brock is spoken to yeah, there's a piece of TV there
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Remember when you go and sit down there I said
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I'm going by the window
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Sorry, I have to do that because then city as you are see it's because I love his scary movie if you get so when he was
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Remember the
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Remember the last episode of the season where he was like in the was that that where he was in the corner dancing
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Alone
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Like trying to get like are you trying to I can't want this man
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We're bad. We're bad. Anyway, I guess we'll see it play out on
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The valley maybe not there. I this she doesn't have a phone with her so
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Which obviously he's not gonna stop Lala and the others from talking about it
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I'm sure it will come up on camera, but as of now she doesn't have no no I'd like to quote sheena then
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I'd like to quote sheena on what she said on this very podcast. I said sheena
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I don't think you should be on the valley
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And I stand by that and I and she was like I know I know you've said that and she goes
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I'll put it I go are you going to be on the valley
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Convince me why you should and she said well, I'll put it this way if I'm there it's because I'm wanted
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Insert the audio effect of crickets
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Like
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Yeah, but then she sits on her podcast with Alex basket and is like I read a comment that somebody said
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It's a little bit like a graduating senior continuing to go back for like the high school party
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You've been and for some reason it like struck a nerve with her and she's pointing that
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So why she's not there. Yeah of like you moved over the hill into the valley
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We we know what your new house looks like
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Because we live there too
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Yeah
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I did think about DMing Brock and being like hey queen
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I need one of those like gate fence things built in my front yard as well
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Because you know he's mr. Handi he's doing projects around the house. Oh really?
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Oh yeah, and he like built out like a whole thing with like a fence and a every thousand
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I mean
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I
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Should be
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Legends while I build this them like go off. There's a business there. It's giving home improvement
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You know, it's giving maybe that's the story and Taylor show. I'll be interested in that Brock the builders really cute name
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Does he did he go over you?
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I don't know if he came up with orders comments actually he calls himself rock the boat. It's like his thing now
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It's because he realized people like watching this like hg tv era for him. I see we can compliment them
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I actually love this idea of them. No, this is why I was saying she needs a break because then she can recalibrate
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And then they can all as a family come back in an authentic way and then we can root for Brock the builder
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Even though I'll still make fun of him hanging out the car window. Maybe like you never forget
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Ingrained in my mind while he's working on building things to work on building that relate repairing that relationship
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Um, I still feel so bad for her with that. I really do all right before we go
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We like to do a little something something based off this week's the past weeks episode. Yep. So we already referred referenced it
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That
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bombshell that we got in those last few minutes of real housewives Miami of the reunion part one cannot believe they gave it to us in part one last three minutes
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But still we'll take it. We'll take it. We'll take it
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Um, we thought that we would kind of go down memory lane and talk about some other reunion bombshells
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That or just bombshells period. Well the reunion if you are gonna drop one the reunion is a great time to do it
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Yeah, oh yeah, I'm a firm believer in accountability. I am a span of reunion shows
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I will watch an entire series of a show just so I can watch the reunion
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And sometimes I will watch the reunion without watching the show because I love a reunion
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dropping bombs at reunion I I love however the list we're about to run through
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I do think can be categorized into not cool. Yeah. Yeah, and like
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Okay, that's an acceptable bomb bombs away. Yeah, like you know, I'm saying, but there's a couple on here where I'm like
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Yoda
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What's not cool, which are not cool? What I well first of all, I find what Julia did filthy dirty
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And I need the rest of the story because
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I'm not I don't think it's cool to out people. I don't need to like I don't play like that and and if that is in fact
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What happened because listen? They could have cut it and then we go to you know next week
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And like this could be all for nothing it could all just be anti-climatic and it's not slept together in the way
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We are all thinking because our minds are in the gutter or totally could be I need more information
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But I say it's like I don't think outing people is cool. Uh-huh in any way like sexually like I would say the same thing about the
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The candy burrus phadra that whole situation the tub the drugging the schemes by Todd
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The the that of it. Yeah, I don't think that's cool. I don't think
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One of the examples we have on here is a Lisa Vanderpumpet the season three reunion where she basically out Adrian Maloof
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And her husband at the time that their children are born via the surrogate that kind of shit's not funny to me. No, it's not what you have
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So you have no boundary. Yeah, it's disturbing that bothers me. But I mean a Caroline Manzo
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tearfully predicting that Teresa's gonna go away to prison for a couple of
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bombs away. I forgot about that. Oh, I didn't because Teresa was like
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blamed her for because she said she called the FBI on me. It's like or maybe she just maybe the writing was just on
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the wall. I remember that part but I forgot that was time for a statement. Yeah
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Because she's like why would Caroline say that so so confidently unless she's the one who called is a girl because anyone from
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Anyone could see what was happening. Yeah, your shit was a mess. Yeah, do you think this is a middle ground one
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When Danielle came in in season two and accused Teresa of not attending her nephews
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Uh, the baptism. Yeah, the baptism or the birth of the birth leading um to the
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That's the sign of do not bring up my family meltdown. I think that one's fine too
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But she did didn't she push Andy after that?
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Is that Teresa? That's where she pushed Andy and said yeah, yeah, okay
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This is why it actually doesn't bother me because ultimately she was repeating a rumor
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The entire housewives franchise is built on rumors and repeating rumors
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Well, this one wasn't like an outing and this was what she said she wrote on Facebook big freaking whoop
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It was out there that's different. Yeah, weaponizing the most intimate of moments is an issue for me
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But saying like well, you didn't show up to your nephew's birth well because she didn't she claimed that Melissa's the one who told her that
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So I'm just saying what what was she doing repeating? Yeah, okay. Yeah, that feels harmless
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The best one in my opinion you say
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I can say moaning. It's gotta be moaning
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Because we've seen housewives come through with receipts or text messages or blurry print out
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Pictures or whatever it may be some poster boards, but it's never done
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In such an efficient and effortless way a piece of art seamless way
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It's always like they're reaching behind jumbling. We got to take a break. We got to go to the bathroom
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We have to call somebody on the phone. Oh, no problem. No, here you go. I have tabs
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Posted highlights
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Collephalus
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folder dividers. Oh my god. What do you want? Let me know which page let me flip to it. There was a table of contents
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Everything that you needed was a part of this binder and she was able to fall like I mean
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fall asleep a beat and gave us some of the best lines definitely some of the best lines of Potomac
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But arguably within house what the housewives franchise and you know
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She's supposed to be making an appearance on this upcoming season of which she was in there like super tease
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So I would appreciate if she would bring the binder back bring her and the binder back bring her and the
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Bring the binder bring the binder back pastor holy whore
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We will never forget there would be with Jesus jugs by the way yeah because there's nothing better than like religious slander like that
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Why never forget yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the one no the no shows though piss me off
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And those are those are the bad kind of bombshells. I would rank those under
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Like the the outing the slithering that the sick like that the first no no domain and then the close second behind it is the no show if you don't show up
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I can't tell you like my blood pressure rises. Oh, it pisses me
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I sat through your shit all season long and you can't even pull up to the reunion
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Who didn't show there's people missing off this no show
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Yes, somebody because I was going through it and I was like no there's got to be more than this Mia did not show up
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Me the Patoma reunion show up at the table and old girl did not show up to the Atlanta reunion
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Yeah, I am not gonna deal with these bitches causing a mess and then not showing up and meeting your maker
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And I'll say the same thing to Karen huger
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I don't care if you were going to prison or not
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Yeah, you should have showed up to the reunion. You should have fell on the sword. Yeah, you should have had the conversation
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Showing the accountability and I could have gone off to your little treatment program
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And then off to prison and all the things no show to reunions piss me off
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We're seeing it more often and I I think that there should be a contractual clause that says if you don't show up for the reunion
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Unless it's some kind of like
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Force major thing like some act of God. I was literally say it's got to be the act of God clause. It's got the lives of God
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It's got to be you are so sick
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You know or like the birth of a child grandchild or something like that
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Outside of something like that you should have your entire salary for the season
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Take it away
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Not one episode
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Take it away because it all comes down to the reunion
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And for us it needs that we need to be able to like wrap it up
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And we can't wrap it up if you're not there. It is so unfair
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So unfair and that's it you get two choices because let me be fair. All right. Let me give you an option
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Either you give up your entire
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Salary from the season before or you can't film next season
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It to me feels like the completion of your contract right and I know those contracts
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I know these agreements. I know what a talent agreement looks like and I know that if you are in these particular positions of
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Reoccurring characters the lead of a show or whatever
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You are contractually obligated to show up or you forfeit xyz and some of these women may say
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I don't need the money so I don't care take it like and I don't think there should be an out
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At all
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Oh, I don't need there, but like I don't I just think
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If you are going to ask us to root for you all season long and come on listen to your life story and sit through some of the interview looks
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That worries swinging a miss
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Then you're going to show up at the reunion and we're going to have a conversation maybe the third one should be you are forced to wear that hideous
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Confessional look the entire season find your worst confessional or Paul Lisa Barlow's makeup artist who did her dirty in that last
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Did you hear what she said it was bad work? No, she said it was like
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It was a trend. It's like a kpop. Oh, yes
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The kpop thing it was a but I don't know if I believe that I think someone maybe told her about kpop demon hunters
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And she was like yes, I'll use that. I think she should have had the purple veins then to me felt like she had
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Work done and something was happening with some swelling on that side because it felt I just thought she was lying
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It was bulging. I was just like oh, she's lying. I was
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Duhn for her. Well, oh, she's looking at the left
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I was concerned. Oh, man. Um, okay, that was a fun episode jam packed episode
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Megan I knew it would be great. Thank you so much for joining us here on morally correct crutchy fit right in
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You fit right in you'll have to come back again. We'll be doing this for a while for a while
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But we hope you guys enjoyed it too
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Again, make sure you share our morally corrupt episode on youtube
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Um on our podcast. We're trying to grow here. We've got a lot to do. We've got exciting things to come
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And then also make sure you join us on friday for our recap episode as Megan pointed out patoma kiss back
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I forgot I've been so caught up in love is blind
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If you know, you know
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It's so caught up but we will be recapping we have four we've been complaining like crazy that we haven't had enough housewives
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Now we have Potomac Miami. We get to pick up where we left off with that bombshell
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We've got Salt Lake City and we have OC
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So got a lot going on. I'm fed. Yeah, but not full. I'm not full. There's room on the right. Yeah
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We're never full whenever full. We're never full here as Bob Oh fans daddy daddy Andy. We'll take more
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We'll see you guys on friday
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So