DRAKE: "I'm Sorry"

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spk_0 People get a man here.

spk_0 I'd know, whatever.

spk_0 It's a wedding.

spk_0 Very against you people who are very dear.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 Far cry from a monkey bar.

spk_0 Yeah, it was fun though.

spk_0 Did you go to the strip club after?

spk_0 Or mentors.

spk_0 I did go to the strip club after we can talk about that later.

spk_0 This is more of a romantic endeavor.

spk_0 Yeah, you don't want to talk about your strip club experience.

spk_0 Welcome.

spk_0 Welcome to the nicest thing that any guy has ever done for you.

spk_0 That's crazy to say that.

spk_0 You really outdid yourself.

spk_0 Right?

spk_0 You did.

spk_0 This is beautiful.

spk_0 This is probably one of the nicest places I've ever seen in my life.

spk_0 Really?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 You've been everywhere.

spk_0 I had it.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I had it.

spk_0 All right.

spk_0 We'll welcome to...

spk_0 ...op this again.

spk_0 Welcome to...

spk_0 ...a much more refined, poised, and pleasant.

spk_0 Pleasant.

spk_0 I don't know about that.

spk_0 I know.

spk_0 I think those were still working.

spk_0 I'm trying to get you brand deals.

spk_0 Oh, so you want me to be more pleasant this time?

spk_0 No, I'm just saying I...

spk_0 Is that what I need to do?

spk_0 I'm trying to pitch.

spk_0 Is that what I need to get more brand deals?

spk_0 Be more pleasant.

spk_0 Hey, hey now.

spk_0 Welcome to...

spk_0 ...a much more scenic serene...

spk_0 ...and solid...

spk_0 ...and solid to solidarity.

spk_0 What are you...

spk_0 ...what are you getting at?

spk_0 Welcome to a much more scenic and serene...

spk_0 ...and seri is...

spk_0 ...it's not going to be serious though.

spk_0 Is it not?

spk_0 I think it is.

spk_0 Welcome to a much more scenic...

spk_0 ...serene...

spk_0 ...sexy.

spk_0 No, try it again.

spk_0 Run it back.

spk_0 I like that.

spk_0 I don't like fallen.

spk_0 Welcome to a much more scenic...

spk_0 ...serene...

spk_0 ...called...

spk_0 ...equally sickening.

spk_0 Okay, you know, maybe I should just do it.

spk_0 Okay, good.

spk_0 Welcome to...

spk_0 ...I'm talking to my camera.

spk_0 I just do the talk to the same dude, you know?

spk_0 Welcome to the first episode that no one asks for.

spk_0 Not this again.

spk_0 Wow, you did it.

spk_0 We didn't even plan lines.

spk_0 I know.

spk_0 So, Glenn, should we get comfortable?

spk_0 You should.

spk_0 Raj, can we bring in that...

spk_0 Oh, thank you so much.

spk_0 Thank goodness.

spk_0 I'm going to take my shoes off.

spk_0 Oh, wow.

spk_0 It's not comfortable.

spk_0 I didn't take my shirt.

spk_0 Wow, we're going to get right into it, huh?

spk_0 You act like I said my shirt.

spk_0 No, I know, but I'm just saying.

spk_0 I didn't know if you want the people to know.

spk_0 I'll comfy we get.

spk_0 Holy...

spk_0 Take them shoes off.

spk_0 Do you wear shoes in bad usually?

spk_0 Hmm.

spk_0 I'm going to today.

spk_0 Why you don't want people to see your feet?

spk_0 No, I just...

spk_0 I just...

spk_0 I feel comfy with the low fees on.

spk_0 Yeah, but I'm going...

spk_0 I'm going to throw the shoes.

spk_0 Take a load off.

spk_0 There you go.

spk_0 I'm getting so comfortable.

spk_0 Wow.

spk_0 This is...

spk_0 Where are we?

spk_0 What's your land, I think?

spk_0 We are.

spk_0 Because I said it.

spk_0 Well, we're not in Zerg.

spk_0 We're at the Bergenstock, which ironically is the only shoe

spk_0 that you've ever worn for your entire life.

spk_0 Thank you.

spk_0 Do you know I don't own a pair?

spk_0 Actually, I may have that one point, but I don't do.

spk_0 I think I have worn them once in a while, but I feel like they fit you in one of them.

spk_0 Do they?

spk_0

spk_0 That's just...

spk_0 I look like I wear Bergenstocks.

spk_0 Are you dissing half of the girls in the world, right?

spk_0 I love Bergenstocks.

spk_0 I was just saying it just fits your aesthetic mother-man.

spk_0 You're wearing loafers.

spk_0 I don't know how that's...

spk_0 Yeah, I am.

spk_0 I'm Euro-Trash, babe.

spk_0 You're lying.

spk_0 It's $25.

spk_0 I'm in my Euro-Trash bag.

spk_0 I don't even want to know what you mean by that.

spk_0 Do you buy your nails?

spk_0 Yeah, I do.

spk_0 What the hell?

spk_0 Disgusting.

spk_0 You know the last time I saw you had a manicure.

spk_0 I know.

spk_0 I tried to get them done before today, but I had a gambling stream last night.

spk_0 I lost a lot of them.

spk_0 And you just stopped there, like, biting them the whole time?

spk_0 It was nerve-wracking.

spk_0 Don't punch in.

spk_0 I hope no one swims in under.

spk_0 Wow, you really want apples.

spk_0 I really, really chopped to the bit.

spk_0 I'd see why you got your little manicures now.

spk_0 Your little jaw manicures.

spk_0 I see why you do those now.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0

spk_0 Well.

spk_0 And you should continue doing that.

spk_0 Are you wearing sparkles on your cheeks?

spk_0 It's called Tilei.

spk_0 Have you ever heard of that?

spk_0 I was saying.

spk_0 Like, did you wear...

spk_0 Never heard of that?

spk_0 Is that how excited you were to do part two?

spk_0 You were like, hey, Lexi.

spk_0 I was saying, I have to wear my...

spk_0 Can you make sure that you...

spk_0 You wear glitter on my face?

spk_0 Exactly.

spk_0 What is it?

spk_0 What are we doing, pageantry?

spk_0 Did you...

spk_0 This is a job we're supposed to do.

spk_0 Did you wire top?

spk_0 Did you wire top my hotel room?

spk_0 Let's exact conversation.

spk_0 No, for sure.

spk_0 You were like, oh, I really want to meet you.

spk_0 You're like...

spk_0 So go all out.

spk_0 I was like, how do you make me look so dolled up for this?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 You're really excited, huh?

spk_0 I was so excited.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 It's been the longest week of my life, but we made it here.

spk_0 We should talk about the fact that we have been together for quite some time.

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spk_0 Not like that.

spk_0 God forbid.

spk_0 Definitely not like that.

spk_0 What are you doing?

spk_0 I just don't know.

spk_0 I think I might have misplaced.

spk_0 Are you uncomfortable?

spk_0 No, I feel good.

spk_0 I just want to make sure that my mic is there for sound.

spk_0 I'm sure he would say something that you think it was sound like.

spk_0 I don't think so.

spk_0 I think they're listening.

spk_0 No, they left.

spk_0 They're right out that door listening.

spk_0 Sure, sure.

spk_0 Can you hear us?

spk_0 No, they're good.

spk_0 They can.

spk_0 You've been with me for a week.

spk_0 Describe the week in three words.

spk_0 Let me think of this.

spk_0 I want to make sure I choose the words properly.

spk_0 They need to be the right ones.

spk_0 Board.

spk_0 Like a conglomerate.

spk_0 Tired.

spk_0 Okay, that's fine, you're jet lag.

spk_0 Nothing to do with me.

spk_0 Confused.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 That's my three words.

spk_0 Board is number one.

spk_0 Yeah, I don't have any clothes or anything with me.

spk_0 So it's been a really like every time we go somewhere.

spk_0 It's nothing is open.

spk_0 So we can't.

spk_0 I can't just go do anything.

spk_0 I have one outfit.

spk_0 I'm sorry you don't have like somebody providing for you or like doing.

spk_0 There's nothing open.

spk_0 You could call.

spk_0 You keep having this.

spk_0 Go to these places where everything is closed.

spk_0 Oh, you want to know.

spk_0 Can I tell you what happens?

spk_0 Wow, like what place is like what like Belgium?

spk_0 Belgium, we got there at what time.

spk_0 Okay, sorry, Belgium.

spk_0 Sorry.

spk_0 So you're you're apparently permanently closed.

spk_0 Where else?

spk_0 No, man.

spk_0 Why are you doing?

spk_0 Oh, man.

spk_0

spk_0 Oh, man.

spk_0 Sorry, man.

spk_0 Never let me talk.

spk_0 I guess you guys have nothing to offer.

spk_0 Guess your guess your businesses are permanently closed.

spk_0 I'm done.

spk_0 I don't offer articles for the next 30 seconds.

spk_0 Are you ready?

spk_0 Can you listen to my experience?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 We were betting on going shopping in Belgium.

spk_0 We were like, oh, we can go get because we had stuff for Manchester.

spk_0 So we're like, okay, and Manchester was actually fun.

spk_0 We went out to dinner.

spk_0 We had a good time there.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 But we like, we need more clothes.

spk_0 We have nothing left.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 As soon as we landed.

spk_0 We were like, why do we wear a romper?

spk_0 Shut up.

spk_0 As soon as we landed, we were like on our way to the hotel.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 And then we're like, can you stop at the stores?

spk_0 And they closed in 15 minutes.

spk_0 So we had time to run into one store really quickly.

spk_0 And that was it.

spk_0 Did you go at 6.45 at night?

spk_0 One did you, we were on the same flight together.

spk_0 Oh, in Belgium.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 We got there 15 minutes before the stores closed and we left before anything open.

spk_0 What about today?

spk_0 Everything was closed from the street parade yesterday.

spk_0 Oh.

spk_0 And then today nothing's open on Sundays.

spk_0 Wow.

spk_0 So I'm telling you, it's timed out perfectly that there's not a single store.

spk_0 I did it on purpose.

spk_0 I think you did.

spk_0 You wanted to see what we could put together with you.

spk_0

spk_0 Nothing.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 We've been sharing everything.

spk_0 Show them it off now.

spk_0 It's made by this.

spk_0 It's loin and cloth.

spk_0 It's like, it's hand-sum by Luxy.

spk_0 Really?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 It's ancient Switzerland.

spk_0 It is.

spk_0 Hotel, not him.

spk_0 Thank you.

spk_0 We put them together really quickly.

spk_0 I had to find it.

spk_0 We've had none.

spk_0 Not been.

spk_0 We've had one bobby pin.

spk_0 We've been sharing.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Full trip.

spk_0 A bobby pin.

spk_0 That is kind of a, that's ironic, right?

spk_0 It is ironic that I would not have more of those.

spk_0 But yeah, we've had one.

spk_0 But it's been fun.

spk_0 I've never flown on a private.

spk_0 Is it called a jet or a...

spk_0 Is that what you're meant?

spk_0 That's like when your man's kind of trying to keep track of you.

spk_0 And he's like, share your location.

spk_0 That's a bobby pin too.

spk_0 That's what you call a bobby pin?

spk_0 He's like, share your location.

spk_0 You can't leave the house in.

spk_0 Send me a bobby pin.

spk_0 That's pretty great.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I'm going to work that into my life and trade marker.

spk_0 But yeah, this has been quite the journey.

spk_0 No, I really appreciate it.

spk_0 It's a lot more week with you.

spk_0 Got to see your show.

spk_0 Board.

spk_0 Tired.

spk_0 Tired and confused.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Confused because...

spk_0 The T.C.

spk_0 Which is what I continue to lose on in gambling.

spk_0 Really?

spk_0 What is that?

spk_0 Bitcoin as well.

spk_0 Oh, yeah.

spk_0 I'm sorry to hear that.

spk_0 I'm sure you're sad about that.

spk_0 That's fine.

spk_0 Do you want to know why I said confused?

spk_0 Why?

spk_0 Because you said in the most vague, like, okay, this is what's happening.

spk_0 And then you'll be like, it's going to be tomorrow.

spk_0 I'm like, okay, what time?

spk_0 Okay, wait.

spk_0 Do you like to leave you on a cliff?

spk_0 You leave me on the most...

spk_0 I've been on a cliff this entire time.

spk_0 Like, I don't know what's happening next.

spk_0 Well, I mean...

spk_0 And then I ended up all the wins.

spk_0 What's your wins now?

spk_0 On a cliff.

spk_0 Yeah, that's the only...

spk_0 You haven't seen the through line here.

spk_0 I was...

spk_0 I'm sad.

spk_0 I think it turned out great.

spk_0 I'm glad we were along for the full journey.

spk_0 Me too.

spk_0 This is where we deserve to be.

spk_0 I've been in three countries with you now.

spk_0 Wow.

spk_0 For, including America.

spk_0 Yeah, yeah.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Shout out to America.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 So should we, I feel like, we're just not even talking about the event in the room.

spk_0 Why would we remember doing it?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Sure.

spk_0 Do you want to start?

spk_0 Sure.

spk_0 Why did you hate me?

spk_0 For so long.

spk_0 Well...

spk_0 You can be...

spk_0 You can have a drink.

spk_0 Sure.

spk_0 Yeah, I think that's necessary before we get into the...

spk_0 I'm trying to have a minute now, is it?

spk_0 You don't have to.

spk_0 It's fine.

spk_0 Yours aren't that great either.

spk_0 They've been...

spk_0 They've needed to be redone, but nothing's open.

spk_0 No little thick...

spk_0 thick around the edges, but...

spk_0 Um...

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Thank you.

spk_0 I don't know why you would know that.

spk_0 If I get...

spk_0 I know that...

spk_0 I get my nails done.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 You know...

spk_0 The thing was when I started to get my nails done,

spk_0 I think the first thing I did was I painted them like yellow

spk_0 or somewhere because I was like, oh, I'm going to start getting manicures and...

spk_0 Well, like start like doing like getting my nails nice

spk_0 and then people are going to say things and then I was like, you know what?

spk_0 I had three really, really important stages in my life.

spk_0 One was getting braids.

spk_0 I knew I was like, all people are going to be like, he's getting braids.

spk_0 Like, midlife crisis braids.

spk_0 Have you not always helped them?

spk_0 No.

spk_0 I've never known you to not have them.

spk_0 Well, that's because you know absolutely nothing about me.

spk_0 I do.

spk_0 And pay zero attention.

spk_0 So thank you.

spk_0 You're welcome.

spk_0 Lexi, who's way younger than you knows that I haven't had braids for my entire life, right?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Lexi, see?

spk_0 Great.

spk_0 I love Lexi.

spk_0 I do too.

spk_0 Um...

spk_0 But...

spk_0 I have not had braids for my entire life.

spk_0 And then I got a face tattoo and I was like, oh...

spk_0 What is...

spk_0 What is that?

spk_0 It's like crisis face tattoo they're going to say.

spk_0 What is that of?

spk_0 My mom's initials.

spk_0 What are they?

spk_0 As she.

spk_0 Sandra Gale.

spk_0 That's cute.

spk_0 So I was like, oh...

spk_0 What did your mom think of that?

spk_0 She's a rowdy.

spk_0 She's a rowdy lady.

spk_0 So she actually got yatted up right after.

spk_0 Good for her.

spk_0 Yeah, she got a fucking super yatted on her arm.

spk_0 Amazing.

spk_0 What's the third thing?

spk_0 She got yatted down.

spk_0 Nails on her arm.

spk_0 The third thing was the nails.

spk_0 I was like, oh, you know, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, oh, not too.

spk_0 I was hanging out with yaddy and like, I was like, fuck man.

spk_0 I bite my nails like a lot.

spk_0 I'm like, I want like nice nails.

spk_0 And he had nice nails.

spk_0 I was like, I need like, he was like doing a wild shit.

spk_0 Like he would have them like painted and stuff.

spk_0 But he'd have like, French manicures and all this shit.

spk_0 And I'd be like, it's such a nice trait, like just to reach for something and see like nice nails.

spk_0 And then, but I was like, but I just went for it.

spk_0 I remember like, I think I painted them with yellow and blue.

spk_0 And I'm like, I want somebody to say something negative to me about it.

spk_0 So I can just like, it's like, I dare you to say anything.

spk_0 Although these fucking nails, not on the internet.

spk_0 I just mean like in person.

spk_0 I was like, I hope somebody just gets acting.

spk_0 Did anyone say something?

spk_0 No, they didn't.

spk_0 Just me.

spk_0 No, just you right now, how ugly they are.

spk_0 Yeah, I don't know.

spk_0 And damage they are by the way.

spk_0 They're rough.

spk_0 Shout out to Victor.

spk_0 Victor does a great job.

spk_0 I know she just hasn't been around.

spk_0 He gets here tomorrow.

spk_0 Good.

spk_0 You needed that.

spk_0 Let's talk about us.

spk_0 Why you hated me?

spk_0 Why did I have you?

spk_0

spk_0 Side-tracked right now.

spk_0 I never hated you, Bob.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 I never hated you.

spk_0 You came around at an interesting time in your life.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And I think that I took a lot of the weight and blame at that time when you needed to get

spk_0 a little active on somebody.

spk_0 I think I took, like, I think I took some hits verbally, verbally.

spk_0 From me.

spk_0 Oh, when I needed to.

spk_0 You just needed to like.

spk_0 I was trying to see what you were understanding what you were saying.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 So you were trying to say when I was mean to you.

spk_0 Yeah, when you were one time.

spk_0 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

spk_0 Well, like, no, just I think.

spk_0 I was mean to you once.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 But I think it sometimes is not just about being mean.

spk_0 It's just like when you describe like the after effects of like something that we've

spk_0 done that I feel is like a positive and it's incredible.

spk_0 Sometimes I can't see it from your perspective.

spk_0 I think that you came into my life at a very big turning point in my life and it just

spk_0 aligned up with, yeah, I had a very different life before and after I met you.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And I think a lot of people just assume it's because of you and only you and I think I

spk_0 lot of those comments influence me when it happened.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 When the interview happened to be like, oh, maybe this was the end of my life.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 But actually it was a single handedly probably the best thing to ever happen to me and my

spk_0 kids and and I read a quote and this is the last serious thing I'll say, but yeah,

spk_0 two happy homes is better than one unhappy home.

spk_0 And I stand by that because.

spk_0 It's amazing.

spk_0 My parents stayed together in an unhappy home until I was 16 and I was always like get a

spk_0 divorce.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 And it's like why people on the internet can't seem to understand they can't wrap their

spk_0 head around.

spk_0 Maybe someone I met my ex when I was 21.

spk_0 He was 30.

spk_0 I was 21.

spk_0 I was just I was so young.

spk_0 I got out of my first kid when I was 22.

spk_0 My second kid when I was 24.

spk_0 I love my kids, but that doesn't mean I had to people I'd never heard of divorce before

spk_0 me apparently because they really hold me to a higher standard than anyone else in this

spk_0 world for.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 But you also are deeply affected by like what your eyes see in like within your running

spk_0 commentary and we all have a running commentary.

spk_0 What would become you know, once you become the focal point for people who are literally

spk_0 sitting there looking for entertainment from other human beings.

spk_0 And so just like the other day when you message me and you're like, oh, everyone keeps

spk_0 talking about like the auto to the thing and I was like, yeah, like I use auto to not

spk_0 my.

spk_0 I didn't that to be fair.

spk_0 I didn't think it was that I was like, did I mess up?

spk_0 I know, but it's like the fact that you were even like, like that, like it's like it's

spk_0 fine.

spk_0 It's just, yeah, it's just the fact that you posted something from the show and people

spk_0 are like, okay, there's nothing really negative to latch onto here.

spk_0 Oh, Drake has auto tune on that vocal in the background.

spk_0 Let's say it's just like, you know, so I can I tell you my heart dropped when I read

spk_0 those comments.

spk_0 And I was like, oh my god, I'm experiencing a part two to like, I want to your show

spk_0 every time I was like, and you were like, you exposed.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Well, and I don't even know what auto tune like would look like.

spk_0 I didn't know that was like a board or whatever.

spk_0 People are so, you know, so much about auto.

spk_0 If you had to make a face, what does auto tune look like?

spk_0 I don't know.

spk_0 Just do it.

spk_0 I don't know what it looks like.

spk_0 Make the face.

spk_0 Just say if you had to do a visual representation of it, what is it?

spk_0 I have no idea.

spk_0 Why would you do that?

spk_0 I don't know.

spk_0 I just tried.

spk_0 I don't know what you do.

spk_0 I'll just give it a what the fuck.

spk_0 Because I don't know.

spk_0 I just do the face.

spk_0 I thought I thought it was like a did it.

spk_0 Old Bobby would do a face.

spk_0 I don't I've done so many faces.

spk_0 Do a face of what auto tune.

spk_0 Oh, that was good.

spk_0 Do it.

spk_0 That's it.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Thank you.

spk_0 Happy now.

spk_0 Auto tune thing.

spk_0 Anyway, the last time, but I let's just summarize this whole thing real quick.

spk_0 The last time I went to your show was the last time we were friends.

spk_0 Then I go to the only the second show ever.

spk_0 And then I was like, I just there's no way I did that.

spk_0 And we just have a thing where every time I go to your show, I fuck up.

spk_0 And what's crazy is I had sent you a screenshot of the video before I posted it.

spk_0 Remember?

spk_0 But I didn't show you a screenshot of what was the auto tune because I didn't even

spk_0 didn't even occur to me that that was auto tune.

spk_0 Should we go out and have a commercial?

spk_0 Probably.

spk_0 Because it'll make more sense why I was so scared to.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 At the first show, I'm just going to I'm giving my version.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Go ahead.

spk_0 I'll take a sip.

spk_0 Take so many sip.

spk_0 Strypy.

spk_0 I'm sorry.

spk_0 Um, at the first show, before it, we go on a little, a little argument, little tith,

spk_0 little back and forth, the text message.

spk_0 I was being a little chippy.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And I felt like then you wanted me to come to your show.

spk_0 You really come to the show when I'm in LA.

spk_0 So I was like, okay.

spk_0 Cause I care about you.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 But I went and then I think because of our communication before that, because we weren't

spk_0 really on the best of terms when I went because we kind of had that little back and forth,

spk_0 I felt like you were mad at me there.

spk_0 So then, um, I sent you a nice little message while you were still on stage and I left

spk_0 early.

spk_0 And I was like, fuck you basically.

spk_0 I was, it was not a nice message.

spk_0 And then you, I was like, like,

spk_0 four songs from the finale and you were already.

spk_0 No, you were, you were, that's not true.

spk_0 Cause I walked away and we could hear you singing your last song.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 So I was nice and did too.

spk_0 So I was like, I was on like my, I didn't think you had your phone.

spk_0 I didn't know you would see it.

spk_0 I thought it would be something you'd see later on.

spk_0 It's not a text you had.

spk_0 You text me.

spk_0 I swear I could still hear you when you were, there was a message on my phone from you

spk_0 and it was long.

spk_0 I was like, we hadn't got to our car yet.

spk_0 I think it was because I went, I go, I think you came to that concert where I go under

spk_0 the stage and disappear and come back out with 21.

spk_0 And I had this break.

spk_0 And so I like, you saw your phone and then you saw my phone and I, and then within 20 minutes

spk_0 I'm blocked on text, Instagram everywhere in the interview has to be.

spk_0 Well, your message was nice.

spk_0 It wasn't.

spk_0 And I'm, I'm not disagreeing with that.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And then that was the end of our friendship right there.

spk_0 You made me feel like our interview was the reason that your life was bad.

spk_0 Yeah, but I wasn't.

spk_0 And then I just said, well, I'm going to get rid of the interview then.

spk_0 You know, ever have to see it ever again.

spk_0 And I said, and I said, great.

spk_0 And I just deleted it immediately and people were like, what into archive it.

spk_0 I was like, I don't ever want to see it.

spk_0 But again, it's, it's gone.

spk_0 But yeah, no, I don't, I see now from your perspective what you, why you felt like that.

spk_0 But I didn't, that's not how I meant it.

spk_0 I was just mad at you because I was going through stuff.

spk_0 And I felt like the one day we got to know each other.

spk_0 I was like, oh, I could see myself being friends with this person.

spk_0 And I didn't feel like you were being a very good friend with what was happening in my life at that moment.

spk_0 You didn't, yeah.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 So I think that it was just a lot of emotions.

spk_0 And obviously my life changed so much after that.

spk_0 I got mad at you one time, blame, do a little bit.

spk_0 I know, but I think like I have, I have a, like a hair trigger for that,

spk_0 that in my life where I kind of, I don't necessarily take well to,

spk_0 like me sharing,

spk_0 like positive experiences with people.

spk_0 And then when things like are heavy for them,

spk_0 like almost like having to sort of take, like take,

spk_0 I guess that's a little too specific.

spk_0 I, what I'm really trying to say is like, I feel,

spk_0 I feel like I'm not necessarily a part of the problem.

spk_0 And I experience a lot of guilt tripping in my life where people are like,

spk_0 no, this is, this is, like your fault essentially.

spk_0 And my intentions are pure.

spk_0 It's the same way even in music people will be like,

spk_0 oh, you're a culture of culture or people will describe the collaborative efforts

spk_0 that I've put forth in the artist that I've picked up and lifted up

spk_0 or shine a light on as me taking, you know,

spk_0 those put a negative spin on it and try and tell me, you know,

spk_0 that it's a self-serving thing or whatever.

spk_0 And I think I get really sensitive about that.

spk_0 And I think at that moment, I was just like, well, you know what?

spk_0 Then don't be, don't, don't even worry about it.

spk_0 And so I was extremely short and then afterwards.

spk_0 I was just really, really snappy.

spk_0 And yeah, I don't think I put myself in your shoes.

spk_0 And I think I, I wrote you a really, really tough message one time about like being yourself

spk_0 and like, after worrying about just like, it wasn't, it wasn't intended to be rude.

spk_0 I just was like, you're my friend and I'm going to be hard on you.

spk_0 And I just like want you to like knock it lost in the sauce

spk_0 because I really do feel like, and people ask like, oh, why are you here doing this again?

spk_0 Like, what's the point?

spk_0 Like, even on the way up here, like, my boy was like, what, why, like, why are you doing this again?

spk_0 And I was like, well, what we did, like, it changed a lot of things for a lot of people.

spk_0 It was me essentially like just recognizing somebody

spk_0 that I never met in my life that I fully believed in that I thought was really interesting.

spk_0 And I wanted to have an interesting conversation with it pissed off like so many like,

spk_0 all these fucking losers, these like, you know, like, story journalists and like,

spk_0 this guy, like, who like feels so entitled to this interview about.

spk_0 And Drake never does anything for like this type of media.

spk_0 And it just like made people so angry that two people who actually like

spk_0 have just like, maybe nothing to talk about or or everything to talk about,

spk_0 but just based on like, random energy could could come together.

spk_0 I think it changed a lot of things.

spk_0 It changed a lot of things like on TikTok, it changed a lot of things like in the streaming world.

spk_0 Like it made people more comfortable to go sit down with somebody that they've never sat down with

spk_0 before, you know, like not to take like, overly take credit.

spk_0 But when I do see like somebody, you know, who keeps to themselves like a Nicki Minaj,

spk_0 like go to like Kai Sinato's or like, I see, you know, these musicians go to like,

spk_0 a guy like Plackboy Max's studio and start making songs with him.

spk_0 Like, I feel like we did usher in the idea of just like, like, you can be from two completely

spk_0 different walks of life. Celebrities are not here that we're not like, the goal is not to be like

spk_0 some unattainable dickhead for the fear of whole life, you know, and only took like,

spk_0 sit with Zayn Low while he like asks you like, the most like curated and formal questions.

spk_0 No disrespect to him, you know, like, but it's just like, I think we did something that was

spk_0 special. Yeah. And and and I was proud of what we did. And then when you didn't, when you didn't,

spk_0 like when it when I when I felt like it did some, it caused any like,

spk_0 bump in the road in your life. I was just, it just hurt me because I was like,

spk_0 I fuck, I just can't get it right. You know, yeah. Plus, I got that night, which was really the

spk_0 big reason. Can I get another rosé? But lust at the one. Um, I do feel like, I mean,

spk_0 the biggest bump in my road was trying, it was after that though. I am the biggest bump in your

spk_0 road, huh? I don't know what you're trying to imply with that, but yes, that was. That's out of

spk_0 things. I'm just saying it was like after that, it was like pretty hard. I was like, people were like,

spk_0 oh, yeah, how could you put her on and then take her off right after you take you off? But that's

spk_0 kind of how people say, that's how people saw it. Was that I had, I had so many interviews lined up

spk_0 where afterwards once we, you unfollowed me, blocked me, everything, it was just pulled and I was

spk_0 like, oh, God, it was like such a, it was just like what band-off like or somebody? No band-

spk_0 I don't know. I was like, another was once that I had that I wouldn't need that were scheduled

spk_0 back in the day, right after and they pulled right after I was calling everybody going, don't you?

spk_0 I'm sure you were. I'm sure you were. Don't you, don't you? Don't even say that and make

spk_0 you think you did that. You wouldn't do that that's evil, but you did, you doing that was like,

spk_0 you removing your like, cosine. Yeah, of me, I guess, people were like, why would I, if he doesn't even

spk_0 fuck with her, I'm not going to? And it was like pretty hard after that to like try to figure out how

spk_0 to make my way in the world without like, with like, people not knowing, because people thought it

spk_0 was bigger too than it was our. Yeah. People thought what happened between us was something like, like I

spk_0 don't know, we had to think bigger. So many things. Like, what's the top three conspiracies?

spk_0 Well, the good top conspiracy for why it got removed from YouTube is that you played Tiger's

spk_0 song and then they removed it. But that didn't happen. That's life. That he don't know, right? What we

spk_0 don't know with the shit that these guys have going on right now. Who? I don't know they're doing this

spk_0 to this song. We're doing that to that song and taking songs. I don't know anything about it. I'm

spk_0 just saying. Okay. There's a lot going on in the music industry. God only knows Tiger might have

spk_0 pulled that plug. You know, just hopped in the lineup with the day that you know, I did a show

spk_0 in Russia last night, I think. Did he? Yeah. At a mega stadium. Should we pull it up?

spk_0 Probably. So we can get this one. My son just farmed me off his iPad. How adorable. Right?

spk_0 He's here last one. He is. Let's go to Tiger's grandma real quick.

spk_0 Let's take a minute to load up. Obviously, he's in Russia. So he doesn't have a...

spk_0 It's not his service you're using to load his Instagram. You never know. Okay. You never know.

spk_0 You know a little bit with everything that these guys got going on right? Was that your... No.

spk_0 Nothing going on with anyone. No, no, I'm saying. Just I'm saying just within the...

spk_0 With the music. With the title. Which I'm just saying. And they just says a lot of shit going on.

spk_0 Maybe you don't know about it. We'll never know right? No. Are you gonna pull it up? I am. I have

spk_0 just... I'm trying actually. Is it dragging? No, I'm just... What are you doing? I don't have data. I'm trying to...

spk_0 You don't... It's on SLS for me. So I couldn't... I'm trying to pull up Tiger's Instagram. My

spk_0 FYP page is just all rear-ripply. I don't know who that is. She's a wrestler. She's my...

spk_0 She's like my muse, but... Is she? Yeah, but she's... She's what? I'm the opposite of...

spk_0 Oh yeah, everything, don't you? Like some... I can't pull up... I can't pull up. I can't pull up.

spk_0 Obviously you have it. It's direct. You have an ethernet connection to his Instagram.

spk_0 Yes. What do you turn to? What are we looking at exactly? I don't know. I just wanted to see if there's

spk_0 any highlights from his show last night at... Oh, I see. No, he's at the breezy bowl three days ago. I

spk_0 was about to go. Pretty girls listen to Tiger. Is that true? I don't know. Hop over there.

spk_0 They have to go all see-to. Oh, well... Maybe I was wrong. Maybe you were wrong. What was the point?

spk_0 Have you bring him that up? I don't know. I'm sure it's... You just miss him? Oh, maybe this is it. No,

spk_0 that's June 2nd. Okay. Shards, Teera. Yes. What chair was that? Was that... Were you about to buy a chair?

spk_0 No. I got a little apartment that my like to be as an office. Something not as building my furniture as I

spk_0 speak in it. Oh. Yeah. Wow. How cute is that? Amazing. Yeah. That's so cutie. Thanks. Well, I'm sorry.

spk_0 Are you are? I'm sorry. I appreciate that you're sorry. Yeah. I do. I'm sorry and I'm really glad that we... I'm

spk_0 sorry too. I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm sorry too. It's more rosé coming in. What's very nice you need that.

spk_0 You need that? What for the apology? No, just in general. When I was married. I've never seen someone

spk_0 ice rosé but... You never seen someone ice rosé? Mm-hmm. Well, I'll talk to every jeweler in Miami that

spk_0 has fake diamonds. Really? They do that? Nobody got that joke. Can I get that... Can I get that

spk_0 rosé please? Um, iced rosé is a delicacy in your world at the Bergenstock. Oh, I don't think

spk_0 we're gonna eat but... Oh, many burgers? I'm... I'll be whatever you'd... We'll take a little snack

spk_0 like something you could bring it in. We'll do a taste test. Yes. I love him. He's so... I'd be like...

spk_0 What? I feel like I need to... He's he's worked so hard for his life. I feel like the right thing

spk_0 to do is you leave Switzerland with Raj. Me? Yeah. He needs to come with you. Okay. He needs to come with

spk_0 you on life journey. Okay. I love him. I'll take... Yeah. He is. How long has he been with you? Raj was

spk_0 working in the back kitchen at Soto Soto restaurant. When I was there in 2008. Really?

spk_0 Raj, how many years have we worked together? Long time. Really? Where is that?

spk_0 I've been working since like six years now but we know each other since 2008. 2009. Wow. Where was that

spk_0 restaurant? It's a drone. Oh my gosh. Thank you. Wow, many burgers and fries. Thank you.

spk_0 Welcome to the most romantic date that you've ever been on. Hi. Welcome.

spk_0 Hamburgers in a bed. Yeah. Yeah. The view gives just make it quite fancy. Right? This is the

spk_0 fanciest trip I've ever been on. I flew Air Drake. What is that about? Tell them. How was it? Crazy.

spk_0 I wanted to like take a picture but I was afraid of like taking a photo inside of your plane.

spk_0 Are you being afraid to take a photo? What does that sound just like me to be afraid to take a photo?

spk_0 But it was pretty cool. You gave me my own little room with Lexi. We slept great in there.

spk_0 Lexi, how was this sleep? Really? The best. I know we were only there for

spk_0 a total of three. Yeah. Well the first day we were there for a long time. It was like 55 minutes.

spk_0 How stern did I get one? Oh my. When you girls were tired and I was like nobody planning music.

spk_0 Yeah. No. That was like nobody turned the plane up. It was not for us. Yeah. I feel horrible

spk_0 then they were all so to more or less. I didn't see what they were about to start playing cards and

spk_0 like playing like rap bangers. I'm like it's fucking 630 in the morning boys. Mind it. Don't

spk_0 think we could sleep through the sound of that straight parade all day. It was so loud outside

spk_0 and we were just we slept right through that. I know. I woke up a couple times and I was like are

spk_0 there drums outside and then I would go back to sleep. It was crazy. There was a drum like and they

spk_0 wouldn't stop. They were drumming for hours hours. I mean I don't know what it was. Did you look outside?

spk_0 I didn't look outside but unless it was on repeat in my dream they were drumming for.

spk_0 No it was luck. See got up at one point and was like let me look outside. I need to find

spk_0 those whoever that they they have their drum their their wrist endurance is. It was a long. I remember

spk_0 falling we fall asleep at 9 a.m. We woke up to drums playing outside and we were like what is

spk_0 happening? We fall back asleep till 5 p.m. And it was just endless chance. I mean it wasn't

spk_0 it wasn't even playing songs. Yeah. It was like war war chance. We've had a great adventure though.

spk_0 I'm gonna be sad to leave tomorrow. I know. We were almost on the rest of your tour with you.

spk_0 Well we came to the most majestic place that you've been playing. I think this is this couldn't have

spk_0 been better today. Well it's from that. I'm killing this burger. I mean I'm so hungry.

spk_0 I know we've had we haven't really had a good deal. I don't feed you. I don't close you. That's one

spk_0 thing I don't do on this trip right. Well I wouldn't expect you to close me or feed me or give me

spk_0 a hotel or fly me. I actually don't expect any of those things for you. Do you see how many times

spk_0 I try to offer like for me to do this stuff because I don't want to ever make you think I'm trying

spk_0 to get a free trip out of you. But yeah. I appreciate it. What do you mean even in the last

spk_0 message I was like there's a flight tomorrow but it's okay if you guys I mean I can buy two. Let me

spk_0 I'm not just gonna be like here's to give me this first class flight. The last message I got was

spk_0 you asked me for dope. Don't tell people about it. And that's not fair. Do you know so you

spk_0 last message I got was you asking for that good. Can I tell you I think I'm gonna go to prison.

spk_0 Baba Kush. We were bored. What do you want us to do? We want to go to boats like that. You

spk_0 should. I don't smoke drugs like you. You should. You unless you off that shit smoking that

spk_0 mother fucking dope. You should. We and that's why that's why that's why it is what is why she's

spk_0 had a fucking cowboy who's on for four days straight. She put them twice because y'all smoking that

spk_0 mother fucking dope because we have no clothes with us. Listen you helped us get it the first day.

spk_0 We've had it and you smuggled it. No we didn't we we did once but then the next time we smuggled it

spk_0 smuggled the dope. Listen the next time she she was in the customs line goes is it okay I got my dope

spk_0 on me. I said what the fuck. Then the next time it was my turn and I threw it away. She said

spk_0 is it okay I got my drugs on me. She did not say that. She did not say that. My

spk_0 jeez they're scanning us like this. We've got to put our hands on like this. Literally it's like

spk_0 the craziest scared. Future-edged fucking do the thing where they wipe his feet down and they check. She

spk_0 had to take her shoes off and everything and you guys are fucking smuggled her drugs. No that's not

spk_0 fair. We were not the only people who I saw on your plane who had brought drugs. But you're

spk_0 awful things because we wanted to have we've seen the fiend fiend right. Well you didn't even help

spk_0 us get anyone this this last one so we've been just drinking alcohol. Oh yeah God forbid. Well God

spk_0 God forbid. God forbid we drink the legal. God forbid we drink this legal juice that you can get

spk_0 out of the stores right instead of hoping instead of hoping the latest latest than greatest

spk_0 strains and tin foil. You don't know and you make it in our cleavage in our crutches. Yeah

spk_0 because that's what we were doing. You're right. Yeah we've got some right now. Lexi's family will be

spk_0 this is gonna be a hot one for Lexi. It's not because we all know to take what you're saying with

spk_0 the grain of the salt. Yeah well. Okay anyway back to me asking you questions and not you're sitting

spk_0 here. Talking about your drug runners you mules. Anyway turning air at Drake. Do you want

spk_0 thought to be the takeaway from the interview that I was saying? I'm addicted to drugs. I'm saying

spk_0 rapper get rapper gets a plane once in his life and you girls want to you girls want to fucking

spk_0 smuggle Colombian bricks on you know what I mean? It was a tiny smelting. It did not go. It's crazy

spk_0 and I can you you every time I say try to start as long as you don't let me finish it. And then

spk_0 you like disappeared the night before the flight is like we were all out having drinks. What did you

spk_0 go? What did you want us to do there? Well how did you even get it? We didn't have it that night. We

spk_0 were what do you want us to do? Stay at that restaurant all night so we can see you. Yeah you

spk_0 disappeared like hey we're gonna run back to the hotel and get our get our stuff. We did not say

spk_0 we're gonna run back to the hotel. Hey we're gonna go get our stuff. You guys went to meet up with

spk_0 fucking Pedro. Yes do you have a problem with Pedro? It's insane. Listen listen listen listen listen listen

spk_0 listen. Do you know what? I need you to just not talk for again. Do you want us just to sit

spk_0 there at the table by ourselves all night? Is that what your plan was for us? Well to the man

spk_0 Chester Customs agents you guys missed a step the other day because these two sure know how to pack

spk_0 a punch if you know what I mean. Can you do you want us to go to prison? Do you plan on bailing us

spk_0 out? Do you what do you balance out? Would I? Of course I'd have to. Of course. What would you could

spk_0 you pull strings so we're not stuck there all weekend? I just try my best. I try my best. I don't

spk_0 think you would. I think you would stop since abusers are trying my best. We would have the only

spk_0 yeah we're the first people in the world to ever smoke weed. Like it's crazy. You know what?

spk_0 It just goes to show how much we don't do it if we did we would have had this down to a science

spk_0 but we've never taken it in TSA and I thought that the private plane TSA would be more chill and

spk_0 ended up being way more. It was way more intense. And then I threw mine away in the trash can

spk_0 there and I have this anxiety they're gonna release a camera of me like throwing. Well I'm getting

spk_0 footage. You're both going down for good. Thank you. I appreciate that. I can't wait to go to jail.

spk_0 Yeah I'm excited. I've never been. Have you? I have. You have? Mm-hmm. One of you been to jail.

spk_0 I got arrested in Sweden. Oh are we close to there? You can see I actually have a show coming

spk_0 up there I'm pretty I'm actually I feel like what'd you get arrested? I feel like they're going to

spk_0 try and run it back. We threw a private party and she did love to throw a private party.

spk_0 You're absolutely right. Okay. That was a nail on that. I do love a private party. Yeah.

spk_0 Um do your security wouldn't let us into the restaurant either. Oh that was another rumor between us

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spk_0 can keep this billing. At one point I was in Salt by Southwest. I forgot what I was doing out there

spk_0 but my team was like, oh let's go to this party and I didn't know it was yours. And I was in the

spk_0 party for like an hour before I left. It was like apparently you had, I don't know. The headlines were

spk_0 Bobby got kicked out. And I was like, I haven't been to the South by Southwest in like 10 years.

spk_0 But did you have some, for some reason people decided that that was your party and then I got kicked

spk_0 out of it. No I would never kick you right away. I appreciate that but I've and then and then I got

spk_0 your security guard did not want to let me in to your little restaurant. No that's not what happened.

spk_0 You just walked up dressed like Leonardo DiCaprio the other day. What did you want me to dress like I

spk_0 had to wear? Distressed, it was not a straw. It was not a straw. It wasn't a straw. With a brim bent

spk_0 like this. It wasn't a straw. Covering your face like this with a black trench coat on. I was

spk_0 I was wearing my regular outfit and I had a full enough of the absolute 10 out of 10. Obviously you

spk_0 can't pull up like the kid. Then why didn't you just put her in? We don't know her either you know

spk_0 and it's like God well based on her job. Would we let her in or not? Did you buy a

spk_0 bottle? You thought a wanted poster out for the whole UK. Did you know everyone all similar?

spk_0 No I didn't. No look by security just saw you and you were like dressed like. Yeah. You were like

spk_0 like on your like Toby McGuire shit. Yeah. It's crazy. Okay let me look. I just like so not I don't

spk_0 want to do my hair. I didn't know this was supposed to be some fancy. We sat there and it wasn't

spk_0 supposed to be fancy. It's just like you're like your brim was like it had like just like you would

spk_0 like like it's like we got it like you've owned the hat like for like a week but it looks like

spk_0 you've owned it for like three years and then you like bend it over your face like just like no

spk_0 picks please. Yeah exactly. Thank you. I would roast you more but I don't know if you can

spk_0 I don't have a part to have no just a little diamond thingy. How's the kids?

spk_0 They're great. I saw your mom ring. That's what made me ask. Do you love it isn't it cute?

spk_0 Yeah. Do you know you know Dave Grapman? Do you know him? Dave Grapman yeah. His wife

spk_0 Wow. Davis off her hand. What? Dave Grapman. I don't know. Sorry whoa. Grapman's wife. I don't see like

spk_0 a wife just yeah. That was not that was the least name dropy thing I could do you've dropped so

spk_0 many names as we sat down. I have. You're like yeah future when they put him through I could do

spk_0 the same thing to you. They're like when he had to when he said when he had to go through the

spk_0 little thing my manager. I don't really that's not a celebrity. No. Well it is another guy but

spk_0 how would I know that but there are two different features in this world? Do you've been around us

spk_0 for how many days? No one's even talked to us in these these days we've been here. I think we've

spk_0 said a word to a couple people on your team. We've been in our family team that we've hung out with

spk_0 the only two we've really talked to. Actually there's a third one that I don't remember his name but

spk_0 okay CJ Mike Mike and then there's a third one who was who said his job is no job and he's just

spk_0 an adult and that he's been your friend forever and he doesn't have a job. His job is no job and

spk_0 he's an adult. That's his job just being an adult and then we saw him up as your DJ at the show and

spk_0 I was very we were confused. That's future. Oh yeah. Didn't know his name but yeah at least he was

spk_0 nice. He's great. Yeah so. All right ask away. Thank you can we start the interview now? Yeah

spk_0 that's okay. One time oh what are you 47? Oh well you're only four hours late so. I was not.

spk_0 You said five. You said five. I sat in the alarm and I was like so stressed out trying to get here.

spk_0 You haven't been and you got here at five forty five I got here at six thirty. I did not. I've

spk_0 been here since five. Let's start the interview. Okay I got here at five. I just want the record

spk_0 to show. To show. I've been here since five o'clock. I got arrested in Sweden. That's okay. I forgive

spk_0 you. They'll forgive you too. I don't know if they will. Do you not? I spent a pretty long time in

spk_0 jail. Three days? Nine hours. Was it fun? Are you happy you want it just for the experience? No

spk_0 no no they're they're not. They're not. They're not. Because I got arrested for nothing. What was it?

spk_0 Apparently like what we did a private party and like one of the guys like the officers his girl came

spk_0 to the private party and they just wanted to but they arrested me way too aggressive and they arrested

spk_0 me for nothing. How long ago? Like two like three years ago. So it's gonna be all it's kind of recent. Oh

spk_0 yeah I know his girl's coming back out for sure. You're inviting her? If I can find her. This one's so

spk_0 taken creepy. If I can find her. Go find that guy's yeah. Yeah. Go find his wife and no no honestly

spk_0 I don't know but mate but you know if she came once. Yeah well she's do think she's learned

spk_0 your lesson. That's horrible. Don't say but again. I made the face and you made it. You

spk_0 gave it that that. If she's if she's gonna come she's gonna come. Okay. If yes.

spk_0 If she's coming. No but it's just not even finished. Let's we get what you're trying to say.

spk_0 We got it. We get what you're trying to say. Got a rest in Sweden. Got out nine hours.

spk_0 When do you plan on getting married? What? Yeah. When do I plan on getting married? Yeah.

spk_0 I get married here. I didn't say would you get married here? No I know. Just letting you know. You would

spk_0 get married in this room. Do you know how to garner love that goes all the way down the water

spk_0 by the way? Should we write it? Well the darkness. We're not should we write it in the darkness?

spk_0 Why are you doing that to everything? You could just listen to me and...

spk_0 Should we write it? Let's ask your comments, actually. They're not. No one was

spk_0 gonna do that if I just said it and you didn't laugh after. If you just let it happen.

spk_0 When do you write it in the darkness? Well thank you guys for watching. He's not giving me any.

spk_0 Okay. When do I want to get married? Yeah. When...

spk_0 When... that type of connection finds me? Have you lost close to that connection?

spk_0 No nobody believes. Nobody believes that's so vague. This is how you'd park.

spk_0 It's incomplete sentences. It's just guessing how what you actually mean by it. This is what I

spk_0 feel like when I talk to you. No I think I think I'm being really transparent. Nobody believes.

spk_0 Oh the girls are the world. That's a good album title. The girls are the world. Which one?

spk_0 Which one? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Are you drunk?

spk_0 I feel great. Okay. But to answer your question. What? What?

spk_0 I don't know. Because you know what...

spk_0 What does that mean? What we throw... Getting married.

spk_0 Yeah, dress up and we throw a party. I imagine you'll meet someone. You'll date them for a

spk_0 couple of years. You'll propose. You'll have done... I need someone who deeply appreciates the fact

spk_0 that I try really hard. Okay. That's the best answer. That's the best way I've ever said it.

spk_0 So when you find someone who deeply appreciates... Thank you for being that. You're welcome.

spk_0 I need somebody who deeply appreciates you. I want to appreciate you.

spk_0 I want to appreciate you. Okay. Are you going to wear referees uniform?

spk_0 I'll wear whatever. If you officiate your nudes. Is that not... Okay, I want to be the person

spk_0 who stands in the middle. That doesn't wear a lot of it. I don't know. How do you know what my religion is?

spk_0 I don't think any of every religion does that. I don't know what... Okay, you know what? Don't...

spk_0 So you want to be the priest at my wedding? I don't want to be at your wedding anymore.

spk_0 I don't even want to go to your wedding. I don't want to be the priest at my wedding.

spk_0 Whatever, whoever the house... Okay, I'm Jewish. Not to say that I... That's to say that I can't have a priest.

spk_0 Well, my mom is. Yeah. So that makes you do it. Yeah. So you'd like to be the rabbi at my wedding.

spk_0 If it was a Jewish wedding, just saying... I'll hold out. Or maybe you'd be the priest. I think I want a

spk_0 priest, a rabbi. Okay, I'll be all of them. And like a chef. Maybe just have me at your wedding.

spk_0 I'll sit there and I'll be like, I helped him find you. You could be the chef. What do you imagine your

spk_0 wife to look like? What's a gear type of girl that you want to marry? You look at a girl and you're

spk_0 like, that's... That's just wifey. Well, I would do you now. Then, have you never had that thought?

spk_0 I don't think that the... I don't think that the world is... See you pay attention to a lot of what people

spk_0 say and think. Right? And I think that's the one area where I feel like... I don't know if the world

spk_0 is ready to accept what I feel is like my... Dream? Yeah, what is my partner? Because I feel like

spk_0 there... It's like... It's like... It's like some like... Tweeted out like goth kind of like

spk_0 tatted all over... That's your type. Yeah. Have you ever been... been with anyone like that?

spk_0 Not nearly. Yeah. Where do you find them? Like Comic Con?

spk_0 Yeah. I wish you would give me real answers. If you don't pop out with a goth...

spk_0 I really feel like my destiny is to end up with like a goth spade with just absolute...

spk_0 Ocups. And that's just... That's just honest. Ocups? What the fuck is an Ocub?

spk_0 Like Ocups. What does that mean? Is that like the biggest size you can get? Is that...

spk_0 Ocups, you know? No, I don't know what that means. Like a goth baddie with like just...

spk_0 Big boobs? Yes. You want a goth baddie with big boobs? That's what your type is?

spk_0 Yeah, also funny. A funny goth baddie with big boobs. Yes.

spk_0 Really? Yeah. No offense to them. But really? What's your type? Not a goth man.

spk_0 Okay, well sorry to all the guys. I don't know that I've heard that. Okay. But yes, I don't want to...

spk_0 This even needs to be like for a goth people. It's like not like... I just... I do need like a goth.

spk_0 A kind of emo baddie.

spk_0 As that your way of like you created this such an obscure thing that you'll never find that person

spk_0 that can be... Oh, it's not. It's not me being the basic. It's me being so...

spk_0 I feel like you could find that right now. It's tougher than you think. I am... I am like the

spk_0 opposite of what... Like what they want. Well, what they want. Yeah. Yeah. Well, okay, if there's

spk_0 any goth bodies out there with big boobs, do they have to be like a forever goth body or they can

spk_0 transform into that for you? No. No. I feel like you have that some authenticity. Like it's got to be...

spk_0 So start now if you want to meet him in five years. Get gossy. Get. What does that mean even? Like

spk_0 just they'd wear all black and they have black hair and they wear dark makeup. You like a lot of

spk_0 makeup on a girl. What is it? What is your... What's your... What's your thoughts? Don't do that. I don't

spk_0 like this. Do you like girls with makeup or no makeup? Make up or no makeup? I don't like this on

spk_0 this. What are you singing? I feel like I've heard what you're singing. Can I show them this?

spk_0 No, I just made that up. But that's what I'm just saying. That's like the bag that I want to get in.

spk_0 You want to sing that? I started off. I think singing a TikTok, but then I just put new melodies to it.

spk_0 Okay, don't do that again.

spk_0 Is it why you use auditing? You should put some auditing on this.

spk_0 I didn't know your voice could do that. You neither. Don't have her do that again.

spk_0 Don't do it again. Me neither. So, but overall I don't believe you. So I'm just in the matter

spk_0 what you say right now. I'm not gonna... Unless you show me a picture of you and some

spk_0 Goth body in your phone, I'm not gonna believe that that's actually a thing you. You have a picture of that?

spk_0 You have a picture of that? I don't have what like a picture of me and a Goth bag.

spk_0 Yeah. I don't know. Have you ever met one? Yes, obviously. I've got...

spk_0 Where did I've never seen such a thing? Yeah. I think I've seen it go up and down like that.

spk_0 Yeah, they stayed. Is that why you want a girl that doesn't come out? No, I know I want to be like

spk_0 seen and I want to be... Yeah. I want to be loved by a Goth body. Yeah. Okay. Are you just saying? No, I'm not.

spk_0 I'm just being real. That's just... That is my like that's the that's where I have in my

spk_0 in my head. Everyone's like, oh like Drake like strippers. Drake is like... Do you not like strippers? Do you

spk_0 not like BBLs? By the way, I love strippers. I don't... I don't like BBLs a procedure. So it's not like a

spk_0 person. It's not like a place that you can love. It's just a procedure that you... But do love

spk_0 when people have that procedure. I don't love... I depends on what they look like. I can't just be like,

spk_0 I love that procedure. I feel like your type is anybody with a heartbeat. Do you agree? Well, I mean...

spk_0 according to my Goth baddies, we don't have a heart but... Okay. So yes. Because I feel like the people

spk_0 you've been pictured with are just it's everyone. I don't think you... Name some. I'm not naming anybody.

spk_0 Oh, you're scared now, huh? New Bobby's a little more politically correct. I haven't... Old Bobby where he

spk_0 drops some bombs. Drop some names now. Yeah, I guess that's true. Are you fixing it? You have a man now.

spk_0 Let's talk about that. Is this my interview or yours? Oh, no. So you want it to be a... It's

spk_0 asking you questions. I'm asking you know. You have a man now. I didn't ask for questions.

spk_0 Oh, well. That's okay. We can't always get what we want. But when you try sometimes... Every drink you take

spk_0 to become more annoying is that what happens, every sip of alcohol you take. It's like it amps

spk_0 guys by one person. It's all great. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of the same as prom. He gets that in the

spk_0 comments for sure. Yeah. Well... Posting it was crazy. Is that... Have you never posted someone?

spk_0 It's not for a long time. One's lost time. Well, you're much older than I am. So what did you do when

spk_0 you were 28? Who were you texting? I was just like ripped like ripped like brutality. Like this is my like... Oh my god. I love... Why aren't you letting me

spk_0 have your phone? Because like... I know, but it's not even loading but like... Oh, we're in. So fire. And then it's just

spk_0 like videos of me. I don't know what that is. But like... There's no way that's real. There's no way... Not? Oh my god. Really? Yeah. I would for sure. Actually, no

spk_0 girl. I did a podcast with her once. Did you really? I did. God bless her. One of the sweetest women I've ever met. I

spk_0 can believe that. I just never seen anybody with boobs up against my legs. I noticed you're taught

spk_0 to for the first time today on your neck and you're walking away. What? What? My son's name? Yeah, that's

spk_0 adorable. Sharrows my son. Shout out to your son. What a good guy. Is he? He's working out crazy. Right now. Right now. He has an

spk_0 A-pack. That's crazy. Is that a thing? Yeah, he's just like way more locked in than like I ever was or ever will be. So he

spk_0 doesn't have to Photoshop his body like you. Hard-hitting questions. Hard-hitting questions. Had to be. You're only giving them to me.

spk_0 How often do you work out? You like this question? What? How often do you work out? You ask me that's a lot. Yeah, I know. How often? Did that picture do

spk_0 something to you? I'm not going to ask you any questions since you're making them weird. No, I'm saying

spk_0 did that picture. Yes, I looked at it and I was like, oh my god, I'm in love with him. But that did

spk_0 something to you though. It was viral. Did it change how you felt towards me though? Because you're like

spk_0 a homely girl. Are your abs real? Why are you acting like that's not a question everyone has. But like

spk_0 yours, you're asking him more like who would I like? I hear. When did I ever put me in play it back? When did

spk_0 I give it that? You wanted to give that. Yeah. That's not what it's giving. What am I giving? People think

spk_0 you got a procedure done. Really? You know. A procedure. Yeah, an AB one. Really? Yeah, did you do that? No. Is that a thing?

spk_0 I'm sure it is. Why do you know that? Because people do it all the time. Oh, do they? Yeah. You've never done

spk_0 love? No. People also say they got a BBL. They call me BBL Drizzy. Oh, that's true. Did you? I don't know if

spk_0 I'd like wagon looked crazy when I walked in here, but did it? You got a BBL and you got your abs

spk_0 sculpted? Did you? I didn't look at your body when you walked in here. Do you want me to 360? I don't.

spk_0 So then like if it didn't stand out to you? No, I mean personally, I've never looked at you. I think

spk_0 it was just like I came from the gym. I was sweaty in that pic. Maybe I like, maybe I like

spk_0 went on face to and like put like, like details up, you know, and you can like make it. Don't even admit

spk_0 to that much. Oh, sorry. You just being tuned it. Yeah, I was like, maybe I like heightened the

spk_0 like saturation or something. Okay. I think I like hit it too hard. I hit it too hard. Yeah. They

spk_0 don't look like that. You saw them. Don't make that weird. We just tried to record this and it

spk_0 goes well. Well, no, you asked me to see them the other day. In like during an interview, not

spk_0 because I was just this is our first interview. What she's talking about. We have no other interview. She

spk_0 asked me to see my abs and I show them to her person. I got let's do we played. I should play what?

spk_0 There is nothing to play. I mean, there's nothing. I'm sorry. I don't know. We talked. Yeah, we were just

spk_0 I the first thing I did when I got off the plane was like, can I see your abs? And then you were like,

spk_0 and you were like, damn, you look dead. You were like, they look good. They just don't look like

spk_0 up here. That's exactly what happened. He is so smart. And I hope that becomes the next thing people

spk_0 say about me. Everything I say no matter how minor it seems will just like follow me probably for

spk_0 the rest of my life. So I have to tread carefully when I talk to you. Okay. Well, you want to bring

spk_0 out the bangers down? Yeah. You do have any questions? No, I'm just I know I'm not like I better not

spk_0 tell them, but it's my daughter's second birthday today and I better not tell them. I don't know what

spk_0 I'm leaving on your daughter's first birthday was a was a slapper. I did not think about. Do you

spk_0 think I would have left that in the final edit if I thought it was going to follow me forever?

spk_0 Listen. Yeah. I like yeah, I said it in the interview. I know. She's one.

spk_0 So like 12 months old. No, I'm just saying it's not like she's like she's not going to remember the

spk_0 childhood trauma that you caused her until she watches these interviews back and that is the

spk_0 childhood trauma. Crazy. Do you want to breathe? Praise this? Nice. Well, you're great mom.

spk_0 I don't think that's not. Do you think that's what they're going to cut? They're going to cut

spk_0 just you saying I'm a great mom or do you think the clip will be? Oh yeah, let's pretend like

spk_0 you don't make the clips. I don't make the clips that go viral. Do you think I made the clip?

spk_0 Well, we'll put whatever in that. I did look the point is you're a phenomenal mother. I have watched

spk_0 you. I will say during our first interview, I was like your level of just like dedication to

spk_0 motherhood was insane. I've never seen anything like it. Thank you. Honestly, you stayed up, waited

spk_0 for me to finish rehearsal to like four in the morning. Someone's dying. It's okay. Like most

spk_0 sentimental part of the interview. I know. God. Just wants to have a really good time.

spk_0 Coffee. It's okay. You've been seeing these things again. You were incredible. You were so

spk_0 accommodating to me and understanding my situation and at the same time, it was like you were like,

spk_0 I need to get back to my kids. You were asking for like the first thing smoking from Memphis, Tennessee,

spk_0 which is insane. The first what? Oh, the first flight out. Oh, thank you for the translation.

spk_0 First thing smoking that. I'm sorry that I wanted to. I'm certainly have changed.

spk_0 John girls. You'd be asked if the first thing smoking these days, we know what you'd be talking

spk_0 about, but I was talking about a flight home. Anyway, you were asking for like the first flight out,

spk_0 like you're like, I have to get back to my kids. You were just pumping out. Oh, my God. That pure white

spk_0 thank you. It was. I've never tried more milk than that trip. Oh, it was. I swear, I,

spk_0 there were cows in Tennessee that were jealous. I was hooked up to the law. Their otters couldn't

spk_0 even comprehend how you were. Don't even leave me alone. No, it was crazy. It was the most milk.

spk_0 I'd have ever seen. I've never seen. I've never seen anything like that. I didn't get to witness

spk_0 that in my own in my own life. No, I didn't see. Yeah. I didn't see. I didn't see that. I didn't see

spk_0 where you breast battles. Okay. I don't, I don't know. You never asked your mom. No. No,

spk_0 we have other conversations. Not about breast. Yeah. No, but you were churning. I, I swear, we could have

spk_0 opened. We could have had a bakery, a butter factory. We could have done. I mean, the butter

spk_0 fact. And this is, okay, that's, I appreciate the, I was, this is all. It is. It was, it was,

spk_0 compliment behind all of this. It was, it was, it was like 2% 1% skim. Uh-huh. I swear, it was,

spk_0 it was skim, it was a borderline skim's collab. Yeah, was it? That's how much

spk_0 night was coming. I'm okay. It was crazy. Thank you. Um, no, you were, you were, you're also

spk_0 good parents. Thank you. Oh, I'll, I'll let you have that too. Yeah, that's really sweet. Yeah. We,

spk_0 that's all I'm going to do about. I feel like we don't know too many details. I don't know a lot

spk_0 about you. I have limited knowledge of you to this day. I still don't really know your music.

spk_0 I couldn't listen to it for the last two years. Yeah. Um, which, they play your music kind of everywhere.

spk_0 But none of my friends have for two years now. That's a lie. They just don't do it around you.

spk_0 I, I don't play it religiously. Maybe not my like closest friends though. Maybe not though,

spk_0 your friends are from LA. They've probably been offered for the last little bit to be honest.

spk_0 Maybe for no reason in particular, you know, yeah. I feel like that's it. I think I could go back and

spk_0 Lexie's story archive and probably find some, no, some sketchy stuff. Maybe, no, I'm going to find

spk_0 another. Do you know Lexie's a very big fan of your music? That's, was that approved to say today?

spk_0 Lexie, why would she not? A very big fan of your music. I don't know. She's like,

spk_0 what did you say?

spk_0 Wow. Nevermind.

spk_0 Okay. She enjoys listening to your music. Okay. So like a little you rounded it off a little bit.

spk_0 Okay. Yeah. She doesn't want. Yeah. Yeah. Tomato tomato. She likes your music.

spk_0 What did you, are you from LA, right? Huh? Like, born or raised? Yeah.

spk_0 What are you putting on? No, I just asked you. I just asked you in the area. Okay.

spk_0 Nobody wants to claim it now. I'm sure she's still listening to you, but I'm not like,

spk_0 nobody wants to bang it around the gang in the area. claim what? No, nothing. Okay. What are you

spk_0 trying to say? No, sorry. Todd didn't know. I know. I'm from that suit. They have you as me on

spk_0 part. Actually, yeah. Yeah. I'm going to actually have a fucking face. Are you proud that you're from

spk_0 Toronto's? Yeah. You are? Mm-hmm. You still live there? Yeah. Did you have an LA house?

spk_0 I do. It's currently. I thought you sold it. I'm trying. Want to buy it? Yeah.

spk_0 81 million. Let me just buy that. Okay. Do you want to give it to me? No. Okay. Well, then I guess

spk_0 we're not going to buy it. Maybe after this, we'll see how this goes. How much is your house in

spk_0 Toronto? Is that off the record? Is that not something that's public? Yeah, I don't know.

spk_0 It has to be more in your side house. True. I bought a ranch in Texas. That's my that's my spot right now.

spk_0 100 million dollar ranch in Texas. Not quite. It will be one day. What are you doing with that?

spk_0 You're going to put a bunker on it? No, it's not really my vibe. You don't want a bunker? A bunker?

spk_0 No, it's it's do all you know rich people have bunkers. I imagine them too. You don't have one.

spk_0 No. What do you even do if the world just goes south right now and there's a disaster?

spk_0 Where do you go to a rich person place you're going to go to? Where would I go if the world was going?

spk_0 I don't know. Not not. There's a blackout and everything is chaos. COVID times a million. Right.

spk_0 It's the end basically. Where are you going to go? Probably a soda for a drink.

spk_0 Like I don't know. It's the end of time. How do you get where I go to the alloy bar? No, there's up the road.

spk_0 You never thought of if there's something hot. I'm like god damn hit an A&M game with Johnny Manziel one time.

spk_0 Throughout the world. Why are you asking like this is like a crazy question? I don't know. You want to say go to Turks.

spk_0 Head up Noah's Ark. See Flocka. Have a fucking shot at 42. Okay. You could have been. Can I slide or the airspace is open?

spk_0 I don't know. Can you fly? Do you just summon your jet? Is that how it works? Yeah. Yeah. I would tell them to take me to all the places that mean something to me.

spk_0 Okay. So no, you do not have a special place. That's like for rich people. I'm coming back to LA. Are you scared away from all A?

spk_0 Wow. Are you? Are you? Am I scared away? No, you're not. No. Okay. Then why didn't you do an LA tour? Are you just in your LA tour?

spk_0 In America. To where? Yes. Just a tour of every city in LA. I did. By the way, I wouldn't when all that happened. I just finished an American tour.

spk_0 So I got to do another one. They don't happen like every month you go on a new one. Right? Yeah. So I'll be back. You will? Yeah.

spk_0 Hopefully, hopefully we don't have a part two of our falling out again. No, I think we already skipped that. You're good. Do you think so?

spk_0 Yeah, you came to another show. It went well. Did you tell Mike to be like extra nice to me during the lawn? No.

spk_0 I felt like the contrast from the first one to the second one. I was like, I feel like you're trying to make sure that there's no way I'm

spk_0 No, no feeling any type of what he he was the first thing we were just hitting the peg and it was just like a thing. It was like it's

spk_0 Yeah, you think. Okay. Well, I won't get into details of why I disagree, but that's okay. What's do you have? Do you have

spk_0 anything that you've really wait how long we've been to my odds me two hours? I don't think it's been two hours. I think so.

spk_0 I would say that you've got your time for your second time and you weren't here on time. So I think it's been like an hour and a half but glad.

spk_0 Look at that view though. Beautiful. I want to see what you look like. Hold on. Wait. Oh.

spk_0 Oh, which there is. Oh, there is a camera getting you looking. Oh, just pitch black. Okay. No view there.

spk_0 It's really pitch black behind us now. It is. Oh, yeah. It probably was nice though.

spk_0 There's a hundred percent chance it was nice. Do you think that

spk_0 Theo would do you like that? No.

spk_0 You get into a bed like that. What was that? Or is that a little like wrap around thing you've done?

spk_0 That's how I get in the back. Closer. We've certainly got close. I feel like you can see that I have like

spk_0 that you have goosebumps. No, you have goosebumps right now. There's not a single show going up your spine.

spk_0 Why would I have with any of those things? Because we're back, Bob. We're back. We're friends forever now. Back.

spk_0 So you want to be best friends? Who's your best friend? You have a lot. I have a lot of great friends.

spk_0 Yeah. You do have a lot of those. Well, I want to be somewhere on the list. Okay.

spk_0 I think we can make that happen. Yeah. I love that. I thought we were last time.

spk_0 But then we're close. We're near close. The last time. And then it just went south for two years.

spk_0 But now it's like, okay. Sometimes people need a break. You need a two-year break. It was good for me.

spk_0 Yeah, me too. Yeah. I felt like myself. Yeah. I love better here. Do you feel like you look better from last time?

spk_0 I think so. It's dry. The same. You look the same? Yeah. Yeah. Do it not?

spk_0 People look to say I look like I'm 40 now. I'm like really?

spk_0 Some, some, I read comments too much. Yeah. Because if you have to give me advice going into this new

spk_0 era of my lifetime, what does your give me three top top? My top three pieces of advice.

spk_0 Yes. All right. And I'm going to follow whatever they are. So give your best.

spk_0 Next interview. Uh-huh. Fresh shave on armpits. Right?

spk_0 On pits are shaved. Thank you. But or maybe like a laser or a

spk_0 I do my laser to my armpits. Literally. You didn't see my arm. You didn't see my okay.

spk_0 I will get professional laser hair removal before the next interview video.

spk_0 And then hopefully this one's a real. Yes. I would say that the true response to your

spk_0 contributions and your work is not in the immediate response from individuals. Do you understand

spk_0 I don't mean by that? It's like first to comment or first to be seen or first to offer their opinion

spk_0 is not the actual response to your contribution. So for example, like when I'm dropping an album,

spk_0 right? They have phone calls like media phone calls, deciding what stance so-and-so is going to take

spk_0 within the first hour or within the first three hours or within the first 12 hours so that

spk_0 this person doesn't overlap with person. Well, I'm going to say that I hate that album. I don't

spk_0 know what what it's going to bring yet. But I'm going to take this stance or I literally it's

spk_0 it's about like I hate to say first responders that sounds terrible. Childs are the first responders.

spk_0 We're not talking about all you lovely people. We're talking about first responders in media

spk_0 and in comments. But my advice to you is the fastest comments and the ones that are meant to sit

spk_0 at the top with the most replies. It's a purposeful action and it's not the genuine reaction to how

spk_0 people feel about you. People think you're funny. They think you're great. They would love to

spk_0 sit across from you and laugh with you. They do think you're a great mother. They do think you're cute.

spk_0 They don't think you look 40 in the face. They think lovely things about you and I just think that you're

spk_0 so I think that you take that immediate reaction and you wear it. You wear it like a romper.

spk_0 Sometimes you need to separate the shorts and the bass babe and that's what it is.

spk_0 That would be number two. I like the number two. I'm not gonna care about what people think as much.

spk_0 Yes. And the number three would be I think just like make sure that you have

spk_0 just adequate adversaries. Not adversaries but it's like your interviews sometimes are like you need

spk_0 people who deserve to be here and feed off of that babbo vibe. So it's just like even if you

spk_0 have the opportunity to interview somebody just do it if it feels right. And if you don't think

spk_0 it's gonna be funny or build out the thing that you want then don't do it. I've enjoyed saying

spk_0 no more than I've enjoyed saying yes. Really? No but it sounded good. But you say no with you.

spk_0 Oh I say no all the time. Yeah. I almost said no to this today. You didn't.

spk_0 No I didn't. It just looks like your idea. That's my idea. Absolutely right. I was very shocked to hear

spk_0 from you again. Yeah. Because we've only talked once since our video falling out.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 But you want to know when this you give it a die. Hey girl if I tell you what being you

spk_0 that doesn't mean that I don't care. What are you?

spk_0 I thought it's still going on. Yeah.

spk_0 Is that a real song? Is that a Drake song?

spk_0 One of my favorites on the world down. Your songs? No. Who sings?

spk_0 112. Let's let them sing it. I just thought I thought I was fitting for the moment.

spk_0 Yeah. Best stayed up. Best dating or life? Best date of my life.

spk_0 Best date with the best date. Yeah. That's right. That's exactly it.

spk_0 Yeah. Oh, both. Yeah. Just right in this.

spk_0 If you had a superhero name what would it be? BBC Girl.

spk_0 Oh okay. That's where we're going to end. That's crazy. How about you redo that without that?

spk_0 Sorry. If you had a superhero name what would it be? What would it be?

spk_0 Don't be my biggest hater. Can you clap the rumors? What do you mean? What is the rumor? I don't

spk_0 even... That's crazy. Don't read my... How do I clear up this rumor? What should I say?

spk_0 I got the world things that you just... Am I whore? No. No.

spk_0 That's definitely what people say. No, they just think that you magnetically attract the biggest

spk_0 anaconda's on planet earth. Why do they do that? Is it because you're just so sweet and dainty?

spk_0 I don't know why people say that. I don't want them to say that anymore. I don't know what

spk_0 people say anything about me and me with people. People swear that I seriously have the world's

spk_0 largest longest roster ever. No. They think that I've slept like anybody who's

spk_0 who's done an interview with me. I've just had that again back to me. I'm never going to read

spk_0 comments sections again but that is all it is. Is there... Oh another person she's...

spk_0 I'm like you guys just think that I... It's only because like you you're willing to be cool with

spk_0 black people I think. But they think I sleep with black guys. Every... Yeah. That's really where it is.

spk_0 People are just uncomfortable with that. They're like oh why do all these black guys find this

spk_0 why girl finding which is unfortunate. Yeah I can't just not because they're all having... I

spk_0 thought that I do I pay for each interview with sex and like please do an interview with me I'll

spk_0 I'll have sex with you. One day. One day what? One day what? One day what's gonna happen? One day we'll

spk_0 get compensated for these huh? Oh boys. Oh dare you. There will be no compensation for anything. I've

spk_0 got a crazy take. Yeah. People are crazy. Yeah. There's your... We're gonna get the fuck out of here.

spk_0 Yeah no we need to. I don't know. What? How are we gonna... Yeah you gotta fly home.

spk_0 And how are we gonna end it? Well whatever we do it's gonna set the precedent for every interview

spk_0 after so just what are you what are you thinking? About not what I want to happen every single interview.

spk_0 Can you imagine that being the thing? Tito card. Should you say any last words?

spk_0 Uh... This is...

spk_0 I will say this. He will say this.

spk_0 The world come a time in your life where it's easier to do the smaller thing, the petty thing,

spk_0 maybe even the wrong thing, but the much more rewarding experience is to be the bigger person

spk_0 or to be the bigger people and to heal anything that you've ever got through and enjoy the benefits

spk_0 of a positive, rebuilt, reinforced connection with somebody that I guarantee you you have a soft spot for in your heart.

spk_0 Is that about me? Yeah. Wow. It takes you so like I have to process the sentences you put together.

spk_0 Really? Why am I so... There's no... No, maybe I am. They're so long and I'm what is what it's about,

spk_0 but I think I got it at the end. Okay. You have a soft spot for me. Yeah, and I'm really happy that we...

spk_0 Did this again? That we did this because I love you, Bob. I love you too. I still don't know what to call you,

spk_0 but I love you too. Well, we'll save that for episode three. Let's just do one every two years after

spk_0 something crazy happens. Getting a little further and further each time until the inevitable

spk_0 just transpires. And then I'm the Goth girl, you marry. What a crazy full circle in Zurich. Zurich.

spk_0 You're right. You're right. Oh God, I love you. I can't wait to be with you.

spk_0 Best run. Thanks. Thanks so much for this. I appreciate it. Thanks for... Yeah, you're asked out of

spk_0 Lexi, you can stay. You don't have to do that, man. But I got a pussy's man.

spk_0 I see I'm going outside when I see I'm in for real. I'm so real shit outside some body shit,

spk_0 man. I'm gonna see I'm in for real. You know, I got a tote bag. I don't know if you shouldn't

spk_0 do that. Yeah. And thank you.

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