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Mirror Image - Episode 4
In Episode 4 of 'Mirror Image,' the characters prepare for an epic battle against the mysterious Flint, who wields a powerful bow. As tensions rise and alliances are tested, our heroes must ...
Mirror Image - Episode 4
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And you begin to feel yourself dissolve into this yellow goo on to the ground and then
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reform and then dissolve and then reform.
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So for my scream, can you please please please edit a grizzly bear scream?
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Please please please please please please please.
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We'll see.
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You all pay you.
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Chat do a scream right now.
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Oh, that's beautiful.
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I love that.
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Okay.
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That's good.
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Everyone get the young out and suddenly like a crowd is formed that you're like kind of
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in the middle of.
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They're all standing around the ogre and then Tyrell everyone's looking at him and he says,
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Oh, no, oh God.
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Oh no, it's happening.
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Okay, okay, everyone.
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I need the militia just like we practice.
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Follow your commander, Boulder.
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We're going to be heroes today.
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So all this is going on.
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So I'm going to yell over his pebble there, the kid.
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He's in the crowd, yeah.
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Hey, hey, pebble, I need my stick back.
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We're going to war.
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Okay, fetch.
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And he throws the stick at you.
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Okay, can I try to catch it?
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You can roll a D20.
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There we go.
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You're going to catch it in mid air and do a badass ninja pose.
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It's going to definitely be a love.
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You're going to be inhaled.
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Yeah, it was a floor, by the way.
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He throws it.
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It goes right over your head and then all of a sudden your tiny arms just go and try to
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catch it like two seconds after it had already flew by.
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Very nice.
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So you got your stick.
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It's just nearby on the ground.
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Hey, everyone, look at this fucking idiot.
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Yeah, I'm going to pick it up and then do a ninja pose.
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So there's no, yeah, I guess no weapons or anything laying around, like even stuff
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that they've crafted or anything like that.
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There's not much.
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There are some sticks on the ground, just kind of a round that you can tell that they
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have for various things.
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And they do have some makeshift shovels and stuff nearby that you could go grab.
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Okay, yeah, I want to grab a shovel.
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Absolutely.
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I know it's sticks, but they're like, there's some gardening stuff from the mushrooms.
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That's your area.
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Okay, anything that's small and pokey, I want to take.
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Do they have like gardening hose or something?
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I think you're the only gardening hoe here.
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Haha.
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I think it's here.
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There's a bad influence.
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It's just his personality, man.
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Yeah, no, there's like the tiny little baby shovels that you use for like potting stuff.
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Sweet.
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Oh, if there's two of them I would like to.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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There's a few.
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They're all made out of like stones that are kind of carved into the shape, so they're
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not exactly the sharpest in the world.
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Sweet.
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So yeah, we're all just kind of preparing for battle and waiting for him to show up.
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The larger races, including Boulder, the elderly ogre, you see several noles, bug bears.
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They all grab their weapons and run to the front.
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Their weapons are like just these makeshift hammers and axes and stuff like that.
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Where's Ark Boulder yells and then Tyrrell replies, he's in no shape to fight.
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We need more men.
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You three, please.
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It's time to be heroes.
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Help us save our family.
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I'm going to just in it for myself, but I'm still going to whack this flip guy with my
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stick.
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Is that it?
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Are you other two just staring at him?
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Like, I just, yeah, I'm just going to start him like, okay.
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We will fight.
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All right.
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Steadie.
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Steadie and Tyrrell's just kind of.
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That saying that in front of the crowd as Boulder and the other big races are holding these
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stone shields that they've carved out of the cave.
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Then all of a sudden, they see a silver flash fills the room.
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Ha!
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That worked perfectly.
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Flint says as he enters the room.
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I knew you little bastards would leave me here.
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He says holding up a small machine with it pointing towards the three of you and you
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feel that ringing in your head again like the noise that you heard on the wagon.
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Now, let's get this over with.
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I still need a few of you alive.
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I already killed a minute or today and now roll for initiative.
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You're in like a army more or less of these creatures as they're walking up.
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Then this man stands on the other side of the room.
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Does a single guy with this bow and he's just looking at all of you kind of announcing
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that he's entered the room.
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Remember also initiative gets a bonus based off your deck's modifier.
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So you just, you just add your deck's to your modifier?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Mine is not 13.
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It is 15.
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So I got seven.
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So 20.
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Okay.
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So the way I'm going to do this is I'm just going to count the entire army as a separate
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character.
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All right.
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We'll start with Chad.
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What's going on?
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You're at the front of the army.
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You see this all going on and you just have this stick.
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Everyone's starting to rush in.
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You see you hear the war chant of Boulder behind you as he does this big ogre.
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And you turn around and you see all like the women and children in the frail and the
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elderly all being pushed further into the cave through a little corridor past the mushroom
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farm.
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All right.
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So what are the stats of my stick?
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Good.
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Fucking question.
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We'll say it's a 1d6.
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All right.
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Sounds good.
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So I'm going to cash shaleily on my stick.
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Okay.
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Describe it.
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I'm in a very cool ninja pose.
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And then I'm going to swirl it above my head like an idiot.
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Magical dark light shrouds the stick, changing it to a magical weapon.
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And I'm going to just stand there and I want to turn to my friends.
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I don't know if you like.
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So I'm two and a half feet tall.
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Does anyone want to go ahead?
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We are all very small.
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So I purposely just wasn't talking because I was like, Chad's just still going.
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I want to see how much he's just going to.
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All right.
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So shaleily is cast on your on your spear.
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You got this like light saber thing going on.
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And then it is Chandler.
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Okay.
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I want to turn on my like slayers prey.
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And I'm going to focus it on flint.
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And what it does is I focus my iron on one foe, increasing the harm you inflict on it.
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As a bonus action, I designate any creature within 60 feet that I can see.
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And the first time I hit that target, each turn with a weapon attack, it does an extra 1d6 damage from that weapon.
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So I'm going to focus that on flint.
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How close are they?
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Flints about like 45 feet away.
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Oh, okay.
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So too far for an attack.
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Yeah.
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Is there anybody close enough or are we all kind of like you are all more less in as like crap?
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Okay.
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But like as far as the the other army are they close to us at all or is it kind of like what
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do you mean other army?
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I thought there was like a whole they had a whole no.
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It's just people.
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Oh, okay.
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Oh no, I'm sorry.
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I keep getting fucking confused.
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Okay.
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Anyway.
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So I'm just going to do my like standing leap and just kind of like leap at flint and just
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kind of try and get myself closer.
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And my standing leap is 25 feet.
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All right.
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Yeah.
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So you stand in like 25 feet forward and then it's going to be the army's turn which
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in that you just see this crowd of like these giant creatures moving forward towards flint.
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You see some guys like readying their bows that are made out of scavenged like twine or
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spiders silk that they found outside and they're all just readying their weapons aiming on
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flint.
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And now it is for his turn.
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So is anyone up by him right now?
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No.
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He's on the other side.
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All right.
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I'm going to run up.
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I'm the closest and I'm like 15 feet away now.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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I'm going to run up in front of everybody or at least to the front of the group and then
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cast burning hands.
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He has to roll a dexterity saving throw.
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18.
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Well, he fucking saves.
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But he still takes.
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Well, he still takes half damage.
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So dodges the side and takes half the blast, which is fudge.
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Five damage.
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All right.
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So now it's flint's turn and he's just sitting there standing more or less still kind
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of dodging the shots as they come in and he looks at everyone and then he reties his
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bow back and aims and shoots it directly at Boulder, the big ogre that was leading the
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charge of the army and it just pierces right through his armor with that silvery energy
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and comes out the other end and you just see Boulder fall.
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No, Boulder.
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Oh no.
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Well, now it's honestly tragic.
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What is he going to do for his kid now?
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No, that actually that's very sad.
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It actually made my heart drop a little bit.
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I was like, oh no.
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Yeah.
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So now it is a Chad string.
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Okay.
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So I'm going to advance sort of in the same direction as a sock.
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So.
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Well, that's going to be my ringtone.
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Suck, suck, suck.
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Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck.
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You can suck on, I was going to say suck on this dick and then I was like, that's not
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good.
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That sounds like my character.
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Sucking on a dick.
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Bad influence.
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Yeah.
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I moved.
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So.
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So, fuck you.
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So now it's Chandler's turn.
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So you just moved up to get closer to him.
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Yeah.
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Awesome.
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So now it is Chandler's turn.
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Wait, Chad, what's your movement speed?
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How hard did you get?
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30.
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30?
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Okay.
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Oh, wow.
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You got farther than I did.
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Wait, what is my movement speed?
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Well, you did a standing lead last time.
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So you.
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I know you're running leap.
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Oh, my.
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If I would have just run, I would have made it 30.
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Yeah.
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Whatever.
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That's fine.
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And I actually want to do another standing leap and I can go, or do you want to run?
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No, this time I'm only 15 feet away.
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I can, I can handle the leap because I want to jump the full height of 15 feet up and
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then, you know, come straight down on them and like bring the flat side of the shovel
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like down onto his head.
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And I'm going to roll my attack roll, which is another critical failure are you
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hitting me.
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So as you fly in the air and land on a flint, he turns around and grabs you and then
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hits you with this strip of that same purple metal that was chaining, chaining you together
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to begin with locking down your legs and your arms together, kind of hog tying you
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and then putting you on your back.
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Well, shit.
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All right.
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So now it is the army's turn.
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Yeah.
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So the army is going to run forward.
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One of the big nolls in it.
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There's two nolls, one bug bear and one other ogre and then one of the noll are going
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to try to bring down their makeshift great sword onto my boy flint and they rolled three.
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So they're just going to slice right through the air.
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Flint's going to take an opportunity attack on them.
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Goddamn.
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And roll a 19 and he's going to hit him with that and they're going to take three damage.
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So flint's kind of getting overwhelmed now like everyone is kind of crowding down on him
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and now it is frizzes turn.
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How far away is he from me?
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From you, you're back quite a bit.
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So I think probably about 30 feet.
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Okay.
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I'll just use my full movement to get up to him then and stop at his leg.
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Absolutely.
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So roll to stab.
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Roll a D20.
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Let's see.
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The attack bonus is dex plus proficiency right and then damage is just straight dex.
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What?
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I have no idea, man.
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To attack, you get a plus whatever modifier you're attacking with and then proficiency
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right and then for your actual damage, you get plus only ability score bonus by roll
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to 16 then.
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Actually, I think you were at his armor class.
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Yeah, your at his armor class.
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Is that a fail?
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I have no idea.
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If the total of the roll plus modifiers equals or exceeds the target's armor class, then
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attack hits.
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Oh hell, yeah.
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Hell, yeah.
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So go ahead and stab them with your 1D forward daggers.
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No.
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Because there are people right next to him, right?
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No, they're goddammit.
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No.
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I thought the nobles were right next to him.
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They just swung at him.
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Oh no, wait, the nobles are.
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Yes, sorry.
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I thought you meant people with him.
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No, no, I just need an ally next to him because I get sneak attack bonus.
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You're going to sneak attack on him.
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How?
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He can hide behind the nobles, right?
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Is that like an ability that you have where you're small enough that you can hide behind
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other creatures?
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You don't need advantage on the attack roll if another enemy of the target is within
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five feet of it.
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So as long as somebody's within five feet of him, I can get a sneak attack bonus off.
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Basically, as if he's like just distracted by the other enemy.
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Go for it.
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Okay, I just ended up the equation.
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Did it right?
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Yeah, that's 16 done.
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Oh, I see.
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So the D4 did 4 and then dash D6.
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I rolled max hit on all or max damage on all four three of those.
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Yeah, no.
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So you're able to bring down your makeshift daggers onto them.
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Pretty hard.
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Just stab as little caps.
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Yeah, you're going to stab as late as then.
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Just stab in my crazy.
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You like took out his ankle.
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He's like falling down, kind of falling to his knees.
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And now it's his turn.
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All right.
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So now he's falling down onto his knees and there's this goblin in front of him in this
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noel on the other side.
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So he's going to pull back his bow and try to take a shot at one of them.
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One of the nobles nearby using his silver magic and he's going to hit it with a 19.
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So instantly that goes through one of the sides of the nobles and out the other.
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And then he's going to end his turn because that's the end.
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Guys, I think we're getting fucked.
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So now it's Chad's turn.
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I'm going to move close enough now.
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And I'm going to cast bark skin and touch myself.
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Fantastic.
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It makes my AC no less than 16.
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So you just charge into battle, gave yourself wood and increased your armor class?
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Yeah.
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Incredible.
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Okay.
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Well now Chad is Woody.
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I'm just a Chandler.
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What are you going to do?
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Is there anything I can do?
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Like, am I able to try and like struggle out of the restraints at all?
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Yeah, you can roll a D20 and then add your darts.
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Okay.
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It is a fairly high DC chance.
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No, that's totally fair.
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I am restrained by like magic chains.
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See, 1D20 plus 2, that is going to be an 11.
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I'm assuming that it's not enough.
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No, that is not enough at all.
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Great.
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So I like wriggle around and just, oh, shit.
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I'm trying to try and yourself out on the sand.
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Just like, guys, I hope, help.
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Alright, so it's the army's turn.
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And as you guys look up, you see Tyrell, who's just been hiding on kind of the outskirts behind a rock.
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The centaur guy, kind of peering over and he's seeing you guys get your ass kicked.
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And then he's kind of turning around and walking out with like the rest of the village.
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He's just leaving us.
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How'd it take?
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I've skinned you alive.
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Tyrell, Tyrell, please, why?
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Oh, the voice.
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Alright, yeah, but then in over, he's going to swing his makeshift axe at Flint and he's not going to hit him.
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So now it is for his turn.
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So there's like chains holding Chandler, even though they like have like a magic or something.
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But there's basically looks like chains, right?
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Yeah, they were purple chains.
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Can I try to like stab at the chain links?
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You can.
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Yeah.
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I'll try to do that.
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I don't know if I'm dexed that.
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So it's plus three.
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No, they have strength.
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Or I mean to hit it, you can hit it.
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Yeah, I just assumed you would already hit it.
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Okay.
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Yeah, that would actually.
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It's not going to try to dodge you.
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Yeah.
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I mean, I hit it in that case with 14 for damage.
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That's what you for loaded dice roll to four.
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Alright.
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So you hit the chain and it does not break.
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So you're screwed.
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You just kind of bounce off a bit of it and so your hand starts to vibrate.
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And suck.
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You're just kind of the chains vibrating you as well.
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It just made you very uncomfortable.
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Yeah.
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Oh, I don't like that.
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I need water.
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I need water.
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My cause thirsty.
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Alright, so now it's Flint's turn and he suddenly steps back and goes,
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all right, enough.
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And then he pulls his bow and shoots off an arrow and shoots off another arrow.
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And then takes out the other two big guys.
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And now it's just the small boys.
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So basically the whole rest of our army is gone and it's just the three of us or...
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To be fair, your army was not very big.
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Right.
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Yeah, but like everyone's gone.
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Yes, because Tyro left you, Boulder died, the Null died.
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No, you're died.
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And then the other Null.
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Good.
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So noticing that he has just taken out everyone.
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I finally got an into battle.
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I am a Woody mess with a magical...
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Trash has even tried to attack him.
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Well, I'm covered in wood.
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I have a magical staff ready to go and I just saw him destroy everyone.
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What do you do?
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So I'm just gonna run.
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Oh no.
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He'll leave us.
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Scree, I'm going to kill you.
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Scree.
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Okay, so I'm actually...
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Okay, I started to run away but he says that so I'm gonna turn back and run over to him.
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How far away is he?
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I mean, you just wasted your turn running back and forth.
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Yeah.
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Just ran into one one direction, stopped and turned around and ran in the other direction.
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Oh boy.
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All right, Chandler, it's your turn if you want to try to wiggle out.
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Yeah, I guess I'll roll for Dex again.
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Oh, that is a natural 20, so 22 for Dex.
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Hell yeah, so you're able to secrete a little bit of moisture coming out of your skin.
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Hell yeah.
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What the little bit of water that you had left and you're able to just kind of create a slime on your body.
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I like that.
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Little let you slip out of the shackles holding you down.
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And now it is frizzest turn.
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Great, so I'm gonna go back to stab him.
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Is it.
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Is he within range also?
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Yeah, he's like next to him.
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Okay, so I'm gonna go ahead and talk him.
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So if you didn't get up, I wouldn't have got to sneak attack.
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Right, yeah.
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Okay, so I'm just.
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Talk.
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Damn, he's.
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Roll to 12.
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All right.
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So now it's Flint's turn.
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And he's just looking at you guys and then he goes, all right, your little shit.
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Let's listen.
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This is the end for it for you guys.
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All right, you're coming with me.
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No.
spk_0
All right, that's the end of that.
spk_0
That's the end of the session.
spk_0
Oh, that's it.
spk_0
No.
spk_0
Oh, oh, oh, I was like, what's he's talking?
spk_0
Yeah, yeah, mom.
spk_0
Jesus.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
Unless we're going back and unless we're going back to the wagon.
spk_0
It was a nice wagon.
spk_0
The wagon.
spk_0
That's what you want.
spk_0
Yeah, the wagon.
spk_0
It was homey.
spk_0
Yeah, we'll go back to the wagon.
spk_0
Aside from what we want, what do you want?
spk_0
What do I want?
spk_0
I don't listen.
spk_0
You guys, we're just coming with me.
spk_0
No more death, no more bloodshed.
spk_0
You see, but look at all the guys who just ran away.
spk_0
Go chase them.
spk_0
Them, they're not my mission.
spk_0
You guys are my mission.
spk_0
I'm two and a half and eleven inches tall.
spk_0
And that's what makes you perfect.
spk_0
So how about you let us go and we don't kill you?
spk_0
Absolutely not.
spk_0
Then he's going to roll a 1D20 to try to throw up three more of those little things that trapped Chandler and restrained him.
spk_0
And he's able to throw off two of them.
spk_0
It's going to be Chad and Victor who are restrained.
spk_0
Oh, kinky.
spk_0
So Frizz and Scree are locked up.
spk_0
Okay, so I'm going to use my gravel, cower and beg, which will give advantage to you.
spk_0
Wow, that's a major advantage to what on me?
spk_0
Just your attacks.
spk_0
Oh, wait, but I'm the only free one.
spk_0
Oh, you're the free one.
spk_0
I thought that was the free one.
spk_0
No, okay.
spk_0
Well, every ally within 10 feet is got to get some advantage.
spk_0
So if you get out, you can attack.
spk_0
So, um, so please, please, but it's still listen.
spk_0
I can't remember very much, but I think your mom was a nice lady.
spk_0
Well, just let us go, you know, I just want to frolic.
spk_0
I'm just a little guy.
spk_0
So I'm going to like grab the shovel off the ground and just like leap straight up at him and like spin around and try and smack him with the shovel.
spk_0
Absolutely.
spk_0
So you're going to smack him right in the chest.
spk_0
Are you going for chest or head?
spk_0
Like what were you doing?
spk_0
You should have gone for the head.
spk_0
Oh, God.
spk_0
Yeah, I'm going to go for right for his face.
spk_0
Okay, you're still only going to do six damage, but that's just how cool it looks.
spk_0
Yeah, exactly.
spk_0
All right, so yeah, you jump up, spin around, smack him in the face with the shovel.
spk_0
And you stab your back.
spk_0
Ha, I distracted you.
spk_0
I don't care about your mom.
spk_0
Lose her.
spk_0
Oh, Jesus.
spk_0
So then now it is for this turn.
spk_0
Yeah, I'm just going to try break out of cups.
spk_0
All right, yeah, well, that was bad.
spk_0
Okay, yeah, you, uh, did you put minus one on that?
spk_0
Yeah, I think it's my strength's the negative one.
spk_0
Even if it's not though, I'm going to fall.
spk_0
Yeah, well, if you're wiggling or breaking, it's different.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
We're going, I guess, seven.
spk_0
Okay, so you just kind of wiggle a bit.
spk_0
That's about it.
spk_0
It's still pretty strong on there.
spk_0
So now it's Flint's turn.
spk_0
And he just stares at the frog.
spk_0
And then he says, I've had enough of you guys and throws one of those magnetic things at you as well.
spk_0
The last thing that you see is darkness as it begins to shroud around you guys' vision.
spk_0
The only thing that you can think is your, in your head is the terrified tier-old hiding behind a rock
spk_0
and getting up and running further into the cave, leaving you guys behind.
spk_0
That scene just keeps replaying until suddenly...
spk_0
Zap!
spk_0
Ah, there you are!
spk_0
A robot bearded elf man says, poking...
spk_0
...sup with his staff from outside of his cage.
spk_0
Yes, yes.
spk_0
These will do fine, Flint.
spk_0
I wish they were less damaged, but I know your ways.
spk_0
Hey, I need to have my fun too.
spk_0
What's life without fun, huh?
spk_0
Don't remind me.
spk_0
You sound just like your father used to.
spk_0
Oh yeah, talk about my dad.
spk_0
Make me feel weird.
spk_0
And they're just going back and forth.
spk_0
You guys are waking up in your each individual cages in a dark laboratory.
spk_0
It looks like you see runes carved into the ground and massive bookcases lining the walls.
spk_0
Can I...
spk_0
I guess I'll roll perception and just kind of see like where we are trying to gather as much as we can.
spk_0
Yeah, absolutely.
spk_0
Roll a D20.
spk_0
Oh, so that's 11?
spk_0
Oh wait, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, plus perception, plus four, so that's 15.
spk_0
So yeah, you see that you're in like a dark kind of laboratory.
spk_0
You see some vials and chemicals lining the workstations.
spk_0
A bunch of notes written down.
spk_0
You see a symbol that looks like an A and an A connected on there.
spk_0
And you see you're in there with Flint who's at the top of the staircase walking out,
spk_0
talking down to this man wearing robes, this Elven man wearing robes,
spk_0
who's like older with a big gray, like slick back hair.
spk_0
Would we recognize the logo?
spk_0
No, your monsters.
spk_0
Fair enough.
spk_0
Can I try to, I guess, investigate the cage?
spk_0
What kind of cage is it?
spk_0
It's just like it's a metal bars?
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
So it is, you don't have to roll perception to see if it's metal bars.
spk_0
And yeah, they are like metal bars that you can see.
spk_0
There's kind of runes and carved into the bars.
spk_0
Is there like a key slot?
spk_0
Or is it?
spk_0
No, it's completely sealed around you.
spk_0
It looks like.
spk_0
Can I roll an arcane check?
spk_0
You can.
spk_0
That's seven, minus one, six.
spk_0
It's some metal bars.
spk_0
Yeah, I know nothing about magic.
spk_0
Metal bars.
spk_0
Did they leave their workies?
spk_0
Then just start like, one of them was hanging to a story, you said, right?
spk_0
Yeah, so they're just talking to each other.
spk_0
And then you hear the monarch.
spk_0
I want to give you guys time to do something first.
spk_0
And then you hear the monarch say,
spk_0
you can leave now Flint.
spk_0
The undying help each other.
spk_0
These will do nicely.
spk_0
Yeah, undying.
spk_0
Great.
spk_0
Yeah, have fun, monarch.
spk_0
Flint says climbing the stairs out of the dark laboratory.
spk_0
So now Flint's gone and the elf guy is staring and looking at you guys.
spk_0
And he says, now you all are very interesting.
spk_0
I hope he didn't hurt you too much.
spk_0
He's a good kid.
spk_0
I hope you know you're all going to make history with me.
spk_0
That guy is some Norman Bates guy.
spk_0
Do you have any spiders?
spk_0
I'm really hungry.
spk_0
Spiders?
spk_0
Oh, yes, yes, absolutely.
spk_0
And he reaches into his pocket and pulls out like a big live spider
spk_0
and just kind of throws it at you.
spk_0
So I'm going to eat it.
spk_0
Just crunch a bunch on it.
spk_0
You got to make the noise that you're eating it.
spk_0
I can't.
spk_0
Wow.
spk_0
See, guys, this is much better than mushrooms.
spk_0
Probably.
spk_0
And you never ate the mushroom.
spk_0
I don't have it inside.
spk_0
Well, is it my tunic?
spk_0
I'm going to look at my tunic.
spk_0
Yeah, you still see the mushrooms in there.
spk_0
Yes.
spk_0
Okay, just close that back up.
spk_0
They don't even know that.
spk_0
I just want to ask the guy like, why?
spk_0
Why are we here?
spk_0
Oh, now what's wrong with you?
spk_0
You strange creature.
spk_0
We're going to make history today.
spk_0
That's what we're going to do.
spk_0
He probably needs water.
spk_0
spk_0
Oh, water.
spk_0
Water.
spk_0
Oh, absolutely.
spk_0
I mean, waves his hand and then like a little rain cloud appears
spk_0
above you and rains water down onto you.
spk_0
Oh, don't do that.
spk_0
Oh, no.
spk_0
Hey, don't.
spk_0
That's a nice water.
spk_0
Oh, I can't.
spk_0
Oh, I was waiting to fucking do this.
spk_0
That's crazy.
spk_0
I'm just going to like break off a part of the mushroom and just slowly eat it while watching this.
spk_0
All right.
spk_0
So like it's a little bit earthy and kind of like a little bit sour and bitter.
spk_0
But you're feeling very full for me.
spk_0
That's a good question.
spk_0
Perhaps a demonstration.
spk_0
Look at the lab table.
spk_0
The wizard man in front of you says,
spk_0
he's motioning to his lab table.
spk_0
And then all of a sudden the lights flick on and you can see what's on the lab table.
spk_0
And you see a familiar face.
spk_0
A large half cow, half human creature.
spk_0
And you see Barry the Minotaur dead on the lab table.
spk_0
Wait a minute.
spk_0
I swear I know that guy.
spk_0
Oh, were you guys close?
spk_0
No.
spk_0
I swear I didn't know.
spk_0
I have no idea who that guy is.
spk_0
Honestly.
spk_0
We just met.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
Well, excuse me, men bring her in.
spk_0
And suddenly a door opens from a dark corner in the room.
spk_0
These two guards that look to be kind of like mages wearing armor are both holding on to one arm of a girl.
spk_0
As she's screaming and being brought in where what looks to be some kind of uniform.
spk_0
And she's screaming,
spk_0
ah!
spk_0
Let go of me.
spk_0
Please.
spk_0
Let me out.
spk_0
Now, now, Miss Rousse.
spk_0
It'll be quick.
spk_0
No!
spk_0
And suddenly the headmaster monarch raises his hands in a gray ooze materializes from the ground.
spk_0
Restraining the woman.
spk_0
Now, the ritual.
spk_0
You watch as a horrified young woman is the subject of a terrifying spell.
spk_0
You see as an orange gemstone forms in mid-air around her and then is forced into her shoulder.
spk_0
She screams.
spk_0
But you see, that's empty.
spk_0
That's the special part where you guys will come in handy.
spk_0
But for now, we'll use your friend here.
spk_0
And then the monarch waves his hand.
spk_0
Our friend?
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Friend?
spk_0
Yeah, your friend on the lab table.
spk_0
We just did this.
spk_0
Were you not paying any attention?
spk_0
Thank you, sir.
spk_0
Friend.
spk_0
I'll remember him.
spk_0
What was his name, Billy?
spk_0
Jelly.
spk_0
Baron Stein, for sure.
spk_0
How is it?
spk_0
Baron Steen.
spk_0
Actually, no.
spk_0
Ah, that.
spk_0
No.
spk_0
The monarch waves his hand and suddenly Barry's body begins to shake.
spk_0
He twitches in mones and is returned to a certain type of life.
spk_0
He lets out a horrifying mone.
spk_0
Ah.
spk_0
And then lunges at the woman.
spk_0
Her restraints disappear as the guards let her go.
spk_0
And she automatically reacts with a spell towards the Minotaur incinerating him instantly,
spk_0
as his body falls to the ground.
spk_0
And then suddenly a small orb of energy is formed on his body,
spk_0
and then pulled into the orange crystal which is in her shoulder.
spk_0
She falls to the ground.
spk_0
She begins to melt into a pale orange goo,
spk_0
and then reform into herself.
spk_0
Back into the goo, then reform into Barry, and then reform into herself.
spk_0
Damn it!
spk_0
I thought that was the one.
spk_0
It's close, but not quite right.
spk_0
Maybe a Minotaur was too much.
spk_0
So I'm just going to start clapping.
spk_0
Ah, yes.
spk_0
Thank you for the applause.
spk_0
You got to clap by the way.
spk_0
You did a good job, everybody.
spk_0
That was brilliant, really awesome.
spk_0
Anyway, anyway, we'll try again later.
spk_0
Change her up.
spk_0
I know my guards caught three more in the sewers.
spk_0
Perfect.
spk_0
Until then, enjoy your cages, my monsters.
spk_0
Ha ha ha.
spk_0
The monarch laughs as he waves his hand towards you and leaves the room.
spk_0
Is it monarchs?
spk_0
I'm kind of butterfly, guys.
spk_0
See a butterfly?
spk_0
He doesn't look like any butterfly I've ever seen.
spk_0
I think his wings are just that rope thing.
spk_0
Oh, that's gross.
spk_0
Yeah, almost as gross as you.
spk_0
Suddenly, you begin to feel dazed and immobile.
spk_0
Your movement gets sluggish as you just like trail on and on about butterflies.
spk_0
Your vision starts to get distorted, and the next few hours are just a blur.
spk_0
You're kind of in and out of it.
spk_0
Guards come in and they chain up the berry-stine creature.
spk_0
And then later you see the doors above open and three people walk through.
spk_0
An elf, a halfling, and a large scaly beast.
spk_0
It's all a blur.
spk_0
You see fighting?
spk_0
You see the berry-stine golden creature begin to glow and gain strength.
spk_0
And then there was a fire.
spk_0
And you jolt back to real life.
spk_0
Your cage is smashed as fire engulfs the flame around you.
spk_0
The three people from earlier in a small human girl,
spk_0
you see they're escaping through a sewer tunnel.
spk_0
And you recognize the large one.
spk_0
The big scaly man, he was with the guards who sold you.
spk_0
Wait a minute, that's the bear.
spk_0
So that's going on.
spk_0
You guys are just coming back to it, and you're all kind of near each other.
spk_0
Your cages are broken, all except for the screws who is not broken yet.
spk_0
Your cage is still locked in.
spk_0
Are there any objects like sharp objects around you?
spk_0
Yeah, like you can 100% find like a pole on the ground or something.
spk_0
Like the building is kind of collapsing in on you.
spk_0
Okay, so yeah, you find a pole on the ground.
spk_0
Yeah, there's a pole, there's some bricks.
spk_0
I'm going to take the bricks and start slamming them against the cage.
spk_0
She's a...
spk_0
All right, absolutely.
spk_0
Roll a D20.
spk_0
That's 17.
spk_0
Hell yeah.
spk_0
So as you're hitting it and hitting it, you see the lights that are inside
spk_0
or the glow that's inside the engravings on the cage.
spk_0
They start to grow dim and dim and dim until they fade out.
spk_0
And you start to bend the metal bars as you're hitting them and moving it to where now there's a whole big enough for
spk_0
a screw to crawl out of.
spk_0
I feel like long-drawn, just a re...
spk_0
I really appreciate it guys.
spk_0
Just know that I would never ever do the same for you.
spk_0
Okay, so you guys are all out.
spk_0
As you were helping screw you out of this cage, you see the tunnel that the three people in the small human woman disappeared into.
spk_0
We should probably follow.
spk_0
Oh, oh, okay.
spk_0
I guess.
spk_0
Oh, grab.
spk_0
You said there's a pole.
spk_0
I'm just going to grab that for something.
spk_0
Absolutely.
spk_0
What about Bernie?
spk_0
Is Bernie okay?
spk_0
Bernie?
spk_0
Bernie.
spk_0
It...
spk_0
Oh.
spk_0
I think Bernie's gone.
spk_0
I think Bernie's gone and I think we should move.
spk_0
I think he's fine.
spk_0
He's probably just in another room.
spk_0
He's probably right.
spk_0
So there's a lot of smoke in the room.
spk_0
It's kind of hard to see everything.
spk_0
Yeah, I'm going to jump down the hole.
spk_0
Yeah, I'm going to start going down the hole where the hole.
spk_0
Alright, so it's very wet in this hole.
spk_0
Like this tunnel that you're going in.
spk_0
I'm going to tell you, you see footsteps on the ground.
spk_0
There's like four of them or four sets of them, all different sizes.
spk_0
Some heavier than others you can tell and they're all walking towards the way out is what you assume.
spk_0
Behind you, you start to hear yelling and chaos as people are discovering the fire and the destruction that's going on down there.
spk_0
So are you going to keep following the footsteps?
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
And as we're going out, I'll offer a soup or soup.
spk_0
No soup.
spk_0
Like, look.
spk_0
I wrote it down like that so I would know and I still said it wrong.
spk_0
I'll offer him some of my mushrooms.
spk_0
Yeah, I'll take some.
spk_0
Thank you, friend.
spk_0
You know, Sark, this cave seems really familiar, doesn't it?
spk_0
It kind of reminds me a lot of your mom.
spk_0
Oh.
spk_0
I hate this cave.
spk_0
Thank you.
spk_0
Alright, so as you guys are walking through the tunnel, you eventually make it out.
spk_0
You can see it's kind of turning dusk.
spk_0
You're going to guess the group in front of you got out quite a bit sooner just because they were bigger and able to navigate the tunnel.
spk_0
It's easier.
spk_0
You stumble upon a campfire following their footsteps out and you see a small group.
spk_0
Four people in total.
spk_0
Camped out around a campfire.
spk_0
All huddled together.
spk_0
The human girl all of a sudden starts to stare at Suk, staring at you through the woods.
spk_0
And then suddenly she yells and notices you.
spk_0
So roll initiative.
spk_0
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
Alright.
spk_0
Well, I'm paraphrasing several minutes.
spk_0
No, no, I know.
spk_0
I mean, like, like my character's like, but we've just got out of there.
spk_0
I got a 13.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
So at this point in the story, you are stumbling upon your past party from the last session.
spk_0
No, yeah.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
I'm going to give you the option for which character you want to play as in this encounter.
spk_0
Oh.
spk_0
Really?
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
I think I want to switch back to Oz.
spk_0
I think I want to go back to like our other, like our main characters.
spk_0
Is that what you guys want to do?
spk_0
Please.
spk_0
I'm so sick of these tiny characters.
spk_0
I guess.
spk_0
Okay, but I got to do the voice one more time.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
It's actually a little bit of a hard decision because I kind of like the little bugger.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Me too.
spk_0
But, yeah, no, I don't like the looks of these guys.
spk_0
But their moms are probably ugly or though.
spk_0
We can take them.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
That's the one you are.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
That cleared it up right there.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
It's like a lot of bond experience.
spk_0
And then we go back to our right.
spk_0
I got to pull up the other character though.
spk_0
Here we go.
spk_0
Feels like I know these little guys.
spk_0
I know.
spk_0
I feel so close to Scree, which is unfortunate.
spk_0
Oh, I'm like, oh, unfortunately, we're about to put them down.
spk_0
No, he's just kind of gross.
spk_0
That's why.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Yeah, I hate.
spk_0
I hate Scree.
spk_0
So God damn much.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Scree is the worst.
spk_0
Scree listens to corn and drinks monster energy drinks.
spk_0
Yeah, he absolutely does.
spk_0
Scree is a Kyle.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Exactly.
spk_0
100%.
spk_0
It's a 100%.
spk_0
It's a channeled by inner Kyle for that character.
spk_0
It's pretty great.
spk_0
All right.
spk_0
So we can just talk.
spk_0
Talking character.
spk_0
So like I was saying, sometimes when you're a bear, your claws get a little too sharp.
spk_0
And you have to kind of scratch them down on what the fuck are they are those monsters?
spk_0
No, it's just me.
spk_0
Ah, there's a frog like guy.
spk_0
I never even seen a frog guy.
spk_0
What's a frog?
spk_0
That's that's Gabriella or Gabrielle from the last game.
spk_0
Yeah, Gabrielle saved right at the end.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
And she's looking up and going.
spk_0
Ah.
spk_0
Can you stop talking?
spk_0
Can you stop?
spk_0
I'm trying to talk about my claws.
spk_0
I hate monsters.
spk_0
What the fuck are they?
spk_0
Yeah, so you're looking at these things.
spk_0
They're like, they're looking aggressive.
spk_0
They're some nasty looking monsters.
spk_0
I'm gonna like draw my shorts or it's that little one looks like a Kyle.
spk_0
All right.
spk_0
spk_0
So now we're going to reroll initiative just.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
12 plus to 14.
spk_0
I got 18 plus to 20.
spk_0
I got 15.
spk_0
All right.
spk_0
So it's going to go Oz, Suk, or having to remember everyone's names and then Rhocar.
spk_0
Okay.
spk_0
It's going to go Chandler, Monster Chandler, Chad, Victor, Monster Chad, Monster Victor.
spk_0
All right.
spk_0
So you guys are just sitting there having a chat in the middle of the night when you see these three tiny creatures on the forest edge looking at you.
spk_0
And you can see they're looking mad and angry towards your dragonborn companion, Rhocar.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
So I've got my short swords out.
spk_0
I rolled a three for my attack role.
spk_0
So I'm gonna run at the cobald and try to attack it, but I'm going to fail.
spk_0
Absolutely.
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So you run at the cobald and slice.
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It lets out a screech and a language that you don't understand.
spk_0
But they're all, they all seem to be speaking through each other.
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The cobald looks to the goblin and just goes,
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and dodges away in the other direction.
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And then you hear something that's like,
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as they dodge away, and then it is going to be the grungs turn,
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which is going to do a standing leap towards Oz and is going to try to hit it with the pole that it salvaged in the wreckage.
spk_0
Oh, I didn't take a pole.
spk_0
Okay. Well, then it's just going to try to punch it in the face with its poison of skin then.
spk_0
Fair enough.
spk_0
Yeah, 14. That misses, right?
spk_0
Uh, yes, my armor class.
spk_0
Oh, nope. That fucking hits.
spk_0
My armor class is 12.
spk_0
Your armor class is terrible.
spk_0
I know. Is he naked?
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So yeah, that hits.
spk_0
My armor class is 12.
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So we're going to say he does 1D4 damage.
spk_0
All right. So now it is Rogar's turn.
spk_0
Why is everybody hate bears?
spk_0
All right.
spk_0
I am going to whip out my quarter staff and cast...
spk_0
Yeah, that's not where I thought I was going.
spk_0
Let me know whip out my quarter staff and cast Shalely on my quarter staff.
spk_0
Okay, describe what you're doing.
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So I was rather annoyed that everyone had to stop talking about my claws to get into this battle.
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So I lazily stand up and grab my quarter staff off the ground next to me that I had just sitting on the bullseye.
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And I swing it forward and it lights up with a glowing electric energy.
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Hell yeah.
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All right. So now it is Jeter's turn.
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I don't want to attack these little guys.
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I think.
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Now I'm just going to attack them.
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All right. I'll run up to them and slice that off my repair.
spk_0
Which one?
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Shirt one is closest.
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I mean, they're all three kind of new group.
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Now the grung is over by...
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Or over by Oz, but Oz is also by the cold.
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I'll run over and help Oz then and attack the grung.
spk_0
Or it's an eight.
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Yep.
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So you do it real hard.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
You just swing and miss.
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It's pretty dark.
spk_0
It's hard to see.
spk_0
These creatures have night vision.
spk_0
All right. So now it is the cold bold's turn.
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Who is going to turn to Oz who just ran up and attacked him.
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And he's going to run away and turn around and run away from the fight.
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He's not going to get fired.
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Yeah. You better run.
spk_0
Hell yeah.
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Now he's intimidated.
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Terrified.
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All right. So now it is the goblins turn.
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And he is going to run up to Jeter and then roll and try to stab you with his two...
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Or with his brick that he had.
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He's going to try to smack you with his brick.
spk_0
Stab you with his brick.
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Fucking just hits you.
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Doesn't do anything.
spk_0
Very light.
spk_0
You feel a little bit of pressure from this tiny goblin.
spk_0
Guys, I just can't feel bad for these so guys.
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They're monsters.
spk_0
I hate them.
spk_0
I'm going to kill them.
spk_0
Was that a gun cocking?
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She's going to kill up.
spk_0
Don't come to Hurricane Academy school tomorrow.
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Oh no.
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But yeah.
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It is Oz's turn again.
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Cobalt's running away from you.
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You got a grung to your left.
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And then there's the goblin's attacking Jeter which is like a little bit further away.
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Okay. I'll just spin back around and try and swing it the Cobalt again.
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Cobalt's running away.
spk_0
Oh, I'm sorry. The grung.
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Yeah. Absolutely.
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That's a 10.
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So yeah, that hits.
spk_0
You hit the stupid frog.
spk_0
Yeah.
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So I'm going to...
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The pathetic creature.
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The little idiot.
spk_0
Yeah, you bring down...
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What kind of weapon do you have?
spk_0
I have short swords.
spk_0
All right.
spk_0
Yeah. So you bring down one of your short swords onto the side of the grung.
spk_0
Okay. So yes.
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So that's going to be five.
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Hell yeah.
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All right.
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So you deal five damage to him.
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All right. And now it is the grung's turn.
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And he's going to look at you now bleeding out of his side from that.
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And he's going to do a standing jump to try to jump back and get...
spk_0
Where is a roguear?
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I'm over by the sitting spot still. I just got Sha-Laylee going.
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Oh yeah. He's going to jump back to roguear.
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So now it is roguear's turn.
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All right.
spk_0
Well, this guy just hippity hopped on over to me.
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And I'm rather annoyed.
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So I'm going to swing on him with my short...
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Short staff or a quarter staff.
spk_0
Oh, baby.
spk_0
It's 21.
spk_0
Absolutely. You fucking hit this.
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With a 1D8.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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All right. So I'm just like...
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I'm so terribly annoyed at this guy for hippity hopping on over.
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I'm just like, I want to go to sleep.
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And I just smack him in the face.
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This is crazy.
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Yeah. No, you carved in half of his skull.
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You see, like he's bleeding out of his eyes now.
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As he's crawling away.
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A little frog.
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Getting away from you.
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Just trying to hop a tiny bit.
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And he does end up hopping slightly over as a reaction.
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Giving a little bit away from you.
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Like out of your immediate range.
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So now it is jet tears turn.
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Um, for there are any other ones nearest?
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The cold cold was running away.
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The Goblin's attacking you right now.
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And the grung just got its face carved in.
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Got it.
spk_0
Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and...
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and tack low goblin.
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So it's 18.
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Yeah, that definitely hits.
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And is...
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TJ next to me is...
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Yes.
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That's the weapon damage.
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And then also sneak attack.
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Sneak attack.
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Stuff kind of bullfrog.
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This is 12.
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And which one were you attacking the Goblin, right?
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Yeah.
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Okay. So just grab what you did.
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I'm going to...
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I really want to kill a guy.
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I'm just going to stab at his arm.
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Okay, so you did 12 damage.
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So you did more than stab at his arm.
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You cut that arm off.
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You cut that arm off.
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And it fell to the ground.
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And now the Goblin's looking down and reaching
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for where his arm was.
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And letting out just like a slightly kind of under-common.
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Like you can't fully understand it,
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but you kind of get some words.
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Like it's like...
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Oh, guy.
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Like just a bunch of weird noises.
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Where you think you hear something in there.
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Like I really can bite you.
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I don't know.
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I feel bad for him now, guys.
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And he's kind of screaming a little bit like,
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ah, I'm around.
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He's just a baby.
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Yeah, so now it's the Kobold's turn.
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And he's going to turn around and see all the fighting
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that's going on.
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And he's going to cast Bark's skin.
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So he's going to encase his body in that bark woodiness.
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And then it is the Goblin's turn,
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who I'm going to say isn't capacitated for right now
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after having his arm taken off.
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He's going to need a turn to recover on that.
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And now it is Ozzy's turn.
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Okay.
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The Kobold though has like run pretty far away at this point.
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He's just like hardened himself.
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And he's just off in the distance.
spk_0
Yeah, he is like semi-close to you.
spk_0
Like you can walk up to him.
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But he is a little bit to your left.
spk_0
You can walk up to him and attack is what I'm saying.
spk_0
Okay, I think I just want to turn back to the grung
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which leapt away from Rogar.
spk_0
So we should be fairly close to me again, right?
spk_0
Yeah.
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Right, yeah.
spk_0
Yeah, I'm going to like just kind of step over
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and try and bring my short sword down onto him.
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And that is an 18.
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So that's going to hit.
spk_0
So that definitely hits.
spk_0
Yeah.
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And that's six damage.
spk_0
All right.
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So describe what you did.
spk_0
This is your killing blow.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Like I see him kind of crawling away from Rogar.
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And I just want to take the one short sword,
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like you know pointed down towards the ground in my hand
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and just lift it up and just bring it straight down on top of him.
spk_0
All right.
spk_0
Yes.
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So as you bring it down on top of him,
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all of a sudden you feel like the gym that was embedded into you
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in the last session.
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It starts, you start to feel pain and a burn going on there.
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And you see as the life drains from the grung
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in front of you as a ball of pure energy forms from his body
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and then gets sucked into that gym that was embedded into your skin
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and you fall to the ground.
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You start to feel yourself kind of melt away a little bit
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into like this oozingness that has corresponded to your gym color.
spk_0
So I think yours was red.
spk_0
Yeah.
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So you're melting into this dark red goo on the ground
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and reforming and getting your shape back.
spk_0
It's insanely painful.
spk_0
You got to give me a screen.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Just what the hell?
spk_0
This is the worst.
spk_0
What was that thing?
spk_0
How's that?
spk_0
Pretty good.
spk_0
So you're saying that like as you're melting and reforming on the ground
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and now it is row guards turn.
spk_0
How do you react to that?
spk_0
So I'm going to stare blankly and at what's happening
spk_0
and then just run over and like scoop him up, scooping up odds,
spk_0
scooping up Oz's ooze, holding your baby boy.
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Friend, are you okay?
spk_0
I noticed your screaming sound.
spk_0
I don't think I'm okay.
spk_0
I really don't.
spk_0
You're melting in his hands and then reforming real quick
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and do a good like right back into it.
spk_0
You're seeing him.
spk_0
He's starting to get like big eyes and weird shapes.
spk_0
Hey friend.
spk_0
Could you, could you, can you help?
spk_0
I don't know what's going on.
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He's very gooey.
spk_0
I mean, I'll come over and inspect them
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but I don't have any way of making him stay in form.
spk_0
I don't know what's going on with them.
spk_0
Alright guys, combat's still going on by the way.
spk_0
Yeah, I know.
spk_0
So noticing the cobalt's still over there.
spk_0
I'm just going to hurl a rock on him.
spk_0
You're going to hurl a rock at him?
spk_0
Yeah.
spk_0
Okay, roll a D20.
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There's a six.
spk_0
So can I add a quick action to that where I just let Oz go
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and stand up and like just stare him down?
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Yeah, so you throw a rock in his general direction
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and it lands nearby and all of a sudden you see the cobalt reacting
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to the death of his frog friend and he starts to get a little bit angry.
spk_0
Like you can see him shouting in like his little camera.
spk_0
Yeah, now it's shut to your stomach.
spk_0
Can I just charge up the little goblin just trying to take well?
spk_0
Yeah, sure.
spk_0
21.
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21.
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Alright, what's the damage?
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It's a love and damage.
spk_0
Alright, so describe what you're doing because that's your killing blow.
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I'm just going to look down and go, I'm sorry, little one.
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And just stop him through the chest.
spk_0
That's the most dramatic thing I've ever seen.
spk_0
And I'm just going to put my hand behind him and just lay him down.
spk_0
And pull his life break your out.
spk_0
So as you're staring into his eyes and you're seeing the life force fade
spk_0
from him, all of a sudden you start to feel a burning where that gym was implanted
spk_0
in you in the last session.
spk_0
And you see his body turned into like this ball of just magic arcane energy
spk_0
and fly into that gym that was once empty is now filled.
spk_0
It's incredibly painful.
spk_0
And you start to dissolve into this goo that is the same color as the gym,
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which was green, I believe.
spk_0
Yeah, green.
spk_0
So you start to dissolve into this dark green glue and or goo and melt on the ground,
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reforming extremely painful.
spk_0
Give me a scream.
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As I go down and I come back up and I'm like, ah fuck, Rogaard, what's going on?
spk_0
I don't know, friend, but I will make them pay.
spk_0
And then just can keep screaming.
spk_0
I'm just going back into goop.
spk_0
All right.
spk_0
So now it's the co-bold's turn.
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And he's seen both of his friends dead now is feeling something inside of him,
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some kind of courage that he didn't know was there.
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He's been repressing all these years with his foul language and foul behavior.
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He's being the hero that he always knew he could be.
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And he's rushing towards this giant dragon creature.
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And he's going to try to hate you with his stick.
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And he's going to miss horribly.
spk_0
I rolled it too.
spk_0
So he's just going to win absolutely and just hit the ground in front of you.
spk_0
Nice.
spk_0
I see that.
spk_0
And now it's your turn because the other two were incapacitated.
spk_0
Nice.
spk_0
I'm going to smash him with ice knife.
spk_0
Oh.
spk_0
Yeah, that was a natural.
spk_0
Oh, my man.
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So describe what happens.
spk_0
Like, I don't know what ice knife is.
spk_0
You basically just form like an icicle.
spk_0
It's basically an icicle.
spk_0
So I still roll for damage, yeah?
spk_0
Yep.
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But you can double it because you got a 20.
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Like you roll and then you times it by.
spk_0
So 12.
spk_0
So it does 12 damage.
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And then it explodes and does 2d6.
spk_0
All right.
spk_0
So the little lizard creature in front of you, you stab him with an icicle knife.
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And then he just explodes into a bloody mess of wood, bark, ice, blood, scales.
spk_0
Just bling right in front of you.
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That was for my friends.
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And then you feel the gem that was implanted in you start to give off a strong throbbing
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pain.
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And then you see the cold old in front of you start to dissolve into this like, arcane
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energy and then just house itself in your gem, letting out a yellow light.
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And you begin to feel yourself dissolve into this yellow goo on to the ground and then
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reform and then dissolve and then reform.
spk_0
So for my scream, can you please, please, please edit a grizzly bear scream?
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Please, please, please, please, please, please, we'll see.
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You all pay you.
spk_0
Chat and do a scream right now.
spk_0
Oh, that's beautiful.
spk_0
I love that.
spk_0
Okay.
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So all three of you are on the ground going through this.
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And Chandler, you feel your eyes getting bigger.
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Your legs getting a little bit skinnier.
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Your arms kind of getting a little bit stranger.
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And you just feel really dry.
spk_0
Oh, my God.
spk_0
Oh, my God.
spk_0
But yeah, your body starts to transform.
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And as you're reforming and dissolving, then reforming, then dissolving, you feel like you're
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changing into something different.
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Time passes.
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And by time you wake up, each of you find yourself in a new body.
spk_0
All right.
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So, yeah, I'm just going to start patting down my body then.
spk_0
All right.
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You're significantly shorter.
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You see you kind of have like a greenish brown skin.
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Your ears feel bigger.
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Pointy still.
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Oh, what the fuck?
spk_0
I look around and see.
spk_0
So you're still in the same field.
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You're looking around.
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You see the grown creature.
spk_0
It looks like passed out in the ground.
spk_0
But in your friend, Oz is close.
spk_0
Oz?
spk_0
What?
spk_0
Why am I so dry?
spk_0
I don't think I've ever been more thirsty in my life.
spk_0
Oh, my God.
spk_0
Am I dead?
spk_0
I think I'm dead.
spk_0
I'm going to get up and you're going over to them and try and help them up.
spk_0
I'll see you.
spk_0
Get up.
spk_0
Go ahead and grab your arm and pull you up.
spk_0
I know.
spk_0
I'm dead.
spk_0
This is hell.
spk_0
I'm dead.
spk_0
I'm so thirsty and I'm dead and I'm in hell.
spk_0
This is sorry, though.
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I'll try.
spk_0
Buddy.
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All right.
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So you guys see an amount of big clothes, just this little tiny bulge sticking out of it,
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where Rogar used to be.
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Rogar.
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Rogar came around over to him.
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And I just kind of flop drily on the ground.
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You see a little dust cloud.
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So he's running over to you, Rogar, who feels significantly small.
spk_0
Oh, he's a little puppy.
spk_0
I'm so tiny.
spk_0
spk_0
I'm a little bear?
spk_0
This is, whoa.
spk_0
What happened?
spk_0
Guys?
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And you're just in this insanely terrifying, like giant tent.
spk_0
I can't see.
spk_0
Am I going blind?
spk_0
Once I go over to him, I'll just like lift the shirt up.
spk_0
Oh, I killed you.
spk_0
You're dead.
spk_0
What?
spk_0
You're dead.
spk_0
You're dead.
spk_0
It's me, Jotty.
spk_0
No, you're that little thing that I was annoyed by, and I smacked in the face.
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Well, I may look like that, but it is me.
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And as you guys are talking, you see Gabrielle, who has been hiding behind a tree area, like in the bushes over by your camp,
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just witnessing this whole thing.
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She walks out and then walks over to you guys and goes, oh, no.
spk_0
Oh, no.
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And walks over to Oz Lane on the ground.
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She sees on all of your shoulders, you still have that gym there.
spk_0
And she goes over and taps it and then goes, oh, no.
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It's full.
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And then that's the end of this session.
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So you're full, shit.
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Jeetang!
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I got to applaud that.
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That was pretty fantastic.
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Yeah, that was pretty good.
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