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Bald Eagle, but With Karen Hair — With Michelle Hy

In this episode of 'Polyamitra,' hosts Daniel, Nicole, and Laurel dive into the complexities of emotions and relationship styles, exploring the nuances of anger and communication in polyamor...

Bald Eagle, but With Karen Hair — With Michelle Hy
Bald Eagle, but With Karen Hair — With Michelle Hy
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spk_0 I have Smash Mouth second my head and I'm real mad about it.
spk_0 All star?
spk_0 Not all star.
spk_0 The one that's like, I can't get enough of you baby.
spk_0 Anyways, I'm just saying that I'm mad.
spk_0 I don't think that really explains why you're mad.
spk_0 I think that you know, you're just mad.
spk_0 Just in general?
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Yeah, that's true.
spk_0 I can't mad just in general.
spk_0 The whole rhetoric about like, oh, you got to get in touch with your feelings and
spk_0 feel your feelings and like don't intellectualize your feelings.
spk_0 I think I've like taken it too seriously to the extent where like, I'm like, well, am I
spk_0 having feelings that I'm repressing or intellectualizing into something else?
spk_0 Yes.
spk_0 Don't know Daniel.
spk_0 Now I'm mad.
spk_0 I'm mad.
spk_0 And you know that you're mad.
spk_0 You've identified that you're mad.
spk_0 Good job me.
spk_0 Done and done.
spk_0 Laurel, you're a pressure cooker.
spk_0 Like, you get mad and the lid goes on tight, right?
spk_0 Is that what pressure cookers do?
spk_0 Yeah, and then it just starts shaking after a while and then there's like a little hole
spk_0 in the top.
spk_0 And all the steam is fizzy and out of it.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Okay.
spk_0 Sure.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Nicole, you're a straight up kettle with a nice shriek.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 My entire purpose is just to boil water and let you know that water is boiling.
spk_0 I'm a pizza oven.
spk_0 Just kind of a constant low grade flame, but you don't really notice it because it's
spk_0 just always there in the backyard.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Only use for special occasions.
spk_0 And it points at you.
spk_0 That's what you do when you get angry.
spk_0 You point.
spk_0 Yeah, it's visually apparent.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Okay.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Pressure cooker is not visually apparent.
spk_0 I think a pressure cooker is visually and audibly apparent.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 T kettle is just audible.
spk_0 It's mostly audible.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 I love how much you're analyzing my half ass metaphors.
spk_0 I just want to go back to what Laurel was saying and make sure that she's okay.
spk_0 I'm fine.
spk_0 I think.
spk_0 I don't know who knows.
spk_0 I'm not sure if it's a problem or not.
spk_0 I don't think that's a problem.
spk_0 Like my therapist hasn't said it's a problem.
spk_0 But Daniel thinks it's a problem.
spk_0 Apparently.
spk_0 Just by the look he's given.
spk_0 By the way, he's pointing at me from across the table.
spk_0 That's a hard question to answer.
spk_0 So, you know, now I feel like we should just dedicate the rest of this episode to psychoanalyzing
spk_0 Laurel.
spk_0 I can often tell you're mad before you know your man.
spk_0 Oh, let me rephrase that.
spk_0 I can tell you're mad before you'll say you that you're mad.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Okay.
spk_0 And I'll be like, are you mad?
spk_0 And you'll be like, no, I'll be like, are you sure you'll be like, no.
spk_0 Well, you're making me angry by out of it.
spk_0
spk_0
spk_0 Oh, welcome to polyamitra, I'm Daniel.
spk_0 I'm Nicole and I'm Laurel.
spk_0 I'm not as angry as we seem.
spk_0 I don't know.
spk_0 Except for Nicole.
spk_0 We had an entire episode dedicated to me being angry.
spk_0 So maybe we should each have one.
spk_0 Everyone gets the angry femur and we just we just pass it around.
spk_0 I think it's the femur of anger.
spk_0 Femur of anger.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 It's the conch shell in our Lord of the Flies.
spk_0 Like a bone to pick special.
spk_0 It's just bones from end to end.
spk_0 We talk a lot about bones on this show.
spk_0 It's true, but we've given up with the double entendres.
spk_0 We used to go so hard, so to speak.
spk_0 And now these days we let it go right by.
spk_0 It's implied.
spk_0 True stewards know.
spk_0 True stewards know the looks that I'm giving.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 If you know the look Daniel's giving, take a selfie of it.
spk_0 Send it into us.
spk_0 The speed of sending things into us.
spk_0 I am so impressed at like how many responses we got about polyamorous.
spk_0 Birds.
spk_0 Yes.
spk_0 And really like responses in general.
spk_0 Yes.
spk_0 Like love seeing the inbox light up.
spk_0 Stubards.
spk_0 If you have things to send to us, be they bones to pick.
spk_0 This bone.
spk_0 Be they pit by ops.
spk_0 It's poly in public.
spk_0 Invention of privacy.
spk_0 Be they you're coming across a polyamorous bird.
spk_0 To can Sam.
spk_0 I see flavors of fruit.
spk_0 We crew need to go to me.
spk_0 Need us to your food a full treasure.
spk_0 My pleasure.
spk_0 You can send those things to us at polyameterhouratgmail.com.
spk_0 You can go to our website and submit things anonymously.
spk_0 That includes questions.
spk_0 So we definitely need questions at polyameterhour.com.
spk_0 Or you can DM us on Instagram at polyameterhour.
spk_0 Or blue sky.
spk_0 Fuck me.
spk_0 I always forget blue sky.
spk_0 What are you fucking alt right?
spk_0 I'm just obsessed with blue sky now one because of our
spk_0 Stubbert who added the baseline to our music.
spk_0 And open pike night.
spk_0 And a couple porn stars.
spk_0 I just like message with them all day.
spk_0 I'm blue sky.
spk_0 Nice.
spk_0 And I love it.
spk_0 God, that's so great.
spk_0 Bring them into the fold.
spk_0 Bring them in the fold.
spk_0 It's just like a strange smattering of star trek and pornography.
spk_0 I'm just shocked that the nerve that we finally needed to hit in order to just unlock this
spk_0 deluge of messages is animal facts.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 We should have known honestly.
spk_0 We should have known.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 This is going to be a very poly bird heavy episode in general.
spk_0 We'll get to that.
spk_0 Hold your horses.
spk_0 Animal reference.
spk_0 But I'd like to widen the aperture since this is a variety show.
spk_0 Right.
spk_0 And I provide a lot of music.
spk_0 And some of our favorite Stubbert's provide music.
spk_0 I would like to request that Stubbert's who may have poly songs very tangentially related to polyamory send in some music.
spk_0 Oh, like their original music.
spk_0 Exactly.
spk_0 I like that.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 I want performers.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 I want somebody to take some of the weight off of me in the jingle factory in the fucking the unpaid labor jingle factory.
spk_0 You should see where we put Daniel to write these jingles.
spk_0 It's not nice.
spk_0 It is a factory floor.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Daniel, do you want to go in the jingle box again retroactively?
spk_0 This has been a polypairman's game.
spk_0 Well, also speaking of submissions.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Don't we have a listener bone to pick?
spk_0 Oh, we do have.
spk_0 Oh, yes, we have a listener bone to pick.
spk_0 Bones.
spk_0 This bone.
spk_0 Well, it's broke and this bone.
spk_0 I got to pick with you.
spk_0 I don't need you to say you're sorry.
spk_0 I just need you to fix this poly shit you do.
spk_0 This poly shit you do.
spk_0 I have a bone to pick.
spk_0 I fucking hate it when I'm on a dating app.
spk_0 And someone puts in their cutesy little free space.
spk_0 Poly and tell.
spk_0 I find the right one.
spk_0 I fucking hate that.
spk_0 And that is an automatic swipe no left, whatever.
spk_0 Screw you.
spk_0 There's a difference between somebody who is intentionally being poly.
spk_0 And then intentionally you are dating multiple people.
spk_0 But your goal is to be monogamous someday.
spk_0 So people who say this, stop it, stop it.
spk_0 And I will say this too, I've been on two dates with one super cute guy.
spk_0 And one of the things we agree on is that yes, there's a difference between being poly and dating a lot of people with your intentions to be monogamous in the end.
spk_0 So he got a second date.
spk_0 So yeah, I still like him two dates in.
spk_0 And yeah, I'm curious.
spk_0 But you've talked about new relationship energy.
spk_0 I wouldn't call it that.
spk_0 I'm not at that.
spk_0 No, I'm not.
spk_0 There's no relationship.
spk_0 There's two dates.
spk_0 It's it.
spk_0 This ranks on the same level for me as the people who tell me they have experience with polyamory when they really just dated around for a little while.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 I don't think you know.
spk_0 I mean, to be honest, I think I might actually prefer someone outright saying I'm poly until I find a monogamous relationship that I want to get into.
spk_0 I know that that's not the same.
spk_0 But at least they're like saying it.
spk_0 There's a ton of people who are just representing like their poly or non monogamous and are still looking for it.
spk_0 I'd rather not have the surprise, the surprise monogs.
spk_0 Yeah, I get not wanting to have the surprise.
spk_0 But I think it's the co-opting of the word polyamory.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 To describe what it is that you're doing.
spk_0 You're just dating.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 You're just dating.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 A bunch of people.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 In order to find the one person that you want to be with.
spk_0 Am I wrong but my like assumption in that scenario, like when you say I'm polyamorous until I find the one is like, I'm poly until I fall in love.
spk_0 I think that it's like, I'm poly until proven otherwise.
spk_0 I think the intention is I'm only going to fall in love with one person.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Which then is definitely not poly.
spk_0 No.
spk_0 No.
spk_0 If you're like, I'm non monogamous until I find the one.
spk_0 But that's just like implied in our dating culture already.
spk_0 It is.
spk_0 And I haven't come across anybody who is claimed like poly until proven otherwise.
spk_0 Right.
spk_0 I thought you meant for a minute, anybody who's claimed like as a piece of property.
spk_0 I've got the collar and submissive.
spk_0 It just seems arbitrary and dumb.
spk_0 Also like there are all of these weird unspoken rules in the monogamous dating around space.
spk_0 Where it is like the baseline is sort of don't ask, don't tell.
spk_0 Yep.
spk_0 Exactly.
spk_0 That's what I'm saying.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Yes.
spk_0 It's confusing because it's not like capital E or I should say capital U on ethical.
spk_0 Because like there's some implied understanding that that could be happening.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 But like the complete lack of acknowledgement or informed consent around it.
spk_0 Your partner or partners.
spk_0 One definitely would not know about each other.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Two, you would never know how many people that person is sleeping with.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Three, you wouldn't know about their sex practices.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Like barriers and all that other stuff.
spk_0 And four, like you wouldn't know what timelines.
spk_0 These people would be on.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 This is why it's so important for me to have somebody state their relationship style up front in a way that's really unequivocal.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 You know, you were talking the other day, Laurel, about how important values are for you and people that you're seeking out.
spk_0 And for me, that declares that you at least in the context of relationships have a set of values.
spk_0 And I feel like if you are not forthright about telling me what your values are, then either one, it's because you want to sneak your values into me like our sneak in my food over a long period of time until suddenly I'm anonymous.
spk_0 Or it means that you don't know what your values are and you're just going to go along with whatever anybody wants, which that's dangerous for me emotionally because you're going to meet somebody and then all of the sudden as Nicole would say, discard me.
spk_0 You know, like, I'm also kind of like, well, but that is monogamous dating.
spk_0 Right.
spk_0 You know, so I think it just depends on like how the person goes about it.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 But that co-opting of polyamory as a moniker or non monogamy as a moniker, that is the issue here.
spk_0 Right.
spk_0 Because you're not necessarily non monogamous and you're for sure not polyamorous.
spk_0 Yes.
spk_0 They put on their little special polyamorous cap and go out in public.
spk_0 Also, what kind of like a shitty thing to telegraph?
spk_0 Like, I am non monogamous until I find the one.
spk_0 And so like if I'm non monogamous with you, you're just a fuck buddy for now.
spk_0 Like I'm thinking about in the context of like, I've dated monogamous people being a polyamorous person myself knowing that we're just having a good time until they do find someone else.
spk_0 But none of those people have ever been like, I'm polyamorous.
spk_0 Are we having like a straw man argument here?
spk_0 Have any of you encountered a profile that says this?
spk_0 I've actually never encountered a profile that says, I am poly until I find somebody.
spk_0 Usually it's either like, I'm polyamorous or it's like, fuck you, E&M poly people, stay off my fucking lawn.
spk_0 I haven't seen anybody trying to hedge their bets.
spk_0 I have not seen that specifically.
spk_0 I have seen like, I'm open to either like more ambi-amorous.
spk_0 Yes, so there's a term for that, right?
spk_0 So if your values were like well formed in that direction, right?
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 There is a mantle which you can pick up and be like, I am ambi-amorous.
spk_0 Yes, yeah.
spk_0 Shout out to you, Annie, undone.
spk_0 I'm just a weird little gay sex demon.
spk_0 Annie Amorous.
spk_0 Annie, poly-annious.
spk_0 P-
spk_0 No, no, no.
spk_0 I mean, she would appreciate that.
spk_0 Because it sounds like Anus.
spk_0 We all appreciate a good Anus.
spk_0 A nice clean one, a well groomed Anus.
spk_0 We don't need to go into details.
spk_0 We don't.
spk_0 Are there any details you'd like to add?
spk_0 Just this completely unannious related.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 I really appreciate people just writing into us about their new relationship energy.
spk_0 Polyameter hour is like everyone's sassy queer friend where you can just talk about your relationship with us.
spk_0 No, yeah.
spk_0 It did sound like they were defending like, and I'm not, no, an re.
spk_0 Like we were going to judge them for an re.
spk_0 And I get that.
spk_0 I totally, I totally understand why you would think we would judge you.
spk_0 What?
spk_0 What?
spk_0 People can have an re.
spk_0 It's fine.
spk_0 As long as you just acknowledge that it's a bunch of chemicals that are going on in your brain.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 And I feel like we're a big force for good in the world reminding people that NRE is like a holiday experience.
spk_0 You know, you can call for the arch anytime you want.
spk_0 I don't know that you can't.
spk_0 You can ground yourself.
spk_0 Well, it's like a holiday experience.
spk_0 Sometimes you call for the arch.
spk_0 Oh, it's not there.
spk_0 It's still running.
spk_0 The program didn't shut down.
spk_0 We must see the captain there.
spk_0 That is like 90% of the time.
spk_0 And there's a big gap that is put in our dating apps specifically for this.
spk_0 Now, I've noticed the language changing in hinge.
spk_0 One of the things under relationship style is I'm figuring out my relationship style.
spk_0 I've seen this across the board of just still figuring it out.
spk_0 Don't know unwilling to commit until I have actually seen whether or not I want to give up my existing values in favor of your values.
spk_0 I'm like, is it too harsh to say that they don't have their own values?
spk_0 But it seems like they're just like questioning what they are.
spk_0 I think there's a lot of people who are like, well, that seems nice in theory.
spk_0 But I am skeptical of my ability to do the work in that department.
spk_0 Well, that's very self aware if they think that they're skeptical because I feel like there are a ton of people who are just like,
spk_0 diving in.
spk_0 Not even bothering with sex at dawn, just like reading the Wikipedia entry.
spk_0 My knee-jerk reaction when talking about this was like, oh, that's an automatic no.
spk_0 If they're just figuring out their relationship style.
spk_0 I don't know that that's true.
spk_0 There could be something else in the profile or something else that they've shared that's like, okay, well, maybe I want to explore this connection.
spk_0 Do I just rule out everybody that isn't just straight up non-monogamous polyamorous?
spk_0 Well, I've dated a lot of people who were not already experienced in polyamory who are more like poly curious.
spk_0 And we're like, oh, yeah, this sort of philosophically and ethically is cohesive with like the way I think about things.
spk_0 And I was like, okay, yeah, let's like figure it out.
spk_0 Before you tell me you're so fabulous, please listen as I stress, you must be strictly polyamorous, full stop, always unless.
spk_0 You've read my favorite poly book.
spk_0 No?
spk_0 Well, that's all right.
spk_0 Maybe once you dated Charlie Poly, calling for a night.
spk_0 No?
spk_0 Well, maybe you're quite right.
spk_0 And maybe quite eager to learn.
spk_0 And maybe once you had a threesome at a regional burn.
spk_0 Ah, none of the above, son of a bitch.
spk_0 I guess you're not.
spk_0 Someone I should date unless you're really, really hot.
spk_0 Oh, you're really hot.
spk_0 And can't commit and right now free.
spk_0 I guess you're kind of sort of polyish enough for me to fall.
spk_0 I think this is part of the problem with having a fucking podcast and things recorded is that I've absolutely put the line in the sand on this podcast.
spk_0 Like I am never dating somebody who is not.
spk_0 Burst in polyamory.
spk_0 Because I think we talked about before.
spk_0 Like it feels like I would be a manic pixie dream girl guiding them through this like crazy world.
spk_0 Non monogamy.
spk_0 We all fuck each other.
spk_0 We lay down in the street and look at the rain.
spk_0 I mean, that sounds kind of nice.
spk_0 I think that was what was in your profile when we met.
spk_0 And speaking of us, me and Unicle, in general, I have batted very, very poorly when it comes to dating people who did not have experience in non monogamy.
spk_0 Like yes, I too, Laurel have done that.
spk_0 And it has generally not worked out all that well.
spk_0 My one in a hundred.
spk_0 There she sits.
spk_0 Sometimes I totally forget.
spk_0 I think because we've been doing this for so long.
spk_0 And because I can't imagine my life without it now.
spk_0 I always forget that I came to the table, not necessarily.
spk_0 Right.
spk_0 No, I was doing.
spk_0 Do you remember when we went out and went shopping for your first polyamory cat?
spk_0 Polyamory hat.
spk_0 The polyamory hat store.
spk_0 Polyamory Haberdashery.
spk_0 For some reason, I'm imagining them kind of little gnome hats.
spk_0 And then you get feathers you can put in them.
spk_0 Or is it like a chef hat with like every time you master how to make an egg a certain way you get another fold?
spk_0 What?
spk_0 That's what chefs have.
spk_0 What?
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Like at the cordon blue, that's like when you master a way of cooking an egg, you get another fold in your chef hat.
spk_0 Is there a cap like what's the like most amount of folds you can get in the hat?
spk_0 I mean, you're physically limited by the hat.
spk_0 Maybe you have a big head.
spk_0 And you can just.
spk_0 And then big head already has an advantage.
spk_0 Big head over there.
spk_0 Big head.
spk_0 They get to get so many more folds in their hat.
spk_0 Speaking of feathers in your cap.
spk_0 Mm-hmm.
spk_0 Ah.
spk_0 Nice.
spk_0 Today, as we have been teasing this entire episode, we're going to be talking about some poly birds.
spk_0 Oh, yeah.
spk_0 Even more exciting than that.
spk_0 We have invited today for our poly bird summit 2025.
spk_0 The great Michelle high, a K.A.
spk_0 Poly amorous wild Asian for her second concert appearance on poly amateur hour.
spk_0 Yay.
spk_0 Michelle is a well known.
spk_0 Berder.
spk_0 Well known.
spk_0 Don't local Berder.
spk_0 Don't put birds in her mouth.
spk_0 Michelle was our very first special guest guest, really willing to just roll the dice.
spk_0 Didn't know how fucking crazy we were going to be.
spk_0 And come right in here into the basement and talk.
spk_0 Shit with us.
spk_0 And now she's come back around.
spk_0 We're starting to get our little like constellation of platonic comets in the particle.
spk_0 If you haven't heard the word.
spk_0 It's the bird.
spk_0 Michelle high flyer.
spk_0 Hi.
spk_0 Is going to.
spk_0 I'm sorry Michelle.
spk_0 Is going to enter the room in just a moment.
spk_0 May we have the drum roll please.
spk_0 How close do we need to be?
spk_0 Like eight inches.
spk_0 A real eight inches or a man's eight inches.
spk_0 Measured from the base.
spk_0 Is there a banana for scale?
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 But then how big is the banana?
spk_0 I always bring a little baby banana for scale.
spk_0 Baby.
spk_0 Like a little plantain.
spk_0 If you seen a little red bananas, they're really sweet.
spk_0 The red?
spk_0 I've seen little bananas, but they're not red.
spk_0 It has a special kind of little red banana.
spk_0 Are you talking about dogs banana?
spk_0 Oh, I thought you were talking about plants.
spk_0 I am.
spk_0 I'm sorry.
spk_0 This has been polyamateraol.
spk_0 I'm going to close up early tonight.
spk_0 All of our orifices shrinking.
spk_0 Did I do it?
spk_0 Did I go too far?
spk_0 Finally.
spk_0 Just bestiality where you guys cross this.
spk_0 Yes, I'm fine.
spk_0 Is that all right?
spk_0 All that makes me sad for this segment.
spk_0 Oh, yeah.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 But what a great segue.
spk_0 So you guys, normally this segment, we would call it a poly and public invasion of
spk_0 Provisay.
spk_0 But I think we have experienced such a enormous outpouring of animal facts that I'm thinking
spk_0 we could have like a polyamorous animal segment.
spk_0 And I am taking recommendations for the name.
spk_0 Oh, I already suggested animal magnetism, but he was like, I can't rhyme that in a song.
spk_0 You don't give a shit.
spk_0 You're just like, Dad, you're getting the fucking jingle box.
spk_0 The jingle box boy is like poly in the wild to obvious.
spk_0 Wild things.
spk_0 And then we just use the name.
spk_0 Royal ever son.
spk_0 No, tone, tone, look.
spk_0 Royal.
spk_0 I'm thinking.
spk_0 Pretty woman wild thing.
spk_0 It's both, it's like an adjective now.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 So those are some ideas.
spk_0 Can you rhyme that with anything?
spk_0 Can you rhyme that?
spk_0 I just feel like you should have taken Nicole's challenge of animal magnetism.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 All right.
spk_0 Now you're saying it on the fucking mic.
spk_0 So I have no choice now.
spk_0 And the more magnetism they don't need as permission, polyverse.
spk_0 For you're more no prison, pride of lions.
spk_0 They pride limit below road ships below road shimming just like us.
spk_0 Stop them.
spk_0 Listen, we're trying to break your man that calls the magnetism as animal.
spk_0 You can use slat rhymes, you know.
spk_0 We rhymed utopian with denobulant and.
spk_0 You rhymed.
spk_0 I'm not taking credit for anything that comes to the music because it is all you baby.
spk_0 Except your beautiful bird-like voice.
spk_0 That's true.
spk_0 That's another segue speaking of birds.
spk_0 All right.
spk_0 So this was just like an offhanded comment that we made, right?
spk_0 But I think Laurel, you just like put out there like, are there any polyamorous birds?
spk_0 Yes.
spk_0 So,
spk_0 stupercy answered the call of the wild.
spk_0 It's a call of the wild.
spk_0 That's better.
spk_0 I could rhyme that.
spk_0 And do that one.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Whatever man just pick a title and rhyme with it.
spk_0 Get in your jingle box and just do it.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 We don't care what it is.
spk_0 It doesn't get let out of the jingle box until there's a fucking jingle.
spk_0 It's a quantity thing, not a quality thing.
spk_0 I went from like, it's all you baby.
spk_0 You do such a good job to like, fuck off.
spk_0 Just do it.
spk_0 Right a song already.
spk_0 Anyways.
spk_0 Michelle, the first time we had you on, we watched a art house film really gave it a lot of consideration.
spk_0 We all cried.
spk_0 You know, tears were still shed.
spk_0 I didn't say.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Yes.
spk_0 I was moved by the story.
spk_0 This is radio lab for kids.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 The name of the episode is The Trio.
spk_0 A bald eagle loved the story.
spk_0 And I actually really enjoyed the elements of it that were like, okay, clearly they judged this for children.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 But I was like, I like it.
spk_0 It was very cute.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Very cute.
spk_0 Very digestible.
spk_0 Like the corny little songs in between like, yeah, I really liked it.
spk_0 I really liked it.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 It was great.
spk_0 I was like, this is Daniel's job in another life.
spk_0 I thought the same thing.
spk_0 Like, this was my dream job.
spk_0 Like, I feel like my style is like writing songs for children.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 But I also felt a lot of envy.
spk_0 This is like, this motherfucker, three goal.
spk_0 I'm never going to be able to match three goal.
spk_0 I almost sat in my chair and I said three goal.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 I want to hear the eagle.
spk_0 No, I want to hear all three goal.
spk_0 Oh no.
spk_0 So let's give context to three goal.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 So Radio Lab for Kids did an episode about a,
spk_0 a thruple of eagles, a three goal that were discovered in the wild.
spk_0 There was a birder that was, you know, watching these eagles.
spk_0 It looks like there are three bald eagles sitting together near one nest.
spk_0 People didn't always believe Ed when he told them what he was seeing.
spk_0 But then in 2016, this trio of bald eagles happened to flutter down and begin nesting in a tree.
spk_0 That was next to a webcam.
spk_0 So this is also a story of birds learning how to monetize their affair.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0
spk_0 We learn later on in this episode, there are actually several other three goals, but these are the only ones who are canning.
spk_0 And what freaked people out, birders and scientists alike, is that male bald eagles to be specific are known to be hyper combative with each other and hyper territorial.
spk_0 And so to see a three, I'm just going to keep calling it a three goal with one female eagle and two male eagles.
spk_0 People are like, what this never happens.
spk_0 What is this?
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 And they got really into the lore about eagles from like the patriotic standpoint.
spk_0 Like eagles is a symbol for America because they're like fighters.
spk_0 This glowering bird of prey with an intimidating brow bone razor sharp beak and terrifying talons meant to convey to the world of ferocious fight to the death.
spk_0 Independence.
spk_0 They're really shaken off a lot of those stereotypes.
spk_0 Well, they're also like simultaneously through the episode contrasting that with like the Native American perspective.
spk_0 The eagle to us is very sacred.
spk_0 It's the highest in the sky.
spk_0 It's the closest to creator.
spk_0 It was seen as a messenger between worlds and a healer.
spk_0 Are eagles now because there are several eagle thruples out there?
spk_0 Could it now become a symbol of polyamory?
spk_0 You know what's so funny is in one of our recent episodes we're talking about the bad eagle tattoo.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 And I was like, how do I need an eagle tattoo now?
spk_0 A three goal tattoo?
spk_0 Yeah, three goal tattoo.
spk_0 It's just like three eagles.
spk_0 Okay.
spk_0 And like they're all holding out like a tattoo style banner in their beaks and it just says polyamory.
spk_0 Michelle, all of your tattoos are from under the sea.
spk_0 And we're bringing you on to talk about creatures of the sky.
spk_0 The sky.
spk_0 Yes, the sky.
spk_0 Arch nemesis.
spk_0 I do find it funny that like, God, it's like in our political climate, like listening to this episode, I was like, God, I can only imagine like, oh radio lab, the woke, like the woke queer polyamory agenda for kids.
spk_0 They're trying to indoctrinate our children into this this three goal propaganda.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 I had the same thought I was like, this is the type of propaganda that I'm going to really miss.
spk_0 Right?
spk_0 Like with the collapse of public radio that seems imminent now, how are we going to indoctrinate our children into a life of well by our current legal system crime?
spk_0 Support public radio.
spk_0 Please.
spk_0 I really enjoyed throughout this like they are continually approaching it from like a scientific perspective and like scientific observation of this situation.
spk_0 And then realizing like once there is like societal emotional investment in this three goal situation and it becomes like somewhat normalized.
spk_0 They start realizing that it's not actually an isolated incident.
spk_0
spk_0 And start seeing it appear elsewhere.
spk_0 Huh.
spk_0 Yeah, right?
spk_0 Huh.
spk_0 Interesting.
spk_0
spk_0
spk_0 That's why my tattoo says start seeing three goals.
spk_0 So it starts off pretty heartwarming and you've got all these people helping to narrate it who I wondered about what their viewpoints would be about queer humans and polyhumans because some of them sounded like they maybe they were from the south like there was some rural birders who he spoke to.
spk_0 The rural bird.
spk_0 Turn the birds were lurid.
spk_0 But they are all like really invested as you said all of the sudden like they're feeling feels about these birds.
spk_0 It is now early spring in Illinois and up about a hundred feet in a nest.
spk_0 Three bald eagle parents have just welcomed three baby eagles.
spk_0 You know, they were so tiny.
spk_0 Oh my, and so adorable.
spk_0 Yes indeed.
spk_0 These three parents caring for their babies all six of the birds nuzzling down in the nest at night.
spk_0 They were the happiest family.
spk_0 And then it suddenly turns pretty dark this story.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Because two territorial, stranger, mononormative, homophobic, eagles show up and like start attacking the mother eagle in this nest.
spk_0 And her babies.
spk_0 The very large bird which we believed to be a female was on the back of hope.
spk_0 Her talents were digging into hope shoulders.
spk_0 I was imagining this other eagle as like a total caring eagle.
spk_0 It's like that what's her name?
spk_0 Kate from John and Kate plus eight like that.
spk_0 You're cut on his mouth.
spk_0 Oh my god.
spk_0 Yes.
spk_0 Oh my god.
spk_0 So not all bald eagles are so tolerant, I guess.
spk_0 Although they just wanted to take the polycule's house.
spk_0 Really the nest.
spk_0 They just wanted that nest.
spk_0 The other mother bird starts attacking our poly mother bird.
spk_0 They fall in a tussle out of the nest.
spk_0 And one of our dad birds is like fighting off this other dad bird.
spk_0 And like long story short, maybe this is just because it was for kids.
spk_0 They said hope was never seen again.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 I was like, I was like upset about that.
spk_0 I was like, this is for children.
spk_0 Oh yeah.
spk_0 How could you make me feel like this when this is for children?
spk_0 Have you have you seen up?
spk_0 I know.
spk_0 Any Disney movie like the mom and or the dad like has to die.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 So the daddy eagles stay together and another mommy eagle.
spk_0 Mommy eagle.
spk_0 Another female eagle.
spk_0 Is this poly amateur hour for kids now?
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 The daddy, the male eagles are all daddy eagles.
spk_0 They're not father eagles.
spk_0 They're daddy's.
spk_0 They're not step-dads.
spk_0 They're dads who step that.
spk_0 Yes.
spk_0 Yes.
spk_0 Yes.
spk_0 But the female eagles, eagles are mother eagles.
spk_0 Mother eagles.
spk_0 So another mother eagle shows up and links up with these two daddy eagles.
spk_0 And they start raising eagles together.
spk_0 And you would think that, I mean, there was no scientific like theory as to why there was this.
spk_0 Three goal.
spk_0 Um, but it was very obvious that, you know, the daddy eagles were just like, okay, well, more in the loss.
spk_0 And now we call them date again.
spk_0 On the bird apps.
spk_0 Now, now first though, before they found a replacement, they stayed behind and raised her children together.
spk_0 The dads kept watch over their chicks, bringing them food and keeping them warm at night until finally come June.
spk_0 The two chicks ended up growing and leaving the nest.
spk_0 It was extremely happy.
spk_0 Yes, indeed.
spk_0 We gave them the greatest dads a word of the year.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 This showed us that this was not just a V-shaped connection.
spk_0 It was an actual triangle.
spk_0 It was an actual triangle.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 And they cooperated to raise these eagles until they learned to fly.
spk_0 And it was, so it was, they finished the season just the two of them.
spk_0 And it was like the next season they came back with the new mother eagle.
spk_0 Yeah, that's so wild.
spk_0 I was like tearing up with joy.
spk_0 Right.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 And what, how many years, they said years, right?
spk_0 They kept going back for years.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Year after year, those three parents stayed together, fludging more and more eagles.
spk_0 And in the process, challenging scientists notions about what a natural family looks like.
spk_0 They were like, we are never going back to monogamy.
spk_0 Fuck this shit.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0
spk_0 It's interesting because who knows how well those little baby eagles would have survived if it was just like if the mom had just died.
spk_0 And it was just the male eagle left.
spk_0
spk_0 Like, would he have stayed?
spk_0 I don't know what eagles are like.
spk_0 Well, in our polyamature hour style, we were telling this story in a very nonlinear way.
spk_0 Yes.
spk_0 Before mother eagle found her Zadi eagles.
spk_0 See, hope had been trying to make a family for years before she linked up with the two daddies.
spk_0 And this is a little sad.
spk_0 But she had a hard time.
spk_0 Her baby sometimes got cold or fell out of the nest when she was away hunting.
spk_0 And they didn't always make it.
spk_0 And so it seemed like maybe this was also a practical decision for her is like I need a larger support system.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Monogamy in this economy?
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 They do talk about the eagle population decline.
spk_0 And I don't know if they make any direct statements, but I think there is some like speculation that like part of the
spk_0 resurgence of eagles in America or bald eagles in America might have to do with these like triad relationships.
spk_0 So if governments want to get people to have more children, which we've been seeing, you know, maybe you just need to encourage polyamory.
spk_0 Listen up, JD Vance.
spk_0 We know you're a listener.
spk_0 He just like he's humping a couch and he's like, what?
spk_0 You mean this is not going to result in a birth?
spk_0 He's been, he's been just humping that couch for years and watching for it to get pregnant.
spk_0 Just no go.
spk_0 Well, he just needs another couch and a second.
spk_0 Yeah, a second.
spk_0 A second.
spk_0 Yeah, a second.
spk_0
spk_0 A second.
spk_0 A second.
spk_0
spk_0
spk_0 A second.
spk_0 So I did feel a little bit weird about the idea of just a replacement in a molecule.
spk_0 Like that.
spk_0 Like if I just died, would you two like just go out and find an eagle to replace me?
spk_0 We already have one.
spk_0 We do?
spk_0 What?
spk_0 Yeah, there's just like a big nest out back.
spk_0 Are you going to wait waiting in the waiting in the wing?
spk_0 I mean, I think it's biology though.
spk_0 You know, like they have some eglitz to raise and make.
spk_0 Time to make the eglitz.
spk_0 Always making references to that commercial that hasn't played in 40 years.
spk_0 There was a point where very specifically the host asks the scientist.
spk_0 Would you ever call what what's happening between these birds love?
spk_0 Absolutely.
spk_0 Absolutely.
spk_0 Oh, you would.
spk_0 Oh, absolutely.
spk_0 You would?
spk_0 Yes indeed.
spk_0 You don't shy away from that, but that word between animals.
spk_0 Not necessarily.
spk_0 No, no, it's family bonding and that happens.
spk_0 You know, love is family.
spk_0 The reporter is taken aback by the answer.
spk_0 Like, wait, what?
spk_0 He's like, no, absolutely 100%.
spk_0 They love each other.
spk_0 They told me.
spk_0 You can see it.
spk_0 Michael Jackson.
spk_0 Actually, don't they have like more of a, I don't know, like a pathetic, like a chirping?
spk_0 They like chirp.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Usually the egl sound is like, it's like a hawk.
spk_0 Yes, yeah, they replace it with something in the movies.
spk_0 Do you or a little chirping?
spk_0
spk_0 That's true with monogamous eagles, but polyamorous eagles are much more liberated.
spk_0 Paul.
spk_0 They roar like lions.
spk_0 This was also reminding me that wasn't there like several years ago, a bisexual goose.
spk_0 There's something that was really popular.
spk_0 His name was like Hank or Henry or something.
spk_0 And he would just follow around like for years, years and years, like they would have like little love triangles.
spk_0 I have no idea if the males were involved with each other, but they weren't killing each other in the seagull podcast,
spk_0 which we're not discussing right now.
spk_0 The Steven Seagull podcast.
spk_0 The Steven Seagull podcast.
spk_0 They talk about like the gay swans in the Boston Commons.
spk_0 Okay.
spk_0 Now I really want Steven Seagull to have a podcast called Seagull on Seagulls.
spk_0 And it's just him talking about how much he loves seagulls.
spk_0 The seagulls he's met.
spk_0 The seagulls who have eaten his ice cream off of the pier.
spk_0 A lot of people don't know the warm inner life of a seagull.
spk_0 And there's 330 episodes.
spk_0 Did we answer the eagle question?
spk_0 Yes. They do love each other.
spk_0 We didn't answer it.
spk_0 An entire podcast team put together a beautiful episode that we got to enjoy on this podcast.
spk_0 Thank you, Radio Lab, for kids.
spk_0 Everyone could give them money though.
spk_0 It's like real.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Speaking of animals.
spk_0 Humans are animals.
spk_0 I was going to say these are real animals.
spk_0 You know, it's not a real animal.
spk_0 A Pegasus.
spk_0 And a mantacore.
spk_0 And a unicorn.
spk_0 It's time for everybody's favorite, least favorite segment.
spk_0 It's time for unicorn hunter hunters.
spk_0 You and a pun hunter hunters.
spk_0 Do you want to meet their prey?
spk_0 This episode is a very special episode for a few reasons.
spk_0 One, we did our first audience provided bone to pick earlier on.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 And two, we now have our first audience or guest provided unicorn hunter hunter.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Love it.
spk_0 So unicorn hunter hunters is a segment where we take a look at a unicorn hunter profile and then
spk_0 rate it on three categories.
spk_0 One, self-aggrandizement.
spk_0 Two, arbitrary rules.
spk_0 And three, would be unicorn for them.
spk_0 Michelle, what have you brought us today?
spk_0 Okay.
spk_0 The other day, I was just on field and received a ping.
spk_0 And this was the ping.
spk_0 And I got to talk to you guys the other day.
spk_0 Like, I just closed the app after that.
spk_0 I'm like, not a good day.
spk_0 Did you try to burn your phone?
spk_0 No.
spk_0 I can't lay out the unicorn hunters win.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 All right.
spk_0 And also, they have several pictures, but they only have two that are public and it's just
spk_0 of the woman.
spk_0 And they have her like three private photos.
spk_0 And I was curious.
spk_0 I almost like swipe right just to see what those photos are.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 It's like when you're driving past a car crash and you want to you want to turn and look, but
spk_0 maybe.
spk_0 No.
spk_0 I got a piece of work.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 First of all, like, it was a ping with a note.
spk_0 And like in my profile, at the end, I say it's something like, oh, just drop sexy stories
spk_0 or whatever.
spk_0 And I say that I'm quiet unless inspired to be loud.
spk_0 So the note says, hey, sexy, we are ready to swap sexy stories and see if we can inspire
spk_0 you to be loud.
spk_0 Hope to hear from you soon.
spk_0 And it's like the winky face with the kiss.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Inspired to be loud is in yelling for help.
spk_0 And like most of us, I feel like it's pretty, it's like, it's okay.
spk_0 It's kind of long.
spk_0 Oh, I like it.
spk_0 I think there's a lot on the way.
spk_0 You're not going to get out of reading aloud.
spk_0 Oh, no.
spk_0 I'll put on my reader voice.
spk_0 You know, okay.
spk_0 So their name is Polly Journey.
spk_0 Miss Nomer.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 So it says, no couples, only for the lovely ladies, we play together, not all caps, solo.
spk_0 How weird is the term lovely ladies?
spk_0 Lovely ladies.
spk_0 Make you feel like in third person, like, I know I went and met some lovely ladies.
spk_0 And then too, how would you feel if somebody called you a lovely lady?
spk_0 No.
spk_0 This is an audio format, but everybody's facial expression is grimacing.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0
spk_0 Some level of disgust.
spk_0 Confusion.
spk_0 Don't love it.
spk_0 I'm a curvy to plus size queens in the front of the line, fun loving couple looking for a woman
spk_0 to build a long lasting relationship with.
spk_0 All shit.
spk_0 Someone we can enjoy inside and outside the bedroom.
spk_0 The someone we can enjoy, like something you get from the grocery store.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 You enjoy a milkshake.
spk_0 You enjoy a warm bath.
spk_0 You don't enjoy a person.
spk_0 I was almost grateful for the word bedroom because we can enjoy inside and out outside.
spk_0 No.
spk_0 No.
spk_0 No.
spk_0
spk_0 Okay.
spk_0 We are both working professionals who value our time together and discretion while we are in the dating phase.
spk_0 Drama free.
spk_0 We are all adults looking to make each other's lives better.
spk_0 More pictures once we make a connection.
spk_0 We love and crave to talk and have open honest conversations.
spk_0 We aim to please each other and you in every way possible.
spk_0 Oh.
spk_0 Every way possible.
spk_0
spk_0 Please say they crave to talk.
spk_0 We love and crave to talk and have open conversation and honest conversations.
spk_0 I have noticed the real indiscriminate use of the word crave.
spk_0 But Brando's got what plants crave.
spk_0 Right.
spk_0 Like outside of a taco bell commercial.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Like what was the one?
spk_0 Oh, we crave lingerie fueled fantasies was from another.
spk_0 Grave.
spk_0 Grave feels like a word that would be overused in like early fan fiction that I would have read as an teenager.
spk_0 Like smut fan fiction craving.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 Don't know another word for it.
spk_0 So you just keep using the word crave.
spk_0 Brando's got what plants crave.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 That's what it reads like to me.
spk_0 And you're so sexually inexperienced that you can only
spk_0 be an alligator sex drive to hunger.
spk_0 It's like the only other like drive in your body.
spk_0 It's just sex and hunger.
spk_0 That's me as a teenager hungry, horny, horny, hungry, horny.
spk_0
spk_0 But these people I think are in their 40s like these.
spk_0
spk_0 Can we also just have a moment to honor the one way to make drama free less convincing is to put an
spk_0 exclamation point on it.
spk_0 From a free.
spk_0 Okay.
spk_0 We aim to please each other and you in every way possible.
spk_0 It's not just about getting to know you physically but mentally too.
spk_0 What makes you feel most alive and how can we pour into you?
spk_0 Go on.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 I wasn't sure if I was only a receptacle until that moment.
spk_0 And now I'm sure.
spk_0 Do you say receptacle?
spk_0 Yes.
spk_0 Oh, you were only a receptacle.
spk_0 I heard that weird.
spk_0 Sorry.
spk_0 What did you hear?
spk_0 Like, like you were saying I was almost receptive until that moment.
spk_0 Oh, receptacle.
spk_0 I'm until.
spk_0 Yeah.
spk_0 I'm actually.
spk_0 I feel really receptacle.
spk_0 But how bold.
spk_0 I mean, that is just all out there with like we need you to be a blank slate so we can pour our own
spk_0 insecurities, our own fantasies, our own personalities onto you.
spk_0 They probably think they're so cool and so like progressive and the whole drama free thing.
spk_0 Like, we do it so well.
spk_0 Yeah, final paragraphs.
spk_0 All right.
spk_0 I'm a five three petite plus size queen.
spk_0 This is my favorite least favorite part.
spk_0 I'm a five three petite plus size queen.
spk_0 And my chocolate king is 510 with a sexy comfy dad bod with cannon arms to pick up our big sexy bodies or the wrap around us for comfort and love
spk_0 If you want to get a nose better at
spk_0 Don't ask away. We are here and ready to mingle
spk_0 Chocolate king. Yeah, what are cannon arms? Like I guess they're big like tree trunks or something like thick arms
spk_0 I think that's what he's saying. I'm not saying just
spk_0 Exclosings. He's got like his got like cannons for arms like his yeah like those t-shirt cannons
spk_0 So I want to give this lady the benefit of the doubt and assume this is a king who is actually made of chocolate
spk_0 Okay, I'm going to I'm going straight to like like the jolly green giant right but chocolate
spk_0 I may or may not have jotted down a song
spk_0 Hail Hail the chocolate king in candy land. He's Lord and judge
spk_0 When he touches anything he turns it into creamy fudge
spk_0 Is that what they're going to pour into you creamy fudge?
spk_0 Ah
spk_0 This has been polyametry
spk_0 I feel like I get so many vibes in this profile overall that they are
spk_0 They're like speaking to the negative like oh we crave
spk_0 Talking and honest conversation as if there's like a dearth of it which just tells me
spk_0 There has been and there will be drama because you haven't figured out how to
spk_0 Do it and articulate and like pick compatible people
spk_0 So that there is drama and you have to put the stuff in your profile that just
spk_0 vaguely alludes to these failed endeavors in the past and like the contradictory language of like the
spk_0 You know starting with like oh that we can enjoy and then like oh but we can both focus on you
spk_0 It's almost like this reassuring thing. Yes. Yeah, like all dating apps. We are kind of selling ourselves. Yes
spk_0 But this profile and so many unicorn hunter profiles really feels like they're trying to sell you
spk_0 Yes, yes, yes, in order for you to even be interested like oh yeah
spk_0 And somehow they think that it's a plus that they're going to
spk_0 Rive it this intensity of attention on to you right they're gonna be like
spk_0 like
spk_0 Unbroken eye contact just on you the entire time they want to
spk_0 Pour into you exactly
spk_0 Yeah, so what do we think of to rate them
spk_0 Self-aggrandizement, you know, we see so many of the profiles that like we're the most amazing fun rich people you've ever seen and met and
spk_0 We're so hot
spk_0 And this is less that but it feels more of the grasping like we're not like other unicorn hunters like it feels like it feels like pick me
spk_0 You'd a corn hunting like yes
spk_0 Yeah, and my partner is going to launch you across
spk_0 Yeah, I feel like they just believe that human beings are completely made up of inanimate objects
spk_0 The the guy has cannon arms. He's made of chocolate and he has candy has cannon arms
spk_0 All right, so how would you rate them?
spk_0 For self-aggrandizement, I'm gonna say I don't know. I'm like out of five. I'm very like in the middle of it
spk_0 Me too. Yeah
spk_0 Yeah, I'd say probably about a five for me. I don't know where else to put this thirstiness like that I
spk_0 I want to like I want to address the thirstiness with a number
spk_0 Can I rate this and it's got to go in the self-aggrandizement?
spk_0 Yeah, and so I think it
spk_0 Bumps it up to like a seven
spk_0 All right, yeah, I think like comparing to other unicorn hunters. I think I agree like a six or a seven
spk_0 Yeah, yeah, definitely not humble about it. Yeah, they're they're also yeah like you were saying
spk_0 They're not trying to throw their boat at you or whatever like you could the launch boat
spk_0 That's true. Yes, it's cannon arms. Yeah
spk_0 Okay, arbitrary rules arbitrary rules. They didn't really have any specific rules
spk_0 They are
spk_0 More staunchly in the like single women only
spk_0 category than some of the other profiles we've I think it's been a while since we've seen one that is truly just
spk_0 Only single women. Yeah. Yeah, and always yeah that drama whenever they have drama
spk_0 Uh, yeah, I can't
spk_0 I really wish I could get into the mindset of people who like write these profiles like what what are you thinking because when you write that and drama free
spk_0 exclamation point like
spk_0 What makes you go like yeah
spk_0 That makes us see really cool
spk_0 Yeah
spk_0 Is drama free a rule if you yell it loud enough?
spk_0 I think to Nicole's conception of the like hidden rules thing
spk_0 I feel like there's so many hidden rules under the umbrella of drama free. Yeah, yeah, yeah
spk_0 Of like if you start to rock this boat that's drama you're out. Yeah, we're not gonna launch a boat at you unless you
spk_0 Greene out to rock it
spk_0 You started it Daniel you don't get to be grossed out by
spk_0 I mean
spk_0 The hidden rules thing always freaks me out. Yeah, and like is the number one probably the number one thing that keeps me away from
spk_0 Unicorn hunters besides not being like a shell of a person
spk_0 That they can film um, I'm gonna say
spk_0 Like a seven I'll go seven. Yeah. I'm gonna say
spk_0 Six just to be different
spk_0 Just to be arbitrary. Yeah, I mean, I think I'd support you with like a five or six. Yeah. Yeah
spk_0 I think we know your answer
spk_0 Michelle. I'm pretty sure I know the rest of
spk_0 Daniel you don't get to answer this question though. You say this but you don't get to you're not qualified. You're not qualified
spk_0 When did this
spk_0 Begin this new rule that you have imposed new rules on our dynamic
spk_0 Where I don't get to hypothetically say whether I would unicorn for people just because they don't want me to unicorn
spk_0 All right fine you can participate fine
spk_0 Ha ha ha
spk_0 Would you unicorn for them me? Oh
spk_0 No
spk_0 I'm also gonna be a no
spk_0 Yeah, it's a no for me dog
spk_0 So we do have the opportunity now to match with them
spk_0 live
spk_0 On my and send a message
spk_0 To the effect of all four of us would like to decline
spk_0 And I feel like the response would be confusing because just like they wrote their profile we we we
spk_0 We we
spk_0 You would respond Michelle
spk_0 No, no, no
spk_0 We politely decline
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