Education
Season 1 Final Exam
In the final episode of Season 1 of Higher Education, hosts Kishan and Caleb are joined by their girlfriends, Sarah and Jesse, for a fun and competitive quiz-style final exam. As they reflect on past ...
Season 1 Final Exam
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Higher education is recorded in a state where cannabis is recreationally legal.
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Please smoke responsibly.
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And for those who need to hear it, don't forget that hot pocket you put in the microwave.
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Welcome back to Higher Education.
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Please take your seats. Class is about to begin.
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Welcome back, Buds.
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To the final episode of season one, the final exam of Higher Education,
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where we are higher than gas prices.
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Yeah, that's top of a call.
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Come on.
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That's top of a call.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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Look at it.
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The guys are of us drive cars.
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You can't because gas prices are too high.
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Wait, time.
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Right.
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I thought we were going to space.
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All terrible jokes aside.
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Welcome back.
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My name is Kishan here with Caleb.
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And we're back for the final exam.
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Like we said, we have something special plans today.
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And we have two people here with us that you might remember from previous episodes.
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There are girlfriends.
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Yeah, we're supportive.
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It's what we are.
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We're supportive and enthusiastic.
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Thank you for coming on and helping us out.
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Can we get your names for the viewers at home?
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Listeners?
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The listeners at home.
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Yeah.
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Just watching your Spotify screen on your phone.
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I do.
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We are technically a viewer.
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That's true.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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So I'm Sarah.
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You may recognize me from the RB's 101 episode.
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Squiggly lines.
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I'm here with.
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I'm Jesse.
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And you'll remember me from the massive stare.
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We got episode.
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None's meowing.
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I've I've had used that fact with a lot of people since that episode.
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They must be stopped.
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They must be stopped.
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Still doing it.
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The biting.
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So I'm only some one.
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I'm sure somewhere.
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None's bite could be a thing.
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It was.
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My.
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All right.
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So what do you have prepared for us today for our final exam?
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How's that going to go down?
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Yeah.
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So we went through your guys' past episodes.
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We calculated up everybody's points per episode and then came up with an overall point value
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for the episodes to get your cumulative points so far.
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Oh no.
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What we're going to do is we've taken about three to four of the questions you guys were asked
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previously from each episode.
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And we're going to go through each episode.
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We're going to try to answer those questions and see if you guys
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actually retained any real information over the past few months.
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Oh well the answer is no.
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All right.
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Let's end the podcast.
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So if you're listening to this and this is you just decided, hey, what's this podcast?
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And this is the first one you clicked on.
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Go listen to another one first.
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I think it's fair to say because you're going to be a little lost on this one.
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If you haven't listened to the other episodes.
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So it's going to work I think same way where it's you can have like a steel
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situation so you guys will ring the buzzer whoever rings first.
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If you don't answer it right the other person can steal.
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I think I think I will limit it to like one or two steals just so we can keep it moving
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because we do have about 30 questions for you guys.
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Well that's okay because this show is all quiz all the time.
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Also we aren't going to be high again for this.
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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So you know.
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But also you have to let us finish the question.
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And if you cut us off then the other person gets to answer first the next question.
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I like that.
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That was the next question.
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Yeah because that was defined in my episode.
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Wait the next question or that question like if I have I buzzed before you finished it.
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No that question.
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Okay.
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Yeah so then.
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So if someone jumps the gun the other person automatically gets it.
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It's fair.
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Because Sean and I usually call each other out on that.
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Yeah sometimes we don't.
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That's why I'm here.
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Yep.
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Jesse's the Zor.
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Jaiho!
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Oh!
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You just for all of you at home she's going to mow it.
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To cut that out with like which is her motions with her to me.
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Which is which is like a guarantee that this will be in the episode.
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So congratulations Jesse.
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We will leave you.
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We will leave you.
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I'm very excited for this.
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Like if we did this show.
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We would fail horribly.
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So you know I'm hoping that when we smoke it unlocks the memories.
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You know they're like behind like a weed shaped vault.
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Yeah.
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And that the only key that fits it is just us getting high again.
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That's probably not what's going to happen.
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We'll probably just be dumber but more confident.
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So we can make it more funny.
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We'll see.
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So we're about to find out.
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We'll join you back here for our final exam.
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Welcome back buds for the final time of this season.
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We have smoked.
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Yeah.
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Today we are smoking the most like the busiest weed that I've ever smoked.
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Coming from like smoking shwagweed in like the middle of fucking nowhere Arizona
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to this is such a leap in the like over a decade I've been smoking weed.
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What is shwagweed?
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What does that mean?
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It's just shitty weed dude.
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Okay.
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It's shwag.
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It's like it's like reggie.
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It's a bunch of sticks and season shit.
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A bunch of...
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But a bunch of rick and no.
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So yeah what was it exactly that we smoked?
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It is working.
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Yeah this was when I bought this from the dispensary they said that this was
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artisanal California weed and I didn't know what that meant and it was double the price
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and I was like it's got to be good right.
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So I got it.
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It's loud smoked which there if you open up the container on the inside there's a whole
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description of how their farms started.
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This is very bougie and then you pull it out and it's all used with recycled paper
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and there are matches inside the box with a strike strip so you can light it with a match
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which is harder than they make it seem on TV.
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Yeah that's a full service item so we're not a sponsor but through audit.
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This is their creative sativa.
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I feel creative, creative enough to kick your ass at this final exam.
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Wow.
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Today I was like oh is it going to be really competitive or is it going to be fun?
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No no.
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It's because I know the answer now.
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It's for the marbles.
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Oh yeah what's the grand prize?
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You get to be the smartest boy in the neighborhood.
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Thanks mom.
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Um.
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I don't know we'll figure that out but maybe we'll edit something about what our actual prizes.
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I don't know.
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But it's like choppy and really bad.
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It's just like oh man our prize for the next episode is bubble gum.
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Isn't that awesome?
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How are we doing this?
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Yeah so we're going to let you guys know that uh
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unilatively you guys you guys is currently at score Caleb you have over the course of
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nine episodes 45 points.
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Oh that is a lot lower.
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I thought it would be in if it's more than if it's more than 50 right because there's been
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there's been that's like exactly half.
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Oh that's true.
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The answer is to every question.
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I guess that's true.
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That is definitely made me feel better.
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All right.
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So, Cushion, your points are at 46.
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No fucking way.
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Oh fuck.
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Oh man.
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You chose competitive.
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What's that fucking other monster?
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They can't see what it is.
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This is an audio medium.
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No.
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All right.
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For the listeners at home he is thrusting towards the microphone.
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Yeah you had to be there.
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It's the way I'm doing it makes it not creepy.
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Everyone at home is mad at me because of the creepy.
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No it's creepy.
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No it's not.
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It's where.
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That is that is great.
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That's crazy.
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Great and crazy.
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It's good it worked out that way.
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Yeah.
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So as of right now you're both failing.
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Great.
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Fuck.
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Literally this exam is worth like 80% of your grade.
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So all you have to do is do good on this right?
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Right.
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Yeah.
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Right.
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Okay.
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And it's graded on a curve or something like that.
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Oh sweet.
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We'll decide later.
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Yeah.
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For sure.
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Right.
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Okay so we'll start with the we'll go episode by episode.
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We'll start with the most recent episodes so as we go we'll get a little bit harder.
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I love this.
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I'm very excited.
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Thank you for doing this.
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Unless I lose and then I'll be upset.
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I need to lose.
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I'll be fine.
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I'm better at losing.
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I don't know.
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It's just.
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All right so we're going to start with the episode
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on Joe Petra Sino.
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Oh.
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Fuck that one came out the the soonest but it was not the last one we recorded.
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That's so.
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Oh it's very difficult to figure that out so we just went by release days.
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No no that's very it's just for us.
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Have a good time.
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Yeah.
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Oh my god.
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Okay so Caleb for the Joe Petra Sino episode you got an eight.
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What?
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Holy shit.
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Kishon you got a 10.
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Okay.
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Oh damn.
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Let's get started.
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Number one.
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How long did Joe Petra Sino serve in the Italian and YPD?
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This is going to be hard.
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Like 11 years?
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That is incorrect.
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Okay.
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Kishon would you like to steal?
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I'll give it to whoever's closest.
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It's probably a while.
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I'm going to say 24 years.
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The answer is 14 years.
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So the point goes to Caleb for that one.
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Yeah.
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My toes are hurting.
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That's sometimes I happen when I'm high.
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It's funny.
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I was going to say 12 and then I was like it's got to be way harder than 12.
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You're going to have to lynching your toes.
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Like what's happening?
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No I think my nerve endings just freak out.
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They're like hey did you know that we exist?
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And I'm like hello nice to meet you.
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All right.
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Do you have Caleb's brain there?
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If you didn't read the description or listen to any of the
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beginning of this episode we're high.
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No.
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Okay.
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Next question.
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What other notable figure did the Italian anarchist attempt to assassinate?
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The mayor.
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I don't have a name so I'm just saying the mayor.
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The mayor?
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Yeah.
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The mayor of New York.
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I have no idea to know if that's true.
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I know the name.
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I don't know if he was ever the mayor of New York.
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Well, I could be right.
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We'll leave that on another cliff.
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We'll have to back check that Caleb.
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She liked to see.
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We got an actual name.
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It starts within our I think or there's an R in their name.
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Is it John Rockefeller guy?
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That's exactly who it is.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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This is going to be rough.
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Oh my god.
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This is going to be rough.
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See I told you no more Caleb in the episode.
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I heard the whole thing.
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One point right?
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Oh yeah, no I'm a sweaty pants.
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Yeah, no, I'm a sweaty pants.
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Okay.
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All right, next question.
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You come across the body of a murder victim.
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How do you know it was the work of the black hand?
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They cut the hands off.
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Okay, so there's three answers to this one question.
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Oh, okay.
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Yeah, so that is one of them.
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Do you have the other two?
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They like put a hand on them, right?
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Or like a drawing of a hand or something.
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The black hand symbol is like a calling card.
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That is not the information that I have.
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Okay.
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Oh, do you have any more guesses?
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No, I thought we'd just go back and forth.
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Okay, all right.
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Until we get one wrong.
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Um, they're stabbed a certain amount, I think.
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Yes, a certain amount.
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Oh, I'm gonna say it's like, is it 12?
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Stab 12 times?
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No.
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Okay.
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Is it stabbed seven times?
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No.
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All right.
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You're repressing, you're repressing.
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I'm gonna call the question.
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I'm gonna say that doesn't go to anybody.
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Okay.
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So the three that I have are a blue ribbon
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is strewn across the body.
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They were stabbed 13 times.
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Oh my god.
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And they are missing body parts.
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We eat.
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You know, I'm glad.
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I feel like we retained something.
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Yeah, we were close.
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You got that.
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There was a calling card.
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I just didn't remember it was the blue ribbon.
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I think I just imagined them with like black hands on them
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because if this were a like dexter episode.
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That's true.
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It's gonna be at large.
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Hello.
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Thanks.
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All right.
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Next question.
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What was the nickname for the Italian squad
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when they first formed?
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Oh, god.
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That's so stupid.
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Oh, it's the.
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Oh, I don't know if this is right.
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They're like the magnificent seven.
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Is that the name?
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It's something like that.
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That is incorrect.
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Is it very incorrect?
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No.
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Okay.
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Thank god.
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The group that Joe put together of Italians.
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There were the Italians, the least one of those.
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The Italian squad of the N.Y.
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What they were called like.
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On which he served 14 years.
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Mysterious.
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What was it?
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Let's say stupid stuff.
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Mysterious gang.
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God damn it.
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Dude, what soon as you said mysterious,
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I was like fuck.
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I was something like magnificent.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna call the question there.
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The answer is mysterious six.
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Six.
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You guys almost had it.
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Together by our powers to find
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we are one functional person.
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Oh my god.
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Oh man.
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So we ended that.
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Two points to Caleb.
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Zero points to Kishon.
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Hey, you're in the lead now by one.
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Are you mullitively?
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I got the highest F.
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No, that's 59.
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No.
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Yes.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Did you get there?
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How are your nerve endings doing?
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Have you got it acquainted?
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Have you said hello enough?
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No.
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It's like a bad housewarming party.
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They're just there now.
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Okay.
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They won't leave.
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You should have brought more dip.
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I guess so.
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Dip my toes.
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Anyway, what's next?
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All right, so for the next episode,
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it would be the bachelor.
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Fuck.
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For the bachelor,
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Caleb got a whopping six points.
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And Kishon got four.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mer.
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So let's see.
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From this show, we have four questions.
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Let's dive right in.
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All right, how many seasons are there
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of the bachelor?
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Currently.
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Caleb.
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Is it like 26?
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Correct.
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Wow.
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This is going to be a blood bet.
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Let's just start ringing with the wrong answer.
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Just to comedic impact.
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Just to help you.
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Because I feel like on the last one,
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you all were like so close.
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Like a Jason, like, you could tell you
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were to tamed a little bit,
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but couldn't quite recall it.
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So I'd say just, you know, give it a stab.
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Maybe we'll start getting a parcel.
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Every time I did that, the first one.
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If you have to.
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Yeah, but you were so close.
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Thanks, mom.
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Yeah, I was like, if you all are really bad,
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we might have to give partial points.
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All right, next question.
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Which international bachelor had two contestants
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that fell in love with each other?
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Yes.
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Singapore.
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No.
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Cool.
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I think that's close though.
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Is it Vietnam?
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Correct.
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All right.
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You got this next one.
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You got this next one, Kishon.
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Okay, ready?
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Sorry, I hummed at you.
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It's blown up by face.
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You're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're 20.
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20.
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You got too cocky.
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Well.
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All right, next question.
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Where in California is the bachelor mansion located?
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No, I think I did this wrong.
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Is it?
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It's wrong.
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It's wrong.
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But I was going to say Calabassus.
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That is wrong.
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You are correct.
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I was right about something.
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Let's see.
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What's the city in California?
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About Berkeley.
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No.
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Great.
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Great.
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Go ahead.
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Sure.
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Yeah.
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Is it like, it's like a Gallagher, not island.
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Gallagher gardens or something?
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You're straight in further.
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For Kishon.
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I got one more shot.
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Good.
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It's not Gallagher.
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What's another city that's in California?
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Probably won't be one.
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I think it's not Gallagher.
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It's real or not.
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I don't know.
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Probably I won't know the name of where it is.
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I'm assuming it's somewhere like weird.
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The mansion would be cheap there, right?
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Not whatever.
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I'm not going to get into what I just said.
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San need to say no.
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I want to be in the city, right?
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Fresno.
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It's not Fresno.
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All right.
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The answer is Agora Hills.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Agora.
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It's right.
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I remember it because Agora phobia.
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I don't know why, but that's what I remember.
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I remember it because Agora.
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Greek marketplace.
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Does that mean?
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Yeah.
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Well, you don't want Agora.
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So that's where it comes from.
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Damn.
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All right.
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We're going to call it.
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I'm going to take a cry break.
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I'll be right back.
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Amazing.
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All right.
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Next question.
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How many Lawrence have been on the Bachelor in total?
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I remember two of them were in the same season.
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I didn't bring one.
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So I'm just talking.
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Don't get it.
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Yeah.
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I know.
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Yeah, but let's say he goes far enough with his thought.
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He's going to hit me.
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And you can.
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But I'm also.
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I wrote a lot.
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I overestimated a lot.
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I think on my episode,
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on this episode when I said my answer,
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I think it was like way too much.
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I don't know.
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That is it.
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Correct.
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Okay.
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Great.
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14.
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So close.
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Really?
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15.
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15.
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No, you don't get it.
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Nobody gives me a penny point.
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Give me a penny point.
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15.
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Let's see what the judges say.
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Pity point it is.
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All right.
spk_0
You got to at least get on the board.
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Loose.
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Loose.
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Loose.
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All right.
spk_0
Our current score is four to one.
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Four to one.
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I don't mind.
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I get fuck yeah.
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41.
spk_0
Okay, but to clarify,
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how are we doing the stealing?
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Yeah.
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So so for now,
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one will do steals each person gets two two chances to answer.
spk_0
The other one does it.
spk_0
Okay.
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Yeah.
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And then after that,
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we'll go with closest answer if it's numerical.
spk_0
Nice.
spk_0
I like if we think it's funny.
spk_0
We'll give you a penny point.
spk_0
Oh, shut the.
spk_0
I'm sorry.
spk_0
We'll give you extra credit.
spk_0
Is that helping?
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Just like I teach you.
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Thank you.
spk_0
We will have to write a report after this though.
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Yeah.
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Get ready.
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Four pages,
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double spaced.
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Emily format.
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So the next episode
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that we're going to do is mass hysteria.
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Mass hysteria.
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Cushion, I think kicked my ass.
spk_0
Yeah, so we take a look here.
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It looks like Caleb you got three.
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Cushion, you got five.
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Wow.
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Let's see how it all shakes out.
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The same as the first two.
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Let's go.
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What was the name of the radio show that caused mass hysteria
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by convincing thousands of people they were actively
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being invaded by Martians?
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A war of the worlds.
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Wait, sorry.
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He's right.
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Is it?
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Are they right?
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It is slightly incorrect.
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Oh, come on.
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If it's war of the worlds, come on.
spk_0
Is it the war of the world?
spk_0
This is stupid.
spk_0
Caleb, that is correct.
spk_0
Wait, isn't it, isn't it, isn't it?
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Doesn't have a colon, so it's George Orwell's,
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the war of the worlds.
spk_0
The original answer was the war of the worlds.
spk_0
And the only reason I was very specific is because I remember
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last time you guys also messed up the wording.
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So I wanted to remain truthful to the episode.
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This is ridiculous.
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And it was Cushion.
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Cushion did the same thing.
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It was the same.
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I think that it was the same.
spk_0
You just go back and listen to that exact question again.
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And it would be the same.
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You are at least consistent.
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This is a faithful adaptation.
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Yeah.
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What they just did.
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All right.
spk_0
So, sorry.
spk_0
The next question.
spk_0
What year did the dancing plague take place?
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So, yeah.
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It doesn't have.
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Dancing plague is I'm going to say
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1666.
spk_0
That is incorrect.
spk_0
Uh, I think it's in the 1500s.
spk_0
I think I was going to say 1566, but I don't know now.
spk_0
Like 1516.
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Some of the six.
spk_0
What's your final answer?
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And you know what?
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I've 1516 is what I thought first and then I changed it.
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So I'll go with that.
spk_0
We're going to give it to Cushion.
spk_0
The correct answer is 1518.
spk_0
Nice.
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Nice.
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All right.
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What was the catchy name that a city in England
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dubbed a fictional blade wielding psychopath
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that was supposedly running rampant?
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Can you repeat the question?
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What was the catchy name that a city in England dubbed a
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fictional blade wielding psychopath that was supposedly running rampant?
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It's like the
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Oh, oh, the Halifax Slasher.
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That is correct.
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Great.
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Great.
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Great.
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All right.
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Next episode.
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All right.
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Now we're going to move on to
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Green Man.
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Nice.
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Oh, wait.
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Nice.
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Yeah.
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Sorry.
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A little sidebar there.
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Sidebar.
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All right.
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Question one.
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What was the Green Man's real name?
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Is it going to be his full name?
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Yes.
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But we may have to give a part show here.
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Yeah, I'm letting you go first.
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I know his first, you know, I'll say his first name.
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I'll say his first name.
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It's Raymond, but I don't know his last name.
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I'm going to go with a littleeration
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to Lars Raymond Richardson.
spk_0
Oh, I think we might have to call that one.
spk_0
Well, it's, do you want to try it again?
spk_0
It's so very close.
spk_0
Yeah, to that.
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All right.
spk_0
But you get two answers so you could try it.
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That's what I thought.
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Yeah.
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So.
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All right.
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Now Raymond said he said it was very close.
spk_0
So is it just, you said it right now?
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There is a littleeration.
spk_0
Oh, okay.
spk_0
So that's what we're talking about.
spk_0
I think I made like a dumb joke.
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It was like, I don't know actually.
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I don't know.
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Pick an R name.
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Throw a stab at it.
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Okay.
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Raymond.
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Raymond.
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Raymond.
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R-R-R.
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Robin Rock.
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Raymond Roberts.
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Do you like to try again?
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Krishna.
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Let's see.
spk_0
The next one I was going to say is Raymond Robertson.
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Oh, my god.
spk_0
Is it Raymond Richards?
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Yeah, we're just skirting around it.
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All right.
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We're going to call it.
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Yeah.
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The name is Raymond Robinson.
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Oh, my god.
spk_0
Like we need the Robinson.
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Yeah.
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It's like, if you've got the time.
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If you could bind our answers.
spk_0
I think in the episode you've got the first name wrong
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because of a baseball player or something with Robinson.
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But anyway.
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Tony.
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All right.
spk_0
Ready for the next question.
spk_0
I feel like you guys will get this one.
spk_0
Okay.
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Nice.
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I'm hopeful.
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Okay.
spk_0
You have to wait until I finish the question.
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What was Raymond trying to touch when he reached out
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and accidentally touched the power line?
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It was a bird's nest.
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Sting ding ding.
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Nice.
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All right.
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Next question.
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New something.
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What's up?
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What's up?
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I'm going back to the motion.
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Yeah.
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I can't tell what I'm doing.
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But I'm dumping on you.
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He's skiing.
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That's what he's doing.
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He's skiing.
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Thank you.
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I'm great at pantomime.
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All right.
spk_0
What other nickname did he have besides Green Man?
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Charlie No Face.
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Good job.
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I actually referenced that multiple times
spk_0
since the episode is the least I know.
spk_0
In hindsight, I think Charlie No Face was like fucked up.
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Like maybe we should have called him just Charlie No Face.
spk_0
Also, they didn't know he was an actual person.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
They just made it up.
spk_0
Because they didn't know who he was at the time.
spk_0
Yeah, I was gonna say doesn't Charlie kind of insinuate like,
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oh, some Charlie.
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Like if you don't know their name,
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I feel like I've heard it in Sains where they're like.
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Charlie was a communist during the wars.
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Maybe I'm wrong.
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I don't know.
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I was just saying Charlie's like a Joe.
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Yeah, he's like a Joe Smow.
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But like a, you know, a Charlie.
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A Charlie Farley.
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That's what I thought.
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But I feel like in that case, they like,
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Joe him and they knew he had no face.
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So they're like, ha, you're Charlie No Face.
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I don't know.
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Either way, messed up.
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Seems to be.
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And messed up.
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We didn't know he was a real person.
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Yeah.
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And I'm orchestra didn't leave with that.
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I'm going back in the day.
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They wouldn't have known either.
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You're going down.
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You freaked out.
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You don't think that was real person?
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The Green Man.
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Ready.
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Yeah, next episode.
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That's going to be the R.B.'s episode.
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Really?
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What's the R.B.'s?
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So last R.B.'s episode, Caleb, you had seven points.
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Cushion, you had six.
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Nice.
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And this is, this was the first episode we ever recorded.
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Oh yeah.
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Fun fact.
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Behind the scenes with Cushion and Caleb.
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Behind the scenes.
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Okay, so here it is.
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Are you guys ready?
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Yeah.
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Okay, so first question.
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When were Curly Fries first introduced to the R.B.'s menu?
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19.
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That's right.
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82.
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That is incorrect.
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Cushion, would you like to guess?
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Nice.
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1986.
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Fuck you.
spk_0
That was my second choice.
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Cushion, I will give it to you.
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The correct answer is 1988.
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Nice.
spk_0
Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
spk_0
Quite, quite, yes.
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Next question.
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How much did a roast beef sandwich cost when R.B.'s first opened?
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Ooh.
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Oh fuck, when did they open?
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How long ago was a nickel?
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I'm going way far back.
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A nickel, is your final answer?
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Yes.
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And that is incorrect.
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Great.
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So I remember that burgers cost like 60 something cents.
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But roast beef burgers are what are the most?
spk_0
Sanctuers, sammys cost a little bit more
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because they were damn doing it.
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And it's like a cool, uh, I must say $1.09.
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As incorrect.
spk_0
I'm going to let you guys both have two more chances
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or have more chances.
spk_0
They were that far apart.
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I'm going $8, a singular dollar.
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And I'm going to go 99 cents.
spk_0
Boxing, man.
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We're such a fucker.
spk_0
Uh, Caleb, I guess I have to give it to you.
spk_0
The correct answer is 69 cents.
spk_0
Oh, so don't be.
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I know the blame, rememberable number.
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I am very disappointed.
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Have you ever been high?
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I also said 69 cents.
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I said 69 cents.
spk_0
But it was wrong history here.
spk_0
Okay, so the next question.
spk_0
Wrong history sounds like some kind of strange fake news.
spk_0
Yes.
spk_0
Oh, you're talking about that wrong history.
spk_0
That could be your thing.
spk_0
You can't believe it.
spk_0
That's the wrong history.
spk_0
The night's templates would never do that.
spk_0
Okay, next question.
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What was the name of the character
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who was a mascot for Arby's in the 2000s?
spk_0
Oh, no, is it, is it oven mitt?
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That is correct.
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Yes.
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I'm oven.
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Last name mitt.
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I'm a Republican.
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If I've ever seen one, I remember.
spk_0
Can you ask me a question?
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Okay.
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Next question.
spk_0
What are the two US states that don't have an Arby's?
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I love these blank stairs.
spk_0
I'll take a guess.
spk_0
Um, Alaska and Hawaii.
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Incorrect.
spk_0
Alaska and Hawaii love Arby's.
spk_0
Is it like,
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Rhode Island and Vermont?
spk_0
That is exactly correct.
spk_0
No, forking away.
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Oh, fucking way.
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Holy shit.
spk_0
Vermont is such a big state.
spk_0
Why don't want, it's not huge,
spk_0
but it's so much bigger.
spk_0
Like Rhode Island, you're like,
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all right, all the space was taken
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to five people live there.
spk_0
Like when Vermont, you can build an Arby somewhere.
spk_0
That's crazy.
spk_0
For the record, Rhode Island and Vermont hate Arby's.
spk_0
It's just fucking hate them.
spk_0
If it wasn't already clear,
spk_0
get the fuck out of here with your stupid,
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fucking roast, being fucking sandwich.
spk_0
I don't know, that's, I guess that's what they sound like in Rhode Island.
spk_0
Can I go to the bathroom?
spk_0
No, pee your pants.
spk_0
I know, pee so bad.
spk_0
pee your pants.
spk_0
Okay, too.
spk_0
I also have to go to the bathroom.
spk_0
pee your pants, everyone.
spk_0
I have to too.
spk_0
You know what I'm not saying?
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I have to get my pants right now.
spk_0
Oh, it's the only one that I'm the only one
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who doesn't have to use the bathroom.
spk_0
If you think about it too much.
spk_0
All right, get up and fuck an high horse.
spk_0
It's because I already went.
spk_0
Your piss high horse.
spk_0
Alrighty, our bladders are now empty.
spk_0
And you're not ready to get started.
spk_0
Love that.
spk_0
We all pee, by the way, Jesse did pee.
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I just want to point it out like she can't hide it.
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It was a safety pee.
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It was a safety pee.
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It counts.
spk_0
I did not have to go.
spk_0
You have to, like, you are so much better than that.
spk_0
But, and then you, where are you now?
spk_0
But I didn't want to get a quarter of the way in this.
spk_0
You had, you had Foma without pee?
spk_0
Oh my god.
spk_0
You all were waiting in line for the bathroom.
spk_0
And I was just chilling here.
spk_0
You know what I was like, maybe something fun has happened in there.
spk_0
I don't know.
spk_0
Anyway.
spk_0
All right, so we are moving on to the Chicago flag episode.
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I feel like I remember everything about this one.
spk_0
I'm really going to be proven wrong.
spk_0
Let's see.
spk_0
So, for this one, Caleb had a score of three in the original episode.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
And Peshawn had a score of five.
spk_0
Nice, yeah, you can see.
spk_0
Yeah, I can see.
spk_0
I can see.
spk_0
All right.
spk_0
It's my last kicking.
spk_0
First question.
spk_0
How many stars were on the original Chicago flag?
spk_0
Kishawn.
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Two.
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Ding, ding, ding.
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As I can say for.
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So, nice.
spk_0
That's what he's now, bud.
spk_0
That was five.
spk_0
Just so you know,
spk_0
Shion, lovingly tapped Caleb's shoulder as he called him, bud.
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Big.
spk_0
And bud number one in bud nations.
spk_0
All right, next question.
spk_0
What year did the great Chicago fire happen?
spk_0
Oh, I always get this one wrong.
spk_0
So.
spk_0
Oh, the fire.
spk_0
The great Chicago fire.
spk_0
What year?
spk_0
I don't know, 1823.
spk_0
That is incorrect.
spk_0
1814.
spk_0
Also incorrect.
spk_0
Would you like to take another stab at it?
spk_0
You were kind of close.
spk_0
I'll tell you, I'll tell you this because I think it'll be interesting.
spk_0
You have three of the numbers.
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Always the first thing.
spk_0
What I said, 1823, right?
spk_0
I have three of the numbers.
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18.
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18.
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18.
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I'm trying to do because I know when that is.
spk_0
I imagine like the math meme is just it is.
spk_0
It's happening.
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It's happening fast.
spk_0
You're right.
spk_0
I'll say I'll say 1843.
spk_0
That is incorrect.
spk_0
Closer but incorrect.
spk_0
Kishawn, would you like to take a stab at it?
spk_0
Yeah, I'll say 1834.
spk_0
That is incorrect.
spk_0
The answer is 1873.
spk_0
But Caleb was very close.
spk_0
We'll give that to Caleb.
spk_0
spk_0
Let's think about the Chicago problem.
spk_0
In the route, they were like drafting the fucking constitution.
spk_0
They're early in like 14 years afterwards.
spk_0
But it's like 24 years afterwards.
spk_0
Math guys.
spk_0
Math.
spk_0
It's very cool.
spk_0
All right, next question.
spk_0
What was the name of the second world's fair in 1933?
spk_0
It's not the one you think.
spk_0
Go ahead, Caleb.
spk_0
There's like a whole phrase.
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It's the fucking expo.
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The only word that is popping to me.
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Popping up to me.
spk_0
The word is expo.
spk_0
And I'm going to pass my turn.
spk_0
So if I can name the first one.
spk_0
The first word?
spk_0
No, the first world's fair.
spk_0
No, you have the name.
spk_0
Okay, fuck me.
spk_0
I feel like, can you name the first world's fair?
spk_0
spk_0
That's why I said it's not the one you think.
spk_0
No, I can't.
spk_0
Oh.
spk_0
Well, the first one's a century of progress.
spk_0
The first one is a century of progress.
spk_0
Is that maybe the second one?
spk_0
I'm going to say a century of progress.
spk_0
All right, your close.
spk_0
We're missing one word.
spk_0
Do you want to give it a shot?
spk_0
Caleb?
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
What you got for us?
spk_0
What did you just say?
spk_0
No.
spk_0
What did...
spk_0
I'm not telling you.
spk_0
They could tell you.
spk_0
You said, you changed it to the century of progress.
spk_0
So, you changed it to...
spk_0
I said a century of progress.
spk_0
You see, you tripping me out?
spk_0
This is not a trick question.
spk_0
I said a century of progress.
spk_0
I don't think it's that I think of something else.
spk_0
Oh, okay.
spk_0
Yeah, yeah.
spk_0
No, I don't know.
spk_0
Oh, okay.
spk_0
Yeah, then we're going to give it a shot.
spk_0
Yeah, we'll give it a shot.
spk_0
It is a century of progress expedition.
spk_0
Oh.
spk_0
Oh.
spk_0
Oh.
spk_0
spk_0
We're buying it.
spk_0
So, now I'm curious what the first one was.
spk_0
You said, you said, EXPO.
spk_0
I said EXPO.
spk_0
Yeah, I said, you were.
spk_0
Was the first one actually just century of progress
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and then they just added expedition?
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Now I want to know.
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I'm going to have to Google that later.
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No.
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I just thought it was the first one.
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It's like the one that everyone remembers, right?
spk_0
So, the second one of the one that I'm like,
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we had a second.
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I don't remember either of them.
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That was not a lie.
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In 1910.
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All right.
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Okay.
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So, next episode, we got the Rock Geology 101.
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I remember nothing about this episode.
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I just.
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Hey, love.
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Got five points.
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Kishon.
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Got two.
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I see.
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Nice.
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That proves it.
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Okay.
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First question.
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What year was Duane the Rock Johnson
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at the University of Miami when he won the championship?
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19.
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Got those right.
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Uh, wait.
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19.
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How did it really fucking old?
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That is incorrect.
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I'm going to say 2001.
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That is also incorrect.
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Cool.
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Okay.
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I will say 1999.
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Also incorrect.
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97.
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I'll go a little bit further back.
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All right.
spk_0
So, the correct answer is 1991.
spk_0
Oh, okay.
spk_0
So, I'm going to give it to Caleb as he gets 1989.
spk_0
Nice.
spk_0
I did not know that one.
spk_0
What was Duane the Rock Johnson's film debut?
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As a human or a digital thing?
spk_0
Film debut, buddy.
spk_0
Film debut.
spk_0
This is one of the ones I got in the episode.
spk_0
It's the mummy.
spk_0
No, it's the mummy returns.
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I say that.
spk_0
That is correct.
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It is the mummy returns.
spk_0
In the original episode,
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Kishon said the mummy.
spk_0
And then Caleb said, no, the mummy returns.
spk_0
That's right.
spk_0
Very nice.
spk_0
Just want to throw that out there.
spk_0
What was the name of the football team?
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Duane the Rock Johnson played for?
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The dolphins.
spk_0
That is incorrect.
spk_0
Oh, because the story is on the practice squad of the dolphins.
spk_0
Maybe it's the first team.
spk_0
Yeah, I got to say he was in the NFL.
spk_0
I don't know.
spk_0
Wait, do you have a different answer if we said it was the first team they played on?
spk_0
Well, he played on the Hurricanes because he played the University of Miami.
spk_0
It's just this is the information we got from the episode.
spk_0
That's fine.
spk_0
The team is a weird name.
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It starts with like, oh, or something.
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Or it's like the, oh,
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I want to say like,
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shamblers or something.
spk_0
I want to say shamblers.
spk_0
Strangely enough, I think you are close.
spk_0
But incorrect.
spk_0
Kishon, do you want to give it a try?
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No.
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Oh, shit.
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The name is stupid.
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It's not a name.
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That people use for a team.
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It's like the,
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it's fucking say oilers or something.
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I'm a state oiler.
spk_0
So sure, that's not correct.
spk_0
But that isn't correct.
spk_0
Okay, so the correct answer is the Calgary Stamp Leaders.
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Calgary Stamp Leaders.
spk_0
Yeah.
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Fucking Stamp Leaders.
spk_0
This is why I know.
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I just Canadian football.
spk_0
I'm just, I'm joking.
spk_0
I'm suing there's a whole country of people.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
I love that you brought back the shamblers though.
spk_0
Do you remember all, you had this whole bit
spk_0
both of you on like shambling towards each other?
spk_0
Like if that was the mascot, it's great.
spk_0
I don't remember that.
spk_0
Nope, the original isn't that all.
spk_0
Here we go.
spk_0
I like that though.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
You're bringing it.
spk_0
We were hoping that some of the,
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the bits would come back.
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Come back.
spk_0
I remember nothing.
spk_0
Is that 100% blank?
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All right.
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So the next subject is the assemblies of God.
spk_0
Oh fuck.
spk_0
And on the original one,
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Caleb got five points and Kishon got four.
spk_0
Close.
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Very.
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Close, close.
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All right, first question.
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What are the assemblies of God's normal service days?
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It's Wednesday and Sunday, right?
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Correct.
spk_0
I thought there was a third one for somebody who said,
spk_0
oh no, they do it twice on one of the days.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
It's once on Wednesday and twice on Sunday.
spk_0
That is also correct.
spk_0
That's the little bonus parentheses.
spk_0
Last time you threw that in.
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Look at us.
spk_0
Wait, do I get a bonus?
spk_0
You want a pity point?
spk_0
We'll put a question mark near it.
spk_0
And of course I'm not fucking taking point, bro.
spk_0
Case it, please, I'm probably a later.
spk_0
You still have the question mark from my episode.
spk_0
I put it in the score.
spk_0
And he said that exact same phrase.
spk_0
All right, next question.
spk_0
How many countries have churches belonging
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to the assemblies of God?
spk_0
Oh, why?
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Is that your final answer?
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You didn't bust.
spk_0
I'm going to say 196.
spk_0
That is incorrect.
spk_0
Kishan, would you like to go stay about it?
spk_0
Yeah, that's close to how many countries they're all,
spk_0
how many countries are there?
spk_0
I don't know.
spk_0
Countries 101?
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Yeah.
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All right, you're right.
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I'm going to say,
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I'm going to go kind of low.
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I'm going to say 27.
spk_0
That is incorrect.
spk_0
Kalo, would you like to take another stab at it?
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162.
spk_0
That is also incorrect to get one more shot.
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35.
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I was going to give them a little hint.
spk_0
No, you were, we're going to give that to no one.
spk_0
The answer is 213.
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Kalo got 116.
spk_0
Oh, I thought he said 60.
spk_0
No, he said 196.
spk_0
And then I was like, that's so many.
spk_0
And then I was more.
spk_0
Gotcha.
spk_0
All right, the answer goes to Caleb.
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Yay.
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Numbers.
spk_0
All right, next question.
spk_0
What is the name of the assemblies of God's boys ministry?
spk_0
That's like the Boy Scouts.
spk_0
I don't know.
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I'll give you a hint that it's another alliteration.
spk_0
Oh, did I take my answer?
spk_0
Did you just like small buzz to unbuzz?
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You're like, oh, I'm going to take it back.
spk_0
No, I know one word.
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I don't know the other.
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But I'm afraid to say it out loud.
spk_0
It's not a bad word.
spk_0
You just don't want to trick me.
spk_0
There are the fuckers.
spk_0
Oh, buddy.
spk_0
Oh, I think they are the way.
spk_0
Are you going to buzz?
spk_0
I think we might as well five times.
spk_0
You've only did your buzz.
spk_0
Yeah, he's a joke.
spk_0
But not actually how it works.
spk_0
This isn't Peptos, bro.
spk_0
Like, people say I don't have kids alive.
spk_0
Is it the royal rangers?
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Correct.
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Yes!
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Yeah.
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All right.
spk_0
I'm running out of bits to do after I get one wrong.
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Because that face is pretty funny.
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The Yoshi tongue.
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Love it, Cat.
spk_0
Oh.
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You said the Yoshi tongue.
spk_0
Yeah, you did it.
spk_0
Nice.
spk_0
I like that.
spk_0
That's cool.
spk_0
So, you know, you guys didn't know I could do that, huh?
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I did it.
spk_0
Bravo.
spk_0
Thanks.
spk_0
Okay, so the next episode is coffee.
spk_0
And last time, Caleb, you got three points.
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Cushion, you got six.
spk_0
Oh, man.
spk_0
Is this the last episode?
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Or do we have another?
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Oh, this is our last.
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It's for all the cheddar.
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Last chance for points.
spk_0
All the cheddar.
spk_0
Shit.
spk_0
All right.
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All the coffee beans.
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Okay.
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First question.
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What are the two main coffee species produced today?
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Arabica and robusta.
spk_0
That is actually correct.
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All right.
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When was arabica coffee cultivated?
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17, no, 16, 72.
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That is incorrect.
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Correct.
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Cultivated.
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No.
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I'll go.
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I'm going to aim low and then aim high.
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15, 12.
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Incorrect.
spk_0
That is incorrect.
spk_0
Let's say it's a lot earlier than you might be thinking.
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A lot earlier.
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A lot earlier.
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A thousand BC.
spk_0
Is that correct?
spk_0
No.
spk_0
They were they had playups.
spk_0
They, you know, agriculture was the thing I think then.
spk_0
I'm not sure.
spk_0
Arabica coffee does not.
spk_0
You said a thousand.
spk_0
Jesus Christ.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
Well, that all right.
spk_0
That's a BC.
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Tee does buy a lot.
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So who knows?
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Maybe they found coffee.
spk_0
Look at me like, I'm crazy.
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I'm not crazy.
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You're crazy.
spk_0
I'm going to say the eighth century.
spk_0
Can I say just like the century?
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No.
spk_0
We're going to need a year.
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800 and 23.
spk_0
I guess you're the closest but I don't feel good about it.
spk_0
You're going to say no one.
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I'm going to say no one.
spk_0
All right.
spk_0
Yeah.
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Nobody gets points.
spk_0
What was it?
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It's 575 AD.
spk_0
That was my fifth guess.
spk_0
I was going to say if anyone said AD, I was going to give it to them.
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spk_0
We got BC.
spk_0
Well.
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Okay.
spk_0
Where do the world's most expensive coffee beans get harvested from?
spk_0
Oh, this might not be right.
spk_0
Peru?
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Anatomically.
spk_0
Oh, the guts of, uh,
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fucking, I forget the name of them.
spk_0
They're like, measles.
spk_0
Um, wait.
spk_0
Oh, okay.
spk_0
Wait, hold on, hold on.
spk_0
You have an answer, okay?
spk_0
I do.
spk_0
What is your answer?
spk_0
Uh, it's from this cat's poop, right?
spk_0
Well, yeah, but I said the gut.
spk_0
It's the same thing.
spk_0
I said, but you got to get the name of the thing.
spk_0
Oh, that was an oscillot.
spk_0
I don't think that was an oscillot.
spk_0
This question was also weird in the episode too.
spk_0
So we kind of figured it would be Diyasi.
spk_0
Oh, okay.
spk_0
Um, uh, that's you Jordan Rainhart.
spk_0
So, yeah, so we have to bring this up with Jordan Rainhart.
spk_0
The question, the answer that we have is poop.
spk_0
Bonus point for the answer said during the episode, which is butts.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
So Jordan had originally asked like where do the coffee beans,
spk_0
where they harvested from.
spk_0
And I don't remember.
spk_0
It's kashan.
spk_0
Kashan was just like butts.
spk_0
And that was a valid?
spk_0
That was a valid answer.
spk_0
Um, yeah, like I mean, I guess we just don't really give it to anyone.
spk_0
I think that'll just, yeah, because you both are like partially correct.
spk_0
But it does sound like a location.
spk_0
And I feel like in the first episode you both went location as well.
spk_0
I feel like it is from Peru though.
spk_0
I think that's where the animal lives.
spk_0
This animal is probably in Peru.
spk_0
I don't know.
spk_0
But we're sick and tibet episode.
spk_0
Nice.
spk_0
What is it called when it's like they really see you.
spk_0
No, the cannon?
spk_0
Yeah, the cannon.
spk_0
Oh my god.
spk_0
The high education cinematics.
spk_0
Let me let me score up these points right quick.
spk_0
Oh, that was the last one.
spk_0
Yeah, that's it.
spk_0
Now we see who wins.
spk_0
I think I have an idea.
spk_0
But I don't know.
spk_0
Here's my thing.
spk_0
If we make it into the D range, we get like a D on it.
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I'll be happy.
spk_0
Honestly, that's a lot.
spk_0
Yeah, right.
spk_0
Because the thing is is like when you take a test in class,
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you don't like take the test where if you get a point,
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someone else loses a point.
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That means extremely competitive.
spk_0
And hilarious.
spk_0
Can you imagine kids just doing that in class?
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And we still have the same grading scale.
spk_0
You literally have to get 90 points of all the points from everybody.
spk_0
Yeah, for an A.
spk_0
That's so, that's interesting.
spk_0
That's like a whole new.
spk_0
That's like by definition,
spk_0
like everyone would just fail every single time.
spk_0
Yeah, but what if it was like you just had to get at least like three points
spk_0
amongst everybody in the classroom
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to like pass.
spk_0
Like if you had zero, you failed, you know, but
spk_0
that would just like, oh, that would breed so much competition.
spk_0
Kids would fucking hate each other even more than they do now.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
I think it's fucking Johnny.
spk_0
You see him get 12 points in class either the day.
spk_0
Hey Johnny, please could have given some of those points.
spk_0
He only needs a three to pass.
spk_0
Yeah, he's passed four times over.
spk_0
Four times over.
spk_0
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
spk_0
So the current standing that we have is
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Cushion, you have 55 points.
spk_0
Caleb, you have 59 points.
spk_0
We just so happen to have two bonus points.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
Where?
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Oh, shit.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
2.5.
spk_0
So we can point.
spk_0
So we can point.
spk_0
And according to our records, one of these,
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this is both of these are questions in which you both got right.
spk_0
Respectable.
spk_0
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
This should be pretty easy for you.
spk_0
And if you fail, then you're dumb.
spk_0
Sweet.
spk_0
The sticks are real right now.
spk_0
I don't want to be a dumb.
spk_0
Not the smartest way in the neighborhood.
spk_0
And in 2.5 points, we'll get.
spk_0
Thanks, dad.
spk_0
Whoever does it, we'll get them into D category.
spk_0
So nice.
spk_0
Into not failing.
spk_0
Jeez categories.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
Both of these questions are from the Green Man episode.
spk_0
Oh, shit.
spk_0
All right.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
Oh, fuck it.
spk_0
All right, are we ready?
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
So ready.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
What is Raymond Robinson's favorite?
spk_0
Brand of cigarette.
spk_0
Lucky strikes.
spk_0
That is correct.
spk_0
That is 2.5 points to Koshan.
spk_0
This next one's going to be a fucking number.
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And I'm going to forget how they work.
spk_0
It's like a whole rest of this episode.
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The next and final question of the final exam.
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This is for the D.
spk_0
Everyone, D's get degrees.
spk_0
Are we ready?
spk_0
What was the highway number that the Green Man walked every night?
spk_0
Caleb.
spk_0
The highway marker number?
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Yes.
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351.
spk_0
That is correct.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
That is the final question.
spk_0
Someone called me No Sir Domest.
spk_0
I predict the fucking future.
spk_0
I don't know what just for predicting the future, Koshan.
spk_0
We're going to give you 2.5 points as well.
spk_0
However, Caleb is still the winner with a total of 61.5 points,
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putting him in a D,
spk_0
as well as yourself with 60 points.
spk_0
Hey, oh, shh.
spk_0
I will say I feel like it would have been really close to,
spk_0
because I feel like later on we got easier on giving them points if they were close.
spk_0
And Koshan would have gotten those first missing body parts.
spk_0
Yeah, and mysterious things.
spk_0
It was a real hard ass.
spk_0
Yeah, just so.
spk_0
I feel like you two were really naked back.
spk_0
So weird.
spk_0
Yeah, actually.
spk_0
Nice.
spk_0
But Caleb takes the smarts.
spk_0
Caleb takes the smarts for season one.
spk_0
Oh my god.
spk_0
We're going to get a belt.
spk_0
It's like the WWE Championship.
spk_0
Hold up the higher education belts.
spk_0
Wait, wait, wait.
spk_0
No, we can hang it in our house afterwards.
spk_0
We had to do a picture with the graduation hat.
spk_0
Oh, it's huge.
spk_0
And hold a little diploma.
spk_0
Put it to the left.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
So right.
spk_0
That'd be cute.
spk_0
Throw it.
spk_0
Just go out to the field.
spk_0
Oh my gosh, we should do a whole graduation photo shoot.
spk_0
That's out in the field.
spk_0
That's a little extra, but that's
spk_0
maybe just the right amount of extra though.
spk_0
Well, thank you so much for assembling this and going back and,
spk_0
you know, listening to the questions of the episodes prior.
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Exam.
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Assemble.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
That was really, really fun.
spk_0
Thank you so much.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
All right.
spk_0
Well, I think that's about it.
spk_0
So I hope all of you at home did better on that test than they did.
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Bar's low.
spk_0
Bar's low.
spk_0
Bar's low because you can't, I mean, the thing is, if you're listening to this at home,
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you can give yourself as many pity points as you want.
spk_0
That's true.
spk_0
You won't get ace at home.
spk_0
That's what's about taking a test by yourself.
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Gold stars.
spk_0
You get a gold star.
spk_0
You get a gold star.
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Everybody don't.
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Unless you don't like the show.
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Oh, wait, don't.
spk_0
What, sorry.
spk_0
I just wanted to be in.
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I was trying to save everyone's valedictorian.
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And then I, so, and then I was like, maybe I should change it to
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someone come on.
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And then I tried to say,
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someone come on and valedictorian at the same time.
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And obviously that didn't work.
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Semicolictorian.
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So we come with Torium.
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Semicolictorian.
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Cool guy.
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You can send us an email at high education podcast all lower case.
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At gmail.com.
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That's high education podcast all lower case.
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At gmail.com.
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It's up.
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You know what?
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Never mind.
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What?
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Never mind.
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All right.
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Gotta fuck that one up at the very end.
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We're going to enter out.
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Go worry.
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I want to see one more thing.
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Not even high right now.
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We're going to thank them for all their supports.
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No, I think I was going to ask them to send me pictures of their dog.
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Send me pictures of your dog to the email too.
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Yeah, it wasn't important.
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So sorry you waited so long.
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So thanks.
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Thank you for listening.
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Support us that way and help us realize our dreams to get paid to smoke weed and talk about shit.
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We are higher education.
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And we'll see you on the next session.
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Next period.
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Next class.
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You're filling the blank.
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You guys got it.
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We'll see you next time.