Ep 579 - Crumb & The Hutt (feat. Joe Derosa & Lemaire Lee)

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spk_0 Wow, wow, Wes. I get so swapping out if that yeah, it's right

spk_0 Yeah, it's not

spk_0 You get a decent 85 refer like 7800 bucks. Yeah, I mean, I mean you can go all the way up to three grand or whatever

spk_0 But yeah, you're talking extra on top of those 70s. No, no, no

spk_0 The 75 was only six

spk_0 You get before you guys are on a star podcast. I'm ready. Oh, you were doing it. That was what you want to do

spk_0 I'm just sitting waiting for you to talk prices. Yeah, stuck TV prices. Yeah, dude. Yeah, you gotta be a lot on that

spk_0 Matt's gone so I just really scraping the fucking

spk_0 Happy daddy look man, you're excited. I know where you're at

spk_0 What's that once you get Cleans over like me

spk_0 You're a fucking animal, dude. I'm sorry. You don't drink for two days. You think you're fucking live and right

spk_0 Who doesn't

spk_0 Three days ago. I'm fucking fine. Yeah, I go for one day. I have one healthy shit like oh

spk_0 I'm fine. Yeah, what the fuck?

spk_0 Fuck was I worried about the last 30 years?

spk_0 We're doing this stuff called dose. Yeah, you know, I'm talking about supposed to help

spk_0 We'll see dude. It does your energy at like jacks your energy. What does it do? I don't know. I have it. I have it

spk_0 Whatever you got to do it every day. It's a liver cleanse and

spk_0 It's for guys who don't really want to stop drinking

spk_0 Supplement on Instagram way ago you've talked about being a booze bag a lot. We've picked that up

spk_0 Yeah, here's your liver liver health in your algorithm. Yeah

spk_0 I don't want to stop drinking. It's too fun. Yeah, I'll tell you what I've I got my hands on a little

spk_0 Revolutionary Ward doc. Yeah, you want to know how do you think we came up with the name United States of America?

spk_0 No one even thinks about do that. Well, I just assumed it was a bunch of states that would be united

spk_0 Yeah, he's still got to come up with a name when you go we're declaring independence what the fuck that we call ourselves

spk_0 I feel like it was early on and you you called things what they were back then you weren't you weren't gonna come up with a fancy name

spk_0 You're gonna just say this is what it is where it's a fuck you to the king the United States of America

spk_0 I like that you're trying to sell that you're wrong, but I like it. I mean, I have no idea because I don't nerd out

spk_0 But no, I never even took the time to think about it, but it's not that simple. It's not just like this

spk_0 You can't just be like we all agree. This is what we're calling it because everybody has to come together and be like what do we what is an America anyway?

spk_0 You know, that's a good point. What's a Europe?

spk_0 Shit, dude. What's an African?

spk_0 I always thought it was named after a Marigo Vispucci

spk_0 That's what they that but I think that's been the bunk proven false

spk_0 Yeah, the Columbus Indians thing is probably false too

spk_0 Probably that he called them Indians because he thought it was in India

spk_0 Yeah, I think he knew it was actually where he was. It was like a term they were called that said people of God and it was like in

spk_0 I forget I forget what it is. I thought I got him Spanish for you. Well anyway, anyway, turns out yeah, just some fucking guy

spk_0 Road into a local paper the Pennsylvania Post and said we should be the United States of America

spk_0 It's like an editorial

spk_0 And he's he didn't write his real name his his pseudonym was

spk_0 Republicus

spk_0 Fucking badass

spk_0 Republican

spk_0 Five me up last night also is there a

spk_0 Bigger juice on the planet that's the juice

spk_0 Writing into the paper and going we should call this country United States of America also my name's

spk_0 Republican and the whole country was like yeah, United States of America is sick. I better USA chance started

spk_0 Like the first guy was like you

spk_0 You know in the music docks day like they're like

spk_0 Fucking war pigs

spk_0 Why but I agree with Lamar

spk_0 What does America come from if it's not the America this beauty guy? I'm not sure yeah

spk_0 I think it might be America

spk_0 Republicans was a spoushies Voltaire what does that mean Voltaire is like a I know who Voltaire is he was not

spk_0 Yeah, he had a fake name and then you know, he got in trouble and

spk_0 People say if you have fake name you have a Voltaire

spk_0 Oh, okay. Yeah, I didn't know that. Sorry. That's all right

spk_0 I didn't mean what you mean by what you said like would have Republicans is Vespucci

spk_0 No, it was oh

spk_0 It was like 300 years later. Okay, so okay, all right

spk_0 All right, yeah, well shit man

spk_0 You live in your now. I think they said it was a Thomas Painter

spk_0 I

spk_0 Think they said that might have been Republicans. They don't know who Republicans was

spk_0 Can cheapy-pie still says it's from America Vespucci. Yeah, all right, but it's the feminine Latin form of America's

spk_0 Which I kind of like America's more yeah, I like America's America's just because yeah

spk_0 US on the end of a word or a name or oh are yeah, you like some Latin yeah us

spk_0 Republic us Republic or like they sound like transformer. Yeah, or he man names

spk_0 Yeah, so this little fucking shadow pig

spk_0 Red pig yeah, shadow pig

spk_0 He can't tell he's a pig because he's always like oh, yeah, yeah

spk_0 Sit in the corner. Oh shit. He's blacked out. Yeah, I

spk_0 There's no there's not like a real it's like when a British person's retarded

spk_0 Yeah, this guy's smart

spk_0 Like with guard. Oh, he's always sounds like he's blacked out

spk_0 Yeah, just smoke or there's a quarter back to back. No back. It's weird yellow. It's what he'd be doing

spk_0 So yeah, you can't help

spk_0 I was sober as a bird last night. Yeah, see that you go dini. That was a sober man. Yeah, I could see how late were you out?

spk_0 I saw you like 30 I was just getting to the kill Tony after hang

spk_0 Was like 1015 1030 and he was walking out with his girl

spk_0 It's like where are you guys going and his girl went. We're gonna go home

spk_0 I could see the shadow pig's eyes like what if he wanted to stay

spk_0 Yeah, you hit him with one of these like no, that's not true. I want to go home. He's like yeah, I'm happy to be going home

spk_0 It's good

spk_0 Take a break

spk_0 We got

spk_0 I had a good time. I was watching an American revolutionary ward dog. Yeah, shit was tight

spk_0 Don't think you understand

spk_0 Well, tell me about it man. I love this is one of my favorite things about you and I truly do mean it

spk_0 I am enamored by the fact that you truly love history and

spk_0 You like I wish I was something that was of use like that. I only love nerdy

spk_0 Really of use for me to be like

spk_0 Republicus

spk_0 Like like I only get it like I swear to god, dude. I'm not kidding. I'll get into like the he-man mythology the way you'll get into civil war

spk_0 I it's like it's it's the kind of shit that some deep myth those brother

spk_0 Yeah, he man's dope. It's history is

spk_0 Yeah, we're like history I know which and it tells you why we're where we're at

spk_0 But uh you know what I was thinking about you know how they think like tar and feathering is kind of funny

spk_0 Wait like it's like a silly thing. No, no, we tarred and feathered him. Huh. Yeah, that was like a brutal. No, it's hard horrific

spk_0 Scolting hot tar

spk_0 Like killed people. Yeah, it's like one of the worst deaths. Yeah burned your skin off in the

spk_0 Brothers were fusion your skin became a chicken. There's a

spk_0 There's a thank you the man. There's a uh maybe

spk_0 So racist

spk_0 But no, you know you'll see John Adams

spk_0 Yeah, yeah great great mini series, but they tarmed feather a guy and that they'd always stuck with me

spk_0 Oh, I watched I watched the first two episodes last night and they're two hours

spk_0 I don't know if I'm allowed to say it, but I got my hands on the Ken Burns Revolutionary War. It's not out yet

spk_0 Oh nice and my manager sent it to me at like 10

spk_0 I was like I'm watching this right now nice. I always watch it for four hours. It's fucking great

spk_0 Uh, so that's the document watching yeah, you feel like I'm not allowed to say it

spk_0 You're not even you're not allowed to see you've been watching it. You're spilling the beans of stuff that's in it dude

spk_0 Well, it's his story. Oh fat. Nobody knew about republicans. I know republicans. No

spk_0 There's a lot of people that watch this that don't get down with Ken Burns. They should

spk_0 Yeah, Ken Burns is a Ken Burns Vietnam was fucking nice

spk_0 Well, we were talking about this. I don't remember it was you a mere not, but what was the doc

spk_0 Was like Ken Burns's sergeant peppers like what's the doc that broke him?

spk_0 I think it's the jazz one because I remember my friend Scott had the box set that the the sound track of that

spk_0 And I just remember that Ken Burns jazz documentary was like everywhere and I was like that's the one I feel like made him

spk_0 I think

spk_0 I mean for me it was the Civil War one

spk_0 Right Ken Burns Civil War Ken Burns baseball is fucking nice. Yeah, I heard baseball is a big one

spk_0 And then his brother puts out backs to like one of them did Brooklyn bridge

spk_0 Which is nice

spk_0 Brothers

spk_0 Make probably

spk_0 He's both of them sitting there and sweaters

spk_0 Just look at the books looking at fucking books. Here's come on man pick up some video games

spk_0 Play the Vigils in jack. Oh, yeah, dude

spk_0 He got to make Ken Burns the Revolutionary Award the video game. I'd be all in on that. That would be nice

spk_0 What is the what's his brother's name? I forgot

spk_0 The uh and you also love Louis the Thoreau. Louis Thoreau is a great. Yeah. Yeah, I like him. He's a little more of a

spk_0 provocative documentary. Yeah, yeah, yeah

spk_0 But my favorite one he did was the was the Courtney love one

spk_0 Did you ever see his Miami when he goes into super prisons? No, it's funny as it gets

spk_0 Just in there with black dudes. We fucking we have to beat your ass and he's like no why

spk_0 What if I don't want to fight? Oh, you don't have to fight we go fuck you up. He's like, but you don't have to do that

spk_0 So you went another one. Yeah

spk_0 Was that stock Center Shane is this new one about the right wing?

spk_0 No, it's new ones about uh, Israel, Palestine. Yeah, yeah, I haven't I haven't watched that. I heard it was pretty fucking deep man

spk_0 The first Scientology whatever song the guys like threatening him and shit. It was crazy

spk_0 Is does he interview a settler in that? Yeah, she's just like fully like oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah

spk_0 Not great. They were saying the whole time they're like they can leave or

spk_0 That's what the settlers are saying

spk_0 You see that in y'all who were compares himself to Hitler

spk_0 He came up something he's dude. I've swear I watched the three times. I was like he can't be saying that

spk_0 But he's like he's like they say uh, you know

spk_0 Step back step down. He's like you don't just stand to side and say here you go you have the land

spk_0 Ain't off Hitler didn't do that

spk_0 No, no, no, no

spk_0 Look at the caption it was like that the other who compares himself to it all

spk_0 Holy shit, I did that. Are you sure it was not AI

spk_0 Because I've been tricked they're getting real good at just maybe it was a showing a speech and maybe

spk_0 Two words

spk_0 Can you uh gardenic? Maybe he said maybe he meant uh

spk_0 When he was trying to say was the opposite people didn't play Kate

spk_0 Hitler

spk_0 Like when he was taking all the land doesn't sound like you show that because they're it's like he is doing a lot of the ground straight

spk_0 He's doing a lot of stuff there

spk_0 He's doing a lot of stuff. He's doing a lot of stuff

spk_0 This is another Kanye was right moment

spk_0 Yeah

spk_0 Yeah, just he the gandmy get it interview with Kanye no where he goes

spk_0 He goes and Connie's in the full black like ski mask could think oh he can't see his face and uh Gavin goes

spk_0 Now look he's like, you know, there are statistics about black people about the crime and it's stuff like that

spk_0 He goes but when you meet a black person you don't take those statistics into it you start with a clean slate

spk_0 You judge them as a person

spk_0 Do you do that with Jews it kind of goes nope

spk_0 Hey Gavin the shirt's a lave he goes this intervention is not going well

spk_0 I think it was going right way

spk_0 Uh, well there we go what else is going on wait we're just remembering stuff we saw I like that I have a good duck to recommend

spk_0 It's only 30 minutes long

spk_0 It's called the quilters and it's it's no no listen to trust me great

spk_0 Trust me. All right. It's on HBO

spk_0 It's like 30 minutes long. It's about a maximum security prison and there are these

spk_0 Level five convicts, which means level five is murder like it's all the worst crimes

spk_0 And there's a quilt shop in there and they make quilts for like needy children and they're super into it

spk_0 And these guys they got like murder double murder whatever they're in the quilt shop and they're like here's wrong or fabrics and

spk_0 They run it like a quilt and they get so into it and the kids send them dude and they went the quilts are amazing

spk_0 Kids sent them what they send a picture is of like me with and it's like thank you so much

spk_0 And they cry dude. It's nice. It's beautiful, dude

spk_0 It's beautiful these guys are like this is the only way I can give back to society for what I did and it's crazy

spk_0 I cried do I yeah, that's very nice. It's really nice. Yeah, maybe I'll give that a shot

spk_0 You should I gotta tell you I've been watching this Mussolini show and

spk_0 A docker like it's it's it's a scripted show who plays the bush. I don't know

spk_0 The some a talent guy who's made in Italy, okay, but of course

spk_0 Europe is also you know ten years behind us when it comes to like on the nose shit right like culturally yeah

spk_0 Uh

spk_0 The last episode he's like I'm gonna make Italy great again and you're like oh so Trump's of fascists

spk_0 Okay, that's what you just but fuck the whole show turn off

spk_0 Is it only like one season is this season too? I'm not sure it comes out weekly okay

spk_0 Depth and I was kind of excited. I mean they make him a bumbling idiot, which yeah, I doubt he was based on

spk_0 What he got done

spk_0 They do that a lot with with no loosely. Apparently, which kind of a putt

spk_0 Okay, I mean that's like the yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but you ever seen give a speech. Oh, it's good swag

spk_0 swag out of wazoo people give a hiller a lot of credit for speeches

spk_0 Check out the moose

spk_0 The pauses the fucking arm crossed

spk_0 Is most of the lean me the guy who plucked the chicken during a meeting or I never heard that one really

spk_0 I can't remember who but it was a story about somebody being really just got chicken all the brain

spk_0 No

spk_0 Not in a racial

spk_0 What is it it is mislead plucking a chicken

spk_0 Yeah, nice little man

spk_0 It's like a metaphor so it's a political cartoon nice. Did you find anything for the

spk_0 I can't find it. It's hard to better got AI

spk_0 God you may have dude, but they could also be there's things he said a long time ago

spk_0 It also might have an old there was like one from 2015 where he kind of says what you said in a different way

spk_0 Maybe that's what it was I would imagine as a politician go out of your way to avoid saying

spk_0 I'm a lot like a dog hit yeah, you think you think I mean they used to be a bad thing

spk_0 Yeah, you see rough

spk_0 Now that thing about make Italy great again that that kind of

spk_0 stupid fucking winky thing that ruined

spk_0 Skull Island for me con Skull Island. What happened there?

spk_0 It takes place in the 60s and the first line

spk_0 Taxi pulls up in front of like

spk_0 I don't know some fucking the cap some some state building or something and

spk_0 And John Goodman goes

spk_0 There's two dudes in the back of the car and John Goodman goes my boy

spk_0 We are entering the strangest decade of politics this country will ever see

spk_0 And it was like right when Trump kind of it was like

spk_0 Oh, yeah, yeah, like you know like it's just it's I hate shit like that

spk_0 Letting your politics come into the

spk_0 King Kong movie I'm trying to watch

spk_0 Did American King Kong he ruined Godzilla for me

spk_0 Because they did the running out of the list. Oh my god dude. We had zero was fucking sick. Yeah

spk_0 The Japanese one wait that's yeah, that's for motion. Yeah, yeah, that's that's classic Godzilla

spk_0 I'm talking King Kong Godzilla forbidden kingdom or whatever if you went into that thinking that was gonna be good the bags on you

spk_0 You're an adult man. The guy King Kong had a mecha arm

spk_0 Godzilla was running the whole world's and flames

spk_0 It's crazy. Yeah, once they got into that too that like last straw for you

spk_0 God's it doesn't run dude when they did the like world between worlds thing

spk_0 Yeah, King Kong lives in that weird other I was like this is idiotic

spk_0 I met the kid a couple times that directed

spk_0 Every single one of those movies he must be

spk_0 Stacking coin right now. I mean Jesus Christ. They make like 400 million dollars

spk_0 at least at least

spk_0 They got Chinese people must go nuts when they see those

spk_0 If I huge hits

spk_0 Matt's gone. I'll be reading on behalf of Matt. Okay, Matt. Okay. Okay. The quick break from the show for a special segment called more or less football edition

spk_0 And it's brought to you by prize picks

spk_0 Mm-hmm right so Shane and I are going to be presented with three player picks and decide together whether we should go more or less each pick

spk_0 Shane so who's looking sharp

spk_0 And who's just like a pedestrian on the field? Yeah, Matt

spk_0 This is what we're thinking prize picks this week. Let's choose more or less each of the following picks

spk_0 AJ Brown more or less than 55 receiving yards. I'm going more more

spk_0 He's been getting he's not getting a lot of touches. He's starting to complain

spk_0 They're gonna force the ball to him more than 55 yards receiving. I'll go less since you guys want more

spk_0 Okay, mix it up cam scataboo more or less than 0.5 Russian touchdowns. You think he's gonna score or not

spk_0 I love the name. I'm gonna say more. I like it too. He's got a bit of a star wars name there. Yeah

spk_0 Josh Allen more or less 228 passing out you gotta go more of the guys a gunslayer. Okay, Shane

spk_0 I'm gonna say I'd go less last week. I picked them and he went under

spk_0 Hmm, how about that

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spk_0 The bags on me

spk_0 It's a great read the man price pigs. It's good to be right man. I'll tell you what I'm mad about bad bunnies doing the fucking halftime show

spk_0 That's good pissing me though

spk_0 That's good. No of course of course who gives a fuck it's very funny to me that people were upset about that

spk_0 Oh, I'm gonna say everyone to say the right the right gets it so wrong

spk_0 With what they're outraged everybody's outraged about everything obviously, but when it's like you don't lose on this one

spk_0 Why are you having a bad show who gives a fuck?

spk_0 I think it's because there's

spk_0 Because he doesn't speak any speak anguish from trying to wash the ball you

spk_0 And my point was last year's half-time show was barely

spk_0 Intelligible

spk_0 Maybe that was for China being Bob boom

spk_0 Yeah, you hate Kendrick. No, I don't hate Kendrick. Stop hating. I don't have to talk Kendrick

spk_0 What didn't you care to do the half-time show before yeah, what are you mad about I don't know

spk_0 I think you actually whipped her tits out on it. Yeah, that's your rock. Yeah, it was great

spk_0 That was a pivotal moment in like American history like for TV and stuff. I was considered

spk_0 Like now be nothing. Yeah, cuz once you had a sticky over her nipple. She had like a shit

spk_0 Like a peat. I think it was pierced and she had this big thing like

spk_0 I'm supposed to go vote for me pin

spk_0 Oh, covering her whole nipple. You know what I mean?

spk_0 Yeah, it wasn't that crazy. It wasn't that crazy also why they pretend it was like

spk_0 When they were like it was a wardrobe malfunction

spk_0 I remember when they tracked it really it was like a pose. He like ripped it off and they both went

spk_0 Yeah, it's wild the way they would just lie about shit

spk_0 It's you know and just let's see if they buy it the wardrobe malfunction. They bought it

spk_0 Yeah, well, they're gonna buy it that she got like she was like in trouble for a long time. Remember that

spk_0 Yeah, was that the first live TV city drop?

spk_0 I feel like but that was a

spk_0 What's that called a thing on the nipple the pasty a pasty. Yeah, I mean, I remember stable used to break those

spk_0 Sable will break out of the pasties all the time. Yeah, WWF had some nips

spk_0 The cat

spk_0 Terry Reynolds don't give me started Jacqueline don't give me started. I'm gonna get you say

spk_0 Tristratus and I think there was the first ever I think I think for it right? Yeah live TV

spk_0 Tritbit dropped the head to be the first one. That was a pretty big one. Yeah, I remember when my friends went nuts

spk_0 Yeah, my basement everyone just went

spk_0 If you're standing on the couch, we would fire it up

spk_0 That's when Timberlake was the man like he was like he's still awesome, but that he was like on your mind me in Timberlake

spk_0 Why is that just like a smooth operator slick?

spk_0 You about to see something mean now that's it you yeah, yeah genuine compliment

spk_0 Yeah, you remind me of Justin Timberlake you both smooth operators and you're slick

spk_0 And I feel like he could beat boxing

spk_0 Uh, can't beat box. Oh, you thought about that was an alright rapper. You're good rapper. It was a decent rapper at one point

spk_0 You know, I've done it in a long time

spk_0 Right little rhymes in my head. Oh my god, which was a wrap. Give me give me some bars

spk_0 I can't remember anything right now

spk_0 No, and I honestly am trying to remember something. Okay, please

spk_0 Yeah, but that would be big for me. Yeah, I think everyone would happy would be very happy to hear you

spk_0 Spits bars you had a bean. I know it still does you still have a band

spk_0 The hill uh

spk_0 Yeah, yeah, yeah, so the band. Yeah, it's also wonderful. Yeah, our new record comes out in a couple months. Oh sick

spk_0 Yeah, yeah, it's done. Yeah, yeah, and then we're gonna we're gonna run and do shows and stuff

spk_0 That's fun man. I love doing that

spk_0 Uh, but yeah, the rapping not so much anymore

spk_0 Um, it's a young man's game

spk_0 It's a young man's game. It's it's it's a different level of commitment. Yeah, rap happens like being a comic

spk_0 It's like you have to be a rapper. You know what I mean?

spk_0 Like you have to it's it's an everyday thing. It's not you know

spk_0 I'm not to say that being an abandoned but it's a little more it's a little more lacks for whatever reason

spk_0 But but there's something about rapping because it's a solo. It's a solo act. It's that's why I said it's like being a comic

spk_0 It's like constantly. Yeah, it's a solo. What do you got in the battle? You know what I mean? Have you ever rap battles? Yeah, I used to do it all the time

spk_0 Well, that must've been so gay. Where's that?

spk_0 Where can I get that footage? Holy shit. We used to freestyle we used to freestyle battles when I was in college at parties and shit

spk_0 People like don't you have any regrets?

spk_0 I would regret that so much. Why?

spk_0 That's pretty good at it. No people liked it like the party we get I got got chicks from doing it and stuff

spk_0 It was yeah, they saw that Timberlake. They saw that Timberlake you smooth opera. I'm just timberlake. Timberlake the moose

spk_0 You gotta see that's my rap

spk_0 Timberlake the moose that's actually a great neck

spk_0 Timberlake the moose the uh, should we talk about our new nicknames? I mean you can try

spk_0 There it is

spk_0 I

spk_0 Try to bait me with my cuz

spk_0 Joe all right first off you're calling me the

spk_0 You have a explain why

spk_0 But dude, no what but dude. It's literally laid up like hot. I don't

spk_0 I don't hold on dude. That's a hot. I don't do his bidding

spk_0 I said Joe I said Joe looked exactly like salacious crumb

spk_0 Star Wars and if you look at salacious crumb especially salacious crumb with his legs cross sitting

spk_0 And that

spk_0 Just like just crumb

spk_0 Yeah, and I said change job of that and then he went low

spk_0 It's not a body joke. I just saying you're the hot dude

spk_0 Like right look at crumb in the hut. Tommy. It's not me and Shane

spk_0 Happily sit at this man's legs and drink

spk_0 As the crumb dude

spk_0 She's is de rosa

spk_0 Salacious crumb on the world creature

spk_0 I

spk_0 Just chrome

spk_0 I didn't know he had a name either. I was just like dude. You look like fucking job as friend and he was like he knows Star Wars

spk_0 He was like oh salacious

spk_0 As soon as you said it out bro

spk_0 We gotta get that

spk_0 Did you love just sit up there I'll take hot playing with everybody

spk_0 So Tony is obviously see three bio close

spk_0 Tony will be laying there

spk_0 These are his bib fortuna 100% bezers bib fortuna 100,000% who's the boba?

spk_0 Which ones that he's the one who gave Anakin is it's gotta be all jabbers palace though. Okay. Okay. Okay

spk_0 Everybody else from there out everybody else is too cool

spk_0 Yeah, it's tough not to you can't give someone a cool. Yeah, nobody gets to be like boba fat. Yeah, it's too cool

spk_0 Yeah, who's the rank or is that okay? You know lamerish

spk_0 The world okay the world hog guard no no no lameris the big guard

spk_0 Blue dude definitely is the keyboards. That's a cool one though. No, it's not

spk_0 Blue

spk_0 Look at the blue

spk_0 That's cool

spk_0 Can you do me a kindness and look up the big guard at jabbers palace?

spk_0 It's got a bit a bit of a maze in there, but that that guards a little pushy

spk_0 I don't think lamer is very pushing now

spk_0 That's some say he's the keyboard players very close but the pig guard. Yeah

spk_0 Let me take a look at that guard can't seem to be in place good music. That's

spk_0 Those have me as you risk whoever who was

spk_0 I mean I thought like the keyboard guard is I think I think that's so Connor

spk_0 You know, you're kind of with the shove of the games the world. You know, Tommy is I know it's it's on Tatooine though. It's uh

spk_0 It fucking was his name

spk_0 The guy's like I don't like you

spk_0 That's Tommy just get it on cut off

spk_0 You dude

spk_0 Maybe say I don't like you my friend doesn't like you

spk_0 I got the death toll on 38 systems

spk_0 Yeah, the nature tough one

spk_0 Yeah, so we can land though

spk_0 Is jawa could it be a fucking jawa?

spk_0 Oh, no, he's a e-walk, bro

spk_0 Now it's gotta be tattooy we gotta keep it here. Yeah, it's fucking jawa. It's called jawa

spk_0 All right, Tony's what you look at it javas

spk_0 Nate kind of looks like an e-walk a little

spk_0 All right

spk_0 We're gonna be we're gonna be walking

spk_0 Yeah, fuck it, dude. We'll fly you to javas palace

spk_0 Who's uh, all right Tony's 3PO definitely who's layer then

spk_0 Can't give a hot babe. No, let's give it to a dude. No, it's not layers fucking layers

spk_0 Kylo

spk_0 Is a bad mouth check

spk_0 Check with a bad attitude

spk_0 I hear you you excited for red October

spk_0 What's red October?

spk_0 No, Phil's dude fighting Phil's fine Phil's well, fill me in you know, I don't watch sports. We gotta buy which could be a problem the playoffs start

spk_0 Oh, they're gonna play us. Yeah, I'll go to those games. Yeah, I'm gonna go I'm gonna go Monday

spk_0 I

spk_0 Like I'm like I'm like thinking this is like months away. No September. You almost have it. It is October next week

spk_0 No, it's October tomorrow. Yeah, I guess tomorrow. Yeah

spk_0 Jesus Christ

spk_0 This is a crazy podcast. We're just

spk_0 Just this is a regular conversation. Yeah

spk_0 Do you want to do you want to get on to a specific time? No, I don't give a fuck at all. I feel like this is good

spk_0 I like the Star Wars

spk_0 I've been watching everybody loves Raymond. Okay shows good dude. I started watching recently too. Yeah air tight

spk_0 Every episode I'm a bit of a beat

spk_0 Cool is Ray Romano. He's awesome. He's like the coolest. Yeah, when he whenever he comes to the cellar

spk_0 It's like god damn. Yeah, it's just a fucking cool. Yeah, he's sitting there. He's watching sports

spk_0 He's like who you got on this you got the over the under of the like that's awesome

spk_0 That's awesome

spk_0 I do they got better looking

spk_0 It is like 60s. I never thought of that. Yeah, he's like sexualism when I see he's a I sexualize everybody

spk_0 That's why you're JT dude

spk_0 That's why you got that timidly

spk_0 Timidly like the moves the oscillations chrome

spk_0 I

spk_0 The fucking power and just chrome dude the violent and the slashes chrome

spk_0 Yeah, but that's nobody has the juice like United States of America. No, no, it's it's it's it's

spk_0 Slations chrome. Obviously, that's good juice right file renders great juice. Yeah

spk_0 No one's just like I'm gonna write this down and send it to the paper and name the country

spk_0 I mean, it's it is it is fucking wild. I want to fight now

spk_0 I'd like to find out who this republicist guy is. I think it is Thomas pain. But it's just pure speculation because it was just a humble man

spk_0 Dude that's why's republicist

spk_0 He's gone. I don't need any glory for this. This is for the fucking republic. Yeah, but how do you get into paper? Oh

spk_0 Because Thomas pain

spk_0 With other things from the doc. Can you reveal? Oh, it's it's just standard

spk_0 There's nothing to it gets into Benedict Arnold, which is exciting

spk_0 Because he was kind of the man. Okay until he wasn't okay, but he was like a little climber though

spk_0 He was good at his job, but he was a climber. Okay, so he get any time he got passed over he would start bitching and

spk_0 Yeah, okay, but it was stuff. I kind of knew already like he was he was the hero at taikon, Deroga

spk_0 Okay, so he

spk_0 People don't know like the pencil

spk_0 Yes

spk_0 Uh

spk_0 He uh

spk_0 He was like a war hero. He was like a big deal

spk_0 Before he switched before he switched sides. What was his official turncoat moment? Uh, I'm not sure. I think he sold

spk_0 Or gave British

spk_0 Intel on how to get past West Point

spk_0 The fort. I think he gave the fort up. I could be wrong. Wow. I haven't got that far, but I remember in uh

spk_0 I read the book Lafayette who was the man too

spk_0 He was like that was kind of the only time he ever saw George Washington like breakdown

spk_0 Because Washington like like to this guy. Wow, and when he got he got to West Point

spk_0 And they were like Arnold's gone. Yeah, it's just like oh, he started like sobbing. He was like no

spk_0 Wow boy

spk_0 Well, like that. That's the story I took from it. Do you ever eat at that restaurant in New York where uh

spk_0 Washington took his men before the battle with Valley Forge?

spk_0 No, it's in Fydei

spk_0 You know that you know that area Fydei where it's like the cobblestone street and there's all the bars

spk_0 It's right down there at the stake house. Yeah. Yeah, he took his isn't that it's so wild like it

spk_0 Yeah, they were like they were treating it like they were like about to shoot a movie or something like it was big dinner

spk_0 And then they're like all right, we gotta go fight tomorrow. Yeah, it's it was like yeah this weird

spk_0 They were drinking back down. Yeah, yeah

spk_0 He made sure his boys all got whiskey and rum. Yeah, it's wild

spk_0 And then everybody got a cup of their their rations where you got a couple whiskey every day every soldier

spk_0 Wow, and then he was like if the rations were low or rum at first and then we'll switch to whiskey if we run out rum

spk_0 Wow, the boys were a little

spk_0 They were loose. It's just for freedom

spk_0 And a couple brusquies before you go shoot some redcoats

spk_0 Yeah, you have to be also know you know if I'm out there's a part where

spk_0 So obviously the the revolution starts in Massachusetts and then they're trying to rally the rest of the colonies to be like help us out

spk_0 And then so like Virginia that's why they get Washington because he was the he was a virginian

spk_0 So they want to bring the whole all the colonies in but then when Pennsylvania and like South Carolina and North Carolina start joining in

spk_0 And then it's just such a

spk_0 Like it was it was a true melting pot

spk_0 You know, I mean, but it's talking about how like just frontiers men from Pennsylvania

spk_0 Started rolling in and hanging out with all these new England posties. Right. It's like they that's pretty sick

spk_0 Yeah, and they were like these guys are a problem

spk_0 Like they were like like the British were like oh fuck they got the retarded guys

spk_0 P.A. Was always a problem. P.A. Was a problem could P.A. Anybody that was like out

spk_0 Appalachia was where the country stopped okay, like pass that was like native land

spk_0 And there were people out there

spk_0 Fighting so these guys had been fighting for 40 years. See this is the shit. I wish I wish I can retain like

spk_0 This is it's impressive to me the in the trappers and shit like survivalists

spk_0 So they knew how to live on the land like with no food and shit right. So all of a sudden you got all these like freaks coming out of the woods

spk_0 And you just some fucking queer from fucking London. I ever real I there's a serious question

spk_0 From watching all that stuff and whatever do you feel like you have like some working knowledge of survival skills

spk_0 Oh my god. No if you got trapped in the wood I can I struggle with scrambled eggs

spk_0 I'll tell you gonna get a coffee make somebody who was like if somebody was like make me pancakes

spk_0 I'd be like who

spk_0 You could get me instant pancake mix and everything that I need and I'd be like oh this is gonna be tough

spk_0 Yeah, yeah, I have no survival skills pancakes are tough

spk_0 I could teach you how tough, but they're tough. You know the trick to flipping a pancake. What is it?

spk_0 When the top part is all bubbled when you see like all the little holes in it

spk_0 That's when you know it's ready to keep that in mind. Yeah, but pancakes are tough

spk_0 You know

spk_0 Dude a little cakey pancake. I don't mind a little batter in there. That's gross. I know it's gross

spk_0 That's really gross. Just the fuck oh

spk_0 I think you get salmonello like that. I don't give a fuck about salmonello. I'll never get salmonello

spk_0 The 22

spk_0 time will never get it

spk_0 22 they don't want revolutionary war fucking diet

spk_0 Class whiskey eat a couple fucking lemons

spk_0 Get my hands on

spk_0 The can jim's we can about the road and just hating the road and uh, yeah, it's funny. He I talked to him about it

spk_0 Yes, I don't know how you've been doing it like this

spk_0 I was like

spk_0 He goes he goes he goes you take shainy he's got his routine he gets up. He has his 20 beers he does the show

spk_0 How you do it dude

spk_0 Yeah

spk_0 Starbleesies look at this fucking thing that Lamar got

spk_0 Of course thanks garden. It's gonna be good dude. You can take it. I mean if you want it's wicked nice immunity defense drink

spk_0 Don't hurt

spk_0 Fixing this abomination

spk_0 Look at that dude

spk_0 This is good stuff. He doesn't drink coffee drinks uh, you can lemonade and show goes every morning

spk_0 What and then he runs around then he runs around it's coconut milk. It's strawberry. It's the zoomies after that strawberry coconut milk

spk_0 I have to yell at him to get off the couch

spk_0 You're not supposed to be up there, but that's right

spk_0 Ha

spk_0 Dude I'm a sir. That's why you can lay on the couch

spk_0 Dude I'm a sir. Paley and she was fucking cool. I'm sure yeah. She was cool. It's hell she's still hot. Yeah

spk_0 Yeah, she's just older now, you know, yeah, I like that shit. Yeah, I would

spk_0 Respectfully yeah, yeah very much respectfully. Yeah

spk_0 Yeah, she was banging dude. Yeah, oh

spk_0 Those McCain years

spk_0 It was so hot banging dude. Yeah, she kind of blew it right

spk_0 By talking

spk_0 She kind of blew it a little

spk_0 Crazy the Republicans were like we need a female vice president. Dude by the end of that by the end of that election McCain was like

spk_0 Like you was just like you can you could see he was at fucking JT real Muto and that you see that when that fat picture runs out of the bullpen

spk_0 That's fucking incredible and then the catcher for Philly's season. So there's big

spk_0 He's not that fat. He's like a chubby guy come sprinting out of the bullpen and then the camera cussed the catcher who's standing there and he just goes

spk_0 But the guys gas. He's out of breath at the mound

spk_0 Can't catch his breath

spk_0 He gives up a homer and they fucking get him off the field

spk_0 Dude what's the guy's we're the guys are in the pan

spk_0 And they're yelling at the empires call

spk_0 And the coach just going he's a cut. Oh, I never saw I got

spk_0 He's a cut. He's screaming it dude. It's from like the 80s early 90s. I'm like

spk_0 Something like a TV camera caught that. Yeah, yeah, like people that have iPhones

spk_0 There was some camera camera recording it

spk_0 It was soaked to baseball with the one they spaz it's the best. Oh, who is it?

spk_0 Is it Tommy Lasota with the best whatever. He's like my ass is in the jackpot if I don't get you out of here

spk_0 Tommy you know my ass is in the jackpot right now

spk_0 Wait, I thought you were gonna talk about the radio interview

spk_0 Which is a lot of one

spk_0 Uh

spk_0 Where they're like they said you might it's the sort it's after a game dude. It's on AM radio

spk_0 So it's going out live

spk_0 They're interviewing after a game clearly they must have lost he's in a mood

spk_0 And they go we heard you were gonna trade so and so for Bobby back over or something

spk_0 Let me tell you something about that Cox fuck here Bobby

spk_0 Buckelva couldn't hit fucking water if he found a fucking boat

spk_0 Gonna bring you on my fucking

spk_0 Fucking mind like two days he just loses it

spk_0 Lose yeah baseball spaz is a nuts. They're the best. They lose their mind more than football

spk_0 The best best baseball and then Bobby night basketball spaz

spk_0 Bobby night basketball

spk_0 Dawson the chair across the corner

spk_0 There it is

spk_0 Choking a player white guy. It's basically white boys spaz is

spk_0 True white boy rage spaz

spk_0 Did you ever see the Jim Belushi when he was on SNL when he was a cast member

spk_0 Uh

spk_0 When he's doing the the chess coach, but he's doing it like Bobby night

spk_0 And he's kicking the chairs

spk_0 He's like come on

spk_0 You call that a work to ball

spk_0 Yeah, it's really funny. Yeah Bobby was good. I think he choked a player to practice

spk_0 This was great uh you can't choke players anymore dude

spk_0 Players back then they were really upset about it

spk_0 Yeah, the Bobby night's things the the things where he's in the press cont because he hates reporter so much

spk_0 There's one where a lady asked him a question he goes well, let me tell you something

spk_0 And I love speaking to a person whose job is one step below prostitution

spk_0 That's nice it's fire at these people that's nice

spk_0 Yeah, it's the best I think yeah

spk_0 Baseball has number one spaz is

spk_0 Yeah, why is that? It's such a soothing game and it's like

spk_0 I don't know where a guy's fucking kicking dirt at somebody

spk_0 Tommy my ass is in a jackpot. You know, I got him fucking do this

spk_0 If he's asked to chest every time the umpire mass grab is always great fucking insane

spk_0 It's out of nowhere

spk_0 I guess you're out there for fucking 180 games you've been gone from home for fucking six months. It's August

spk_0 Yeah, yeah, you're sweating your ass double header and Cincinnati. Yeah

spk_0 You're sweating your ass off some of them's just fucking you

spk_0 I gotta be honest. I don't know that I've ever seen a football spaz

spk_0 There's been some good happen. I'm sure. No, there's been some good ones

spk_0 There's uh you get a good spaz when the uh when the reporter interviews the coach right before halftime

spk_0 You know how they do that like when the team's head of the locker room that what different what changes

spk_0 Do you have to make on offense to get this thing going?

spk_0 I just like the players are out there trying their fucking orders and the coaches are fucking it up

spk_0 Just keeps running

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spk_0 Hello everybody. It's me Lamar after we're knocked us on October 7th

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spk_0 Fuck you Nate. Let's get back to the show

spk_0 Oh, man, that's awesome. I don't watch sports at all, but I I will frequently look up sports spas

spk_0 Sports meltdown like they're it nothing like a good. Oh, wait. We talked about this last time

spk_0 Nothing like a good meltdown on camera. Yeah, it's

spk_0 We don't got comedy ones last night. Yeah, yeah, you ever watch like super smash brothers like professional players meltdowns

spk_0 I mean a game in meltdowns must be number one dude. It's crazy. Yeah, they go nuts like one get uh

spk_0 Now that was a shooter sprue. Yeah

spk_0 Those are yeah, a couple pills away from pulling a trigger on someone

spk_0 Like I need this

spk_0 Yeah, 12 year old, it's smashing his own work. So did the fucking meltdown on you dude

spk_0 That's how we started talking about this last time

spk_0 Literally my favorite you you you pulled out I start trying to

spk_0 I don't like bringing up because Danny uh, I mean, I bring it up constantly, but daddy. We love you

spk_0 But yeah, Dan's the best. I got Dan so mad where they were playing and see you didn't understand the way you didn't understand the context

spk_0 I know we just got the game me. It's me and him. It's our favorite thing like I used to go to his house and we played together

spk_0 We had a dynasty. I ran offense. He ran defense. We it was it was a glorious time

spk_0 And then the game reboots and we get it back for the first time in 10 years

spk_0 So he comes to Philly to play it with me

spk_0 It was a good you guys did like a gig like it was like yeah sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was like uh, I beat him

spk_0 The first couple I was just killing him and then the one game he was winning

spk_0 The salacious

spk_0 My minion comes in and starts doing my bidding

spk_0 Just sat on the couch next to me. It was like yeah, Dan

spk_0 I was like yeah, of course your guys can fucking you guys are holding on to every block

spk_0 My guys can't block for sure and you were like yeah, it does seem like uh the guys on dance team are better at blocking

spk_0 He was just like shut the fuck up

spk_0 Yeah, he blew a

spk_0 14 or 17 point lead and missed an extra point in loss. Yeah

spk_0 And I said something he went like this. He went

spk_0 Derosa

spk_0 Yeah

spk_0 He's a number one video game space

spk_0 He's a table

spk_0 To split did I remember we were watching the Niners and the Eagles play

spk_0 J's house didn't know this isn't the

spk_0 This is not the other one. Yeah, it's not the one where he texted me instead of fowsing

spk_0 They went with you right now. I'd punch you in the face

spk_0

spk_0 This is the night is dude you don't understand sports

spk_0 The winners are losing in the NFC championship the Eagles and this cocksuckers in the group text like yeah the Niners look like shit

spk_0 Is when the Niners start the fight on the field?

spk_0 I yeah, and I go I go I remember when this was a game a bunch of bums out on this field today

spk_0 Like if I was in the room with you, I'd punch you the face

spk_0 You're a little girl

spk_0 You're gonna

spk_0 Couldn't agree more than that

spk_0 No, they was losing a game in one of my friends that doesn't watch sports was like they suck their assholes

spk_0 Jay was cracking up because it was yeah, it was his team. Yeah

spk_0 No, one time we were we're the three of us were watching as me Jay and so are at the at the J's house in New York and

spk_0 The Niners were losing and Dan was all like

spk_0 Okay, okay, man. Okay. Okay. Okay. We gotta get it back. We gotta run up the field

spk_0 You know

spk_0 It's not gonna happen Dan. Oh, they're not good enough

spk_0 You're the calm

spk_0 Solacious

spk_0 I can tell I would get dark red face immediately if you said that I would feel my cheeks get red and I'd be like

spk_0 I don't care

spk_0 I

spk_0 Give it about five seconds. I got to shut the fuck

spk_0 I get listen. I swear to God. That's how I get when somebody says like

spk_0 You know if somebody's like I remember I got that man in bill because because burst said the Empire Strikes Back and Star Wars

spk_0 Don't hold up his movies and I got as mad as you're talking about that

spk_0 And I was like, you know what the fuck you're talking about dude you don't you think oh you fucking saw too

spk_0 Shut the fuck up dude, you know, I like literally get that which ones the Empire Strikes Back is that the second one second would

spk_0 Hange's frozen. It's on hot. That's tough. That's tough. That's a good one. Yeah Empire. We're already number one. It ended

spk_0 It's the best one almost in arguably number one

spk_0 I think it's the best one

spk_0 And I

spk_0 Played to the sequel wait, what happened at the end of the second Star Wars? It just placed to the sequel

spk_0 What do you mean placed to the sequel like it just ends it's like a cliffhanger. Yeah, yeah, that's awesome. That's gay

spk_0 Dude I saw that movie in the theater as a kid that was torturous dude

spk_0 75 no 80 came out in 80 and then I think we saw like a re you know

spk_0 Yeah, it was like five I think yeah, but I was old enough to understand because I watched Star Wars on TV

spk_0 And like dude it like that cliffhanger it was it was torturous. Yeah, I was like I love the rings got me

spk_0 I saw the first one they just walked to the whole time

spk_0 And it fucking ended. I was like yeah, there's three hours. Oh when the next one's in fucking three years

spk_0 I

spk_0 Dude I never read the next years. Yeah, I knew I read the Hobbit

spk_0 But I never read the Lord of the Rings was I thought the first book they get to Mordor and they end it

spk_0 And then the second movie was a different story and I was like wait what the fuck

spk_0 Like that realization of there's two more movies of them going to Mordor and I was I was I don't know if I got this

spk_0 Kind of how I felt about dune one I

spk_0 Wasn't for me. Doon ended and I was like oh

spk_0 You killed like one guy

spk_0 Doons are right though. Doon too picks up. I

spk_0 Didn't like the first one. I wasn't feeling the first one. Are you excited to see a

spk_0 That new Leonardo movie it looks pretty good the libs are loving it. So I'm sure you're gonna fucking jack off to it

spk_0 That I was really excited about it and I hope it's good, but so far

spk_0 Everyone that has like been like posting about it or like liked about it has been

spk_0 I agree a die hard lib. I agree that it's it's they'll see what it is when it gets raw rod by a certain

spk_0 Yeah, that's how movies get ruined. Yeah, it's like yeah, it's why I went and saw a black panther and I was like this fucking blows dude

spk_0 I was just jacking off to it. He's black games bond

spk_0 What is black panther?

spk_0 It's just black James Bond the whole time. No, it's not how fuck is a James Bond? He's in it

spk_0 He's goes to Q his sister he gets all the tech and then he goes solve the mysteries

spk_0 All right, and every thought of it like

spk_0 It's

spk_0 Of course you didn't think it's more like black Batman

spk_0 Now Batman stinks

spk_0 What the fuck are you talking about Batman fucking sucks dude? What are you talking about?

spk_0 I'm a Superman man Superman rules

spk_0 You guys love Superman over Batman everything we're talking about

spk_0 He said that he said that Batman ruined society Batman sucks Superman. We need more Superman. Wait

spk_0 What do you mean Batman ruined society dude as soon as Batman begins came out everybody started being all like

spk_0 Dark and anti fucking moral. They're like I'm gonna do what I need to do to get where I need to be

spk_0 But

spk_0 Gins ruin society Batman begins

spk_0 I don't know do something about 2005 and Batman doesn't Batman isn't caring. He doesn't care

spk_0 He's he started the billionaire worship culture actually a lot

spk_0 Batman Batman doesn't give a fuck. Oh, he sacrifices himself dude. He doesn't sacrifice most

spk_0 He cares the most Batman is so much Batman selfish and he says now he's not outstanding from everyone flying going

spk_0 Oh, I'm Superman now. Dude keep suit me. Superman doesn't fly. Superman's among the people he lives with the middle fly

spk_0 Superman. I'm sorry. Yeah, Superman isn't flying around willy milley. He's flying through buildings like 9 11

spk_0 He's every day. He's not flying through buildings so many 9 11s because real Superman doesn't fly through buildings

spk_0 That's just that's just that's just that's just I just watched the uh the

spk_0 Apeat homes did Batman fires the Justice League

spk_0 They are the Superman one where he goes

spk_0 That's Evan

spk_0 He goes up these classes and they're green

spk_0 He's gonna have me be kryptonite ice cubes would they be bad man? He goes no

spk_0 It's Asian green tea

spk_0 He's like why you take a sip

spk_0 It's so puns Batman is a funny. Yeah, they're really funny. The um uh the mayor. I

spk_0 You're you're

spk_0 I don't know what you're talking about right? It's the most selfless man on earth. He he

spk_0 He doesn't live a playboy billionaire like he doesn't enjoy his life because he's there for Gotham

spk_0 He's giving himself to the city those Gotham dude. I don't think so at the end of the third one

spk_0 He almost kills himself to save the entire city

spk_0 The city would be better without Batman all the reason that all the villains exist is because of Batman

spk_0 I never realized by the way you guys know dark night returns or risers. I mean yeah

spk_0 I remember when I first saw it everybody said when he when Alfred sees him in the restaurant at the end in Italy

spk_0 Do remember?

spk_0 I was gonna have this fantasy where I see you yeah, I remember when I saw the movie

spk_0 I was like so wait does Alfred really see him or is that just like he hopes that he will one day

spk_0 And I was always like well, I guess it's up for interpretation

spk_0 But then I watched it again recently and I never caught the part

spk_0 Where at the very end Morgan Freeman goes the autopilot doesn't work on this and they go yes

spk_0 It does it was fixed by Bruce Wayne and I was like oh

spk_0 He autopiloted the ship and got out. Yeah, I never caught that I never caught that part. You should see Morgan Freeman's Twitter

spk_0 Why what's on

spk_0 Just nuts

spk_0 Just somebody named Morgan Jay Freeman that just is like ultra liberal

spk_0 For like two years. I thought it was more

spk_0 It's like it's got some fucking asshole

spk_0 Yeah

spk_0 It's like fucking Morgan Freeman

spk_0 What's he saying?

spk_0 Just he pretended to be more more than Freeman. Yeah, it's just a guy's name is Morgan Jay

spk_0 But it's not like he's not fake. I was like what the fuck is Morgan Freeman talking about

spk_0 You read the jibber look on the James Woods Twitter. Yeah, I'll pee some James

spk_0 They'll be like yeah, I guess cops are all bad you fat

spk_0 Sharpton

spk_0 He goes hard there. It was like Jesus Christ man

spk_0 There are bad mans dude

spk_0 James Woods we need somebody did

spk_0 Capricator we know tonight

spk_0 In the shadows man, but you know what maybe I am racist

spk_0 Yes, dude, I wasn't gonna say

spk_0 Jesus Christ man

spk_0 I'm not

spk_0 New Superman movie. Yeah

spk_0 It was fun. It was superman

spk_0 And get yourself in fact they get to beat up and every scene because here's the thing

spk_0 He doesn't know who's in the suit Superman as a

spk_0 Everybody had not in the suit the the lizard beats him up the fucking

spk_0 The dog saves him like eight times

spk_0 He got beat up by the fucking lizard. He got beat up. No, no

spk_0 To giant like Godzilla

spk_0 He gets knocked around he kills that thing. I'm a little suit me. It's not around

spk_0 But he is he killed he doesn't even kill that thing without exploding it. He knocks it unconscious. No name look good in the talking saw

spk_0 No name. Look sorry. No name fucked up Arkansas. So bad. They destroyed the program everyone got fired

spk_0 Really? Yeah, no name like crazy on nice. Yeah. Hey, how was that show?

spk_0 With that name show it was uh, it was not ideal for stand-up, but it was a dream come true. It's kind of

spk_0 Probably the coolest thing I've ever done. How many people it's probably like 85,000 Jesus Christ

spk_0 Not ideal for stand-up, but what is the left? What does a laugh sound like in an environment like that? Well, that didn't run into too many laughs

spk_0 A lot of families

spk_0 People that were very confused go with who the fuck is this guy when do you gonna start playing whatever instrument he's supposed to play

spk_0 Why is he walking around talking for 30 days? You're talking about a down syndrome coffee shop down to them and jacking all

spk_0 That's so fucking funny, man. Yeah

spk_0 Shout to them for letting me do that the university

spk_0 What so know what I was gonna say, but it was I'm sure they got some letters since then and uh, I haven't they haven't say anything to me

spk_0 So that's nice, but it was more hit you so you feel it was more his crowd than your crowd it was I had a lot of people there for sure good

spk_0 I had a lot like a lot of people were really it was it was cool good

spk_0 It was cool, but there were definitely people there that had no idea who I was and did not see the billing

spk_0 Were did see the billing and like this must be a country singer that I've never heard of

spk_0 I'm just like your name does sound like a country. She's just

spk_0 Yeah, he's just talking for the first 10. We'll pick up something. He's probably really good

spk_0 This guy's funny for a musician

spk_0 Yeah, the uh you you you have a country singer's name

spk_0 Shane Gillis sounds like a country singer

spk_0 I think you can do that with any name

spk_0 Does it sounds like ponderosa sounds exactly like a western

spk_0 Hey folks, I'm Joe de Rosa. Does it have the shame ring?

spk_0 You got a country that's what you need to get into country instead of hip hop

spk_0 Like have you thought of the bars yet because I'm gonna need those before the end of this

spk_0 desperately sometimes I would write lyrics

spk_0 Uh, but you're my head for rappers. I was a fan of all right, give me an example

spk_0 So like I wrote a two short lyric in my head once. I mean, I wanted I was with her two short go

spk_0 Because the one thing I learned about being a Mac

spk_0 Treat a girl bad to dumb bitch comes back

spk_0 Those were two short lyrics that I wrote it's pretty good. Yeah

spk_0 You can hear two short say any couldn't you? Yeah, yeah. There's nothing to be ashamed of there. Yeah, Nate's fucking feel it

spk_0 Uh

spk_0 Not a not a belly, but it was way better than I thought it was gonna be

spk_0 It's fun. Yeah, it was definitely not like great, but it was also two that's two short

spk_0 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought it was a real bad

spk_0 I thought you were possessed by two short four seconds. Yeah, I actually felt like my two short impression wasn't that bad for first attempt

spk_0 I mean even thinking about it for 30 years

spk_0 Just bouncing around there you finally let it out you can move on about 30

spk_0 Do you have another one?

spk_0 Keep you like a nose

spk_0 Wrap shit my head about comedians. I hate. I'm like, ooh that would be a good rap song about comedians. That looks like an idiot

spk_0 Oh

spk_0 Doing it out looks like an idiot

spk_0 Absolute idiot. There's some decent ones. Whatever

spk_0 Just come out just

spk_0 Kamego and Barry you did you can't step in his lane cracks

spk_0 Crack goes hard

spk_0 Crack goes real hard. Sacklose good too. Sacklose is very good. Yeah, Sacklose sounds like a rapper you would like

spk_0 Sacklose sounds very good and it's serious rap. It's not funny. Yeah, yeah, he's good

spk_0 He's good you ever think of any good wraps. No, I'm not a rapper

spk_0 That's my trade though. That's out of stand up. What would you do creatively to express your uh

spk_0 You're in a darkness

spk_0 Probably in a car shop

spk_0 Car shop me you you're some

spk_0 Card shop me playing video games in an arcade. No, no, I meant creatively. Oh, card shop

spk_0 What

spk_0 We're there if you weren't so laid back. I don't think you were on coke right now

spk_0 Talking about it's insane. Yeah, this is you like bad at begins rowing society. I would work at a card shop

spk_0 I stand on that

spk_0 Maybe a man of this beauty was Voltaire

spk_0 You dude that was good to it. That was good to it's a reach you make you say a sentence and then everyone has to wait

spk_0 And try to figure out what you meant and then ask you and go what what where did that come from? What did you mean by that?

spk_0 I'll just tap into my smartness

spk_0 Just tap into my smartness

spk_0 Child

spk_0 I

spk_0 Mean

spk_0 Christ just have fun. We are having fun and you're different dude the Star Wars trilogy the second one

spk_0 Episode one two and three better set of movies in the first four five six. I'll stand on that

spk_0 You think the prequels are better than the original like as a set of movies like all together

spk_0 Now dude, I mean, I like the prequels, but now as soon as palpatine goes execute order 66 it makes all the other movies worth it

spk_0 Well, no that sith is a I love sense. Yeah, sith is in my top three, but but I never do clone wars a real chance

spk_0 Attack of the clones. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, attack of the clones is

spk_0 It's really cool at times, but he he went so hog wild with the CGI

spk_0 Not in it. It's a lot like that droid factory sequence. It's a little too much, but but hey the whole end

spk_0 Like once they get to that arena and like like Padme and Obi-Wan and I can have to fight those beasts

spk_0 And then the Jedi come and like it's the battle and then like and then they fight Duku and Yoda comes out like all that shit's awesome, man

spk_0 All that shit's awesome

spk_0 And then city is shows up at the very end

spk_0 Yeah, that's awesome, but sith rips

spk_0 Don't kill me theta

spk_0 Good stuff

spk_0 Sith fucking rips

spk_0 And then force awakens rips and then they suck after that. Yeah, I was leaving me on a new horse force awakens gave me real hope me too

spk_0 A new hope. Yeah me too. I thought this is it

spk_0 And then a liberal struck back

spk_0 Man, a liberal struck back. They said you can't have star wars. You said you can take anything you long, but don't take star wars

spk_0 Yeah, but the liberals got their greedy paws on my star wars. He snatched it back

spk_0 Did me this is liberal star

spk_0 They ruined it. They were like the acolyte is gonna change everything we believe in the show more than anything

spk_0 We put the most money into it dude. It got trashed. They pulled all the acolyte merch out of the store

spk_0 They were just like the acolyte was along where there was like all the chick girl

spk_0 He's

spk_0 It's for the bullies dude

spk_0 Star Wars is for the boys. Here's the thing make it all girl Jenna showed just make it good make it awesome

spk_0 Where you're like this is fucking great. They didn't do sucked. It sucked. Don't search. They did that whole lesbian planet

spk_0 Hey

spk_0 Doing the pot right now here you're on

spk_0 My ears must have been burning, bro. I know

spk_0 It's good so far. It's me Lamar and Dorosa. We're kind of just talking about stuff we saw

spk_0 Like last Star Wars talk

spk_0 Who's there? It's mccossum. Hi nice. Dorosa's in your chair right now. He says it's his chair now

spk_0 Bro, I am advocating for under him immediately

spk_0 But Hester I was confused

spk_0 When Shane texted me, I thought he was saying you needed a partner and I was like, okay

spk_0 Where are we recording then he's like my house

spk_0 I was like, uh, okay, where are you gonna be he's like my house. I was like

spk_0 See I don't know what with these types of stories is what I've been working with

spk_0 All I mean is taught I'm I'm trying to I'm trying you would have been pumped I had some history stuff early

spk_0 They walked all over it with uh, not true. They went straight to Batman versus Superman Star Wars

spk_0 Not true. We're gonna talk about their favorite toys coming up here

spk_0 Not true, but with my figurine collectors man. He you know he kept saying he kept but going

spk_0 I don't even know why I have man here

spk_0 They're gonna come together. Yeah, these kids. Yeah

spk_0 There have been black autism. Are you knighting?

spk_0 Man he keeps saying he keeps saying McCusker who I don't know why I bother doing this with him

spk_0 I he's starting a lot of shit dude. Where are you at, Matt?

spk_0 I'm in New York. I just got a I'm gonna do my little podcast world tour

spk_0 Yeah, it's it's coming out. I'm very excited for October 7

spk_0 Me too man. Thank you. All of our plans are gonna come together

spk_0 Oh, yeah

spk_0 Wait, it comes out on October 7th. Yeah, Matt's that's that's what comes out on October 7th

spk_0 Holy shit. It's actually I mean it's at least yeah, it's memorable

spk_0 Yeah, it's easy exactly you're not gonna forget you're like oh yeah, yeah, I remember that saying that's that's what that comes out perfect

spk_0 Yeah

spk_0 Uh, I just saw the the trailer you posted it looks wonderful. I can't wait to see it. I can't wait to see you

spk_0 Dude, I can't wait to see you either. All right. I miss you. I love you

spk_0 I love you guys miss you bro. Bye, Matt. I said I love you. He said I love you guys

spk_0 Interesting

spk_0 I felt jealous

spk_0 I felt jealous. I don't know that

spk_0 I

spk_0 Have gotten and I love you from you before you me say I love you every fucking night, but that was that was a very nice sign off

spk_0 And I kind of want to change our dynamic. I want to take some of the you're gonna have to you're gonna have to make some big changes

spk_0 I want to take it so you've had you've had this question with me before you go how come you don't talk to Matt or soda like that

spk_0 No, no, no, no, no, no, that's not rotten pigs. That's not all the time. That's not what I was saying

spk_0 You don't talk shit to them like you do to me. Yes, because they don't talk shit to me. Yeah, I know like you do to me

spk_0 I don't want more. I've seen more

spk_0 But if you want more so help me guys somebody else be raising your

spk_0 Children

spk_0 Oh, God you cut off my nice thing. I was gonna say what and I was gonna

spk_0 Give me nice it was it was gonna be nice

spk_0 I was gonna say I want to start removing some of the acidity from the relationship and start to move towards a more

spk_0 caring and more endearing more loving dynamic. Yeah, what are your proposals?

spk_0 What changes are you gonna make what are you off for me? Let's be on the table going Shane

spk_0 You need to make some take no, no, let's be honest. We both have should have you left through to do

spk_0 But I'll I'll start okay. I'll start here's how we can start okay next time we hang out yeah neither was criticized the other one

spk_0 Okay, until the other one

spk_0 Those if it's a ceasefire and I'm gonna go see you started all right. No ceasefire ceasefire

spk_0 But if you're doing something slimy or gay

spk_0 I do get to say that that's slimy and gay but hold on a second. Here's the problem

spk_0 You think everything slimy and gay

spk_0 You call out yes you do you call out no so much shit Nate. I don't do that to you

spk_0 You don't you don't call me slimy and gay no I call you zesty, but that's a fun joke

spk_0 Mmm you you call me slimy and gay

spk_0 Why are you gay

spk_0 You are signing

spk_0 Why you wait when do I don't think so if I I don't you don't really you don't really do too many things that I would be like stop doing that

spk_0 You don't mean it from the heart. I like you I like when you goof off you you hit me with a I can't believe you doing this when I'm having fun

spk_0 But it's because you know it's because of me in my head. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I mean like if you were

spk_0 And we can delete this part if we need to okay

spk_0 I saw you sitting at the bar being like talking to a girl being like oh, that's cool body aren't you have look at this

spk_0 This piece right here. I got this blah blah blah if I'm in the bar and I see you doing that

spk_0 I'm gonna slime you out. Yeah, but see you shouldn't do that you gotta let your you gotta let your friends work in the way they work

spk_0 I don't like to see him work that way. No

spk_0 How do you like to see your friends work? Let let a man work

spk_0 Let him go and you have stepped on my techniques

spk_0 The only time I've been talking to a chicken a bar and you're you're

spk_0 Visibly mocking me from across the room like visibly

spk_0 I look

spk_0 I'm all four of the bros getting some pussy

spk_0 But you gotta do it the right way. I know how to do it. You gotta you know how to

spk_0 Yeah, I know how to talk. I don't like me. I you do you're very good at that's why you're very that's why you mind me a timberlake

spk_0 The moose you remind me the moose dude

spk_0 Timberlake the moose you remind me a timberlake the moose

spk_0 But I guess yeah, maybe that's on me me. All right, I'll allow it so say I think we both got a little heavy lifted to do

spk_0 I think it's so hard not to make fun of a guy that's like

spk_0 It depends how you're talking to a girl

spk_0 Brother if it's like I see you laying it on thick dude. I got it. What is he doing?

spk_0 You just play cool, baby

spk_0 Play it cool, baby you this is listen

spk_0 Listen, I think we both have to remove some judgment of the other man's behaviors

spk_0 And I think we'll get very far

spk_0 I like where we're at

spk_0 I don't hate it. I like where we're at I don't hate it, but I will say this we've gotten ourselves into a corner of

spk_0 It's at a nine and a half from the beginning of that

spk_0 It's not it's not it's not it's not it's like three years ago. Yeah, you're right. It's showed up. It's showed up

spk_0 Yeah, we'd have every time we'd go out we'd have to talk on the phone two days later

spk_0 Yeah

spk_0 You fucking you you had your share of come on you know the uh, you know just poking

spk_0 Poking from the poking your poker. You got little brother syndrome. It meant that you're a poker

spk_0 Yeah, a lot of little brother in you

spk_0 You got a lot of brother and poke first then you get poke sometimes

spk_0 Sometimes I poke first

spk_0 Sometimes you poke first they've been it sometimes you sit on my head in the literal

spk_0 Yeah, I'll tell you a huge moment huge moment for us pop this huge positive huge positive moment

spk_0 this year

spk_0 When that when uh when we got a little tense on my birthday

spk_0 As we did last year my birthday you said to me you go

spk_0 You get a little sensitive around your birthday, don't you know, I was like yeah, dude, dude

spk_0 I get you got way too sensitive. That's a huge moment for me

spk_0 That you recommend getting your head

spk_0 Listen, boss man was in there

spk_0 Boss man in my head and means wanting to say boss shut the fuck up. That's two different things

spk_0 Boss is like a cheese grater after a while and you're like bros shot up to you. Yeah, but it's so funny

spk_0 It's he doesn't say anything mean

spk_0 No, no, that's you're just like boss shut up

spk_0 Shut up. Yeah, he's just having fun. He's talking about Israel for 25 minutes

spk_0 And then he's like for some reason with him. I don't care

spk_0 When he's like you keep what they're doing now

spk_0 They keep hiding under the school

spk_0 All right

spk_0 This is boss this really did when we were in the we're in yellow springs

spk_0 We went to this comic book the comic story about that Boba Fed comic book. Yeah

spk_0 When I first saw it I was in the store with boss earlier that day and he comes up to me and he goes he goes

spk_0 Do you the number one Superman the first one I go the action comics number one reason cold in the car over said and he's like yeah, he goes

spk_0 Is that's worth money right and I go yeah

spk_0 It's considerable money and he goes I have it and I go

spk_0 You have the action you don't have it and he goes no, no, I swear to god

spk_0 He goes I have it for when I was like my dad gave it to me

spk_0 From what he's like I have it he goes and I knew it was probably worth something like

spk_0 So I kept it in decent shape, but like I don't know. I just never sold it

spk_0 Do you think it's worth anything and I go yeah, it's probably worth hundreds of thousands of dollars and he goes psych

spk_0 He just never had you

spk_0 Here I go, I don't give a shit if you don't have a valuable thing

spk_0 Like what is the joke

spk_0 Vosissary

spk_0 I love it. I'm bringing him to Vegas. You're not getting one weekend without the boss man

spk_0 Let's go

spk_0 The boss man's on your ass

spk_0 Yeah

spk_0 Boss dominates throws. Yeah, he's also bulletproof. Yeah, he's it. What do you he's bulletproof? Yeah, you can make fun of him all day. Yeah

spk_0 Nothing in one of the other just every insult he just laughs with

spk_0 I love I love the boss man. I love the boss man. We'll get you

spk_0 But you know you're wasting the slot in Vegas

spk_0 The government

spk_0 I've got a nice thing going on the road

spk_0 I know one's over all right fair enough. Yeah, I know this Tommy and Bobby Kelly. Yeah, I saw

spk_0 Yeah, you're bringing a so be in you bring the soap and Jay's only gonna have three beers Jay's going to bet at 10 p.m

spk_0 Yeah, yeah, Jay's gonna go play a steam deck. Yeah, yeah, Bobby's gonna wear fucking sunglasses not drink. Yeah, yeah

spk_0 But then you got the pope the pope that's like having three out

spk_0 He's

spk_0 He's not stop

spk_0 He just goes did he brought so we got off the plane and went to

spk_0 The mother ship he brought a paper cup with no ice filled to the brim with the killer

spk_0 Jesus

spk_0 And he put it on the no one else was in the bar

spk_0 So they were like cleaning up and he put the paper cup on the bar and went to the bathroom

spk_0 And then he said he walked back in and he heard me being like well. Yeah, he's a fucking alcoholic

spk_0 Yeah, we got it is like we got in like one you we just missed you guys dude. I left because I was like nothing's going on

spk_0 I'm gonna sit here and drink it. It's good. We missed everybody and just went home

spk_0 Holy shit dude. That is so

spk_0 Yeah, you're fine. Yeah, our last I told you my favorite he got in he got in the car

spk_0 Or we were leaving leaving the hotel and sometimes autograph people show up and I you know

spk_0 We're I'm hung over. It's the next morning. I got I get in the car. I'm like fucking dude

spk_0 And they're not fans. They're just people selling signatures. Yeah, and it's like Jesus like sometimes about Sean Sean

spk_0 I

spk_0 I get in the car. I'm like Jesus fucking Christ. He's got so I can he just looks at me goes

spk_0 God forbid somebody God forbid somebody loves you

spk_0 And I was just like oh you're hammered. It's fucking 11 a.m. Dude

spk_0 It's like you're drunk right now

spk_0 He's like yeah, I got the midday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a fucking buddy

spk_0 Eagles played the day

spk_0 The last my last mother ship show was Sunday. Yeah, and the Eagles played that day. It was Eagles Rams

spk_0 Yeah, the whole squad was hurting so dude. I show up. I stay in all day

spk_0 Tony and everybody they're out bar hop and they're like come on pig and I'm like I can't guys every so

spk_0 Yeah, yeah, Tony's like the pig signals in the air. Let's go dude and I was like I got a show dude

spk_0 I'll meet you in an hour before I can't bar hop with you guys

spk_0 I

spk_0 Finally I show up at copper tank like an hour before the show and Pope is sitting there

spk_0 But I walk up he's sitting like this and I walk up to the table and I go what's up dude? I hit him on the shoulder and he goes like this

spk_0 He goes I would drink it since 9 a.m. Oh my god

spk_0 I

spk_0 Killed like he was sober killed like couldn't yeah, you couldn't tell he had one drink. Yeah his stand-up is pretty

spk_0 He can do it hammered you could yeah, it was wild you couldn't tell he had one drink

spk_0 That was a fun night though. That was that was the time he was hammered. I've never he's been getting

spk_0 It's very fun. He's like I just realized getting as drunk as possible is fun

spk_0 Yeah, it's

spk_0 Don't do it too much, but it does rock now. We always sing this song when we see each each other

spk_0 I was like you should not tell anyone that's because I'll do it. All right. Go ahead do it. See I'm gonna help you

spk_0 You're you're trying to help you. I swear. Go ahead. I'm not you doing your little was what's the song you and Tony sing when you see each other

spk_0 You're doing your little I just saved you you think I'm being a bad guy. Yeah, I'll snap right now

spk_0 I was there's whole time he thought I was against you did you know I'm

spk_0 Snape

spk_0 All right, we'll tell the song please tell the song no, no, no, now I'd really like to know we're hammered

spk_0 I know but I'd like to know it now

spk_0 Because we're always like all right, dude. Let's show up tomorrow night

spk_0 That's not do anything and then we then cut to the next night

spk_0 To a hand

spk_0 We did it again

spk_0 And that's the song we sing a song go we got a problem it makes us laugh and yeah cut that out

spk_0 Cut that out nope cut that out because we got a problem

spk_0 Funny to sing oh that's gonna come back to haunt you

spk_0 It's funny to sing it's funny to sing well when your drunken seems right

spk_0 I love singing when I get drunk me and the boys we hit a quartet what do you guys think we're fucking

spk_0 Yeah, and if I ever

spk_0 No, it's a falling love by you shot by I can't remember Shay. I think it's about him

spk_0 Hit some CCR. Can you sing yeah, can you sing if I ever fall in love you

spk_0 Which one is that the one you would just say anything? Oh

spk_0 And if that's Casey and Jojo, okay

spk_0 Yeah, yeah, I'm not sure who you can you sing it can you sing it as literally as as hard as you can no if I'm drunk like no

spk_0 But like right now can you sing I can't fun game to play try to make the boys actually sing

spk_0 Yeah, that's why I have committed to the we've got a problem

spk_0 I know I would have liked to hear you really sing don't cut that out but cut out what I said cut that out

spk_0 More than all that's funny

spk_0 Yeah

spk_0 As a dumb thing you do it your friend when you're drunk and it's it's funny to you guys you know it's funny and I'm excited to sing it with you. Yeah

spk_0 I bet you have a good time singing it with us. I will yeah

spk_0 10 beers will change that out

spk_0 They're pretty jolly mood

spk_0 God damn drinking is fun. Why is it never get old?

spk_0 Why does it never get old? Are you sure?

spk_0 Ha ha ha he gets sold

spk_0 Like you said one two days off and you're like um

spk_0 Day three comes around I got I'm gonna have a couple yeah, but I take it easy tonight

spk_0 But my point is this like like like with uh mushrooms for instance, right? I had

spk_0 I had a bad trip over COVID and I was like that's it

spk_0 I've never taken mushroom people do that alcohol

spk_0 That are not alcoholics. I don't get wine no matter how bad of a hangover I've ever had

spk_0 It never sticks like no don't do this anymore. Yeah, there's hangovers you wake up a go all right

spk_0 Fucking I'm done. Yeah, I'm not gonna drink for two weeks. Yeah

spk_0 Fucking Wednesday that's what I'm saying

spk_0 Guess who just got back today

spk_0 You know, I think the differences

spk_0 You know, I think the difference is

spk_0 I

spk_0 Think it's easier to quit a drug

spk_0 Because a drug the bad part happens during

spk_0 With booze the bad part happens after and that's why it's always so hard to remember that part

spk_0 It if for in other words like if I drank I also think alcohol is extremely addictive sure

spk_0 That might be it too

spk_0 But if I drank and I started having panic attacks while I was drinking

spk_0 I'd be like I'm not doing I'm terrified. Yeah, I mean like you would like a bad acid trip

spk_0 Or something like the bad part of alcohol is just you feel like hell the next day sometime also good pbs stock on prohibition

spk_0 Yeah, it's pretty good. What do you say?

spk_0 The thing I never really thought of was so like women were really leading the prohibition movement

spk_0 They were like we need to make alcohol illegal because or no, but that's what I always thought I was like oh

spk_0 Just ruin the fucking good time. Yeah turns out there's no laws back then about beating the fuck out of your family or raping your wife

spk_0 Okay, so these guys would come home

spk_0 No, there's no lost it. Well, these guys would come home just whoop the

spk_0 I'd make the guys less angry

spk_0 I was the beatings

spk_0 After the booze was taken away

spk_0 These guys were coming home. Dude they drank back then. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, dude. They had a hard day

spk_0 The foods cold

spk_0 Yeah, and also you're blacked out. Yeah, and you're working in a fucking factory

spk_0 I mean, it's you know jobs sucked back then your kids are shit. I'm not justifying what they did

spk_0 It's a powder keg is what I'm saying. I'm justifying it. You just the kids are shit

spk_0 The wife doesn't fucking do her shit. You want to hit him?

spk_0 You know you're blacked out you got to also to to the moon

spk_0 Remember good fellas

spk_0 Remember good fellas when his dad beats him up real bad because he hasn't been going to school for months. Yeah

spk_0 Like imagine the rage you would have felt if you immigrated here from Ireland or Italy or wherever

spk_0 Because you wanted to have a better life for your family and then you have a kid here all you sacrifice for him

spk_0 And then your kid turns out to be a punk

spk_0 I can't imagine the fucking

spk_0 Rage you would feel about that. You know what I mean? Like it's it's beyond disappointment. Yeah, you know, it's beyond

spk_0 You're like I sacrificed literally everything

spk_0 To try to build this for you guys and you don't appreciate it like you know, that's why those guys

spk_0 I think drag so much. I'm not saying the only reason, but it's a hell of a it's a hell of a reason. Yeah

spk_0 You know, but you little punk when I was your age I had four jobs

spk_0 Yeah, yeah, but fucking I mean man. I wonder what it was like to get cocked in a bar like I mean there must have been fights every night

spk_0 Yeah

spk_0 Yeah, I talked about how the bars were back then and it was what they said

spk_0 It was just it was brutal. Yeah, there's everything you think just guys getting stabbed

spk_0 Yeah, and the the amount like America drank more than every country on earth like immediately

spk_0 Like just

spk_0 Immediately because it was all fucking immigrants from my like poor immigrants

spk_0 They were just obliterated

spk_0 And other like people were like this is gonna ruin this country

spk_0 Yeah, we took right off. Yeah, we took right off. It's

spk_0 Good you should check it out prohibition on PBS is it Ken Burns?

spk_0 It's Ken Burns adjacent if it's not Ken

spk_0 Is it Barry Burns the brother?

spk_0 This is the serious

spk_0 This mysterious Ken Burns brother did a when was prohibition the 30s right?

spk_0 20s it was the

spk_0 Fuck had to be right before it would have been the 20s. It's Al Capone time. Yeah, like late 20s maybe 20s

spk_0 Yeah, okay, damn dude. I didn't know is that long

spk_0 But it just immediately led to

spk_0 gangsters and

spk_0 It's pretty cool. It's cool time. There's this bar with the morning 20s and then into the great depression

spk_0 They had to fucking let the booze out there in the depression. They were like all right

spk_0 And by the way dude the depression was detox. Yeah, how fun wouldn't have been to get fucked up

spk_0 In the roaring 20s because you had to drink it like little speakeases and secret places. You've been fun. Oh, yeah, it'd been like high school

spk_0 Yeah, check the fuck into the woods

spk_0 I went to this one place in Worcester. It's like a pirate tavern. It's like a fireball but under it they had the Babe Ruth

spk_0 They had a prohibition like

spk_0 What do you speak easy? Yeah, it was speaking easy, but there's like a it was connected to the water where they were like send bottles of alcohol

spk_0 Oh, just pick them up for like Babe Ruth and like athletes and stuff. That's cool. Yeah

spk_0 Dean I'm I like that. I'm there

spk_0 I feel like it's so far

spk_0 I feel like it was like I feel like speakeasy's like prohibition. I feel like it was like prostitution where

spk_0 Like

spk_0 It's a goddamn massage part of every three feet. You know what's going on in a lot of these places

spk_0 It's like the cops never raid them. They just operate. Yeah, I feel like that's how prohibition was

spk_0 Yeah, the two bootleggers

spk_0 came from

spk_0 Just guys who would sell booze on the street. They would just keep like in their socks or their pants

spk_0 They would have a bottle and you just go up and take a swig and then put back and they call them bootleggers

spk_0 Now I get it. What do you think about that fellas?

spk_0 Interesting stuff like coffee thing flew over there. Sorry. That's all right. We should end this podcast

spk_0 Matthew we miss you. We love you. October 7th. Matthew's new special comes out

spk_0 Also Baltimore. They're still tickets left. Come to that show

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