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Justin Martin Wrestles with Phil's Advice on Fatherhood
In this episode of the Ducco Rampage, Justin Martin and his guests, Clay and Heath, dive into the joys and challenges of fatherhood while sharing humorous anecdotes about Halloween and family life. Th...
Justin Martin Wrestles with Phil's Advice on Fatherhood
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Yeah.
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Are we just going to try this?
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Try what?
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This podcast.
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Oh, I don't know what we were doing.
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Oh.
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Oh, are we not?
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I don't know.
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All right.
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Welcome back to the Ducco Rampage and gentlemen.
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Now we're doing it.
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See, we've done our little, I don't even
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know what you call it, planning session maybe.
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We really didn't talk about anything.
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But we have planning sessions.
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Yeah, sure.
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That's what I call the first 10 minutes when we get in here.
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Try to figure out what everybody's up to.
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But as you'll notice, we are silas.
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Mary, not less, not silas, silas.
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He's in Texas, deer hunting.
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So and we found that out at 10 o'clock last night.
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And PM last night.
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Which game is time to scramble?
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Then we ended up with clay and heath.
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So both have been on here, right?
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Yes.
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Right.
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I know clay has because returning we got we got ripped for weight
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in 17 minutes to introduce him.
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He was just some beautiful haired man.
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So the question then is who's the replacement?
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Oh, that is the question.
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I don't think he can.
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Of side?
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No, no, no, no, not the replacement.
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You are.
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But who's the latest guy?
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You know, who got called last?
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And I bet that was probably me.
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Oh, no, no.
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I think you were in with that.
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Oh, and then he's happened to be sitting on my couch.
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Yeah.
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Whenever he was last night when we found out that
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that was in here and I was like,
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so then he would be silas replaced.
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Were y'all watching football?
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Or were we watching video game?
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We were watching football and mainly activities.
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Football and smorse.
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Oh, there we go.
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We're doing smores on the couch.
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They have outside couch.
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Outside couch.
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Man, you got money.
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You know, people got out there.
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I'm sure.
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I got a question as that.
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I mean, the kids were involved.
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So it made sense that we were doing
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10 o'clock in the night.
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It wasn't just the two of us.
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It was quite early.
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Well, I felt like 10 o'clock because a stupid time change.
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But I don't think I can go down that road today.
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Why not?
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It hurts my soul.
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You don't like closing the honey hole in the dark?
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I let's stop.
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You don't like walking out of work.
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Because I like politicians who keep their promises.
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And I'm just going to leave it at that.
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Oh, you know, I was told that was that was not happening again.
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Every year they tell me and every year I get excited.
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If you're out there and you're thinking about running for office,
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I will vote for you on that one thing alone.
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Yeah, forget all your other principles.
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Don't care.
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Throw them out the window.
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But that's on you that you keep voting on it
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and they keep lying to you.
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Yeah, the problem is is I don't even care
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which one they pick.
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Just pick one.
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That is incorrect.
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There's only one correct answer.
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I do like being, I do like the afternoons
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because like me and the boys have been going to pin oak
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every afternoon.
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I get them.
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They're like, go camp, go camp, go camp.
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Well, now we get over, I get back home
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and I still got two hours till they're bedtime.
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And it used to be an hour, right?
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We get home, we eat dinner, we take a bath
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and we were in the bed.
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Now it's like, what do we do now?
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It's pitch black dark outside.
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And it finally got a little cool here.
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So, you know, it's, it's, it's,
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be kind of, I don't know.
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It is the fall officially.
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Speaking of those boys.
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Yeah, what about them?
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Ah, how they, do you let them stay up on Halloween?
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No, they were in bed, they were.
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Them kids got a better like 7, 15.
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Oh, come on now.
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Oh yeah.
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When did you start trick or treat?
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Because I saw the pick.
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Oh, we were, well in the daylight.
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We were the daylight trick or treaters
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with worship music playing on turtle boxes.
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We were going down the,
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did you see the boys?
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Oh, they were, they were little duck, little green heads,
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little malleer drinks.
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Yeah.
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That's after I gave them a malleer hand duck calls.
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So, they didn't know.
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Ah, okay.
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But I got tired of what the duck say.
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And they were going quacks.
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I was like, no, you blow the duck call.
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Like when somebody looks at you,
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what does the duck say?
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You just blow the duck calls.
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I finally got them trained on that.
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So you and mom dressed up as hunters though, right?
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Allegedly.
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Allegedly.
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I just wore workloads.
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Oh.
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Oh, so I'll say this.
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Well, your boys were adorable.
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Yeah.
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And then as it turns out, we had friend,
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currently in his crew come over, not planned,
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also to camouflage that oats with one little baby duck.
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Oh, really?
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And a dog.
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So it was like,
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it's very popular costume.
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I'm not going to say your neighborhood's name,
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but I'll do it.
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You can say it.
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No, it was trick or treat was fine.
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Yeah, we took for all the people
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that have the nasty comments about Christians
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and participate in Halloween.
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We were playing worship music going down the trick or treat.
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And so we were out there sharing the love of Jesus
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while we were, you know,
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but I do have to work on my kids' evaluation
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of candy buckets, because they brought back some trash.
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Oh, they were just taking whatever was coming.
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Oh, they just brought back the prettiest package.
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Yep.
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And I'm like, man, y'all, but they don't eat candy,
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because Brittany won't give them any candy.
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The only candy they get is from this guy.
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I was gonna say they don't eat candy.
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They eat powdered doughnut.
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They eat famous Amos cookies.
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He's their own the counter at the candy.
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If you use some, you won't get out.
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A powder sugar donut sees boys can put down.
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Yeah, it is.
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It is unbelievable.
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Unboy, I don't buy them.
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It's not a donut.
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I actually don't, which is what's funny.
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Oh, they do.
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You're like the, you're holding.
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I don't, I know.
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I look like this and I don't like powdered doughnut.
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And you're like the king of gas station.
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Uh huh.
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I don't eat them.
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I don't eat them.
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And that's, that's where you draw.
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That's right.
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They are very unhealthy.
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No, I just don't like the way that they're like
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sloppestoppers.
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As soon as you put them in your mouth,
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you're, you're begging for something to drink.
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Like all that sugar goes everywhere.
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And they make a mess.
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They get it.
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You can't hide, you can't hide the fact
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that you had that on the way home if you wanted to.
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Like if you were in some kind of a counter.
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We're not teaching Jackson to hide his addiction to powdered sugar.
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No, I don't care.
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I'll let him.
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I'll let him thrive in it.
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It is all over it.
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I don't know how hiding the fact that you had a powdered host
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is donut.
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Yeah.
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In Wailing, he wants the famous Amos.
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Yeah.
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So we open both.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Yeah, you go look on the dash of the side by side
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down there.
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Now there's open packages of their snacks.
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Sit in all of them.
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Everywhere.
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Yeah, it's, it's crazy.
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So, um,
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well, you want to know what one of my favorite parts of the fall
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has been?
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What?
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Uh, when you walk into Academy, have you been to the Academy here?
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Uh, not it's a local store.
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I think they sell hunting and maybe fishing stuff,
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but they're cool store even I go there.
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And when you walk in the door, there's this giant poster of a guy
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with a really tiny leg of a guy with really great hair and legs.
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Look at his tiny legs.
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This guy.
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Clay, when did you become a part time model?
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When he started hanging around me, say you hang out with Martin too much
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and your leg shrink and he, he just put you down to whatever
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side you want.
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That's the first thing you see when you walk in West Monroe's Academy.
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Pretty much all.
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That's pretty much all of them.
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I had no idea, but I'm getting calls from South Carolina and
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pretty much all.
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Yeah.
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Okay, well, me, we went to buy some baseball stuff and I'm going to
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just play this video because this was what my son immediately said.
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Uh, what, what did you just ask me?
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Is that side?
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Is that side?
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No, that's clay.
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Oh, he thought that was like a young,
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sigh robber said.
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So maybe you are the replacement.
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I have been called a crazy arc.
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Yeah.
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There you go.
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But I, I've laughed very hard every time I go in that store thinking
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that a child thought you were sitting.
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My favorite part is.
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Sifically mine.
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It's the tiny leg.
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I mean, it's always my favorite part.
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I didn't realize those were legs.
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I mean, they're so small.
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And for folks at home, he has very normal sized legs.
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Not compared to the picture and the, how tall are you?
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I'm six, four.
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Yeah.
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Six, two.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, no or five, whatever.
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I'm not a tiny compared to y'all.
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Y'all are all huge, but not that tiny, but you're not.
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I know that tiny.
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I'm six foot tall, but I'm looking up to really got to work on your calves.
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I've got a jump rope.
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Somebody's, somebody's hips leg.
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That's all I'm saying.
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Yeah.
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That's all I'm getting.
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Oh, man.
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You can get on Heath's workout plan.
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It's up.
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Come on.
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Let's do it.
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Uh-oh.
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It hurts.
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I need to hear about this.
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So he's an old man now.
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My best friend is 50.
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I am.
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Wait, wait, what year?
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75?
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75.
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What day?
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August.
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He's young, January 30th.
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Okay.
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So he's an old man.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Well, both of our best friends older than that much older than us.
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That's a weird thing that we've done.
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Yeah.
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Because we're old souls.
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Our other best friend is 78 and he just got on new teeth.
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Yeah.
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I found that I have a great friend.
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I found that I don't do well with peers.
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I'll just be honest.
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Like if we're with with with plus or minus two or three years, I'm not in a good spot.
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Like it's just not we don't do us either much older or much younger.
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I love kids like club girls.
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Even four year old, three year olds.
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I got a couple of them.
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That's fine.
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Like we get along well.
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But outside of that, the closer we get to be in a peer, the more I struggle.
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I don't know what it is.
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I don't.
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I have no idea.
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But well, yesterday I'm processing this right now.
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I'm sitting here going, I'm 10 years older, right?
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But does that mean that I'm that much less mature or he needed the maturity in his life?
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Well, that's it.
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So the problem is, is your best friend and your wife are both 40.
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That's the problem.
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That means that I like, I'm immature.
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That's what it is.
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Because if they're old souls, what does that make us immature?
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I guess.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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All your friends are really scraping the bottom of the barrel.
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Yeah.
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As the leader of the pack.
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Absolutely.
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I'm saying we're all young and stupid and you're 50.
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I know.
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I didn't realize this about myself until now.
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Well, sometimes you want to be the smartest guy in the group.
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Exactly.
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Well, you got that.
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Yeah.
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No more.
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Yeah.
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But yesterday, me and Heath were about to watch Saints game, which is obviously going
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to be a good time.
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Yeah.
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And as we had like 15 minutes ago, let's just run a mile to end it because it's the
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one thing I can beat.
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Heath.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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We've never, as our friendship has progressed, we've never said, hey, let's run a mile
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to end the day.
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Well, he'd already had me live in very heavy weights.
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No, we always argue about who's going to walk and get to Ranger.
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Or the guy was talking.
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Well, I am walking.
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If I walk, I'm leaving.
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When I get there, I'm leaving.
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I'm not turning around and coming back and get you.
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It's who's less injured at the time.
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Yeah.
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How do you feel right now?
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How are your knees?
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Yeah.
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So my whole body hurts because I've been lifting all the heats, very heavy weights,
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trying not to go down too much because it's embarrassing.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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It was.
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But that's true.
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No.
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You did it every time you changed plates, though, you get a breather.
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That's right.
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I'll be afraid to go down.
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So then I'm like, we're going to run and I'm going to whoop in.
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We're running, starting strong.
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It was a jog.
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We started with a jog.
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It's a jog.
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And I can tell, my old 50s catching up, we get to the end and I'm like, I'm about to
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just leave him.
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I knew he was doing this.
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I could sense it coming.
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Damn bagging.
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Yeah.
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And I'm, I'm breathed.
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I'm singing while we're running, trying to prove a point, being that guy.
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Yeah.
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And then there's this thing in old men where they cannot let you win.
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Can't do it.
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Oh, yeah.
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Can't do it.
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And I start sprinting and his big clunky feet are just right at me.
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I'm like, well, he slowed down.
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Then I realized I'm about to fall over and puke.
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And he's going to die before he lets me win.
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I will die before I stop.
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So I stopped and he built me.
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So a 50 year old man is in way better shape than me and I'm sad about it.
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It's a good time.
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That's fine.
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You should be sad about it.
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You should say good for him.
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Good for you.
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But give yourself into a spider.
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I wanted one thing to beat him at.
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No, no.
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Keep him coming back.
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Get him jump rope and you can beat him there.
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That's because he blew out his Achilles.
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See, it's too easy to even know that.
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But there you go.
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That's an easy win.
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Uh, yeah.
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The day man and him start racing each other on a one mile run.
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It's going terribly wrong.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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It was one of the look behind us.
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But y'all started shooting with every space.
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You would need to tell him about duckstamp.com and I would have to tell him about it.
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Absolutely.
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That's exactly right.
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Hey, did you got your duck stamp yet?
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I don't, but tell me about it.
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Where I could go if I wanted to get one.
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You go to duckstamp.com and it's right there on your phone.
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Martin can pull up his duck stamp in .2 seconds flat.
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Watch this.
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Boom.
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That was a little longer than .5 seconds.
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But it is there.
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I'd accidentally double tap.
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So I had to go back.
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There it is.
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Get your duck stamp.
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It's a duck stamp.
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It's super easy and digital now.
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Clay, you got a lot of people coming to your camp.
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So you're going to need that handy.
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And it's the first year I did it.
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That's why I always love buying the duck stamp.
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At the post office because you actually get the physical copy.
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But they actually mail it to you.
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They just wait till after season so that you can't do people.
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I won't get it on whatever you decide to get to.
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And I love it.
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You know what the best part of my morning routine is?
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What?
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I have no idea.
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What is it?
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You're just an eclectic man.
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No, not hair.
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A centric.
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A centric.
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That eclectic means something different.
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I don't know, but always, always describing his centric.
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I love it.
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I mean, you got the locks.
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You got the pearls.
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You got it all.
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The goatee.
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Yeah.
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The props.
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He's got so.
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He's got so much stuff.
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It's, I would have brought you props.
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I got props.
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The reason he knows where this is is because he just cleaned out his hat.
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Oh, y'all.
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And the reason I just cleaned up my house and I will tell you, it's because I, Sunday morning,
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I go out, I have my obligatory first cup of coffee and I'm sitting by myself obligatory.
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A obligatory.
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Yeah, it's okay.
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I'm used to changing a guy's look.
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I love it, see.
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I was a little more like soft.
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But anyway.
spk_0
That was a obligatory, obligatory, obligatory, a rucker statement too.
spk_0
I had an amendment.
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I love it.
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And so I'm drinking my coffee and as fast as it goes, a little gray dash through, through
spk_0
my living room.
spk_0
Oh, yeah.
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Mouth.
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We know what that is.
spk_0
Yep.
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Yeah.
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It's over.
spk_0
What's wrong with that?
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I don't even I said, when it gets cold outside, they come inside.
spk_0
They ain't trying to be cold.
spk_0
Say a mouse running through your living room.
spk_0
Yeah, negative.
spk_0
Not going to happen.
spk_0
Yeah.
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Do you know how many lizards live in my kitchen?
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I'm fine with lizard.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
I'm with geckos.
spk_0
I'm fine with millions.
spk_0
No, I'm fine with all those zero.
spk_0
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Thank you.
spk_0
Yep.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
No.
spk_0
And so you just cleaned out your whole house.
spk_0
Pretty much.
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I can tell you this.
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The downstairs is for sure.
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Crystal cleanup.
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Cleaning the garage.
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No mouse.
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No mouse home.
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No mouse.
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No mouse.
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No mouse.
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I don't want no mouse in my mouth.
spk_0
Yeah.
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I would scream.
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Right.
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No mouse.
spk_0
No, it was brutal.
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Martin would pick it up by his hands and release it back into the wild.
spk_0
I would.
spk_0
I would beat it senseless with a very long broom.
spk_0
It's not his, sir.
spk_0
Let's say why Martin the mouse is fall.
spk_0
Then whose fault is it?
spk_0
I think I got to learn Martin.
spk_0
I don't know.
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I do.
spk_0
I hope build the house.
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We have foam walls.
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We have everything sealed.
spk_0
I have no idea how he got in.
spk_0
Which means I don't think he can get out.
spk_0
Oh, he can get out.
spk_0
Oh, no.
spk_0
Trust me.
spk_0
If you can get in, you can get out.
spk_0
Yeah, he can get out.
spk_0
Unless it's Angola.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
He may have just been running supplies.
spk_0
He may have just been on a supply run.
spk_0
Like, I'm coming and get some nuts.
spk_0
Take back to my family.
spk_0
He came out from under the couch.
spk_0
And so I had to immediately look there.
spk_0
Have you not seen every break in movie, ever?
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All the, all the burglars get under the couch.
spk_0
Oh, the lead trouble pass.
spk_0
And then there they go.
spk_0
So do you name your mice?
spk_0
Like you name your, I did not name the beaver.
spk_0
You name the beaver.
spk_0
The boys name the beaver.
spk_0
I don't know what they're talking about.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
And you feel me, I need some context here.
spk_0
spk_0
I see my, like a job.
spk_0
Don't know what you're talking about.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
If you've seen my Instagram, we've had, so we're trying to move water for ducks, right?
spk_0
Right.
spk_0
Like, let's back up context.
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Phil Robertson known for side Robertson known for and killing beavers.
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Beavers.
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Yes.
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Beavers.
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That's the third one.
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Season one duck.
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True.
spk_0
Go watch.
spk_0
What is Uncle Sia doing with the?
spk_0
The greatest problem known to a duck hunter.
spk_0
A duck.
spk_0
Thank you.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
All right.
spk_0
So we have a beaver.
spk_0
Mm-hmm.
spk_0
One male at the camp right now.
spk_0
Young male trying to establish a maternity.
spk_0
What's wrong with that?
spk_0
He's blocking the water.
spk_0
This is, we're coming up on duck season.
spk_0
He's blocking up the water to go into the duck land.
spk_0
Well, say the problem.
spk_0
The boys are all into polypatrol and rubble and crew.
spk_0
So on there, that's two shows.
spk_0
Sorry.
spk_0
That's what it's called.
spk_0
Heads kids are all in college.
spk_0
Yeah, I can draw.
spk_0
Sorry.
spk_0
I have that too, but also have a five year old.
spk_0
On those two shows, they have a beaver that is a nuisance, but they just call him crunchy.
spk_0
So when I said we got to unstop the pipe, that the beaver, they started calling it crunchy.
spk_0
Oh, and now you can't kill him.
spk_0
Oh, I can't shoot something with my kid.
spk_0
I have no problem shooting him, but when we saw him, he's been there.
spk_0
He's been.
spk_0
And they won't.
spk_0
He can shoot something.
spk_0
They've never named a dove.
spk_0
spk_0
You can't name something with a name.
spk_0
Why not kill something from the name?
spk_0
Some people with a, yeah.
spk_0
And when I saw him, I said, Oh, there's the beaver.
spk_0
And they said, Oh, we want to see crunchy.
spk_0
I can't just.
spk_0
Oh, that would not have been the best life lesson ever.
spk_0
That would have been tears.
spk_0
No, they want to put crunchy and jail.
spk_0
Because he's being bad.
spk_0
My papo had a taxidermy beaver at his house when I was going up.
spk_0
You could have shot him, taken him to the goose, waited six to eight weeks.
spk_0
I can't do it.
spk_0
Permanent.
spk_0
Put him in your living room.
spk_0
I can't do it, man.
spk_0
I couldn't do it.
spk_0
Not with him, naming the beaver.
spk_0
I couldn't do it.
spk_0
He's killed.
spk_0
I could not do it.
spk_0
What would Phil Roberts and say right now?
spk_0
He was laughing probably as soon as they named the beaver.
spk_0
Because he knew.
spk_0
And you know, I'm not going to say Phil wasn't necessarily a gentle parent.
spk_0
Anyway, so Phil would have taken the opportunity to shoot said beaver.
spk_0
And then go grab its genitalia and talk to a three year old about.
spk_0
Let's hear Jason.
spk_0
You want to say here, this is where little beavers go.
spk_0
Keep that little beaver and you pocket and you won't have to worry about it.
spk_0
You know, so like I don't know that parenting 101 is should be consulted from Phil on everything.
spk_0
That's a good one.
spk_0
Well, that's the reason Jason's way.
spk_0
But I will have this land management 101.
spk_0
Yeah, but how does you like every beaver?
spk_0
No.
spk_0
Not crunchy.
spk_0
Not crunchy.
spk_0
Not with the kids.
spk_0
If I go back there right now and there's crunchy, I will shoot him.
spk_0
And then we will magically never find crunchy when we go back down there.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
So there's a plan.
spk_0
It's just the kids on the road.
spk_0
I just can't be.
spk_0
Yeah, I can't let them watch me shoot crunchy.
spk_0
So you came yesterday without the boys to go to go back with the boys.
spk_0
They wanted to go see crunchy's pie.
spk_0
So we went and saw her.
spk_0
Are you seeing what's happening?
spk_0
The first thing they said this morning, intimate relationship with crunchy the beaver.
spk_0
And it's killing me here.
spk_0
Well, the first thing this morning, they won't go to the next place.
spk_0
He's a cool beaver, man.
spk_0
Crunchy.
spk_0
Oh, there it is.
spk_0
I may get him mounted because now there's a story.
spk_0
But you know, I may bring crunchy home one day under my arm.
spk_0
And it may be the I may be the dad of the year.
spk_0
I don't know.
spk_0
I will pitch in a hundred bucks to the taxidermy of crunchy.
spk_0
You have my word.
spk_0
I will pay for it.
spk_0
Oh, no, but I'm going in my 100 right now.
spk_0
Because if you don't know how much a beaver mount call it's a rule.
spk_0
It's a rule.
spk_0
People get out of here.
spk_0
There's my $100.
spk_0
It's way cheaper to pay the taxidermy.
spk_0
Make crunchy go away and to pay the excavator to come keep digging the pie out.
spk_0
That's the difference between me and Clay.
spk_0
I would have to like then mo you or find some money.
spk_0
Find my shoe box.
spk_0
Clay just pulled it out.
spk_0
That's why you have an older friend.
spk_0
There you go.
spk_0
We still believe in cash.
spk_0
Wisdom.
spk_0
Absolutely.
spk_0
That's why he's here.
spk_0
Did you know the grocery store yet?
spk_0
Huh?
spk_0
I'm going.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
But you have cash on you.
spk_0
Absolutely.
spk_0
See?
spk_0
He eats all the way here from Georgia because he's a stand up comedian doing a little bit
spk_0
tonight for a church.
spk_0
Really?
spk_0
Tell me about this.
spk_0
Yes.
spk_0
Yes.
spk_0
Can I mention the church by the Christ church here in Westminster?
spk_0
I'll do a little volunteer appreciation down at the Westminster Oconvention Center.
spk_0
He's a stand up comedian that does commercials with Pete Manning.
spk_0
What's your best friend do?
spk_0
Hey.
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I'm in a academy.
spk_0
I mean, we're just fellow musicians here.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
They're both paid actors.
spk_0
We're the same.
spk_0
We're the same.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
They're both right where you want to be.
spk_0
Well, that was fun.
spk_0
All of the fun.
spk_0
None of the responsibility.
spk_0
Oh, yeah.
spk_0
Yes.
spk_0
Absolutely.
spk_0
I do want to know if anybody was watching this.
spk_0
I've seen that guy somewhere.
spk_0
And then they said, that's the guy that makes fun of paid Manning in a Nestle told House
spk_0
commercial.
spk_0
That's it.
spk_0
Or they could say, I mean, they could say, most of ours are probably still watching that
spk_0
we're on the Duck Commander cruise.
spk_0
That's the guy that hosted us for a week at sea.
spk_0
Oh, yeah.
spk_0
If you were on the Duck Commander cruise, I was your host on either of them.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
That was a good time.
spk_0
I was thinking about when you got those beads in your hair.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Then they tried to beat me out of like $300.
spk_0
Oh, yeah.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
I got three of them.
spk_0
I had a little hair at the end.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
There was more to work with.
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spk_0
Now, granted, I will say most of them were from ear down.
spk_0
He's a lot of product.
spk_0
They were in the back.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Exactly.
spk_0
Wait till I tell you about this one.
spk_0
I mean, it was so duck it.
spk_0
Check it out.
spk_0
Oh, you had to go back and do it, though.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
spk_0
I'd have to go back in time before my head turned into Mars.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
You know, just little pockets of water every now and then.
spk_0
The, um, no.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
I got, I stopped at the little tourist trap and I thought braided hair on me would be funny.
spk_0
It was.
spk_0
And it was funny.
spk_0
You have no idea how bad that crap hurts.
spk_0
I've never.
spk_0
They pulled my scalp so tight, which I have a lot of head.
spk_0
So I was eight up here.
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I couldn't, I couldn't take it.
spk_0
I was like, Brittany cut these things out.
spk_0
But I don't, I cut my hair cut.
spk_0
Just get this out of my.
spk_0
On the cruise.
spk_0
Yes.
spk_0
I had such a bad headache.
spk_0
It was like the shortest live braid job ever.
spk_0
So because they had pulled the, they had the head.
spk_0
They had my, they had my seven strands of hair on top so tight.
spk_0
Like you, I swear you could have played a guitar on them.
spk_0
Like it, it hurts so bad.
spk_0
So then when I, when I said you were on a duck down as she cruise.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
And that took a lot of auction.
spk_0
And those, it took hours.
spk_0
And he was on stage with the beads for 10 minutes.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
And that was like nice out that it, I mean, I had such a bad headache.
spk_0
It was.
spk_0
I know.
spk_0
I, my hats off to people that wear that every day.
spk_0
I don't know how they do it.
spk_0
I've never done anything with my hair except sometimes I want to.
spk_0
If you end up on a cruise ship.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
All right.
spk_0
Right.
spk_0
No, you'd have been there for 12 days.
spk_0
It was much harder to you.
spk_0
There's no way you could have.
spk_0
Oh, yeah.
spk_0
What's the good one?
spk_0
It takes me a long time.
spk_0
Just get a haircut.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
We swatted and go for, you know, 15 years.
spk_0
You could have braided your beard.
spk_0
Your beard's even thick.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
I got a lot.
spk_0
And I got a lot going on.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Hair is not all to work with.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
But it's only about, although I'm going to open up about something that's been bothering me
spk_0
again.
spk_0
I've been doing this lately on the podcast.
spk_0
I'm getting these weird new hairs on my shoulders.
spk_0
Oh, that's fine.
spk_0
They eventually feel, you know?
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
I'm just, y'all are older than me.
spk_0
I, you know, I wear a lot of basketball jerseys around the house.
spk_0
It's kind of, they're comfortable to me.
spk_0
And I'm looking down on my, you're about five years away from that being hairs to hamburger
spk_0
meat back here hanging out the side of your jerseys.
spk_0
Yeah, it's just, it's a lot of like weird, long, black.
spk_0
And I'm like, I don't think I like this.
spk_0
But I'm, it's like they show up fully grown.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Like yesterday you had no hair today.
spk_0
It's two inches long.
spk_0
Uh-huh.
spk_0
It's weird.
spk_0
And there's like a dozen of them.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
You're one step away from adding a gold chain to your repertoire.
spk_0
Oh, that's right.
spk_0
Gold chain and back hamburger meat.
spk_0
Ah.
spk_0
The tail is old as time.
spk_0
36 is weird.
spk_0
Everything is just getting more expensive by the year.
spk_0
Oh.
spk_0
I ain't no doubt about it.
spk_0
I don't know what I'm talking about.
spk_0
Oh, yeah, especially for duck hunting.
spk_0
Is it in duck hunting too?
spk_0
Oh, shale's going up decoys going up, waiters.
spk_0
I mean, all the thing.
spk_0
You name it.
spk_0
It's going up.
spk_0
But you know what's not more expensive.
spk_0
And it's arguably easier to find.
spk_0
That's the duck stamp because you can head to duckstamp.com and get the all new digital duck stamp.
spk_0
I knew the answer and you didn't let me answer.
spk_0
Well, it's because it was a rhetorical question.
spk_0
And we can't wait to tell you where to get your duck stamp.
spk_0
Yes, that's duckstamp.com slash duck.
spk_0
You'll get it to the best $25 you can spend.
spk_0
You'll spend more than that on just to tank a gas getting to the duck call.
spk_0
Ducco and look, you're going to spend more than that in snacks too.
spk_0
So don't let the one technicality keep you from going duck hunting.
spk_0
Come up, open them more and look.
spk_0
Think of it this way.
spk_0
One stamp protects the land, the ducks and your whole season.
spk_0
Not a bad trade for the price of a box of shells.
spk_0
And we want all this land to be here for our youth.
spk_0
So that's all 98% of the money from the duck stamp goes straight back into conservation.
spk_0
We fund our own sport, which is really cool.
spk_0
And you know, I want my kids to be able to enjoy it.
spk_0
You know the drill duck stamp.com slash duck.
spk_0
It only takes two minutes.
spk_0
So let's get it done.
spk_0
That's duck stamp.com slash duck.
spk_0
I had duck.
spk_0
I just started back at the barber and then I invited Si with me.
spk_0
And I get it.
spk_0
Si, me and Si are going to get a haircut on Wednesday.
spk_0
And I have to, you know, text the walk a shame like, hey, I can't make it on Wednesday because he's in a different state.
spk_0
I didn't know it.
spk_0
I thought they were going to like charge me.
spk_0
I decided.
spk_0
But they didn't.
spk_0
I was early enough.
spk_0
24 hours.
spk_0
So no cancellation.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
Which I get like they were booked up.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Because of Si.
spk_0
But if you need a haircut, go see Zoe.
spk_0
She's open on Wednesday morning.
spk_0
Morning.
spk_0
She just got no, I'm going to get my haircut.
spk_0
Are you still going?
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
I got a barber's.
spk_0
It's weird, but I do it.
spk_0
I've done that all my life.
spk_0
Have you?
spk_0
Had to.
spk_0
Do you still curly hair?
spk_0
Oh, yeah.
spk_0
Yeah, look at him curls, man.
spk_0
I haven't gone to the same guy.
spk_0
I'm old now.
spk_0
It's like, I'm on the same guy for 20 years.
spk_0
You cuz your hair's.
spk_0
His name's David, by the way.
spk_0
Your hair is to your shoulders, alright?
spk_0
How often be like once a year?
spk_0
I was a great question.
spk_0
How often does, I don't understand, barbers now, man.
spk_0
So, say them highlights.
spk_0
Yeah, you got it.
spk_0
Oh, I don't have any, how are you coloring?
spk_0
I was wondering.
spk_0
Martin, I'm glad you said something because I didn't want to be the one to ask, but they look great.
spk_0
Yeah, 250 year olds. Y'all are both got a little gray in the temples. He's keeping them comfortable.
spk_0
Oh, it's called them frosted.
spk_0
No, I don't have a hair.
spk_0
His hair is a direct reflection of how much time he spends in the sunlight.
spk_0
It's crazy.
spk_0
Oh, yeah.
spk_0
Like if it, like during the end of the duck season is dark.
spk_0
Mm-hmm.
spk_0
Is this cloudy rainy, just not out there much.
spk_0
I'll cover it up.
spk_0
I can never touch.
spk_0
Blimey times.
spk_0
I'm a time.
spk_0
A time it turns a wonderful shade of gold like you say here.
spk_0
And it's getting more gray now too though. I mean, I'll be honest.
spk_0
That's with you.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
You're almost with the one.
spk_0
I'm telling you.
spk_0
That's halfway to a hundred.
spk_0
Anyway, I often do go to the barber.
spk_0
I think once every three months.
spk_0
I said we're I can learn a lot.
spk_0
Once every three months.
spk_0
When's it okay?
spk_0
Because I like, when the sides get really long and you can't see the top of your ears.
spk_0
You got to remember something too.
spk_0
You got 40 year old wife.
spk_0
So they got to stay.
spk_0
They got to get up now.
spk_0
Oh, yeah.
spk_0
The hair, the look.
spk_0
Sorry.
spk_0
I didn't mean that another way.
spk_0
We're not sponsored by him.
spk_0
That's a different doctor.
spk_0
But if you're listening, call a hunter and make it happen.
spk_0
Well, we'll make a great commercial with that.
spk_0
That would be the easiest one ever.
spk_0
I'd love to see side do that.
spk_0
That'd be fun.
spk_0
No, never mind.
spk_0
Don't call.
spk_0
I don't call writer fat.
spk_0
Just do the commercial and just put it out there.
spk_0
We're going to give you this one for further.
spk_0
Yeah, see if they pay.
spk_0
I'm uncomfortable.
spk_0
Well, size life way older than him.
spk_0
Did you watch the episode where side and Christine were on?
spk_0
How did she?
spk_0
I never asked a woman that question.
spk_0
No, no, no.
spk_0
How much older than size she?
spk_0
Let me tell you what, we were sitting here and saw.
spk_0
I can't wait to be of this age where I could do something like this on camera.
spk_0
He says, yeah, well, that's because you're a cougar.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
He called his wife a cougar.
spk_0
For, I don't know how many people listen to this, but it's more than a couple.
spk_0
And then just started to lie on laughing.
spk_0
And you know, it seems like I'm only 18 months older than that.
spk_0
Oh, you said you started with 18.
spk_0
I was like, hey, no way.
spk_0
No way she's not.
spk_0
She's not.
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You know what?
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But size and older women just in case anybody's wondering.
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18 months older.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
And I loved whenever that show came out, Duck Dynasty, right?
spk_0
That show.
spk_0
That show.
spk_0
That duck show.
spk_0
Do you guys heard of it?
spk_0
I'm telling you, no one realized I was married.
spk_0
Oh, yeah.
spk_0
I don't know.
spk_0
He was the world's most eligible but with that to be married for 50 years,
spk_0
you've ever seen.
spk_0
So that to ever remember that stage and that was so much fun.
spk_0
Oh, it was weird.
spk_0
It was hilarious.
spk_0
Almost weird as the broken decoy that's been sitting on the desk for all this time.
spk_0
Is that here every week?
spk_0
No.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
Yeah, welcome.
spk_0
Anytime you're in here with Clay, he brings a sack full of goodies
spk_0
and then has like a metaphor with him.
spk_0
Oh, this is this is all not my doing.
spk_0
So you're a heath, you're a you're a comedian.
spk_0
Yes, I tried.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
I guess Clay's world would be he's a prop comment.
spk_0
A prop comment.
spk_0
Yeah, because I didn't bring anything.
spk_0
So I'm, you know, I'm excited.
spk_0
Are you a prop comment?
spk_0
I'm not a prop.
spk_0
Yeah, I'm so I've always wanted to work with one though.
spk_0
Are there different levels in comedians like to certain
spk_0
audience look down on prop comics or prop comics like
spk_0
probably or is there like no, they're definitely not the top.
spk_0
Yeah, yeah, there's I didn't know.
spk_0
Yeah, that's a wild underbelly.
spk_0
I haven't gotten into what they ask Mr. Chris next time he's on to.
spk_0
Heath you stop and for Chris.
spk_0
Oh, yeah, he's that he's super serious back then too.
spk_0
Really?
spk_0
Oh, yeah, he's serious guy.
spk_0
A comedy serious business.
spk_0
You got to do jokes and everything.
spk_0
You gotta make sure they're working.
spk_0
That's my favorite when somebody's like,
spk_0
I'm a comedian, I'm like, make me laugh.
spk_0
Yeah.
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And then they're like, let me tell you about
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and then they get real deep on the side.
spk_0
Yeah, yeah.
spk_0
I'm sure that's a personal pain.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
So heath, you were adopted.
spk_0
I'm saying.
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spk_0
I really was bad.
spk_0
That's that we're not doing that.
spk_0
That's a different story.
spk_0
You're a different.
spk_0
I was.
spk_0
Yeah, that's a whole episode.
spk_0
Yeah, that's a that's a whole come together.
spk_0
So okay, so tell me about this broken duck.
spk_0
Oh, the equal that word he used.
spk_0
Duck broken broken.
spk_0
Oh, it is broke.
spk_0
It is.
spk_0
That's 100% broke.
spk_0
Yeah, I think.
spk_0
We were walking through the woods this weekend
spk_0
and the boys and we were just looking.
spk_0
Can you move it forward in front of the camera?
spk_0
Oh, I appreciate it.
spk_0
Amorous.
spk_0
Thank you.
spk_0
Oh, I'm perfect.
spk_0
That center will be fine.
spk_0
We're walking through the woods this weekend.
spk_0
And I always call it treasure hunting.
spk_0
Really?
spk_0
We're really just picking up trash.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Just picking up trash because like to a three year old,
spk_0
you know, a rotten can is treasure because it's shiny.
spk_0
Like, yeah, you can.
spk_0
But when Wayland solved this, you would have thought
spk_0
that he found, I don't know what?
spk_0
Like the Declaration of Independence,
spk_0
if he was Nicholas Cage, you know, like, I mean,
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it was the,
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or if he was your son, the forbidden city.
spk_0
Oh, yeah.
spk_0
I mean,
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the one's tried to sell the shower knob off the bathtub.
spk_0
So the president's book of secrets or whatever,
spk_0
you would have thought that this was that.
spk_0
And then so with that, Jackson got so excited
spk_0
that Jackson took it from him.
spk_0
And that was the picture that I posted.
spk_0
And I, but I just got to thinking about it like,
spk_0
you know, we look at this and we see trash, right?
spk_0
Like I mean, he's trash.
spk_0
He won't hold water.
spk_0
He's been shot in the head.
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He's,
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doesn't have a weight.
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There's nothing.
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He's got no paint like that.
spk_0
He's not even a specific duck at this point.
spk_0
No, he's just a body of a duck.
spk_0
And that's what, that's what I posted on my Instagram.
spk_0
It was like, it's kind of the same thing that happens
spk_0
whenever we come to Christ, right?
spk_0
Like, I mean, we are this every man.
spk_0
We are this until we invite Christ in our life.
spk_0
We are this broken thing that won't hold water
spk_0
that to most is useless, right?
spk_0
Like I mean, we're just,
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we're a terrible form of what a human should be.
spk_0
And then yeah, if Christ came together and I guess I should
spk_0
have brought a whole decoy, there's a whole one right there.
spk_0
But, um, and then you're just made new.
spk_0
So I thought it was a cool perspective
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that I learned from my three year olds on something
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that I thought was a piece of plastic
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and we were doing good trash pickup and finding treasures.
spk_0
Now you're going to own that decoy forever.
spk_0
Are you the next six months?
spk_0
It's probably going to live at the camp.
spk_0
It will live at the camp, you know?
spk_0
And I think, I think that I thought about fixing it too.
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I saved it.
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I picked it up and there in the back of the deal.
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So that, because I thought, you know,
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that actually would be kind of cool
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to show the whole transformation process,
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maybe even repaying it.
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But then I think it's probably a little more powerful,
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just leave them broken.
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Really, if you know, because it gives you away here
spk_0
and if somebody comes to the camp
spk_0
that maybe you may not know Jesus, you know, it gives you
spk_0
a easy, easy, easy stuff.
spk_0
Why I keep that broken decoy around?
spk_0
I'm raising your hair, buddy.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
That's a Phil Robertson set up the way back.
spk_0
So yeah, and it's, but it's a cool piece of Americana too,
spk_0
because I don't know when this old Flambo Magnum Mallard
spk_0
was made, but there's a really strong chance it's on there.
spk_0
You just, it's just Flambo.
spk_0
I know that it's a Magnum Mallard.
spk_0
And I know that it's a Mallard grade
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because it's got the curl on it.
spk_0
But, um, curl, but I mean, there's a chance
spk_0
that this thing's older than I am.
spk_0
Really?
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Yeah, absolutely.
spk_0
No, it's, it's, here's how old it is.
spk_0
You know what it says on this side?
spk_0
And there's a bug coming out of it.
spk_0
I was wondering where those ants were coming from.
spk_0
spk_0
This side, this I'll tell you how old this is.
spk_0
This side over here says made in the USA.
spk_0
I can tell you the last time a blown piece of plastic
spk_0
was made in the USA like this.
spk_0
spk_0
A decoy made in the USA.
spk_0
Yeah, man, it's a really cool.
spk_0
I don't know.
spk_0
It's just a, it's a cool conversation piece
spk_0
that I thought, again, we were out there picking up trash,
spk_0
because that's one thing that they can do.
spk_0
I found so far they don't like cutting brush.
spk_0
Not into that, not, but there is, they're into just taking a walk
spk_0
or they'd like to ride.
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And then they eventually want to get out and walk.
spk_0
So like we, we'll just get out and take off walking
spk_0
through a stretch.
spk_0
So as far as trash goes, it's as clean as it's ever been out there.
spk_0
Yeah, yeah.
spk_0
Because we're staying busy.
spk_0
So, uh, finding treasures.
spk_0
And so yesterday they're there.
spk_0
And the boys are there.
spk_0
And, and I know that I'm coming.
spk_0
So I've got to get my props together.
spk_0
And so I'm, I'm working on getting the decoy and put it in from,
spk_0
from the mule into the, or whatever that is, a ridge.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
And to the, uh, truck and Martin goes, Hey, don't let,
spk_0
better be careful.
spk_0
Don't let the boys see you taking their treasure.
spk_0
Because I mean, they get offended if you start removing their
spk_0
treasure.
spk_0
Yeah, if you go looking a bag of the rig right now, it is broken decoys.
spk_0
May pops.
spk_0
They love may pops, little watermelons, little baby watermelons.
spk_0
I mean, they're not really watermelons, but they're, I don't even know
spk_0
if they're technically called may pops, but that's what we've always called them.
spk_0
I was don't know what a may pop is.
spk_0
Well, you step on it.
spk_0
It may pop.
spk_0
It may not.
spk_0
That's what I would put him.
spk_0
Hey, hey, there you go.
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Medians.
spk_0
They're show business.
spk_0
Yeah, that's, that's comedy in the botany world.
spk_0
That's good.
spk_0
No, no, I bet that crushes that the, that the bottom
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emissions.
spk_0
spk_0
With all the other biology nerds are like,
spk_0
oh, man, this guy, again, I don't know if they're really called may pops or not,
spk_0
but that's what we always call them growing up.
spk_0
They pop.
spk_0
We sometimes, times call them dinosaur eggs.
spk_0
Martin, I passed the test.
spk_0
What test?
spk_0
The helix sleep test.
spk_0
What do you make?
spk_0
Oh, yeah, you can only fail it if you're not honest.
spk_0
What grade, what grade did you get?
spk_0
A moon light looks and let me tell you, I took that test five years ago,
spk_0
and I'm still getting the best sleep in my life.
spk_0
You still getting an A plus older.
spk_0
Every time I lay a bed, I'm like, yep, I like this.
spk_0
Yeah, you like a super soft cloud?
spk_0
Mm-hmm.
spk_0
You like to sleep on your back?
spk_0
Mm-hmm.
spk_0
There you go.
spk_0
And I'm a heavy set individual.
spk_0
It's the perfect mattress for me, not everybody else.
spk_0
All right, we all, well, not only you, but we've all had our helix mattresses for three years now,
spk_0
and it's the legit been the best sleep that we have ever had.
spk_0
Look, the unashamed guys have got them.
spk_0
I mean, they're, they're not more joyful, but that doesn't matter.
spk_0
They look better, but they look better.
spk_0
Yeah, they don't have bags under their eyes anymore.
spk_0
Don't take our word for it.
spk_0
Helix is the most awarded mattress brand.
spk_0
Look, reviewed by experts like Forbes and Wired.
spk_0
And if you wear one of those fancy sleep trackers at night,
spk_0
you can keep up with your own score.
spk_0
I don't, he does.
spk_0
They got great sleep scores.
spk_0
I'm turning into a young, Google side.
spk_0
But I will say this, like the one thing, we travel a lot.
spk_0
We speak all over the world, country, world everywhere.
spk_0
We're going a lot and every, it doesn't matter.
spk_0
When I spend the night in a hotel or somewhere that's not my mattress,
spk_0
I wake up, I'm stiff.
spk_0
It takes me an extra 20 minutes just to get going in the mornings
spk_0
because I'm trying to pop everything and get everything back where it should be.
spk_0
Because if, you know, you can't travel with your mattress,
spk_0
it would be nice if you could.
spk_0
Oh, that would be so cool.
spk_0
Look, go to helixleap.com slash for 27% off-sitewide.
spk_0
Exclusive for listeners of the duck call room, that's helixleap.com slash for 27% off-sitewide.
spk_0
Make sure you enter our show name after checkout so that they know we sent you helixleap.com slash duck.
spk_0
Well, I'm trying to teach them about nature.
spk_0
We did a good crash course on Johnson Grass the other day.
spk_0
And like, what?
spk_0
You teach about what you know about, right?
spk_0
So like, this is all my formal training.
spk_0
So like, I'm just, I'm going to the place where I'm the expert.
spk_0
I'm not trying to be anything I'm not.
spk_0
So, even though I did find that big dummy caterpillar,
spk_0
I had no idea what that thing was.
spk_0
But our friend that sent us the moth thing or whatever from way back when,
spk_0
told me what it was.
spk_0
It's a good piece.
spk_0
Oh, man, I found a big dummy caterpillar and I tried to get the boys to pet it.
spk_0
They, so Martin's in a group on Facebook called moth and mothing.
spk_0
Yeah, but where they post pictures of moths.
spk_0
Can anybody get into this?
spk_0
Yes.
spk_0
How you got to do is go on Facebook and click join, man.
spk_0
You can learn man.
spk_0
I'm also a member.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
I cannot add anything to, but I tried my best not to subtract.
spk_0
You observed.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
I became a member.
spk_0
I hit join just, I didn't believe, Martin.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
Well, that there was moth and moth.
spk_0
That there were just people out there sending each other pictures of moths trying to figure
spk_0
out what kind of moth it was.
spk_0
Why not, man?
spk_0
The natural world is incredible.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
My way to you here about PlayStation, my wife has been on one of those, but it's snakes.
spk_0
Like, what is this snake?
spk_0
I love those because I like to go and turn, but most time they get answer for it.
spk_0
Oh, you're the answerer.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
Yeah, we're the quick.
spk_0
But snakes, it makes sense because they'll kill you, but moths, are we worried about
spk_0
them in any way or their pollinators?
spk_0
So like the food supply and some shape for it.
spk_0
Look at that big dummy thing.
spk_0
Hey, I mean, that's my arm.
spk_0
As a guy who likes to show stuff on a screen, maybe not have the backdrop of a caterpillar
spk_0
as camouflage.
spk_0
Yeah, I know.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
Little.
spk_0
Yeah, I'm aware, but don't forget, he's six foot four.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
So that means that it's all a small.
spk_0
What kind of caterpillar is that?
spk_0
There's some kind of spink's moth.
spk_0
Well, it's a moth, you know, that is a moth.
spk_0
What's a catapult worm to arm into?
spk_0
A catfish.
spk_0
Thank you.
spk_0
Oh, that's Bob.
spk_0
That's where the video ends because we had a little correction.
spk_0
Oh, yep.
spk_0
That was a nice little.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
That's a nice little coachable mom.
spk_0
I was in there.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
We got to have a serious talk, man.
spk_0
That's not a good coachable moment.
spk_0
For the listeners, Martin just showed me a picture of a moth on his arm, or caterpillar.
spk_0
It was neat.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
But I was about, I was like, okay, time to move on.
spk_0
What we didn't know is there's a kid, hit another kid with a rock, and then look up with
spk_0
the biggest smile on his face.
spk_0
It looks just like Martin.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
We had a real teacher, but that was the video.
spk_0
We had a real teachable moment right there after that.
spk_0
Bubble wrap getting involved?
spk_0
No.
spk_0
So no, just straight hands.
spk_0
So as a person who's raised for both of them, because you saw what happened at the beginning
spk_0
of that video, if you go back to the beginning, you see Whaling.
spk_0
Heathrow's a rock.
spk_0
I've told him so many times.
spk_0
I said, Uncle Clay paid a lot of money for him rocks, and he's just throwing them in
spk_0
the water.
spk_0
And I was like, and Bob right on top of the back.
spk_0
Look at that smile.
spk_0
I mean, the whole cane and able.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Whole cane and able moment right there.
spk_0
And if you have heard him, tell these boys not to throw rocks, he doesn't do it once
spk_0
a day.
spk_0
It's probably 15 to 20 times.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
We don't throw rocks.
spk_0
Don't throw rocks at the truck.
spk_0
Don't throw rocks at the side by side.
spk_0
Don't throw rocks at each other.
spk_0
And he has yet to get the boy that's alive.
spk_0
It's a good lesson in life, but they got a little.
spk_0
They got a little goblin in them.
spk_0
You ever thrown a rock?
spk_0
I know.
spk_0
Well, goblin's a good goblin.
spk_0
That's funer than chunk.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Funer than chunk of rocks at a sign.
spk_0
Right?
spk_0
It's a great time.
spk_0
There's something immensely satisfying about taking a rock and hitting anything with it.
spk_0
Oh, yeah.
spk_0
But that's fine on free range rocks, but these rocks cost a lot of money as the guy who's
spk_0
paying for the rocks.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Let me tell you, I am not worried about how many rocks your boys throw.
spk_0
I understand, but I am.
spk_0
I'm that.
spk_0
That's why I'm sitting watching.
spk_0
If I get invited this year, I'm gonna throw so many rocks.
spk_0
I am that tight.
spk_0
And that's between you and him.
spk_0
And if you're three, I'm good with that.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
You probably play on a little bit different rules than he does.
spk_0
Again, free range rocks.
spk_0
Pick one up and chunk it.
spk_0
I don't care.
spk_0
But.
spk_0
That's fun.
spk_0
When I'm in rock to the side.
spk_0
When I've been responsible for part of the spread and have said rocks and watching all
spk_0
the other stuff, no, man, I'm out like, no, you leave that rock right there.
spk_0
That's where he supposed to be.
spk_0
I do need to get a sign though.
spk_0
But they do pick up the gist of sign.
spk_0
Yeah, just sign.
spk_0
That way you can throw rocks.
spk_0
Yeah, funer than chunking rocks at a sign.
spk_0
You do that.
spk_0
I'm sure.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
I mean, God will go live there.
spk_0
God will be.
spk_0
I ain't ever seen God went throw a rock now to think about it.
spk_0
That's fun.
spk_0
Huh.
spk_0
Huh.
spk_0
Interesting.
spk_0
I ain't ever seen God went to much real athletic.
spk_0
I have a picture of God and God went wearing a a a a black.
spk_0
Oh, Mink.
spk_0
Oh, there's another critter.
spk_0
He looked like he's in the Russian mob.
spk_0
A Mink coat.
spk_0
Yes.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
We brought in a a a a fundraiser and he was just.
spk_0
I don't know why.
spk_0
There you go.
spk_0
We got totally sidetracked.
spk_0
Martin Saabag was about to ask his Facebook nerd friends to identify with it.
spk_0
No, I pretty much am a kill.
spk_0
So long.
spk_0
See, you're not supposed to be in here.
spk_0
These little black ants.
spk_0
I'm telling you to come it out.
spk_0
You think that's where they're coming from?
spk_0
Well, no, I didn't think that until you said.
spk_0
Oh, God.
spk_0
He was driving.
spk_0
I taught him earlier.
spk_0
He was driving Joe Hanon to a doctor's appointment.
spk_0
What?
spk_0
I can own the twins, man.
spk_0
Checking on the twins being a chauffeur, living a retired life.
spk_0
What's that?
spk_0
Heathen chauffeur now.
spk_0
Huh?
spk_0
What?
spk_0
You drove your mom all the way here?
spk_0
Oh, that's true.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Road trip with my mom brought us here.
spk_0
I can't hear.
spk_0
Man, it was something.
spk_0
It was.
spk_0
It was.
spk_0
So how many hours was that?
spk_0
It was about eight hours.
spk_0
Yeah, about eight hours.
spk_0
I thought we were going to stop at Bucky's, but I didn't think we could handle it.
spk_0
You know, like it was going to be too much of an experience for us, you know.
spk_0
But she did pretty good.
spk_0
She's 79.
spk_0
And, you know, as soon as we left the house, she wanted to go to McDonald's.
spk_0
Like, like, that's my mom and I had role reversed.
spk_0
Every time we leave the house, she's like, can we go to McDonald's?
spk_0
And I'm going to tell you, right now, there's nothing that breaks me more joy than to look
spk_0
at her and say, we've got food at home.
spk_0
It does my heart good.
spk_0
It's just.
spk_0
Cynthia is just getting all the things she said to him.
spk_0
I was a call back 40 years in the making here.
spk_0
They come.
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They came to me.
spk_0
No, we've got put it on.
spk_0
We've got put on an eight hour road trip.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
No, we stopped.
spk_0
We stopped a couple times.
spk_0
But look, it's been great.
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I'm off at a location or I dropped her friends out of the friends house.
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He's staying with me.
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His mom's over the friends house.
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I'm fine.
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It makes a friend.
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I said, don't come into dark.
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I hear Monday's bingo night.
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You know, we've worked.
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Oh, no, that's fine.
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Eath, where's home now?
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Atlanta, Georgia.
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Atlanta.
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Yeah, north of Atlanta.
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We went Colorado for 12 years and moved over to Atlanta.
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Love it out there, man.
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Yeah, it's good stuff.
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I'm north of Atlanta.
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So I'm kind of into mountains.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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You guys, you ever get over there?
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Not around Atlanta, prop.
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I generally stay south of Atlanta.
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Okay.
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Columbus, Georgia area.
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Yeah.
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Down that way.
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So we're not far from Tennessee.
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Okay.
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So I'm kind of in a blue ridge mountain kind of situation here
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in between Chattanooga and Atlanta then and that's exactly
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and that's about an hour from my house.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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I got you now.
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Spend a long time there.
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Okay.
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He's just out on the new.
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He was waiting at the Airbnb when me and my other friends accidentally showed up
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at the little Debbie Park, which was one of the greatest surprises of my whole life.
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Yes.
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There you go.
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Oh, yeah.
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I was jealous.
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I missed out on them.
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Have you ever been to the little Debbie Park in Chattanooga?
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It's an Uruguay.
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I'm not technically North of Chattanooga.
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But it's just fun.
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There we go.
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It's fun to do it.
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No, I just like it in Uruguay.
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How did you do where Uruguay was?
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Because I got a buddy that lives on the lake right there.
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That's fair.
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Yeah, you take the Uruguay exit to get to his house.
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Oh, but he lives up in Birxwood.
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Did you know about the little Debbie?
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No.
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I know it existed.
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No, I know it existed.
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We've had many people email in and say, y'all got to see this.
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There's like life size little Debbie.
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No, I guess, I guess they're giant.
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Because they're the size of you.
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Life size would be normal.
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Big debris.
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Yeah, they're big debris.
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And so when we pulled up, I said, the guy that was driving,
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I was like, is that say little Debbie Parkway?
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I said, stop the car right now.
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And I will tell you where to turn next.
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Did you know that?
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Well, just stop there for just having the cheek
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fill out your stomach because that's where that's going.
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No, we turned the wrong way.
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It was a wrong way.
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Oh, it was just wrong all around.
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We messed up.
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He missed the exit.
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And it was like, take this one.
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We're going the wrong way.
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And then he's like, he goes, huh?
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Says little Debbie Parkway.
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I said, shut up.
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Stop.
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Let me get Google Maps out because we're close to something
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that we got to see to believe.
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That's because of this podcast I come to find out.
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I have a new dessert.
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A new dessert.
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A new dessert.
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That's not new.
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There's nothing new under the sun.
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You're right.
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It's not new, but watch this man's face when I say this.
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We're going to take the Christmas tree.
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The little Debbie Christmas tree.
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Already got some.
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Freeze it.
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They come out earlier and earlier every year.
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I know, right?
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Freeze it.
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A little thick.
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What?
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No, we're not frying it.
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Oh, yes.
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You can deep fry pizza though.
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Ever done that?
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No.
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Why not?
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Because I haven't thought of it.
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You should try it.
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Deep fried pizza.
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What do you deep fry?
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Do you butter it?
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Yeah.
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What do I mean?
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What a pizza roll is?
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Those are better deep fried than they are anything.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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Do you butter the pizza roll?
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No, no, you butter a whole,
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Johnny's works best.
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The one thing we got going on in this town is
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love Johnny's different shape pizza.
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Oh, by the way, don't ever try to teach your wife
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to snow ski and say do the pizza whenever she's
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from West Monroe.
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Oh, that makes sense.
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Yeah, that's bad.
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That's what you're going fast.
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Yeah, that's good.
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Guilled me.
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Martin's never snow skiing.
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He not only did it once.
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I'm trying to figure out what to do.
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Just slow down.
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You want to make a pizza wedge.
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Yeah, you're from Colorado.
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The pizza wedge.
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Yeah, yeah.
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But if you say make a pizza and it's Johnny's pizza,
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you're gone.
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You're racing to the bottom.
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Yeah.
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Jeremy Bloom style.
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I was going to set a record.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I had no idea.
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I don't even know what that was.
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It's a rectangle.
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We poked.
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We poked.
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That's why I teach my kids about plants and not skiing.
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We made it 200 yards down the mountain.
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And after 200 yards, I looked at her and said,
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let's go get my sense.
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I can't do this.
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Oh, man.
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So anyway, back to the fried pizza.
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I got here.
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Yeah, you just take whatever batter you may like, like 325 degrees.
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So pancake batter.
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Oh, 375.
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You don't put none of the three.
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Yeah.
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Pancake batter on a Johnny's.
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No, no, no, no.
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Pancake batter is more like your Oreos, your Christmas tree
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cakes.
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That's your sweet frying stuff.
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Yeah, you just, whatever you're going to eat for our fried chicken
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in, you put little eggs around a piece of pizza.
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You got to let get cold.
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So you egg wash.
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Yeah, you cook egg wash.
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Take a leftover piece of Johnny's pizza.
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Cold.
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I've never seen it.
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I've got some of the fridge right now.
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I've heard of it.
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Yeah, I'm not experienced.
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I've heard it existed, but I've never seen it.
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I've never personally seen it.
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That's it.
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Let it sit.
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Pizza.
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Let's that rectangle dip it in some eggs,
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dip it in your fried chicken season,
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and just drop that joker in until it's all crispy.
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OK.
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Done.
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Yeah, I mean, I'm probably already halfway out.
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Yeah, that's fine.
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But because of things I tried in my life, I'm already
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half-full.
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Yeah.
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Can I ask a question?
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Yeah, we'd love to, Hunter.
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Why?
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Hunter, some people ask, why?
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I'm a man who has why not.
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What?
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What do you, what's the benefit of this?
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Like, what's different?
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Happiness.
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Yeah.
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Some boy, do you like living?
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Hunter, have you seen, have you seen Jurassic Park?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, sometimes you just do it because you can't.
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That's right.
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You don't have to.
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Well, it's a taste better.
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Although the whole point of Jurassic Park
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is that you shouldn't do that.
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Yeah.
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Well, I'm just saying.
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They did it as a good.
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No, it's not good.
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First off, let me make something clear.
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It doesn't taste better.
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But I did get to eat it.
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Hunter, what I have is a lifetime of training my gut
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to be able to take these things on.
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I did not live a lifestyle that was, quote, unquote,
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healthy or productive for quite some time.
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So what did this doctor tell you?
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Hey, bro, you need to lose 30 pounds.
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What was your cholesterol?
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I don't know.
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I didn't remember.
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We didn't get into this.
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Masta.
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Hold on.
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I was only 30.
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Yeah.
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I was 26 years old.
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I went to the doctor said, look, something's not right.
spk_0
Is this when they reversed your vasectomy?
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No, that was later.
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That was much older than.
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We know too much about everybody.
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Wow.
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This is where you get, this is where you get.
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This is where you have a five-year-old.
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OK.
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Did you get it reversed on purpose?
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Yeah.
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Oh, OK.
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OK.
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Yeah, he wanted to have it.
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You can't reverse that on accident.
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I mean, that's a great point.
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He flew to Arizona.
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Oh, that's it again.
spk_0
Well, I was just trying to figure out why you would reverse it.
spk_0
So you want to get yours reversed?
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No, I'm good.
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No, no, no.
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Getting mine done was horrid.
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No, no, no.
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No, I'm trying to get him.
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He had to stop mid-mid because I felt it.
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Like, yeah, we started.
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And he said, I'm going to clamp on here.
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And I said, let's pull.
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Let's pause.
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Can I tell you what a good friend he is?
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That's the first time I've heard this story.
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He didn't.
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He didn't give you that one, laden up to yours.
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If that was me that happened to you right
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before you got out of it, I'd be like,
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I would have told you to scare you.
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You never told me that.
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Oh, I held onto it, man.
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Yeah.
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Oh, I appreciate it.
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There's some things we don't talk about.
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That's the best week in my life.
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Ice cream TV, little war zone.
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Hold on, what was worse?
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Forwards or backwards?
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They were both.
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It's always backwards.
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They were both horrible.
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Have you gone backwards?
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No.
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Or backwards, no.
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So you're done.
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It's no snip, snip, snip.
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Yeah.
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So you're just wide open right now.
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Yeah, you're having a knife like this.
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I'm about it.
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There could be another kid coming.
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Cause I'm not stopping.
spk_0
Oh, wow.
spk_0
Could you imagine having another one right now, hey?
spk_0
No, no, no, no.
spk_0
We had a, we had a scare about four, not a scare.
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I love my wife.
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We've been married for a long time.
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Yeah.
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That wasn't just an issue.
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I wasn't terrified to have a child at 46.
spk_0
What?
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We thought we thought you're just,
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I'm learning so much about my best friend on this podcast.
spk_0
They're talking about these lights and microphones.
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Really good to hear you.
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I know, man.
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Four years ago, you had to keep younger than men.
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Uh huh.
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Had it been hilarious.
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That would have been wild.
spk_0
That's not that funny.
spk_0
No, as a guy who's got two younger than you.
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Martin's terrified of a third.
spk_0
We're gonna get him there now.
spk_0
No, I got a doctor in Arizona.
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I got this friend.
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He can hook you up or off.
spk_0
Yeah, actually hook you up because it's unhooked.
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Hook you back up.
spk_0
No, no, no, nope.
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Not I'm not saying it won't happen.
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It just ain't gonna happen via that.
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Right.
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You do another one.
spk_0
If they know, what kind of deal is that?
spk_0
No, this isn't cocaine.
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I dare you.
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Like cocaine.
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Where you at?
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I mean, I'm just man.
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He's like, I'll run him out of you.
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Run him out.
spk_0
You all over there like cocaine and a kid man who's in.
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I am if you are.
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I got stuck on the snow skiing.
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Um, I don't know.
spk_0
Like, yeah, you do want to do it.
spk_0
No, y'all's relationships different than art.
spk_0
We're just out there jogging.
spk_0
Yeah, you're like, you want to get a reversal together?
spk_0
No, I've already had it.
spk_0
I'm so you just want somebody else to do it.
spk_0
You want to have another kid.
spk_0
Yeah, he wants to get back at all those times.
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I thought him and he was having the world dumbest surgery.
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And it was.
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And it is.
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But he's good.
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He's great.
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And I love.
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He's how daddy's fantastic.
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I told him the other day, he said, I want another little brother,
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a little sister.
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And I said, you do.
spk_0
He goes, yeah, I said, okay, that means mama won't be able to be with you
spk_0
at this and mama won't do this anymore.
spk_0
Mama don't want to do this anymore.
spk_0
And he looked at his mother and he said, Mama, you do that to me.
spk_0
Now, Hulk Daddy does have Ronda's full attention.
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Oh man, there you go.
spk_0
Yeah, so yeah, that'd be a struggle for you.
spk_0
Mama, you do that to me.
spk_0
No, I just end up like my middle child,
spk_0
it's just sister pushing him out of the way all the time.
spk_0
And that's what happens.
spk_0
How did you become best friends?
spk_0
Well, we're double first cousins.
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Double first cousins.
spk_0
Okay, are you off from Arkansas?
spk_0
No, we're from Westman, right?
spk_0
We're from Louisiana.
spk_0
Well, you're from.
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I'm from South Louisiana.
spk_0
He's from North Louisiana.
spk_0
That's a real long episode done.
spk_0
That is.
spk_0
Yeah, we can't get off into that.
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But someone argues its own podcast.
spk_0
It could be.
spk_0
It very well could be.
spk_0
Yeah, it's at least a two-parter.
spk_0
But I have cousins that I'm not great friends with.
spk_0
Now we are so our parents are brothers and sisters.
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Our dads are.
spk_0
You got to say it better, man.
spk_0
You can't say it like our parents are all brothers and sisters.
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It's weird.
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We're all related to brothers married to sisters.
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Get closer to the mother.
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Two brothers married to sisters.
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There you go.
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Is what ended up happening?
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The older ones had him, the younger ones had me.
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That's it.
spk_0
There you go.
spk_0
So the two brothers, you know his father, David.
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David and Mack.
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Mack.
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Your daddy is Mack.
spk_0
Correct.
spk_0
Oh, we could have gone to so many different places.
spk_0
Yeah, yeah.
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But when I was talking about my mom earlier,
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in Vermont, to see Santa Claus.
spk_0
That's right.
spk_0
Yeah, but his mom that he brought with him,
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that's my, because I was adopted.
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So that's my other mom or my mom.
spk_0
His whole gym was a whole two-parter.
spk_0
So when I was like six, this 18-year-old kid showed up,
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and I was like, hey, I'm your cousin.
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And I was like, you look stupid.
spk_0
And he was like, yeah, but Dion Sanders is really cool.
spk_0
And I was like, oh man, this is the coolest guy
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I've ever met in my life.
spk_0
Yep, best friends starting right there.
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18 and five.
spk_0
Yeah.
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So I guess I'd been immature for a long time.
spk_0
That makes sense.
spk_0
And here we are.
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Now looking back on it.
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It's like, oh man.
spk_0
Well, I guess we have to wrap this up.
spk_0
Yeah, we've been a hot man.
spk_0
Good luck, Hunter.
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Do not store up yourselves treasures on earth
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where moths and vermin destroy
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and where thieves break in and steal Matthew 6.19.
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I say that verse because me and Martin
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are obviously very good friends.
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And you know, I've heard a lot about our friendship.
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But what we like more than that is our friendships
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that you might not know.
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He, Clay, and others.
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Yeah.
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Store up yourself friendship and community.
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Is moth in there?
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Yeah, moth.
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Oh, wow.
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Moth and mothing.
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I thought, yeah, say I thought that was just a subtle jab
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at me of your own, your own translation.
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Okay.
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No, no, that is, that worked.
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In IV, sir.
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There you go.
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You can go back to your mothing community.
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Say that.
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See what I just did there?
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Full episode.
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There you go.
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Move it over there.
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All right.
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We'll see y'all next time in the duck call room.
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We're out.
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K program dead.