Shopping
Mexican Clam Chowder w/ Sydney O'Toole and Tucker Reynolds
In this episode of the Mandog Pod, hosts Dan Lippert and Ryan Rosenberg welcome guest Tucker Reynolds for a lively discussion that meanders through quirky shopping experiences, culinary cravings, and ...
Mexican Clam Chowder w/ Sydney O'Toole and Tucker Reynolds
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You know the man and I talk? You are the man and I talk. I know the man and I talk. You are the man and I talk.
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You are the man and I talk. Don't you are the man? Now talk. You are the man and I talk.
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You are the man and I talk. You are the man and I talk.
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Dog you either.
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Man, now.
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Dog you are the man now dog.
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You are the man now dog.
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You are the man now dog.
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You are the man now dog.
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Hi.
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I was wondering if you could help me.
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I am looking for a very specific type of water bottle here.
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OK.
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What kind of thing are you looking for?
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Well, I've been kind of shopping online,
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trying to prepare perfectly.
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We've got the oalas.
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We've got the standlies.
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There's that third one I don't even really know.
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But I want one where there's a straw.
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The straw size of the Stanley.
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But the internal nature of the straw of the oala.
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OK.
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I'm going to tell you something.
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You're not going to want to hear.
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You might have to go to Mexico.
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I did not want to hear.
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You need to be the best actually the worst thing I could have.
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I know.
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I'm sorry.
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Are you serious?
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I'm sorry.
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Yeah, I am because you're not the first person to come in here and ask me this.
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And I've done my research.
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OK.
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I followed the way.
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And I found one place.
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But it's in deep, deep, middle of the country, Mexico.
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OK.
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All right.
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Well, we're deep north Canada.
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So that's a big trip for me.
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No, I'm sorry.
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I'm in a wrap.
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I was looking for the left-handed tennis rackets.
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I could only find the right-handed ones.
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And I'm looking for a left-handed tennis racket that is tightly woven.
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I found a loosely woven one.
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So this is not my day.
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I'm sorry.
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No, no problem.
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No, I'm not.
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No, I've got a sense of tax.
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I've got to cancel some plans because I get a trip.
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I'm going to try to be honest with you.
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Brian, is it?
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Yeah.
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You have a Brian vibe.
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Oh, well, yeah.
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Also, my name tag.
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I work across the way over at Panda.
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So have you ever heard of a small patch of land in Iceland
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that you actually can't easily reach by train or plane?
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No.
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What about automobile?
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You could get there that way, but it's not as fun.
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Right.
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You're going to have to go there.
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I know.
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I'm sorry.
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Really?
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I know.
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I know.
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Hi.
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Sorry.
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Hi.
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Sorry.
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Are you not going to interrupt everyone here?
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I was just looking.
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I noticed you have spin drift, but I'm looking for more of a powder.
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So kind of like a liquid IV, but I want the pulp of a spin drift in a powder form.
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Do you have that here?
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OK.
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I'm going to have to ask you to go fuck yourself.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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I honestly, if I did that earlier, just go fuck yourself.
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OK.
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Get away.
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You did that earlier?
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Well, you don't tell me that.
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Well, you told me to do it.
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And it's like I already did a soon job.
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You did my job.
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Right.
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I did that earlier, too.
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I don't know if that's a, I don't know if you did that.
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Speaking of which, do you have, it's a lube, but it's a lube that would work for me on both sides
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of me?
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You know, because most lubes are made for your partner, but I need a lube that's both
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for me.
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When are they going to make a lube that's for you and not your partner?
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I know.
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I always say that.
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Yeah.
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Ripped for her pleasure.
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What about mine?
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Yeah.
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What about mine?
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They can't do lube that's allowed on both sides.
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Right.
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Yes.
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Exactly.
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Singular lube.
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Yes.
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Well, I'll throw another side into the mix.
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What about the third side?
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What sides were you talking, I suppose?
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Well, I think we were talking about front and back.
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Well, there's also inside and outside.
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Exactly.
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You know what I mean?
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And up, up and down.
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Down.
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I'm glad I can be so forward with you all.
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A lot of people won't talk about this type of nonsense with me.
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And you guys have been noticing, it's just been hard to get what you need lately.
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Like I feel like we live in this great economy, they say, but everything is so confusing.
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I gotta go to Timbuck II or wherever the fuck.
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Right.
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Not that.
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But yeah, that patch of lube.
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Yeah.
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I did notice you told them to go internationally and you told me to fuck myself.
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Yeah.
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So is it something about me and the energy I had?
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I didn't like what you were bringing to the table.
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And I respect that.
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Yeah.
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I'm also technically on my lunch break right now.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm getting right here in the middle of everything.
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Exactly.
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Yeah.
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That makes sense.
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Because you're like right here where the shift would be taking place.
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That's right.
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I'm so sorry.
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No problem.
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Speaking of food and your job.
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I'm looking for a healthy option.
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But I want orange chicken, but I want the broccoli from the beef and broccoli.
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Right.
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Is that makes sense to you?
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It does.
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It's unfortunately not available across the street.
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You're gonna have to go to the homeland.
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And the homeland of Pindexpress is where this Pasadena, right?
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Yeah, I think Pasadena were the first one.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Panda in.
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Yes, I know it very well.
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Very well.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Panda Express is a short form fast casual version of a real restaurant.
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If you want to get the restaurant's real, but it's being tested, but it could be in Panda
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Express in the future.
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You're gonna be in it.
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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Yeah.
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And that's just something that's not in that far.
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It's just Pasadena.
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So, I guess some things work out.
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And do you know they don't have Panda there?
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You, sir, I would like you to go for it.
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Yeah.
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You see what I mean now?
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Yeah.
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See.
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Oh my gosh, folks.
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Can you believe it?
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It's another episode of the Mandog Pond, the first one of October, 2020.
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I didn't know if this one was gonna happen, to be honest.
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This one might, yes.
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We've been doing it more than weekly for seven years, and I did not know that this one
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was gonna happen.
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This one we thought we would just stop forever.
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Yeah.
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But we decided since we have me, Dan Lippert, and my incredible co-host, Ryan Rosenberg
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here.
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I feel really good every time.
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Absolutely.
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Every time.
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Absolutely stud to my left.
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They rent this guy out for stud.
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That's right.
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I love it.
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You know that means that's your horse and gives you an even better baby horse.
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All right.
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Well, did I show Sam as we always do?
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Let's welcome our guest to the show.
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Tucker Reynolds, hi.
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Hi.
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How are you?
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I'm doing well.
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Did you think it wasn't gonna happen because you thought I would bail?
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No.
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Great.
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Yeah.
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No.
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No, sometimes just go like maybe we quit forever, you know.
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Oh, just because it's like one more, you know, to be.
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But then once you get here, it's so fun every time.
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Absolutely.
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Sit down, too, or high.
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Hi.
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How are you?
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I'm great.
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I was so pleased when you asked me to do this last night at 10 p.m. on Franklin Avenue
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by holding your hand out to me.
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It was a real nice meeting.
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It was a little bit romantic, honestly.
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Yeah.
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No, it was like you classified it as a mobster like.
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Because we were holding you.
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It was nice though.
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It was nice little moment.
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It was.
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Yeah, you were there and it was just, you know, the timing was right.
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Yeah, you said to yourself, it's now or never actually.
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That's absolutely right about that.
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I don't think I'd be doing this under normal circumstances.
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Is this your first time or have you been here before?
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I've never been here.
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Because we almost tried to make it happen and then it didn't happen.
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So I'm glad we made it happen.
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Well, good.
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I have a similar origin story to do you.
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It's almost as if the 10 p.m. part didn't work.
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Because I was also asked at that late.
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Sorry, I have to say, did you guys know there was a murder on Franklin Avenue?
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Wait, what?
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I did hear this.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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And in our little community recently, yeah, within the past month, I think.
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Okay.
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Because I did see there was a murder.
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I saw a week or so ago, last leaves was fully closed by cops due to a car case of some
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sort.
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Yeah.
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I didn't know if that was so there was a murder.
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It was on Franklin near like Western Grammar Sea in that sort of zone.
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Oh my gosh.
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Yeah.
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I don't know if it was grammar.
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So that's technically Hollywood.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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You don't need to keep doing this.
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Which would mean that we're not going to get into it because I get it.
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I bring up too much.
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If it was grammar, see it means Bosch could cover this case because it would be Hollywood
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on the side, which would be nice.
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Yeah, that could be nice.
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That could be nice.
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So you could get Bosch on the case.
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We don't know much about the murder otherwise, though.
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I mean, it's just not going to be fun probably.
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Oh, yeah.
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I think it's kind of a domestic violence situation.
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Yeah.
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I mean, there's never a good murder.
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You know, none of them are good.
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Yeah.
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That's extra bad, I think.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, we're all about that.
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I'm trying to think of a good murder.
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Yeah, I was trying to think if we could realistically classify them, you know.
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Right.
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There's probably a lot of those.
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I think we could.
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But right down the barrel here on the Mandog pod, we don't condone.
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Violence of any kind.
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Right.
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And that's what people want to know about from us and about us.
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Yeah.
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So you're welcome, everybody.
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Do you think they sense that you might be just on the edge, Livert?
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A violence?
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah.
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I think you can hear it in someone's voice.
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Yeah.
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I think if it came out about me that I was violent, there would be like, yeah, not surprised.
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Yeah.
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Like, you have the attitude, you just need a little more energy, maybe.
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Too tired.
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Yeah.
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He's definitely angry and mad at people, but it seems like he likes that chair too much.
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Yeah.
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This is nice.
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How could that, I mean, can you imagine how exhausted would be to cover up a murder?
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I have stress dreams about like me accidentally having killed someone or something and having
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to live with that for the rest of my life.
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And I just wake up and it cold sweat.
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Wow.
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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Yeah.
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I do have anxiety if that wasn't clear.
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That is stressful.
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So the stress is holding on to a secret.
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I think so.
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We're thinking that for the rest of my life, I'm going to have to be covering it.
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And also, it's always like, it wasn't really my fault.
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You have to turn me down.
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That's not you actually.
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I was going to say, I've been told I'm really loud.
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Oh, no.
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I was, I wasn't messing with your audio.
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Audio people.
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He said that's so hard.
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You're un-clutching about.
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The audio files are against you.
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Sad.
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That's one of my, like getting framed has always been one of my big fears.
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And it kind of feels akin to this where it's like, not so much that like someone
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would have it out for me and do it, but like that there would be a misunderstanding
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or something.
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Because I'm so committed to never breaking a rule or like breaking laws or whatever,
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that it's like the only way it could happen is if that or whatever.
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So there is this like out of my control fear that that, I don't know.
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I have cheating dreams.
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Do you know?
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Drain's where I cheat.
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An honest or?
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No, no, no.
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My dear husband.
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Hard to tell.
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Yeah.
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Who I'll say, I don't think about that in my normal life, honestly.
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Right.
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And then it's, but it's like the anxiety of like if that ever happened and how fucked
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up I would feel.
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Like, oh, I accidentally did that.
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Is that what the dream feels like?
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Yes.
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It's your body like setting up guardrails so that in real life you never do it.
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Maybe.
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You know what I mean?
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It's like teaching you the lesson before.
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Yeah.
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Do you tell him?
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No, you'll probably find out.
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Oh my gosh.
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Yeah.
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You know the person or is it kind of a blob?
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Blob.
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Okay.
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Sure.
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I'd say the same thing.
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Yeah.
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Talk to me.
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Yeah.
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Talk to me.
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Would you like to bother with me saying who you have a dream?
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I'm like goodness.
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It is.
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Oh, I guess this is a worn territory.
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So I don't really have much to say about it.
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That feeling of like a dream you've had about someone affecting the way you are with
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them in real life.
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Right.
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Yeah.
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I haven't had that happen recently but so it's not interesting and that's just going
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to happen sometimes and that's why we always talk about ending this show.
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Honey, thanks for sitting down with me.
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This is not a huge deal but I just wanted to have a talk before it like becomes a big
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deal.
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You know what I mean?
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Of course.
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Yes.
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And it's not even real so it's but I just have to get off my chest like I've been having
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some weird dreams lately and before it like comes into our real life I just wanted to
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pop the bubble.
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Great.
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So I had a dream the other night that I was out at a party.
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We were tailgating before the football game and we're all drinking.
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One thing led to another and I ended up kissing someone else at the tailgate.
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I think it was just buffalo bill stuff.
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We were excited.
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It was cold and it was a dream.
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So it wasn't real.
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It was just like I feel so bad about it.
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I just wanted to air that.
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Totally.
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Do you want to move all of your stuff out of our house or should I?
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What?
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No, no, no, no.
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I'm saying it didn't happen.
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I felt guilty even though I didn't do it.
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I still felt guilty so I wanted to share it.
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Totally.
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Yeah.
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Would you like to burn all of your shit in a pile in the backyard or do I get that going?
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No, no, no one has to get that going.
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It's going on.
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I'm sorry.
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Gary.
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I'm sorry.
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I just, I guess I was trying to say that like if we exercise these sort of demons now,
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they won't come in for real.
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This isn't the only dream I've had.
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Yeah.
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I'm just saying it feels like it feels like yeah, it didn't happen in this realm, right?
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Right.
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But it happened in that realm and you know how I feel about realm theory.
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I do.
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I know.
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I know I feel bad.
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Hey, bud.
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Hi.
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I just woke up from a scary dream.
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Oh, that's okay.
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Nightmare, I guess.
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Mom, I was just, I was at school and I was being picked up by my mom, but it wasn't you.
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It was someone else.
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Okay.
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I'll find her and I'll kill her immediately.
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It's going to be okay.
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No, no, sweet.
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Just scribe her.
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Babe, please.
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Let me finish.
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Describe her perfectly.
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It was, it was my kindergarten teacher.
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Okay.
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Easy.
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It was, yeah, you know her.
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I know her very well.
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Dreams are confusing.
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That's what's happening.
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He was already hanging out with his kindergarten teacher.
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It's, you're, you're making these way too real.
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They're dreams.
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When I talked to you about realm theory at our anniversary dinner, were you listening
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or am I just being kind of, I felt like I was listening for a long time.
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Yeah.
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I felt like I wanted to talk about our love and what we're building and everything.
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And it was just realm theory, realm theory.
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Have you seen the new marvel?
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Right.
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Well, all that shit was so cheesy.
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It really was.
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We see in the corner on the dog where the dogs do it and that thing where it's kind
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of blown, it's lit up and whining and kicking its leg.
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But it's the dog.
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Let the dog have it.
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Let the dog have it.
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Well, he's dreaming.
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Can't wait to find out what this is about.
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Mom, help him.
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He's, he's having a bad dream.
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Uh-huh.
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Did something like you said Mrs. Warbler.
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They were going to have to, that's not.
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Do you want to put the dog down or something?
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No, no, I don't.
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I mean, coincidentally, that is who I kissed at the Buffalo Bills tailgate again in a fake
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dream world.
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It's the dream.
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Can I say this?
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The dream realm isn't real.
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Okay.
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The dream realm is our subconscious, just making sense of what's in our brains.
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The dream realm theory.
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Wait, so when last night you told me I love you in my dream, that's not real.
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No, but I love you in real life, which is real.
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So your brain is probably recycling the truth to make sense of it and reinforce it.
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That's, that's real.
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Are you listening to your dad try to justify himself?
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Try to walk himself through his own philosophies?
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It's sad.
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I really.
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I feel like you guys are putting me in between your problems.
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All you talk about is realm theory and marvel.
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I don't want to complicate life for my family.
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It's horrible.
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And it's bullshit that you think it's bad just because you have this new idea for bad
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movies.
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Realm theory who wants to see nine movies about realm theory.
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Well, I mean, wake up, wake up, wake up.
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I'm sorry.
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I just had the craziest dream.
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You know, Gary, I dreamt that I was him and you were married to him.
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And he had a dream that he was cheating on you and it pissed you off.
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It's just really upsetting.
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It feels almost like a premonition.
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Is there anything going on with you and Gary?
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I'm sorry to make you face this right now.
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No problem.
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Everything's going on with me and Gary.
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What?
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Yeah, that's right.
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Yeah.
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Everything you can imagine is going on with me and Gary.
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Everything.
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Six.
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You start.
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Yeah.
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That happens.
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That's the worst one.
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I know.
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I know.
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I know.
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I know.
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I wasn't sure.
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I thought you were going to start small.
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It's me, Gary.
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Oh, God.
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Sorry.
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I'm between realms talking to you both.
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Hi, babe.
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This is how those stupid Marvel movies Gary love.
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Dan, Dan, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up.
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Oh, my God.
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I was dreaming that I was you in the body of your friend Gary.
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And we were married and Gary was talking from the realm world.
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Oh, God.
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I'm scared.
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It's OK.
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Hey, this is why after we have sex, we should sleep at different homes.
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One of us should leave.
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Full room.
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Well, we're not a couple.
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We're both having affairs.
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I know, but I love being your roommate.
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See.
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That one was like too clear and too easy.
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I was in a hurry.
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I woke up that when I was like, oh, boy.
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I was like, do I do a new one?
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We're fully in inception at this point.
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Do you guys have interesting dreams?
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I mean, we know Sydney is now, but do you dream?
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Do you have visual?
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Mine are boring is what I'm getting out of here.
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I feel like as a kid, I had extremely vivid dreams and also like ones that would
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recur, but not anymore.
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Now I feel like I don't recall my dreams as much.
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Same.
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I don't often either.
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It's kind of unfortunate.
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It's frightening nighttime things happen where it's not, I'm not dreaming because I'm like,
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but I'm not fully awake or asleep.
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So it's kind of like when people are like, oh, I get, what do you call that?
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Like paralysis?
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Sleep paralysis?
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I don't have that.
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I can move, but it's like I am seeing the pile of laundry and of not just, oh, I'm
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seeing a person like I see movement.
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Oh, that is right.
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Yeah, and I have to, it doesn't stop until I turn on the light.
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Oh, how often?
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Oh, I'm in a really good spot lately, but it was like kind of once a month.
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Yeah.
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Like pretty often.
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Yeah, I'll freak out a little bit about like a thing in the dark or whatever.
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And then like you do have to just like turn on the light to go like, okay, now I know
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what that is.
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Yeah.
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I've punched a screen window out of my window.
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Oh my god.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I think no, I like thought I had to like evacuate.
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Oh.
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I've also woken up like taking the covers off my bed, like run into the living room.
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Mm hmm.
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And I don't.
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Do you live alone?
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Yeah.
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Thank god.
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Well, also that would, I haven't lived alone in so long.
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I would have probably more moments of fright if I can.
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Yeah.
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When I was living with John and we had our lovely dog Stella when he would be out of town
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and I would be alone, I'd be like, well, she's here.
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And sometimes she would get scared and be like, well, fuck.
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Like now we're both scared of some little noise we heard.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I never felt safer.
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It's funny like living alone, you do have like the fears of the unknown that I guess are
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well just by like another person being there.
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But like what's my other week roommate going to do?
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Yeah.
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Like if someone comes who's determined to do whatever I'm afraid they're going to do,
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it's happening, you know.
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But also I've lived alone for like ever now and never once has anyone come to my door.
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Like in a threatening or whatever way.
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So I guess now I am like, oh, because I am like a little safer than I'm always scared of.
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You know what I mean?
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Like, I don't know.
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It is not to die with someone else though.
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It would be more ideal.
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It would be.
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It would be.
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I'm like trying to go down as well.
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Yeah.
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At least my roommate's getting killed too.
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Intend.
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Right.
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Do you guys have processes before you go to bed to like convince yourself that you're safe?
spk_0
No, what are what are yours?
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Okay.
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So I start brushing my teeth and then I start wandering around my apartment and I do things
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like I check.
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I check the lock on the door so many times.
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I insist on this one window being closed because I think a person could technically crawl
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through it if they really want to.
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You want to go CD not interrupt.
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I don't think so, but like maybe I want to get that checked out.
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Oh, you're getting a diagnosis on my mind.
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Oh my god.
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On my mind.
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No, but I do have a little stuff to do.
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No, but there are certain like checking.
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I know.
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Like those are common.
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Of course.
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Everyone thinks their ovens on.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I mean, it does feel a tad compulsive and it does have to happen every night.
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So maybe I should discuss that with all of that.
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Everybody has their little routines though.
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Like, you know, makes you feel like, okay, I did it.
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I finished my day or you know, whatever.
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A window, that's the main one.
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The main one is the lock.
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I like to make sure there's like, it's doubly.
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And then there's this window that someone could crawl through if they wanted to.
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Why would they do that?
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I don't know.
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Also, you know, I'm in a apartment complex.
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It's like, first of all, they'd have to get through the front.
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There's so many barriers, Andrew.
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Why would they want to rob a shitty looking apartment complex?
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Also, you know, I didn't mean to agree to that.
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Yeah.
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You don't really don't live in your cute little building.
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I don't want to have this fight again.
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It's a very scary apartment.
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There has been times where I would like wake up, walk into living room and be like the doors unlocked.
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It unlocked all night.
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Yeah.
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I was just luckily not killed all night.
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You know what I mean?
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Yeah, I'm trying to avoid that.
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I'll leave my car.
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And thankfully the car have now beeps if you leave it on.
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But I'm like, I'll come back to my car, post grocery store when I had my old car.
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And I'm like, well, guess this baby's still on.
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Oh, wow.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Wow.
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Now because you probably had one where you took the key, right?
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Yes.
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So this happens to be.
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Yeah.
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That's why stay with your old shitty cars.
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Yeah.
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The key you take them.
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That's it for you.
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Well, now that we're living together, I guess, there is a side of myself that I'm embarrassed
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to show you.
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No.
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But it's just that when I go to sleep, I have a bit of a routine just to make sure I'm safe.
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So it's going to be every night.
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You don't have to deal with it.
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It'll just happen around you.
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That's totally fine.
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And I know it's like, hey, we're just newly moving in together.
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And we all have our quirks, right?
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Sure.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Well, I don't want to start naming yours.
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Oh, are mine that noticeable?
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Oh, it's just the way that when we're around our friends, you always undermine whatever
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I say.
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Oh.
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But I know it's just like a little thing.
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It's funny.
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You think that?
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Well, no big deal.
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Again, it's just quirks.
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It's just a little quirks.
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Yeah, sorry.
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But I'm sure I won't even notice yours.
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Great.
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Don't mind me.
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I'm just going to brush my teeth and scroll through threads.
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Oh.
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All right.
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Threads?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, because I'm not on Twitter.
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I'm not on Twitter anymore.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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And I don't mind that you are.
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I just personally don't do that.
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Oh, yeah.
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Twitter's where it's at.
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That's where the condo's at.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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Cool.
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I'll just all be brushing also.
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Okay.
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Check the lock on the door.
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Hi, guys.
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Sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm so late.
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I know you guys.
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Thanks for letting me crush on the couch.
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Yeah, of course.
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Really?
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I appreciate it.
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Thank you.
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You got off work late.
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Yeah, no, I know.
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It's that guy Brad I've told you about.
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Really?
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Yep.
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And I have to make sure I keep it.
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I can still talk.
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Do you two want to explain the fucking bad vibe in here right now?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Do you want to take that one?
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I'm not seeing it.
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You're not getting that?
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No.
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You don't think you've created that or co-created that?
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No.
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I'm sorry.
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I know you read energies everywhere.
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But no, I think we just we just started moving together and we just kind of had a little moment.
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But what I'm fine with it.
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I wouldn't say it's reading energy necessarily.
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I would say it's more just really in tune with the social dynamics in a room.
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Thank you so much.
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But close.
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And I would say it's a little bit reading energy as well.
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I would say it's both of those things that I'm skilled at actually.
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Interesting.
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And what are you doing with your toothbrush?
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Sorry.
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I just have to make sure that the toothbrush is totally safe.
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So I do a blue light over it just to make sure that nobody's spit on it or fucked with it.
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So I'm going to put it in a little bit or clean something back.
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Is there with it?
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So that's all.
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Okay.
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Are you safe?
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Yeah, I feel pretty safe in the game.
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I did order just so everyone doesn't panic.
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I did order a little late night door dash.
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Fine.
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So that's going to be coming.
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So don't be scared.
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That's fine.
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I'm triple building the door.
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I've got my cattle prod right next to it.
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So just for safety.
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You're what?
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Sorry.
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I'm looking at it.
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It's a cattle prod.
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So this guy has 50 K watts going through it.
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So this will take down any steer and most large amount.
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So I don't think a steer is dropping the food off.
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Well, I know a steer is not dropping the food off.
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Treat it.
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Treat it.
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It's me, Brad.
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I'm outside.
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We're only halfway done with my reading.
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Sorry about this, you guys.
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You were halfway done telling me what my future is going to be.
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Brad.
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I thought Brad was a coworker.
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He's a guy you teach.
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I told you to.
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Yes, he's my coworker.
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And I'm also reading his energy for some side money.
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And I think he also wants to have sex with me.
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But for sure.
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Yeah.
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What's in our future together?
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I'm not sure yet, Brad, because I've had done that part of the reading.
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He has my taco bell.
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Okay.
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Brad.
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Hey, what's up?
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Order for Postmates.
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Well, I'm the Postmate.
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What for you?
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What?
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You do Postmates as well.
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What?
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I'm not sure.
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I'm learning more and more about Brad every day.
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Wait, you didn't see this coming?
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Why am I listening to you?
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My man.
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Oh my.
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She reads energies, not the future.
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Well, it's not necessarily energies.
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It's more of the social dynamics.
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I do both.
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Okay, I'm turning around.
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How am I feeling right now?
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Don't eat my chalupa.
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Good.
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Hey, you're pretty good.
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Oh my god.
spk_0
Please don't steal my clients.
spk_0
I'm sorry, but he has my food.
spk_0
Well, okay, let's get your food for you.
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Okay.
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No need to, like, you know, don't tell him anything about himself
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because that's on me.
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She's so loudly.
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No, I know it's the gates open.
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Can hear it from in here.
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It is.
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Jesus, you will turn out.
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Sorry about that, Brad.
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Oh, the chalupa is so warm now.
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See.
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That cooks the chalupa.
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Oh my god.
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Oh, someone just told me that Taco Bell falls under the five,
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like, Dirty is fast food restaurants in America.
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And I wanted to do the article.
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It was like, sure, they've had an equal library here.
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They've had this and I'm like, that's the make all of them dirty.
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Right.
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I don't think that makes any sense that this whole brand would be dirty.
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I know.
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Would they like put dirt in the packaging when before they sent it out?
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It's slander.
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It's absolutely, it's paid for by big McDonald's.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Now I know exactly what it feels like to be alt-right,
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where someone says something totally against what you want the truth to be.
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It's just like, man, no, they didn't talk wrong with that.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I mean, of course, I'm reading articles just wanting to, for fast food specifically,
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I'm like, just it's cognitive dissonance.
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I'm only looking out for what I see.
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What the, oh my god.
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Okay, stop reading, close it down.
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I don't know if it's from the cleanliness of the food,
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but also the last few times I went to Taco Bell,
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there was almost a disaster stomach-wise for me.
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Well, yeah.
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What are you ordering, Dan?
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I'm sorry, didn't that sound good?
spk_0
I'm sorry, no.
spk_0
No, you want to help it sound.
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I was doing their Mexican clam chowder.
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I was doing...
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I fucking knew that's what you were doing.
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New England, of course, I mean, I'm fine.
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You look like a...
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New England oysters?
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Yeah.
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Oh, and that canteen.
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Yeah.
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They're doing new things at the canteen.
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I do the canteen chicken taco.
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I do some sort of big crunchy like a chalupa or Doritos locos or a,
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I don't know if they still do the double decors, but if that's on the menu.
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And then I'll do a third special.
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So like a contrabs-prem, that's usually what it is.
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So kind of part for the course with the stomach issues problem.
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What's that?
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Yeah.
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That's to be expected.
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I can't say I have any follow-up questions.
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It makes a ton of sense to me that you're fucked afterwards.
spk_0
Okay, well, so you don't think it's because it's dirty.
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You think it's because I'm eating it.
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But here's my question.
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Could you get that same stuff at Not Taco Bell and it not make you feel better?
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Or is that just what that style of food makes you feel like?
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Obviously, it's not the lettuce tomato.
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Whatever it is.
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It could be actually.
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Maybe some roasted chicken, they have the new roasted chicken.
spk_0
Uh-huh.
spk_0
Like anything that's supposed to be, I think it's probably better than the rubber one.
spk_0
Yeah, yeah.
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I don't think chickens now at Taco Bell, I find that hard to believe.
spk_0
I don't think the roast is there.
spk_0
Yeah, I think they're probably getting a few things for you.
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Every talk about has six live chickens that they're working with every day.
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And then once they're out there out, it's very very.
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Great scarcity mentality is really smart.
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Pizza places.
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What's Rado Doe a close?
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Oh, yeah.
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We don't plan.
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Oh, well.
spk_0
Yeah, sometimes it's out so early.
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I'm like, we didn't think ahead.
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We didn't learn from yesterday being out by 2pm.
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Just have tomorrow's dough.
spk_0
We can work with them.
spk_0
Yeah, I have a pizza place like that that they drive me up a fucking wall.
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And I'm just, it's tragic for me because it's down by my parents house.
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I don't have access to it all the time.
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When I wanted, I wanted.
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I'm only there one night, you know what I'm saying?
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I order like 5.30pm and they're telling me that they're on hold for God knows how long.
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Crazy.
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It's crazy.
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Crazy.
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When were you open?
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When were you ready to make pizza?
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It's right.
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From four to four 40 or something?
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Yeah, right.
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It's pretty elite.
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I know, I know, I know.
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Better be good.
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It's really good.
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You got to name names?
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Yeah, folks.
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Folks, pizza and coastamans.
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Folks, pizza.
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It's a sourdough pie.
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Oh, yeah.
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That excites me.
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Yeah.
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What's interesting is you know how like everybody has kind of figured out how to make like that
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good pizza, you know that good pizza.
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Yeah.
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But like not sort of like chain shit pizza, but like pretty much anybody can make the like cool
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bubbled up looks like an Italian pizza, whatever.
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And some people are still making this pizza from the past.
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This fucking dry, starchy, big thing.
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I can't eat this stuff anymore.
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I don't eat enough pizza to know that like you're saying like Domino's is still making.
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It's kind of dominoes.
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Anything that's just like this just tastes like cardboard or whatever.
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And it's like how is like a mom and pop place making like the coolest Instagram pizza I've
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ever seen.
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And we.
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And I think it's a scalability and affordability for the boring answer because I got a pizza
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from a place nearby that I haven't eaten it for a while.
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And we got it.
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And a 14 inch pizza.
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How much do you think it costs?
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Oh, 40 bucks.
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40 minutes.
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Now would it?
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Okay.
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If I'm being so real, I want to say 35 nailed it.
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No way.
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35 dollars.
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Oh my gosh.
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14 inches.
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I mean, that'll feed two people for one night.
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But like, if I got 35 dollars of Domino's, that's two pizzas aside and a drink.
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So that I'm still like the Domino's.
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And I was growing up.
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You get pizza delivered for $10.
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It's right.
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And the delivery guy would shake your hand and kiss your wife.
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I didn't love the same thing.
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Are you bummed, I guessed on spot on.
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Do you wish I said a lower number?
spk_0
No, I'm glad you said the right number.
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Okay, good.
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Yeah.
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I have something to admit.
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I can't for the life of me picture a 14 inch pizza.
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I don't think I know what 14 inches looks like.
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I'm having a really hard time.
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Little bigger than one foot.
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And I think that's what diameter.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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And that's right.
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So it's 14.
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And that would be a large essentially a large pizza.
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What's the dominant medium?
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Because that I can solo fuck up.
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Probably an inch probably 10 to 12 inches.
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10 to little.
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No, it's got to be 12.
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Yeah.
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I mean, we're charging $35 for like, or whatever.
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Those personal ones.
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And I'm like, I'm not a toddler.
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I need more than this.
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Yes.
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I'm getting four slices out of this.
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Maybe it's gotten very sick because we're just paying everyone's rent now in LA.
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Like every landlord is just like, oh, rent is a million dollars.
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And so you get the same quality food or drink flation.
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Shum.
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Flation.
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And you're just keeping the business barely alive, I think.
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What about when you get inflation and shrink flation where the price goes up and the size
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goes down.
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I almost burned down the restaurant when I go there.
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When it's like, so wait, you raise the price and it's in like a smaller cup now.
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Like you'll get like a little 10 ounce soda or something like that.
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And it's like, I got to pay for a refill of this too.
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Yeah.
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Come on.
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You'll ask me for life.
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Thank you for calling Dominikos.
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Can I take your order?
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Yes.
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Hi.
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We're doing a little family party tonight.
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So we kind of got a big one.
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OK.
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A little rip.
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Yeah, I got my pencil out.
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So we want to do one large pepperoni.
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Got it.
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One large cheese.
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OK.
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One large veggie.
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Got it.
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And then on the sides, we want to do like two orders of the bread.
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What are the sides do you guys have?
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We've got garlic knots.
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We've got sides of bread like you were about to say.
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This is one of each of those.
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OK, garlic knots of bread.
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We've got meatballs.
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One of those.
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OK, and we've got buffalo daddy wings.
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OK, what's daddy?
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It just means no bone.
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OK, great.
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Let's do two of those.
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OK, barbecue or hot.
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One of each.
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All right.
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Great.
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So just so you know on the pizzas, we do have enough of them.
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But if we make you those three, none of our customers tonight
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will get a pizza.
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So are you OK with that?
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That's just all we have in stock.
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Just morally, if you do a little less pizza,
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that would be helpful for our future customers.
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Yeah, and I'm good with that.
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OK, that's fair.
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Clarissa, you're vegetarian, right?
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Yeah, yes.
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I kind of wish he asked us what we wanted.
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No, I know.
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I've been listening into this and thinking to myself,
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what the hell is going on here?
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Big daddy wings.
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And then he said, yeah, let's talk about that.
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He goes, what's daddy?
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What's daddy?
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And you guys want anything?
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Oh, that was for you.
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Yeah, I mean, maybe if they have those cinnamon sticks.
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Oh, OK.
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Yeah, OK.
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And yeah, I'd love, I'd love some sauce on the side.
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OK, just man.
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I think I just want to eat sauce.
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Is that Caesar would be great?
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Could be good.
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And no meat because Clarissa's vegetarian.
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Yeah, that would be nice.
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And if I could get like a side of chichito peppers or something.
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OK, if they have.
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Yeah, let me check.
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Thanks.
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We need a side of cine sticks.
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Do you have cine sticks?
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We do, yeah, we can do the cine sticks.
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Fantastic.
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One of those.
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OK.
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Side salad.
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No meat.
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For my friends.
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All right, the Caesar salad, our Caesar's,
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it does have anchovies and trout in the sauce.
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OK, can we get it no trout?
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The sauce is pre-rained.
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It's not in the anchovy.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Do you want to take that again?
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Well, there's trout and anchovy, but we assume anchovies.
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It's stuffed.
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It's like a corn dog but for fish.
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OK.
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Exactly.
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I need list to say I don't want that.
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Yeah.
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OK, so just anchovy, no trout.
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And also sorry, cine-min sticks.
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Yeah, you said cine-min sticks.
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Can we do the full-size cine-min sticks?
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So not the cine-minis?
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No, we want the cine-largies.
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OK, cine-largies.
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That's actually helpful for our future customers.
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Thank you.
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OK, great.
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We'll take one of those.
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And then, yeah, no trout, no salmon, just chovey.
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OK, so just so you're picturing it properly,
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it's a Caesar salad with the outer part of a corn dog,
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which is the anchovy.
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Nothing inside of it, which is what the trout would have been.
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Is it breaded or is it just anchovy
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that you're saying is shape?
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It's just anchovy.
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Sorry, that's a meat still, right?
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I know it's a tiny fish, but that counts as meat for you.
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Yeah, if you want to know the real answer, yes, it does.
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Do you guys have any salads?
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My friends who I adore, do you have any salads that
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have no meat, like just like one of those nasty salads
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in an Italian place, but no meat?
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Like, you know how it's bad lettuce?
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And there's nothing good in it.
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I know the salads, but I can choose.
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So you get one with Italian places in an Italian place,
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I think of an antipost.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It's very meaty.
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Yeah, let me get the antipostal salad,
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but with no turkey ham or American cheese.
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Okay, so you want pepper and chienes and old lettuce?
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Yes.
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And it's either a chino pepper.
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I don't know if it's going to come in time.
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I don't think it's been ordering for very long.
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Couldn't agree more.
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It's been like 20 minutes.
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But it's all starting to move.
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It's all starting to move.
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Can we finish up this order?
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Absolutely.
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I feel like most of the conversation has been on your end,
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but it's good.
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Let's finish it off.
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All right, great.
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So we have one large pepperoni, one large supreme,
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one large cheese.
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We have the big daddy wings with both types of sauces.
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We have the bread.
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We have the garlic knots.
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We have the large cinnamon sticks.
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All right.
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No, wait, wait.
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Okay.
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The large cinnamon sticks.
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I heard your friends say just a side of sauce,
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but you didn't order it.
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Do you want that?
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Oh, yes.
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Side of marinara.
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Great.
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Marinara soup.
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And then the antiposts hold the meat.
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Yeah, that's under the circumstances.
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It's fine.
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Okay, that's under the circumstances.
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That's fine.
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Okay, wonderful.
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And then we did you still want the Caesar hold the trout?
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It's the endurance?
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Yeah, I want both.
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Okay, great.
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And we had the large cinnamon sticks.
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I believe that's everything.
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I'm sorry.
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Did he cover the old lettuce mixed with the weird peppers?
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Oh, yeah.
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What about the weird salad with the old?
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I, yes, that was the antiposts with no meat.
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Okay.
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And do they have Mexican clam chowder?
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And do you guys have Mexican clam chowder, the red?
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You want an Ace of Endura style?
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Yeah, of course.
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Great.
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I guess they did.
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Yeah, thank you.
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Yeah, two of those.
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Okay, great.
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Wonderful.
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All Venmo, by the way.
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We're going to Venmo.
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I'm not Venmoing anyone.
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I'm going to Venmo you.
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Venmo me.
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Yeah.
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How am I paying?
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You tell me we accept cash, card or Venmo.
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Okay, Venmo it'll be wonderful.
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How do we give you cash over the phone?
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Well, you would give it to our delivery driver upon delivery.
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You're on speaker at this point.
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Sorry, I didn't say that.
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That's all right.
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It's all right.
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Normally, you would have to announce it, but we are in a single party state.
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We're in a red state.
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Yeah, we're in a red state.
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All right, great.
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So that it comes out to 6,400 to 2.2.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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Was that the daddy part?
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Wow.
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Yeah, what's the daddy?
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What comes with daddy?
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Is he's daddy dropping it off?
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Whoa.
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6,000.
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I thought we'd be looking at maybe 600 and I thought that would be unfair.
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Oh, yeah.
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Now, well, you were wrong.
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If there's anything you'd like to remove from the order, we're happy to.
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Can we get it all?
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What?
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Was it the Mexican clam chowder?
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How much is the Mexican clam chowder?
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5,200 $40.
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That makes a lot of sense.
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But I really want it.
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If you don't mind, I can tell.
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You want it order it all.
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Okay, we want it.
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We're going to split it even.
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We're splitting this three ways.
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Yeah, three ways.
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No, no.
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I'm doing it on the net, not taxantip.
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Yeah, we don't tip.
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Is that okay?
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No, it's not.
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Well, I'll just add tip to your order then, which we can do.
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No, there's only three of us.
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It's expensive, but we don't have the numbers.
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It's generally for parties of eight or more, but if you talk to me, it's not going to
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tip.
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I can easily add 18% to the order.
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I just want to make sure I have this straight.
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We're spending about $2,000 each on this meal.
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Yeah, and plus tip.
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We're going to tip.
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Plus tip.
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I thought that was a clue.
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We're going to tip, buddy.
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Okay, great.
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I'll remove that.
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Thank you.
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We love you.
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Love you too.
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May I ask what the event is that you're all doing here?
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We're having a big friend birthday.
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He almost said freaking.
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He meant it.
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A freaky friend birthday.
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Yeah, I'm hoping.
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I didn't tell anybody that's been I'm hoping tonight.
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We freaky Friday.
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I'm hoping lightning strikes and I'm hoping we freaky Friday.
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You know, okay, I'm sorry to hear that.
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It sounds awesome to me.
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Do you guys think Jared's coming?
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No, I don't.
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For his birthday.
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I don't know.
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I think you still do that stuff.
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Yeah, I know what you mean.
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You know what I mean?
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah.
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Can I ask you is it Jared's Fogel?
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Is it Subway?
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Uh, what I'm saying is last name.
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But yeah, it's right.
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You're a friend Jared Fogel and birthday party years after.
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Everybody's switched bodies with him.
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No, I don't.
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I know.
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I know.
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He was kind of sad.
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I know.
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I don't.
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I hope that we do.
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And I hope one of you guys is stuck in it.
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We do.
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That's what I'm saying.
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He's clearing it up.
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You want the three of us to switch bodies with you're not.
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You're in on the vet.
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What do you want to do in his body?
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You know, I think I'm.
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You can take out my Mexican clam chowder.
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I don't think I want that.
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I think that's very mature of you.
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I think I'm.
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I think I'll just go eat at home.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Is it too late to cancel the clam?
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Geez.
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Yeah, we can cancel it.
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Yeah, that's fine.
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We all had dollar signs in our eyes when you ordered it.
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No one ever gets it.
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But that's fine.
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Yeah, well, we're not paying your rent.
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That's fine.
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Yeah, that's fine.
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Do you guys know what I meant by that?
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Sorry.
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I've been so hostile with you.
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It's just, you know, these have become really tough.
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It happens all the time.
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I feel like what we're doing on our end is also unreasonable,
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but it's my job.
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So I got to do it.
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I mean, I.
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I'll speak for all of us.
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We can't afford this, but we have to do it.
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Yeah.
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We have to eat out constantly.
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We have to eat out.
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We can't afford it.
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So this is like a moral issue.
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I know.
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Well, hey, we'll have that order coming up.
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Well, cancel the next thing clam chatter sorry your one friend is leaving
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I hope you still want a body swap with the other one and that she gets Jared because she's been rooted to me broadly on the phone
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Oh my god
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And get a good day to you all been ring
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Yes, the Dominicanos hi, I'd like to place my own order, please
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Okay, great. Yeah, everybody call on you here. Wow. He's right here. Oh, oh, I know who this is
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What do I want
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He's got no clue
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Okay, hey, it's me one last time thanks for watching this episode of the Mandog pod if you'd like to watch or listen to the rest of the episode in our entire
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Backlog a podcast go to patreon.com slash mandog and you can support us there. Thanks. Bye