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The First Hunt Without Phil Robertson Hit Different
In this episode of The Duck Call Room, the crew reflects on their first hunt without Phil Robertson, sharing laughs and stories while discussing the challenges of duck hunting and the importance of st...
The First Hunt Without Phil Robertson Hit Different
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Speaker A
Foreign.
Speaker B
Anyway. All right. You good?
Speaker A
Yeah.
Speaker C
All right.
Speaker A
Weird.
Speaker B
There we go. Welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. It is. I don't know what it is, but it's. It's today. It's today.
Speaker D
It's today.
Speaker B
It is today. And we are obviously without, as he refers to himself, the star. Silas Merritt Robertson is out with a. What'd you say? Sinus infection.
Speaker C
Well, nobody noticed if you ain't said nothing.
Speaker B
Oh, they. They would have picked it.
Speaker C
They never eventually never would have noticed.
Speaker A
Can't spell sinus infection without it.
Speaker C
I'm sitting over. He actually is lucky.
Speaker D
I look just like.
Speaker B
Look like him, act like him. Bathroom habits the same now. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker D
I didn't even know we were bills.
Speaker C
Pump.
Speaker B
Need compression.
Speaker D
Yeah, dude, you get old. That old prostate start growing on you?
Speaker B
Oh, yeah.
Speaker C
It takes a little longer, which is always weird.
Speaker D
On, off.
Speaker B
You would think if it grew, it'd get better. I know generally things start shrinking and it's a problem.
Speaker C
I know. That's when I got my knee.
Speaker B
Yeah.
Speaker C
And I got that scope on my knee because I tore my meniscus. I said, how you gonna fix that? He said, well, I'm going to cut the tire out. I said, so you gonna make a bigger hole? Yeah, it's gonna hurt more now. It's rubbing together. That's why it's hurting.
Speaker D
Yeah, he's.
Speaker C
Little rain, but it didn't make no sense. It's got a tire. So I'm gonna make the tire bigger and it's gonna feel better. I don't get it.
Speaker D
I don't make sense. I didn't know. This podcast still going on. Who y' all been having on here?
Speaker A
The children, mostly.
Speaker D
Too much.
Speaker B
Mostly Jacob Mayo for the most part.
Speaker A
We had some John Luke. We had Will and.
Speaker B
Yeah, we've had all the. All the kids post. Post Duck Dynasty. So it's. It's been a. It's been a collection of. Of children's. We need to get to a world where you no longer have to have a federal duck stamp on you. Oh, wait, we're to that world.
Speaker A
You have to have it on you.
Speaker C
Well, you got to have.
Speaker A
But it can be digital. I remember my first time buying a duck stamp. You had to go to the post office. You had to do a lot of.
Speaker B
Things and you had to sign it. You had to do all this, and now you don't have to do that. You can head over to duck stamp.com, get the all new digital duck stamp. It adds to your wallet. So if you don't have service, it doesn't matter. You can get right here on your phone. You go over to your wallet app, you go up to get past your cards and boom, there's your duck stamp. All you got to have. It's always there, no matter if you got service or not. Duck stamp.com. check it out. Stay legal. Easier.
Speaker A
There's my 2020 duck stamp.
Speaker B
Oh, that was a year to remember.
Speaker C
They still used to have to ride across them pretty pictures.
Speaker B
Yeah, you ain't got to do it.
Speaker C
I hated writing on them if you didn't sign it.
Speaker D
Oh, yeah, you'll get a ticket, which is ridiculous even though you had it on your person.
Speaker A
They thought you might be exchanging duck stamps while he wasn't looking.
Speaker B
Yeah, that way. One duck stamp for the whole body.
Speaker A
Really trying that hard to like get away with $25.
Speaker B
Have you ever met a redneck?
Speaker C
Well, I mean, look, if I give my duck stamp to Stone, then for him to go duck hunting, then I can't go duck hunt. I ain't doing that.
Speaker A
It's a good point, but now you just have it on your phone.
Speaker B
Yeah. Now you don't have to worry about it. It's that simple.
Speaker A
Speaking of phones.
Speaker B
Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker A
I'm a little sad that size not here. And I hope nobody shows them about, you know.
Speaker B
Oh, yeah.
Speaker C
I don't know.
Speaker A
You don't know?
Speaker B
You don't. Have you been on your social. Surely you've been tired in this by now.
Speaker A
Every human being on earth.
Speaker D
Oh, I've seen that picture 100 times.
Speaker C
Oh, good, great.
Speaker A
But that one's word that and come up as. As a. As always on size side. In this I think we finally win.
Speaker B
Win what?
Speaker D
Well, I saw that picture.
Speaker B
The fact that a black jaguar months ago. Nobody has ever announced.
Speaker D
A couple months ago I saw it a couple months ago. Said black panther spotted in South Carolina. And I saw the same picture. Black panther spotted in north Mississippi. Yeah, same picture.
Speaker B
I've been in all 50 states.
Speaker C
The deer in the back of the dude's bass boat.
Speaker D
Oh, yeah.
Speaker C
Bone by. It's at a bass tournament open. Where's it at?
Speaker A
I thought this was a new one, though. Steve Rinella posted this one.
Speaker D
It's not new.
Speaker B
Yeah, that's. I don't know. The crazy ones are the ones that say he was seen in Arizona. There ain't that much water in the whole state. Air. Well, that's gallon share. Like what? What?
Speaker A
That one there started the first one. I will be honest. It was in Arkansas. And then an hour later, it clearly admitted to Mississippi in the same exact position.
Speaker B
Now it's in Union Parish.
Speaker A
I mean, look at it. I mean, that one's real.
Speaker B
Also. What kind of mirrors are that on that rig?
Speaker A
I think it's like F450.
Speaker B
I'd see. I think it's some kind of box truck. Where Jaguars actually live, you know, is kind of my thoughts. And it's a picture taken out of a window. You just don't see many mirrors like that in the US of A. Oh, you.
Speaker A
You think we're being lied to about the location?
Speaker B
I think. Well, you're being lied to about a lot other than it is a real black Jaguar. That is. That is facts.
Speaker C
Yeah.
Speaker B
Not a black panther, not a panther. A black jaguar.
Speaker D
Jaguar.
Speaker B
So, you know.
Speaker C
But hey, them yellow eyes does that have?
Speaker B
Huh? Them see, he got blue eyes. He's not jaguar.
Speaker A
What do all jaguars have yellow eyes?
Speaker C
I don't get gray.
Speaker A
Like that's a fair question to ask.
Speaker B
I don't know.
Speaker C
I got a question for you.
Speaker B
Go ahead.
Speaker C
Where do pirates get their hooks from?
Speaker A
Oh, where do pirates get their hooks from?
Speaker B
Where do pirates get their hooks?
Speaker C
They can hand stole.
Speaker B
And you're gonna be an awesome granddad. Man.
Speaker C
These jokes ain't gonna be long way. Halfway there.
Speaker B
Halfway. We got. We made it to the halfway point with Johanna.
Speaker C
Boy.
Speaker B
She what?
Speaker C
You're getting big.
Speaker B
Well, yeah. There's two of them. Yeah, there's two. You can say that she's growing twins. You can say that.
Speaker C
She cooked me some beef tips the other night. We was coming back from the camp.
Speaker B
Yeah.
Speaker C
And she had Roger, our dog. So we went by there to get him. She said, well, I got beef tips cooking. Boy, she can cook there. You good cook. She's walling around there. I was thinking good gray. Her old ankles are swollen up. Feet swollen.
Speaker B
That don't do nothing but get worse from this point forward.
Speaker C
And she's at the halfway point still getting sick.
Speaker B
Really? Well, there ain't much of Johanna is the problem. What is she, 5?
Speaker C
No, I don't think she's 5. She might be 5.
Speaker B
See, that's a problem.
Speaker A
She's only 410.
Speaker C
I don't know. You ain't taller than me.
Speaker B
There ain't much of her.
Speaker A
How tall are you?
Speaker B
57 on a good day.
Speaker A
That's because you don't wear shoes though. You'd be five, eight with some regular.
Speaker C
If I wore a regulation shoes, that'd be taller. But I don't. I mean, I just I wear. I don't wear flip flops too much.
Speaker B
You do.
Speaker A
You have no shoes on.
Speaker B
Goblin optional.
Speaker D
You got a good tan on your feet.
Speaker A
That's because he goes fishing every single day.
Speaker C
I don't stink.
Speaker B
No, they don't stink, but I think they could use a smidge of lotion, my friend. They. They appear as though they're ashy.
Speaker A
I've never had a friend put little ashes.
Speaker B
I mean, I'm not gonna touch them to confirm that that's dry, but it sure looks.
Speaker C
It looks. I think I got a little dehydrated. Yeah, I need to go to that nail place and let them gnaw.
Speaker B
I will say your nails look fantastic. It's. The skin is where the. It's where the skin is where the issue resides.
Speaker D
You need a little. Little lotion on a little flaky.
Speaker A
How many pairs of socks do you own?
Speaker B
Not many socks.
Speaker A
Yeah, this little cloth things you slip up.
Speaker B
I got.
Speaker C
Well, I don't never wear them to. I'm hunting. I got my boots on.
Speaker B
You know, they're not men.
Speaker C
I probably get.
Speaker B
He doesn't have a sock drawer.
Speaker C
It just about.
Speaker B
It's dual purpose.
Speaker A
I have five sock drawers.
Speaker C
The socks.
Speaker B
God, I love you, Gavin.
Speaker D
I gotta admit. I gotta admit, it's probably my fault. Size six.
Speaker C
What'd you do?
Speaker D
I took him hunting down. Down the honey break.
Speaker A
Y' all killed them though, huh?
Speaker D
We had killed a few. Not many. They all left when we got there.
Speaker A
They heard about psy.
Speaker D
They heard sai was coming.
Speaker C
Oh, yeah.
Speaker D
I got out there, he's got them death rays coming off of him.
Speaker C
Ye, they smelt him coming.
Speaker D
They avoid him like the plague.
Speaker C
But I ain't even been.
Speaker D
But. Oh, Jared, he had his boys breast the blind, but they brushed it with that. That golden. What's it called, Martin? Golden.
Speaker C
Oh, goldenrod.
Speaker D
Goldenrod.
Speaker B
Yeah. Yeah, that'll get you. Rod's a good one. It's a good fall bloomer. Yeah, it tends to wreak havoc on people.
Speaker D
Yeah.
Speaker A
So, like your allergies?
Speaker D
Yeah, we got that blind. And I immediately went to sneezing. Oh, it didn't stop the whole time. And I could tell. Sigh. He was rubbing his eyes.
Speaker C
You know, you need to drink some honey. A little bit of honey in your coffee or something.
Speaker B
There you go.
Speaker A
What's that do?
Speaker C
Well, it helps with their allergies. That local. Local honey. Now you got to get local honey.
Speaker D
Well, we was down in Jonesville, so.
Speaker C
Well, I'd say Louisiana is pretty. That's Paula. She couldn't Go up there in Arkansas where we hunt. Every time she get up or her nose just run. And this man up there gave her some. He had some bees. He said, put a little this in your coffee every morning. He done it.
Speaker B
No problem.
Speaker A
That works.
Speaker D
But they had.
Speaker C
Old bees are getting stuff from around the area.
Speaker D
That's right. It does work. But they had that blind set up where cycle. She was sitting down. Well, they had everything catered for him. You know what he did? He stood up the whole time.
Speaker B
He.
Speaker D
Was sticking out like a tire in a punch bowl.
Speaker C
He's invisible. That's what he says.
Speaker A
He's got camo on.
Speaker C
Daddy stood up all the time. That's what he said, man.
Speaker D
Oh, yeah. You got your hat pulled down and you don't move. Yeah, but he had a big time.
Speaker B
Oh, good.
Speaker D
He could steal shotgun with the best of them.
Speaker B
It's October. Days are getting shorter. Ducks know it. They're headed this way. So get ready. I know we got a long time till duck season, but don't wait till the last minute to get your duck stamp. If you're tuning up the duck calls, you better tune up your license to. That includes your federal duck stamp. And you can go get it@duck stamp.com Duck the only thing worse than forgetting your shells is forgetting your duck stamp. Because you know what? Game warning, go write your ticket because you forgot your shells. But if you forget your duck stamp, you are getting a ticket. That is the truth.
Speaker A
It's so easy, we can even just go on there and get size duck stamp just like that.
Speaker B
And if Sai would, well, walk into the 21st century and even got to run into it, maybe even crawl into it, he could figure out how to do this.
Speaker A
It's pretty stinking simple.
Speaker B
It is. It's a couple of clicks, you pay for it all you get. Then it says, hey, would you like to add to your wallet? You hit yes. And the next thing you know, you go to your smart wallet on your smartphone. You click on it and your federal duck stamp is right there.
Speaker A
That's really smart.
Speaker B
Whether you have service or not, it is always right there. It doesn't matter if you're off the grid. On the grid. Doesn't matter. You have your federal duck stamp right there and you never have to worry about it. Don't worry about it getting wet, losing it, tearing it, your dog eating it in your pants. And you go to wash your clothes or something. I mean, you can. There's a million things that can happen to a tiny piece of paper. But if it's right there on your phone. You never have to worry about it again. So don't wait. Get your digital duck stamp@duckstamp.com today. That's duckstamp.com. let's do it right this season. The Goblin. You didn't go to your hunt?
Speaker A
Skipped it. He was working. Goblin got a full time job.
Speaker B
Now that he's retired, he's still catching him. Well, that's good.
Speaker A
How many days did you work last two weeks?
Speaker C
Just about every day.
Speaker B
All of them.
Speaker C
He knows because they always go to the honey ho.
Speaker B
Oh, I know.
Speaker A
Yeah, I'm a big Goblin guys.com supporter. Go check it out. Promise it'll be awesome.
Speaker C
I need to give you some of my cards.
Speaker B
I.
Speaker A
Hey, I will see that card your way. Yeah. Website. He's bona fide.
Speaker D
Oh, he's bona bad.
Speaker A
He got. Where were those people from last weekend? Virginia.
Speaker C
Virginia? Yeah.
Speaker A
They flew from Virginia just to go fishing with Godwin.
Speaker C
It's her 10th wedding anniversary.
Speaker D
Pretty good job.
Speaker C
I was a 10th wedding anniversary present.
Speaker A
And not to Ms. Paula.
Speaker B
Yeah, just other people.
Speaker C
Look, she brought a pole. I don't know what kind it was. It wasn't a B and M pole. It was about this long.
Speaker D
Ice fishing pole.
Speaker C
That's what I said. I said, that's one of them ice fishing poles. She said, well, I gotta catch one with it. I said, all right. I throwed it out there, handed it to her.
Speaker D
Well, you didn't miss anything. Not tail hunting.
Speaker C
How did it feel without feel?
Speaker D
Yeah, it don't feel right. I can tell you that. It was like a. Obviously something missing. But there's a big giant hole at the end of that blind that can't never be filled. So it was.
Speaker B
Oh yeah. I felt that last year when I said get in for the real chair.
Speaker C
I was like, that was the first poc. An opener I missed in 30 years.
Speaker A
30 years in a row.
Speaker B
Yeah. It wasn't a terrible season, but there have been better ones.
Speaker C
Well, you just go. I mean.
Speaker B
Yeah, you go because you go. You go because it's open. That's what I did.
Speaker C
But down there it feels. You know, they don't. He didn't never hold them because he didn't want the wood ducks. They might a house and home if you put water on everything and well, barely came in.
Speaker D
That was a good.
Speaker C
Yeah, I seen him at church.
Speaker D
He. He took old Dinghauser and brushed all the blinds, which was a very nice surprise. Yes, sir.
Speaker A
Dinghauser.
Speaker D
Dinghauser is the new affectionate Nickname that Burley gave Old. Okay.
Speaker B
Ding Hower. So is that.
Speaker D
I see it.
Speaker B
That a mashup between a dingleberry and.
Speaker A
I was like, I feel like I'm gonna know who Dinghauser is, but I need to know who it is.
Speaker D
Oh, I. I told Kate. I said, look, I said, I want you to go with Burley this week. He's in town for the men's retreat. I said, he's on break. You in on brushing blinds and. And whatnot. He said, okay. So after that first day of work, old Burrow cosmetic. He said, yeah, that old Dang. How's your boy? You got to talk real slow to him. I said, who you talking about? He said, that old boy, that old boy you sent out here, he speaks. That speaks that southern gibberish. You know, like that guy on that show Banga. Naga, Naga, Naga, Naga. I said, you talking about Boomhauer on the King of the Hill. He's an old Boom Howard. I thought it was Dinghauser.
Speaker B
Well, dang. How's it better, though.
Speaker C
You can't copy. You got to make your own Burrow.
Speaker D
Been calling him Dang Houser for the last two weeks. Been pretty funny.
Speaker C
He'd been answering him, too, ain't he?
Speaker D
Oh, yeah.
Speaker B
What are you not going to answer, Burley? Yeah.
Speaker D
You really answer Barrel.
Speaker B
Yeah, he don't. His name ain't Burley because he's small. Yeah, you just kind of smile and say, yes, sir to him.
Speaker D
Oh, yeah.
Speaker A
The fact that he hung Dean Hauser, he ate up a nickname and just threw it on him, and he will never get away from it for the rest of his life.
Speaker D
I did tell you this, though. The boy went out there and worked his tail off. I know Burrow put him through the ringer.
Speaker C
I bet you he did.
Speaker D
Yeah.
Speaker A
I'm not. I'm not going.
Speaker D
And you'll be shocked at this. So, you know, the big rain came the other day. I was in a rush to get all them food plots planted, so I needed help. Mainly picked somebody to carry around the fertilizer and seed for me while I did all the work. So I got a group text. The group text is growing the Duck boys and the Buck Boys. You know, you got.
Speaker A
It's growing all the.
Speaker D
So, yes, growing. I added John Luke and Ding Hauser and a couple of other ones.
Speaker A
I'm not going to get past Ding Houser for a while. I'm a laugh at that every time.
Speaker B
Ding Howser is a good one.
Speaker D
Oh, yeah. There's about eight of them on that's.
Speaker B
That'S probably the best one. Yeah, yeah. In a minute.
Speaker D
Burrow said Southern gibberish.
Speaker B
Southern gibberish. Well, he is correct.
Speaker D
Oh, he is.
Speaker B
He is very correct on that is what he's from John Luke's on the.
Speaker D
Oh, yeah, John Luke. John Luke told me he won't start duck hunting this year, which is, I think is awesome. He also told me he's gonna start training Jiu jitsu with me. So that's gonna be interesting. And. And Smock boy, baby. Smock.
Speaker A
Smocky McMockerton.
Speaker D
Yep. He's going to start next week.
Speaker A
He's going to have his ye monogrammed.
Speaker B
What's wrong with John Luke? He don't think he going to live very long. I know he's about to hit 30. So. Is he having his midlife crisis?
Speaker D
I think so. I think so.
Speaker C
You have him?
Speaker B
I turn 40. Didn't do another before long.
Speaker D
So anyway, I sent a message out to all the. All the duck boys and I said, hey, I need some help. Got to get seed in the ground, get it fertilized, get it haired over. Who wants to help? But usually when I send out the message, it's like a day of silence.
Speaker B
Crickets, everybody waiting to see who the first one to respond.
Speaker D
I know, because half the people on that list ain't got nothing to do.
Speaker C
Take some, text them and say, who wants to go hunting in the morning?
Speaker D
Yeah, well, that'd be different. Who wants to go duck hunting? But no, this is so. But to my surprise, and I was pretty fired, everybody, Christian and John Luke were the first two to get back. I'll be there.
Speaker C
And they showed up.
Speaker D
And they showed up.
Speaker C
Good for them.
Speaker D
Yeah. And oh, Reeves. Oh, oh, oh, Reeves. He don't have a nickname yet.
Speaker A
He needs one.
Speaker D
He doesn't need one.
Speaker A
He's got a look about him.
Speaker B
It ain't going to be Dinghauser.
Speaker D
No, it ain't going to be.
Speaker B
You ain't topping Ding.
Speaker A
You got to have somebody like Burley or Phil to hang a nickname.
Speaker D
Well, that's right.
Speaker B
Yeah. Ding. Howser. That's it.
Speaker A
Harley's got that ability. Phil has that ability, but Willie. Willie's got it.
Speaker B
Yeah, Ding.
Speaker A
How will he'll be more insulting, like Butt Cut.
Speaker D
Well, that's right.
Speaker A
Ding Housers.
Speaker D
That's funny because Burl called Jacob but cut all morning in the duck blind. So what?
Speaker B
But again, what are you going to say to it?
Speaker D
No, you ain't going to say no.
Speaker B
You say yes. I mean, that's all you so early. Can you. Hey, the stuff that, you know, some of us maybe want to say, but. Yeah. Barely can. Barely can say it. There's two people so far that could say it down there. It's Phil and Burley.
Speaker D
Yeah.
Speaker B
Bill. Because of respect. Barely. Because of terror.
Speaker D
Yeah.
Speaker C
Yeah.
Speaker A
See, but this is a lie. I just looked up Dane Jennings. Who is Burley on Oklahoma's roster from back in the 70s where he was a linebacker?
Speaker B
Yeah.
Speaker A
It says 62206.
Speaker B
Well, then when did he hit his growth?
Speaker D
He's about six four.
Speaker B
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker A
I'm six two two zero six and he's way bigger than me.
Speaker B
Yeah. His hands wouldn't Let him weigh 206. Ain't no way. Unless Burley hit a growth spurt at 28. They were. They were hedging the bets the wrong way back then. Now everybody goes the other way. Everybody that you see now says 62206 is 5, 11 and 195.
Speaker D
Yeah.
Speaker B
So maybe back then they were trying to shrink him. You know, he's a. Yeah.
Speaker C
He didn't want people to be scared of him.
Speaker B
Could you imagine him running downhill at you?
Speaker A
Oh, I'm getting mad at you.
Speaker D
I've had it. I've had him pick me up and run me into the.
Speaker B
Oh, but I'm talking about it when he was playing at the University of Oklahoma. I'm just saying, like, you're in trouble.
Speaker D
He did me, and he was 62.
Speaker B
Yeah. When he was 22 and nothing but gristle.
Speaker D
He did. His daddy did it to Bill Phillips.
Speaker B
Yeah, well, he probably deserved it.
Speaker D
You know he did.
Speaker B
There's a strong chance w e earned it. Got exactly what was coming for him.
Speaker D
No. Burrow is an impressive specimen. He's his age.
Speaker A
He's one of the biggest people. I think I know he's a big.
Speaker B
One just by like, sheer size, mass, volume. Yeah. Yeah, but doesn't look bad. Like, he just kept walking up. You're like, oh, yeah.
Speaker D
Well, he told me. Told me the other day. He said, stone, you don't know it, but you're my best friend now.
Speaker B
Oh, that's a lot of pressure.
Speaker D
He said, I know you don't feel the same way. I said, well, how you know that? I know. He said, I dated this girl one time. She didn't know I was dating her for about. Until about two months in.
Speaker C
He knows.
Speaker B
He knows, but he knew.
Speaker D
She didn't know, but he know it.
Speaker A
I love j. That's funny.
Speaker B
He is a gym man.
Speaker A
And he's so. But he's so soft spoken too. Like when we've had him on here.
Speaker B
He'S just like, yes, he don't say a lot. That's the kind that you really got to fear.
Speaker D
Well, you got to poke him. You got it. You got to get him started.
Speaker B
Yeah, poking him.
Speaker D
Yeah.
Speaker B
No, I just shake his hand and keep walking.
Speaker A
I don't even really like doing that because it hurts my hand.
Speaker D
I made the mistake of wrestling with him one time.
Speaker C
No, no, that's leverage.
Speaker A
He's so big.
Speaker B
Oh, he's a big.
Speaker D
Oh, we had a good time though. He broke. Them boys ain't good.
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Speaker C
We came home from the camp yesterday and pulled in this place, and it had a baskin robins. I looked at her, I said, let's get some ice cream.
Speaker B
Yeah.
Speaker C
He said, yeah, let's do it. I got me some ice cream. I got one scoop. That's all I got.
Speaker B
That hurt, didn't it?
Speaker C
Boy, it was gone quick. It was good. It was good, boy.
Speaker A
What flavor did you get? Let's just go all the way here.
Speaker C
Cookies and cream.
Speaker B
Is there another one?
Speaker A
There's plenty of.
Speaker B
Oh, I know.
Speaker C
You got mint 31.
Speaker B
Oh, mint chocolate chip.
Speaker D
Mint chocolate chips good, too.
Speaker A
Are you blaspheming mint chocolate chip?
Speaker B
I just don't get the appeal. Like, if it's not in a milkshake, I don't get the appeal as a shake. I like it, but it's just a scoop of ice cream. There's at least a hundred flavors. Yeah, there's at least a hundred.
Speaker C
But, yeah, cookies and cream.
Speaker A
I mean, pretty much anything over mint chocolate chip.
Speaker B
Yeah. Pecan pralines and cream. Like, there's so many that are.
Speaker A
Mint chocolate chip is better than anything with nuts.
Speaker B
Just go to the store and buy an Andes and eat it like you just had mint chocolate chip ice cream without the experience. Like, you don't cold.
Speaker A
You're froze. One of those, though.
Speaker B
What, a frozen Andes? Yeah. I mean, it's on the way to it. Where were those?
Speaker D
Piccadilly.
Speaker B
Yeah.
Speaker A
You'd always get one for a dime when you left Piccadilly. Yeah, man, them things.
Speaker B
But I just. No, I don't.
Speaker D
Chinese restaurant, too. Wouldn't you.
Speaker B
It ain't. It ain't my thing. Mint chocolate chip. Brittany loves it. I just.
Speaker D
Oh, Anna loves it.
Speaker A
Chip rules.
Speaker B
Yeah, I think it's a. It's way more skewed towards the females that like it than the male.
Speaker C
I wonder why. I don't like it either.
Speaker B
So that's what.
Speaker A
Well, ladies. I love it. For all the ladies out there listening.
Speaker C
Well, that's what he's talking about. It's key, Mom.
Speaker B
I said skewed more. I didn't say there's no man that like it. I just said it skewed more towards a female. Now, you took that as an insult. That's fine. If you would like.
Speaker A
I don't like how you're personally attacking mint chocolate chip and me and all the ladies that like.
Speaker B
And you're catching a stray by your affinity towards mint chocolate.
Speaker A
Literally my favorite. I'm like, give me that.
Speaker D
Do you like pumpkin spice?
Speaker A
No. Pumpkins are gross decoration.
Speaker C
What's that for? For October, I guess. That pumpkin. I see.
Speaker B
Yeah. Whenever they get.
Speaker A
When did that become a thing?
Speaker B
I don't know. Had to be from Canada.
Speaker D
Yeah.
Speaker C
Huh.
Speaker B
Bath. Yeah.
Speaker A
I don't get the pumpkin. Like everybody like we gotta have pumpkin bread. We gotta have pumpkin coffee. We gotta have.
Speaker B
No, I. You know what? I'm my. For pumpkin. That's like what you give dogs after they have surgery so that they have a bowel movement. You can check me on that. That is. That is legit.
Speaker C
I know best laughing pumpkin spice.
Speaker B
But that's the. The only time I've bought a pumpkin for eating was to feed my dog after she had ACL surgery to make sure that she could poop.
Speaker A
That was the wildest sentence I've ever heard in my life.
Speaker B
But I'm just saying, I don't.
Speaker A
I bought a pumpkin after my dog.
Speaker B
No, you bought it in the can.
Speaker A
ACL surgery like it's Odell Beckham.
Speaker B
No, you buy it in the can.
Speaker C
Can.
Speaker B
Can.
Speaker C
Pumpkin, pumpkins.
Speaker B
You get a can.
Speaker A
A whole pumpkin in a can.
Speaker B
I don't know. But it's some weird looking little mash that Jude loved and it wasn't long until she pooped. So it works very good as a laxative for do.
Speaker A
Why did you dog have to poop over ACL surgery?
Speaker B
Because they put her on autumn pain meds.
Speaker A
How did you know your dog tore.
Speaker B
Their ACL when she can't stand on it.
Speaker C
Do you, Tony?
Speaker B
Yeah. She was pretty obvious that she had a torn ac. Well, I didn't know it was torn acl. It was obvious there was a problem. And then upon X ray it was a torn acl, acl. And then so she went and had a fusion surgery done to put it all back together.
Speaker A
How far we've come.
Speaker B
Yeah, it's great.
Speaker A
Old Yeller would not have had a pumpkin.
Speaker B
No.
Speaker A
Just sent him.
Speaker B
Oh yeah. Oh. Yeller would have been referred to as tripod from there. You know, like.
Speaker A
Like that dog in the neighborhood.
Speaker B
Yeah.
Speaker A
I ain't seen that dog lately.
Speaker B
Old Tripod. Yeah.
Speaker A
Is that dog still around?
Speaker D
No, it's dead.
Speaker B
He go.
Speaker C
He's down in the ground with dirt on his.
Speaker A
Kind of between me and stone. And you'd see him every once in a while. I ain't seen him in a while.
Speaker D
So no, he gone.
Speaker B
Old Tripod got snuffed out.
Speaker C
Old tripod get out of the way quick enough.
Speaker A
Yeah, he was fast for you know he'd be Faster than I would.
Speaker C
Yeah, we had one. Paula's daddy had a lab that somebody in the neighborhood shot him his leg. I had to take his leg off and he run around and no problem. Yeah, he got around pretty good.
Speaker B
He'd run place I used to deer hunt. We had an old doe there that was a tripod. She had. She was a three legged doe and she made it. I guess she died of old age. No, it was like everybody's rule was like no, nobody's shooting her. And she always. She always had phones. Like she was a healthy looking deer. She just didn't have a fourth leg. We didn't know whatever happened to it if somebody shot it and you know, whatever. You never really knew. She just showed up one day with three legs.
Speaker A
Three legged deer.
Speaker B
Deer and had twin foam.
Speaker A
I would not want to be a deer.
Speaker B
Yeah.
Speaker A
Especially around here.
Speaker B
Oh, imagine a summer where you can't go inside. Are you kidding me?
Speaker A
And then you. It is finally cools off and Cy Robertson's looking at you through a.
Speaker B
And all you smell is cheap cigarette smoke and there's just.
Speaker A
There's small whisks going past you ten feet above you, three feet beneath you.
Speaker B
Pray. And you don't have a Gibson come by and get you in a Ponch. Then you got to survive. That it is what deer can tote. Yeah. Oh, they're tougher than I am.
Speaker A
I had to lay down by now.
Speaker B
And said, see just like I don't want. Oh brother, where art thou? If you Nick, you a census man. I'm going to lay right there. I ain't going far. I hate you. Nick me and let's get this over with, bro. Oh yeah, it's. They got a. They got a survival instinct in them. But ducks are too, man. Well, them ducks are.
Speaker C
Yes. Any animal really is.
Speaker B
Yeah.
Speaker A
Look up.
Speaker B
What you think they're trying to live? I don't think they know. Heavens on the other side they don't. You know.
Speaker A
That's a good point.
Speaker B
Yeah, they're not. I don't think that they just trying.
Speaker C
To survive and doing it.
Speaker B
Just making it the only way they know how to. Yeah. You see them ducks, man, they're. They tough. All them things are tough.
Speaker A
Speaking of south of I10.
Speaker B
Oh, what happened down there is that that panther would probably been there by now.
Speaker A
Actually, what's funny is during this I did have an email of it at a new bayou in Louisiana. There we go, people. Y' all can't. I'm trying to support this. And like you said, the Same panther from so many places. It's hard to stand on this.
Speaker B
I love our fans, though, because they think they're the first person that sent us that.
Speaker A
I know the first person that sent it to me, she's from Arkansas.
Speaker B
Arkansas.
Speaker A
She thought it was in Arkansas.
Speaker B
Is it the woman that makes us oatmeal cream pie?
Speaker A
Yeah.
Speaker B
Well, she gets jumped to the front of the line.
Speaker A
Anyway, me and her tight. Anyway, I have this sales rep and he comes by and he said, oh, he stopped at one of them gas stations along I10. You know, beautiful. Greatest gas stations in the world.
Speaker B
Yes.
Speaker A
And you know how you've always wanted. You know how everybody loves pork skins, Chicken skin.
Speaker B
Boom, he got them. Yeah, I've had them.
Speaker A
Chicken brought me a half a pound of them.
Speaker B
How good was that?
Speaker A
I don't know.
Speaker B
You ain't ate them yet?
Speaker A
I ate all of them. Oh, I spent a lot of money with that guy. I was like, hey, you know what? I don't even care what you're selling.
Speaker B
You know that I 10 theory travels west because I just got back from South Texas. And when you stop at them gas stations down there for tacos, I mean, they're so good.
Speaker A
I think there's something. The better. The closer you are to the equator, the better you cook. Have you seen Canada's food? Got her.
Speaker B
I've never had a gas station poutine. Yeah, I will say that.
Speaker A
I wouldn't. I wouldn't even ask for one.
Speaker B
Yeah, well, I would, but then I'd be concerned what I'd actually get because it sounds not great. Yeah.
Speaker A
You know what do people. I had gas station fried chicken for lunch on Saturday.
Speaker B
Did you?
Speaker A
It was just looking at me square in the eye, that chicken thighs like, I'm only gonna do one because I'm a healthy person now.
Speaker D
You ain't gonna believe this. Best gas station food around here is in Luna BJ's. They got.
Speaker A
Oh, no, I've heard that.
Speaker D
Oh, they got a pit out back now where they're smoking ribs.
Speaker B
Wow.
Speaker D
Bacon wrapped chicken stuffed with cream cheese and jalapeno pepper stuffed with cream cheese wrapped in bacon. I went back here. I had to know. I said, I got to see the. I got to see the smoker. They took me back here. I mean, it's a. It's a big old.
Speaker B
Did you clarify. Did you clarify that by smoker you meant cooker? You go to VJs and say, I want to see the smoker. They're like, well, there's seven of them out Front, everybody.
Speaker D
Everybody's smoking back there. All kinds of smoking going on. Yeah, but I went back here. There's a big old timey offset smoker. They got hickory wood back to a. Doing it right, son? Because I could taste that hickory on them ribs, and I'm like, man, they didn't do this in the oven.
Speaker C
Was I tender?
Speaker D
Huh?
Speaker C
Was they tender?
Speaker D
Yeah, they was tender.
Speaker C
I remember when you cooked them ribs up there and feel a bite. He said, too tender.
Speaker D
He said, nope, you missed it on that stone. I was like, what? He said, too tender.
Speaker C
He went back, got some more, though.
Speaker D
Oh, yeah, he did.
Speaker A
I brought Phil some. Some fan brought Phil a bunch of fresh shrimp from the Gulf one time. And I took him down there. He. I opened the ice chest. He goes too big and just walked off. I said, sir.
Speaker C
I'll give him a microwave cookbook for Christmas one year, Joe. As a prank present, you know?
Speaker A
Yeah, that's funny. Do gas stations up north cook, or are they just selling, like, candy?
Speaker B
Well, they do. Like, you know, you see, all these people would like that, love the Casey's gas station that say their pizza is.
Speaker A
Good or something, but Casey's pizza is not bad.
Speaker B
Yeah, but I mean, that's because you're considering where you are.
Speaker A
That's. Yeah. The worst pizza I ever had. Still good pizza.
Speaker B
Yeah, exactly. Like, I. I mean, I'll eat every pizza I've ever had. I would eat again. I mean, if you put them up in a lineup, probably not, but, you know, pizza is good.
Speaker D
Worst food, as in South Dakota, that. There was no seasoning on nothing.
Speaker B
That sounds like Scotland, because that was the worst experience of my life.
Speaker C
Great.
Speaker B
Anytime John 1 leaves to go to.
Speaker C
Subway, we've reached the best thing I.
Speaker B
Ever had over Subway. We've reached a new bot.
Speaker C
Well, look, you ever been to. You ever been invited over to your friend's house for this new Scottish dish?
Speaker A
I don't have any.
Speaker B
How many places? How many Scottish restaurants?
Speaker A
Total friends.
Speaker D
They know Scottish restaurants around.
Speaker B
Yeah, that's why they drink all the time. You know what? Scotland's got scotch.
Speaker C
Oh, yeah.
Speaker B
Good, because there ain't nothing else going on up there.
Speaker D
Dark beer.
Speaker A
Totally.
Speaker B
Just put scotch.
Speaker C
You got a Waffle House franchise over there. You would change the culture.
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Speaker A
It's my Waffle House waitress's birthday tomorrow. I gotta remember that. Happy birthday, Amanda.
Speaker B
Amanda. Happy birthday, Amanda. Look at there. Look at life, man. Look shining.
Speaker A
We're going to morning some. And she told us it was her birthday, so we go every Tuesday.
Speaker C
They make good almonds.
Speaker A
I finally am to the point where our drinks are waiting for us when they see us pull up. Me and the boys go every Tuesday at well Road.
Speaker D
Huh?
Speaker A
And. And ever. The last time I walked in, she was like, it was. Our table was set and I was like, I'm a regular again. I've reached that status I used to. We don't go to. They boys were refused to go to Denny's. Good.
Speaker D
Yes.
Speaker B
I like, really?
Speaker C
I've been over either. I need to go.
Speaker A
I somehow convinced my kids that Waffle House is the only breakfast food, which I agree with. But like now I'm like, hey, I want to try something else. Like, no, we have to. I'm like, okay. Oh, we got to go to Waffle House.
Speaker D
Oh, Danny. Denny Got a $20 omelette over $20 omelet.
Speaker C
Got everything in it.
Speaker D
I don't know, man. I had no idea it was gonna be $20 I never would have got it.
Speaker A
Was it like. Oh, was it like the places where you can just keep adding stuff and then it.
Speaker D
I guess it ran away.
Speaker B
Oh, build your own. Yeah, that happened.
Speaker D
I did. I did. The ultimate omelette. I'm like, everything you got. Put it on there.
Speaker A
Oh, that does.
Speaker D
And it turned out to be 20, $22. But you were full. Oh, I was full. It was good.
Speaker B
And I was about to say. You didn't say nothing bad about it.
Speaker D
Other than real good. Real good omelette. And then Anna called me. I was on my way to work, and she called me. She said, would you spend $22 at Denny's? Every time I spend money, her phone dings, you know?
Speaker B
Yeah, that's a toughie.
Speaker A
I'd have to have that.
Speaker D
Big Dave, what are you doing at Denny's? Who'd you buy his breakfast for? I said, me.
Speaker B
You should have said Dinglehauser.
Speaker A
We split. It was 18. Eggs are expensive these days.
Speaker B
Man. I'm changing his name in my phone.
Speaker D
D8.
Speaker B
Yeah, just ding Hauser. I'm gonna spell it phonetically, just so it makes me laugh every time I see it.
Speaker C
Yeah.
Speaker B
Dang Hauser.
Speaker A
D I, N, G, H, O, W.
Speaker C
S, E. Well, is there still some tail around? It's.
Speaker D
Oh, yeah, there's two.
Speaker A
Oh, no, there's two.
Speaker D
I say there's two. Me and Kate, dang Hauser drive by and literally 10 yards from the decoy spread. I look in there and. And Casey, hey, One of them decor swimming around. I'm like, that's a real steel. And there were two tail just sitting there looking at us. And we're sitting in the four winter. He's got some jive going. Loud music playing. And the two are just looking at us. We drove off.
Speaker C
I knew you.
Speaker D
They never moved. And he said, I think I'm gonna hunt. This ain't it. He said, man, oh, what's Fade gonna hunt this evening? So they. They pull up there. They get out of the rig and sneak up on him. They still in the decoys, and they slip up there and jump up and shoot them.
Speaker B
There you go. That's being mad at him, son. I ain't that mad.
Speaker C
I can't believe I stayed.
Speaker D
I can't either. I told him, I said, you shouldn't have shot them. Let them breed.
Speaker C
That's some good ducks to hunt.
Speaker A
There they stay there.
Speaker D
But then blue.
Speaker B
And they require some help. I think I'm going to try. So I was in South Texas with my academy folks this week. And we had a chef. Her name's Jess Prowl. She hardcore carnivore. If you're listening, if you've ever seen any of her stuff, she makes seasonings and stuff. She's Australian that moved here. And anyway, she's cool as crap. I got to be her sous chef, which was kind of a quasi goal for me. I've always wanted to, like, be a sous chef for a really good chef, because I think it's fun. And we made Nashville hot dove sliders. So she deboned a bunch of doves and then we fried them. She said, do you know how to fry? I said, yes, ma'.
Speaker C
Am.
Speaker B
Yes.
Speaker C
I, I, I can fry Word from the side.
Speaker B
Yeah, I can fry for you. And then she made, like, the hot chili oil, man, and dumped them dove, them fried doves off in that hot chili oil and put it on a little King's Hawaiian deal with some pickles.
Speaker D
Well, that sounds incredible.
Speaker B
And you want to talk about. Fine.
Speaker C
Made you want to go through some more.
Speaker B
Oh, I was mad that we had killed our daily limit already. I would have. You could have easily talked me back into going and doing it again just to have those again.
Speaker D
That hardcore carnivores legit.
Speaker B
Yeah. Jess is. She's good people, man.
Speaker A
And King's Hawaiian rolls, I could eat a whole bag of them.
Speaker D
Just.
Speaker B
Yeah. So take a fried dove and hot chili oil with a pickle and put on that and just get you a big, big bite of it. It was so good. But I never even thought about doing Nashville hot stuff with our game, period. I mean, I think you could do it on the blue wings, and you wouldn't really know their mustard. You would be so distracted by the, the chili oil that you'd, like, forget that it's made out of blue wing, you know?
Speaker A
How did Nashville claim that?
Speaker B
Well, they got that hot chicken restaurant.
Speaker A
I know, but how did they claim that?
Speaker B
Why not?
Speaker A
It's just weird.
Speaker D
Nashville hot.
Speaker B
I know. If you go to Nashville and you get the hot, hot stuff. You do not. That is a unpleasant experience. It gets too hot. Because then they went on that, well, ours is hotter than theirs.
Speaker A
Yeah.
Speaker B
And then they went down a road where you don't come back from, where it's like, no, I can't eat this. It's, it's, it's not fun.
Speaker C
That's all you taste. You can't taste the food.
Speaker B
Yeah, that's. It's out. So this, whatever she did with her seasoning was like the perfect. It was hot for a minute. And Then it was gone. It was good. It was fantastic.
Speaker C
I'm a grill this evening.
Speaker B
Now what you grill?
Speaker A
We all got hungry fast.
Speaker C
I got some pork chop, thick.
Speaker D
You got to brown them. You better brown them first.
Speaker C
Oh, they sitting in a bowl right now.
Speaker B
They swimming right now, ain't they?
Speaker D
We got to brine them chops.
Speaker B
They. They swim.
Speaker A
And we're eating out of a crock pot tonight, so I'll probably lose a little weight.
Speaker B
Yeah, well, Brittany got Bible study tonight, so it's probably cold McCain sausage for me.
Speaker A
Oh, that's better.
Speaker B
By the time I get the boys.
Speaker A
In the bed, we're still on that crock pot. Now Allison's working, so I'm committed to not complaining, and so is she. And then she finally made this chicken thing. I was like, that was pretty good. And she said, what about another crock pot meal? And said, you might as well run that chicken back. I just put it in tortilla. And she said, that was terrible. I was like, I didn't know you thought it was terrible too. I mean, it was. It was decent, like it was edible. But I just.
Speaker B
I.
Speaker A
We can't figure out.
Speaker B
I got a whole box of crock pot cards. You need it?
Speaker A
No, we need a lot of help.
Speaker B
Yeah.
Speaker A
We found the pioneer woman crock pot recipes. We're trying one of them tonight, I think.
Speaker D
Stick to that tortilla soup. You'll be.
Speaker B
Well, October is called Crocktober. You know, for all the crock pot folks, it's Crocktober. So that's when everybody post all their. Their recipe.
Speaker C
Timber Crocktober.
Speaker A
Having a wife back in the workforce and not being the pioneer woman from one to four every day is. You know, I'm losing weight. Actually, I'm gaining weight because now I'm just eating candy because I'm like this. This dinner sucks. I used to come home to, like, a four course meal of, like, homemade meatballs.
Speaker B
Yeah. But she working hard, and now she's influencing young minds. Yeah.
Speaker A
Hey, I'm not complaining about that part. I'm happy for her. She's loving it. But.
Speaker D
Yeah, you teaching.
Speaker A
We're trying to figure out the dinner because we were kind of eating like kings for the past. Well, I'm not gonna say 15 years because she was terrible when we first got married.
Speaker B
Yeah. But, like, she found her stride about.
Speaker A
About nine years ago. She figured out how to cook. And, you know, now we're just don't have the time.
Speaker B
Yeah. Where'd it go?
Speaker A
And so we're just trying These people. Oh, man, you're gonna love this crock pot thing. And I'm like, you people eat this.
Speaker C
We went on vacation. That's what we do every morning when we go out and do whatever we're doing. We went to Yellowstone.
Speaker B
Yeah.
Speaker C
Them gals would get in there and put something in the crock potty. Be ready when we got back.
Speaker A
Was it good?
Speaker C
Yeah.
Speaker A
We just ain't figured it out. I think we got a crap.
Speaker B
Was it good or were you hungry?
Speaker C
No, it's good because I forgot them.
Speaker B
Right.
Speaker C
And done that and then put it all in there, but.
Speaker B
Oh, I don't know. Yeah.
Speaker D
And then put them in the slow.
Speaker C
Cooker or just bash.
Speaker B
Just browned them. Yeah.
Speaker D
Seared them.
Speaker B
Yeah.
Speaker D
When I went to visit Kyle, buddy, Kylie's. What, are we gonna wait for dinner? We gonna go out to a steakhouse? He said, oh, we'll just throw something in the slow cooker.
Speaker B
And I went, that's Minnesota.
Speaker D
Nice for you about Johnny D. That's.
Speaker A
Probably what happened to my house. I bought it from Kyle and he cursed it with crock pot. At least this house is for crock pot.
Speaker B
Yeah. Can I introduce an air fryer?
Speaker C
They got that fast one now.
Speaker D
The fast pressure cooker.
Speaker B
Is that what it is?
Speaker C
I don't know what it is.
Speaker A
I've seen it. You like, but you have to like, and if you're not careful, it will explode.
Speaker B
You talking about, like, instant pot?
Speaker C
Yeah.
Speaker B
It'll blow up, I think so. We got a pioneer woman instant pot. I don't think I've ever used it because I'm like, I don't. What would you cook in here? I don't need anything instantly.
Speaker A
That's what a microwave is for.
Speaker B
And an air fryer is pretty good at instant. It doesn't take long in there if you just are in a hurry. Neither does a hot cast iron skillet and a piece of beef, though.
Speaker A
So, you know, it's really good, too. There's this place over Monroe that's got these frozen boudin egg rolls.
Speaker B
Wait, what?
Speaker A
Yeah. I'm letting you in on this. I can't tell you.
Speaker B
Why can't you? How am I gonna go get it?
Speaker A
It's called Beef and Barrel.
Speaker C
They got in the back right there. Boudin.
Speaker A
Boudin egg rolls. You put them in the air fryer for 12 minutes at 4 hundy.
Speaker D
They get them from Bestop, too.
Speaker B
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker C
Boudin kolaches.
Speaker D
So good.
Speaker B
Yeah, kolaches are. It's just got to be Good Boudin. That's the problem. But the best OP ones is good. So this is the one with pepper jack cheese in it. They have him. Because that's the one I always opt for. Like when I'm at those gas stations, I get Boudin egg rolls.
Speaker A
Spicy.
Speaker B
Yeah. Yeah. That's because it's best. Stop. Boudin. Bestop's good. What was the name of that gas station?
Speaker D
Or the place where you get beef and barrel.
Speaker B
Thanks.
Speaker D
Boy, Hunter just got hungry in Monroe.
Speaker B
Hunter can almost see that place from his house. Right? Like, if there wasn't a bunch of trees there. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker A
It's not far from.
Speaker B
Is it on 18th? Is that where that one is?
Speaker C
Bring us home tomorrow.
Speaker A
It's in, like, the middle of a neighborhood. One of those weird Monroe places.
Speaker B
I got you.
Speaker A
Yeah, I'm. So why did we go down food every time?
Speaker C
Every time.
Speaker B
Because it's what brings everybody together.
Speaker A
It brings us to the table.
Speaker B
Yeah, we're doing emails. Do you have a voicemail? Do we need.
Speaker A
I was. Do a voicemail, Hunter.
Speaker B
Yeah.
Speaker D
Okay.
Speaker A
All of our emails are Black Panther sighting, Black Panther, Black Panther sighting, Black Panthers, Scorpion, Scorpion, Black Panther. Oh, dream interpretation.
Speaker B
And why are ties in the NFL a thing?
Speaker A
Why are. Why is the NFL.
Speaker B
Why are ties in the NFL? I think I just don't understand. Or am I doing. No, go ahead.
Speaker A
Hit us with a voicemail.
Speaker B
Call us at 318-215-6559 or email us.
Speaker A
At hello@duck call room.com. goblin, you're going to want to listen to this. So you're going to need those headphones.
Speaker D
But on years go.
Speaker B
Yeah. Or at least an ear.
Speaker A
Beth is not doing American Sign Language. She's doing Canadian Sign language. And he doesn't know that one. He's only knows asl.
Speaker B
Hi, I'm Rachel from Brooklyn, Georgia, and I always want to know for everybody, what is your favorite song right now? For me, it's that song by Elevation Rhythm, Goodbye Yesterday. Super catchy. What's happening? Oh, I thought. Wow. I thought that was a Hunter sound effect. That was just Stone's phone.
Speaker A
Oh, Stone's ring.
Speaker B
That's Danghauser.
Speaker A
What was the question?
Speaker B
Favorite song right now?
Speaker A
Her favorite song.
Speaker B
Her favorite song is Elevation Worship. I knew the one she's talking about. Elevation Rhythm by Goodbye Yesterday, I think.
Speaker A
Or Tomorrow, I don't know. What?
Speaker B
Do I need to replay it?
Speaker A
Nah. What's your favorite song, Martin? Oh, I might go back and listen to her favorite song.
Speaker C
What?
Speaker B
Trying to think. I don't you don't have a favorite song right now? I mean, I just have songs I listen to, but I don't. Well, I mean, the one that's probably the most listened to on my phone right now is still Unashamed by Matthew West. Because every time I get in my truck, the boys say, play unashamed, daddy. Play unashamed.
Speaker A
We have.
Speaker B
And so you do that, Lottie.
Speaker A
Lottie's song is Lemonade.
Speaker B
New song would be Cole Swindell. Just did one of. Called Make Heaven Crowded, which I thought was a really cool. And I think it's only been out about two or three days now, which is a. It's an interesting take. It's kind of a country worship mashup almost. So it's. It's an interesting tune.
Speaker A
So tree western mashup.
Speaker B
Yeah, worship. Not country western.
Speaker A
Country worship.
Speaker B
Those are very much just a genre.
Speaker D
Yeah.
Speaker A
Country western would not be a mash. Just kind of how they used to do it.
Speaker B
Country and western, but I don't know.
Speaker D
Broken Window Serenade.
Speaker C
I don't know what I said.
Speaker B
Go and. Whiskey Myers.
Speaker D
Whiskey Myers. I'm a big Whiskey Myers fan.
Speaker B
Yeah.
Speaker D
It's the. They're the new Leonard Skynyrd.
Speaker A
The new Leonard Skynyrd.
Speaker D
Yeah.
Speaker A
Godwin.
Speaker C
I ain't been listening to much radio lately.
Speaker A
He's still on Rush.
Speaker B
I am, however. No idea who the person is playing the halftime show.
Speaker A
Oh, me and. Me and some of my friends are on a group message.
Speaker B
Yeah.
Speaker A
And they were like, do we know? I. I thought it was a girl. Turns out it's a guy that speaks Spanish.
Speaker B
Yeah.
Speaker A
That is playing the halftime show at the Super Bowl.
Speaker B
Yeah.
Speaker A
And he's named after a rabbit.
Speaker B
Bad bunny.
Speaker A
What does that mean?
Speaker B
I don't know.
Speaker A
We're getting too old.
Speaker B
Yeah, we are. We're officially that age bracket.
Speaker A
But I do listen to cool, cool new Christian rap music from Indie Tribe. They're awesome.
Speaker B
Indie Tribe. So that's your.
Speaker A
No matter what. That's my favorite song right now.
Speaker B
Okay. Anything Indie trap. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker A
It's. It's. It's a good jump rope in music.
Speaker B
Okay. They.
Speaker A
They say good things about Jesus and they talk fast. So you jump rope faster.
Speaker B
I ever get in the need to do that. More of a slower down kind of fella.
Speaker A
Slower down kind of. You got good workout music.
Speaker B
Always said, you don't have to worry about me getting on uppers, buddy.
Speaker A
Okay. Yeah, that's probably true.
Speaker B
What?
Speaker A
But I missed it. I had something. It's gone.
Speaker B
I don't Know how about a Bible version? Let's go home. What do you think?
Speaker C
I need to start that grill.
Speaker B
Yeah, I am. I won't goblin to be able to eat. There's a bunch of deer Louisiana who tonight is their next to last meal. And they don't even know it is tomorrow deer season. October 1st. Two days away.
Speaker C
Yeah.
Speaker A
Oh my. I've been trying to figure out why I've been selling so many hunting license today.
Speaker B
Yeah, there it is. October 1st.
Speaker D
But what October 3rd is my birthday.
Speaker C
Is it?
Speaker D
You know how old I'm be 50. Ivo.
Speaker B
Eddie.
Speaker C
50 years old.
Speaker A
And you don't know who Bad Bunny is.
Speaker D
And I have no idea, nor do I want to know.
Speaker B
But you do know who Dane Houser is.
Speaker D
Oh, Burley and Dinghy.
Speaker A
You know what? I'm gonna say it right now. That is better company early. And Dinghauser. I don't know you Mr. Bunny, but I don't really feel like getting hunter.
Speaker B
You got any experience with Bad Bunny? Yeah, actually, he.
Speaker A
He was in Happy Gilmore too.
Speaker B
Oh, and I saw a meme today saying that the only people who are going to complain about the halftime show that doesn't know who this guy is.
Speaker A
Kind of looks like.
Speaker B
Yeah, all right. I'm fine.
Speaker D
Look, the only people that are going to play gonna complain are people that watch football.
Speaker B
Yeah. I think the goal is is to bring new people to the super bowl versus take care of the ones that are going to watch it regardless. So if that's your goal, go ahead, fire away.
Speaker D
Yeah, and in the meantime, piss everybody off who's watching it.
Speaker B
That didn't do me one way or the other. Now I just know I don't have to worry about that part.
Speaker A
Yeah, I'm just going to go take a dump and get a snack.
Speaker D
Man, what happened? What happened to Hank Williams Jr. Everybody read versus football?
Speaker B
Yeah.
Speaker D
What's wrong with that?
Speaker A
That was a good song. A Monday night party.
Speaker D
Yeah.
Speaker A
Carrie Underwood still looks good. Anyway. And anyone who does not take his cross and follow me is not worthy of me. Whoever finds his life will lose it. And whoever loses his life for my sake will find it. Matthew 10, 38 and 39. We're leaving with that one, people.
Speaker B
There you go.
Speaker A
See y' all next time. I'm hungry.
Speaker B
Sam.