Coyotes

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spk_0 February 12, 2002.

spk_0 Day before Ash Wednesday, if it matters.

spk_0 This is FBI agent V.B. Laurel,

spk_0 Haber County Field Office, regarding incident to Juliette Oscar-9 or two.

spk_0 A man is going to die tonight, and he's going to die for Jesus.

spk_0 I specialize in that.

spk_0 Cults, fanatics, new religious movements.

spk_0 It's a thankless specialty.

spk_0 There's something like 10,000 cults in the United States on any given day.

spk_0 You say cult?

spk_0 People think Charles Manson.

spk_0 They think Waco as if cults are that easy to spot.

spk_0 Once I asked this woman, a self-made charismatic creature in the cat skills

spk_0 to define what she considered a cult.

spk_0 She told me that a cult is any religion that puts conditions on salvation.

spk_0 If you have to do jumping jacks or pay money to say,

spk_0 I accept Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior.

spk_0 That is a cult.

spk_0 Now, that woman also had 28 illegally adopted children in her head,

spk_0 and kept their hair dyed platinum blonde.

spk_0 So I don't know. You tell me.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 Generally, I see cult go one of two ways.

spk_0 Either a preacher is a capitalist, storefront churches, self-help weekends.

spk_0 Those are shepherds looking for money.

spk_0 We pick them up on tax evasion and mail fraud.

spk_0 Governments got a limit on those pet pills, baby.

spk_0 Two per customer.

spk_0 Yeah. Oh, yeah.

spk_0 No, I just want the two.

spk_0 And then another two, my girlfriends in the truck.

spk_0 Drunk. A truck.

spk_0 Y'all got now and later?

spk_0 Behind you.

spk_0 The harder ones to catch are the true believers.

spk_0 These are isolated groups recruited in short bursts,

spk_0 stringent mercurial codes of conduct focused around a single,

spk_0 deified figure.

spk_0 Those shepherds want power.

spk_0 They want immortality.

spk_0 But then, then there's Amos Lossor and the Crossroads Tabernacle.

spk_0 Amos wanted both money and power.

spk_0 He got it the old fashioned way.

spk_0 Jesus, go got the Christmas time.

spk_0 He did miracles.

spk_0 You've got the Tabernacle at Palm Springs.

spk_0 Long live the Easter Sunday.

spk_0 The 99 Christmas message.

spk_0 I read to this.

spk_0 I was saved right there.

spk_0 Taves are two for five dollars.

spk_0 This is listen, listen up.

spk_0 My name is Emory Wick.

spk_0 I am 19 years old.

spk_0 I was born in a dog bed like the Holy Spirit in the manger.

spk_0 And can I?

spk_0 I can.

spk_0 I want to share with you the loving bosom of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

spk_0 Already got him.

spk_0 Thanks.

spk_0 But then, can I share the bosom word of the American prophet, Amos Lossor then?

spk_0 Total comes to 62, 60.

spk_0 You can keep the tape.

spk_0 Oh, bless you.

spk_0 You don't know.

spk_0 It'll come back to you.

spk_0 Tenfold.

spk_0 This is a 50.

spk_0 Hey, kid.

spk_0 New entry in the Lossor incident file.

spk_0 Record number two, Juliet Oscar Ninert.

spk_0 Trust.

spk_0 Open reference in the wrongful desk homicide investigation on one

spk_0 Caucasian jaundale.

spk_0 Suspect driving a 12 foot, a tax code rental truck,

spk_0 yellow paint, Oklahoma plea,

spk_0 traveling eastbound on interstate two towards Chinook and Lohan.

spk_0 Hurry up.

spk_0 I'm not ready to freeze my ass off.

spk_0 God knows how the chick got that far without slowchannel.

spk_0 Rome presents Chinook, a 30-ninger's production,

spk_0 starring Kelly Marie Tran and Senaleithin.

spk_0 Episode one, Coyotes.

spk_0 The hunter who was in prison told you to shut up.

spk_0 I am as the Lord made me.

spk_0 I am a thousand beings of joy and light penetrating the darkness.

spk_0 Amos Lossor and the temperament.

spk_0 You have to have it because the cattle ride up.

spk_0 Oh, and be Jeremiah.

spk_0 Quick, Goren, they look like a Christmas elf.

spk_0 Anybody to talk to you?

spk_0 No, no, no.

spk_0 I did share my testimony with the lady of the cash register.

spk_0 Fuck's sake.

spk_0 He got me a free tape.

spk_0 She said she had Jesus but she had a no-sering and black fingernails.

spk_0 She needed the word.

spk_0 Holy Spirit told me she got astrological signs or some other Satan stuff.

spk_0 Yeah, astrological signs too, dipshit.

spk_0 Born with them.

spk_0 White people don't have stars.

spk_0 They have Jesus.

spk_0 Dipshit.

spk_0 Why the josh up and get the camp?

spk_0 Give me the gun back.

spk_0 I'm sitting on it.

spk_0 I'm slide up.

spk_0 Let me carry it a while.

spk_0 I don't trust you with it.

spk_0 Why not?

spk_0 You've seen your shoot.

spk_0 I'm doing all the work here.

spk_0 I've been driving for 22 hours straight.

spk_0 Well, you picked your fingernails and sleep.

spk_0 Steering through the pitch dark.

spk_0 Holding my breath out through the rockies.

spk_0 And you can't say two words nicer than fuck off.

spk_0 Why can't I hold the gun for the makes me feel better?

spk_0 Give me the gun.

spk_0 Or I can take it.

spk_0 Wait it!

spk_0 Whip it!

spk_0 You dumb of the back of your pants.

spk_0 And pull your ass off.

spk_0 Jesus, God forgive my brother friend for person you're now.

spk_0 You have the 50 arms.

spk_0 This is never going to get that cold.

spk_0 Jesus, no way.

spk_0 I'm going to shut up.

spk_0 I'm a champion.

spk_0 Mayans live.

spk_0 I'm the creator of the observatory.

spk_0 I've seen none of you actually show your attention.

spk_0 Yet youigung full of chains and they were only your luggage,

spk_0

spk_0 and me. how shall I send you?

spk_0 keep your hands on the wheel and forward. don't speed. calm and inconspicuous. we're in a big yellow truck Jeremiah. look at the road.

spk_0 go on to take the next exit. find a country road and I start placed a cool off end.

spk_0 If light creates electricity, no

spk_0 I will not!

spk_0 I am not!

spk_0 It off the fucking road!

spk_0 You need to get to the river. You need to get out of sight.

spk_0 I'm still with him back there now.

spk_0 We're gonna sevens ones and six east of my angry.

spk_0 My angry kid, right?

spk_0 No!

spk_0 Kid, you are some kind of you.

spk_0 I am the eye of the sparrow.

spk_0 I will hold a plate first right now.

spk_0 Hold that field.

spk_0 I shot the blinkers off.

spk_0 I'm gonna kill him.

spk_0 Driver, it's complicated.

spk_0 Hold on.

spk_0 Head down.

spk_0 There's no one out here.

spk_0 Just have to sit tight.

spk_0 Shot!

spk_0 I'm going to open a box.

spk_0 There's another attract.

spk_0 We're going first.

spk_0 I guess I should have hit down there.

spk_0 I will see.

spk_0 Don't get off my foot.

spk_0 Shut them up, shut them up.

spk_0 Is that the hedge?

spk_0 What are they doing back there?

spk_0 Locked it didn't shoot.

spk_0 You always remember to lock it.

spk_0 We're yelling at me to hurry out.

spk_0 I forgot.

spk_0 They're supposed to be asleep.

spk_0 Shut up.

spk_0 Shut the mouse. Wait here.

spk_0 Don't leave.

spk_0 I'm coming.

spk_0 Wait.

spk_0 Don't leave me here by myself.

spk_0 Wait here.

spk_0 Wait.

spk_0 What's up?

spk_0 I don't know what she was.

spk_0 He's not receiving.

spk_0 He's just such a...

spk_0 Can you kill him?

spk_0 Oh.

spk_0 Oh no driver.

spk_0 Jeremiah.

spk_0 Buddy, could you chase him in you hole?

spk_0 Christ is mighty.

spk_0 Would I say?

spk_0 God is flesh.

spk_0 He's a mountain.

spk_0 God.

spk_0 Christ.

spk_0 God.

spk_0 Christ.

spk_0

spk_0 God.

spk_0 my underwear is wet.

spk_0 What'd you do to your hands?

spk_0 Drive.

spk_0 I can cut back through the barrel run and we can take the river road back to China.

spk_0 Take cover for the night.

spk_0 Not stopping.

spk_0 But they're moving back there.

spk_0 They're not stopping.

spk_0 They're awake.

spk_0 Drive.

spk_0 I'm driving.

spk_0 Don't put the gun at me.

spk_0 Keep going, don't stop.

spk_0 What did you do back there?

spk_0 Faster.

spk_0 Don't push the pedals.

spk_0 Jesus help me.

spk_0 Don't listen to me.

spk_0 Slow down.

spk_0 Fuck you're gonna make me do all the dri-

spk_0 Dear!

spk_0 Jesus!

spk_0 Oh no!

spk_0 Jesus!

spk_0

spk_0 You're just letting him go?

spk_0 He'll count you 30 minutes down the road.

spk_0 And we've been talking for 10.

spk_0 I can literally see the highway from my sister's front yard.

spk_0 Look, you keep clearing highway west.

spk_0 I'll jump on clear water and catch him if he doubles back.

spk_0 It's a drunk driver kid and not the French connection.

spk_0 Drunk driver in a box truck.

spk_0 Debbie, it is.

spk_0 I need you to keep the line clear.

spk_0 Dane for it.

spk_0 Ruth, you're late.

spk_0 Did you get the case though?

spk_0 I got me, Deb.

spk_0 Me, Deb.

spk_0 It's 10 o'clock this Tuesday night.

spk_0 I didn't think you bought cheese sauce for the gas.

spk_0 Maybe I can melt some cheddar in it?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 It's grown hour free.

spk_0 About 2002 to let him count down.

spk_0 Big ground is here.

spk_0 Isn't it great?

spk_0 I got the choir girls and the mayor's new wife.

spk_0 Elise was pushing to watch the show at her place,

spk_0 but her deadbeat brother was driving out in her guest room.

spk_0 And I said, sweetheart, I know we're only drinking Sherbert punch,

spk_0 but isn't that embedding temptation?

spk_0 And she folded like a deck of cards.

spk_0 Y'all get back to bed.

spk_0 I see Grace got some more work done.

spk_0 Shh, don't be so.

spk_0 What is that?

spk_0 Three noses in five years?

spk_0 Dick Clark gets his face done.

spk_0 No one says a thing.

spk_0 Joan Rivers, Billy Graham.

spk_0 I'm on hold.

spk_0 Billy Graham got an eye-cub.

spk_0 Grace just looks like she's hiking from the mall.

spk_0 Push.

spk_0 We're not your negative today.

spk_0 Look at me.

spk_0 You are beautiful.

spk_0 What?

spk_0 You are intelligent.

spk_0 You're punctual.

spk_0 What are you doing?

spk_0 I'm prophesying over you.

spk_0 That's not prophecy.

spk_0 That's compliments.

spk_0 Prophecy is speaking truth.

spk_0 I'm speaking truth.

spk_0 God says your faith is like an oak tree.

spk_0 Prophecy is like the where you worshipers of all.

spk_0 The God of Israel will smite thee.

spk_0 They don't have to be big truths.

spk_0 I need the crossbroker.

spk_0 That little curly woman's got dessert spoons in her purse.

spk_0 Mrs. Herman!

spk_0 My son gave me this camcorder.

spk_0 I send the tapes direct to the FBI.

spk_0 That's right.

spk_0 It's a party, Mrs. Herman.

spk_0 Why don't you go enjoy some refreshments?

spk_0 You've got to have a sick and so brainwrap into his lasagna.

spk_0 Ha ha ha!

spk_0 You're a babble.

spk_0 He's putting silver in a pocket and laughing while she's doing it.

spk_0 Let's go find you a nice seat on the couch, okay?

spk_0 I'll cut you a piece of cake.

spk_0 So sorry, one minute.

spk_0 Mitch!

spk_0 Maverone!

spk_0 How are you guys?

spk_0 Is your fortune in your side off the way to the left?

spk_0 Four, four, nine, down to half.

spk_0 Ready to stay in the cruiser's roofing?

spk_0 I have to keep an ear on it.

spk_0 What if highway calls for backup?

spk_0 They'd call the Canadian Mounties before they call you.

spk_0 Don't worry.

spk_0 They're broke.

spk_0 Nick Deer will still be dead in the morning.

spk_0 Funny.

spk_0 Mitch, honey, Mrs. Herman got into the punch.

spk_0 I need you to take our home.

spk_0 Oh!

spk_0 I'm supposed to be at the church in ten minutes.

spk_0 This late?

spk_0 Men's Bible Studies packing peanut butter for the mission trip.

spk_0 You can drop her on the way.

spk_0 It takes five minutes.

spk_0 I'll come through!

spk_0 Yay!

spk_0 Who's that?

spk_0 I have a lease.

spk_0 Thirty four in Northern Montana.

spk_0 What's on your heart, baby?

spk_0 My husband and I have been trying to have children.

spk_0 Full two years married.

spk_0 But he can't complete the Marlotte act in me.

spk_0 Has he been completing it, mother?

spk_0 He says he's praying for Mr. and his children.

spk_0 This would pass us for women's Bible Study now.

spk_0 Women.

spk_0 Gossiping about their six lives on a cable call in show.

spk_0 It doesn't count as gossip if you're asking for prayers.

spk_0 God forbid they learn to use the Internet.

spk_0 They're babe.

spk_0 What do the men do for Bible Study?

spk_0 We fish.

spk_0 That's all.

spk_0 I can't find her coat.

spk_0 We can send her home in one of your...

spk_0 Did he leech?

spk_0 You just missed him.

spk_0 I'm gonna kill that man!

spk_0 I don't...

spk_0 God forgive me.

spk_0 I can take Mrs. Narek.

spk_0 Don't be ridiculous to you.

spk_0 Just got here.

spk_0 I need to get to work.

spk_0 I can drop her on the way.

spk_0 You said you were off till midnight.

spk_0 I'm on call.

spk_0 Not off duty.

spk_0 Can't they just ping me if they need you?

spk_0 Or call the house phone?

spk_0 It's a county dispatch.

spk_0 They can't just call the house phone.

spk_0 They do for match.

spk_0 9-1-1 calls your husband on the phone?

spk_0 When it's an emergency, you gotta call up first thing this morning.

spk_0 Forgive this deceitful woman.

spk_0 The sheriff caught Mrs. Herman walking laps in the highway.

spk_0 She was writing down plate numbers.

spk_0 Hmm.

spk_0 Maybe you should give her a job.

spk_0 I don't know if it's schizophrenia or the lead poisoning.

spk_0 She was never this crazy when we were kids.

spk_0 You never took piano lessons with her.

spk_0 She is sweet and away.

spk_0 Oh, what she's sharp enough?

spk_0 She'll still anything, not nailed down.

spk_0 The pawn shop keeps an open account with her.

spk_0 And she's got more silverware than the White House.

spk_0 I didn't put any silver out.

spk_0 You're missing for a teaspoon.

spk_0 Don't worry, we've read few impotency.

spk_0 Your name.

spk_0 Shut.

spk_0 I'm shot.

spk_0 Jesus, help me.

spk_0 I'm shot.

spk_0 Not shot.

spk_0 Oh, alive.

spk_0 You're alive.

spk_0 Oh, you're certain to be just.

spk_0 Did you hear my?

spk_0 Come on, tell.

spk_0 You gotta wake up.

spk_0 Hey.

spk_0 I'm not shot, are you?

spk_0 Goddamn, girl, son.

spk_0 I told you, let me hold it.

spk_0 Push these sons of bitches.

spk_0 Baby deer.

spk_0 Where'd you go?

spk_0 I'm sorry, big baby deer.

spk_0 Big baby deer.

spk_0 Happy.

spk_0 You got baby deer blood on my good green slate.

spk_0 The whole damn talking truck has been down in the collie.

spk_0 You better stay in the heat.

spk_0 If I be like popcorn, it's a dentist.

spk_0 You better be all broken legs and concussions in there.

spk_0 Because I swear to Mrs. Mary Magdalene, I will split your skull if they're not already split.

spk_0 I'll split.

spk_0 I'll cut you right down the nose.

spk_0 Now you dead.

spk_0 Door stuck.

spk_0 You hear that?

spk_0 The door stuck.

spk_0 You broke the goddamn skit thing.

spk_0 The wheel is the wheel that the door thing moves on.

spk_0 You gonna break out?

spk_0 Run for the hills?

spk_0 Now, good luck.

spk_0 Hello?

spk_0 Are you live in there?

spk_0 Hello, fellow Christians.

spk_0 Miss Mann?

spk_0 Sir?

spk_0 Show me your life.

spk_0 Cut your hand.

spk_0 Come on.

spk_0 Please.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Okay, okay.

spk_0 Jeremiah?

spk_0 I can't get the hatch open.

spk_0 Hey!

spk_0 Jeremiah?

spk_0 Shit.

spk_0 I got an upper.

spk_0 Find the boat.

spk_0 Shit.

spk_0 Don't die.

spk_0 I'm taking the gun with me.

spk_0 Don't die.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 You in there.

spk_0 I know you can hear me.

spk_0 Listen up.

spk_0 I'm gonna walk out and get some help.

spk_0 I'm turning the heater on.

spk_0 Huddled up close to the cab and stay put.

spk_0 You hear me?

spk_0 Stay put.

spk_0 I'll be right back.

spk_0 30 minutes to midnight.

spk_0 Put your hands on your television.

spk_0 Jesus.

spk_0 See your servant in her power of faith.

spk_0 Deliver me from this endless night as you delivered the Israelites from Egypt and the Pharaoh.

spk_0 Oh, Jesus, it doesn't matter.

spk_0 In the grand scheme of things, she probably survived poor Jesus.

spk_0 And cause that.

spk_0 She never dreamed she'd been a world with email and beauty pictures of March Simpson.

spk_0 I'm praying.

spk_0 You are not earpleing petrace on her phone.

spk_0 Why?

spk_0 Turn to the sound of you are wicked.

spk_0 Spying on people so receipts of doubt in my mind.

spk_0 I looked in a drawer.

spk_0 You want me to look at her purse.

spk_0 No, I want you to look in your purse.

spk_0 Count your credit cards, maybe check the prescriptions and your medicine cabinet.

spk_0 That is an elderly woman with four adult children.

spk_0 You're talking about her like she's some kind of don't think.

spk_0 You're a grown woman.

spk_0 You need to learn what people look like when they're high.

spk_0 I know about drugs.

spk_0 Thank you very much.

spk_0 Uh-huh, sure.

spk_0 Don't shoot me.

spk_0 This is my mama didn't want you to go to college.

spk_0 You got all this pollution.

spk_0 Cuckoo in your brain.

spk_0 What do you use to be the first in the Carp for Advocation Bible School?

spk_0 You're a drink and poison.

spk_0 I have to go.

spk_0 Oh, come on.

spk_0 Who is it?

spk_0 Who do we have here?

spk_0 I got through again.

spk_0 Oh, Jesus Christ is my name.

spk_0 Oh, I feel the spirit.

spk_0 You're all the air.

spk_0 Hi again, Miss Grace.

spk_0 Ah, there must be marital relations in Montana.

spk_0 Grace, we've been praying on it these last two hours.

spk_0 I just remembered another part of the dream I had.

spk_0 Can you tell Timmy and five were to less?

spk_0 No.

spk_0 Then I'm sorry, sweetie.

spk_0 I'm afraid Jesus didn't have enough time for us tonight.

spk_0 But tell me, who is we?

spk_0 Me and my Bible study.

spk_0 I'm a man.

spk_0 I think Jesus just spoke to me right now.

spk_0 He wants you to give the phone to someone else.

spk_0 I can give the phone.

spk_0 Give me the phone.

spk_0 Hello, Miss Bridges.

spk_0 Hello, Grace.

spk_0 No.

spk_0 Hello, Grace.

spk_0 No, no.

spk_0 There's somebody on the telephone.

spk_0 Who is there?

spk_0 Girls, listen to me now.

spk_0 The Lord has a word.

spk_0 He wants to speak.

spk_0 He tells me there is a young woman present.

spk_0 She's had a crossroads.

spk_0 No husband, no children.

spk_0 She is a mouthpiece of God.

spk_0 There's no one like that here.

spk_0 It's Ruth.

spk_0 Me?

spk_0 No.

spk_0 Yes, here.

spk_0 I feel the spirit.

spk_0 I feel it too.

spk_0 Ruth, I feel the more.

spk_0 I know she's doing it.

spk_0 You can't do it, Ruthie.

spk_0 You can't do it.

spk_0

spk_0 You can't do it.

spk_0 You just talk to her, but she talks to her.

spk_0 She talks to her, but she talks to her.

spk_0 Who is there?

spk_0 Phone looks we heard.

spk_0 Hello?

spk_0 This is Ruth.

spk_0 Hello, Ruth.

spk_0 I'm Gracey.

spk_0 I know.

spk_0 Oh, we can't stay here.

spk_0 You look good.

spk_0 Your lips look really natural.

spk_0 The body is a temple, bought at a price.

spk_0 But we're not here to make small talk.

spk_0 Miss Ruth in Montana.

spk_0 The Lord is moving.

spk_0 You've got a word on your heart.

spk_0 What did God say to you just now?

spk_0 Uh, pretty sure he said nothing.

spk_0 I don't believe that.

spk_0 You're thinking of something right now.

spk_0 Don't hold back.

spk_0 Look, I don't do this.

spk_0 I don't speak in tongues or prophesy.

spk_0 Of course you do.

spk_0 We all do.

spk_0 We are both an angel.

spk_0 I'm invisible in the body.

spk_0 Every place is a lie.

spk_0 I don't believe in it.

spk_0 Oh, that's rich soil.

spk_0 Jesus does His best work in the potter's field.

spk_0 Now Ruth, I want you to concentrate.

spk_0 Listen to your gut.

spk_0 Say the first thing that comes to your mind.

spk_0 Did you know that erectile dysfunction

spk_0 is a side effect of anti-dressants?

spk_0 Jesus, God.

spk_0 I'll come and what?

spk_0 I want you to tell us what Jesus is saying.

spk_0 Jesus wept.

spk_0 Tell us what Jesus is saying.

spk_0 Jesus said it's not the healthy who need a doctor,

spk_0 but sick.

spk_0 I don't need the doctor.

spk_0 Uh, Jesus said it's easier for a camel to pastor the eye of an eagle

spk_0 than for a rich man to go to heaven.

spk_0 Stop reading the pillows Ruth.

spk_0 Look man, the eye.

spk_0 Look yourself in the eye and tell the truth.

spk_0 Okay, someone take this phone.

spk_0 No.

spk_0 No, no.

spk_0 Now shoot.

spk_0 Shoot straight.

spk_0 Straight.

spk_0 You are the key.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 We are the key.

spk_0 We are the eye.

spk_0

spk_0 We are the eye.

spk_0 Do not prophesy.

spk_0 Their prophets say, do not speak about these things

spk_0 or you will disgrace us.

spk_0 You who hate good and love evil

spk_0 who tear the skin from my people

spk_0 and the flesh from their bones,

spk_0 their false prophets cry out to the Lord.

spk_0 They will hide their face

spk_0 because there is no answer from God.

spk_0 Zion will descend.

spk_0 See your promised land become a ploughed field,

spk_0 a funeral mound overgrown with thickets and skulls and skin.

spk_0 Well, the church said, oh man.

spk_0 Mrs. Herman, I'll take you home.

spk_0 Ruth!

spk_0 I'm supposed to be home.

spk_0 20 minutes ago.

spk_0 Ruth!

spk_0 Thank you, ladies.

spk_0 See you back here tomorrow at 4 p.m.

spk_0 Ruth!

spk_0 You're talking about cigarettes and gold testers.

spk_0 And how you can trust sin or virtue.

spk_0 Dispatch 108 405 in service.

spk_0 In the back.

spk_0 You think I'm getting in the back of a police car?

spk_0 You're out of your mind.

spk_0 Watch your head.

spk_0 Just wanted to do something by that.

spk_0 That was not funny.

spk_0 It was embarrassing.

spk_0 I wasn't trying to be funny.

spk_0 The whole point of prophecies to uplift each other

spk_0 were supposed to speak positive words, power.

spk_0 She asked me to say the first thing that came to mind.

spk_0 And I did.

spk_0 That was disgusting.

spk_0 That's Micah.

spk_0 Chapter 3.

spk_0 Old Testament.

spk_0 That doesn't justify it.

spk_0 There are 65 other books to choose from

spk_0 and you picked Hellfire.

spk_0 I do not understand where all this ugliness comes from.

spk_0 The word comes from God.

spk_0 Doesn't it?

spk_0 Ooh, you are going straight down.

spk_0 Straight down through the...

spk_0 Straight there.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Probably.

spk_0 Oh, two miles to town.

spk_0 Two miles is nothing.

spk_0 Two laughs are on the football field.

spk_0 Oh shit.

spk_0 Is it eight?

spk_0 Eight laughs.

spk_0 Christ, what a gift for a gas stationer.

spk_0 Duncan, a fucking farmhouse.

spk_0 No way.

spk_0

spk_0 Oh no way.

spk_0 Farm.

spk_0 Farmer.

spk_0 Mr. Farmer.

spk_0 How are you doing, bus stop?

spk_0

spk_0 God!

spk_0 Damn!

spk_0 Fuck!

spk_0 Get in the round!

spk_0

spk_0 Ah!

spk_0

spk_0 I released such a goddamn tease.

spk_0 Jesus, you hate me that much?

spk_0 You could have died in the cold.

spk_0 My shins all messed it up.

spk_0 Very cool for bastards.

spk_0 I thought a church can spust you.

spk_0 I don't drink because that much.

spk_0 Tell me.

spk_0 All I want is a good wife and a baby to get my name

spk_0 on a little black nametag.

spk_0 What do I have to do?

spk_0 To my cigarettes, I'll be in doubt.

spk_0 No visions, no voice.

spk_0 Can't you give me a sign?

spk_0 Don't make me go alone.

spk_0 Give me a sign.

spk_0 Give me something.

spk_0 Oh.

spk_0 Christ.

spk_0 Jesus Christ will kill me.

spk_0 Are you real?

spk_0 Say that again.

spk_0 Again.

spk_0 You said my name.

spk_0 Amory Wigg.

spk_0 You said...

spk_0 You hear that?

spk_0 You know my name.

spk_0 Oh.

spk_0 You know my name.

spk_0 I know your name and you know mine.

spk_0 Bless you.

spk_0 God bless my eyes.

spk_0 Come here, baby.

spk_0 Oh, you're coming with me.

spk_0 Oh, I'm going to let you go.

spk_0 Oh!

spk_0 Thank you, baby.

spk_0 I love you.

spk_0 Oh, Jesus.

spk_0 I like it, baby.

spk_0 I swear to God.

spk_0 You see my finger, big Lord.

spk_0 You're going to take my rabies to the cross?

spk_0 Next, for a miracle, I see it's getting one right between the eyes.

spk_0 I'll show Jeremiah how to shoot the baby's mother, pal.

spk_0 Coyote, baby, pal.

spk_0 Oh, shit.

spk_0 You little cousins.

spk_0 Oh, it's your uncles.

spk_0 Get up, me.

spk_0 Help!

spk_0 Somebody help!

spk_0 Help!

spk_0 Get up, me.

spk_0 Easy.

spk_0 Say, uh, easy.

spk_0 Oh, sorry.

spk_0 Cracking.

spk_0 Come.

spk_0 I'll swallow.

spk_0 Come back, you little brother.

spk_0 Come back.

spk_0 Open the door.

spk_0 Move.

spk_0 Get away.

spk_0 Come back, me.

spk_0 Come back.

spk_0 What are you seeing?

spk_0 To the bar.

spk_0 Get inside.

spk_0 Help!

spk_0 The bar.

spk_0 Get to the bar.

spk_0 Yeah!

spk_0 Oh, Jesus.

spk_0 Help me.

spk_0 Run for this test.

spk_0 Come on, you little brother.

spk_0 You're home for me.

spk_0 Baby, do you mean?

spk_0 No.

spk_0 Shit.

spk_0 911, what's your emergency?

spk_0 I want to go home.

spk_0 I'm sorry, I killed the baby deer.

spk_0 I don't want to shoot.

spk_0 More.

spk_0 Five bullets.

spk_0 Okay, dedicated servants await me to receive your test points.

spk_0 If you have a party extension, dial the number.

spk_0 Party extension.

spk_0 He's E.K.L. 37.

spk_0 Do you want to know what this is regarding?

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 What's up?

spk_0 Mr.

spk_0 I'm sorry about your window.

spk_0 I'll pay for it.

spk_0 I got cash.

spk_0 200.

spk_0 250 cash.

spk_0 You hear me?

spk_0 Holy.

spk_0 You just stop right there.

spk_0 I got a gun in here too.

spk_0 I got a whole box of bullets.

spk_0 And I blow your nose like a Sunday school teacher.

spk_0 You stick it through that door.

spk_0 Does this mean you are staying?

spk_0 It means I'm going.

spk_0 And you, you're going to shut your eyes.

spk_0 And they belly down on the porch.

spk_0 And you ain't going to say nothing.

spk_0 Nothing.

spk_0 Two, three, four hundred.

spk_0 Cash.

spk_0 That's for you.

spk_0 Five hundred for your trouble.

spk_0 And I'm taking your truck.

spk_0 You call the cops tomorrow.

spk_0 Day after tomorrow.

spk_0 No truck.

spk_0 I'll leave it in a ditch.

spk_0 You tell him you lost it.

spk_0 I have no truck.

spk_0 You're 1500 miles out in the middle of nowhere.

spk_0 You've got a fucking car of the band.

spk_0 A tractor of bogostok.

spk_0 No truck.

spk_0 Only truck.

spk_0 Do you see this gun?

spk_0 No.

spk_0 I will shoot you.

spk_0 I am serious.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Perebulating coyote killing fuck.

spk_0 I'm hearing it.

spk_0 Serious.

spk_0 Now.

spk_0 You're going to drop your right phone through the window.

spk_0 Close your eyes.

spk_0 It counts.

spk_0 Two thousand.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Mr.

spk_0

spk_0 Drop your pistol and fork backwards.

spk_0 Now, please.

spk_0 February 12, 2002, 245am.

spk_0 Arjondo woke up in a broken cab of a 12-foot potato skull rental truck

spk_0 and crawled out to check on his cargo.

spk_0 Oh, fuck Jesus, man.

spk_0 Trouble is the cargo woke up first.

spk_0 Stay there.

spk_0 Hey.

spk_0 No.

spk_0 Get off the way.

spk_0 Shinnok stars Kelly Marie Tran and Sanaa Lathan,

spk_0 written by Ashley Quatch, directed by Ashley Quatch and Kevin Rosenquan,

spk_0 executive produced by Jelena Tatlock, Jed Wine Trab, Doug Lyman,

spk_0 Ashley Quatch, Molly Barton, Marcy Weisman, Julian Yap,

spk_0 Kelly Marie Tran and Sanaa Lathan, produced by Marcelo Haunted Davis,

spk_0 Veronica Nicolaiva, Kevin Rosenquan, Sarah Gailab,

spk_0 Kalen West, Diana Fow, and Haley Wagrache,

spk_0 associate producer Michael Colter, production manager Alexis Latchaw.

spk_0 Starring Sanaa Lathan and Kelly Marie Tran,

spk_0 additional voices by Patrick Fabian, Heather Madarazo,

spk_0 Peyton Creme, Robert Katrini, Maxwell Caulfield,

spk_0 Brandon Tyler Harris, Jesse Abbott Chin,

spk_0 Melanie Haynes, Tom Antonellis, Bruce Barker,

spk_0 Marilyn Bush, Ross Bryant, Todd Fulkner, Alison Moffitt,

spk_0 Anthony Erasari, Elizabeth Donofrio, Gabriel Oliver,

spk_0 Holly C. Adams, Ingrid Nelson, Jennifer Lee Houston,

spk_0 Mary Murphy, Melissa Job, Mike Vaughan, Marcy Lynn Ross,

spk_0 and Nick Schreiner.

spk_0 Audio Sound Design and Mixed by Dave Icon,

spk_0 Dolby Atmos Mix, an additional sound design by Rory O'Shea,

spk_0 original theme and score by Alex Redfern and Roger Neal,

spk_0 additional editing by Nico Spiridakis,

spk_0 Caitlin Kelly, Alexandra Tandon, Matthew Barr, and John S. Rees,

spk_0 recorded at Real Voice LA by Nikki Weinberg and Mike Delay,

spk_0 audio post-production services provided by Post in the Woods,

spk_0 Los Angeles, casting by Sunday Bowling Kennedy and Meg Mormon,

spk_0 executive and charge for Realm, Mary Ossidouli.

spk_0 Find more shows like Shinook by following Realm on Apple Podcasts,

spk_0 Spotify or at realm.fm.

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