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Bunny, Breakup, and Kanye's List
In this episode, the hosts share their recent experiences on the road, including a memorable encounter with David Letterman and insights into the world of touring comedians. They also discuss the ongo...
Bunny, Breakup, and Kanye's List
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Just got back from Hershey, Pennsylvania.
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Oh, that must have been sweet.
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BOOM!
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Ha, ha, ha!
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Locked and loaded.
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Hey, what are we gonna talk about today?
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Because we gotta let anyone who just punched play
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or whatever you've clicked on the arrow, what's coming up?
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We're gonna weigh in on the Nicole Kidman.
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Yeah, we're gonna weigh in on the Nation.
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We're gonna weigh in on stories a week late.
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Keith Irvin.
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What people don't realize is like,
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the Jimmy Kimmel thing we talked about the day after
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and then it doesn't air sometimes.
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You get stuck because I'm on the road,
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you're on the road and so.
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Right, yeah.
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They're like, now you're finally chirping in.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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And then they go, by the way, we hate whatever you'll say about it,
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but you must talk about it.
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I'm like, okay.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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Okay, good.
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I wanna start commenting.
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I gotta search the web tonight.
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Just you motherfuckers with a shitty fight.
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Shhh.
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They almost explode some of these people.
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Most of them.
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We love them.
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I mean, I'll do the Whitney Cummins thing.
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I mean, what good news is bad news, bad news is good news.
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If people are engaged and getting angry,
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maybe it's a good thing or happy.
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They go off on tangents and fight each other
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in the comments, which I'm all for.
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Yeah.
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I just got back from the road.
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Boring, please don't explain it.
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Yeah, I'm sorry.
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What do you mean?
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You're a road warrior officially.
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That's your new nickname.
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I mean, you go out there.
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I get credit, man.
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I have to say, when I was doing stand up
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and doing like, just shoot me or a rules of engagement,
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I never even, no one did really tours.
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Am I correct?
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No one did, like, let's go on a tour.
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Well, you know, there's...
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There's comedy clubs, which I was born and bred on
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for years and then you're there, you know,
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five nights, sometimes six nights in the comedian condo.
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And now there's one nighters in theaters.
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Whoops, someone made the leap.
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Sorry.
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No, now they go to your theaters.
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When are you gonna do arenas?
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I go, no, no, no.
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So on this one, I'm doing...
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I just jumped on with Adam because he has a couple.
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Saba-fu.
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Ha ha.
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He's doing a 50, he's halfway through a 50 city tour, I think.
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Dude, the guy, I talked to him six months ago,
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he goes, hey, you want to go down to the improv one?
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I have to start writing an act.
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And he grinds it out.
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Even between shows at dinner, he's like,
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what about this, talking to the other guys
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and that one guy plays keyboard Dan Boulot,
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who's a great writer.
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And he's like, what if I switch this out for this
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and then they're just constantly tweaking.
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And I want to be like this, got any scalp potatoes?
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Cause I'm not worried about Dan.
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It altered your voice, you were so worried.
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Well, look, you have, you have,
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you write verbal bits with a lot of jokes, throwaways.
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And Adam, which I do a little bit of that too,
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it's like a, it's a big entertaining performance.
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He's got, kind of, kind of runs and he's got them in guitar.
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He's shredding, he's playing bass, he's singing,
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he's doing pattern.
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So it's...
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It goes into the crowd.
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It's great.
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You got a spotlight.
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Anyway, I want to loves it.
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And he's got two, literally two semi-trucks.
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It's like a whole concert.
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Like, there's monitors backstage, there's four TVs.
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We went, first I went out there and met him at Mohiegan's son,
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Connecticut.
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The fun part about that was, one night Letterman came,
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sometimes people pop into watch.
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Was Letterman just in the neighborhood?
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I mean, I don't see this.
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Letterman came and he, he did a quick interview with us after,
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but he was mostly, I think, doing something with Adam
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for his new J Kelly movie coming out.
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So David Letterman has a new J Kelly movie coming out?
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No, Sandler does with George Clooney.
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And then I think this is press and I think...
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Oh, I got it.
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They're going to do an interview with Letterman
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and it was just...
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Oh, maybe his Netflix show.
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From your consideration.
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Yeah, that's possible.
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And he probably wanted to just say hello ahead of time.
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Really fun to see Letterman.
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And I should even say this because it's kind of pat
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on the back productions, but guess what he brought up?
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He came on dress, he didn't guess what he brought up.
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Oh, flying the wall.
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Something about the 50th.
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Oh, yeah, the thing about you,
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I got the general just whatever.
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Yeah, that's very much in his vernacular.
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That's very much.
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And he goes, there's been no better use for a cast member.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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Then this have you do a throwaway line from the audience.
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And he said, just tell me how it all came about.
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And then he also, when we were without him,
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he really loved the Sandler song, which everyone did.
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That's like an Emmy winning performance.
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Right, of the cast members that are here, Orgonne.
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Yeah, and Nicholson in the front row.
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And Jack, yeah, it's great.
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Dana, back in LA at Benningins or something,
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not carrying it all.
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Yeah, I was stewing my juices.
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I'm stewing my juices.
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No, I saw with my friends Bo Derrick and John Corbett.
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You did?
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Yeah, come on, I can name drop.
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Fuck yeah.
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My neighbors and friends.
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And so we watched it.
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And we did, I knew at the moment when you did the line.
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I go, because that, it can be as hard as to do
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like a throwaway line.
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You're not yelling, you're not amoting.
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You're not actually just, it's just was so heartfelt
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because it is exhausting being there.
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Yeah.
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You're sighing over it.
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So early, Missed was Dana, even at this thing.
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Cause obviously Adam says you're welcome
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on any of these shows.
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I've been texting him.
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I just told him it's very far and it's just,
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Dana's very brittle.
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But I said, I'm a dandy lion.
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I'm so fragile.
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I'm more fragile than you.
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You're out there running and doing stuff.
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But I like to hike mountains, I'll be honest.
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Oh, okay.
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So the same night Taylor Swift's dad of all people.
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Isn't that funny?
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He came to watch Taylor Swift's dad?
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Taylor Swift's dad.
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Okay, that's one remove from that.
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It's one removed.
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They've golden ring, but yeah.
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But we took it and we suck it.
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Did you come back?
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Super cool.
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We're back stage.
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Gave me a handful of Taylor Swift guitar picks.
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Is that nice?
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Could I have one?
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I will give you one.
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Nice to see you.
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Heather, I'm giving you one and I'll tell you why after.
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Wow.
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Yeah.
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I don't know why they keep comparing.
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There's guys online and it's YouTube shows.
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They're great, but they're like Taylor Swift versus the Beatles.
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And it's like, why put Taylor through that?
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She's amazing for 2025, but there's only one Beatles.
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She would agree.
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I'm sure, but it's like Taylor Swift.
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She has so many stats that have never been achieved before,
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but this is the globalization.
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Also, when you look at a band or even like they go SNL,
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when you're on there, you guys are horrible.
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And then 10 years later they go,
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oh, you guys are great.
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It just takes a long time to look back at something,
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even movies, even things that they say.
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It just takes a long time to see if someone holds up for a long time.
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Taylor Swift and Sure will hold up.
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The Beatles held up probably more than anyone ever.
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Well, I look at it like this.
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When the Beatles left in 69 and it was just seven years of them
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and then like nine albums, done.
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And it was too much to process, even for the Beatles, too much.
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And then over time, it's like a wave hit and it's cresting.
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And it's still cresting.
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Who sold the second most albums from 2000 to 2010?
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Beatles.
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That's a Beatles.
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40 years later, M&M was number one by a hair.
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I think there's still a cell of million albums here.
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So there are a singular.
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Superb Ready.
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I'm not a grumpy old band.
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They're the best because it was during my time.
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No, the evidence is there.
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And but Taylor Swift is amazing.
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So what are, you know, if she'd come on this podcast,
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I don't, I want to apologize to Travis Kelsey.
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You know what they call her, her fans now?
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Swiffer's.
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Swiffer's, that's like a dustbop.
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Why would I want to apologize to Travis?
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I'm sure.
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Are you going to apologize to Travis?
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Yeah, because for a long time, I just referred to it as Taylor Swift
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and the football player.
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That's not fair.
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That's like a movie of the week on the last month.
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He does fine.
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It is a movie that we got home, they did do that.
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Oh, then you know what they're all doing?
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And not only them or it's just branding.
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They create a clothing line and then they intersect and they brand.
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I mean, the amount of money that entertainers are making.
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What's an entertainer?
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You know, you weren't supposed to be a business man, a business man.
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You're saying, eh, Ish, hold.
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And now it's like, I don't know this money stuff.
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Ryan Reynolds is on TV.
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There I watched TV walking for an hour and he wasn't on it.
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And I actually called Comcast and they go, I haven't seen Ryan Reynolds.
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That's wrong.
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Yeah, don't they have a mint commercial or something?
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They do have a Ryan Reynolds block you can put on if you have.
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But good on him.
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I'm not jealous.
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Next day, this boring story is keeping going.
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Next day, Washington, DC, the capital.
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And we went to next morning ad when I went to a coffee shop.
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And it was funny because here's my big joke.
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It's like a long weaving line in there in a small coffee shop.
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Yeah.
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And I go, oh, excuse me, where's the front of the line?
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Like we're going to instead of the back of the line.
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That's a good one.
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Yeah, you get to cut it in and set the frickets.
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How do you, how does David Spade and Adam Sandler wait in a coffee line without people going,
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hey, could I get a picture?
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I will say walking there, Adam had nothing.
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No sunglasses on or anything.
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And it was a bit of a unicorn sighting because people just walk by and they go, so, you know,
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listen, I'm an international presence.
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I'm not taking anything away from me.
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Adam is such a gigantic star that the people that when I went for a walk first, that stopped me,
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it could have been the same person.
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They don't see me that when they see Adam, they just go up and then they yell from cars,
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hey, you guys, or they go, can we take a just picture from the car or they go to Adam
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and don't even know I'm there?
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They're just so lasered in like, are you in our town?
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And then when they leave, they go, oh, hey, this fucking guy.
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So it was fun to see that.
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You know, it was great just to go for a one-on-one because we're always with everybody, with everybody
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and it was fun to just go laugh and bullshit.
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Then when the back of the coffee shop, I'm sitting next to this lawyer, Dominique and her
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friend and they are giving us the lay of the land.
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Adam's next to a five, three-year-old kid and he finished his popsicle and then he just
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starts poking Adam with it and he's going, Adam's going, whoa, and it took the kid a minute
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and then he started laughing hysterically.
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To all his funny old man.
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It's like being out of wind with it and the kid kept stabbing him and that was the highlight
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of that kid's life.
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He doesn't know yet.
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And sweet.
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Then I don't drink coffee but we got that.
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No super highlights there.
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Next day, or that same day we went to Hershey and we got a huge kit cap bar.
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They gave us all this huge candy.
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I can't really, you can't even.
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I can't even sugar that you can't.
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You can't have coffee or candy.
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That's...
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No, I can't have coffee.
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I don't like it.
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My third grade teacher had coffee and cigarette breath and I swore off it.
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That's a real story.
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And scrambled eggs.
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But it was such a sicking combo.
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No, I'm kidding.
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She's like, are we doing fractions?
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So I always remember that and it hurt me down deep.
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So now I go no coffee.
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Girls don't like me enough.
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I don't want to add something like, hey, I have this three tiered, sickling breath.
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So I did cave on the scrambled eggs.
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Did not cave on the coffee or six.
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But I don't mind either now.
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I give a female or someone who's coffee or cigarette breath.
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That doesn't throw me as much as my fragility would tell you.
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Look, I smoked in fourth grade for about a year.
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I'd steal Kent cigarettes for my mom's purse.
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Candy cigarettes are real ones.
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No, real ones she had.
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Kent.
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Kent.
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K, E, and she did.
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Oh, yeah.
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And then thought and then my brothers and I would go smoke and then we would eat ice
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plant to get it out of our breath.
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But here's my point.
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If cigarettes smoking was not harmful, I'd be smoking a cigarette right now because nothing
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is a better emphasis than that.
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Well, spade.
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Tell me more about the trip.
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You know, I mean, nothing's cooler than the business of a cigarette.
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Also the business, you're always looking for business, which is a term in your acting.
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Do something in their hands, move things.
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It looks better if you're doing real life.
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So if you're like this, you're like, listen, you guys, are we going to wind up going to
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that show tonight or not?
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It just looks like you're doing a real life.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's like Philip Seymour Hoffman.
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He's doing this while he's not doing it with it.
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Nothing to do with it.
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He was so great.
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I want to ask you a question.
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Greatest movie.
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No, let me go quickly.
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Okay.
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Here's a good smoking thing.
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When you talk or you go like this, you go, my brother does this to me goes, okay.
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We're going to the movies, right?
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And I agree.
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And he goes, what do we see to get it?
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You talk on holding the end.
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Yes.
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Okay.
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Here's my cigarette one.
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This cigarette smoker seems to only realize that the smoke is annoying when they put it
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out.
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So they're like, so anyway, I feel really good.
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I've been there for 30 seconds.
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It's a dream of smoke coming out.
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When they put it out, then they close their eyes and shake their head.
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Best on screen television or movie smoker.
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I know who it is and it's a mutual friend of ours.
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Best.
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Best ever.
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God, go ahead.
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It's not Humphrey Bogart, whatever.
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Nope, not Sean Penn, but good guess.
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It is Mr. John Hamm and a little show I like.
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Oh, really?
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He was.
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He made that thing so cool.
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It's like, I don't even know you.
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We should get him on just to take us away.
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No, he was fantastic in that.
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Oh, I love cigarettes.
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So it is cool and I hate to say it.
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I don't recommend it, but I hate it.
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Of course it is.
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I can't do it, it'll kill you, but it's just so cool.
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I'm like, what's I got to look at my list?
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I got shit to tell you about.
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Oh, here's the last thing that's riveting.
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Okay.
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When I try it, this is a good trick for people.
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If you're on the road like me, this is not a commercial.
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Everything else says we do.
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Interesting.
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I'm all I said, I got a fly from DC.
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This is how much of a fucking hard ass aim.
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Fly it.
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I wake up a DC, copy.
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I went out once, walked, and then I went out and walked twice.
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That wasn't what I was planning.
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Busted my quads, hamstrings, came back.
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We take off, fly it near her.
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She drive half out of her.
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Stay at this hotel.
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Nice enough.
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Looks like a dirty dancing hotel.
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I think I played there.
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This is the one where they're like, you know, this hotel's 100 years old.
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Would you believe it?
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I go minimum.
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Minimum goes floating everywhere.
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So that one, then I, we only have two hours.
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Our fortune is on the show there.
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Rob and fortune.
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So we leave an hour later.
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We take all the snooze, go to the gig.
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Then we high tail.
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I take a card of Philadelphia two hours.
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And then I stay where, because I have an early flight at home in LA.
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Marriott Airport.
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It's a, it's genius.
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I've done this in Detroit.
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You stay at the airport.
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Yeah.
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And you walk out and you're in the airport.
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Yep.
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They have one of those attached in Denver.
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And I did that last time I was there.
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You just walk from, from baggage claim, you go across a gangway and then you're in the
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hotel.
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And the same thing.
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You're starting to, you're starting to get the road.
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This is the first time I'm with you.
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You're starting to get it.
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You're starting to get it.
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Yeah, I'm not saying you've got it, but you're starting to get it.
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You, you seem to get it, but you don't have it.
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But now when you say that Denver thing, I said, oh, he saved an hour drive.
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Yeah.
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He's getting.
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He's starting to get it.
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When you start touring like this, this, this, maybe a couple of years ago, I remember
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this in a quick impression of you two years ago about travel.
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What do I do?
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Where do I go?
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How do I get to the gig?
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And I go, David, calm down.
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You will figure it out.
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Should I stay in the airport?
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Should I stay in the airport?
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I go, David, probably, should I stay super far from the airport?
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You go, no, stay closer to it.
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I go, yeah.
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Okay.
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Where am I?
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I used to do that as a lighter dark out.
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I do that to John Love.
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It's actually kind of bad.
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John, you, quick impression of you.
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What's going on?
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How do I do a sketch?
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Where do I go?
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What do you go?
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Excuse me.
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I was emineminating.
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That's not how I do it.
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And I don't talk like May, West.
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Yeah.
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So I stay.
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So here's the big fucking fat story that I've been sitting on.
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Okay.
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Come on.
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Give it.
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Give it.
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Give it.
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The next day.
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Is this my story?
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Oh, I have to order breakfast.
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You just don't have early onset dementia right now.
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I go, I need breakfast and they go, there's a QR code.
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What?
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So I in my hay, hay's of the morning, oh, can you just take my shitty order?
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It's very basic.
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Wish we could.
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There's absolutely no way, Poth.
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So I give you a QR, camera phone, eggs.
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What do you mean by eggs?
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And then what language do you want?
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I'm going down, add, subtract this dog shit.
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And then it won't let it go through.
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And I go, why not, Dana?
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What's your email?
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Oh, they want your email.
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I'm going to get my email and home address.
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Oh, no, my God.
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You don't get my goddamn precious email.
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You could offer me a 500, I wouldn't.
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Because now you're going to spam me.
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I already got an email from them.
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Hey, David.
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Great news.
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We have a new sausage pancake at the Marriott at the fucking airport.
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I know.
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I hate all that information.
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I just give them a fake number.
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But I can top you.
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I was at a place in Vegas.
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So they give us this two bedroom suite.
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My wife's with me.
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It's just, you know, ball of windows and everything.
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First of all, we're looking at a connection.
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That one.
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Construction site.
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They're building the stadium.
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Secondarily, there is a suede smell throughout the suite.
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Both bad.
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So the guy comes in.
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I spray.
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I don't know.
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I spray for you.
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I'm sorry.
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You said you had suede smell.
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Yeah.
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So that was.
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I spray.
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That was not fun.
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Difference stinky in here.
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It's still going to smell like suede.
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I'll be honest with you.
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We can't get a rid of it totally.
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But we're going to time it down.
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We're going to time it down.
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You'll have suede but perfume together.
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You're happy with the suite.
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And that was Paula.
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That was Paula.
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Your wife saying that.
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Yeah.
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She just got a funny.
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We sprayed it.
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Did you put perfume?
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No, we use red and then roach.
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It just smells different.
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But you know, it's one of those things like you'd go to Iowa say just give me a regular
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room.
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You know, sometimes sweets.
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I hit my elbow or something.
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I know.
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Sometimes they go, here you are and it's like the sweet from the hangover and you're like,
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I don't need nine rooms.
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Yeah, I know.
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And I don't believe a comment.
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First world problems we understand.
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First world.
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I don't know any other world.
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Suede smell is all anyone can relate to that.
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Yeah.
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I remember stink.
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Okay, I think that's all when Swartz and went on because you know, Sandler, we all
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it's just every night.
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He has different people.
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Nick Swartz and that doofus and he was on and we were we always crack up all time.
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But when I follow, I always go, oh Nick Swartz and everyone and I go, oh, why are all the
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five year olds piling out of the stadium?
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Oh, they just wanted to see me.
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There's only one Nick.
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And he haven't called who farted or did you?
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And then he then he then he was he has follow up out was guess what?
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I farted.
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I was the guy that farted all the time.
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And then he had a third one.
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It's a fart or a remit.
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My house.
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Yeah.
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Now he is world war.
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It's fart.
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Funny as guys.
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Yeah, I went on the group chat.
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You should not jump on this group chat unless you're ready because if you bomb, you know
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my trick on the group chat.
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By the way, I have to say Swartz is pretty funny on it.
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I hate those things.
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When I get on, I write my joke and then guess what I do Dana.
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You press end.
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Yeah, I do that.
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But then I give it about two seconds, then I put a ha ha on it on my own.
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Oh, oh yeah.
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It's the party going.
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So someone just looks down and goes, no, someone laughed at this one.
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It must be good.
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I said it Texas.
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Someone the other day it was a heartfelt kind of thing.
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And then I was and they replied back and I was going to do a heart on the reply.
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But I put a heart on my statement.
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That's the best thing.
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That's what I said.
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Some love.
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You do it.
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You put a ha ha.
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So everyone goes, oh, that's a funny joke.
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And they don't really take some second to go wait.
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Did you laugh at your own joke?
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I go, fuck yes, I did.
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Hey, anyone can try this.
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I was having a quasi just, you know, chat back and forth with perfunctory information.
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Yeah, we went there.
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We went there.
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And I just started putting ha ha on everything they said.
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That's good.
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And it's just like, yeah, we took a card of the airport.
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Ha ha.
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And then the plane was a little bit delayed.
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Ha ha.
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Finally, they're like, why are you doing that?
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I'm scared.
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Well, people do put LOL when they're nervous.
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And they just go, okay, I'm going to LOL.
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Yep, I'll be there soon.
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LOL.
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Or when you go, ha ha ha ha ha.
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And how many, when do you stop?
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Yeah.
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You know, you do like 10 of them.
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Ha ha ha.
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Ha ha ha.
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Okay.
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So anything else on your end before you get into the hot, hot, hot stories that will be
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old?
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Are we talking about the Taylor Swift thing or, or no?
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Nicole Kimber.
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No, Nicole Kimber.
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Sorry.
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I get them confused.
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Oh, Nicole Kimber.
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I got a divorce.
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I guess it was a couple of days ago, even though it just happened.
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I know.
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Now that, yeah, Keith, Keith Urban from Australia.
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Which one's Nicole?
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Ah, no, he's, she's great on the right.
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And she's great on the left.
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No, that guy is, um, Eastern Australia.
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I don't like you making all those others movies with them.
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Fellas or books me.
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Well, you can take off your nicknames and form of that fellas.
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Yeah.
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I think.
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No, that's us.
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Right.
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And they were together.
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They had a long run.
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Yeah.
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So we got to applaud that.
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That's Hollywood.
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And you know, average two years.
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No joke in Hollywood.
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Two years one kid in Hollywood.
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Sad but true.
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Oh, oh, let's look at these comments.
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Check out first comment.
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I mean, okay, there.
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What else?
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Fucking baby doll.
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There is baby girl.
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I think it's called.
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So this is Nicole is not the only one, but she's, she's probably the queen of middle-aged
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women.
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I'll say that are really good shape making highly sexualized movies.
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And I just wonder if that bugged her husband.
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I'm just, I can't help but be curious.
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Oh, that's cool.
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Yeah.
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You know, she's, that's an SNM thing when she's on all fours drinking milk and
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the shower.
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Does she give any guy, you've seen more things than I have of her, which I do like.
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Look, she's great actress.
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Any BJs in the shower.
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Yes.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Mm-hmm.
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And so I have to set if all I'm Kate Abbott.
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And I'm like, what's on the docket today at WECK?
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She's like, just your basic.
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We got a couple of car scenes.
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We got a couple overhead shots with a drone and the day with a goblin goo in the shower.
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Come on.
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That is hard.
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Even though you're faking it, I think it's very hard to watch.
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That was in big little lies where the husband was there in Monterey and, you know, I think
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Reese Witherspoon was in.
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Yeah.
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It was a really cool series, but she had a husband who was violent with her.
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And then she would try to tame him down.
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So she was doing that activity in a shower and all night.
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I don't know, like, as long as you don't do a BJ scene from behind in a shower, or I
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can take it.
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Every script they sneak those in because bless her heart for being a good actress.
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She's sort of gay or anything.
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She's absolutely great.
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And it's kind of a, well, if you were in a marriage that was possibly iffy, it's not cheating.
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It's the closest thing you can do is like when you get, you take a movie where it's just
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like high fives.
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Yeah.
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The thing is, I guess there were there's 300 millions.
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You don't have to do that.
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You want to pay bills.
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So it is voluntary.
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He had said that, oh, I don't want to watch it.
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I have sex on a screen with a guy.
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Yeah, I just, I know it's an art form.
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I look at it as a piece of art, not her.
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And apparently that was the idea.
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Nick Swartz's fourth special is called fart form.
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Maybe that's what he was going for, art form.
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Nick Swartz and I think he and Sandler signed a deal at the sci-fi movie called Star
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Fart.
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And he's an astronaut with a gas problem.
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He's an astronaut with a gas problem.
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Oh, there you go.
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What?
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It's not so, by the way, don't worry, Sandler.
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He could be a movie star fart.
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He burns me on those group chats.
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And the group chats are funny because you get like Conan or someone that used to be
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on the tour or they've been on a couple of days here and there.
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And now everyone starts chirping in like a month later going, why am I hearing about where
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the car pickup is?
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Go fuck yourself, you guys.
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And then we're like, hey, look who it is.
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So Tim Meadows couldn't get off either.
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And he's like, guys, get me off this guy and they were like, no chance, dude.
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You're going to hear every breakfast call, every stupid question.
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Yeah, it just like everyone's thinking it becomes like a comedy competition.
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There's thinking and you're typing really fast to get yours in there.
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And then you look at it like a minute later, there's already 10 more jokes.
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And you go, my joke sucked.
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And then you start feeling bad.
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So I got out of it.
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Humiliation.
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Humiliation.
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Authentic.
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Authentic.
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But what a blast.
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I don't go back out for a while, but it's going to try it again.
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Okay, send more stories our way.
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Let me see.
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Bad funny.
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Funny.
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Oh, this will be all about the story.
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But he is announced as the Super Bowl halftime show, which he was happy.
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Yo, more.
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I know his name.
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I'm not familiar with his music.
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Can somebody Greg or Heather, are you tell me this is real?
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What is bad rabbit?
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Mm-hmm.
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There is Harry Potter.
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Oh, listen.
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Is it hip hop?
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Is it rap?
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Is it country?
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Is it pop?
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I think it's it's a.
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Yeah.
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What is it's rap?
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What would you describe?
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I don't think it's rap.
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Is it like Mark Anthony?
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Look at Greg just writes in Latin music.
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What if I get in there?
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Oh, Latin kind of.
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Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
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Now look, I did read this.
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I thought it was funny because a lot of people you want to have, you know, Eminem or you
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want to have these names Eminem from 20 or five years ago.
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These funny names Shibuze.
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Bbibbi and Bbibbi.
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Bad Bunny was good, but I did read an article about names.
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He was really seriously considering before he settled on bad bunny.
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One was cruel rat, but it had no pop to it, you know.
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I heard one was a misbehaving art bark.
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Yeah.
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There was another one.
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Well, good bunny was there for six months.
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He was good bunny.
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And he didn't sell anything.
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You know, first he was just a rabbit, rabbit man.
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Yeah.
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That's one of his days.
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A type of rabbit.
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Then sort of shoulder shrugger rabbit.
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He didn't know what to it ago.
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Yeah.
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And then he went bad.
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He did say day and out though he was mad about the ice situation.
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And he said, I'm not doing my tour in America at all this year.
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I will avoid America.
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Except for the Super Bowl.
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No, and then he got off of the Super Bowl a week later.
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And so that was the only controversy that he accepted that.
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I don't know his status, but Trump is out there.
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He might wait till he's in his second song, wait, okay, go get him.
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You know, in the Super Bowl stage, three hundred million.
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We'll see him.
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Jake it away.
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Yeah, just go get the get the backup dancers.
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Yeah.
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So does he come in here with a green card or where's it?
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Where's he from?
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I think he lives here.
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I think he lives in Miami.
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He did happy Gilmore.
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He played his caddy.
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And so his buddies are saying.
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I was a nice guy.
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Sam and Sam and bad man.
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Bad bunny actually is a good name.
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It comes off that you remember it.
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You know, David Spade.
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It's kind of like what?
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I'll tell you these NFL games because I play fantasy and stuff.
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I don't love the, I know that all businesses want to be bigger.
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But now there's so many NFL games.
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Forget that they're going to every other channel than the ones I paid for it.
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Now they're going to every channel that's their own game.
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And you got to join that.
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That already infuriates me.
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But I don't like international games because maybe not everything has to be worldwide.
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I mean, a small thing is you go buy a razor and you go, this place has a good razor.
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And then you go, oh, that's great.
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Someone's calling me and you go, this is great.
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And then the next time you see the place, they sell everything under the sun.
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You're like, just do the one thing you do right.
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But every company has to grow.
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So football, Berlin, Brazil, Ireland, and they're like at 6 a.m. in the morning.
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And I don't know when they're on.
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And you're like, oh, how can I wonder if the coach when he gives a pep talk?
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All right, good game, gentlemen.
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Next week we're in Dublin.
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And we got to kick some ass in Dublin.
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I mean, it doesn't seem like.
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Yeah, we leave America football.
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They're not, they go and they hand out like Steelers, Terrible Tells and unless you
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like, what to, they don't know what's going.
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Half of them don't know.
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You don't have your fans there.
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They're, it's not like a home game.
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So there's not like that.
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It's just people that they want.
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Just fill up the stadium so it looks full.
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I know. Well, at least they have.
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It's got jet lag and they're like, I mean, no, it wipes them out.
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And then I hear eventually they've run out of cities with stadiums and you guys.
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All right, next week we're going to play South of France.
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Going to play Pervance.
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We're going to be out in a woodsy field.
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Let's go team.
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They go on Bill Gates' boat, which does have a football field, luckily.
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All right.
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Yeah, I got a football field guy as you can get on my, my boat if you want to.
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It's, it's longer than Jeff Paisel's boat.
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That would be big.
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They all have fucking yachts, these billionaires, but I'm not mad.
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All right.
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Next, this one might get mad, whatever it is.
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Let's see.
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Hopefully it's a mad one.
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Kanye West adds president, like Kanye West adds president Trump.
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His ex-wife Kim and others to his betrayal list, as he reveals.
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He is a, oh, people who know, oh, his own kid isn't that.
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No person can fix LeBron James.
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Oh, these are the people that know person can fix.
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Oh, my God.
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Am I on this hold on?
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I'm fixed.
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I'm fixed.
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Harriet Tubman.
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He went deep.
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Harriet Tubman.
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She's been in the stars for curious George.
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Now that's what I've made this up.
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This is it.
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Is this AI?
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And it says just eight off at the end.
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No, I think I know who he means.
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Who's James Murray?
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I'd just like to be like a regular dude they got on here.
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Is it a door, man?
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Kid Cuddy.
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King Vaughan.
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Pusha.
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Is that Pusha T Heather?
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I don't know.
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Northwest is his daughter, right?
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Tied dollar sign.
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Why is it my name, David?
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If my name's Spade had a dollar sign in 7S, I swear to God, I think it would help things.
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We're definitely need nicknames.
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Eight off is what?
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Eight off just eight off.
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Eight off.
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Yeah, eight off just eight off.
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We know.
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He goes like this eight off.
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You know what to do.
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Uh oh, it's not Jason Strason looking at this.
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No, that's Eric the Midget on Stern.
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He was trying to put a head out on one.
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He goes, they go, what are you talking about?
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This guy backed out of a deal and he goes, they record him.
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Take care of it.
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Take care of when he goes.
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You know what to do.
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And everyone goes, are you trying to kill someone?
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Jesus.
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Look at my hair is glowing from behind again, Dan.
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I didn't see that shit.
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I know.
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What is that?
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We got a high marks on it last time.
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This is how this can cause they like this little feather thing back there because it looks
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like you have a little like you.
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Yeah, because I was having warbs floating around and we're fixing the lighting here.
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I don't know.
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I like the black background though.
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Oh, it's black.
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All right.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Next story.
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Got it rushing us right along.
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Gaming giant EA sports sold to Saudi based investment.
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55 billion.
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What has it made a leather?
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The guy wanted to buy it and then he had started hanging out with Kusner.
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Oh, Kusner.
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Jared Kushner is involved.
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Yeah.
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They kind of put this together.
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That's.
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I will say Saudi Arabia is sort of running the table lately.
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They've got sort of Brady out of retirement.
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They're just like normalizing Saudi Arabia.
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He's playing flag football.
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They pay him up the fucking ass.
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All the comics went over there and it's hard even get mad or go, oh, I have it.
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I think because then there's another one two days later.
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Then there's the boxing match I went to.
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I guess I'm guilty.
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And it's the same guy involved in all those.
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I don't know about this one, but Saudi Arabia's public.
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They have unlimited money.
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I mean, that's the way.
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Yeah.
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That's the thing you can always.
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Yeah, no one can compete with them.
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Yeah, no one gives a shit.
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They're like money, money, money, money.
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Yeah, luckily I hate money.
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Gerbets wants you to love money.
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They don't like money.
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I guess you don't like money.
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You don't like work.
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I guess you don't want to work.
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You don't work that because I guess you don't like money.
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These guys like money.
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Take you to go to Saudi Arabia to do stand up.
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You have five seconds.
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If Tom Brady says I'll run a few patterns with you before I just go there for free.
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If they got Tom Brady's going to play flag football, that it.
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Is that what they got him to do?
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What do they say?
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I didn't with fanatics and stuff, but I think they don't say,
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but I'm sure whatever you say, he'll go higher more than you think.
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Since we are global, I'm just going to make a quick, you know,
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hey, Saudi Arabia, Dana Carvey from San right live and stuff.
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Where you go?
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I would love to go there with David Spay.
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We co-headline in the desert.
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I'm sure we could do 60,000.
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And anyway, just call me Saudi Arabia.
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The one I was going to do was a 4,500 a cedar.
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I think that's where they put a lot of people that come over there.
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But I don't think my thing was a part of the festival.
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It was about two months ago.
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Just to get you to do a one-nighter in Saudi Arabia.
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Yeah, just to go to a gig.
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It's a haul unless they pay you.
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I think they're very, it was more than I get it for sure.
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But I think it's more like they want to just normalize everyone going there
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and everyone doing business there.
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So they're doing more and more and more and stuff.
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And people will just just get numb to it, of course.
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I mean, if you have a problem with them or not,
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it just sort of all washes away.
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Yeah, you get a fighter.
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You might get 10 million America.
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And there you get 100 million.
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And I don't know if they pay the tax.
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I think he gave Canelo 100 million to.
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I did get a call and it wasn't for me.
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It was for you.
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And what I heard on the phone was weird.
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It was like, can you get David Spade for me?
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We'd like to put him in small theater.
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And I go, I don't know how much money will that cost for David Spade
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to come to Saudi Arabia and do the funny thing he does.
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I go, I don't.
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Not sure.
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It's a lot of not sure what jokes would work over there.
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You know what I mean?
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I don't know if you just don't know.
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And also they do for sure give you a list
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because someone posted the list, the comics got at least,
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of what not to talk about.
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And the argument is a little bit like when you go
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somewhere you should talk about where you are,
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make fun of everything, make fun of whatever.
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You can't make fun of a lot of things over there.
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And you can't drink.
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You know some basics.
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I wonder if there's any women in the audience.
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Is that a real question?
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Would that be a real question or not?
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Yeah, I don't know the culture of that country.
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I don't know.
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I don't know the country in terms of what women are able to do.
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I think they can kind of drive maybe during the day
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or something now.
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I saw one where they have one eye, you know,
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they have, maybe it's called a perk of it.
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They have eyes, but they had one eye
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because they were punishing them saying,
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I like they had two eyes for a while and they go,
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you had it too good.
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I mean, what is it down to?
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I mean, I don't know where, if it's everywhere there,
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I don't know enough.
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I'm just saying wherever that is, that's a drag.
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The only upside, and I'm for freedom for women.
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And so the only upside is you have a uniform.
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You just wear it, you got the hebeave and the beam
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or whatever it's called, you know, and that's it.
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So fashion looks like a folded umbrella.
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You know, like when they go like that.
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Yeah, it's just sort of slightly beekeeper motif,
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but yeah, that's what you like.
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It's not for me.
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I don't like it.
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I like these light shirts.
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Yeah, I got this and then I'll get it.
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And black t-shirts.
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Okay, let's do another one.
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Let's see where we're going here.
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Chinese made bone glue fixes fractures
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in just three minutes with one injection.
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Ooh.
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Hmm.
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Oh, I can throw in my Viagra.
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I figured there'd be some kind of sexual joke
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with bone glue.
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Well, bone glues that I call my ag.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Well, I think and do this.
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Like, let's say you go break your hand,
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like they show there and you go in and they just go
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and then it kind of like guerrilla glues, that's great.
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I don't know.
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I cracked my ankle once doing
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that Adam Sandler movie actually.
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Yeah.
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Where's your bone glue?
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I had to wear a boot for a little bit.
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Oh, yeah, which one was it?
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Was it ridiculous six?
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Oh, no, no.
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It was before that.
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I think it was, I think it was probably
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little Nikki.
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Little Nikki, yeah.
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I think so.
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Hey.
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I'm from the South, the Deep South.
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I just, I, I, I did something on the day.
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Dana Carvich, she'll let you like it.
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And he asked me, can we use that?
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And I played a ref.
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Who had a high pitch voice?
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My you guys, look at it,
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Eddie, guys.
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You know, that's funny.
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It is.
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Look it up, kids.
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Oh, here's another story.
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It might not be in there.
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I was just looking, maybe you can look it up.
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They have an AI actor now an actress who has a agent.
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Tillie Norwood and they're trying to get her an agent,
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her.
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And no, all of us actors, you included, no, you're not.
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I'm included.
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You have to.
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Adding our, um, not discussed, but just saying, hey,
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if an agency signs an AI actress, it's pretty much over.
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Would Gervits ever say to an AI actress?
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I guess she does.
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Don't like work.
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You know, I like about you.
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You like money and you like to work.
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You don't complain about flights because you're on a computer.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Meet Tillie Norwood, the AI actress.
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There she is drawing back.
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She is cute.
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I bet she's nice.
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By the way, she looks like a lot of actresses.
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Like just get an actress.
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That's a real person.
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I don't want to see a movie that's AI.
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I don't care.
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I don't want to see it.
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It's not real people.
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You won't know it.
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You won't know it.
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It'll just, you'll hear it.
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I know, but no, I will.
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How would you couldn't spot it?
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Because I know everything.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it's getting too good.
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It's really, you know, the main thing is
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they're not going to replace comedians anytime soon.
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I don't think that's the toughest one.
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Now it jokes like Hershey.
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That sounds sweet.
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That was started the podcast.
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Yeah, that was one of my finest moments.
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You could sell that in the open comedy more.
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I might have long COVID now.
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If my energy seems a little low, I'm totally past it,
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but I'm a little spacey.
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How do you know when you have long COVID?
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You sound fine.
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And you, you seem like you're acting fine.
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No, just energy.
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I was a little beat up last week after my
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I'll be packed back some Chicago.
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Such a road hog lately.
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I can't stand it.
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Well, you can't, you can't get enough.
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Don't stop till you get enough.
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I do.
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It's just so I can break even.
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That's the funniest part.
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It's like, you gotta do a lot of dates.
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I'm blowing money on it.
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But you can't fix me.
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Not fixable.
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All right, let's do one more.
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Now we'll get it.
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One more.
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One more.
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This is it.
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In more movie news, John Malkovich movie was made in 2015,
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but they won't show it until 2115.
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A hundred years, we gotta wait for the stupid shit.
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Written by Malkovich.
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No, it's Robert Rodriguez.
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Who's a real filmmaker, really?
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Is it a waste of time, Dana Go?
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No, I think it's a clever PR thing
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because now everyone's gonna try to see it.
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We should really record a special podcast,
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just you and me and say it won't be released
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until the year 2910.
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Yeah.
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And see if people know what?
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Like you bury it in a tree like we did.
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What was that called?
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Time capsule.
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I did that to the grade.
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Time capsule.
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Yeah.
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I was in cancer in Arizona and I put it.
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My addition to it was yo-yo or something.
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Something where if you dug it up today,
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this far later everyone would be like worthless.
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Silly putty.
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Duncan and Ariel.
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I know.
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Yeah.
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They're like slinky.
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Remember, we used to have pencils?
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Hey man, I watched last night all the presidents, men and men.
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You did?
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It's great.
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I mean, I watched some of these.
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That's such a cool one.
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What do you like better that or butch and sundance
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for Redford Go?
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I think he was awfully freaking good
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in all the presidents, men.
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I mean, he must have loved it.
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They, you know, on the big screen,
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they had him just full close up and all these papers.
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And I really got into how this time, how much they had to play
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act, Dustin Hoffman's, you know, Woodward and Bernstein
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to get people to talk.
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So they say, they say, between each other?
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Yeah, because people were so scared to talk about the scandal
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with Nixon so they'd go, what is P?
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And they go, I can't say.
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And then Redford's character says, okay, you say what is P?
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And I say, hey, we know that's Peter Center, whatever.
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Yeah, we already know that.
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Oh, so then that goes about you know that.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And no word processes, old fashioned type writers.
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It was very cool.
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Which cast the sundance came was mostly Paul Newman's movie
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in a way.
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What about the stage?
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I think it could.
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Never was a super fan of it.
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I saw it.
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I haven't revisited it.
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Have you?
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Whoa, well, it was a little fanciful.
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Don't know that.
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Can you hum the theme?
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Oh, don't whistle.
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People get mad.
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Do it over here.
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No, you're doing it into the mic.
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People get mad.
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Yeah, going to the other room.
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piano.
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Something like that.
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There we go.
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Okay, so I did see a movie.
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This is the last thing I'll say.
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I saw a movie on the flight home black bag.
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Did you see it?
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It was pretty good.
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Never heard of it.
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Kind of a suspensey, not even thriller,
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just sort of mystery intriguing spy thing.
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Kate Blanchett, my celebrity crush, wasn't it?
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She's awfully good.
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On the ground.
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Weapons, and we already talked about that.
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No, but they were backstage.
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Everyone liked it.
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I saw it a second time.
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I had little different issues with it, but it's still great.
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Great movie.
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Yeah, but I don't want the jump scares,
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but I want to see it.
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It's like I talked to you about it.
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See it.
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See it and shut up.
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Shut up.
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Okay, well, I think this is one of the best ever.
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And top 100 for sure.
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We've done probably 200 of these.
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I don't want to go back.
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So we'll read a few of your comments next week,
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but not only the mean ones, we're either good ones.
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Yeah, we're going to have what they call fan engagement.
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So we love people have thought full things to say about it.
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Sometimes that's nice.
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All right, Dana, I'm going to let you go
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just if you could just wait while I leave again.
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Just keep your laptop open so it uploads properly.
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That's what we really do.
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Okay, thanks guys.
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See you next week.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye, fly.
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