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Hot and heavy: Adult version of Snow white and the seven Dwarfs
In this adult twist on the classic tale, Snow White becomes Bunny Love, a confident woman seeking romance through a unique speed-dating adventure with seven eligible bachelors. As Bunny navigates her ...
Hot and heavy: Adult version of Snow white and the seven Dwarfs
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Foreign. Welcome back to Bedtime Stories for Dots. So welcome back, everybody. And oh, my gosh. Yeah, I know, I know, I know. I seen that. It's been almost a month before, you know, since I put up a new episode, and I am very sorry. I feel like I keep coming on here apologizing to y' all about how long it takes me to put up a new episode, but your girl has a career, and the career that I am in takes up a lot of my time. So instead of me stressing out about this, I told myself, I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna make a big stress about these episodes because this is something that I do choose to do for fun and choose to do when I can get the time, and it's fun for me. So with that being said, yeah, here's a new episode today. But before we get into this new episode, I want to again, like always, thank each and every last one of you. All of you out there, whoever you are. I want to say thank you because the numbers is going crazy. The. The plays is going crazy with my last few episodes, and that warms my heart so much. It makes me, like, really excited. When I do get to come on here and check to see how many plays I got, it just blows my mind with how, for me, like I always tell y', all, you know, like, I always say, the numbers that I'm seeing may not be that big to someone who, I don't know, podcast is maybe bigger than mine. They've been doing this longer. So the numbers that I see may not be big to them. But like I always tell y', all, because this is my first time doing this. And, yeah, I'm just excited. So I thank everybody so much for always tuning in to bedtime stories for adults, even though, you know, my ass cannot keep up with a schedule that I myself have set. But, hey, like I said, your girl has a very busy career. And, yeah, I'm gonna keep talking. I'm gonna stop talking y' all head off about my excuses. These are legit, legitimate excuses, though. Seriously, My job keeps me. But anyways, let's get into this story. So today's episode is gonna be about Snow White and the seven Dwarfs. Of course. Of course. As you all know, this is the adult version of that. All right, let's get into this. Okay, so y' all know how I like to start this off? You know, I like to start us off by saying we all know what that story is about. The child's fairy tale. We all Know that the story is about how, you know, jealous of the queen, how jealous she is of Snow White. So she tried to off the girl and Snow White decided to do her duck dizzle and go into hiding. And we all know how the queen came and the wicked queen came and gave Snow White, you know, this apple to eat or whatever. And it only could be fixed by like, like being kissed by the prince and all of this stuff. So that's that version that is, you know, the kids version that we all grew up to know and some of us love whatever. So that's that. But now we about to get into the adult version of this. So instead of calling her Snow White for the adult version, her name is about to be Bunny Love. And Bunny Love's story is not like snow Whites in a sense. She didn't eat no apple and she didn't live with no seven dwarfs and all of that stuff. Bunny Love is a little pimpy pimp, sort of. Kinda. Sorta. Kinda. So Bunny Love is a girl who is looking for somebody. So she is looking for, you know, a booth thing. She's looking for a boyfriend. She's looking for someone. So Bunny Love decided to do like a game host type, real show type, one of those things where, you know, she went and so she went and she made this dating profile. She made a dating profile on one of these dating sites. And she wanted to choose, you know, who would be the best fit for her. So she makes this profile and of course her, she puts her name in it, Bunny Love. She lists all her interests and the things that she like. Now Bunny Love is a little freak free freak. She's a freak. But Bunny Love is not gonna show that right away. You gotta work in order to bring that side out of her. She's not, you know, one of these girls that just go busting it wide open for just anybody or just because you look good or because you got money. No, no, no, no, no. You want some of this loving? You will have to work for it though. You got to work for it. You just have to. So Bunny Love makes this profile, like I said, she names her interest, she names her dislikes, her likes, what she's looking for, you know what she likes to do, all of that good stuff. So now Bunny Love gets instant hit on her page and she has immediately like 50 inbox messages. Bunny Love wanted to, in her own way, play a game with these men. So she played Russian roulette with them in a sense. She picked out the first 15 that caught her attention you know, they either said some nice things to her, some sweet things to her, they said some stuff for them, her to be able to reach back out to them, to start communicating with them. So Bunny Love picks the first 15. Now throughout these weeks, she's talking to everyone, just being very neutral and, you know, telling them, you know, here and there, depending on what questions that they're asking or how the conversation is going. And that's how Bunny Love narrowed down the seven men that she wanted, by going based off of what kind of conversation can they hold? Can they keep me interested? Can they make me laugh? Even if it's just through text or even if it's just through these messages? What exactly can you do to keep my interests? Because I get bored quick. Bunny Love gets very bored quick. So she wants to remain entertain. You have to keep her interest. You got to keep working hard to keep her interest. So she was able to narrow it down to the seven men that she wanted. She picked Tyrone, she picked Bobby, she picked James, she picked DeJean, she picked Edward, she picked Michael, and she picked Tommy. All these seven men had something that peaked her interest. Out of all of them, they had something. Tyrone was the hot one. Tyrone looked pretty good, you know, Tyrone was tall. He had a low, you know, fade going on. He had the earring in it, left ear. He had the nice juicy lips. He had some beautiful eyes. Tyrone was getting it, you know, he. He was. He was. So she was a little bit more interested in Tyrone. Now, Bobby, she liked Bobby because Bobby could hold a really good intellectual conversation. So Bobby really piqued her interest. So she liked Bobby Dajon. She liked him, but she didn't like him enough to really wanna, you know, a hundred percent pursue him. Because dejon came off as, like, a little childish. And that's not really Bunny Love's thing. She doesn't want someone that's childish. She doesn't want someone that's, you know, you know, disrespectful. She didn't want that. And not saying that De John was disrespectful, but he just came off as a little too immature for her. So she narrowed these men down, and each of them again, you know, she found something that she liked about them. So now what Bunny Love decided to do was Bunny Love this was decided to set up her own speed dating with all seven of these men. She inboxed them all separately, of course, and gave them all the same location on where to meet her up at. They were, of course, gonna meet her in her at her spot. Now, Bunny Love got money, all right? Bunny Love got three houses. One of her houses is like her main house. Of course, they did not come there. They came to her playhouse. Yes, Bunny Love has a playhouse. And I bet a lot of y' all minds is wondering what happens in this playhouse. Must be nice to, you know, be with Bunny Love, huh? Get to experience that playhouse. So she had them all meet her up at her play playhouse. And of course, everyone was confused as to what was going on here. But see, Bunny Love was a little batty. Bunny Love had the braid. She had the cute cornrows going down. They were very long. Bunny Love was the beautiful chocolate skin just glistening and glowing. Bunny Love just looked good. All right. Bunny Love just looked good. The fact that I mentioned her chocolate skin should tell you enough, right there. Bunny Love had it going on. Yes. Bunny Love. Yes, Boo, Yes. So, of course, seeing how Bunny Love looks and her vibe is mad dope. She has personality. Of course, y' all know Mrs. Bunny Love does SM smoked at 420 and she. She drink a little bit every now and then. She do a little drink, drink. Sometimes she do both. Now she do both and she take you to that playhouse. Oh, boy, oh boy. I'm sorry. So they were all very much so interested in Ms. Bunny Love here. She explained to them. So she explained to them the rules of the game. The rules of the game were just that simple. Keep my interest. And if you can keep my interest for the full seven days that you are here, then you might. You never know, Bunny Love might just take it up a notch and have fun with all seven men. Don't judge. Don't judge. I. I see you right now. I hear you. What seven men? Don't judge because we all know half of y' all do watch pornhub. And I'm pretty sure most of y' all probably watch like the gang bangs. So let's not judge Bunny, okay? Don't judge Bunny. Don't do that. Don't judge Bunny Love. Because if you had it your way, you would have wanted to be one of those seven men with Mrs. Bunny Love. Anyways, she explained to them what was going to be happening these next seven days. All men were very excited about this. This was supposed to be a speed dating, but this was a speed dating that was going to last for six, seven days. And because Bunny Love is looking for love, and because of how Bunny Love looks and her dope ass personality and her dope ass vibe, they were willing to do it. They was like all right, you know, we ain't got nothing else to lose. Let's do this. So over the course of these seven days, they, these seven men, they all tried their hardest to get at Ms. Bunny Love. Some of them, you know, she was feeling. She was feeling Tyrone, of course she was. Bobby was starting to warm up to her. You know, Edward was a little shy, but he had to, you know, a lot of them had to warm up to her because they wasn't quite used to. To a girl like Mrs. Bunny Love. So they had to warm up to her. So now one guy that really, really, really caught the eye of Mrs. Bunny Love was none other Dejon. Even though he was considered to be the immature one. Dejon is really good at giving head. He. Yeah, he, he. He did his thing with that tongue with Mrs. Bunny Love. And see, Mrs. Bunny Love is not shy of anything. She's a grown woman, a grown ass woman at that. That. She's not shy of anything. We're all grown here, right? So it was a nice, you know, Thursday night, Thirsty Thursday. And Bunny Love was invited into the Jacuzzi by Mr. Dejon. And, you know, he kicked it off right with, you know, gave her her favorite wine to drink in the glass. He had him blunt lit for her, and that was. She was just like, okay, okay, my two favorite things. Let's do this. So they were vibing in the hot tub. They were talking, getting to know each other. They asking each other questions. But then it started to get a little steamy. It started to get a little steamy up in this hot tub because, you see, Mr. De John wanted to turn things up. Oh, he turned it up. He turned it real, baby. He turned that all the way up. He decided to go down into the water. He went down and he scooped up with Bunny Love's legs up in that air. He pulled them swim underwear to the side. And Mr. De John got to work underneath that water, baby. And Bunny Love was just like, okay, this is what we doing now. He had Bunny Love speak in two different languages. She wasn't even sure what languages she was speaking, but she was speaking because Mr. Dejan gave head like it was no tomorrow. He was good at what he was doing. So of course that made the other men want to see, you know, turn it up a notch. Oh, this is what you doing? Oh, okay. You have some of the other guys doing stuff like buying her roses and candy, making her breakfast in bed. They. They were trying to do their thing, see. Now, but Bunny Love, she. After being with these men for seven days. And only one person scorn that score. And, you know, tasting Mrs. Bunny Love. Tasting Mrs. Bunny Love. Only one person got to score that basket. But she was having a lot of fun with this. You see, she decided at the seventh day that she didn't want to look for anyone. She didn't want just someone solo. Bunny Love wanted to get the treatment that she was getting from all seven of these men. She wanted that shit every day. Every day. So Bunny Love decided to. If I came up with a plan, would y' all automatically agree with it with me? Would y' all automatically ride with me on this plan? Hell, yeah, we would. The fuck you mean? Let's do it. All right, so now I want to be treated like a queen. For the rest of the time that you men are here, Either y' all can choose to stay in this house, and I'll come visit y' all here and there. But don't expect Buddy Love to stay with you. And whenever I decide to come over, I better get treated with nothing but the utmost royalty respect that I deserve. See, Bunny Love had this swag. She had this confidence, she had this oof about her. That no matter what she said, of course not being disrespectful, no matter what Bunny Love said, men fell to their feet for her. Not literally fell to their feet, but they were drawn into her every word. They were drawn in. Every smile, they were drawn in. Every giggle, they were drawn in. Every look, they were drawn in. Every flirtatious movement, they were drawn in. That's just how good Bunny Love was. So the men decided that. Hey, again, let's do it. As long as we don't feel like we're confined in this house and we cannot leave, let's do it. Let's have some fun. So what did Bunny Love do? Of course, Friday night came, and Bunny Love let all seven of them hit it. They hit it one time, they hit it two times, they hit it three times, they hit it four times, they hit it five times, they hit it six times, and damn it, they hit it seven times. And this just kept happening and kept happening whenever Bunny Love came over to visit them. Whoever wanted Bunny Love, they gotta see now. But Bunny Love is not stupid. Because what she did do was make each and every last one of those men get tested. Of course, Bunny Love is not dumb. What you think this is? You thought I was about to be making a story about a chick letting seven dudes hit it and not making them get tested? You must not know me like that. So yes, of course she did all the adulting and all of that good stuff before the fun and games got started. And that, my friends, was the story of Bunny Love and the Seven Lorettes, the seven Bachelorettes. Bachelors. The seven Bachelors, Stell, Bunny and the seven Bachelors. That was the story of that. And I want to thank you again for always, always, always tuning into bedtime stories for adults. I hope I was able to make you laugh. I hope I was able to make you smile. I hope I was able to make you know, I don't know you do what it do. I hope my voice was soothing. I hope my voice helped you get through a laugh. I hope my voice helped you get through whatever else you needed it to help you get through. And again, I just want to say thank everybody so very much for always tuning in to my podcast. This has been exciting. And, yeah, I hope y' all enjoyed this one. And I promise July is almost up, but of course I'll be back. If I'm not able to come back, like, towards the end, end of this month, of course I'll be back in August, of course. But I really do want to thank everybody for tuning in and always supporting and listening, whether you're new, whether you're the same, same audiences that keep coming back. I appreciate it. I appreciate all of the love and all of the support, and I hope you all enjoyed this one. Bye.