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QLS Classic: Robin Thede
In this classic episode of Quest Love Supreme, host Laiya welcomes comedian and writer Robin Thede for a candid conversation about her journey in the entertainment industry. They discuss her early car...
QLS Classic: Robin Thede
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What up, y'all. It's Laiya from Quest Love Supreme. And on this classic episode, we're taking
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you back to November 29, 2017 for our first conversation with our good friend Robin Theddy.
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Now, this is before she was a big-time showrunner. Shout out to a Black Lady sketch show.
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This is when the writer, comedian and late-night host talks about her life in front of and behind
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the camera, her puppetry skills, uh-huh, and everything you need to know about her past show,
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The Run Down. Oh, and if you enjoy this episode, you've got to hear when she came to join us on this
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year's Roots Pick Nick Stage from June 2022. Oh, yeah, that's a good one too. It's always fun with
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our good friend Robin. So enjoy.
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Uh, I'll skip to the letter T-E. Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, it's Robin Theddy.
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Yeah, another supreme.
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Yeah, and I'm raging mad. Yeah, about angry white ladies in Laiya's case.
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Oh, it's like supreme, it's like supreme, a rocon, supreme, a-sup, supreme, a rocon.
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It's like E.M. And it's going to be a classic. Yeah. Robin Theddy. Yeah. Now that's Black Girl Magic.
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Oh, it's like supreme, it's like supreme, a rocon, supreme, a-sup, supreme, a rocon.
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I'm Robin Theddy. Yeah. I'm in my groove. Yeah. And I don't dance. Yeah. Make my name move.
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Roca, supreme, a-sup, supreme, a rocon, supreme, a-sup, supreme, a rocon.
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Sup, supreme, a-sup, supreme, a rocon.
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That was like 54 bars. I know. What the hell? Yeah, I did not know so many things
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robbed with my name. It was dope. Yes, it was because we really just wanted to reiterate
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that it is Theddy. Yes, that is true. I wanted it to be. I know.
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Yeah, we were all having. I know. Halfway through, I almost felt like I was in church.
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Yeah, indeed. It's like, it's very good. I hope you're a believer now.
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Don't be needy. I forgot that. Okay, Jeff Tweedie for Wilco. I forgot to shout out Jeff Tweedie.
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Shout out to you. That beaty was brilliant. Michael Jackson. Hey, hey, come on.
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Ladies and gentlemen, our guest today is a writer, comedian, actress, director, producer,
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author, chef, boxer. My God. Boxer. She's the current president. We got to five long times.
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And I'm a boxer. Exactly. You're the president of the United States right now. I'm declaring that
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you're the former showrunner. What's happening now? It was my crowning achievement.
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Yeah, I just write the what's going down episode. The what's going on? Yes.
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You've been a butcher baker, a candlestick maker, maker, breaker, and title breaker.
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She is currently breaking new ground on BT's weekly news program called the one day comedy program.
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Oh, okay. Well, based on the news. Well, it's just I don't want people to think that I'm actually
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reporting the news because they'll be very confused. But I assure you that the only way to digest the
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news in 2017 is through comedy. Yes, that is true. It's a very informative show. So I see it. I mean,
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you're the you're the new Ed who was a good boy. Can you please say the new the Black John
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Stewart and said yeah, he was not. Ladies and gentlemen, we welcome to Quest Love's Supreme Black
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John Stewart. I took that bad Trevor. No, we're probably wants to be called the
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he knows the vaginal John Stewart. I don't know. Anyway, this show is going to be
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all night. Can I curse? Yes. I think you're the host of the show. No, I am not the host of the show.
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No, please, please. I just wanted to be casual amongst six friends. Yeah. You know, so how are you?
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Thank you, Robin for doing this. Thank you. You know what? You guys are over here killing it.
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As always. Thank you. You're killing it as well. Thank you. You know, listen, I'm two episodes in
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and I feel like I'm pretty much mastered the craft. And actually by the time this airs, I'll be like a
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good like five deep. So I will have collected all the Emmys. All the hoodies. All the, is that
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that's true? That's true. Yes, it is. Yeah, it is. Right? 30s. Yes. Yeah. So pretty much I'm on top of the world.
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Yeah, it's great. That's good. Um, let's wait. Let's visit to a time when you were in the bottom of the world.
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Oh, oh, God. Now it gets said. I don't want to take us back to the beginning.
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Oh, you know what? I know everybody goes back to the beginning. I'm like, no one cares about the
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beginning. Let's talk about the last quarter. What you said?
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Aren't you proud that I'm not missing the last quarter like the last time.
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You know, who he was at the lag quarter?
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You know the lag quarter. I'm not personally, but I've heard of it. I've heard tale. Of course.
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No, but I have to say, even when I met you, and this is the weird thing, like this is the one
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super can't, I hope to have a very super candid episode. Oh, good. Of course, love is the
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because I had no Robin. Well, well, not like biblically, but I mean,
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you're right. I know. Yeah.
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We've been friends a lot. She's my pal. So, you know, but I have to say that even when you
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told me that back in when we first met that you were born in Iowa, I know. It's weird.
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I will say that of the six black women that I do know from Iowa.
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You know, yes. I know.
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That's a big number. You're the only one that's not in a certain industry.
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Farming? Stripping? Oh, stripping.
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What? Because they're here.
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For sure, that's for sure.
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Is it porn? I have to say that.
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It's porn. It's porn. I got you.
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I was churned out the most alarming rate of black porn.
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No, actresses.
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Really? What?
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And me alone.
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But here's the thing that wouldn't like, would say and you alone.
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There's black porn.
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And it's called evidence usually.
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No, with like, mental level intelligence.
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Right.
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And it's crazy to me. I'm glad you avoided.
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Well, first of all, that's rude that you're assuming I'm not also doing that in my spare time.
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You don't know what I'm capable of.
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No, yeah, I did not know that statistic.
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Usually people go, there's black people in Iowa when they find out that I'm from Iowa.
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No, I know.
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No, I left. There's no more.
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Yeah, no, my mother is actually, you know, this.
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My mother's estate representative.
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She was the first black woman to ever be elected to her district.
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So yeah, black people still make a move.
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I think so.
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Are there a lot of first in your family?
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Because you are already.
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I'm like 18 first just right now.
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Yeah, all more than that.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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What are the first besides first show runner or first?
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Yeah, head writer, black female head writer,
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late night show.
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I was the first black female to be the head writer at the Coral Respondents dinner.
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Yeah, I can't wait to talk about that.
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Yeah, I did not know that.
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Yes, I was the first.
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I think I think we know we haven't confirmed this,
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but I think I was the first black woman to be the head writer of a daytime show
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and a night time show and a nightly comedy show.
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I was the daytime show.
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At the same time.
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I'm not the same time, but I was Queen Latipha's head writer.
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That's right.
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Latipha.
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I don't have a lot of shit for her.
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Amazingly.
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I only do things if it's first.
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She used to work for a show that formerly had the at QLS.
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Oh, Queen Latipha show.
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Yeah, that is so true.
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But because the show was going on, now I had to, you know, sort of.
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Yeah, that's fine.
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They don't need it.
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This, this, this pays to be friends with business at Twitter.
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I just said, hey, guys, the show doesn't exist anymore.
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Damn, you got them to delete their old Twitter account.
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No archive.
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No nothing.
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Wow.
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I mean, the links are going to work.
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Yeah.
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Y'all are powerful.
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I love you are.
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I try.
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So, okay.
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So you grew up in a political family.
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Yeah, I did.
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And it was interesting because my dad was actually a Republican.
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My dad is white.
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My mom was black from the West Side of Chicago.
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My dad's white from a farm in Iowa.
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He met my mother in the 70s.
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She had a big ass Afro first day at college.
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He said, I want her.
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She's in college in Iowa.
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Yeah, they went to college in Iowa from Chicago.
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And they met and been married 40,
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40 some ideas.
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Yeah, they're still best friends.
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What is parents?
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I don't, what is parents?
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What is parents?
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I can hear like he's brain just like, I know it's crazy.
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It's crazy.
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It's at a very unrealistic standard for me.
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Yeah.
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I was like, I thought this was supposed to be forever.
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Like every first boyfriend I had, I was like,
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we're going to be together forever.
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And they were like, I don't even know your last name.
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But yeah, so they met and yeah, they're still together.
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But yeah, what was the question about Iowa?
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How do the coalesces do you know from?
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Yeah, none.
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I don't know any.
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But yeah, so my family was always political.
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My dad was a Republican growing up.
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And then by the time George Bush Jr. came in,
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he had came over to the right side.
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I was going to say he was or, okay.
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So he's now.
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Yes, now he's everybody's on the same team.
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Wow, still.
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Yeah.
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What do you mean?
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I got a check.
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I got a check.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Like he just saw Trump.
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And was like, hey, yeah, let's do this.
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No, no, he's like the, he talks the most shit about Trump.
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Okay.
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Like, yeah, because he's like, this is not the way it's supposed to be.
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Because I think I said this the other day to a group.
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I was like, I think white people are now like,
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you know, like they look at Trump and they're like,
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hey, hey, I don't want to be associated with that.
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You know, it's like how all black people are like,
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hey, don't, you know, don't lump us all together.
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We're not the same.
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But now I think white people are starting to feel like that.
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Because you can't tell a Trump supporter
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when they're white from, you know, from a non-Trump supporter.
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Right.
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So yeah, so it's good.
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It's good.
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My dad is dope.
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He has a family photo, black women.
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I have two sisters.
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So it's just another, but black ladies in the family.
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Are you, where do you fall in the middle?
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I'm in the middle.
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Okay.
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Yeah, so I'm the annoying.
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So you were a janitor.
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Attention is starved.
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Yes.
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I was tapped dancing.
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Is this why you're where you are right now?
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I'm sure.
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I think so.
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Like I'm a Leo.
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I'm a middle child.
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And my father forced me into comedy very early on.
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He named me after Robin Williams.
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I found out after Robin Williams died.
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And I didn't know that.
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But I was always funny and weird and cookie.
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And like I would always just imitate.
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We, you know, we didn't have cables.
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So I used to always just, you know,
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imitate like the news and like, you know,
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whatever sitcoms were on.
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So they always just thought I was weird.
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I just sit in a dark room and mimic everything I saw on television.
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And then at night, my dad, like on the weekends,
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he would let me watch like Caroline's used to have.
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Caroline's, I'll probably used to have a TV show where they would have like
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comedians on.
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It was like a two in the morning on NBC local affiliates.
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This would play.
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And then we stole cable.
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We lived in a trailer park.
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My dad Jerry rigged the cable from the trailer to doors down
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and wired it over the middle trailer to R.
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So we could get cable to watch thriller.
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And so we could watch.
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He got it.
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The first time to get thriller.
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And then he duct taped it.
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So we kept it for a little while.
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Tell somebody cut it.
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But the other thing I remember watching, I know this is crazy.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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How did someone, someone as in the cable company or someone realized?
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No, like the neighbor we were stealing it from was like,
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stop stealing our shit, you know.
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So, so, you know, check the park.
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It's rough.
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People not nice to each other, not neighborly.
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But, um, but so.
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Oh, just.
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She's so on the chain.
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I don't have nothing to say.
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He.
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But no, so, so, so we got it to watch thriller.
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And that was dope.
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And I hid behind my Bible watching thriller.
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Because I was scared and I thought that I was little.
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I was like, too.
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I was like, tiny.
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It was scary.
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Yeah, it was scary.
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You should.
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So, but I remember that.
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And then I remember later on when we had stole cable the second time
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that we had, uh, he used to let me watch.
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What was the show with Robin Williams and Will be Goldberg?
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It was the first time I ever saw.
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I'm a comic.
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I'm a comic.
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I'm a comic.
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Yeah, I'm really.
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So that was the first time I had ever seen a black woman telling jokes.
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And I was like, yo, what is this?
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Wait, so you didn't see the first stand up the Broadway one when she was like,
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the, um, I don't think I was a lot.
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Fontaine.
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You damn robber.
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Oh, I mean, I don't think I was.
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What are you?
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She's, she's, we're, we're her elders.
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I don't think I was.
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We're the same.
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Sorry.
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I think like we're the two.
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Okay.
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Yeah, like, I don't think so.
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There's probably a seven in your birthday.
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Were you in high school in the 90s or no?
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Oh, and the.
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Don't answer that question.
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Okay.
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I wasn't even lying in the 90s.
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What are you talking about?
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I don't know.
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I made all of it.
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So, but no, so, so, so I saw her.
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And then he let me watch.
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They showed her one woman show on PBS.
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Yes.
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It's like an anniversary special over and over.
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And that's the first time I saw it.
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And I was just blown away by this woman.
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Like, absolutely blown away.
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And then my dad, like, let me stay up and watch.
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I remember we could stay up and watch SNL
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until the, um, until weekend update came on.
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Then we had to go to sleep.
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Okay.
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So we got to watch, you know, halfway through.
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Is that a time thing or do it?
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A time thing for them.
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It was just like, okay, that means at whatever time in the midway.
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Something that was around midnight, we could go to sleep.
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Because they already go to church or something.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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We were in church three days a week.
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Oh.
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Ooh.
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What church is that?
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Seven days of Venice.
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No.
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Three days of adventure.
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No, we were just like, so, because we were,
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we were in the perform, like the only way we could get performing arts
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was through church programs.
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So we were in the acting group and like the puppet group.
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Oh, that's a whole other thing.
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I know all about the puppet group.
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I know.
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Yes.
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She has that minds too.
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We didn't have the minds.
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We had the minds.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I didn't have the minds.
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Wait, you,
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post-built?
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No, not me, but at my church.
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I think you did.
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You just, not, when I was in the church band.
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Can you explain the puppet group?
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So I was in it when I was so bad.
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So 13 to like 13, 14, 15 every summer,
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we would tour the country with this Christian puppet group
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called Kings Kids.
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Thank you.
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Right?
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And my sister and I, this is getting even better.
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So we were like Jim Henson school trained,
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like I'm still a professional puppeteer, by the way.
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I helped a Wyatt's and act perfect his puppeteering skills
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and don't let him tell you any different.
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So we, uh, so we went on the road for three summers
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and we got really good, but my sister and I were the only black people in the group
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and so we had to do all the voices and the use all the black puppets.
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Oh, no.
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What was your voice?
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Oh god, I don't remember.
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Please, I don't know you.
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I honestly don't remember.
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I did a bunch of them.
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You know, you just hear me slip into weird.
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I don't know.
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I'm saying, hey, Jesus, I don't know.
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But some of them were just like regular little girls
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and then some of them were like weird
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because they were like human looking puppets.
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They weren't all animals.
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Okay.
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What a hand puppet.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, hand puppet.
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Well, I can't do it.
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There's got damn it.
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This podcast.
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I would show you.
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Which you have to imagine.
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Yeah.
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So here, wait, can I teach you guys a trick
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that won't help the home audience at all?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Everybody holds up your hand like this.
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You'll physically describe it.
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Okay, well physically describe it.
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Okay, so you'll hold up your hand like this.
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We're holding up our hands.
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So everybody's holding up their hand like so basically.
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I'm gonna take pictures.
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Okay, take pictures.
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Great.
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So basically everybody at home and within my,
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the distance of my voice.
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So think about when you hold up your hand
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to talk like a puppet, right?
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So your thumb is on the bottom.
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Your hand is flat on top.
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Now, just say, hi, how are you?
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Everybody at home do this too.
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Say hi, how are you?
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Move your hand like a puppet would.
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Hi, how are you?
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You all did it wrong.
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Okay, so.
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You all failed.
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All right.
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So the professional trick is to only move your bottom,
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only move your thumb.
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So keep your hand flat and then say,
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hi, how are you?
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Oh, hi, how are you?
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But move it down.
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Don't move it up.
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Go.
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Hi.
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Hi, nope.
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Opposite.
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Move your thumb down.
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Hi, hi, hi.
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Is that how that's how a mouth works?
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You're right.
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And if you want to sing, you can do that.
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Oh, yes.
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That's advantage.
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I'm going to go.
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But anyway, at home, try this.
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Keep your top of your hand flat.
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Even the engineers in the other room are
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trying to keep it right now.
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Keep this flat.
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Only move the thumb.
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Oh, you'll thumb it up.
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Yeah.
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And you're actually doing the best job.
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Anyway, yeah.
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Wait, can we just spend, I know about one minute doing this in silence
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and then press rating our audience right now.
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Yeah, that's.
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That's so hard.
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It's very hard.
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It took me years to master.
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So just move this and that looks real.
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Wow, that is awesome.
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Took off the QLS Instagram page for video.
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Yeah, it's cool, right?
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Is it an art to it?
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Yes.
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It looks very easy.
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It's not.
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I can also use my other hand to make the hands and legs move.
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And so we taught you that.
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We went to we went through training.
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No, the Jim Hansen school teachers.
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We went through actual perfect.
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I am actually a professional like certified bubble tea.
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Yeah, you're not trying to make it to the children's
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television workshop.
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Did you not have those goals like,
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for I go rock.
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Wait, they certified puppeteers.
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Dude, it's a mafia.
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They certified.
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Even when Kevin first came to the tonight show,
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even when he came to the tonight show,
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he was saying that, you know, to get in Jim Henson's,
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it's the it's the Mary and that equivalent of going to George Lucas's
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school.
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It's like a mafia.
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It's 15 people.
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Congratulations, Sarah.
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Why?
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So I only have like a certification.
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I don't have like the whole degree.
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Is that expensive?
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I don't remember.
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You didn't get a master's in moving your phone.
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What is it?
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What is it?
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You're going to use that one day.
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You're going to thank me.
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What is it grant you like if you wanted to audition for Avenue Q or...
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I have no idea.
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I don't think anything.
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Besides like...
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Because I can't sing either.
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So they'd be like, oh, I could you leave?
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
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Actually, Avenue Q would probably be helpful if I could actually sing.
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But I would think that they actually go through puppet training.
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I have to say that, oh, wait.
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This is weird on pay bill.
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I'm about to tell the story of your other job
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for getting that you actually work at Sesame Street.
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Go for it.
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I was like, wait, I got this ring.
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You do?
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Yeah.
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Am I not wrong?
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Am I correct?
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He is the Joe Raposo Sesame Street right now.
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Whenever I watched him, they...
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It's a...
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Yeah.
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But you...
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They're not moving the same way.
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Because your mouth would clip open.
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Well, we're still talking with her.
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Yeah.
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I'm sorry, podcast listeners.
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Just fast forward this part.
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I don't know.
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Just see us in three minutes.
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We're talking to the boss.
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Step to the next tray.
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Yeah, you guys have chapters on these things.
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Just get this chair.
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Are you...
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Are you...
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Let's just move on.
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Are you...
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No, Sesame Street.
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You know, I'm gonna get lost in the least...
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I feel like there's a wormhole about to get this right now.
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That's him in a rabbit hole.
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So, on Sesame Street, are you...
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Puppeteers and...
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Well, just puppeteers.
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Muppeteers.
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Are they licensed or...
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No, but it's the same like 15 dudes that do like Sesame...
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dudes and ladies that do Sesame Street and the Muppets
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and mostly other things are the same 15 or 20 people.
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It is a mafia for sure.
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And they're like 80.
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Because once you're in, you're in.
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And you know, it's until I die.
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So like the guy who plays Grover also does Miss Piggy
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in Animal and then the guy who does the Swedish Chef's Hands
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is also the Cookie Monster.
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It's still stuff like that.
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Yeah, they're all kind of crossbreed.
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So what happens if all three of these characters
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are in the same sketch?
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They throw their voice around and they're pre-recorded.
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It's really cool to watch.
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They're fantastic.
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We got to...
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Are there any...
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Outtakes...
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Any outtake footage of them like just cursing and acting a fool?
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I've seen them do it.
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We had them on Queen of Teepa.
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Yeah, they definitely do it.
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Yes.
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Sorry.
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I just don't want to get him in trouble.
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Query.
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The Ori Devils.
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Listeners that at home we're also like silent talking
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to each other like...
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It's...
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They own the question.
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Oh really?
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Oh, okay.
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But I'm also like...
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You all want to see that footage?
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I know, right?
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They would just come do it for you.
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They've been on the show.
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She was come to this set.
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Whenever that happened.
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I will.
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Yeah.
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Well, okay.
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When I...
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When we do that thing,
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that we're going to do...
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We do that thing.
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That's the...
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I will come in the second.
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There you go.
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Uh, so you would travel...
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at what part like Bible belts or like...
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Yeah, yeah.
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A lot of Bible belt.
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We would take a van and we would all pile in it
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and it said King's Kids on the side.
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How many of you...
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Like 14 of us.
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It was a lot.
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Like 14, 10 or 14.
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And then the funny thing is,
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so one year, so like the first year was like,
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we drove out to California and did like West Coast,
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like, you know, but like normal places, right?
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And then the second year...
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No, first year we did the Midwest.
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So like St. Louis, Chicago, that kind of...
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Second year we drove out to California,
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did some stuff like in Orange County.
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It was fine.
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Third year, they're like,
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we're going to Appalachia.
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Appalachia, however you say.
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Yeah, just puppets don't play in Appalachia.
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No, they play, but Black people don't.
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Black girls.
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And so we were like...
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And back then, I was wearing a big Afro.
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Like, my hair was, you know, big, you know.
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And we were like, oh, okay.
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My mom was like, how's this gonna work?
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And they were like, so what we'll do is,
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we'll just go into the church's first
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and make sure that they're cool.
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We're not doing that.
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And in hindsight, my sister and I were like,
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this is crazy.
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Like, there was a church where they had to pull up
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and go in and talk to them before we came in.
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And they were not okay with us performing.
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And we canceled the performance.
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And it was those...
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I don't know if you've ever been in like,
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Kentucky, coal country and all that, some Virginia.
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So you go on these switchback roads where there's only one lane.
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And so the coal trucks are coming down
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and you have to pull over when they come around.
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Like, it was some shit.
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I don't ever want to see you again in my life.
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And the whole time it just sounded like,
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then I'm like, then I'm down, down, down, down, down, down.
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The roots played a lot in Kentucky, right?
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Yeah, actually, I mean,
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we, I was part of a tour like that.
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Right?
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Where the day that we got our official offer for a record deal,
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a hub and I snuck out of the church tour that we were on.
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Very similar to this where we were,
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we were in Obleon, Kansas, like in the cornfield.
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Like when I go to sleep, I'd hear like,
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every night going to sleep.
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Like it was that sort of thing where you're just in the middle of America.
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And you don't know if you're going to be
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burning to across the next day.
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And so it was like, we got a record deal.
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And like he and I like snuck out of that.
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And went to the pay phone to the 7-11 call to cap.
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And you know, caught a plane at six in the morning.
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Like we went AWOL.
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They're probably still.
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Now they saw you on foul and they were like, God damn it.
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I'm just curious about those
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church outings and whatnot.
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Yeah.
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Why?
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I mean, how?
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Oh, the words.
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Was it a repressive atmosphere or?
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It wasn't at the time.
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I think for me, it was all we knew.
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And the people were very kind and very, so still,
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really good family friends.
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You know, I mean, it was, we say something different.
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So there wasn't a heartbreak moment,
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whereas like, you're disillusioned and you were bailed.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, that happened in college.
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Oh, just about like Jesus.
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Sorry.
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Yeah, just with the church in there.
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Oh, you might have church.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, with the church.
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For sure.
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I think at a certain point, I just saw, you know,
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you wake up to hip-hackersy.
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That happens in anything, right?
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But for church, you have to look at people.
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I'm like, okay.
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I woke up to hip-hop and I was like, get out the church.
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What?
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No, I, yeah, I think once I got older, I got to college.
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I was like, okay, I don't need to be in the church this much.
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I mean, even I think later in high school, but, you know,
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my mom grew up Catholic.
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My dad grew up Lutheran.
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Like, they just had a very strong religious background.
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And, but they also taught us that while we have this,
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once we became adults, they were like, now the choice is yours.
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We've taught you all the things that we know.
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But, you know, go forth and make your own decisions.
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So for me, I think I just don't like that.
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I feel like there's a lot of hypocrisy in the church.
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Like in religion.
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And I think that, you know, whatever.
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There's weird things in the Bible.
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You know what I mean?
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There's just weird shit.
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So I just feel like was guilt ever part of that.
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Like once they, once my church found out I was doing music.
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Right.
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You know, sort of like so, mirror, you uplifting the Lord
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in your work or is it just like what I see on the devil?
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Yeah.
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And then I just stop coming to church.
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Right.
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You know, no.
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I think once people heard me cursing in comedy,
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they were like, well, she's lost.
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And if she comes back then fine.
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We'll see you're on Easter.
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I don't know.
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And I said, I don't know.
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I don't know.
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I never had that guilt really.
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Also, I left home and went to Chicago.
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And then I went to Northwestern,
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and second city, like I was gone.
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You know, there was nobody to like follow me and be like, you know.
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And you didn't walk into college like that church girl.
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No.
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I'm holding onto this and doing it.
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No.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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That's good.
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Yeah.
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So we, you know, did you go to Northwestern?
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I will not tell you that.
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But it wasn't that long ago.
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You just had his conversation.
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Well, no, because I just generally wanted to know.
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Like if we ever played her college or that sort of thing,
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you're trying to find out if you're younger or blind.
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Wait, I've talked to you about this.
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Yeah, so it was in the video.
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It wasn't in my radio series.
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It was in the 2000s.
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Oh, sorry.
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I understand.
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I see what you're doing.
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I will tell this story.
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And I saw before I met you, I had seen y'all 14 times.
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14 times.
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Two of which I think were at Northwestern.
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Right.
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I remember, do you remember this story?
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I don't, do you remember this night?
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Tell me how probably.
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Well, you were, y'all were playing, but,
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oh, God, why am I forgetting his name?
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Not Camron.
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I have to work.
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It's a rapper with a C name and he raps and he frees off
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for a long time.
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Cannabis.
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Thank you, Jesus.
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I cannot buzz.
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There's a big difference between them.
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Cannabis.
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I knew I was, I knew I was about to say the wrong name.
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So cannabis was open for y'all.
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And this dude frees off for 45 minutes.
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Do you remember this?
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That is him.
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Was that what he would do?
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Because I never saw him before in concert.
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We've done, it was so long.
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And it was, yeah, we done, so obviously this was like 98 and 99 when his out came.
spk_0
I didn't see just tell you it was in 2000.
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No, it wasn't.
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It was later than, well, it was later than that I when I saw it.
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Okay.
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Well, no, no, I'm in.
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Yeah, okay.
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He had other, okay.
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But I remember.
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I would have told you, I would like, actually, that's not right.
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We can edit also.
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It was like 1965.
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Go.
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It's fine.
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It's fine.
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Now they know I'm 80.
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Thanks a lot.
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Sorry.
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Forgive me.
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Thanks, Amir.
spk_0
Wait, am I supposed to call you Quest?
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What am I supposed to call you on this?
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We know each other.
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Okay.
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We'll know as I'm here.
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Or a question.
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Can I tell you, it is so weird to talk about you.
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Because people are always like, because I'm always like,
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my friend Amir did something something and they're like,
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oh, is he in the business?
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And I was like, it's Quest Love.
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Like, I don't know how to like, do you know what I mean?
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Like, I try not to say your stage name because it's.
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It's your stage name.
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It's a very word stage name.
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Yes.
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And you can't just be like, so Quest Love and I were talking.
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It's like a name drop.
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Yes.
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It's such an annoying goddamn name drop.
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Who do you think is the same thing?
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I call Queen Le Jive Dana.
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And people are like, oh, you think you're cool.
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And I'm like, no, I just don't call her queen.
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But this is weird because whenever I talk about Marshall,
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then it's like, oh, you think you're so cool.
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You get the car more.
spk_0
No, I just can't call him Eminem.
spk_0
Well, I don't just say him though.
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That is a little extra.
spk_0
Why not just say him?
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Because he makes you, I hate when people call me Quest Love.
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Correct.
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Like even now, something makes things for them.
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It's like, yeah, but it sounds like, yeah, whenever I hear it.
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Right.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Anyway, we were talking about something else before I got
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to fond of this camera.
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Go ahead.
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Just yelling when you first met.
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No, just fucking yell.
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Oh, yeah.
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Cannabis.
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So, yeah, thank you.
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Of course, Steve would remember that.
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So, I just asked you to something.
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So cannabis was rhyming.
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And for the first five minutes, we're like,
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yo, this dude's killing it.
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He's really free sound.
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He says she got a purple shirt on it.
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She got a purple shirt on.
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That's how it's crazy.
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And then 20 minutes later.
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Correct.
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20 minutes later, we're like, Jesus Christ.
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We get it.
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You get right.
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Right.
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38 minutes in.
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We're like, this might be a world record.
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We might be in history right now.
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45 minutes in.
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The crowd was like, but, but, bring out the room.
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Yeah.
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And then y'all came out and ripped it.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, it was great.
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I appreciate that.
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I saw y'all everywhere, man.
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I saw you in Chicago a bunch.
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I think y'all, did y'all come to Iowa?
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You had to go back in those days.
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Came to Iowa.
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No, Iowa has probably the, maybe the fourth best record shopping
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experience I've ever had.
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Oh, is that right?
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Yeah, cause usually like those places that no one goes to,
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I could just, I clean up.
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It's mad stuff in there.
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Oh, yeah.
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I clean up instantly.
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Yeah, so.
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What else do you go to Iowa for?
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Corn.
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Corn.
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And porn.
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Oh, no, you don't have to go there for the porn.
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That's what you're not saying.
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Have you ever been to the internet?
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It was rhyming with corn.
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Yeah, you don't really go to Iowa for money.
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Well, I mean, there's a lovely place to grow up, sheltered from reality, but, and it's
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very affordable.
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I will say that.
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Really?
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Well, it's like a three bedroom house.
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It's like a one, it's like going to an earthquake.
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Yeah, you can easily get a three bedroom house for like $180,000 easily.
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And like a nice, like a brand new, like, new shit.
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Yeah.
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Like truth be told, you know, the, the towns that you have least expectations for are probably
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just some of the best places to visit.
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The worst weather, because then you got hurricanes, you know, doorknames.
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In Iowa?
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No, that's not real.
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Tornados.
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Tornados, sorry.
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Yes, that is true.
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Tornados and cold.
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That's okay.
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I knew what you meant, Gorak, I got you.
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Thank you.
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In my head, I was sitting in the same bed.
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Well, listen, climate change is real.
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It might be some goddamn hurricane.
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I don't know.
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I just sit down.
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So second, what drove you to Chicago, the fact that you got accepted to, you know, my
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Chevy Lomona literally drove me to Chicago.
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I want to show up comedian, but I mean like, no, that's just the truth.
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I wanted to go to, I wanted to go straight to LA out of high school.
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And my parents were like, please don't.
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You will do porn, which now is why I see why you had that connection to Iowa.
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They were scared.
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They were scared.
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Do you think they knew about Iowa?
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They may have.
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They were supplied smart, black women in porn.
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Yes, they may have.
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So, you know, every summer I went to Chicago because that's where my family, what's
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where my mom's whole side lived.
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So I was familiar with the city.
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And I was like, they were like, don't, they said, they just asked me two things.
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Don't go straight to LA because they knew I wanted to be comedian actress, writer, whatever.
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But they said, don't go straight to LA, get a college education.
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And also, don't ask us for any money.
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So, I got into Northwestern and I said, and they were like, please don't get a degree
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in theater.
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You are, you're already funny.
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Get a real degree, which is rude, right?
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But so I got a degree in journalism.
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I went to like, oh, Northwestern has the best journalism school.
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They only let in like 180 people a year.
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I got in.
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And then I got my degree and then I got scouted by Second City because I was running
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an improv and sketch group there for years.
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And they saw it.
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They heard about it.
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What was the name of the sketch group?
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Out the box.
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Okay.
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And still going on to this day, 75 years later.
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And so I went to Second City.
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They gave me a full scholarship to go to Second City, graduated the conservatory, went straight
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to LA.
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And you know, did you have dreams of seeing Steve Higgins or Warren coming through the
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door?
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Yeah, of course.
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For our listeners, a lot of people that you see on SNL, Saturday Night Live, they'll
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either be poached from one of three places, either the groundlings in LA.
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Is there groundlings in New York?
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Groundlings.
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The home of groundlings is New York.
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Groundlings.
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Okay.
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No, I'm sorry.
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I was thinking UCB.
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Right.
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There is no groundlings in New York.
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Okay.
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So yeah, the groundlings in New York.
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It's UCB here, groundlings in LA, Second City.
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I believe my was a groundlings.
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Yes.
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Right.
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My I'm Melissa McCarthy, a bunch of them, yeah, groundlings.
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Right.
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And then New York is UCB established by Amy Poler.
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Amy Poler and Dittina.
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No, Tina Second City, Chicago.
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Right.
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And then last second city.
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So those three, those are the three comedy universities that will guarantee you maybe
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half an audition at Saturday Night Live.
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So did you ever go there hoping one day that like, yes, that was the goal.
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It will happen.
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Absolutely.
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That was the goal for sure.
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And I was there with a bunch of people who are now famous and they were my mentors.
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So Kagan Michael Key was leaving Second City to go do mad TV.
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Okay.
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And now I fucking dated myself.
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God damn it.
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But I was also 12.
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I never heard that show for a few years.
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Anyway, in a bunch of great folks.
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So so when I came up, there was kind of a new crop coming through and everybody was like,
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Oh, this is going to be the next class that goes to SNL.
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Like your class is going to be the next class.
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That did not happen.
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And I didn't even get close to an audition.
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I just wasn't in the right cycle or whatever.
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Or back then Saturday Night Live wasn't looking for black ladies.
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I was about to say who the black lady is.
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Because there wasn't.
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It was Ellen Claygorn and then it was Leslie Jones.
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Like there was a with my in the middle.
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That's literally it.
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But there was one more.
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What's her face who passed away, sadly.
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But years ago, what was her name?
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It's Neatron Ants.
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Yes, thank you.
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Oh, she was pretty.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I remember Joke on the Apollo, like get your baby some cool lights or she did a joke about
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cool cigarettes.
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Oh, did she?
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A baby smoking.
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Yeah, she wasn't on very long, but she was funny as shit.
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Yeah.
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But anyway, so so yeah, so never happened.
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I went to LA.
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It took many, many years.
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I didn't audition for Lauren until 2013.
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Whoa, that long time.
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Damn.
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But I was on other sketch shows.
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I was on, you know, Jamie Foxx, Avion, Crockett, I'm special on Fox.
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I was a bunch of stuff that never saw the light of day.
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I did a sketch show with Mike Ebs for Comedy Central that never saw the world.
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You know, I did a lot of sketch stuff.
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I wrote for a lot of sandups.
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I toured the country with them.
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I wrote for sitcoms.
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But did you?
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Wait, you just reminded me that I too was on a failed pilot that almost didn't make
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it.
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There was going to be a black Saturday.
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I only remember because this is how we wrote Break You Off for Fonology.
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Who is the black comedy promoter?
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He did the Kings of Comedy.
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Walter Latham?
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No.
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Yes, Walter.
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Walter?
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Yes.
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Not.
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But it's not with him.
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No, it's not him though.
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It's not him.
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I know exactly who it is.
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And I am blanking.
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Now we, somebody Google it.
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Got to look it up.
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No, I know who it is.
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And that's not everybody.
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That's not a child's king or not.
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No, no, no.
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No, no.
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No, don't care.
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Hold on.
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Walter Latham did a Kings of Comedy.
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Yeah, he did.
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Oh, I said it.
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Wait, is he connected to Stan?
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No, it's M.
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It's M.
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With the M.
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Latham.
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Yeah.
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Oh, I was right for the first time.
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That's my good.
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I guess the word comedy.
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But once the King of Comedy, once the King of Comedy kind of blew up, then Walter decided
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to do a shoot a pilot.
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He wanted to do a black S&L.
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And it was like earthquake and other seven or eight other heavyweights that I'm forgetting
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for getting right now.
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No, the earthquake was the first one.
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Oh, no, don't sleep, earthquake.
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Don't sleep, earthquake.
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Man, that means funny.
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That's funny and shit, yo.
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Yeah, it's funny.
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But first to get by.
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And his goal is a hell of a reality show actress.
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But back when we were again thirsting for maybe a gig that could keep us in one place
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at the same time, we were the house band.
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You know, we were the S&L band for that show.
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That is so funny.
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But it just never got picked up.
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And-
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The Bar-
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The nurses lounge.
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People always forget about that.
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Yo, that was the best.
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Yeah, Tracy Kiltpetch.
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That was the best.
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Yeah.
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Anyway, so you remind me that-
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The nurses lounge.
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I forgot about it.
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And then that kind of came true, right?
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In a way.
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Uh, yeah, eventually.
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I saw my future.
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Are you psychic?
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No, I'm not.
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I'm also-
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I'm also thinking.
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You got it.
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I'm also remembering.
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Uh, is this the question?
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Why try to kill this also?
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She don't.
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In real life-
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She pulled out of my-
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In real life?
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In real life?
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That's not funny.
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Because she-
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Yeah, she really did that.
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She does that.
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She does that.
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Her husband, her-
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Yes, do.
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Like we-
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Damn.
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I mean, you know us.
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Did she get these knives?
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You know, just say what a knife.
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She-
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She's-
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She's Indiana girl, I understand it.
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Where are you from?
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I'm from Indiana.
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Oh, okay.
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Yeah, Rick said something smart or-
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Or unsavory.
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And then she took her earrings off.
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And then she grabbed a weapon.
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Her husband had to hold her back.
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Oh, gee.
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The only good thing that-
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From that moment was like-
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Because music and she sat in with us.
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Like that was the thing.
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Like when you go to the restaurant-
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Yeah, how did you prevent a murder?
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Her husband-
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Her husband-
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Her husband-
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Her husband-
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Her husband-
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Her husband-
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Her husband-
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Her husband-
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Her husband-
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Her husband-
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Her husband-
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Wait, did he die?
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No.
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Oh, that's good.
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He protected her.
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Why she was gone for a while, having a whole abot, do it?
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I know you don't remember because you were a child.
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I was only born yesterday.
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So I just get to get a younger every time.
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I'm not going to be born until this podcast is over.
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Anyway.
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So you went to LA.
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I did.
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What is it-
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What is-
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What was the process of pounding the pavement?
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Right.
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So the nice thing was I went out there with a one woman show
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About, you know, just like playing different characters
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And autobiographical.
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But what did I know at 22?
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Well, wait.
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Yes.
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If you didn't see that, what would be one woman show-
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No, that's not as a kid.
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So I don't pee.
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Oh, yeah.
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No, that's not as a kid.
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I'm like, who's your inspiration?
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Her all day.
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Okay.
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So I put a towel on my head and then I just, I literally pulled a
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Melania Trump and just did her show.
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No.
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I'm a delicious soulmate show.
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Yes.
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How do we let her get away with that, by the way?
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But anyway.
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So yeah, I went out and did this one woman show.
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And then I got seen by Mike Epses manager.
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Like I literally only did the show like three times.
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And then I got seen by Mike Epses manager and he was like,
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Yo, you are so funny.
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You should come right from Mike.
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And so I started right in from Mike.
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We wrote up the sketch show.
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It didn't go.
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And then, and I was acting on it too.
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And then I went on the road with him a little bit.
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Started working.
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And then I met Jesse Collins, who was, you know,
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produces BET words and a bunch of other stuff.
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And I met him, started writing for award shows.
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And then I just got connected with all these different comedians.
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And so I wrote for all these different hosts,
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Jamie Foxx, Anthony Anderson, Chris Rock,
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Monique, Wayne Brady, Sam Jack, like literally everybody.
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I've written for every male stand up black comedian
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who is like at the top of their game for sure.
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How did you avoid the Hollywood shuffle?
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Or how did you avoid the Chitolene circuit landmines
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that are usually there for comedians, especially for black comedians?
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Like how did you avoid the Sam War route?
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Right.
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Well, I played the CD bars and over, like, did you start off
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in the comedy store in LA?
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No, so that's the thing.
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This is how I avoided it because I was a sketch
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and improv comedian.
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Even though I wrote for stand-ups, I never did stand-up.
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I've never done a minute of stand-up in my whole career.
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Never.
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Really?
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Never not once.
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That's weird.
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And I know, and I'm always in the comedy clips.
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Always.
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Yeah.
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I've never done a minute of stand-up.
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What did the comedians that you write for when you tell them
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that, or did you ever had that in that conversation,
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do they ever, what did they say about that?
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Or do they care?
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I've never had that conversation.
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I've always been funny.
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Right.
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And I always do that.
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You know what I mean?
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Like, to comedians, it doesn't matter.
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Like, there's not a hierarchy.
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Um, it's like, well, is she funny?
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Can she write great jokes?
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The other thing about me is I have a, because I would sit
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and mimic those people on television as a kid,
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I can mimic anyone's comedic style.
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So I know how to write for somebody.
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If I've heard five minutes of their stand-up,
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I know how to write jokes for them.
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You're trying to tell me.
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That the rundown is the first time that you've consistently,
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concurrently in a half hour or a hour,
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you take your show in an hour,
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that you've stood in front of the audience
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and the material on the told jokes in a non-sketch acting way.
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For that amount of time, yeah?
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Wow.
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That's dope.
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Wow. That's rare.
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But you got to think about it this way.
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I'm an expert at stand-up comedy,
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because I've been doing it for a long, like, two decades.
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I know.
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I've been writing it for years.
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But I'm a performer.
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Like, even on the nightly show,
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I was doing the same thing.
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It was just like more sketches and like,
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kind of panel stuff.
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And like, my whole career has led to this.
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If you look at the breadth of it, like,
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but no, it is true.
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I guess if you think about it that way, yeah,
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it was the first time I actually did stand-up.
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
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That's what it is.
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That's true.
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But it's like trusting a food expert that's never cooked.
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That's never cooked.
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Oh my god.
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Wait.
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I'm just talking about myself.
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You sure did.
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Wait a minute.
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What?
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Wait a minute.
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You got food books and everything, motherfucker.
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I'm probably the only James Beard nominated.
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Author that's never cooked a dish.
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Ooh.
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That's weird.
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No, I'm an actor.
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But you get it, though.
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You know what I mean?
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Like, so for me, it was like, I, it's kind of better
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because I was on the road being a student of every,
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like, literally, I can tell you if you give me a topic, right?
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Like, I'm not going to do it.
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This isn't like, you know, who's on it?
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That's the reason.
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But like, if you, if I'm, okay, so if it,
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if Trump does something crazy, right?
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So Trump goes after somebody in the media, right?
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He goes after Jamel Hill, whatever.
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So she should be fired.
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I can tell you how every host in late night
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is going to make a joke on it.
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All right.
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So, what was Stephen Colbert say?
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So, so Stephen Colbert is going to make like,
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like, okay, so if you go for the game, right?
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So Kimmel is going to make a joke.
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That's probably, um, okay, it's the Jamel host.
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Well, he's not going to do it.
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Right.
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Because this Jamel host.
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Right. I picked, I picked a black person.
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A lot of them wouldn't touch that.
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He's like, Trevor does these funny, like, impressions.
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He does, he does all these amazing voices.
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So he'll slip into doing impression.
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Colbert is going to make an astute upside down observation
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that's still silly.
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Kimmel's going to make something that's a little bit more
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of a frat humor joke.
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And, it's definitely going to take him down from A to B.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Yeah.
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What'd he say?
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Jimmy.
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He probably won't mention it if Trump did it.
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Yeah.
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And it's a black woman.
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But, yeah, but I mean, but you know, it's like,
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but you have to be a student of the crap.
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So it was like, by the time I came in,
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I knew how to write for Larry.
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I knew how to write, like, John, you know,
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I'm a product of the John Stewart family.
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He was our executive producer at the nightly show.
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He was with us all the time.
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And he taught me a lot.
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And then Chris Rock, who's our executive producer,
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like I wrote for him when he hosted the BET awards.
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And he's been a really good mentor of mine since then.
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And like, the common theme is like, once you know your comedy,
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especially in comparison to what else is out there,
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then you can sell your product.
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And I knew I had something different.
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How do you feel about, at least the different classes of comedy?
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I'm curious about like in New York, I know that the Brooklyn comics
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are seen as the, you know, alternative comics.
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And kind of all do the same three jokes.
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It's really true.
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I thought you were going to be over-minded.
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I am over-minded.
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I love them.
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And I think some of them are pushing the boundaries.
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But like if you take a Brooklyn comic, like, I'm talking like straight up,
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like, textbook Brooklyn, like, artisanal cheese joke Brooklyn.
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And you take it anywhere else in the country.
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And it doesn't work.
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Yeah, you're bomb.
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You can't take that to uptown.
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You know what I mean?
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You can't go to Atlanta with those jokes.
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What are you doing?
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Especially for black comedians.
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Like, what are you doing?
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But at the same time, I also can't take some of my truck jokes.
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And that's why I'm not a stand-up.
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That's why I created a safe space.
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Where I can push my point of view in my comedy.
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But like, I'm not one of those people who can go to any comedy club in the country
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and do stand.
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Like, I just never had a passion for that.
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So do you agree, now, Chris Rock thinks that any joke should be able to work
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in all three mediums?
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Like, he says it because he's a genius.
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It's not fair.
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His opinion is not fair.
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But I'm asking you to subscribe to that theory because Brooklyn is the alternative world.
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And then sort of north of 40 Second Street is kind of, I mean, I want to beat this
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miss him, say, hacky.
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But I mean, that's where like, Caroline's is and whatever.
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Like, you'll see like, what do you talk about?
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Well, I mean, I don't know.
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It's just that they're so at the seller in the village.
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Yeah.
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They're such snobs.
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Yeah, they are.
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That's like Chappelle and Brennan.
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You know, those guys just like, they know every, they're like old real hip hoppers from
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like 1992.
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Yeah.
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So I consider them the highest love.
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High quest love.
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The higher the hardest to freeze, the hardest to please, insatiable level of Ivy League
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comic.
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And they look down on the Brooklyn cats and they look, they kind of, they're glad that they
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didn't go that, you know, I mean, even though they respect those guys like the Vegas, whoever
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the David Brenners are of this generation, like that work way uptown and uptown.
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Now there's a lot of class classes and classism in comedy.
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Exactly.
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And then the Chitlin's Arca, you got all that.
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Yeah, it's a lot.
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But Chris believes that, you know, Chris will go to outpost and try his stuff in that place
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and then he'll go to the blackest club uptown.
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Do you think that every comic should adapt to that situation?
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I don't think it's necessary.
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I think that it depends on what you're trying to do.
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I think if you're trying to be a legend, you're trying to be great.
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Yes.
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And that's Chris is great.
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He is a legend.
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Like he's so smart and he will, he never gets comfortable.
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He's always challenging himself.
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So I think for him that works, but I think there are other comedians whose thing is so specific
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that they're just using stand-up to get in front of a larger audience anyway.
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And it just depends on your goals.
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And I don't judge anybody.
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Even the Brooklyn comics, I don't judge them.
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Like they're going to be great.
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They're going to be the lead in a second party soon or they're going to, you know, have a weird like, you know, single camera.
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Artisanal Chisha.
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Artisanal Chisha.
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But yeah, I think there's a place for everything.
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That's what's so great about comedy is it's so subjective.
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Like one person can be like, yo, like, do you know who he's not funny?
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And then somebody else is like, what are you talking about?
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He's the second coming.
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That's the great thing about comedy.
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Like people can watch my show and be like, oh, she's wet.
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But obviously they're blind.
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And they're, and they're, but yeah, I mean, I think there's something for everybody.
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I don't really judge it.
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I think as long as you have a good work ethic, whatever you're doing is fine.
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How can a 101 year old woman fall in love again?
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I had the incredible opportunity to sit down with the one, the only Cardi B.
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Okay, well, this leads to Laia who is currently pounding the pavement to when I'm not doing this.
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Yes.
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To be more the copy.
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I was the girl that you know.
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And it was to get to know you better.
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As if we never heard that reference on this show.
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So what are you?
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Can I have joy in my life?
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You know, if I can get too black, wear my share of my moral every day.
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I mean, so.
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So what would you recommend the interviews over?
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I just had to go to the table turn.
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So what would you recommend to a young upstart?
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First of all, with the whole myth of.
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I'm not.
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Damn, I'm trying to set you up.
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I'm going to shut up there.
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Okay, born in 1994.
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Thank you.
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Anyway, what would you recommend, especially with the advantages?
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Is it advantage having, you know, do you respect YouTube comedians?
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And at the time, Vine, oh, God, the eye roll.
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Damn.
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No, no, no.
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No, it was at the question not at YouTubers.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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See, in my mind, I thought that you were cool by to the comic world.
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Look, I think it's good.
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But I think what happens is here's what happens to people who have been in the game a long time.
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Okay.
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You go out for something, you're up for something, and then they're like,
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we're going to get this YouTube person.
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They're hot.
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And you're like, but I've done all the professional things.
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Like, I've gotten a degree or I've been in the streets.
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Like, I've been in the clubs.
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Like, I've been doing all this.
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Like, I've been doing, you know, like, I was in nine sketch groups at any given time.
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Like, like, for me, sketch groups and in Proph Olympic in Second City were my comedy clubs
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when I was performing and writing.
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So it's like, I felt like I put in the work.
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I didn't just turn on a camera in my bedroom, but that being said, there are people who work
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hell hard on YouTube and who make millions of dollars.
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So you can't knock the hustle.
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Yeah, there are people making millions of dollars on YouTube.
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So I don't knock the hustle, but I will say that I don't find like that a lot of them have longevity.
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There are some that do.
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So is this sort of like how someone my age was seeing new hip hop and see like, okay, you're here to do.
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Right.
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The muffle or it's something like somebody like me who's been doing radio our life looks at someone like you.
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With a pocket.
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Oh, she's fired.
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But I brought you with me.
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Right, but I don't have the deal.
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So it's just.
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Oh, it got repersonated.
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No, we can also cut her mic off engineer.
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So, okay, well, now this is going to be since you're wise with your words.
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Looking at Laia, she's been trying to.
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She's been pounding the pavement.
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Yes.
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What do you recommend?
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Are you doing stand up?
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I've.
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I've.
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I've been writing a lot.
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I've done some stand up.
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I've been writing more and I've been standing.
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So how do you help someone find your lane?
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So is.
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Yeah.
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And again, okay, I know someone that is a very talented person in the arts.
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I think.
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I think he's better off.
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Why are you choosing your words carefully?
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You said we were being candid because.
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I'm saying that I don't think he's marketable as an artist, but I think there's a future for him as a songwriter.
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And I'm trying to encourage them.
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Yeah, but no one wants Brandon to Jackson to write songs.
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I'm not going to name the person.
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But I was just trying to pull a name out.
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I was so random.
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I really know.
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I started Brandon to.
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Listen, but what I'm saying is that.
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You can.
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You can open any door that you want once you get in.
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Like you're not going to go to the front door.
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You might have to come through the kitchen or whatever.
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So I'm saying that, okay, if you ramp up your songwriting skills, which are brilliant and you get a publishing deal, then.
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Yeah, you can write your own ticket.
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You could be like, I want to fly to the moon next to get in.
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What I'm saying is.
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How do you help a person?
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What do you recommend to someone trying to find their lane?
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Like maybe they're better at writing.
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Or maybe they're better at directing.
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Or maybe they're better at being in front of the camera.
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Being a stand.
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How do you help them find?
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Yeah, good question.
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I think you just have to try everything.
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You know, I think if you think you want to be a stand up, you got to go be a stand up.
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Like I was denying myself the fact that I was a writer for many years.
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I was just like, nope, I'm a comedian.
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I'm a performer.
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I'm just trying to be on SNL.
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This is what I'm doing.
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But I was writing for money on these TV shows and stuff.
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And I was like, yeah, yeah, but I'm not a writer.
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I don't know why.
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For years, I denied that.
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And then I looked up and was like, yo, I've been writing a lot.
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And I always perform on the things I write on.
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So I never had to shut that part of me off.
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But I don't know for some reason I had this weird shame about being behind the scenes, which was odd.
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Because once I embraced that, my whole career opened up in front of the camera and behind it.
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Is it shame or is also like, can I do this?
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Because that's like also a level of being.
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Yeah, well, I always knew I was a good writer.
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I just didn't think of it as a job, which was disrespectful to writers.
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But I just didn't have that knowledge.
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I went to public school.
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I didn't have a lot of knowledge about this.
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About the industry.
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I went to public school in the Midwest.
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TV was like, what?
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That was just like a weird dream.
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So, yeah, I mean, I've always had this kind of, I talked about this the other day.
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I've always had this kind of reckless confidence.
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Like, I've always been like, if I want to do it, I can do it.
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But then I would convince myself, oh, but I don't want to do that.
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But then I think that was just the fear talking, right?
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So I think if you have a passion for it, you've got to do it.
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You've got to just do it.
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I think the problem with stand-up is you've got to do it all the time.
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Right.
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Because it's like golf.
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If you play for 10 years and you don't play for a week, you're terrible again.
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Yes, I'm very scared.
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And you get more scared the more time that you spend not doing it.
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Correct.
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Oh, correct.
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See Eddie Murphy.
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How do you want?
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That's why he won't come back on stage.
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I mean, he says it.
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I'm not.
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That's just what he says.
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I can't be out here working out material as Eddie Murphy.
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I can't do bad jokes.
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But the only way you do a special is to go out and work out the material.
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And they'll be bad.
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Chris is not afraid to do that.
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Rock goes into club with a notebook and a pen.
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I'll be like, I'm just going to read some shit.
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You know, when he's working things out and it's genius to watch.
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But, you know, if you're Eddie Murphy, how do you do that?
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How do you go as the living legend top of the game and go into the seller
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or stand up New York or wherever and tell some terrible ass jokes?
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So do you think we'll never see Eddie Murphy saying that?
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I'm just waiting to see if he's actually going to do coming to America too.
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I don't even believe it.
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I don't either.
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When he was going to host the Oscars, I was like, I believe when I see it.
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And then he didn't.
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You know what I mean?
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He, he, it's hard.
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And I root for him.
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Like I'm like, he's the greatest living comedian, period.
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And I don't think that there's any way to live up to that title.
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And so I have, you know, I have sympathy for him.
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I know other people feel they're.
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Even the, the, the timidity did at Kennedy Center.
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At the Kennedy Center.
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So dope.
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So dope.
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It made me so hungry.
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Oh, when he just got on stage, I talked.
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I would pay all my money.
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You could have all my money.
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But that's what he doesn't understand.
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The love for him is so great.
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But anyway, back to you.
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Just be Eddie Murphy.
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That's all I'm saying.
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That's what you've got to do.
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Or just don't be Eddie Murphy.
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Don't be Eddie Murphy.
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No, I'm, look, I think you just got to do it.
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And you'll find out it'll take you where you're supposed to go.
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But don't close the doors on yourself.
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And if you're already writing, what are you waiting for?
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You got three minutes on the, in the book right now.
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Five minutes, whatever you got.
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That's all you have to do.
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People think you have to go out and do a hour long special.
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No, you work your way up.
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You do five minutes, then you do eight.
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And then you go back to five.
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Because those other three you find out didn't work.
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What do you, not did you do this?
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But do you have some favorite clubs in New York and?
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Yeah, look, I think stand up and wise.
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Really good.
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Stand up New York is great because they have a really good amateur night.
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Well, anybody can get up.
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Where is that?
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Go to stand up new.
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It's uptown.
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Okay.
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And then how like, no, not far.
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I think it's in the 60s.
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No, like Upper Westside.
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Cameron.
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I think that's where am I getting a confused?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Some 78s.
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What's the, yeah, there you go.
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Media, sweetie, sweetie, sweetie.
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No, no, no.
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So stand up New York is a good one.
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Don't try to go to the seller.
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No, like, you know, that's crazy.
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Not me.
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But there's also like NYU has like random comedy nights and stuff.
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We're like literally anybody can go up and students are kind of a great crowd because
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they don't give a shit.
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And so they'll either laugh or they'll just won't even look at you.
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But either way, you can hear what you're, you know what the thing is, you need to hear what your jokes sound like on a microphone.
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Yeah.
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It's not about what they sound like in front of a crowd as much as you need to get used to hearing them amplified.
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And you'll start writing them differently.
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Because no matter how much you write them at home, that shit, once it has an echo on it, you'll be like, oh, that doesn't work.
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But honestly, like it doesn't, yeah, yeah, that's why they do that.
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Because you need to be able to hear the joke in the mic.
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It's not about the crowd's reaction.
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People always think that's a joke about the crowd, not hearing.
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But it really is like, oh, my joke is not working through this mechanism.
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It's interesting.
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There's a whole, there's a whole thing.
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I'll tell you my two secret Smurf Spot.
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Why are you?
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Okay.
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He said it on the record.
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Yeah, because that's from small little places that any bar in Brooklyn has an amateur night by the way.
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I work out at two spots.
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I say what now?
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Yeah, do.
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Which one you work out at two spots?
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Oh, you tell me this.
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Yeah.
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Well, back when I was actively teaching.
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Well, you're not in like a, yeah, go ahead.
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Because you're not in a comedy club comedy club.
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Are you?
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Yeah.
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Where are you from?
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I mean, but I don't do it as much.
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Now that I'm not teaching the semester, but I.
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But as you hear three seconds ago, I mean, the reason why I write more and Instagram more because it's easy for me to communicate when I can control my words with my 10 fingers, but I hate public speaking.
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Also, you go and you try.
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Even the show I lose sleep the night before whenever we do it.
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And they could be like even the Jimmy J.
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And I'm like, I'm in the mirror like practicing like like is a real jury.
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Yeah, but yeah, our are our warm up guy.
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Seth told me that the way to give over your public speaking fear is to just tell a five minute story.
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So yeah, so you're doing like story slams and shit.
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That's the.
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It's going to be, you know, I'm where it's to reek is also on the low.
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When you're working out before we get to drink, where do you go?
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Where do you go?
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He said, I don't want to reveal that because I don't want people judging me.
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Come on now.
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You would have revealed stuff on this show all the time.
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You just said, I'm going to tell you the pieces.
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I go, you just said that.
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Well, that's a running theme with this show.
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Just a lie.
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Just a pie.
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I know what they are.
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He told me it's the Apollo.
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The top of the empire say building.
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It's real.
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So wait, since you own the subject of the Apollo, there's no, there's someone that I am cheering for in the world of comedy.
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Well, besides you.
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Oh, yes, you're my hero.
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Jessica Moore is, well, just hilarious or just with the mess.
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Just hilarious.
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She is one of my favorite Instagram comedies.
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Like what she's done.
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The only show.
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Are you doing?
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No, not Jessica Williams.
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She's just, just with the mess or just hilarious is what she is on, on Instagram.
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Yeah.
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She even with, is that your banks and everybody?
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She, yeah, she uses all 59 seconds of her Instagram account to do awesome crafted comedy bits.
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Where she kind of gives you the ratchet news of the week.
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And it's to the point where like that's my show.
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Well, she's funny.
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Similar to what's his name?
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Who's, who's like the star of vine?
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What's his name?
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Yeah.
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He was in the movie with Santa Rosa.
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Oh, my God.
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Yes.
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Wait, he's not really.
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Yeah, he did.
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He was in the movie.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah.
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He was in speed.
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Oh, my God.
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Now we're all going to forget his name.
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King that.
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Yeah, King.
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Oh, yeah.
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Sort of like, how do you, I didn't do it.
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We need them.
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It's probably.
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It's a ghost.
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It's a ghost.
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It's a ghost.
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It's a ghost.
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Less, less about how do you feel about graduating and kind of cutting the front of the
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bank line?
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What do you recommend to those who are now going to make their careers off of strictly YouTube
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and Instagram to get to come?
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Or is it just, I don't know.
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That wasn't my past.
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I couldn't give them any advice.
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Is that like, trap music to me or like, uh, well, you said that pejoratively, but I don't
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think that they pejoratively.
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I don't.
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I don't.
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I don't.
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Northwestern.
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Um, I don't think.
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Please, give me my credit.
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I got that degree.
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Okay.
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Um, yeah, I don't know.
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I think, I think whatever they choose to do is, is remains to be seen.
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I don't, you know, Francesca Ramsey is a fantastic YouTube star who's got a pilot.
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She's shooting out for Comedy Central and like, you know, I just kind of just, I don't
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know.
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I keep hearing that they all get these shows, but then I don't know what's going to happen.
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Like, Joanne, the scammers do want to pilot for Netflix.
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Like, I'm so excited.
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What?
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I know, but I don't know.
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Like, I never see these things come to the light of day and I wish I would.
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So I don't know what the disconnect is.
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I don't know if it's because they don't know the business a lot.
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But like, Francesca is the person I think has a really good chance of making it because
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well, she's already made it.
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But like, somebody who can really translate over to TV because she's been in the business.
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We hired her at the nightly show, brought her on as a correspondent.
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Like, she's done the kind and she's like a writer also.
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But some of these people, I don't know if they write.
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I don't know if they know TV.
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I don't know if they know how to make a product for TV.
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But what I'm asking is the definition of quote, making it right is different.
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The end of the ellipsis is making it that dot, dot in our world, which is the standard
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that we've known of a long form comedy.
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Right.
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But what if that medium that they're doing now is going to be the standard for which
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we digest our entertainment?
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Yeah.
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Well, I mean, I think we all have to adjust.
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I think late night comedy on streaming and on demand has proven to be tough.
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You know, Chelsea Show just went down.
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I'm shocked about that because I thought it was doing the numbers.
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I don't know if it was or not.
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She made it sound like she made the move to focus on activism.
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So it may have just been her choice.
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I'm not sure.
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But I think Bill Niesel, the only other one that has a streaming talk show.
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So yeah, I don't, I'm not sure.
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Like right now for late night, it seems to still be a TV game.
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But digital matters, you know, to go viral, but you have to be on a TV terrestrial platform
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to cross over to the digital viral platform.
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It's weird.
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But yeah, I think I think there's a lot of TV like comedy that's happening on streaming.
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That's really funny.
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I mean, look at, can we, you know, look at that.
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Those are people who are comedians who are, you know, who definitely translate.
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So I think there's room for everybody.
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I didn't answer your question.
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Move on.
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Can we, can we talk about your show now?
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Yes, please.
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What it was like to go from being a writer to now, some writer who writes for folks
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and now you write for yourself.
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Like what was that transition like?
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You write for yourself?
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I mean, like, but now you're like a performer.
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So people always ask that question, but I never stopped performing.
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It's like when people ask Eddie, what was it like when you fell off?
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And he's like, check my resume.
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I always made movies.
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Every year he's made a movie.
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That's what's crazy about Eddie Murphy.
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But anyway, I just really put myself in the same sense as Eddie Murphy.
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Forgive me.
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Forgive me, black Jesus.
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Yeah.
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So I've always been performing.
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Even when I was head writer in the nightly show, I was still on the show like three nights a week.
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So...
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Should be now that you're like the focus, it's your show.
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I tend to think I was the focus on everything I asked about.
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That's clear.
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I've learned that over the past 45 minutes.
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Thank you.
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And how's Navi?
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Were you at choosing writers for your own show?
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Very, very.
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Very well, I will actually answer your question.
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It is different when it's on you, for sure.
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But how different is it that you're the star of the show and you answer to a show runner,
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a head writer, as opposed to where I was going to go with it before you just get the damn
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line of the question of you being a head writer for Larry show before you got your show.
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What's easier?
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Your question was so confused.
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Listen, I'm lost.
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I'm lost.
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I'm lost, too.
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It wasn't my loss.
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My question was, before you got your own show, you were the head writer of Larry show.
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It was the same exact question.
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Yeah, okay, yeah.
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No, he said he just skipped to your show as if...
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It was in the context of Bill's question, but I understand.
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The interview is over.
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Why aren't we all high?
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I don't understand.
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Because some of us just aren't smart enough to get high.
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Anyway, I'll shut up for the next one, man.
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You'd five talk amongst us.
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Who's the lead?
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Who's the lead?
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No, I got what you're saying.
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Larry Wilmore.
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No, I got it.
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I got it.
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So, to answer your question, I think that the wait is on me now, right?
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And I've talked to all the guys, Anne Sandby.
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And Larry said, yeah, it's different now, huh?
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Which kind of answers your question.
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Which was like, he said to me, you thought you knew what the wait was on me, you know,
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when you were my head writer, but it's different now.
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And I was like, you're so right.
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And there's nothing that can explain it except by being in that position.
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There's something like, as his head writer, I wanted to take care of him and make sure
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he had the funniest jokes and keep the writers organized and keep them happy and keep him happy
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and just make a great show.
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My focus was on doing whatever made him the best comedian to give the best show.
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And now it's like, I'm looking at people to do that for me.
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But the problem is, I came with all of that experience.
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So I think people expect more from me.
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Like, I'm not like the helpless talent.
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So the problem is for me, I have to break myself of the head writer show running like,
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you know, tendencies for sure.
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Because, and I think we're still finding that to be honest, because I do, I'm trying to be
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in every meeting and they had to be like, get out.
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You know, Colbert had said the same thing when he got his new show.
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They had to kick him out.
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I knew it.
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I think that being the star of your show, and always use this Ray Crock, Ronald McDonald
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example, but I feel like as Ronald McDonald, as the face of your product, I mean, I know
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I'm like, but God damn you.
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And you're clown.
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You're right.
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When you do you write about that.
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Now the show's over.
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No, but I feel like when you're the face of your product, when you're Ronald McDonald,
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you should let Ray Crock be Ray Crock.
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You should.
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Like boss Bill is Ray Crock.
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Which one is Ray Crock?
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Ray Crock was the founder.
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He was the founder.
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Oh, that's right.
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The movie.
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I'm sorry.
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I thought he was one of the other characters.
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He was premise.
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Ray Crock is premise.
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Okay.
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Michael Keaton.
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Yes.
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So what I'm saying.
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You made me sound like you used to be.
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I'm a rock with Donald's metaphor all the fucking time.
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Right.
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You stopped my ever heard in my life.
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I know the Ray Crock.
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That's all the time.
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I'm a Ray Crock McDonald.
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I'm a shit.
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I'm afraid of Robin's team in the room.
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Listen to this.
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I love it.
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I love it.
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Well, but okay.
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I know some people that can't let go.
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Yeah.
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And they got to make every decision.
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Yeah, it's hard for me.
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I tell you.
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Oh, you too.
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Okay.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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No.
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So again, because you know, you have the vision.
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Is it easy for you to be in control?
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Or is it easier for you to be one on McDonald's?
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Not look.
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I think I enjoy both.
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But there's a reason I created my own show after I left Larry show as opposed to, you
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know, go on to somebody else's show.
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Actually, we need to tell that story.
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You know, you are an integral part of that story.
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But anyway, can we do that to show our right now?
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Are you in order because they have my head.
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Well, we just went all over the place.
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I was just talking.
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I was just talking.
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Would you have a breakfast this morning?
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No, so tell that story.
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I don't get to eat anymore.
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My schedule's too busy.
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Now, what did I have?
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I don't know.
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There's some eggs.
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I don't know.
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Okay.
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But the end of that is that it is really difficult.
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And I'm trying to take myself out of my meetings.
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But the thing is I, you also get this sixth sense when you are the host of a show and when
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you create a show, you can see everything.
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You can hear everything.
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You know, everything that's going on.
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It's weird.
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You literally have an extra sense.
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And people are like, you don't miss a thing.
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And I can see like when something's not working, I can see it an hour before somebody else
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sees it.
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And so my problem is letting people not fail, but letting them find out that what they're
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doing is not going to work when I knew it a day ago or an hour ago.
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You know, that's my problem.
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That's what I'm struggling with because I, you're, I don't know.
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I really have this weird.
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I don't know how to describe it any other way, but I can see more now.
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And so that's hard for me.
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I'm trying to figure out how to let people just figure it out for themselves.
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So you trust it.
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I do trust them though.
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I was going to say you do show runner.
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No, I absolutely do.
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No, I would tell you if I didn't.
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No, and the reason why I hired the person I hired is because I've known him for years.
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And I knew that whatever I needed, he was going to be there to say, hey, step out of that.
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I got it.
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You know, so, so you have to do that.
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And I have co-executive producers who are amazing.
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These amazing team of women who are like, they just have my back.
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So that's what's made it easier for me.
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But it's just a personal thing.
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It doesn't matter how much people take care of you.
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If you're used to the one being, you know, being the one that making all the decisions.
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So that's a process.
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Did you purposely staff your, your writing staff?
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I mean, it's, this is feels like a dumb question.
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But with women, did you make sure that certain, and then black women?
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Because you know, there's been a whole pride and more black female writers.
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There's not a lot this season on a lot of new shows.
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Correct.
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And I have doubled the number, which I've done twice in my career.
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I did it at the nightly show and then when we got canceled and then when I hired.
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I have a room of, we only have one writer.
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My room is all black people, half women and half men.
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And so yeah, I single handedly employed the most black women in late night.
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And my staff is 70% women in people of color.
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Which is crazy.
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That's never been done.
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Ever in late night television.
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It's heaven.
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When people come in, we have bottles of cocoa butter.
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I kid you not.
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Yeah.
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We have it constantly.
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We introduced all the white people on our staff to cocoa butter.
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They're like, this is a miracle.
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Somebody came in today and said, it smells like cookies.
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I said, that's the cocoa butter.
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I kid you that.
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Bill, do you know what that is?
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Yeah.
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Yes.
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We have, we have like, you know, you know, it's just like, it's fun.
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Like we had Amber Ruppen from Seth Meyers and Ashina Colblac from San
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B on our podcast, which we tape in our office on Fridays.
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And they came in and Amber was just like walking around real slow.
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I said, hurry up.
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Come on.
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We got a tape.
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She was like, I've just never seen this many black people in an office before.
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She was like, let alone a TV show.
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She was like, I don't know what this is.
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This is crazy.
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Essence or?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So it's dope.
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I love it.
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I love that we've been able to do that.
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Because that's what I preach.
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Like more black people need to be in this genre.
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Like more black people behind the scenes in front of the camera.
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So, yeah.
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So, who's assisted it used to be on Larry Wymor with you?
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I always do.
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Which one?
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Holly Walker, Francesca, I guess it was Holly.
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It was Holly because you two were all seemed like to always be paired up.
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Yeah.
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We've known each other forever.
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She was one of my teachers at Second City years ago.
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She's fantastic.
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She's a genius.
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I wonder where she went.
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She's dope.
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She was a writer of a performance in the 90s.
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She's dope.
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I'm Jonathan Goldstein.
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I had the incredible opportunity to sit down with the one, the only, Cardi B.
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My marriage, I felt the love dying. I was crying every day.
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Put so much heart and soul into your work.
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I worked my ass off for me. Even when I was a stripper, I'm going to beat the best pole dancer in here.
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The kind of political climate that we're living in right now.
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I don't like this question. You want to talk about how you helped me create this show?
spk_0
That's what we were doing.
spk_0
We forgot. We forgot.
spk_0
Okay. How did I help you create this show?
spk_0
You know this, right?
spk_0
We're on my radio show.
spk_0
No, I know.
spk_0
But you were looking to like take a shock which is weird.
spk_0
Okay. So, so.
spk_0
So I, so the nightly show been canceled.
spk_0
And I was a little sad.
spk_0
And a mirror texted me I think.
spk_0
And was like, should pale eight o'clock.
spk_0
Like, let's go.
spk_0
And I was like, okay.
spk_0
But I mean, I texted you back because I was like, hi, but I was like, well, I don't think you know this.
spk_0
I was actually really sad.
spk_0
And like, I didn't want to leave my house.
spk_0
And I was like, in pajamas. And then I was like, fuck it though. It's your pill. We got to go.
spk_0
So we went to go see your pill.
spk_0
And you took me backstage and you were like, you know, Dave, right?
spk_0
And I was like, no, we've never met.
spk_0
I know all these other things. I don't know Dave.
spk_0
So then Dave was like, hey.
spk_0
And you were like, hey, and you were like, you know, Robin, right?
spk_0
And he was like, uh, and you were like from the nightly show.
spk_0
And he was like, oh, right. Both of us don't have jobs.
spk_0
Like this was just happening the nightly show.
spk_0
And I was like, hey, you're right.
spk_0
And then, and then he says what he always says to me now, which was, uh, are you white?
spk_0
What is you? What is you? Are you white?
spk_0
And then he's like, no, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
spk_0
And so he said, what are you doing now that the nightly show is over?
spk_0
And I said, oh, I'm actually going to go.
spk_0
I think I'm going to go try to work on somebody else's talk show.
spk_0
Um, I've got some offers, uh, because I had offers from most of the white dudes in the late night.
spk_0
And, um, thank you.
spk_0
And so, uh, uh, I was like, oh, I'm at go work on social.
spk_0
And he was like, nah, do your own show.
spk_0
And I was like, ah, but I feel like I need to, you know, be in it a little bit more.
spk_0
Get my name out there a little bit more. And he was like, no, go do your own show.
spk_0
And so, um, he said it was really, that was really accurate.
spk_0
Oh, oh, go do your show.
spk_0
And so, um, I'm going to record then make that part of our head.
spk_0
So, so I was like, wow, maybe I should do my own show.
spk_0
And then I don't know if you remember this.
spk_0
We were trying to meet up with rock.
spk_0
This was a very like Hollywood, New York night.
spk_0
But we were trying to meet up with a shot.
spk_0
And say my name to him.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Completely.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
Right.
spk_0
I know.
spk_0
Right.
spk_0
So, tonight you were in with Quasla.
spk_0
I was hanging with Quasla.
spk_0
Dave Shabbell and Spike Joe.
spk_0
And so, he was also standing there.
spk_0
And we were trying to go get chicken at the spot.
spk_0
You know, it was weird.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
You always say people to get chicken.
spk_0
Always.
spk_0
Always.
spk_0
We found chicken many times.
spk_0
But yes, this was the, this is the same.
spk_0
All right.
spk_0
The weirdest thing about this night.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Was that I didn't realize that was Spike Jones until six minutes.
spk_0
Oh, my God.
spk_0
And to talking to him.
spk_0
Yes.
spk_0
I remember you telling me this.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
I didn't know what Spike Joe was.
spk_0
I saw the epiphany on your face.
spk_0
You were not slick.
spk_0
And then you were, and then you tried to clean it up.
spk_0
You were like, yeah, I just saw your video with Soto.
spk_0
Oh.
spk_0
And all of that.
spk_0
I was at your inspiration.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
And you were.
spk_0
Or are you that smart?
spk_0
I think I just know you.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
Because he was very flattered.
spk_0
He could not have been nicer.
spk_0
But you were like, in the end of the video.
spk_0
And oh, man.
spk_0
And then the treadmill.
spk_0
Because I had to lay her in.
spk_0
I knew it was there.
spk_0
And you went extra hard.
spk_0
I'm letting him know that.
spk_0
Oh, my God.
spk_0
You see right through me, Robin.
spk_0
I know.
spk_0
I know.
spk_0
All right.
spk_0
We got to get married now.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
Goodbye.
spk_0
So, so, so we went to go get chicken.
spk_0
And we couldn't find Chris or Dave.
spk_0
And so it was just me and me and me and chicken.
spk_0
And the chicken was fantastic.
spk_0
But it was like, you were not so much chicken.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
I was just wondering why you were chicken right now.
spk_0
Blue Ribbon.
spk_0
Blue Ribbon.
spk_0
No, it was not.
spk_0
No.
spk_0
Was it a trend table?
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
It was probably blue ribbon.
spk_0
No, it was not.
spk_0
It's a place where we have to go up the rickety staircase.
spk_0
Oh.
spk_0
I love the word.
spk_0
It's got some fried chicken right now.
spk_0
I took you to my secret spot.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
That's why I was going to say I wasn't going to say the name.
spk_0
Like Robin, I actually do might like you.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
You do might like you.
spk_0
You do might like you.
spk_0
That's so cute.
spk_0
No, that's great.
spk_0
I don't know about that.
spk_0
Do you remember the first chicken spot that I talked about on our pilot?
spk_0
I was a little.
spk_0
It's a secret spot.
spk_0
Yeah, it's a secret spot.
spk_0
Damn.
spk_0
What's up with the Motown stuff player?
spk_0
Damn.
spk_0
If only take the top tier bitches, was it?
spk_0
Damn.
spk_0
Damn.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
Let me.
spk_0
It's good that you remember it.
spk_0
I didn't remember.
spk_0
You are.
spk_0
I remember this whole night.
spk_0
But that means I really like you as a person.
spk_0
I know we have not been there.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Nobody.
spk_0
I didn't have that.
spk_0
Not with him.
spk_0
There's something that I wouldn't say the name or where it is.
spk_0
There's certain people I can't let me.
spk_0
Nothing see me like throw down on chicken.
spk_0
It was great.
spk_0
We ate the chicken on that.
spk_0
We ate the chicken on that.
spk_0
It was the best show we ever did.
spk_0
You remember that?
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
We were like this and then after the chicken we were all out.
spk_0
Oh, that chicken will put you straight.
spk_0
Just look.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
So, so we went there and I don't remember how much we really talked about it that night.
spk_0
But I was like, God, I think Dave is right.
spk_0
So, I had a meeting two days later at Jack's Media who does a full fun, double-sambie, Amy
spk_0
Schumer's, Inside Amy Schumer, Broad City.
spk_0
It's an amazing production company.
spk_0
And I was going there to meet with them to run a different show.
spk_0
I was like, well, maybe I'll just go meet with them about this sitcom whenever.
spk_0
To like run it.
spk_0
Not even going to be on it.
spk_0
And we were having this conversation and they were like, so if you were to do your own
spk_0
Late Night Show, just like, we were just shooting the shit.
spk_0
I wasn't in there to pitch.
spk_0
I didn't have a pitch on me.
spk_0
And they were like, so if you were going to do your own late night show, what would it be?
spk_0
I was like, I don't know.
spk_0
Probably just everything I do, like sketch, you know, political satire, but also like pop culture
spk_0
satire because I care about what Black China is doing as much as I care about what the president is doing.
spk_0
And they were like, that's dope.
spk_0
We'll buy it.
spk_0
So you were first for them too because as I know, he was the first piece of brown for that production company.
spk_0
You say you name like Amy Brodsford and that's his brown company.
spk_0
But I don't think they have any other shows predeterminately Black people on them.
spk_0
That's for sure.
spk_0
But they did produce top five.
spk_0
And they got, they got some stuff under that.
spk_0
They have a lot of good show.
spk_0
They're really great.
spk_0
But they were like, yo, so because I told him the story about Dave.
spk_0
And then they said, oh, well, and your friends with Chris, I was like, yeah.
spk_0
And then they were like, well, we'll just call Chris.
spk_0
So I was like, okay.
spk_0
And I walked out the meeting.
spk_0
I was like, that's not a thing.
spk_0
Like, that's not how you sell a show, right?
spk_0
Because I've been picture shows my whole life.
spk_0
And I'm like, that's not how it works.
spk_0
And then a couple days later, they called and they were like, yeah.
spk_0
So, yeah, we're going to make your show Chris Thumbord.
spk_0
I was like, wait, Chris didn't even have any.
spk_0
What?
spk_0
I was like, you're not serious.
spk_0
And they were like, yeah, we call Chris.
spk_0
And we said, Robert Theddy's doing a show.
spk_0
It's a mix of politics and pop culture.
spk_0
It's late night.
spk_0
And he goes, yes.
spk_0
And they go, do you want us to tell you more?
spk_0
And he goes, no, I said, yes.
spk_0
And we were like, what?
spk_0
And like, the way it came together was so crazy.
spk_0
And then we shot a pilot and then networks bit on it and we went to BT.
spk_0
And now we're on.
spk_0
Damn, we all lived happily ever after.
spk_0
We did.
spk_0
That was perfect.
spk_0
Because there was nobody else to feel that.
spk_0
Like you really, you were the answer.
spk_0
Because when you think about it, like who else do you think about,
spk_0
they could feel that void in that way.
spk_0
You know, I know a lot of women who could do it.
spk_0
But the thing that Chris always says, the reason why he signed on to this so quickly
spk_0
is not because I was funny, because he knows plenty of people who are funny.
spk_0
But because he knew I could create and run a show.
spk_0
And he knew that when it came to making the pilot and when it came to making the show,
spk_0
I was going to put people in charge who were great.
spk_0
And he knows my standard of quality is like way high.
spk_0
So, you know, I wasn't.
spk_0
And it didn't matter where we went.
spk_0
It wasn't like, oh, well, we'll make a good show for BET.
spk_0
It's like, no, we're going to make a show that's going to rival anything else out there.
spk_0
You know, with whatever budget we get.
spk_0
But, you know, we wanted to make something that anybody could watch.
spk_0
But it was nice that we went to BET because BET only gave us two directives.
spk_0
They said, we want to make the show that you want to make.
spk_0
But it's got to be unapologetically black and add some music every now and then.
spk_0
I was like, bet. Great.
spk_0
What network would tell you that?
spk_0
The title is changing over there.
spk_0
It really is.
spk_0
No, it really is.
spk_0
And there they're.
spk_0
spk_0
They're really open to having things that they haven't had.
spk_0
Or things that they've tried.
spk_0
You know, they tried the TJ home show.
spk_0
But they didn't really try it with the comedian.
spk_0
So, you know, I think they wanted something in the genre.
spk_0
And this was when Steven Hill was still there.
spk_0
So, they needed something smart.
spk_0
Like they needed smart cool at the same time.
spk_0
Yeah, I think they were really excited about what we were bringing in.
spk_0
What they knew I could bring to the network.
spk_0
And it was really a homecoming for me because my first technically,
spk_0
my first writing job was on the BET Awards.
spk_0
That's what got me into the writer's guild.
spk_0
Which year were you?
spk_0
Don't say yes.
spk_0
I'm sorry.
spk_0
I'm sorry.
spk_0
I'm sorry.
spk_0
A couple of years back.
spk_0
I said rock was dead.
spk_0
No, no, no, that wasn't the first.
spk_0
My first BET Awards was 2007.
spk_0
It was with.
spk_0
Wait, you didn't throw jokes at.
spk_0
I thought that's how.
spk_0
No, that's how.
spk_0
No, I met Chris Rock because of you.
spk_0
You told Chris Rock I was funny and then he hired me to write for
spk_0
write sketches for him.
spk_0
I was already doing the BET Awards here.
spk_0
But yeah, that's all it takes to get in the shower.
spk_0
I'll just say.
spk_0
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
spk_0
When I die, you will realize that I'm a bridge.
spk_0
You told, no, I was already going to work.
spk_0
So I work for the BET Awards for like 10 years from 2007 to like,
spk_0
well, not until 2017.
spk_0
But I wrote many years in between that.
spk_0
And so when Chris was hosting, Chris hired his writers.
spk_0
But then they have other writers of write like sketches and monologue bits and
spk_0
or bits for other people.
spk_0
But Chris met me when I walked in.
spk_0
And then they went into the meeting late as fuck too.
spk_0
They had given me the wrong time.
spk_0
Did I tell you this story?
spk_0
B-T.
spk_0
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
spk_0
This was all me.
spk_0
This was all this, I had not a do a BET.
spk_0
I just read their email wrong.
spk_0
I got there at the wrong time.
spk_0
And I walked in and Chris walks sitting there holding court with like Leslie Jones and John Maxx.
spk_0
All these amazing writers, comedians.
spk_0
And I walked in and I was like, oh, and I was like, hey,
spk_0
and I literally was one of those things where I had to walk around to everybody to get to the
spk_0
where accident, slow motion.
spk_0
Everyone staring at me.
spk_0
And I'm like, hey, everybody.
spk_0
And Chris goes, who are you?
spk_0
And I was like Robin Theddy.
spk_0
And he goes, Amir said you're funny.
spk_0
And I was like, well, he does have good taste.
spk_0
And then the whole room started cracking up.
spk_0
And he goes, okay, okay.
spk_0
But that was the test.
spk_0
It was like, if I hadn't said something funny to him, I think it would have been all downhill.
spk_0
Yo, Robin, can you walk us through?
spk_0
Because I'm so curious about the process of a war show.
spk_0
Like, did you just say it was a room of people and then people, certain people do different segments?
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
I'm all like, how does that work?
spk_0
So every host is different.
spk_0
Usually what happens is there's an in-house crew of three to four writers who write all the
spk_0
present orbits and all the kind of connective tissue and stuff.
spk_0
So all the stuff that the actors get up there and fuck up, you know, they work really hard for weeks on end
spk_0
to craft something really funny.
spk_0
And then what ends up happening is the artist or the publicist or whatever read it.
spk_0
And then they're like, ah, our client doesn't want to do that.
spk_0
And then it becomes like this weird amalgamation of something.
spk_0
And then they get on stage and forget their glasses and they just say what they want.
spk_0
That's why a war show is never funny.
spk_0
Yes.
spk_0
Because not for lack of writing.
spk_0
Like people are always like, ah, B-T and these new writers or whatever.
spk_0
It's like, no, trust me.
spk_0
The bits are really funny.
spk_0
But just stuff goes crazy.
spk_0
Like, I don't know.
spk_0
People just say what they want.
spk_0
And sometimes the bits work really well.
spk_0
But so then the host comes and whatever the host is usually hired as their own team of writers as well.
spk_0
Do you recommend that?
spk_0
I do.
spk_0
I do.
spk_0
I do.
spk_0
You always say people who can write those.
spk_0
I feel like that's an S&L.
spk_0
Whenever like, well, that's because the host is getting their eyes in.
spk_0
Yeah, because S&L has 25 writers who are all at the top of their game.
spk_0
So an S&L is writing for a specific site.
spk_0
They know themselves better.
spk_0
They know themselves better than you know them.
spk_0
I think at S&L, it doesn't make that much sense.
spk_0
But I think if you're hosting an award show where you're selling your personality and you're the host,
spk_0
yeah, you definitely need your own writers.
spk_0
And Chris, the funny thing is people like Chris, they hire writers, but they don't need them.
spk_0
Chris Rock does not need writers.
spk_0
He comes in with material that's already killer three months before the show.
spk_0
I'm telling you, there's some comedians who definitely need writers.
spk_0
But, um, and I am one of them.
spk_0
Let's be real.
spk_0
I mean, I'm a great writer, but I have to write my jokes.
spk_0
You know what I mean?
spk_0
Like, I need to craft my jokes and I could, I could absolutely write all my own material.
spk_0
But I'm like music.
spk_0
I think comedy you should bounce off of other people.
spk_0
Yeah, I do too.
spk_0
I do too.
spk_0
And there's no shame.
spk_0
Kevin has that.
spk_0
Kevin will stand in the circle.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
I mean, six guys will be like, yeah, but Kevin's also very funny on his own.
spk_0
I wrote for Kevin too.
spk_0
Kevin's Kevin's very funny.
spk_0
And you have Kevin something.
spk_0
You can give Kevin something like, here's the cool thing.
spk_0
So, so Chris is like a word Smith.
spk_0
You, everything those words have to be in a formula.
spk_0
And he will mess with it for months, years until he hits a joke, right?
spk_0
Kevin Hart, you can literally go, okay, Kevin, here's the joke.
spk_0
Uh, the door is going to open and you're going to say,
spk_0
well, I don't even know what time it is, right?
spk_0
And like, that's not a joke, right?
spk_0
But he will come in and be like, I don't do a Kevin impression,
spk_0
but he will come in and make, well, I don't even know, you know,
spk_0
I don't even know what time it is, you know, whatever.
spk_0
That's a terrible Kevin Hart.
spk_0
That's why I do not do impressions.
spk_0
His body language and that style.
spk_0
His body language, his style, but also just that crazy-ass voice.
spk_0
He can make anything funny.
spk_0
Really, he really can't.
spk_0
I've never seen anything like it.
spk_0
Is the voice important in comedy, V voice?
spk_0
Yes.
spk_0
I was going to say, how long have you had, you have this sort of scratchy,
spk_0
Joan Rivers thing going on?
spk_0
I usually get Catholic Griffin.
spk_0
I can hear that now.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
But even she said, Joan, but I'm just saying how long have you had this scratchy voice?
spk_0
Uh, because you can go Jewish grandmother, you can go hood, you can go.
spk_0
Racist.
spk_0
Um, Italian grandmother.
spk_0
Still racist.
spk_0
Still racist, even more.
spk_0
German grandmother.
spk_0
That is my heritage.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
So you can do that.
spk_0
Um, yeah.
spk_0
How long have I had this voice?
spk_0
Since Jesus Puppet.
spk_0
Yeah, probably.
spk_0
It actually changed when I had, uh, when I stopped eating dairy.
spk_0
This is actually true.
spk_0
This is not interesting.
spk_0
Feel free to cut it.
spk_0
Ten years ago, I stopped eating dairy because it would make me sick.
spk_0
And like my throat would start closing up and I realized I was like, definitely allergic to dairy.
spk_0
And my voice became scratchier and less nasally.
spk_0
I used to kind of talk like, no, I didn't.
spk_0
But like, it did sound more nasally.
spk_0
Like, uh, yeah.
spk_0
And I knew that.
spk_0
And now you're clear.
spk_0
That's crazy.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Now I'm clear.
spk_0
I'm clear and raspy.
spk_0
I see.
spk_0
I don't know.
spk_0
It's always kind of been this way since then.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Now that you're talking, this is the clear.
spk_0
This is the salt tree.
spk_0
It's your voice is sound.
spk_0
But what do you mean?
spk_0
My voice is always sound.
spk_0
But in the beginning of the show, you had the Kathy sledge.
spk_0
I know.
spk_0
It's scratchy.
spk_0
It's just because I talk a lot right now.
spk_0
I just came from rewrite like our shows tomorrow.
spk_0
Why did I agree to do a two hour podcast the night before I need to take my ass?
spk_0
We're talking, yeah, we're talking after we got, we have a tendency to keep our guest up way past there.
spk_0
This could go forever.
spk_0
It's 10 minutes.
spk_0
Don't look at your clock.
spk_0
Jesus Christ, you got 10 minutes.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
You guys are so fun.
spk_0
Thank you.
spk_0
Stay picked up my hat for me.
spk_0
Thank you for introducing me to, what's his name?
spk_0
Duckworth.
spk_0
Duckworth.
spk_0
Oh my god.
spk_0
How dope is he?
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Did you know Duckworth?
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Amir?
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Did I know?
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Did you, were you aware of Duckworth?
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I know of Duckworth.
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You did.
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I didn't know personally.
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Did you see him on the show?
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Yes.
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Oh, he's dope, right?
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Yeah, I was gonna say, I love your, your, your, I was kind of jealous of the music.
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Yeah.
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So you told me you were going to do that.
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I told you.
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I told you.
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I told you.
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I told you.
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I told you.
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I told you.
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I told you.
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I told you.
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I told you.
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I told you.
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I told you.
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I told you.
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Yeah.
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I told you.
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Also.
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I told you.
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Actually, it's pretty cool.
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Uh, it kind of is out of shape in right now.
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That's sort of the-, it's really cool in park now.
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I's out of shape that birthed upon itself.
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Mm hm.
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My hair.
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Your hair.
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You know it's pretty 이� different.
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This is something that you will totally geek out on.
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Like if you just binge the show whenever you have time,
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you will see I Body Roll at least once in every episode.
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It's like a secret and now we're like elevating
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where you'll find it.
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It's not in a regular place.
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You see it?
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And it's smooth ass body roll, too.
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Boss Bill is doing the fat, outward invisible cheer.
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I am such a proponent of the body roll.
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I think everybody should body roll
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as twice a day.
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Correct.
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I do it all the time.
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But I kept doing it in these sketches
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we were shooting and in the music and all this stuff.
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And they were like, yo, everything we edit,
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your body rolling.
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I'm like, yeah.
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Yeah.
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So that's your easter egg.
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Damn.
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Yeah, that's the easter egg.
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Look for it.
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I have a question.
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Yes.
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So I don't think I get it.
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Do you know what I'm saying?
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I'm not.
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I'm not.
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What is happening?
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I don't think I get BET on that.
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You get no problem.
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So that's no problem.
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He does.
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What channel?
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I mean, what time?
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What time?
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What day is it on?
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It's on Thursdays at 11 p.m. Eastern 10 p.m. Central.
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You can see it for free on BET.com full episodes.
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Seven days from when we air.
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So between from one episode to the next,
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you can see it for free.
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Otherwise, you got to log in.
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You can probably also bootleg it.
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I don't know.
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The work clips on YouTube.
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But yo, I really don't want this conversation to stop.
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But Robyn does.
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Robyn, what did you do?
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Robyn, are you single?
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Are you?
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I'm, anyway.
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Oh, you're a Robyn.
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Are you single?
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I am single.
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What are you looking?
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What is a man to you like a perfect non-perfect man?
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I mean, a man you can't make.
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Oh, sorry.
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Oh shit.
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We're in 70.
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I'm so sorry.
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No, no.
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I like men.
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OK.
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No, no.
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Just trying to steer.
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No, no, no.
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No, no, no.
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I mean, I felt her head are revives.
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So I just thought, right.
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I'm just saying that we should.
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Trying to lure all the men with my head are revives.
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Yeah.
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I don't like the woman noticed.
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I don't like the woman noticed.
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I don't like the woman's head.
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I don't like the woman's head.
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I felt it.
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Men you like.
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I know, right.
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I feel your vibes I do.
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Your vibes.
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I do.
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OK.
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We didn't get weird.
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I'm weird.
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I don't see that.
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What question?
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She didn't answer the question for you, actually.
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Before we get.
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I love when the table's a tower.
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I thought you wanted to ask yours.
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No, you first.
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OK.
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What is your favorite Robin memory?
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Dun dun dun.
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Excuse me.
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Just to know everyone turned around and stared at a mirror
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right now, sweating bullets.
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I wasn't hiding a beat of sweat from him to his eye.
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Listen, listen.
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I am your conscience.
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I had to.
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That was good for you.
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Jamie Foxx, these guts.
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Whoa.
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Damn.
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I have to apologize.
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Sorry.
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Look it up.
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I had the best.
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OK.
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No, I have to plead the fifth on this.
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Why?
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Because it's a definite moment.
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But I can't say on the air.
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Because it also involves a third person.
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Can you just not say the first part?
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Oh, I know what it is.
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Can you tell the story?
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Does it involve an inside flood?
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Oh, you don't even remember.
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Was that cold?
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Was that inside flood?
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For some?
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No, no.
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Is an actual flood that happened inside a building.
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Oh.
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It's going to happen in Las Vegas.
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My love is thinking, y'all.
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Sorry.
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There's floods in Las Vegas.
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Oh, you are with us.
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Yes.
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I'm with you everywhere.
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Do you just look to your left?
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I'm there.
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Anyway, whatever.
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I'm lost.
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I know what it is.
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I'm lost.
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All right.
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Well, tell a different story that you could tell.
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OK.
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I'm putting you on the spot.
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It's fine.
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I told seven stories about you, but it's fine.
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OK.
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You always were shorter.
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Yeah.
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Well, I literally told like 16 personal heartfelts.
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Yeah, do it so he can stall.
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We'll be back after you.
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We'll be back after you.
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Robin, we thank you.
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Thank you, guys.
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So much.
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We're coming for an adventure.
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Congratulations, girl.
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Thank you.
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Congratulations.
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Thank you.
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It doesn't sound the same.
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It's a homo black woman.
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No girl.
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Don't sound like.
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I'll be there.
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Oh, my two boys.
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There we go.
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We'll help you find BT.
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I'm 32.
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We're going to help you.
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Take care.
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Just help me.
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Get to the comment.
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I'll greet you two.
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Okay.
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Bill, I'll make sure that the checks in the middle, as always.
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Yes.
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Thank you.
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Cocoa butter.
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Yes.
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Oh, I mean.
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We'll send you guys some cocoa.
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Make sure you get some cocoa butter, and in front, yes.
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We won't be crashing your wedding.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it's very yes, I'm like aren't we missing someone yes, we're missing he's getting married right now
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So thank you for coming take on a show how I appreciate it
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