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besties off duty | avery + scotty

In this episode of 'Besties Off Duty,' hosts Avery and Scotty unwind during a late-night girls' night filled with candid conversations, laughter, and a fun Q&A session. They share p...

besties off duty | avery + scotty
besties off duty | avery + scotty
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spk_0 Hi, welcome to Cheers. I'm your host, Avery Woods.
spk_0 Welcome back to the hot sea.
spk_0 Thank you.
spk_0 Guys, we're joining you late at night for me. It's like 7.30 p.m.
spk_0 I can consider it late at night because my kids are asleep.
spk_0 And we're in Scott's place. Scott has a cutie place.
spk_0 And we were like, let's do a girl's night.
spk_0 Perfect opportunity for a fun little pod episode.
spk_0 Because you know, sometimes it's nice to just chill and chit-chat
spk_0 and I'm not like on and interviewing people.
spk_0 I can just like relax.
spk_0 We got some THC beverage.
spk_0 What's it called? 1908.
spk_0 1904.
spk_0 1906.
spk_0 I was born in 2006.
spk_0 We'll insert a clip here, but we just took a shot of that.
spk_0 So I'm sure we'll give progressively higher.
spk_0 We're just taking a little break from alcohol.
spk_0 So we wanted to chill out.
spk_0 Sober sallys.
spk_0 And California sober.
spk_0 Correct.
spk_0 Absolutely.
spk_0 And I thought it would be kind of fun to ask you guys to ask me questions.
spk_0 God am I already getting high.
spk_0 I'm actually just here.
spk_0 We did a little Q&A and we thought it would be fun for Scottie
spk_0 to ask me some questions because no one ever asked me questions.
spk_0 Not like I want to because I'm.
spk_0 I mean, you also have a lot of new followers.
spk_0 Like people want to get to know you and like ask the deep, deep questions.
spk_0 Because they didn't, they didn't, they didn't pull back.
spk_0 Like these are pretty good questions.
spk_0 Yeah. And also I feel like it's not as fun when I do my own Q&A
spk_0 for a solo episode because I'm the one like reading through all.
spk_0 You know all of the questions.
spk_0
spk_0 And so I know what they are.
spk_0 And like, obviously, I've thought about them.
spk_0 Whereas when you ask me, I don't look at a.
spk_0 As you're off.
spk_0 I have no idea.
spk_0 So I'm just answering in the moment.
spk_0 Hence why I took that shot.
spk_0 Absolutely.
spk_0 That's a lot of that to relax a little bit.
spk_0 Look at me some comfort.
spk_0 Um, I was just looking down at my nail because I have guys.
spk_0 I have a halacious week ahead of me.
spk_0 And I'm not.
spk_0 He should actually say your schedule.
spk_0 It's terrible.
spk_0 I'm not complaining by any means because busy is good.
spk_0 That means I'm working.
spk_0 I am able to provide for my family.
spk_0 I'm so grateful for that.
spk_0 Especially in this industry.
spk_0 You just never know.
spk_0 I'm 30 now, you know, I'm close to retirement age.
spk_0 So on social media, at least.
spk_0 So any who says.
spk_0 The first trip is a pleasure trip.
spk_0 A fun trip.
spk_0 It's Dave and I are going to Napa with two of our closest friends.
spk_0 And we're so excited.
spk_0 We've never been in Napa.
spk_0 And we're such huge wine people.
spk_0 I'm like, like California sober.
spk_0 We're going to Napa this week.
spk_0 He's a lot scared to mocked up.
spk_0 Um, but Dave and I are really excited because we haven't had a trip.
spk_0 That's not work related in.
spk_0 Scott knows how long I can't remember even the last one you guys went on.
spk_0 No, it was a business related.
spk_0 Well, the fantasy football draft party.
spk_0 But that's like Vegas for a couple days.
spk_0 The boys were doing their football.
spk_0 That's.
spk_0 That feels more like a trip for me.
spk_0 Whereas Napa is relaxing.
spk_0 Well, at least I'm told I've never been.
spk_0 That's true.
spk_0 But Deb and David who are.
spk_0 Are very dear friends that are.
spk_0 Quite literally twice our age and the best people in the world.
spk_0 They know so many people in Napa and their big wine connoisseurs.
spk_0 So they plan a whole weekend.
spk_0 For us, which is so special.
spk_0 So I just get a show up and look cute and drink wine.
spk_0 So I'm very excited.
spk_0 But then.
spk_0 We get home.
spk_0 And I'm home for less than 12.
spk_0 No, less than like 20 hours, I think.
spk_0 And I have to leave for New York City.
spk_0 I'm literally dropping the kids off at school and going straight to the airport.
spk_0 So I have my luggage in my bag.
spk_0 And my car.
spk_0 And going to New York to shoot two different things that I am not allowed to say yet.
spk_0 Come home after 48 hours.
spk_0 And 24 hours later we leave for Unwelvegas.
spk_0 So I'm gone from Friday to the next Monday with 24 hours between both trips.
spk_0 I know.
spk_0 However, the only thing getting me through it is because a it just so happened that all the shit fell in the same week.
spk_0 And I just.
spk_0 No, true.
spk_0 I think it's all excited about all of it.
spk_0 It's just the fact that it's like boom, boom, boom.
spk_0 Stresses me out.
spk_0 So I got to make sure I keep up with my immunity because I do not want to get sick.
spk_0 No.
spk_0 And I also are worship some moving to our house the week after that.
spk_0 And you know how it's been for me.
spk_0 I'm losing my shit.
spk_0 And every day feels like eternity as it gets pushed.
spk_0 And now we have like a set firm date that it's going to be done.
spk_0 So I'm like, I just need to get through this week, which it's going to make everything go by fast.
spk_0 It's going to be so busy working.
spk_0 Don't we get back on a big I've one week.
spk_0 Yeah, everything ready and prepared for the move in.
spk_0 I'm so excited.
spk_0 And then the holidays.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 And I don't do travel during the holidays unless it's like a serious work obligation or family travel.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 But like Ziggy's birthday is on Halloween.
spk_0 And then Thanksgiving and Christmas and all the things.
spk_0 The whole point of me saying this.
spk_0 Wow.
spk_0 What a fucking detour.
spk_0 I'm so sorry.
spk_0 Was I looked out of my nails and realized how absolutely atrocious they are.
spk_0 Because I put these on on the flight to Arizona for that shoot that I did.
spk_0 That's like three weeks at least.
spk_0 Which slid up.
spk_0 And I had to rip them off my nails today.
spk_0 And because I'm doing a fresh set tomorrow before I go to Napa.
spk_0 Put all of a sudden.
spk_0 I take off this guy.
spk_0 Tell me why my nail is green.
spk_0 I'm 99% sure that's fucking moldy on this.
spk_0 That's criminal.
spk_0 And it has nothing to do with the type of nail the brand anything.
spk_0 It's 100% my fault because that just means I didn't glue it down all the way.
spk_0 Right.
spk_0 It wasn't sealed and so water must have gotten under the nail and it sat for a while.
spk_0 There is no other fucking reason why my nail is green.
spk_0 That's atrocious.
spk_0 Well, I saw on the hot tub today.
spk_0 I was like, damn, did you crush your finger and a door or something?
spk_0 And she said, no, it's mold.
spk_0 At least I think like right.
spk_0 I mean, if you press on it, it would hurt.
spk_0 It was a bruise.
spk_0 No, it's not a bruise.
spk_0 I genuinely.
spk_0 I think I'll remember if I like your nail would fall off too.
spk_0 If it got squished.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 I feel like that would at least happen.
spk_0 God, what are you guys doing?
spk_0 So everyone stay away from me for a while.
spk_0 No, I got to put nails back on tomorrow.
spk_0 I guess we'll know if your finger nails falls off.
spk_0 Yeah, it's fine.
spk_0 We could just put the press on straight on the skin.
spk_0 Oh, that sounds like a song move.
spk_0 That just sounds painful as shit.
spk_0 Oh, my God.
spk_0 Anyways, what's new with you?
spk_0 Oh, my God.
spk_0 I look like nothing.
spk_0 But I feel like since the last time I was on the podcast, the last change.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Obviously we're in California now.
spk_0 And can I just say the men here are just...
spk_0 It's a difference.
spk_0 It's a different experience.
spk_0 Scott's been at it.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Shoot.
spk_0 You guys have to understand.
spk_0 Scott has been in a very conservative LDS state city area.
spk_0 His entire life as a gay person.
spk_0 And he's never been able to like fully let loose an explorer.
spk_0 And he is living his best fucking life.
spk_0 Guys, they are a different breed.
spk_0 They're just everyone's hot.
spk_0 The type of men that you bring home genuinely award winning.
spk_0 Like, no, I appreciate that.
spk_0 You really, you really got game.
spk_0 It's incredible.
spk_0 I am very lucky.
spk_0 There's a lot of gorgeous gorgeous men.
spk_0 Literally six classes down.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 It's wonderful.
spk_0 Should we go knock on their door later?
spk_0 Down three hours.
spk_0 Come on the pod.
spk_0 Probably.
spk_0 I'm doing full right.
spk_0 We're like, come back.
spk_0 There's like two random people sitting right here.
spk_0 Tell me your name.
spk_0 Because you have bad interview names.
spk_0 Scott's so kind.
spk_0 I would have chosen so socially awkward, but unfortunately, I don't think I can handle a conversation like that right now.
spk_0 It was just a stranger.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 So anyway, Scott's been getting down and busy.
spk_0 I've been crying in my house and raising my kids.
spk_0 Your house almost fell apart, but I think I've heard insurance and people covering it and fixing things.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 It's been a rough journey.
spk_0 To say almost that.
spk_0 That you said.
spk_0 What?
spk_0 When you sent me a voice, never when your house was leaking.
spk_0 Oh.
spk_0 And you said that your kitchen was a goddamn community pool.
spk_0 It's that stupid.
spk_0 It was due on the back.
spk_0 No, I literally was like, if anyone needs to practice their backstroke right now, go ahead and try it between the island and the pitching sink.
spk_0 Because it's fucking for feet deep.
spk_0 Oh my God.
spk_0 If you guys don't know what I'm talking about, we.
spk_0 Our renovating our entire house.
spk_0 We took everything down when we checked on Ziggy's bathroom.
spk_0 They were like, hey, you're going to need to replace your roof.
spk_0 It's going to leak when it rains.
spk_0 Like this is an old-ass roof.
spk_0 Our house is built in the 60s.
spk_0 And we were like, well, hold on.
spk_0 We were told by the realtor that our roof was replaced in 2022 and it passed inspection.
spk_0 No, they just painted over it.
spk_0 So very unexpectedly, we had to replace our entire fucking roof, which as if this renovation didn't cost enough.
spk_0 Let's just fuck it up.
spk_0 We'll get into the bottom of the queue there.
spk_0 Anywho's is what you can do.
spk_0 Do not replace your roof when I'm paying so much money to renovate this house.
spk_0 I'm so grateful.
spk_0 Like designing it, dreaming it.
spk_0 Or it's hard to fuck.
spk_0 Oh, oh.
spk_0 Designing it, making my dreams come true is incredible.
spk_0 But also I'm like, um, I don't replace this roof right now.
spk_0 And it's getting cold like falls coming into all those really foggy mornings.
spk_0 You've gotten some rain.
spk_0 Then the entire interior is going to get destroyed.
spk_0 So I'm like, we have to do it now.
spk_0 So you rip the bandit off, replace the roof.
spk_0 There was a bunch of shit and problems that came with that because there were some permit issues from the previous owner.
spk_0 It was a whole thing.
spk_0 And so we finally get the roof replaced.
spk_0 It takes a month.
spk_0 They it passes inspection, by the way, for the permit, which means it's fully done and sealed.
spk_0 24 hours after a pass inspection, we have our first rain.
spk_0 And we're dropping the kids off at school.
spk_0 I verbatim goes go.
spk_0 Thank God they finished the inspection on the finished roof because it rained last night.
spk_0 And he's like, I know, right?
spk_0 And after we drop the kids off, our routine is on the way home.
spk_0 We stop at the new house and see who's there.
spk_0 What's what works going on?
spk_0 Whatever.
spk_0 And we walk in the kitchen and there's a fucking community pool on my floor.
spk_0 And I look up and the entire kitchen roof is leaking like the area where the AC unit is on top of the house.
spk_0 It's all leaking.
spk_0 And we had custom cabinets that took months to be made, installed a week prior.
spk_0 And the cabinets go all the way to the ceiling from the counter.
spk_0 And all of the water was sitting on the face of those cabinets the entire night and they were all wilted and completely ruined.
spk_0 As well as the face of the lower cabinets because it was dripping down and so they were all wilted.
spk_0 And then the community pool area was just sitting on top of that brand new installed wood and it was all warped.
spk_0 So also how to get completely replaced.
spk_0 So, David and I literally just sit in the kitchen and laughed.
spk_0 We were like, because if we do not laugh, we will cry.
spk_0 100%.
spk_0 Or I will be a raging super whoever means to have a conversation.
spk_0 I was not to be messed with that day.
spk_0 But you know what?
spk_0 Thank God our contractor because our contractor didn't do our roof.
spk_0 People are like thinking that no.
spk_0 A roofer is completely different from a contractor.
spk_0 Our contractor was there within 20 minutes because we were calling the roofing company and they were not answering.
spk_0 They eventually got there and everything is fixed and great.
spk_0 But our contractor ran in, helped us clean it up.
spk_0 He opened up the cabinet guide to take the cabinets down, opened up the ceiling, tried to see what was coming from.
spk_0 And then the roof people came and then yeah.
spk_0 Anyways, that's the story about my roof.
spk_0 I did not need to go into that much detail.
spk_0 No, I feel like it was necessary.
spk_0 But that was what we were going through.
spk_0 And now we're less than a month from moving in.
spk_0 Yes.
spk_0 That's all that matters.
spk_0 I feel like we're on set.
spk_0 Like there should be no hiccups from this.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 And a lot of just final details.
spk_0 We have a gorgeous, gorgeous pod studio such office for me and Scotty.
spk_0 Well, Mac of the first episode.
spk_0 There's going to be.
spk_0 I'm so excited.
spk_0 And it's just really special.
spk_0 There's like a bar in there and there's like a desk for a desk talk.
spk_0 So I really want to get more into YouTube.
spk_0 Especially like as the renovations finishing, I'm not as busy.
spk_0 I love long form blogging.
spk_0 It's really fun for me and Scott edits for it.
spk_0 So like you can have an editing spot there.
spk_0 So we have a couch to record solo episodes.
spk_0 And it's a pull out couch to extra guest space.
spk_0 Absolutely utilizing.
spk_0 Absolutely.
spk_0 And yeah.
spk_0 So it's getting there.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 And Scotch is getting dick down.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 On my life update.
spk_0 That's the life update.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Can't complain.
spk_0
spk_0
spk_0 Okay.
spk_0
spk_0
spk_0
spk_0 Fogbitch is getting money.
spk_0 Fogbitch is getting money.
spk_0 And I look by that.
spk_0 Oh, should we do these questions?
spk_0 Yes.
spk_0 I'm kind of scared.
spk_0 I feel like we should because we have quite a bit.
spk_0 Do we?
spk_0 We're going to be busy for the next little bit.
spk_0 Okay.
spk_0 And we're going to start off light and it's going to be very much a good
spk_0 mixture of like saucey, funny, serious.
spk_0 advice. It's going to be a good mixture. The first one, a great question. Favorite gardening foods and activities.
spk_0 Yes. Can I be honest activities, cleaning and organizing?
spk_0 Dude, I'm in the zone when I'm high. Oh my god. Yeah, you know, if you like take an edible or
spk_0 melt or whatever shot like we did and start something that you like really need to get done,
spk_0 and it kicks in like you are in the zone. Absolutely. You can stop me from taking a toothbrush to the
spk_0 grout in my wood flooring. Like I get so into it. But like after the kids are in bed, it's like kind
spk_0 of such a long day I do not want to get up and clean this house or do the dishes or whatever.
spk_0 But like that helps me so much. I agree. To just get shit done and organize food.
spk_0 So many options. I love something savory like hull of penu cheetos. Also like the first thing
spk_0 they can do I was a chili strippled pepper. No, so I'm going to get actually get emotional. Ziggy
spk_0 asked for chilies tonight for dinner. Do you know why? He fucking loves her corn on the call.
spk_0 Everything the corn on the corn. King loves his fruits and veggies. That he's literally like us.
spk_0 To go back to Disneyland. Most kids are like the churro, the carmold apple, the Mickey Mouse race
spk_0 christwee tree. Ma, I want to go out to Disneyland for the corn on the call. It's so good. I'm like, you know,
spk_0 King. He's like tarzan. Yeah, he is. He loads outside playing with his long,
spk_0 toned hair. Like Lure has like perfect highlights. Tannis Fock eating fruits and veggies,
spk_0 swing around the backyard. Like he's everything. He's literally living his best life. Yeah, he really is.
spk_0 Okay, next question. How do you keep it fun and exciting in the bedroom?
spk_0 Oh, love this. Well, I feel like not being afraid to try new things. And I always say like there are
spk_0 ways to do that. There are like hard games now of like trying new positions or like kind of like a
spk_0 truth or dare with your significant other that's kind of saucy. I also feel like if you had maybe
spk_0 like a jar or a box and you like wrote on popsicle sticks or like little papers of like things you
spk_0 guys want to try and then you like draw it. I feel like that's fun. Love that. Because sometimes
spk_0 it's hard to like say what you want to do with your significant other to your face to their face.
spk_0 It's so awkward. It's intimidating and it makes you kind of shy. So I feel like if you write it
spk_0 down it's a little bit better. I'm like, oh my god. Yeah. Or like sex throughout the day to kind of
spk_0 leave it up to it. I'd be like, this is what I want to do tonight. Love it. Yeah. I'm obsessed.
spk_0 Okay. How did you decide to go all in on social media financially, brand consistently
spk_0 management? Like what made you officially like want to go all in on social media? That's a great
spk_0 question. Well, the first thing was I had to make sure my family was taking care of. And it's so
spk_0 funny because I did both for so long. I don't think people realize that. Like I left nursing
spk_0 October of 2023 after working in the PICU for four years. And I had signed with my management
spk_0 in the May prior to that. So I had over a million followers February of 2023 and was doing brand
spk_0 deal sufficient enough to support my family. And then some like obviously I was making way more
spk_0 than I was as a nurse. Totally. But nursing was consistent. And not only that, like my entire
spk_0 life I wanted to be a nurse. Yeah. And so it was hard for me to leave because it was like I was
spk_0 mourning something that I always dreamed of doing. And I still miss it to this day. Like I wasn't
spk_0 fully ready to let go of that. I feel like I kind of had to because it was getting a little like
spk_0 lines are being blurred when it came to like patients recognizing me like patients parents. Totally.
spk_0 And the same thing happened to David and law enforcement. I feel like that just automatically puts
spk_0 a target on your back no matter what you're doing. And so yeah, I ended up signing with my management
spk_0 in May. And that was the first meeting I had where they were like this is what you should be
spk_0 making for a brand deal. Is it? I was like not to be morbid. But like the shit I was doing in the
spk_0 PICU. Oh, people don't understand the things you see as a PICU nurse, especially the level on trauma.
spk_0 Like well, dude, half of the stories you've told me you couldn't even say on the podcast. No, I could
spk_0 they would get flagged immediately. Yeah. So and and I'm my raise for the year was I think it was
spk_0 73 cents or something. It wasn't even a dollar. And so I was like, I'm sorry, I should be making
spk_0 how much money. And it was all fine and dandy. And like I did so many brand deals and it was
spk_0 saving so much money. But I was doing both at the same time. So working as a nurse in, oh,
spk_0 I had gone to aesthetics by them. So I left PICU and I was working as an aesthetic nurse.
spk_0 But I was like wow, to grow on social media like you have to be so consistent. And so I was like,
spk_0 I can't film when I'm at work or I have to film on my days off. I'm just with my kids and then go
spk_0 to work to be able to upload because I'm obviously just signing with a management. And I'm like trying
spk_0 to get brand deals and like stay relevant and do my job on social media, but also balance my job
spk_0 as a nurse. And so it wasn't until about probably six months in with my management that I kind of
spk_0 started filtering nursing out of my content and realizing people liked my personal life more,
spk_0 like that was clicking with people more. And I was like, okay, I feel like I could do this.
spk_0 That was your thing too is I was like, can't like, is this what you want to do? Like you want to
spk_0 do this because nursing gave me like normalcy. Yeah. You know, and I also loved it. So
spk_0 I was like, I don't know, I was gonna say I started to cook. I'm so sorry. Um, so oh, so the main
spk_0 thing that I was like, okay, I can do this was my boss, Lita at Quantum, who shout out to her.
spk_0 She's I still go to see her for my boat talks and my leisure removal, just the best person ever.
spk_0 She was like, we will always be here. Like if this isn't work out for you, I'll
spk_0 hire you right back. Like I think you should try it. And I was like, thank you for saying that
spk_0 because I would have never taken the leap because I would I kept thinking like what if I can't get
spk_0 a nursing job after leaving. Still though the manager of my pick you will text me. I feel like
spk_0 we miss you like a one day a week. I'm like, I love you so much, but yeah, no, not chance.
spk_0 Um, so yeah, that that really helped me because my priority is taking care of my family.
spk_0 I could give a shit about myself, but I want to make sure my kids are fed. They're in a great
spk_0 school. They have a roof over their head. Like that's what matters to me. And so when I realized it
spk_0 was going to be consistent and we also had enough money to save and invest and you know, buy our
spk_0 home and do all the big responsible things that you do. Well, that you should do. We didn't
spk_0 have the ability to do it when we were in nursing a car. But yeah, did that make sense?
spk_0 Absolutely. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm starting to ramble. Anyway, sorry if that didn't make sense,
spk_0 but that totally made sense. Yeah, it's it's a very complex question. It wasn't just like a single
spk_0 moment. No, it was I was building my following for like seven years, I think at that point,
spk_0 or attempting to like I was I was a nobody for a long time, but I was really trying. I was trying.
spk_0 Look at you now. And then when I finally happened, I was like, wait,
spk_0 shit, is this what I want? Dude, I could not imagine that fear. Like you have no idea. Like,
spk_0 is this going to what if it's this consistent? Is this going to do like, yeah, so much unknown?
spk_0 Isn't that insane? But you took that leap of faith. Yeah, I did. I did. Okay. Oh, no.
spk_0 What is your biggest online regret? You really have to say. Oh my god, when I threw a
spk_0 temper tantrum when I cut my hair, what the fuck was I thinking? And it looks like a million
spk_0 bees from a bee hive close by stung my lips to see a mad filler in my face. I look back at that.
spk_0 I'm like, not only did you cry for a fucking hour on your TikTok stories because you're too
spk_0 much of a pussy to post it on your actual feed, but you look terrible. You don't even look
spk_0 cute. I love that haircut. And you know, you know the only recent I cried because I'm like,
spk_0 yeah, they're 100% fucking right. I look like Lord for God because my insecurities were like,
spk_0 yeah, bitch, you look crazy. And so I'm going to cry online about it. What a fucking idiot.
spk_0 Great answer though. Great answer. Bravo. And you know what I did. I drove all the way home
spk_0 from Scottsdale 45 minutes. And right before I turn on to get into the house, I pulled into QT to
spk_0 park my car in the gas station parking lot, record myself crying, post it, and then drive home.
spk_0 I'm needing attention, much. Hey, it's okay. Sometimes we need it. Sometimes we need it.
spk_0 God, I hate that version of myself. Thank God for their communication. I feel bad for her.
spk_0 You can give her a hug now and say it's okay. Everything's okay. Oh, I'm going to be able to squeeze
spk_0 tight enough because they're filler up, trash being the face. God damn it. Let's eat now.
spk_0 Love's E. I think they look amazing. I know someone asked me recently if I got a refill.
spk_0 And I said, no, I just overlaid like a mother fuck as you fucking shut. Also, I'm like, you
spk_0 don't think I would record that to get more attention. That's a bus. I should have been blocked.
spk_0 No, literally. Um, potential cheers with every tour coming up.
spk_0 Yeah, we talked about that. I would love to do it. I think I would want to stay pretty local.
spk_0 Yeah. Keep it small just because I won't make my kids travel with me. School is very important for
spk_0 us. And it's important for me that they have consistency and routine in a home. And you know,
spk_0 I try to travel as little as possible or do my trips and bulk. Yeah, no, yeah. You know, like,
spk_0 stacked. Okay, she'd done them. But so I would definitely try it out. I would maybe do like
spk_0 five or eight shows, maybe local around. I was gonna say, yeah, your demographic is also so large
spk_0 in LA and so that's a really close by. So I feel like that'd be really great. Yeah, but I feel
spk_0 like it would be really fun. I don't know how I'd want to pose it. Like I would I wouldn't want to do
spk_0 like a show, like a musical situation. That's not really me and like God help me. If you like
spk_0 help you guys, if you have to watch me dance, like you're not going to have me dead. No, no, no.
spk_0 So I don't know if I would want to like, I don't know if I want to interview people. I feel like
spk_0 I'd want to be like interactive. Yeah. I don't know. Yes, I'm open for a tour under those guidelines.
spk_0 Love amazing guidelines. Okay, great. We're going a little saucy again. Favorite sex position.
spk_0 Depends on my mood. I mean, I just love a good doggy.
spk_0 Just because and I can use my Amazon vibrator. God, that shit still God. That girl's been since episode
spk_0 one like that. We've talked about how sending nothing is that girl has been through it. I actually
spk_0 had order a charger the other day. Well, okay, the reason it was a new one. That was actually
spk_0 funny. David was like loading up boxes and it was like the top was a fucking vibrator and I was like,
spk_0 oh, he's got no, but I couldn't find my charger anywhere for it. And they didn't sell the
spk_0 fucking charger separately. Of course. So we had to buy a whole new one. And David goes,
spk_0 the way you have made that so popular, it's like almost triple in price since I first started
spk_0 buying it. So, sure, it was like $9.99. Now, it's like 30 or 40 bucks. Stupid. For what reason?
spk_0 Yeah, it's not acceptable, honestly. Another one is reverse cowgirl. Oh, God, see, that's
spk_0 too much work. Too much work. If it's like day catch, we don't do anything. I'm laying like a dead fish.
spk_0 I can't even lift my legs up when I do leg down like sorry. Especially when you're in Pilates doing
spk_0 all that shit you're doing. Oh, yeah, he's working. Oh, I like this question. Why are you getting rid of
spk_0 some of your tattoos? I feel like that's a lot of question. I think a lot lately.
spk_0 Well, it's you know what's interesting? All of the tattoos I'm keeping were tattoos that I
spk_0 thought about for a very long time. Yeah. All of the tattoos I'm getting rid of were like
spk_0 flash sheets or in the moment or just Gordon was like, let's get a tattoo. Totally. None of them
spk_0 have meaning behind them. I feel like the dice kind of did a little bit because on the face of the
spk_0 dice I put a six and a one for demonized anniversary. I hate the placement of it. I have I'm trying to
spk_0 clear pretty much the entire outside of my arms except my seashell that's in the back. I have the
spk_0 silhouette of the woman right here, which I love. Love that one. And then I have the bow on my right
spk_0 um deltoid but everything else that's in her stress. But everything else was just like a wave
spk_0 cherry a cowboy hat like what the fuck did you get a cowboy hat for? That's
spk_0 she's an easy girl. Yeah, so I just feel like I'm just in a different era. Love. And I just want to
spk_0 more clean maybe cohesive look. Obsessed. And it fucking hurts. And you also found a really good
spk_0 place that does it too. Oh, so I feel like that is also like another like deal breaker like if it's
spk_0 painful. Shout out to fucking Victoria Paris for that because when she was on the pod I was like
spk_0 where are you getting your tattoos removed. They looked so insanely like after one session and she's
spk_0 like, dude, you have to go to Ruth's was a yep. She is incredible. Everyone there is so sweet. Her
spk_0 daughter is the PA removing my tattoos like the smartest, most beautiful kids. I help her run
spk_0 business. Love them. I love this question. What is one thing about your kids that make you so proud?
spk_0 Oh my god. Why are you guys gonna make me so emotional? Um well for both of them I can genuinely see
spk_0 my kids are so kind. Like they are never the mean kids. They're never putting anyone down.
spk_0 Ziggy is the most empathetic soul in the entire world. Like he there was a daddy long leg and the
spk_0 garage and David like smacked it. And Ziggy was like, dad, he's just an innocent bug. Like he loves
spk_0 everyone and everything and like he caught it. You saw him. He caught a frog in the backyard.
spk_0 Today wanted to hold it all. He is such a sweet and kind soul. And yeah, so I love that.
spk_0 Stevie is also the sweetest girl in the world. But she is so wickedly smart. Oh 100%
spk_0 like she when she came home the other day she's only been in schools since the end of August and
spk_0 they take both French and Spanish both of them at school. And I am filling up the bathtub and I
spk_0 hear her singing an entire song in French like perfectly clear. I was like, who are you?
spk_0 Even in French for a few weeks. Like it was insane. So she is so smart and I know she's gonna do
spk_0 a lot in the world. They both will. But yeah, also she's also so kind and she always compliments people.
spk_0 Oh, everybody. Everyone. Like even the video we sent you she's like, I want to send
spk_0 Doggie a video that she calls Doggie. And she's like, you're so handsome Doggie.
spk_0 She's the sweetest angel. Oh, Kibblevar. Yeah. I love this question. Best thing that's come from
spk_0 moving to LA. Well, it's so hard because I feel like I have personal benefits and also work
spk_0 benefits. I would say work wise being will actually it ties in both work and personal. Being able
spk_0 spend so much more time with my kids like we would have to travel for almost every podcast episode.
spk_0 Like we're recording three podcasts episodes this week and it's literally while my kids are in
spk_0 school. They don't even know what I'm doing. No. So I get to drop them off in the morning, go to
spk_0 Pilates, go home, get ready, do work, whether it's a meeting, filming an ad for social media,
spk_0 doing the podcast, always finish to be able to pick my kids up from school. My phone is put away.
spk_0 We spend the evening as a family, cook dinner, go on the jacuzzi like we did tonight.
spk_0 And then I get to put them down like that is such a privilege to be able to do that.
spk_0 So yeah, the proximity to work that also ties in being able to spend more time at home.
spk_0 Love, do you ever see yourself going back to full blonde? No. Never.
spk_0 My hair always fades and my hair grows so fast that I can't keep up with the keep of the root
spk_0 and your hair is thick. Yeah, she's a thick girl.
spk_0 thick as fuck. I love this. I'm so I feel like a lot of people will be able to relate to this.
spk_0 I'm so stuck in life how to get unstuck financially. We were crumbling and I cannot manage.
spk_0 Oh, I've been there. I remember being like I can't even look forward to anything or tell myself
spk_0 it's going to be okay because I have no way to fix this. Put one foot in front of the other,
spk_0 grind every day and just know it will get easier. It just takes time and things come up unexpectedly
spk_0 but also be the hardest worker in the room and put yourself or get yourself through it, work
spk_0 your way through rather than around because it does pay off and I 100% people can say whatever
spk_0 they want but I 100% attribute us being able to get out of that position and meet like majorly
spk_0 changing our life financially was I was always the hardest worker in the room and I still feel like
spk_0 I'm that way. Like I fucking grind and people don't see that behind the scenes but that was also
spk_0 with the whole nursing thing. You know, like busying my ass on social media while still maintaining
spk_0 a full-time job as a nurse and balancing it as a mom like I was fucking grinding but I had a goal.
spk_0 I knew what I wanted and I was like I never want to feel financially stressed again. No.
spk_0 The worst fucking killing is the worst. So worse but just grind, keep your eye on the prize,
spk_0 put one foot in front of the other, wake up every day and as long as you go to bed every night knowing
spk_0 you're doing your best and working as hard as you can that's all that matters and you'll get through
spk_0 it. Love it. I love this question too. What's one thing you're nervous about raising your kids in such
spk_0 a dark world? Oh my god. Honestly, everything like totally. I, we still talk about, you know,
spk_0 do we want another baby? I don't really know. But the way that the world is now I'm like I don't know
spk_0 if I want to even bring another child to this world. It just feels so dark lately. Everything. It's
spk_0 everything and it's not even internet related. I feel like people just don't have fucking
spk_0 manners anymore. People just are not kind and it blows my mind. I don't care what I'm going
spk_0 through in my personal life. I don't care how someone treats me like I will always be kind
spk_0 respectful. I will never be too good for that. And I'll just never, I'll just never understand.
spk_0 Also like social media that scares the shit out of me. Totally. Because we're not going to let
spk_0 our kids have social media to their 18. But even at 18, it's like the online bullying of like
spk_0 that comes from school of the stories that David and I have heard, you know, in different
spk_0 work situations where it's like a girl on Facebook told me to take my life, you know. Totally.
spk_0 That kind of shit freaks me out. Snapchat, especially like with nudes and stuff like that.
spk_0 That scares the shit out of me. Yeah, I don't know. That's a great answer. So many things.
spk_0 But I guess all I all that we can do and David, I talk about this is teach our kids to be the best
spk_0 human beings they possibly can to respect one another no matter who they are, where they come from
spk_0 what they look like. And also give them a good head on their shoulders and it doesn't matter
spk_0 what influence comes in on them. They know who they are and where they came from and also have
spk_0 such a close and open relationship and non non-judgmental relationship where we can be open and
spk_0 communicate where they can come to us if something does come about or someone's doing or seeing
spk_0 something to them like that's what I hope for them. Love. I feel like you're teaching them to be
spk_0 the light in this fucking dark ass world. Oh, hi, hope so. Go on. I like this question because I
spk_0 feel like this is going to debunk so many things. How much of your life do we actually see?
spk_0 Oh, such a small amount to be honest, especially now. I've changed my content so much.
spk_0 Less than 5% would you say that's probably accurate? If I post my one take talk a day and it's
spk_0 me going to the grocery store like that was 30 minutes of my day. And in a two minute vlog.
spk_0 Yeah, yeah. So I mean a very small amount but I also I've just learned to protect my peace
spk_0 and live in the moment rather record something and people can think otherwise but it's kind of
spk_0 funny because they would see a lot more of my life. So I don't know I just I I'm just trying to
spk_0 choose peace right now. And I feel like that protects my peace just sharing what I want to share.
spk_0 And moments I find special but also things I love like fashion and skincare and beauty in the house.
spk_0 So yeah, love that. A very small amount. Love which I'm Scott going to test it. Yeah. What was one
spk_0 thing about your remodel that you did not realize was going to be so goddamn expensive. Everything.
spk_0 Absolutely. Everything. So many unexpected things. Yeah. Which is so normal. Oh my god. I'll never I'm never I'm
spk_0 going to be like I will always be like Selena. We're like I'm not going to talk about numbers that I
spk_0 remember. It's just I know when people are in a hard-ass working job and making shit money. Literally.
spk_0 What I do is ridiculous and I will never forget that. Oh totally. I never do fucking deck me straight in my
spk_0 shit. I would never. I would never. But here's the thing you know your contractor like gives you
spk_0 an estimate and that's just like labor costs you know. And then you hired into your designer.
spk_0 And that's a fee. And then what's missing is all of the material for the home that the contractor
spk_0 is hiring for labor right. So like you have a tile guy come in you have a floor guy come in you have
spk_0 a countertop guy come in but you have to buy the fucking floor and tile and countertop right. Yeah. So
spk_0 then you have like your cabinet guy then you have like your painters. Electrician.
spk_0 Electrician. Love me. Our guy George. He's there every day. I love George. He's our plumber.
spk_0 So anyways yeah and then we did sell our house fully furnished in Arizona. So then we were like
spk_0 holy shit we don't have a single furniture item. Actually I did take two items of furniture and
spk_0 those were my nightstands because I just bought them from McGee and Co which ain't cheap
spk_0 and they're green and really cute so I brought those. Oh my anthropology mirror. Yeah. So
spk_0 they're good thing. But everything else we were like holy shit we literally are starting from scratch.
spk_0 So um the question was so sorry off track what did I not expect to be so expensive
spk_0 plumbing which is like faucets like the section stuff yeah. Gotcha. Like when I found out how much
spk_0 my kitchen faucet was like just like to wash my dishes because of course it had to be fucking brass
spk_0 to match all my handles. I was like for what reason? 100% interior doors. It's a piece of wood.
spk_0 It's not that fucking special. I just wrote that check today. I told you that. Oh
spk_0 because apparently when your house is old and it settles every fucking door frames a different
spk_0 shape and size so they have to like custom saw really do you a good quality wallpaper
spk_0 holy fucking shit. That's crazy. TV's room just like the four walls the whole thing's being
spk_0 wallpaper her room is a very normal size an ungodly amount.
spk_0 The little pause book spoke for itself. I will say the wallpaper guys were like
spk_0 this is really good quality wallpaper. I was like thank god. And he goes yeah I was like thank you.
spk_0 I actually felt so bad because our walls were textured in steveys room. And so the poor guys had
spk_0 his plaster the entire wall to smooth it out. They did like two days of coding before the wallpaper
spk_0 else like I'm so sorry. But it looks so actually I paid for that labor so. That's true you should know.
spk_0 But thank you. They were literally did such a beautiful job. Oh dude everything down to the
spk_0 tiniest little details are being done to perfection. It's so beautiful. Yeah. And I've done
spk_0 peel a sig wallpaper in the past. It's a bitch. Worth it 100% hiring someone to do that.
spk_0 Absolutely. And they did an incredible job. I would never be able to do it.
spk_0 But yeah I would say like plumbing was really expensive.
spk_0 Oh we ended up not doing real marble on any of the countertops and did was it called porcelain?
spk_0 Nothing like that. We were quoted. You guys for marble. Actually I'll tell this price because I
spk_0 absolutely fucking lootly did not pay this. I refused. So the countertops would be for the kitchen
spk_0 which is the kitchen island. The surrounding countertops where like the stove is and then the coffee bar
spk_0 and then the backsplash about and then note for oh yeah the backsplash on the kitchen. And then
spk_0 the podcast bar which is a very small bar and then the countertops for Ziggy and Stevie's vanity.
spk_0 We were just gonna use extra from the kitchen because our vanities are tiny because their bathrooms
spk_0 are quite small. It was almost $70,000. I said you know it's looking pretty good right now.
spk_0 The fake shit. Oh man, man. They're thing too that I was like okay this isn't even worth it for me.
spk_0 You have to put this like coating over it or else it literally stains with anything soda wine.
spk_0 Oh it's so sensitive. You put something cloth on it. So we got like the indestructible shit. I
spk_0 think it's porcelain. It's something like that. It's you you'll be so much happier. Yeah it's
spk_0 cheaper and it's more just and like it's indestructible. It was less than a quarter of the cost.
spk_0 It's indestructible which is perfect like it's it's identical. It looks identical to what it would
spk_0 look like. It's exactly what I had on my Pinterest board and it's perfect for the kids'
spk_0 bathroom shoes because you literally can't fuck it up. So yeah that was
spk_0 and so unexpected. Also investing in quality furniture. Oh my god. So expensive. Insane.
spk_0 I love this question too. What that mouth like?
spk_0 Is that David?
spk_0 How did I know he'd participate? He's like 15 questions. You already just knew how to catch
spk_0 his so quick. He looks like what's up mouth. It's full of horse teeth as you would say.
spk_0 How are you in Scotty handling all the amazing changes within your career?
spk_0 How are you handling it? Can you answer that for me?
spk_0 Great. God I've been the most beautiful stay on the planet. Are you sure?
spk_0 I think the other thing that I'm obsessed with is living in Arizona. We obviously had to come here.
spk_0 It felt like three times a month or most. Yes. Everybody lives here. So the convenience for work
spk_0 to be able to just go to the studio and be backed by three o'clock sometimes we're home at like
spk_0 one o'clock. Yes, seriously. Like it is so convenient and my absolute favorite thing is being
spk_0 able to just go on walks every night and it's 60 degrees. I'm wearing hoodies every night.
spk_0 I was going to say the weather is huge. That's a medical hell. The beach.
spk_0 Oh, having the beach 20 minutes away. Life changing. There's also so much more to do.
spk_0 You can go to a new coffee shop in restaurant every day.
spk_0 Oh, the restaurants is something that I'm obsessed with here. The food is so good.
spk_0 I also feel like you have a much better community that's more embraceive and less judgmental here.
spk_0 Oh, I, everybody, I love everybody here. Everyone is so kind. When you go to a grocery store,
spk_0 a restaurant, I feel like a lot of people, there are some places obviously who still do
spk_0 through a bunch of zero there. But I feel like a lot of people just walking around like even in
spk_0 the neighborhood, everyone's so friendly. My neighbors will waive to me and ask how I'm doing.
spk_0 Everyone's so kind. Yeah. Which I'm obsessed with. And I also feel like working career wise.
spk_0 Everything I do, I like scotties to be a part of because I always tell them as I grow heat
spk_0 grows. And so I feel like there's been a lot more work event opportunities, which is fun for
spk_0 you because you like to get creative with photography on top of production. And so having him with me
spk_0 to we've been working on like kind of elevating more high quality photos on the cram. And
spk_0 you know, planning things a little more strategically. So we like to game plan. Like we always have
spk_0 goals that we want to reach. You set goals. You want to do different things with editing or
spk_0 YouTuber, whatever the case may be. And then all balance ideas off you as well. And we do so
spk_0 many different things together. That it is nice. And yeah, wherever I go, you go.
spk_0 I also feel like we have such better work life balance here because we don't have, we're not
spk_0 working nearly as much as we did in Arizona where I feel like it was like planning the trip,
spk_0 doing the trip. Like, yeah, so much prep goes into it. Like, oh, come over time. We need to book
spk_0 hotels this, this, this, this, like it's so much less that goes into it. It's like we record and then
spk_0 I go home and do everything I need to get done. Like it's so, I feel like it has, it's so much better
spk_0 in my opinion. Yeah. Yeah. Love that. I love this question. Biggest brand deal offer you've ever turned
spk_0 down. I won't say the company smart. Yeah. Oh, yeah, totally. But I'll say the product.
spk_0 It was a virtual reality headset. Listen. Would you ever imagine me doing virtual reality?
spk_0 Absolutely not. The only video game I'm going to be playing is Mario Kart on the Switch with my
spk_0 heads. That's it. What you eat at, by the way. So they offered me. There was quite a bit of
spk_0 deliverables. I will say they wanted like multiple posts. I don't even remember the specifics. It was so
spk_0 long ago. But the hover was. And I said, no, I'm sorry. It doesn't align with my brand. Like, I'm not
spk_0 going to promote something that's authentic to me. Yeah. Because imagine me putting that headset on
spk_0 and being like, guys, it's so fun. You know, and I'm like playing the, no, it's not me.
spk_0 Just doesn't make sense. Yeah. And they literally came back to my team and said, name her price.
spk_0 What does she want? Still said no. Which such a flex. Such a flex to you because you are so true
spk_0 to like the products that you promote. Yeah. That you have partners with you genuinely love and have
spk_0 talking your house. Yeah. And even I also like, if it's a brand that I love and support, you know,
spk_0 obviously my management's job is to like negotiate what you're making for a brand deal. And you have
spk_0 like your rates. Even if a brand that I am obsessed with and I genuinely love and use every day
spk_0 offers me a quarter of my rate. You know, I always say yes, because I'm going to use it anyway.
spk_0 I talk about it anyway. I'm so grateful to even have this as my job. Totally.
spk_0 I'm going to use the product like thank you. You know, even I mean, I mean, even always like thank
spk_0 you for the free product. I'm absolutely for PR too. Because it's like, hey, we got we save
spk_0 a money too. Absolutely. So anyways, yeah, I just it just didn't feel right to me. And so yeah,
spk_0 I turned it down. Love. But it just wasn't another VR girl. I'm sorry. And if you
spk_0 want that's awesome. That's awesome. And super cool. But yeah, what is the most annoying rumor about you?
spk_0 That I got fired as a nurse. Oh God. That I barely worked for as a nurse. That's
spk_0 not showing my kids because I didn't want to pay them that kind of say that literally fucking kills
spk_0 me. I'm like, they make a full salary whether they're online or offline. 100% has nothing to do with
spk_0 that. It's simple as that. No. And they have fatty accounts. They're fine. They'll be okay.
spk_0 They're doing good. They'll be okay. I someone asked this question and I was trying to think so maybe
spk_0 you can help me. They said, Scotty, what's the most outrageous thing you've had to do for your job?
spk_0 I'm trying to think. Is there something that I'm like, I'm naked around him constantly.
spk_0 Just because we're always traveling. That was a question. Yeah, because see each other naked.
spk_0 I'm not seeing him naked. Well, media is switched to that. So here's the thing. And the reason I say
spk_0 like he doesn't want like he obviously has never been into women. He knew his gay when he was
spk_0 nine. And the reason it's not like I'm like trying to be around him naked is that we travel so much
spk_0 together. Oh, always in the same hotel room. And sometimes we're in like a or like if I'm at a
spk_0 photo shoot, I'm doing five outfit changes a day. The photographers also seeing my. Okay, so it's
spk_0 like that's just great. Who cares? That's just the way it is. Also Scott's like my family. Yeah,
spk_0 I'm not talking about that. I don't feel like you've had to do like anything. I know it's
spk_0 a good thing. If there's anything funny or like crazy. He did it with football game. Hate it.
spk_0 Ask me anything sports really. Oh, now that we're on this topic actually, what I have beef with
spk_0 Michelle Obama. I have some past trauma that actually that was all the questions by the way. We're
spk_0 ending this on a great topic. We're 55 minutes into this. I have beef because we were talking about
spk_0 personal away home from a podcast. I apparently have some past traumas that I have it brought up.
spk_0 I guess that I need to talk with my therapist about let's talk about it. One thing don't get me
spk_0 wrong. I love the Obama's. I think the Obama's are some of the most he was probably the most iconic
spk_0 president we've ever had. I think he's amazing. I think no matter who you voted for, people just
spk_0 miss that. Everybody loved the Obama's. Yes. But here's my little issue with Miss Michelle.
spk_0 I remember in sixth grade. I school lunches all the time. Even when my mom made me lunches,
spk_0 I wouldn't eat it. I don't know what the trash in school lunches. I just ate. I'm sorry. They
spk_0 were so good. And sometimes we just need a second meal. 100 percent. I'm hungry. Yeah. I remember
spk_0 the day I'm not joking. I literally had a full-blown panic attack because it was horrible. I
spk_0 remember seeing the hamburger buns whole wheat. And keep my face because of her health. I have
spk_0 school meal. I'm in sixth grade. I have no idea what president. I don't know what the hell is going
spk_0 on. And I hear Michelle Obama is trying to make us healthier. Our vending machine went from chips
spk_0 to fucking welches fruit snacks. That was when life was like, I don't want to do the same work.
spk_0 That is when I said this is this is it. I was in sixth grade. Too much for you. And we were talking
spk_0 about it. We brought it up on the drive. And I said apparently I need to talk about this.
spk_0 Because God, I have some past traumas I need to get through. Listen.
spk_0 She was just trying to help. You don't really break my heart. Tell me. Ellen.
spk_0 Did you want to ask? Yeah. Just how everyone said she was mean.
spk_0 I know. Do you want to know what so I loved that show?
spk_0 Oh, I watched it daily. I would sob. It made me when the military home coming.
spk_0 Oh, don't get into I'm going to sob. Well, my sister in the military, it was like a trigger for me.
spk_0 I was like, I was like a teenager like so hormonal. Oh my god.
spk_0 And then I came out that she was like terribly. She left the country too.
spk_0 She's trying to get back at her. Oh, is she? Yeah, I think it's really hard to like issue
spk_0 us in ship back when you're leave, right? It's her wife saying Porsche. Porsche. It is
spk_0 Porsche. Yeah, Porsche. Is it after the car or no? No. I think it's spelled like P-O-R-P-E-L-R-T-I-A.
spk_0 Poor Tilla. Fucking love that song. I miss butter. It's on a
spk_0 Portillo's Chop Salads. You're not going to love a Philly Cheesesteak place and get a Chop
spk_0 Salad. They're Philly Cheesesteaks hit. Oh, should I say miss Rubios?
spk_0 I would think about that. You know, shit. I miss those things.
spk_0 There is I think there's a Rubios like an hour and a half from here.
spk_0 What a dutch. It puts fucking bar. It's like hour and a half as well.
spk_0 For dutch. I'm sorry, dutch. Eats. The nearest black rocks in San Diego.
spk_0 Yeah, I got supplies at home. Oh, I actually figured about that. I need to come actually
spk_0 swing by and get a couple because I... They're not up for sharing. I'm just getting.
spk_0 That was a little questions, by the way. That's it. Do you want something more crazy?
spk_0 I thought you said there was like funny ones. I think any of them were funny.
spk_0 I forgot what to be honest with you.
spk_0 Anyway, anymore. Do you have any jokes? Oh, I wrote protein cookies. I'm going to
spk_0 but it was a tear hockey chicken bowl. It was basically nothing.
spk_0 That's so sort of like a Patricia Payton. He's like, on random ease.
spk_0 At the end of other episodes, he was like, she was like, I want Domino's and he was like,
spk_0 should we? That's what I'm always for being.
spk_0 The Domino's get the cinnamon. Oh, that gizzle over it. That shit's so fucking good.
spk_0 Oh my god. But I was such a fat ass growing up eating that. That I wouldn't even drizzling
spk_0 so it's not enough for all things. So I'm just like, do you bring shit?
spk_0 So deep. I'm trying to be good. I'm down like, probably a bit of weight for my shoe.
spk_0 Well, you're not eating. Well, I'm trying. No, I'm eating. I'm just eating like,
spk_0 oh, healthy. I know. I'm chopped salad. I know. A tear hockey chicken bowl.
spk_0 We went to what's that one place? This amazing burger joint. What did you get?
spk_0 Burger joint. The stand. Oh, I got a Chinese shop salad. Okay, but that shit is so good.
spk_0 I was actually craving that today. They're like, vinegary dressing. Oh, no, I get that as a side.
spk_0 It's like this big. It's still lettuce and full of chicken.
spk_0 They're unearned. You slapped. Okay. I was gonna say that. Well, no, those ones have the slime
spk_0 here. You don't eat onion rings. I can't do onion rings. How does it eat onions?
spk_0 Because these 12. Hi, it's the way my parents would say that all the time.
spk_0 I'm going on. What do you get? They're onions. I said, and they're nasty.
spk_0 Okay, but we'll say I reclec onions and then you want to go what? Eat that?
spk_0 No, that doesn't make sense to me. Onions add flavor. And if they're soft,
spk_0 paid and done right, do you like pickled onions? Uh-huh. Nothing. Not even onion powder.
spk_0 Pickled onions taste like pickles though. Do you like pickles? I love pickles.
spk_0 I don't believe you. I've ever had a pickled onion. I don't want to.
spk_0 I don't want to try it. It sounds, ugh, when people get whole onion, whole gruel or whole
spk_0 whatever onions on their in and out burger and they're pulling it out and slurping that.
spk_0 That's fucking disgusting. That's my favorite. Oh, and I get it protein style whole grilled onion.
spk_0 No. Chop chilies. Okay, that's slays. Fucking love chop chilies.
spk_0 And I drenched that shin spread. Oh my god, that sounds
spk_0 anything else. There's more process for you. All right. Well, thank you for being on today.
spk_0 You were so welcome. We were great. We were great. Oh, uh, guest. Oh, thank you. Thank you for
spk_0 having me. It was so nice getting to know you for the first time ever. Absolutely. Yeah.
spk_0 We're gonna be right.
spk_0 Every woods would too wise. And is Avery Wood stolen? Like, do you not have that one like
spk_0 taken like one why? I've never tried changing it. Oh, it's live. I've had it for so long.
spk_0 Room. That just is so much work. Oh, everything is. I want to get you to the point where like,
spk_0 you know, in celebrities like don't even types are social. It's like someone could just
spk_0 get the handle change. Totally. Maybe if I get to that point like 30 years down the road,
spk_0 I'll change it. Here's what happened to them. We were tired by that. Be 60. Thank you for that.
spk_0 And I'll be like 34. And then it's talking to you. Good night. Good night. Cheers.