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Introducing: Women Talkin’ ‘Bout Murder

Introducing 'Women Talkin’ ‘Bout Murder,' a new improvised true crime parody podcast from PaperKite Podcasts. Join hosts Joe and Donna as they explore the absurdities of crime while offe...

Introducing: Women Talkin’ ‘Bout Murder
Introducing: Women Talkin’ ‘Bout Murder
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spk_0 Hi, this is Amy Poler here to tell you about a new improvised show from PaperKite Podcasts.
spk_0 The team that brought you Seymour with Dr. Sheila and the Chris Chapman Doover.
spk_0 We are getting into true crime.
spk_0 Check out our new parody podcast, Women Talking About Murder.
spk_0 It's a show about women talking about murder.
spk_0 Every episode features special guests, twists, turns, and the mystery of a missing co-host.
spk_0 Take a listen.
spk_0 Women talking about murder is about two women helping women not to get murdered.
spk_0 This is Joe Bass.
spk_0 I like to stay close to home due to the fact, you know, I've been stalked.
spk_0 I've almost been murdered many, many times.
spk_0 This is Donna.
spk_0 I love it all.
spk_0 I'm a yes person.
spk_0 I love a road trip and I love a city at night.
spk_0 So I just walk around and you know, say hi to whoever I pass.
spk_0 I'll go to a temple.
spk_0 I'll go to a church.
spk_0 I'll go to a seance.
spk_0 I'll go to someone's basement when he says, come on over.
spk_0 I'm worried sick about Donna, but you know, that's what makes it work between us.
spk_0 I am sort of her protector.
spk_0 I like to feel that I am a mom of air to all women who are about to be murdered.
spk_0 Her body was found at the bottom of the red rocks on day three of a women's yoga retreat.
spk_0 If I could have only one bumper sticker, that bumper sticker would say it's always the
spk_0 husband.
spk_0 So Joe bathed today's murder happened on a cruise ship?
spk_0 Of course it did.
spk_0 I love cruises.
spk_0 Of course you do.
spk_0 His body was found in Doug's basement, bludgeoned to death by a pet rock.
spk_0 Oh, do we know the pet rock's name?
spk_0 Because that might be a clue.
spk_0 Should we do my wrap up?
spk_0 Yes.
spk_0 This has been Joe bath and Donna.
spk_0 And as always, don't go in basements.
spk_0 Don't cross state lines alone.
spk_0 Don't ever load something into the back seat of your car unless you're facing outward.
spk_0 Don't let the gas guy in your house ever.
spk_0 Don't go jogging.
spk_0 Don't go walking.
spk_0 Don't have affairs.
spk_0 Don't go on a cruise.
spk_0 Don't do sports.
spk_0 And finally do not have fun.
spk_0 Love you all.
spk_0 Stay indoors, my babies.
spk_0 Available on the Odyssey app or wherever you get your podcasts.