476 - How To Give a Maid of Honor Speech

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spk_0 I've question for you guys.

spk_0 What's that?

spk_0 Thank you.

spk_0 Let's say, let's say, yeah, like always,

spk_0 we have a standing appointment Thursday, 9 a.m.

spk_0 That's when we record the podcast.

spk_0 Let's say I didn't show up today.

spk_0 I went missing.

spk_0 Where would you guys look for me?

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Like, okay.

spk_0 So the whole process would be,

spk_0 I would look at my, find my friends first.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And would you not be on there?

spk_0 No.

spk_0 Or would it be,

spk_0 Whoa.

spk_0 You've vanished entirely from find my friends.

spk_0 It says I'm here.

spk_0 Oh, it says he's here.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 First thought, of course, just being real

spk_0 would be in your bedroom.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 It's being real.

spk_0 And then I'll go bathroom.

spk_0 But if it's not in any of the obvious places,

spk_0 I think we're going closet next.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 As far as like places here still,

spk_0 closet seems really weird.

spk_0 At that point,

spk_0 let's hope he's not in the closet.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Let's hope he's not just hiding in the closet.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Cause we have to film right now.

spk_0 Um, I don't know.

spk_0 I would, I would call you.

spk_0 But if it's, if you're fine, my friends is here.

spk_0 It's like maybe my phone's here.

spk_0 I'm not.

spk_0 Jake just decided to go on a little jaunt.

spk_0 I think without his phone.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I don't know.

spk_0 I would, I'd go like, maybe he tried to go to the gym

spk_0 without his phone.

spk_0 Definitely.

spk_0 It took a lot longer.

spk_0 Cause he didn't have the phone to tell him the workouts

spk_0 or something like that.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Or what time it was or what time it was.

spk_0 He has no idea.

spk_0 Otherwise he's in his own little world at lifetime.

spk_0 Yep.

spk_0 Lifetime.

spk_0 I think Chick-fil-A down the street might be a decent thought.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Um, pickleball courts.

spk_0 But there's a lot of them around here.

spk_0 I probably then call Isaac and Scott.

spk_0 They have, you know, the good pulse on you.

spk_0 If you're not around here, you're probably with them.

spk_0 Uh, how long would it take to ask your wife, you know?

spk_0 How long till we would actually start looking for Jake?

spk_0 Well, it sounds like right away you'd go bedroom.

spk_0 That's true.

spk_0 As far as like besides.

spk_0 Yeah, yeah.

spk_0 Cause like, and then I go laundry room somewhere.

spk_0 I'd be like, maybe he's holding laundry.

spk_0 Uh, yeah, I don't know.

spk_0 And then you would, yeah, not look for me.

spk_0 You would start like, yeah, using your resources.

spk_0 Like, like how, how long before we think, oh,

spk_0 we probably just overslept as a larmin.

spk_0 He's going to miss like the first episode and a half.

spk_0 Like.

spk_0 And then we'll go to Ohio for the next.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Reason I ask is apparently that is a TikTok trend.

spk_0 It's like girlfriends ask your boyfriends.

spk_0 If I went missing, where would you look for me?

spk_0 And I guess typically in trend fashion, these answers are like,

spk_0 anthropology, you love that story.

spk_0 Yeah, yeah, yeah, or fill in the blank.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 And Rachel didn't film it, but she just like asked me that.

spk_0 And she's like, all right, let's say tomorrow.

spk_0 When school is done, I don't come home.

spk_0 Where would you start looking for me?

spk_0 And I don't know, this is a trend.

spk_0 I think this is just some sort of husband, wife,

spk_0 scenario we're playing out.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 And I'm stressed.

spk_0 I'm like, oh,

spk_0 you didn't come home.

spk_0 I'm not even trying to be funny either.

spk_0 I was just like, oh gosh.

spk_0 All right. So I'd probably, I'd go to the school and I'd sort of

spk_0 asking around like last known whereabouts.

spk_0 Like who saw you last?

spk_0 That's get, you know, eyes on it.

spk_0 And I just went off using everything I know about.

spk_0 True crime.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 And then she kind of let me finish.

spk_0 I'm just going to stop you right there.

spk_0 That was such an autistic answer.

spk_0 I was kind of just looking for like,

spk_0 majong with the girls.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 At the majong super store, of course.

spk_0 Your assessment, your, your boom crack.

spk_0 Yeah, I really went nuts.

spk_0 Like, I don't know.

spk_0 So did I?

spk_0 I would look and I would do, I would figure out some sort of background check.

spk_0 I'm people with parents of the school and janitors of the school.

spk_0 And if that's a mission, janitors, you're, I don't know.

spk_0 I know you and janitors.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 That's, you got a body janitors of.

spk_0 You got a nice broom back there.

spk_0 You got a janitor's body.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Cause I, I didn't know.

spk_0 Yeah. If I knew it was like a joky like, hey, where's like one place I would be if I'm not here.

spk_0 That's different than like, where would you look for me first?

spk_0 I know.

spk_0 I was like, well, first answer is like, I'll go to your school and make sure you're not just working late.

spk_0 Yeah, you're in good hands.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I would hunt you down.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 Absolutely.

spk_0 Oh, yeah.

spk_0 Oh, you could check the security cams on the, at the school, they got plenty of those.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I think it'd be fun.

spk_0 I think people out there who exist, maybe years listening, like maybe have a spouse like this, but people like Rachel or even her dad, which are so just like,

spk_0 not even emotionally driven, but it's like vibes driven.

spk_0 I almost borderline fantasize about Rachel going missing.

spk_0 So I can have that scenario from the office where they can't find Michael.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And Holly is like tracking him down using like weird forms of information.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 Like Dwight's like, hey, this one's closer to the office.

spk_0 He would have gone here.

spk_0 Or this way because you would have thought that was like a massive donut.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 You don't think he would follow that bread smell over there?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I think I could do that with Rachel using like, yeah, I'd be like, what makes sense to me?

spk_0 I do the opposite of that because that store is cute over there.

spk_0 She would have gone over there.

spk_0 Yeah, or she'd have gone and looked at those flowers that were freshly put on.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 That's pretty fun.

spk_0 So someday if I'm lucky, she'll go missing.

spk_0 I heard about a streamer that was arrested for playing hide and seek one time.

spk_0 And not in the same exact way, but like, yeah, like I was just thinking like, okay, what if Rachel, we knew that she had never left the school.

spk_0 Like there's no security footage of her leaving the school.

spk_0 Like kind of a fun game of hide and seek at that point.

spk_0 Like a school is, elementary school is not huge, but like high school hide and seek or at a mall or something.

spk_0 Like kind of like Paul Blart basically, but just real life version of it.

spk_0 And it's one of those movies where you find out what's that one movie with that red head where they can't find her daughter.

spk_0 And then you find out she was never on like the flight log.

spk_0 Oh, she was never supposed to, she was the man on the line.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 That's like, go to school and I'm looking around for her.

spk_0 And they're like, Rachel doesn't work here.

spk_0 We've never heard of her.

spk_0 That's very like lost, like very like, who's Rachel?

spk_0 What's what's any of this?

spk_0 Where's Rachel?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Who's Rachel?

spk_0 How's Rachel?

spk_0 What's Rachel?

spk_0 Yeah, like how would you, like if, if let's, yeah, Mr. Beast video style, like there's, there's a hundred people competing for a million dollars.

spk_0 Like whoever, there's a hundred people in a hotel.

spk_0 In a, no, not a hotel.

spk_0 In a mall.

spk_0 And the Oak Park Mall, like a large mall.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 And you're playing hide and go seek what place do you think you would get out of a hundred?

spk_0 Like, I would, I would finish somewhere between 10th and 20th, I think.

spk_0 Really?

spk_0 I would do good, but I wouldn't, I wouldn't go the extra mile I needed to win.

spk_0 Like I wouldn't uninstall the bending machine and put myself inside of it.

spk_0 Dang.

spk_0 That's a good idea though.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 First thing I thought of.

spk_0 And I was like, yeah, let someone else do that.

spk_0 Yeah, I would just, I don't know, I would just try to like crawl somewhere so far.

spk_0 Like I just keep moving as far back as I can until I hit a dead end and then just hope that no one else goes that far.

spk_0 Like surely this guy didn't go this far back in the vents.

spk_0 That's something in vents.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Because if it is for a million dollars, it's like, that's worth being uncomfortable for.

spk_0 But my first thought was like, maybe hide somewhere in the first 30 minutes.

spk_0 That's become for you somewhere.

spk_0 I want to be standing.

spk_0 I want to be upright.

spk_0 Maybe laying down.

spk_0 And then once it's like, we're down to the top 40.

spk_0 All right.

spk_0 Now I'll crawl in a little hole.

spk_0 You ever go mannequin route?

spk_0 Just.

spk_0 I don't think so.

spk_0 Please, please, please, please.

spk_0 I think you, yeah, you start off just like back corner, dressing room.

spk_0 Get up on top of the like stall walls a little bit.

spk_0 Pop open a ceiling tile.

spk_0 Now we're up.

spk_0 Who knows what's up there.

spk_0 And then yeah, that'll buy you some time.

spk_0 You're at least top 50 if you can get the ceiling tile.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I don't know if I can get up there.

spk_0 I don't know if I trust the road.

spk_0 The metal up there.

spk_0 I was going to say, even if you pop a ceiling tile, can you can you can support you up there?

spk_0 A little thin white metal pieces.

spk_0 Maybe if you, it's like it's maybe it's built there.

spk_0 Displacement, like weight displacement.

spk_0 It's like you're only putting a half a pound on each of them.

spk_0 It's like polar bears on the ice.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 But if they maybe catch you, there's no there's no running away from it.

spk_0 Like you're you're you're done.

spk_0 You can't just be like crap.

spk_0 I think they're on to me.

spk_0 I got to leave.

spk_0 I got to move this down to the top.

spk_0

spk_0 I mean, it depends.

spk_0 I don't know what it's like up there.

spk_0 Is we have a whole series of tunnels.

spk_0 No one does.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And is it is a hide and seek work?

spk_0 It's like I saw you.

spk_0 No, I saw you or you like I had to touch you.

spk_0 Oh, yeah.

spk_0 I prefer touch.

spk_0 It's hide and seek tag.

spk_0 It's hide and seek tag for you.

spk_0 Yeah, that helps.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 To an extent, I don't think you can like just crawl up to the top of the roof and just hover there.

spk_0 Maybe it's hide and seek, but they have a they have some kind of apparatus.

spk_0 It's like a sass.

spk_0 It's like hide and seek water gun tag.

spk_0 Thank you.

spk_0 Like can I get within 10 feet of you?

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 Like if they can knock knock you down with something, they can have a ball if they have to and throw it up there.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0

spk_0 I think ball tag.

spk_0 Anyway, so that's Tik Tok trends.

spk_0 I would look for you at lifetime, Jake, because you're always working out.

spk_0 You know, that is one thing.

spk_0 Thank you.

spk_0 We're we're going on a trip tonight.

spk_0 We fly out.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And yeah, it should be fun.

spk_0 What are what are you looking forward to about the trip?

spk_0 I'm looking forward to spending time with you looking forward to spending time with Rachel looking forward to spend time with Calvin looking forward to spend time with Molly looking forward to spend time with my wife.

spk_0 I don't know.

spk_0 I've never been to Vale.

spk_0 We're going to call around a Vale, Colorado and excited.

spk_0 It sounds like we're doing ebikes.

spk_0 Honestly, I have very low not low expectations.

spk_0 I have very I don't have expectations really beyond just like having some fun times.

spk_0 I don't know.

spk_0 I don't know anything about Vale beyond just Colorado and just it being fun.

spk_0 I looked at the weather.

spk_0 It's going to be cold compared.

spk_0 We've been 32.

spk_0 It's been like summer here still.

spk_0 It's like 86 here.

spk_0 It's October 2nd while we're recording this.

spk_0 Yeah, it's high.

spk_0 High 80s.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And so it's going to be a little bit of a slap in the face weather-wise.

spk_0 Which I don't think I'm necessarily looking forward to, but it will be a fun change, I guess.

spk_0 So maybe that means I'm looking forward to it.

spk_0 Throw on some coats.

spk_0 What are you looking forward to?

spk_0 I think just chilling.

spk_0 Just chilling.

spk_0

spk_0 In MJC.

spk_0 Nothing much just chilling.

spk_0 No, I'm just chilling.

spk_0 In MJC you.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Yeah, excited to.

spk_0 The life I was overriding with that.

spk_0 I've just like, I've been like pushing myself pretty hardly, which is between work or just like,

spk_0 pickable training, working out.

spk_0 I'm just like, yeah, it'd be nice to have like three or four days.

spk_0 Let the body rest a little bit.

spk_0 Let's just do nothing.

spk_0 Yeah, okay.

spk_0 I was going to say, or are we going to go on like a climb a 14 or like that's where I'm like,

spk_0 I don't, I have genuinely, I have very low X, like low, no, not low expectations.

spk_0 Because that means I think it's not going to be fun.

spk_0 I have no expectation.

spk_0 Like, so if like we wake up and people are like, hey, we're going on a hike.

spk_0 I'm starting.

spk_0 All right.

spk_0 If we wake up or like, we have nothing planned today.

spk_0 All right.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Bet.

spk_0 Either way bet.

spk_0 Hot cocoa is in the microwave.

spk_0 Hot cocoa.

spk_0 Yeah, we heat up some cocoa.

spk_0 You put some milk in if you want.

spk_0 But, no, yeah, I have, I have, I have no ability to have expectations.

spk_0 Because I don't know anything about veil beyond just, it's just a ski town.

spk_0 Other than last night at 10pm where we were going.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Very confused.

spk_0 Because we keep hearing this word aspen being thrown around.

spk_0 Oh, seeing the aspen.

spk_0 Aspen.

spk_0 Sure.

spk_0 You're changing.

spk_0 Oh, you got to see the aspen.

spk_0 And this whole time I was like, oh, I can't wait to see Aspen.

spk_0 And then I was like, no, we're not going there.

spk_0 I always get this.

spk_0 We're going to break and raise.

spk_0 Yes, dude.

spk_0 And then last night at 10pm Rachel said, no, it's a veil.

spk_0 And I said, well, that's fun.

spk_0 Yes, dude.

spk_0 They're all the same.

spk_0 Wonderful aspen.

spk_0 We will see.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 We will see the trees.

spk_0 And it'll be fun.

spk_0 Yeah, excited.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 They say it's a good time to go.

spk_0 I was talking to Tate about it.

spk_0 Tate went to college in Colorado.

spk_0 And so he's like, dude, veil's really nice.

spk_0 And it's the perfect time of a year ago.

spk_0 And I was like, okay, cool.

spk_0 All right.

spk_0 Low 32.

spk_0 I saw 27.

spk_0 They got a hot tub, though.

spk_0 It's fun.

spk_0 Do you like hot tub and in the fridge?

spk_0 You were done it.

spk_0 I guess that would be a form of contrast therapy.

spk_0 Is there going to be snow on the ground?

spk_0 Oh, brother.

spk_0 It's always snow on the ground.

spk_0 Up in the mountains, once we get up there high enough,

spk_0 the teenagers.

spk_0 What's he put to say no?

spk_0 What's he put our toboggan on?

spk_0 In the teeners.

spk_0 We're sleeping at 12,000.

spk_0 You like the teeners?

spk_0 I doubt there's going to be snow.

spk_0 But because that would be a fun contrast therapy.

spk_0 Lay in the snow.

spk_0 Go back to the hot tub.

spk_0

spk_0 I remember in South Dakota the first year we went,

spk_0 I went fazin' hunting.

spk_0 And it was so cold.

spk_0 I bet it was 15, 20 degrees.

spk_0 And the hot tub, we were warm, but our hair was like crunchy,

spk_0 like frozen.

spk_0 Titanic style.

spk_0 Titanic style, dude.

spk_0 So we'll just drink a bunch of whiskey like the chef on the Titanic.

spk_0 You know him?

spk_0 No.

spk_0 He stayed, he survived because he was annealed.

spk_0 Oh really?

spk_0 And he just had enough like warmth in his blood because of it.

spk_0 That's a fun fact.

spk_0 I think.

spk_0 You know about that time?

spk_0 No, but I believe it.

spk_0 You don't know about it being annealed?

spk_0 Uh-uh.

spk_0 It's alcohol really make you that much warmer.

spk_0 Like your internal body temperature just goes up with alcohol.

spk_0 Maybe the blood alcohol content.

spk_0 He's up.

spk_0 It does, I do feel like warmer.

spk_0 I remember one time.

spk_0 I was like, I was like, I'm so touched.

spk_0 That game we went to, we went to a cheese game.

spk_0 That the infamous like Mike Katz game.

spk_0 We don't have tickets.

spk_0 Surprise, prize.

spk_0 I feel like Gunner loves bringing fireball everywhere.

spk_0 He goes for stuff like that.

spk_0 And I feel like I had a drink of fireball and then it was,

spk_0 noticeably warmer for a few minutes.

spk_0 I've always been impressed by, it's very common for comedians

spk_0 to like drink a little bit before they perform.

spk_0 Like those lights are so bright.

spk_0 I don't want anything making me warmer than how warm I'm already going to be.

spk_0 That's very on stage.

spk_0 You just like put some ice cubes in real quick.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I suck on a cube.

spk_0 Right before I go out there.

spk_0 I don't know, I don't know how this works.

spk_0 It's definitely like biological, physical, whatever the word is.

spk_0 Um, but like I need to sweat it out once.

spk_0 And once I sweat it out once, I won't sweat as much anymore.

spk_0 Don't want a fever or what?

spk_0 No, like, uh, like let's say for instance you have two shows,

spk_0 like two comedy shows back to back.

spk_0 I guarantee you if I were performing the first one I would sweat out so hard.

spk_0 You name it.

spk_0 Or, um, like when we play golf sometimes, like sometimes I am sweating like crazy.

spk_0 And then I like, I can, I literally sometimes bring a second shirt.

spk_0 And then the second shirt, like I don't sweat on it all.

spk_0 It's very, it was the same thing with like a leading worship.

spk_0 Like, um, often like for the practice I would sweat a ton.

spk_0 And then after that I was, I was good.

spk_0 Yeah, what does that mean?

spk_0 I don't know.

spk_0 Like I, you have two different like sweat reservoirs.

spk_0 Either that, it might be like something with water or coffee or I don't know if there's some kind of connection there.

spk_0 Well hydrated.

spk_0 Truly though.

spk_0 It's like, it's like, it's like, I, I, I, because I don't physically feel more nervous.

spk_0 I don't think, but maybe internally it's like, you can't fool me, man.

spk_0 We're nervous.

spk_0 You know, I don't know what it is.

spk_0 But it was always like, I always sweat so much, not so much, but like considerably more at like worship practice than I would for the actual worship.

spk_0 Sorry guys, just for sweat.

spk_0 Sorry guys.

spk_0 Just, yeah, I just got my first sweat on my first.

spk_0 That's funny.

spk_0 I should try that halfway through a big wall change shirt.

spk_0 And just kind of see if I'm keeping up my sweat levels.

spk_0 Yeah, I don't know.

spk_0 I don't know what that's about.

spk_0 But I went to do a little grocery shopping this week, our local store, you know, in the Midwest, it's called Hi-V.

spk_0 Is there's for the sake of the story?

spk_0 And I'm at the back.

spk_0 Grab its milk and over the loudspeaker.

spk_0 Very succinctly, very quickly, very seriously.

spk_0 They go, hello, I need the attention of every Hi-V customer right now.

spk_0 Oh.

spk_0 The baked ZD giveaway is now available.

spk_0 We'll come out up to the front.

spk_0 And I don't know what this says, but I was like, there was an active shooter.

spk_0 Like, seriously, like the way the tone and everything that they like said that announcement.

spk_0 Oh my gosh, they're like shutting this place down.

spk_0 You ready to get up in the tiles?

spk_0 Yeah, I had one already popped.

spk_0 Yeah, it's like, oh, baked ZD.

spk_0 Big ZD, no problem.

spk_0 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

spk_0 No, I was just, I was just practicing how I would hold the ZD.

spk_0 It was so serious.

spk_0 They got to work on that that you can't make an announcement that way.

spk_0 I, it's like a Tommy boy when he comes in like, excuse me.

spk_0 I need everyone's attention right now.

spk_0 Yeah, the police just throw them there, like slide them there.

spk_0 Yeah, you can't go to the bank and like loudly demand everyone's attention.

spk_0 You can't like abuse the power of a loud speaker and say, I need your attention right now.

spk_0 Dude, it definitely can't be for baked ZD.

spk_0 I, it wasn't for baked ZD, but they did something like that to me one time.

spk_0 Really?

spk_0 They like, they had some, I don't know if it was like a third party thing,

spk_0 but somebody was there trying to sell something at like a table in the front.

spk_0 And they did.

spk_0 They like really hyped up this announcement.

spk_0 Like, hey, everyone, I need you guys to listen up to this.

spk_0 It's a very important announcement.

spk_0 In about five minutes, we will be doing this presentation.

spk_0 Yeah, I thought it's funny.

spk_0 And it was just like, what?

spk_0 Yeah, excuse me, please stop what you're doing if you got AirPods in.

spk_0 Take them out.

spk_0 Because it was very clearly not like a, a, a normal announcement kind of thing.

spk_0 Yeah, once while you hear those like in between song,

spk_0 or whatever at the grocery store at Home Depot, at the Home Depot,

spk_0 we care about your deck.

spk_0 That's why, you know, whatever.

spk_0 We want to keep you moving.

spk_0 It's whatever, something like that.

spk_0 But it was somewhat spooky.

spk_0 But then as I'm like going to the front, so it was like the last thing I got.

spk_0 What I heard was the baked bean giveaway.

spk_0 And so I'm like, in the front being like, I can't believe they're so excited about these beans.

spk_0 People love some beans in the Midwest.

spk_0 And then as I'm checking out, sure enough, maybe they do need to take this pretty seriously

spk_0 because there are multiple women like, like kind of on the hop to get there.

spk_0 And like, did I get the big CD?

spk_0 And then like, this person's having to tell them, no, you're too late.

spk_0 No, you're too late.

spk_0 And I see them all devastated.

spk_0 So I'm like, the big CD giveaway is a pretty big deal.

spk_0 I guess.

spk_0 Have you ever had big CD?

spk_0 Oh, yeah.

spk_0 Yeah, not, not since though.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 Now you need chicken, ZD chicken, ZD turkey ZD.

spk_0 Time and you've never heard of it before.

spk_0 I don't know if I really, I feel like it's kind of like lasagna.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Like I don't know maybe just different noodles.

spk_0 Be honest, I don't know what the difference is.

spk_0 Huh.

spk_0 But I don't think I would go crazy for it.

spk_0 But also wouldn't, you know me, I would definitely try to.

spk_0 Yeah, let's see what it's like.

spk_0 Like how do I win?

spk_0 What do I get?

spk_0 How do I get this thing?

spk_0 I would definitely try.

spk_0 If nothing else, what a great story to come home and be like, Catherine, I got a ZD.

spk_0 ZD pre-baked.

spk_0 Was it?

spk_0 We stopped bake it though.

spk_0 Oh, no, I have no idea.

spk_0 I never got to see it.

spk_0 I just saw people complaining they didn't win.

spk_0 It's the myth.

spk_0 Are you doing the shop in these days?

spk_0 No, not that much.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 I think we're out of just a few things.

spk_0 I'll go run.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Pick it up.

spk_0 Brum.

spk_0 You're a high v guy though.

spk_0 Oh, wherever.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Not the oil.

spk_0 Do whatever.

spk_0 I don't care.

spk_0 I don't give a crap.

spk_0 I don't even freeing care.

spk_0 You ever go to that price shopper?

spk_0 Oh, yeah.

spk_0 I feel like it's so poorly configured.

spk_0 It has like a wall in between, like you walk in and there's like a wall that you have

spk_0 to go around all these other things.

spk_0 Yeah, it's a closed concept.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 It's almost like they kind of heard you win.

spk_0 Like everyone has to go through this gate.

spk_0 It is.

spk_0 You will see the cereal or whatever's right there, like the hint of lime chips.

spk_0 You can't enter the store without seeing the chips.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 It's very indirect to go get milk there.

spk_0 Mm-hmm.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 That's all I have to say about it.

spk_0 I have something to admit.

spk_0 I don't really know the difference in a wasp and the yellow jacket.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 So yellow jackets are five and no.

spk_0 This season so far.

spk_0 Go Georgia Tech.

spk_0 Go jackets.

spk_0 Wastes are not a mascot of anybody that I can think of.

spk_0 That actually is a pretty easy way to remember it.

spk_0 Thank you.

spk_0 It's a good new monoctyphice.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I'll tell you who knows the difference even better in you.

spk_0 Please.

spk_0 Signature, pest, control.

spk_0 Oh, spc dude.

spk_0 You know with spc.

spk_0 Yeah, you know me.

spk_0 Mm-hmm.

spk_0 Yep.

spk_0 WSAP, no yellow g.

spk_0 Yellow jackets.

spk_0 Jackets with a g.

spk_0 Jackets.

spk_0 I want it.

spk_0 I'll admit something.

spk_0 I don't know how to spell yellow jackets.

spk_0 I'll be honest, I thought it was a J on there.

spk_0 But I guess not.

spk_0 The yellow g.

spk_0 It's been a G the whole time.

spk_0 They do know the difference in wasp and yellow jackets because they're probably taking over

spk_0 your home.

spk_0 If you live in the Salt Lake Valley, you dealt with SLV.

spk_0 Yeah, we are with S.

spk_0 No wasp for me.

spk_0 SBC.

spk_0 Also black widows.

spk_0 Black widows.

spk_0 Careful.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 You can see it in my face.

spk_0 Oh, I was thinking there with your brother.

spk_0 You said be careful.

spk_0 Well, should we go back off here?

spk_0 Back off here.

spk_0 It's a terrible spider.

spk_0 And that's it.

spk_0 It's a terrible spider.

spk_0 Terrible spider.

spk_0 And that's also maybe taking control of your home and you don't even know it.

spk_0 I hope not.

spk_0 I hope if you know it.

spk_0 If people are out there right now in Utah and they're thinking like, oh man, could that be

spk_0 me?

spk_0 I don't know.

spk_0 Call signature pest control and see.

spk_0 Go to our signature pest pro.com and just say like, hey, do you mind like making sure

spk_0 that's not me?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Because I guarantee you, I think I read some poll.

spk_0 Don't quote me on this.

spk_0 99.10 PR.

spk_0 Yes, it was I read it on NPR.

spk_0 99.9% of all people do not want to wake up with the black widow on their forehead.

spk_0 And I think that's most of you guys listening to this.

spk_0 And I think it was 99.8% don't like getting stung by wasps or Georgia Tech yellow jacket.

spk_0 Yellow jeez.

spk_0

spk_0 You don't want to, this is, I'm going to talk to the husbands who live in the Salt Lake

spk_0 city kind of area right now.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 You don't want to have to tell your wife, I'm pretty sure we don't have a black widow

spk_0 problem.

spk_0 Correct.

spk_0 I'm pretty confident we don't have yellow jackets.

spk_0 Yeah, I think the kids can play outside, but I don't know if they're going to get stung

spk_0 by the wasps or you could say, hey babe, babe, it's under control.

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spk_0 Go to signature pest pro.com or call them up 801-3475272.

spk_0 We don't give out very many phone numbers on this podcast, but that's one we will give out.

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spk_0 Tell them the Ghost Shredder sent you.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 So, let's go on to you guys.

spk_0 I was home alone this whole weekend.

spk_0 And by home alone, I mean, not even my neighbors were around.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I looked out and I said, where's Jake?

spk_0 He ain't here.

spk_0 He's gone.

spk_0 My family gone.

spk_0 Yeah, they left.

spk_0 And you didn't go.

spk_0 Correct.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 What was this scenario already forgotten?

spk_0 They were going to Texas for the state fair of Texas.

spk_0 They go every year.

spk_0 Big time.

spk_0 This was the first time they went to opening day.

spk_0 They'd never been opening day before.

spk_0 Had to see the pig races.

spk_0 Had to see the horse show.

spk_0 OK.

spk_0 Fun.

spk_0 All the different things.

spk_0 Honestly, it'd never been tradition that Catherine does with her mom and her sisters.

spk_0 And it's a good time.

spk_0 They love it.

spk_0 So, but I stayed home and I feel like I had like two and a half full days of just like

spk_0 nonstop working.

spk_0 It was awesome.

spk_0 And then Sunday was truly like the day of rest slash the day of football.

spk_0 Like I watched.

spk_0 There was that Dublin game.

spk_0 So like early morning, like I went to early service at church, got a led worship for

spk_0 little kids, which bunch of bunch of miscreant boys on Sunday.

spk_0 What?

spk_0 Miss Grant.

spk_0 We like that word.

spk_0 I don't know it.

spk_0 Timon.

spk_0 I've heard it.

spk_0 Like kind of like a mischievous like kind of.

spk_0 Punk.

spk_0

spk_0 Punk.

spk_0

spk_0 Punk.

spk_0 Yeah, it was pronounced in honor, but it's spelled way different.

spk_0 Miss Grant.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 No, no, I'm doubting it.

spk_0 It sounded right to me.

spk_0 Like I didn't question it at first.

spk_0 Miss Grant.

spk_0 Like, like yeah, just like just a bunch of punks.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Spell it in a sentence.

spk_0 M-I-S.

spk_0 It's spelled in a sentence.

spk_0 Oh.

spk_0 So, you know those like management information systems classes M-I-S.

spk_0 So, this.

spk_0 And then oh, did you have like you had a bunch of questions.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 No, no, CRE.

spk_0 What is it called?

spk_0 No, it's CTE.

spk_0 CRE is called CRE.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 M-I-S-C-R-E, you know.

spk_0 And then oh, dude, like crazy amount of just like fire ants, you know, like not like

spk_0 my A-U-N-T.

spk_0 No, got it.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 So M-I-S-C-R-E-A-N-T.

spk_0 Got it.

spk_0 Thank you, Miss Creeant.

spk_0 A person who behaves badly or in a way that breaks the law.

spk_0 So these boys.

spk_0 Oh, yeah.

spk_0 These boys were committing crimes left and right.

spk_0 Uh, no, they were just, they were just rowdy during worship.

spk_0 And I just, I didn't know what's my place there, you know, how do I?

spk_0 How much discipline?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I just tried to ignore them.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I don't see.

spk_0 I know.

spk_0 I'm volunteering in the kids, like, area at our church.

spk_0 And yeah, she's like, it's just unbelievable.

spk_0 Like, you know, at her elementary school, they would never put more than like 20 kindergarteners

spk_0 in a classroom because it's sort of managed.

spk_0 And they've got 40 in one room.

spk_0 40?

spk_0 And it's like, you know, people who don't work with elementary kids are the ones in charge.

spk_0 So she's like, it's tough in there.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Like, I need to be way more involved or just non-volved.

spk_0 Oh, yeah.

spk_0 Because it's hard for me to like be the like volunteer assistant and like see how this

spk_0 is run.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 But it's also hard to know like how much discipline.

spk_0 Yes, dude.

spk_0 If I throw down here, well, Catherine will always be like, you're not going to change them in

spk_0 45 minutes.

spk_0 Like, because I'm always like, I need to, I need to like really crack down in the middle.

spk_0 There's a right way and a wrong way to treat people.

spk_0 Yeah, dude.

spk_0 We were, we were in Rosie's class a couple of weeks ago and there was a kid in there that

spk_0 was struggling.

spk_0 And eventually, I just kind of was like, you need to come sit with me.

spk_0 You have to sit with me and you don't get to do whatever everyone else is doing.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 That's, that's your, that's as much discipline as I think we can give in that class.

spk_0 But I'm like, yeah, they're, they're struggling, dude.

spk_0 Anyway, um, all I had to say, watch a ton of football.

spk_0 Like truly, I back, close to 12 hours of football.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And chiefs just highlighted the whole thing all the way back, all the way back.

spk_0 We are top one probably.

spk_0 If you had a narrow down, I'd say Eagles to chiefs one.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Anyway, it was awesome though.

spk_0 I truly like watch football all day, watch red zone for the first time really all year.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 It was great.

spk_0 Everything about it was great and it was quiet.

spk_0 It was watch football.

spk_0 So it was, it was one of those things like every time that my family's gone and it's like,

spk_0 oh, this is great.

spk_0 I can get a bunch of work done.

spk_0 And pretty shortly after it's like, I'm not as good of a person without my family.

spk_0 Like I need, I'm on back.

spk_0 I need more.

spk_0 I cleaned every inch of my house and my shop is so organized.

spk_0 And it's like, who cares?

spk_0 Like I just want my kids back.

spk_0 They're back for 20 minutes.

spk_0 Oh, dude, that's part of like, I can't relax if the house is not clean.

spk_0 Like these days because it's like, it's so relaxing to have a clean because it doesn't

spk_0 get dirty again for.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Until my kids go back.

spk_0 It stays that way for a while.

spk_0

spk_0 So anyway, that's fun weekend.

spk_0 I got to watch you on, no, not you.

spk_0 Sorry.

spk_0 It wasn't you.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Friday was crazy day.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Tell me about what happened there.

spk_0 I let's start with the end of the story, which is Brad saying, I can't believe I'm

spk_0 spending my Friday night watching this.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 That text really cracked me up.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 That was like, yeah, I was eating a late dinner after working all day and take a little

spk_0 ledge.

spk_0 So the plan was we're meeting the Friday boys.

spk_0 We were going to go to Phoenix and see some of our friends down there and playing this

spk_0 tournament.

spk_0 And it's got Isaac flew out.

spk_0 They had like a 615 AM flight.

spk_0 They wanted to get out there and be there the whole day, totally get it.

spk_0 Rachel and I did not want to wake up in the forest to make that happen.

spk_0 So we're like, there's such a wrecked flight at 9.45.

spk_0 Let's just do that.

spk_0 And then you still land at 10.45 Phoenix time.

spk_0 You still put it in the old day.

spk_0 Smart.

spk_0 Oh, absolutely.

spk_0 I would do that, bro.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 They were like, good.

spk_0 Was there a direct flight?

spk_0 It was direct.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Well, but yours is better.

spk_0 Now direct is a funny word because we got close to Phoenix and it's one of the nicer

spk_0 days that I think God has ever created on this earth.

spk_0 I mean, the sun is shining a little extra bright today.

spk_0 I mean, it's called Sky Harbor.

spk_0 Sky Harbor.

spk_0 And I'm looking at the sky.

spk_0 Sky's looking back.

spk_0 I mean, there's nothing but sky in between us.

spk_0 Boy, it's a nice day out.

spk_0 And they start coming over the intercom.

spk_0 Hey, we don't know if we're going to be able to land today.

spk_0 We're going to do some circles.

spk_0 We don't know if we're going to be able to land today.

spk_0 Actually, I don't know if that's the exact words they said.

spk_0 Well, I'm not sure if this thing's landed.

spk_0 Hey, we got enough gas last still tomorrow.

spk_0 So just, you know, stock up on snacks.

spk_0 I don't know if we can be able to land.

spk_0 We got high winds or, you know, something weather related.

spk_0 So we're kind of doing our circles around the Phoenix Airport.

spk_0 And then they're like, you know, essentially like, all right, guys,

spk_0 buckle up.

spk_0 We're going to do it.

spk_0 I mean, it was an announcement close to that of like, let's try it.

spk_0 Truly buckle your seat belts, flight attendants, strap in.

spk_0 Yeah, we're going in.

spk_0 It's always a little nerve wreck.

spk_0 And when you see the flight attendants,

spk_0 like really tight, tight in their seat belts.

spk_0 They're not, yeah, they're not put in the coffee way anymore.

spk_0 But the announced the seriousness of the announcement didn't match how sunny it looked outside.

spk_0 It was like, yeah, I mean, I guess you can't see wind.

spk_0 But I, we're in the middle of desert.

spk_0 I feel like it's really nice out.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 We're low enough truly to where I can text Scott and Isaac.

spk_0 So if that tells you anything, okay.

spk_0 I'm texting them saying probably landing in like 10, you know, so you guys soon,

spk_0 they're saying their storms, you know, Scott's saying like,

spk_0 yeah, their storms like east of us, but just come in from the west.

spk_0 You guys should be fine.

spk_0 Like we are coming in from the west.

spk_0 Scott's like, yeah, just tell the pilot to come in from the west, dude.

spk_0 I'm like, that's where we're coming in.

spk_0 I mean, it looks beautiful out.

spk_0 Scott's like, it's beautiful.

spk_0 I were at and then I mean, we're down.

spk_0 We're low like two, three thousand feet probably.

spk_0 Like you can see swimming pools.

spk_0 You can see people and it's something happens.

spk_0 And we just like pull back up and they say, boys and girls, we're going to Vegas.

spk_0 Really?

spk_0 And the like collective groan was so loud on the plane.

spk_0 And we're just like, oh, like we've been circling for like probably an hour.

spk_0 And so never going to go to Las Vegas.

spk_0 How long is that take?

spk_0 It's not as far as I thought it was an hour.

spk_0 I mean, maybe even a little less.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 45 minutes in the air.

spk_0 So then you got a landed Vegas.

spk_0 Oh, that's.

spk_0 All right.

spk_0 Well, you know, you were kind of doing the math.

spk_0 I'm like, all right.

spk_0 Am I still going to make this tournament or whatever?

spk_0 I will say two things.

spk_0 One, it was very fun.

spk_0 It like at least Rachel and I are in this together into we just kept saying,

spk_0 I think it is that we don't have anything more important to be.

spk_0 I bet a lot of people in this plane have stuff way more important to be.

spk_0 Yeah, they've got weddings.

spk_0 They've got funerals.

spk_0 They've got like stuff.

spk_0 They're really missing.

spk_0 We're missing basically nothing.

spk_0 Let's just hang out anyway.

spk_0 Not a big deal.

spk_0 And so we land and they're like, all right.

spk_0 So if you have a layover, like somewhere else, go ahead and de-board the fly.

spk_0 And we'll figure it out.

spk_0 Like if you were supposed to have a layover in Phoenix,

spk_0 we'll get you to your final destination, de-board the flight.

spk_0 So that takes out other while they're like, all right.

spk_0 So I went left on the flight.

spk_0 You guys need to be in Phoenix.

spk_0 All we're going to do is just gas up the plane and then go back straight to Phoenix.

spk_0 We're just going to fly right back on this plane because your luggage is already here.

spk_0 So while we gas up, if you guys just want to like go grab a snack,

spk_0 they use the word snack.

spk_0 Instead of you guys want to go grab a snack, you can go do that right now.

spk_0 But just kind of stay close to the gate.

spk_0 So all right.

spk_0 And anyway, so we go out grab a snack, don't grab our things.

spk_0 You know, we got a phone and that's it.

spk_0 And then we were in the Vegas airport for the next six hours.

spk_0 Not allowed to go back on the plane to like grab a phone charger or grab air pods or grab anything.

spk_0 Long snack.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Big snack.

spk_0 Long snack is ahead two or three snacks.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 In that time.

spk_0 Oh my.

spk_0 That was more the main bummer.

spk_0 But did you ever figure out why it took so long?

spk_0 The storm wouldn't leave.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 So the storm stayed in Phoenix.

spk_0 We couldn't get back there.

spk_0 They're not letting people in.

spk_0 We waited so long, but that now there is a storm in Vegas.

spk_0 So now all flights are not leaving out of Vegas either.

spk_0 So that day to be a desert.

spk_0 Yeah, really.

spk_0 Nothing but storms.

spk_0 Who knew deserts desert storm?

spk_0 That's what that's from.

spk_0 You fought Phoenix and you fought through desert storm.

spk_0 Phoenix and Vegas both get storms the same day.

spk_0 Yeah, it was fine.

spk_0 It was all good.

spk_0 So did you get there that night or the next day?

spk_0 And so then eventually I think it's like, all right, you can get back on the plane.

spk_0 It's what I did.

spk_0 We reborted at like 515 PM.

spk_0 It's a then it's like, all right, this is possible.

spk_0 We could land in Phoenix at 615.

spk_0 The tournament starts at seven, but my game wouldn't even start to like 730.

spk_0 Probably like this is truly possible.

spk_0 And then we didn't take off from Phoenix until the left of seven.

spk_0 So I spent a lot of time to like 515.

spk_0 You didn't take off those seven.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 So I don't know what happened.

spk_0 But so then it's just like, all right, at least I don't have to stress anymore.

spk_0 I'm clearly not going to make the tournament.

spk_0 And hey, good news for us.

spk_0 They're live streaming it.

spk_0 And so me and Brad are both watching the tournament.

spk_0 I'm supposed to be playing in Brad's texting.

spk_0 I'm texting.

spk_0 We're making fun of scotch shoes.

spk_0 So yeah, scotch shoes.

spk_0 Isaac, you know, didn't play his best first game.

spk_0 laughed about that.

spk_0 So yeah, it's really like I can't believe I'm doing this.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 It was like, why do I?

spk_0 What?

spk_0 Because I watched you sent this link and I watched like a game before

spk_0 hand that wasn't even that.

spk_0 I was like, why am I watching?

spk_0 And the kid looked like he was 12 years old.

spk_0 That was playing in it.

spk_0 He was really young.

spk_0 One of the nastiest people as far as like age to really good at pickle ball.

spk_0 Really?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 He's really.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Really good.

spk_0 I, uh, yeah.

spk_0 So it was it was fun to watch them and get into it.

spk_0 They looked like there was a guy on your team that was scot,

spk_0 but even more scot than scot.

spk_0 You know, talk about there was a guy that was just like super

spk_0 into like he was kind of like a guy that did like, you know,

spk_0 like the bench, former's and basketball that always do like the

spk_0 like celebrations and stuff like this.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Oh, you know, like all those different things.

spk_0 There was a guy like that like like really into it to the point

spk_0 where I think Scott was like the guy used to calm down a little bit.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And so that guy wasn't even playing.

spk_0 That's the guy I'm thinking about.

spk_0 He was just there to like correct.

spk_0 Pretty Scott.

spk_0 Really?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Has Scott ever been to a tournament?

spk_0 He's not playing in.

spk_0 You go.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 So it was too bad.

spk_0 I wanted to say, well, at least they still get to watch,

spk_0 but also it was like, I was supposed to be playing in this.

spk_0 It's kind of too bad, but wasn't in the world.

spk_0 I'm trying to think.

spk_0 I mean, the whole day we should say it was a great day.

spk_0 I mean,

spk_0 I Rachel, I joke that all we did that day, which is like crank up our

spk_0 screen time numbers.

spk_0 I mean, what else is there to do?

spk_0 I got to the bottom of Instagram.

spk_0 I got so far Instagram was like, hey, dude.

spk_0 Infinite scrolls take a break.

spk_0 It's not an infinite scroll.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 A long scroll.

spk_0 Yeah, I got to the bottom of Instagram said, are you okay?

spk_0 There was a message that said better help calm.

spk_0 I was like, holy cow.

spk_0 Did it start?

spk_0 Did your algorithm change at all throughout the day?

spk_0 Like was it like?

spk_0 Yeah, it was Spanish or one point.

spk_0 Like 3D printing.

spk_0 Like you might like it, you know, has a Spanish.

spk_0 Yeah, I mean, they threw all sorts of algorithms.

spk_0 I mean, no, I don't even know if it was a ton of scrolling,

spk_0 but it is, you know, Rachel brought, oh, this is funny.

spk_0 I kept calling her Lloyd Christmas because

spk_0 you know, you're just so tired, you know, I don't,

spk_0 at certain point, you're like, I can't look at a screen anymore.

spk_0 I have to just, oh, I know a little, do I'll take a walk?

spk_0 And that's the way I can look at nothing but slot machines.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Because that's where he did spend the whole.

spk_0 There's no stimulation at all.

spk_0 The thing, the thing, the thing, the thing that just in the background,

spk_0 the whole time you're sitting there.

spk_0 But Rachel's like, I'm going to go like get some stuff.

spk_0 And it was like that scene in Dumb and Dumb and Dumb.

spk_0 I'm like, all right, just get the essentials, all right?

spk_0 Lloyd comes back and like a software, I want to add up all game.

spk_0 And that was Rachel.

spk_0 It was so fun.

spk_0 I mean, she came back like Vegas swag.

spk_0 Like, yeah, I mean, I thought I heard Vegas.

spk_0 Uh-huh.

spk_0 Yeah, she's got a handful of just so many snacks.

spk_0 She bought logic puzzle games.

spk_0 She was like, did I realize I didn't have any ink pen?

spk_0 So she bought this just like obnoxious Vegas pen and just like just the essentials Lloyd.

spk_0 That's amazing.

spk_0 So we had fun.

spk_0 We were just goofing all day and had a good time.

spk_0 I'm trying to think any other, you know what word?

spk_0 I mean, the whole day we should say because like Phoenix.

spk_0 Oh, so I saw this on Facebook later.

spk_0 Phoenix had like crazy flash flooding shut down the airport for a day.

spk_0 Even when we finally did landed Phoenix baggage claim.

spk_0 Rachel made a good comment.

spk_0 She said this airport right now is how movies depict airports on Christmas day.

spk_0 Of course, Kevin.

spk_0 Yeah, right.

spk_0 That's what the Phoenix airport was like bags on top each other.

spk_0 I've never seen the baggage claim carousel so stack full day to stop it.

spk_0 It was like bags or pile on top of each other.

spk_0 And now they're falling off their racks.

spk_0 Really?

spk_0 It was just like, yeah, overwhelmed.

spk_0 Just pandemonium.

spk_0 Everyone's landing at once.

spk_0 So it was possible to get an Uber and saw a rider, the videographer for Nivars.

spk_0 He was at the we were.

spk_0 It was kind of nice when I'm very loose with who I share my location with.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 So it's like, hey, I see you're next to me.

spk_0 Yeah, come on over.

spk_0 Come hang out.

spk_0 I I'm not truly because I know it's not realistic to feel this way.

spk_0 But there's a there's a let's say one eighth of me is like anti flying these days.

spk_0 Like and obviously like it's Phoenix.

spk_0 I'm not driving to Phoenix.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 But man, like wouldn't have happened if you drove like and were like flying to Colorado.

spk_0 And I know it's going to be easier to fly than drive.

spk_0 Maybe, but we're also flying to Denver and then driving two hours.

spk_0 And I was like, should we just drive?

spk_0 Like is it really that much easier to fly?

spk_0 Anyway, it's all I'm just like this is I just don't I do not like that scene.

spk_0 And I've become more increasingly more like a curmudgeon, but like there's too many people here where I can't breathe around here.

spk_0 Like I see I just need to walk around with people everywhere.

spk_0 You know, that's a really good thought.

spk_0 And I think Rachel made the point.

spk_0 She's like, I'm so glad this happened to us and not our parents because this would be the last time they ever flew.

spk_0 Like my dad would be like, this is why you drive.

spk_0 Yeah, I'm trying to trust the pilot.

spk_0 I'm trying to think there was some instance.

spk_0 I can't remember what airport I was at kind of last year or something where it did feel like a zoo.

spk_0 And it was like and I remember I landed there and I walked out to the zoo.

spk_0 Maybe it was with you.

spk_0 I can't remember.

spk_0 But anyway, and I was just like, I don't like this feeling because no one's really in a good mood at the airport.

spk_0 Like unless you're like going to or if you're coming from Cancun or something, no one's excited about that.

spk_0 Yeah, I think I got to go home now.

spk_0 There might be like one corridor of the airport that's going to Vegas or going to like a fun destination that's excited.

spk_0 But like for the most part, people are kind of annoyed.

spk_0 They have to stand in the line and then walk, you know, they are sitting next to other people.

spk_0 And like it's kind of quiet, kind of.

spk_0 I'm kind of surprised no one lost their mind with how much time we spent on an airplane or waiting to be bored.

spk_0 Yeah, so that's kind of like a tense situation.

spk_0 I know, dude.

spk_0 That's what I'm saying.

spk_0 So I'm like, maybe I'll just be a driver.

spk_0 Maybe we'll less.

spk_0 And I do think there's people listening right now.

spk_0 I was like, this is exactly why I don't fly.

spk_0 And that's fine.

spk_0 For whatever reason my psychobrain was like by the time Sunday rolled around, I was like, I'm looking forward to the flight home.

spk_0 I like, was it scarred?

spk_0 No, I don't think I'd be because the thing is like it's not like it's like because it happened once it means it's going to happen again.

spk_0 This was weather.

spk_0 Yeah, like it's not it's not some trend.

spk_0 Like you've flown so many times and it's like this doesn't happen very often.

spk_0 It's just like when it does happen, it's just like this is pretty no fun.

spk_0 You know, whereas like you're in traffic on the highway.

spk_0 It's like, well, it's okay.

spk_0 At least I'm still just by myself or with the people in the car with me.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 If there's too much construction, you say that's why that's why I bought a horse.

spk_0 So I'm deal with this.

spk_0 I'm not driving anymore.

spk_0 It is wild when you like like my parents just went to Europe.

spk_0 It was like you were in Europe this morning and you're in Kansas now.

spk_0 Like that's crazy.

spk_0 That is.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 It's amazing.

spk_0 Plains fast.

spk_0 Plains are like way faster than cars.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 You know, sometimes on the like flight truck on the little screen,

spk_0 they'll say ground speed and then air speed.

spk_0 I don't know the difference in those two things.

spk_0 They're different speeds.

spk_0 They're both miles.

spk_0 They tie up that it's not.

spk_0 Is that not?

spk_0 No, not sir.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Water.

spk_0 Water speeds.

spk_0 What's not?

spk_0 Yeah, I think like like notes and ships.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I think knots are using flights too though.

spk_0 Really?

spk_0 I my friend JJ is like a pilot.

spk_0 And I think he's referenced not.

spk_0 Sugar knots.

spk_0 Oh, it is air.

spk_0 See?

spk_0 Astronauts.

spk_0 Wow.

spk_0 I don't get that though.

spk_0 Nots is like the speed we're going and also sometimes like two knots.

spk_0 West.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 Those are notches.

spk_0 Two notches.

spk_0 Sugar notch.

spk_0 You know, like when you have the big wheel on the boat, just a couple notches.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Two notches.

spk_0 Starbird.

spk_0 Astronauts.

spk_0 That's what I know.

spk_0 Starbird bow.

spk_0 I don't get that though because how could their airspeed and ground speed?

spk_0 It's just it's all speed, right?

spk_0 Yeah, we're in the same atmosphere.

spk_0 It's not like we broke through anything.

spk_0 Yeah, we're not different.

spk_0 Yeah, but there's different resistances with water.

spk_0 Like imagine trying to run through water versus run through air.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 I popped on the Incredibles this week for really no reason.

spk_0 And I forgot dash can run on water.

spk_0 When it is knots are kids just watched Incredibles for the first time on the way home.

spk_0 I love that movie so much.

spk_0 They're into I like to debrief it with them.

spk_0 But I'm but but but but but I'm but I'm dead.

spk_0 I'm dead.

spk_0 You know, I get to celebrity look at likes and I've talked about this recently.

spk_0 But one is Robert Erwin.

spk_0 Obviously in the other is syndrome.

spk_0 And so it was good.

spk_0 I got to see both of them in the same week.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And the right lighting if the hair is kind of stick it straight up.

spk_0 Yeah, I'm just syndrome.

spk_0 And then bow.

spk_0 I mean, classic just like boy, dude, kind of behavior loves like quoting the movies.

spk_0 And so really, you know, I don't know where he'll just be.

spk_0 Like, what are you waiting for or whatever he's I don't know something amazing.

spk_0 I guess, you know, what I know I know freeze.

spk_0 You know that for did it scare bow because I feel like I watched it for the first time around that age.

spk_0 And it was like a scary.

spk_0 It is PG and I definitely was like like they were thinking about bringing it with a DVD and all this stuff.

spk_0 And they're like, Dad, is it okay if we watch this?

spk_0 I was like, it might be a little scary.

spk_0 But you know, yeah, I think they're all right.

spk_0 But I think Rosie said she was.

spk_0 Dude, Rosie's got this complex right now.

spk_0 It's kind of interesting.

spk_0 I mean, I guess kind of it's interesting that she picks up on this.

spk_0 But she's like basically like scared of me leaving.

spk_0 Like I think I think me being gone in Gulf Shores for 10 days was like a thing for her.

spk_0 That was a moment.

spk_0 So she was like, yeah, it was scary and the incredible is when the daddy left.

spk_0 And I was like, oh, okay.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 So I don't know.

spk_0 Huh.

spk_0 I don't know.

spk_0 But like, yeah, I'm like, that's the scary part.

spk_0 Remember the part where he gets like all those like weights on his back,

spk_0 like those bubble things.

spk_0 Oh, when he gets shot by the stuff.

spk_0 I was scarring.

spk_0 I was like intense.

spk_0 It's very nice.

spk_0 I was introduced.

spk_0 I was interested to be some neighbors were babysitting us.

spk_0 Oh, yeah.

spk_0 Little neighbors are into some scare.

spk_0 Like these neighbors are wild.

spk_0 I don't know.

spk_0 Girl, okay with this.

spk_0 It was a cartoon, but it was not appropriate.

spk_0 It's like South Park.

spk_0 You're like, I don't know what South Park is.

spk_0 It was called the incredible.

spk_0 I don't know what part of the park they were in.

spk_0 It was scary all the time though.

spk_0 They're going down to the South pole.

spk_0 If you don't mean the underminer in the South.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 No, there's like scare.

spk_0 I mean, there's like a lot of lava.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I remember not being scary.

spk_0 That scene where he.

spk_0 I mean, the big scary ball.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 In a mean.

spk_0 That's scary.

spk_0 I think when he starts puncturing himself,

spk_0 there's something weird about that.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I don't like that.

spk_0 That self-inflicted wound there.

spk_0 It's traumatic.

spk_0 Yeah, it is a little bit scary.

spk_0 I don't know.

spk_0 It's a ball thing.

spk_0 I'm so what is that?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Residue.

spk_0 I haven't showed them the Lion King yet.

spk_0 Because I think that could be kind of intense.

spk_0 I'm sure Rosie.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Rosie's not ready to die.

spk_0 Rosie would be like, whoa, wait, wait, wait.

spk_0 You could die.

spk_0 Like, that's not allowed or they're build of beasts and shunny.

spk_0 It was just like a big traffic jam.

spk_0 That is too bad.

spk_0 You're right.

spk_0 It's interesting that she picks up on it.

spk_0 Like, because it's never stated.

spk_0 Dad's gone.

spk_0 Dad's leaving.

spk_0 It's like, he's kind of sneaking around or you know doing this.

spk_0 Now every time I like leave to go to work,

spk_0 like leave the house,

spk_0 she'll be like, don't be gone too long, okay, Dad?

spk_0 Like she'll say that to me.

spk_0 Dad, you're gonna be gone for too long.

spk_0 Picking up trains.

spk_0 Is that what you're doing?

spk_0 Whatever he does, he's gone.

spk_0 Joop, Joop.

spk_0

spk_0 Dang.

spk_0 I wonder how common that is.

spk_0 That's too bad.

spk_0 Yeah, I mean, at least it's come from love.

spk_0 I mean, yeah, I was gonna say she loves me and she's excited.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And she's obviously, she's fine with,

spk_0 she knows that she's going to my parents' house

spk_0 for a few days while we're in Colorado.

spk_0 She's excited about that.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 So I think maybe it's like, if she gets to do something fun,

spk_0 no problem.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 So,

spk_0 Yeah, even like when she came over text,

spk_0 she's like, I'm daddy, I'm so glad you're home.

spk_0 And I'm like, you're the one that's home.

spk_0 I've been home.

spk_0 Welcome home, Dad.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 But it's in here watching football.

spk_0 Incredibles.

spk_0 Yeah, they're super into it right now.

spk_0 Especially I know, I know freeze.

spk_0 Remember that part?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 So good.

spk_0 I was shocked in my rewatch.

spk_0 How, you know, the where's my super suit

spk_0 is so highly quoted.

spk_0 And he's got a pretty small role in that movie.

spk_0 Oh, yeah, he's gonna say that many lines.

spk_0 Yeah, which is funny because it's Samuel Jackson

spk_0 and two just like how quoted it is.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Oh, yeah.

spk_0 I think a small.

spk_0 Yeah, they love that one too.

spk_0 Very small role.

spk_0 Is the Incredibles, I think they quote this too.

spk_0 That was totally wicked.

spk_0 Yeah, yeah, to hear that.

spk_0 I kid also small character, great lines.

spk_0 Yes, little, just good point.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Which incredible has the best power.

spk_0 I have my vote.

spk_0 Probably a violet, I would say.

spk_0 What is Jack, Jack's he just, oh yeah, that's revealed

spk_0 in the second one.

spk_0 He's got all kinds of stuff.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Sorry.

spk_0 Yeah, please don't ever see the second.

spk_0 All kinds of stuff he does.

spk_0 Like, for example, I don't say stuff fun.

spk_0 I don't say stuff.

spk_0 Best powers.

spk_0 I'm going to go.

spk_0 I'm going to go OG original Mr. Incredible.

spk_0 I'm going to go OG on it.

spk_0 Oh, I think that's the worst.

spk_0 Wow, strength.

spk_0 Wow, do toxic toxic masculinity over here.

spk_0 You think you're a lifetime built strength.

spk_0 Yeah, what are you trying to do?

spk_0 You're trying to be dashed.

spk_0 You're trying to jump rope.

spk_0 It would be fun to be fast.

spk_0 I've never fasted my entire life.

spk_0 It would be fun to be fast running on water.

spk_0 It's pretty next level.

spk_0 I'm with you.

spk_0 I think you got to go.

spk_0 Violet.

spk_0 I was going to say dash.

spk_0 When I was like, violet literally, you got to get hurt.

spk_0 And she could turn invisible.

spk_0 It's pretty cool.

spk_0 She can't get hurt.

spk_0 She put a force field around.

spk_0 She put a force field around anything.

spk_0 It's about a car.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Didn't remember that.

spk_0 That's pretty cool.

spk_0 And by the end, she gets over her person.

spk_0 I mean, it's good character development.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 By the end she's.

spk_0 So if violet were on your plane, no problem.

spk_0 We're going, we're going into the storm.

spk_0 And she just forced them again.

spk_0 I take the wind, which still, I mean,

spk_0 oh, so maybe you need like an incredibly strong force

spk_0 to push pull you back down.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 If you have Mr.

spk_0 Incredible on the plane, he can.

spk_0 If I'm still flying commercial, then yes.

spk_0 With all these superpowers.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Then yes.

spk_0 And then it's a storm.

spk_0 I would be Mr. Incredible to get us down.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 So point, point Mr. Incredible.

spk_0 Seems like the biggest issue you've had in the past week.

spk_0 Mr. Incredible would solve better violet.

spk_0 Yeah, violet's good.

spk_0 And once Edna Maud gets involved towards the end of the

spk_0 Incredibles one, her suit goes invisible with her.

spk_0 It's not always the case in regular clothes.

spk_0 Oh, okay.

spk_0 Edna Maud, that's another one that they like quote

spk_0 in that voiced by a man.

spk_0 Yeah, the director.

spk_0 Ready.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Kind of one of my fun.

spk_0 I was going to say, hope you go back and forth.

spk_0 I don't know anything about the Incredibles.

spk_0 Michael G. Achino is the guy who makes the music.

spk_0 And he does lost and that's a lot of good stuff and other things.

spk_0 That's all.

spk_0 Yeah, I think I go, I go violet.

spk_0 I go, I actually don't know who would you go to and three.

spk_0 You know, violet.

spk_0 I really like dash.

spk_0 Then the last girl, I think my gosh, you

spk_0 soy boys over here.

spk_0 Just kidding.

spk_0 You go out last girl.

spk_0 And then that's just, yeah.

spk_0 I think I go to actually.

spk_0 I mean, remember we see the principal's office.

spk_0 He's basically invisibly so fast.

spk_0 That's true.

spk_0 That's seen.

spk_0 He moved.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 He moved.

spk_0 Yeah, you coincidences.

spk_0 Thank not.

spk_0 That's a good one.

spk_0 Good lines today.

spk_0 Would you need a car?

spk_0 You could save thousands of dollars in your lifetime.

spk_0 Not flying commercial.

spk_0 Dang, you're right.

spk_0 I how fast do you think he's going?

spk_0 Those planes ground speed were like going full throttle.

spk_0 Could catch them.

spk_0 You know, those two 300 miles an hour ground speed.

spk_0 I watched not speed.

spk_0 That's kind of tizzing out one time on a speedster video.

spk_0 One time it was like, which speedster in movies has the best like

spk_0 the most enjoyable like speed to watch.

spk_0 It's like dash is one of the best because he's just like.

spk_0 He doesn't slow down time.

spk_0 But he's just really fast because like the flash.

spk_0 It's like, well, that gets kind of it's just like it's too powerful.

spk_0 You know, he's just like two 300 miles an hour.

spk_0 You know, I think dash might be.

spk_0 Who else is on the list?

spk_0 Lightning McQueen.

spk_0 Well, who else?

spk_0 Yeah, I don't know.

spk_0 I haven't seen these movie quick silver is one.

spk_0 Don't know about.

spk_0 Oh, fantastic.

spk_0 For maybe quick silver.

spk_0 I don't know the brand of clothing from 1990s.

spk_0 That's probably why I remember the dash being the best.

spk_0 Because the only one I could think of is like you know,

spk_0 you've seen a movie.

spk_0

spk_0 Yeah, dash would be good.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 That's good.

spk_0 Does he ever run up walls in any of the movies?

spk_0 I think that's something he's probably not utilizing.

spk_0 Now they think about it.

spk_0 I'm trying to think I think we've been chased by the planes.

spk_0 Like at least around a tunnel or something.

spk_0 Runs up a tree.

spk_0 All right.

spk_0 Just make it sure he's using it.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 We gotta keep it.

spk_0 I don't know.

spk_0 I don't know how many more times and how much differently I can say it.

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spk_0 People ask me every single week, Hey, what's that called again?

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spk_0 Timon.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Give us an update on the best man's beach.

spk_0 How did it go?

spk_0 Oh, yeah.

spk_0 It went very well actually.

spk_0 I was, I had never done anything like that before.

spk_0 So I was pretty nervous setting up there before I went.

spk_0 But the Comedy Central rose before though.

spk_0 I have.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 It was very much just like word for word.

spk_0 My notes.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Like once I'm up there.

spk_0 Nothing is real.

spk_0 No.

spk_0 Not work.

spk_0 Once I'm done.

spk_0 I'm like, I guess I said that stuff.

spk_0 Hopefully it was like there's no.

spk_0 There's no room for any kind of improv.

spk_0 What about there?

spk_0 Because it's like if I like.

spk_0 I remember one time I even just like messed up a word and just like froze for like two seconds.

spk_0 Well, that's that wasn't the plan.

spk_0 I'm a fun.

spk_0 It's like and I think I also.

spk_0 I definitely talked faster than I would have liked to.

spk_0 I'm sure which is pretty typical.

spk_0 But I think it was all great though.

spk_0 Like the times that people were supposed to laugh.

spk_0 They laughed pretty hard.

spk_0 Oh, yeah.

spk_0 And the times that were supposed to be sweet.

spk_0 They were sweet.

spk_0 Did you go paper?

spk_0 Did you go phone?

spk_0 I went phone, but I felt every other.

spk_0 There were three other speeches and they all went paper.

spk_0 So I was like, I don't know if this is good or bad.

spk_0 Is it just like typical to do paper?

spk_0 I think it risk you take with paper even though there might be an aesthetic to it.

spk_0 You know, that looks maybe a little better than the phone.

spk_0 It's a lot of people when they public speak are like nervous and shaky.

spk_0 Yeah, you can tell a paper way more.

spk_0 And then I think everyone has a little bit of like people kind of feel bad a little bit like.

spk_0 Yeah, dude, he's so nervous.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 You run the risk with the paper.

spk_0 I think I don't or I don't or go and phone.

spk_0 Yeah, I think it's fine.

spk_0 Yeah, your 19s kind of.

spk_0 Yeah, you can do a speech off the Gen Z guy.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Yeah, that's great.

spk_0 Yeah, I ran into one of your friends in public this week.

spk_0 Yeah, to a had his coffee and pray village.

spk_0 Your man.

spk_0 Oh, yeah.

spk_0 You still live over there, bro.

spk_0 Freighted filter ever heard of her.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I mean, I heard you mention her.

spk_0 Um, beautiful.

spk_0 But yeah, I went and had a coffee there and this breeze to his like,

spk_0 Hey, you do the ghost from his podcast, don't you?

spk_0 I said, yes, I do.

spk_0 She said, I'm friends with Simon.

spk_0 I was actually the maid of honor in the wedding.

spk_0 He was in yesterday.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Whatever it was.

spk_0 That's I was like, you have to use speech then.

spk_0 And she's like, yeah, I was like, how are you doing?

spk_0 She's like, he did great.

spk_0 He made a six seven joke and it people laughed.

spk_0 Let's hear that.

spk_0 That was, I think like 20 seconds before I went up there, I was like,

spk_0 I think I leaned over to Zach.

spk_0 I was right next to Zach.

spk_0 I was like, I've known great for six years.

spk_0 But you think if I say I've known it for six or seven years, is that like dumb?

spk_0 And he was like, go for it.

spk_0 And then there was some room.

spk_0 There was a improv.

spk_0 Yeah, I guess so.

spk_0 I did.

spk_0 I did write it into my note right then.

spk_0 So technically no.

spk_0 It was.

spk_0 That's not.

spk_0 Uh, but yeah, there was like a, I think a healthy mix of laughs and groans in the

spk_0 audience, which is kind of what kind of what I would expect.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 So it was nice.

spk_0 It was like my opening.

spk_0 I opened, I opened with it.

spk_0 You opened with that.

spk_0 Yeah, you got to warm up the crowd a little bit.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 Oh, this guy's one of those funny guys.

spk_0 Oh, it goes for us.

spk_0 Podcasts.

spk_0 Silly.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 How long do you think it was?

spk_0 I, I like tried saying talking through like the night before.

spk_0 I wrote a lot of it night before.

spk_0 Uh, and it was like a little over five, which I was worried about.

spk_0 It seemed like kind of long.

spk_0 But then I'm guessing once it was all said and done.

spk_0 Talking pretty fast, no long pauses.

spk_0 I'm guessing it was like four minutes, a little over four.

spk_0 That's great.

spk_0 And the other, uh, gradin's brother younger brother Edwin gave the like other

spk_0 speech.

spk_0 His was real really short probably a minute and a half.

spk_0 So I think it balanced out.

spk_0 Great.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 What do you think as far as like, well, man, I shouldn't ask this now that you

spk_0 say Edwin would have one and a half minutes.

spk_0 Edwin, can you ear him off for us this next few minutes?

spk_0 Edwin, a listener to the pod.

spk_0 Uh, I don't please.

spk_0 It's okay.

spk_0 If he is, whatever.

spk_0 Is he?

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 I'm just going to be a question that you're going to answer.

spk_0 What is too short and what's too long for a best man's speech?

spk_0 Typically my just across the board answer for anything.

spk_0 I don't care if it's content speech, whatever, shorter the better.

spk_0 But I feel like if you're like, if you're crushing it, you've got a

spk_0 little longer leash.

spk_0 I think if it's good, well, I don't even let it run.

spk_0 But even I don't think you have to force it.

spk_0 But I'm like, no offense to Edwin.

spk_0 But it's like a minute and a half, you might not be like, it might

spk_0 translate to I didn't, I didn't try that hard on this or I didn't

spk_0 like really still a minimum.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Like time I was like riding it out, practicing it like, yeah.

spk_0 Like that shows like care and like, like preparation.

spk_0 I once again, not crap and not Edwin because maybe it was like a

spk_0 minute and a half of just like very intentional.

spk_0 This is exactly what I want to say.

spk_0 I'm only very mildly crap on Edwin here.

spk_0 I love it.

spk_0 We're buddies.

spk_0 I there were a couple things he said.

spk_0 I was like, was that AI?

spk_0 Was that Chad Gbt right there?

spk_0 And was there older or younger?

spk_0 He's younger.

spk_0 He's like 15, 14, 15 year old.

spk_0 A minute and a half is fine.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 He probably felt it was 18 minutes up there.

spk_0 Like it was truly it was a fun great speech.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Got a lot of laughs too.

spk_0 Good.

spk_0 But sometimes I was like, were those AI laughs?

spk_0 There was certain ways to tell it's AI if it's written.

spk_0 But even like hearing it, I feel like there's a there is a format.

spk_0 It's like, oh yeah.

spk_0 Well, no, it's not just the dittata.

spk_0 He's the dittata.

spk_0 Graydens like a dis.

spk_0 If a dittata dis, a dittata is like that's a few of those.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And afterward he like asked a couple guys.

spk_0 I was like, do you think anyone could tell like a couple of those were like AI?

spk_0 And I was like, no.

spk_0 That was great.

spk_0 I mean, you asked them, but no, I thought no way to tell.

spk_0 See, that's what I'm saying.

spk_0 Like dude, like AI.

spk_0 That's so funny.

spk_0 You can do AI for a lot of things.

spk_0 Like just take some time on this.

spk_0 This is a big deal.

spk_0 Like, anyway, did you use AI time?

spk_0 I did not.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Good for you.

spk_0 Thank you.

spk_0 I was tempted to a couple times.

spk_0 Like yeah, it was.

spk_0 Like truly, I was trying to put a lot of effort into it because like,

spk_0 even like the months before I was like, I would think of something right.

spk_0 I'd mention this.

spk_0 Like I was trying to, but then the actual writing of it like

spk_0 was accidentally saved toward like very late the night before.

spk_0 And there were a couple of times where I was like, man,

spk_0 I could just like prompt a few things.

spk_0 But then I was like, no, I'm not gonna do that.

spk_0 Good for you.

spk_0 Thanks.

spk_0 So what do you think?

spk_0 Too short, too long.

spk_0 Two minutes, too short?

spk_0 Yeah, well, okay.

spk_0 If you're an adult, if you're an adult,

spk_0 what's the minimum best man speech?

spk_0 Like, yeah.

spk_0 Out of wedding.

spk_0 I think, yeah, you have to go to.

spk_0 Yeah, two, two minimum for an adult.

spk_0 Yeah, minimum.

spk_0 I was thinking maybe even three.

spk_0 Maybe.

spk_0 Yeah, many.

spk_0 Yeah, because, okay.

spk_0 I think you can do a lot of.

spk_0 One of the, yeah.

spk_0 I think so.

spk_0 Like in a wedding like this where there's like,

spk_0 made of honored best man and there's also like,

spk_0 secondary like, you know, other close friend or sibling.

spk_0 Those secondary ones can be a little shorter, I think.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Can I go ahead and say this?

spk_0 They should be a little shorter.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 No need to get up there and tell the whole story again

spk_0 from your perspective for eight minutes.

spk_0 I will say, not non-made of honor, girl.

spk_0 Pretty long speech definitely longer than made of honors.

spk_0 Not all would not necessarily a bad thing.

spk_0 Well, but kind of.

spk_0 I don't know.

spk_0 Not also.

spk_0 Not dissecting all the stitches.

spk_0 Too long can also like, I like what you said,

spk_0 if you're crushing, it can be longer.

spk_0 Like, if it's not a good speech, you don't want it to go long, too long.

spk_0 But here's the thing that never crushes.

spk_0 Simple.

spk_0 Well, not even say anything heartfelt.

spk_0 It's just telling the entire story of how you met the person.

spk_0 And how then you, like, that doesn't need to be the entire thing.

spk_0 It can be like, you know, we've known each other for a long time.

spk_0 We grew up together.

spk_0 And I remember, you know, we did this.

spk_0 And that was a hilarious thing.

spk_0 Let me tell you this one hilarious.

spk_0 Quit from the same.

spk_0 But it's like, calm catfish.

spk_0 But when you, when you lead up to the whole thing by just giving fact, fact, fact, fact,

spk_0 it's like, people don't want the facts.

spk_0 People want to hear what you feel.

spk_0 And I don't know.

spk_0 At least that's how I feel about it.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Because if it's like seven minutes, but it's like, I remember the first time we all got together,

spk_0 it was at a chillies to go.

spk_0 And we had bottomless chips.

spk_0 And you've made a joke about bottomless chips.

spk_0 Remember that?

spk_0 Bottomless chips.

spk_0 You love salsa.

spk_0 This guy's the salsa guy.

spk_0 It's the salsa guy here.

spk_0 Ask about it later.

spk_0 It's just like, okay.

spk_0 You don't talk about like.

spk_0 That's a really good speech.

spk_0 Because like, no one else is laughing.

spk_0 Now do one.

spk_0 Now do the female.

spk_0 Way too long.

spk_0 Way too factual.

spk_0 No one else cares about this information.

spk_0 Female made of honor speech.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 For those of you who don't know me, I am a Sandra sister.

spk_0 I have known Sandra my whole life.

spk_0 As you know, I'm two and a half years older than her.

spk_0 I was born May 2nd, 1992.

spk_0 She was born two and a half years after that.

spk_0 And yes, she's always been taller than me.

spk_0 So they always thought she was the oldest sister.

spk_0 She was the oldest.

spk_0 I'll never forget our early morning days when you were four.

spk_0 And I was six and a half.

spk_0 Because I'm two and a half years older than you.

spk_0 And we do tea parties with our cabbage-patched dolls.

spk_0 You always had the one with the green stripes on it.

spk_0 And I had the one with the pink parasol.

spk_0 And we always said, this is, we're pretending like they're getting married.

spk_0 And now you are getting married.

spk_0 And so I remember we've always been thinking we would pray for your...

spk_0 You're going to just one thing.

spk_0 Do I always been saying we would pray for your husband?

spk_0 You're not.

spk_0 You're good.

spk_0 No, it's not.

spk_0 No, I'm not here.

spk_0 So I don't know what to think about all this.

spk_0 But just know that no matter what, I'll always give you as a girl.

spk_0 Two and a half years younger than me.

spk_0 I almost came back.

spk_0 You had to strike when I had the pink parasol one.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Yeah, the whole speech is just...

spk_0 So let's raise a glass.

spk_0 The whole speech is mainly just facts.

spk_0 Just like this is what happened.

spk_0 And this is something we did.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And this is something we thought.

spk_0 Well done.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 So.

spk_0 And they're always like...

spk_0 But even that's like, well, at least their heart felt like you intentionally have been thinking about this.

spk_0 I can always respect that.

spk_0 That's a good point.

spk_0 And a lot of these people probably in time in weddings instance, it's like their first time doing this.

spk_0 They'll have a few more college weddings and then by the time, 25, they'll have a dial then.

spk_0

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I was like, I kind of hope I get to be someone else's best man sometime.

spk_0 Because now I'm...

spk_0 I had a great time.

spk_0 I was very nervous, but I'm like, I think I went well for my first time.

spk_0 You're gonna be a BM a lot.

spk_0 You're gonna have a ton of BMs.

spk_0 You're gonna be Jesse's, I bet.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I hope so.

spk_0 If you play your cards, right, you'll be my lens.

spk_0 True.

spk_0 What are the other ones?

spk_0 Jonas.

spk_0

spk_0 Jonas.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Or Jonah.

spk_0 Jonas.

spk_0 No, I don't think so.

spk_0 I don't see it.

spk_0 But Zach, maybe.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I mean, you've spent so much time with them.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I mean, if I'm not his BM.

spk_0 Oliver's got a brother.

spk_0 Take friend.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 He's got a ton of kids in that family.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 You might be in trouble there.

spk_0 Yeah, Oliver's got a dad.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Hmm.

spk_0 Anyway.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Think about it.

spk_0 Be fun.

spk_0 Yeah, I guess you'd be a best man once.

spk_0 And I was probably like 22 or 23.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 I think I did fine.

spk_0 People laugh.

spk_0 It's like, oh, I could put on a show now.

spk_0 So you're saying, don't ever take it for granted.

spk_0 You never know if he'll be him again.

spk_0 It could be your LBM.

spk_0 LBM.

spk_0 Your FBM could be your LBM.

spk_0 Never, never be him.

spk_0 Really?

spk_0 You be a lamed.

spk_0 Right?

spk_0 I, what was that one?

spk_0 Best last.

spk_0 Best last man.

spk_0 Middle.

spk_0

spk_0 The best last man.

spk_0 Like the last of the groomsman.

spk_0 I'm trying to like get into more of a mentorship role again with Isaac.

spk_0 Like, I'm just, I feel like we had it for a while.

spk_0 And I really wanted to get married early.

spk_0 Even though he's got two brothers.

spk_0 And I would never win that battle.

spk_0 But like, I've lost it with him.

spk_0 So I've been trouble.

spk_0 That's a funny idea.

spk_0 Trying to like get back close with someone just so you can hope I can be their best.

spk_0 Just right when he starts dating someone, you're like, dude, hey, I bet you we should meet once a week for coffee.

spk_0 Coffee and we can just like go through a book of the Bible together.

spk_0 What do you think?

spk_0 I was, oh, you guys broke up.

spk_0 Oh, okay.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Let's get busy.

spk_0 Yeah, it's a busy season for me.

spk_0 Let's just take a break.

spk_0 I was, I guess got kind of lucky first time being a GM first time being a BM.

spk_0 Oh.

spk_0 Griezmann.

spk_0 Oh, yeah, I thought it was girl.

spk_0 Girl, man, girl, man, girl, man, made of girl, man, girl, man.

spk_0 Do we need to talk about Mitch?

spk_0 Dude, Mitch.

spk_0 I, I think there's, I want to say there's 10 to 15 at least people that are still maybe, maybe more.

spk_0 I think much more.

spk_0 Really?

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 If we're lucky, there's like 40, 50 people.

spk_0 I got text from my mother the other day.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 If that's in the mix, then yeah, it's time and engage.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 That, that just pretty readily believe that I was engaged.

spk_0 I don't know where.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 So I'm trying to think through how this happened.

spk_0 Why don't you go ahead and just make the official press release.

spk_0 That's, yeah.

spk_0 Not engaged.

spk_0 Thank you.

spk_0

spk_0 And Newcast.

spk_0 Let's get both announcements out of place.

spk_0 Now it's a brace.

spk_0 Oh, nice dude.

spk_0 So shout out Emily Isaac.

spk_0 Charlie.

spk_0 The girl.

spk_0 What's her name?

spk_0 Charlie X.

spk_0 Oh.

spk_0 I get it.

spk_0 It's their kid.

spk_0 So someone in the, um, Mitch hadn't come up for a long time, right?

spk_0 Like, it's been a smidge.

spk_0 It had been, and we were talking about, Mitch's widges and stuff.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 And so I think even in that same episode, you guys were like, I mean, I do ever see

spk_0 Midge.

spk_0 I was like, yeah, I mean, it's been probably six months.

spk_0 It was like a grand party maybe.

spk_0 And then someone in the, I mean, like a decent amount of comments, like, I thought time and

spk_0 a midger together this whole time.

spk_0 And I was, first of all, like, that would be impressive.

spk_0 If somehow she just never came up.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I have a secret for nine months without telling you about it.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And then, uh, someone on the community guidelines chat in the Facebook group was like, so

spk_0 it was so like, so who is Midge?

spk_0 And then someone else was like, Midge, unfortunate name.

spk_0 Sorry, sorry to Midge.

spk_0 And then like right after that text, I was like, yeah, like Midge and I are actually, she's

spk_0 actually my fiance.

spk_0 Um, I don't know how I kept into secret this long, but like, you know, secrets out.

spk_0 And then, uh, I think I said like last week, I was with Rachel on the, I can't keep

spk_0 a bit going for it.

spk_0 Like, I hate leaving people in the dark about a joke for like a very long time at all.

spk_0 But I was with Oliver and Zach and they were like, just keep going.

spk_0 Let it sit.

spk_0 Keep lying.

spk_0 Uh, and so I was like, and it was also motivated by the fact that a lot of people were

spk_0 like, what?

spk_0 No way.

spk_0 And I was like, uh, no, yeah.

spk_0 For like, I was like, I'll keep it going for as long as I, and Zach was in on it a little

spk_0 bit too.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Zach, Zach loved it.

spk_0 And Curtis from Canada, he was like, he was, he was like, yeah, I mean, when they were

spk_0 with us in Canada, like, he told us, but said not to, said not to spread it around.

spk_0 Um, the fact that Zach was also in the chat made me think that Zach had your phone and

spk_0 did all this himself.

spk_0 Just like, Hey guys, I'm engaged.

spk_0 This is time.

spk_0 By the way, there were no, yeah.

spk_0 I think there were a couple of texts he probably, he probably sent.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Uh, Oliver was like, how would you capitalize this?

spk_0 How would you punctuate?

spk_0 Um, but yeah, then it was like, I think what motivated us to not, what motivated me to

spk_0 not say anything for a while, like debunking it was, I was like, I am going to see,

spk_0 he may see or midge at the wedding for the first time in a long time.

spk_0 I was like, Oh, wait, what a picture together.

spk_0 What if we took a picture together?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 We kind of fun.

spk_0 Uh, and so we're like, well, at least hold out till then.

spk_0 And so then we like took a picture together.

spk_0 I sent that lots of discourse about that.

spk_0 Like, that was how people were dissecting.

spk_0 Like, he's not even like comfortable enough to put his arm around.

spk_0 There was no way that he's engaged.

spk_0 And time was like, that's as much as like put my arm around or have a cast on my

spk_0 arm.

spk_0 I know.

spk_0 I can't, I can't grasp her shoulder anymore.

spk_0 I have an actual cast on my wrist.

spk_0 And so all of you tell her why you were taking a picture.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I explain all things.

spk_0 You were like, Hey, we need to kiss for a picture.

spk_0 It's for a prank.

spk_0 Trust me.

spk_0 Yeah, we have to prove it.

spk_0 I didn't want it.

spk_0 I hate it.

spk_0 We have to get married for this picture.

spk_0 But my friend Grace was at the same table and she's like, I mean, I have this ring.

spk_0 If you want to like put it on and like, we won't like have it prominent in the photo.

spk_0 But like you could have it on.

spk_0 And so.

spk_0 We're all so noticeable notice.

spk_0 So people were like zooming in.

spk_0 But also like the way the photo was compressed, it kind of made the ring look kind of like

spk_0 warped.

spk_0 And someone's like, I think he drew on this ring.

spk_0 Oh no.

spk_0 People thought you were photoshopping.

spk_0 You're like dang it like we even put.

spk_0 She even put a real ring on.

spk_0 I didn't know all this happened.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I'm sure you should have had her do like the hand on the stomach, like showing off the ring.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 We did also take a picture where she was like, or she was like holding up the ring,

spk_0 but after Richard was like, eh, don't, don't share that one.

spk_0 That one feels like, that would so far.

spk_0 Yeah, and because, yeah, and I would fall for that one.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 But it was funny.

spk_0 Like, there was definitely, there's like an ongoing poll in that chat

spk_0 that's like, yes, are they actually engaged?

spk_0 And I think it's been like 75 to 25% no to yes for a while.

spk_0 But I guess 25% depending on how many people that is.

spk_0 A lot of people.

spk_0 It's a decent amount.

spk_0 Is this a dumb question?

spk_0 Like, what is the community guidelines chat?

spk_0 How did that start?

spk_0 I don't know, but I'm in it somehow.

spk_0 Are we all in it?

spk_0 I want to say we're all in it.

spk_0 Like, I think, I don't know if everyone's going to notify it.

spk_0 I doubt it.

spk_0 But like, I think it's just when you're in the Facebook group,

spk_0 I think it's just like an automatic chat that starts.

spk_0 It's like, this is the rules of the thing.

spk_0 And then you can also just like, everyone can chat in it.

spk_0 I want to say that so funny.

spk_0 So yeah, kind of just like was created by Facebook.

spk_0 And now you're using it.

spk_0 And then there was some that there are, I don't know who posted it.

spk_0 But somebody on the Facebook group posted like,

spk_0 so is time actually engaged or whatever?

spk_0 And Curtis was like, you got to check out the community guidelines chat.

spk_0 And the girl goes, sorry, I didn't know it was against the community guidelines.

spk_0 I think a lot of people were asking.

spk_0 Oh, that was so funny.

spk_0 That's so hard.

spk_0 And for a second, I was like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no,

spk_0 they're going to get in a fight about this.

spk_0 I was not supposed to be like, I can't imagine.

spk_0 If I were Curtis, I'd be as so quick just type like.

spk_0 And he was like, no, I'm sorry.

spk_0 Like, check the community guidelines sister.

spk_0 I don't know.

spk_0 Check the community guidance before you ask personal questions like that.

spk_0 Like, it was so funny.

spk_0 Sorry to know I could just ask.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 That was a little bit.

spk_0 Curtis having a rough week.

spk_0 Went from the highest scoring points at fantasy and like week three to then

spk_0 chopped, chopped, guillotine.

spk_0 See how long we're playing.

spk_0 See, uh, see, uh, see, uh, that's how it goes.

spk_0 That's how it goes.

spk_0 We're trying to get Curtis and the boys down to Kansas.

spk_0 I think it'll happen.

spk_0 Really.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 That's fun.

spk_0 Yeah, so.

spk_0 Flyer drive.

spk_0 Probably, probably drive.

spk_0 Is there a growth rate?

spk_0 It's not that far, I don't think.

spk_0 Um, yeah.

spk_0 But oh, that was great.

spk_0 That was really fun.

spk_0 Yeah, no idea.

spk_0 It was all, it was all farce.

spk_0 Nothing was nothing was real.

spk_0 Uh, that's just so it was just it was too good that so many people were

spk_0 immediately like, hey, no proof random.

spk_0 Like listen to that episode and see there's no way.

spk_0 I'll believe it.

spk_0 Yeah, I'm in.

spk_0 It was so far.

spk_0 Yeah, I have to really like ask you and you said,

spk_0 I haven't seen her forever.

spk_0 Yeah, they must be engaged.

spk_0 Okay, he's lying about that too, I guess.

spk_0 I mean, it does help that one of your best friends who is,

spk_0 is he younger than you?

spk_0 Grayden.

spk_0 Uh, he's a little older, like a little.

spk_0 A little older, yeah.

spk_0 But he's literally getting married.

spk_0 Like, it's so therefore it's like, well,

spk_0 maybe time and is engaged and we just didn't know it.

spk_0 It's good point.

spk_0 So yeah, that was fun.

spk_0 Do we want to have a bet right now who gets married first time in her Isaac?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Let's just say whoever gets married first, $1,000 at the wedding.

spk_0 From Jake and I.

spk_0 Good good motivation.

spk_0 I'll find somebody.

spk_0 I'll sell it for anyone for it.

spk_0 That's right.

spk_0 Yeah, I was like, um, I was just gonna know it.

spk_0 Great.

spk_0 Gonna call up mid house.

spk_0 I made you want 500 bucks.

spk_0 Hey, Jake Brett said it pays $2,000.

spk_0 We get married.

spk_0 I split half it with you.

spk_0 He said, I'm fired if we don't.

spk_0 He said, I have to, we have to.

spk_0 We have to kiss for this.

spk_0 Yeah, we have to.

spk_0 On camera.

spk_0 Shothering.

spk_0 Anyway, so time is still still on the market.

spk_0 Still on the mark.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 But, um, but open to receiving, um,

spk_0 suitors from like ghosty like.

spk_0 Shooters.

spk_0 Women.

spk_0 I think moms.

spk_0 I think pretty exclusively like we need to hook them up with somebody from the

spk_0 ghosty community.

spk_0 I think that's exclusively where he's looking for.

spk_0 Time and said the other day and I quote, I cannot meet anybody except for

spk_0 through ghost runners.

spk_0 Like he just physically can't do it.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 You're not connected anywhere else.

spk_0 There's no other.

spk_0 I think I was saying, yeah, I was saying, yeah, ideally, I've never met them in person.

spk_0 I do.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0

spk_0 And ideally, they're not from the same area that I am.

spk_0 So, I figured that out.

spk_0 So good luck.

spk_0 Can't believe you said that.

spk_0 But good luck.

spk_0 Dude, what's up with your arm, man?

spk_0 Getting too big for my shirts.

spk_0 Yeah, dude.

spk_0 It's not even the weightlifting.

spk_0 I think it's just my protein intake.

spk_0 Honestly, that'll do it, dude.

spk_0 I've heard that when you eat right with protein, you gain muscle.

spk_0 When you eat less calories, but not protein, you just lose muscle.

spk_0 But yeah, also, like you get, you might get skinny, but not really.

spk_0 Here's what I'm doing.

spk_0 I am working out.

spk_0 I'm meeting a lot of good ranchers chicken.

spk_0 Yep.

spk_0 And I think I'm getting healthier.

spk_0 I will say quick sidebar.

spk_0 The elastic on my underwear is getting a little tight.

spk_0 I had to buy some more yesterday.

spk_0 Because your abs were out of these world, brother.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Yeah, that's probably the time.

spk_0 That's probably the time.

spk_0 My lower abs are getting bigger.

spk_0 Dude, my lower abs are huge right now.

spk_0 I tried telling Rachel.

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spk_0 they keep shrinking.

spk_0 And she's like, don't things like usually just shrink once?

spk_0 I was like, well, I'm open every theory right now.

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spk_0 Oh damn.

spk_0 Dead it all.

spk_0 Anyway good job at the speech.

spk_0 Thanks it sounds like from what I get to know from what you could tell.

spk_0 I think Zach took a video maybe I'll

spk_0 there are a couple like heart made jokes that landed me.

spk_0 I'll throw it in the air.

spk_0 Yeah yeah I like to see the jokes.

spk_0 Yeah that'd be fun.

spk_0 Permission to do a new segment.

spk_0 If we're really contributing.

spk_0 Hey no permission necessary but permission granted anyway brother.

spk_0 This segment's called Dumber than most.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 This is something that I feel like I am not great at and I would just be willing to bet.

spk_0 Take 100 people.

spk_0 I took 100 people.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I would I would be dumber than most.

spk_0 Not worse at like this is a subject.

spk_0 I don't know.

spk_0 Go ahead.

spk_0 I've just dumb.

spk_0 This is very specific but I'm going to like I'm finished a lot.

spk_0 I'm using lockers a lot.

spk_0 And these are not your old high school lockers where it's like turn a dial turn a dial turn a

spk_0 dial.

spk_0 This is like you've got four what you call wheels.

spk_0 They're like four different digits.

spk_0 Yep.

spk_0 I am dumber than most of like I want to get to the two.

spk_0 I'm on the four.

spk_0 I will spin it the wrong way every time.

spk_0 Every time.

spk_0 My brain cannot compute to go counterclockwise to go down or clockwise to go up.

spk_0 And every sometimes I won't even make like a quick judgment decision.

spk_0 I'll like no.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 You always get this wrong.

spk_0 So it's the opposite of what you normally think.

spk_0 So what makes sense?

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 So be opposite that.

spk_0 And I get it wrong again.

spk_0 And I mean I'm I 100% at the time.

spk_0 I mess it up.

spk_0 And I just think I'm dumber than everyone when it comes to this.

spk_0 This is interesting.

spk_0 You should you should pull people about this like actually like go into lifetime

spk_0 with people that are there all the time and say,

spk_0 Hey, I'll give you five dollars right now.

spk_0 If you can make that two go to a three on your first try.

spk_0 Right now without thinking about it.

spk_0 Go because I

spk_0 I'm sorry.

spk_0 Well, I don't think I have the skill either because but my personality is more just like,

spk_0 I can either think about this and try to go the right way more efficiently or I could just

spk_0 scroll it up to where I get there pretty much faster by not thinking about it anyway.

spk_0 Is that what I end up doing that?

spk_0 But it's like I'm taking a mental talent.

spk_0 I got it wrong again.

spk_0 Got to go all the way through the numbers again.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Maybe tomorrow will be a new day.

spk_0 Try again tomorrow.

spk_0 Wait the wrong way.

spk_0 I have no.

spk_0 Myself doing the same thing where it's just like, oh, I do it every day.

spk_0 I went one number too far on that one.

spk_0 Let me go back.

spk_0 It's like wait.

spk_0 Yeah, maybe this is hard to even like visualize what we're talking about, but just

spk_0 I mean, yeah, what else would it be compared to?

spk_0 Like I don't know.

spk_0 Spinning a clock and trying to get the number, you know, you just you spend it the wrong way every time.

spk_0 Yeah, but that's that's that's more obvious because then you can see which way you're spinning.

spk_0 You can't see the number.

spk_0 It's only see one at a time.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I don't know how it shaped.

spk_0 Do you go same number every time?

spk_0 So what I do, Life hack, I have the same locker combo every time I go,

spk_0 man, I'm not going to say it actually because that's my pen for everything.

spk_0 But I go the same number every time.

spk_0 And then also once I lock it, then I change two of the numbers to the same.

spk_0 I have a secondary code that way because pretty often I forget which locker's mine.

spk_0 It's like, well, just find the locker that's that that that that's not actually my code,

spk_0 but it's my second code.

spk_0 I got you.

spk_0 Life hack.

spk_0 I watch people take pictures of their code.

spk_0 You see that ever?

spk_0 I'm always like, that's way too much.

spk_0 You can do it.

spk_0 Let me tell you the opposite of the spectrum, which is what I do.

spk_0 I put it all on sevens.

spk_0 Seven seven seven seven.

spk_0 Go go find my locker.

spk_0 I dare you.

spk_0 There's nothing in there you want.

spk_0 Seven seven seven seven.

spk_0 I lock it that way and I don't move a single one of the numbers.

spk_0 It's not even really locked because all that you do when you walk into that locker room is

spk_0 you look and see if you can find one that's yeah, turn the other way which is vertical or not.

spk_0 Correct.

spk_0 So I just go sevens all around.

spk_0 You know, I'm a Vegas guy.

spk_0 Fly there whenever I can't make it to Phoenix.

spk_0 And so big sevens and just yeah, come back and there it is.

spk_0 I know exactly which one's mine.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I think it just closed shoes even pickable stuff.

spk_0 I dare you.

spk_0 I'll be honest.

spk_0 I was bluffing a little bit.

spk_0 Sometimes I have expensive things in there.

spk_0 But I don't care.

spk_0 Because I still don't think it's going to happen.

spk_0 I put my computer in there all the time.

spk_0 Yeah, if the MacBook's there, I'm like, all right, this doesn't take that much effort.

spk_0 But yeah,

spk_0 Dumber than most.

spk_0 Do anyone else like to contribute to Dumber than most?

spk_0 I'm trying to think.

spk_0 I don't know about Dumber than most, but I truly am like, I'm convinced that I'm

spk_0 worse than most people at painting a wall.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Like I think I'm pretty good with a sprayer.

spk_0 I'm pretty good with the paint sprayer.

spk_0 I've mastered the art of spraying furniture pretty well.

spk_0 But like if I have to roll on paint on a wall, I think you would notice like

spk_0 which part did Catherine do and which part did Brad do?

spk_0 So what are your flaws?

spk_0 I don't know because honestly I haven't done it very many times because every time I've done it,

spk_0 I like this is embarrassing how hard is this.

spk_0 But I think I just don't understand how much paint I need to apply in certain areas or something

spk_0 like that.

spk_0 Dumber than most.

spk_0 That's a good Dumber than most.

spk_0 Pain walls.

spk_0 Also just I think I've talked about this before, but I'm like really,

spk_0 really I bet I'm like a D-minus at parking a car.

spk_0 Like I'm talking right angle parking.

spk_0 I can back into a spot.

spk_0 Well, I can parallel park.

spk_0 Well, I think I'm above average at those two, but just a good old fashioned right angle park.

spk_0 It's amazing.

spk_0 I like try.

spk_0 I like try to like consciously kind of like you're saying.

spk_0 Like I'm consciously thinking like okay, I need to do it.

spk_0 And I'll look at I'll get out and I'll look and it's like either really crooked or like really

spk_0 like not like completely like on the line, but not as close as I think it should be.

spk_0 Dang.

spk_0 I'm because I'm I'm dumber than most at the first two things you said for sure.

spk_0 Like parallel parking and backing.

spk_0 I'm bad at but I can I feel like I can pretty 85% of the time I can get like a nice

spk_0 right angle park.

spk_0 Maybe I mean obviously I'm driving a large car.

spk_0 But then sometimes I drive Catherine's van, which feels like a sports car compared to the truck.

spk_0 Easy.

spk_0 And so it feels like that one I should be able to turn tighter, but think sometimes I think I'm

spk_0 able to turn it too tight.

spk_0 And so then all of a sudden I'm like weirdly angled or something.

spk_0 But I'm not trying to say that your car is easier to park than mine, but probably.

spk_0 Yeah, no, there's a pretty good chance.

spk_0 Either way, I think I'm bad in every car.

spk_0 Like it's not like a oh maybe it's just because of this

spk_0 diagonal parking with the truck.

spk_0 Unbelievably bad.

spk_0 I don't know what's going on with me.

spk_0 Like I try.

spk_0 I even have like a camera like one of those like top down cameras.

spk_0 You can like see like you see that you did a bad.

spk_0 Okay, it looks like it looks like it's pretty good and I get out and I'm like that's not even close.

spk_0 It's not even close.

spk_0 So dumber than most at that.

spk_0 Sure, there's a lot of things I'm dumber than most at.

spk_0 I might be I just lost it.

spk_0 Oh dumber than most.

spk_0 I feel like my brain tells me that like I'm doing a good job making like

spk_0 almost like seeing patterns like that girl looks so similar to this girl because like their

spk_0 noses or their eyes are like this guy in this guy looks so similar.

spk_0 And I'm I'm batting about you know 150 when I show this to Rachel.

spk_0 Like don't they look the same and she's like absolutely not whatever you do not go tell her that.

spk_0 Oh, like a really they're not even close.

spk_0 I thought they were both like equal attractiveness and equal.

spk_0 You look so similar.

spk_0 I guess I'm dumber than most.

spk_0 I have a one that I think Rachel will be proud to look like.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Lori life.

spk_0 No, I'm just kidding.

spk_0 I watched while working this past weekend.

spk_0 I got a TV in the shop now.

spk_0 It's awesome.

spk_0 Look out.

spk_0 The paper.

spk_0 Oh yeah.

spk_0 I haven't watched you yet.

spk_0 Fine.

spk_0 Not not not the worst thing in the world.

spk_0 Something nice in the background.

spk_0 It's nice that you can still have that take because a lot of people are like it's either the

spk_0 greatest thing or the worst thing.

spk_0 It's definitely the greatest thing.

spk_0 They're like don't try to remake something that's great.

spk_0 It's like that's what the office American version was.

spk_0 And that's what parts and wreck did.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 More or less like and it was just they just did it really well and they did their own spin on it.

spk_0 Anyway, it's fine.

spk_0 It's it's the few times where they do try to incorporate the office.

spk_0 It's like this.

spk_0 This isn't great.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Like Bob Vance is like the very beginning of it.

spk_0 Stop it in that.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Come on.

spk_0 Anyway, but uh.

spk_0 There's a girl the the main girl in it.

spk_0 She's blonde girl.

spk_0 Pretty girl.

spk_0 Looks a lot like Rachel.

spk_0 I think Rachel would I don't even know if I can be happy to know that she looks like her.

spk_0 So how is the girl I haven't even seen the show but she's an Italian girl.

spk_0 Is she good in the show?

spk_0 You know I'm talking about she's okay.

spk_0 Yeah, I think I think there's a lot of uh uh what's the word potential for a lot of characters.

spk_0 I think to be got to be better.

spk_0 There's like a guy in it that's kind of like the Ricky Grovese like Michael Scott.

spk_0 Kind of character like British e sounding like kind of funny for that.

spk_0 The main guy is pretty good.

spk_0 I don't know.

spk_0 I think it's it's got potential like if it builds on itself to be okay.

spk_0 But it's not going to be the office of course not.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 It's it is like one of those things where it's a huge

spk_0 like challenge to take a very boring industry and try to make it exciting or try to make it

spk_0 worth watching.

spk_0 And that's what the office did.

spk_0 That's what Parks and Rec did.

spk_0 And so it's like they're they're trying.

spk_0 So.

spk_0 So it made me like like I intentionally sat down and watched the last episode.

spk_0 Like so I at least cared enough to like really make sure I like to see what happened.

spk_0 Yeah, to this.

spk_0 But um anyway.

spk_0 I don't know if I'm like you got to watch it or there's no chance you should ever watch this.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 So you're saying hey you might like it out there.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Just fine.

spk_0 There's a lot of other shows I would recommend first.

spk_0 But I'll just say Rachel looks like that girl.

spk_0 That girl's pretty.

spk_0 Therefore Rachel pretty.

spk_0 And and people will agree with me on that tag.

spk_0 If they don't then you are done.

spk_0 Then what do you think of Rachel?

spk_0 Oh yeah.

spk_0 I just said this girl's attractive.

spk_0 Told you I think that's a compliment.

spk_0 Told you.

spk_0 Pointy little chin on this girl.

spk_0 I can't.

spk_0 Oh, shoot.

spk_0 Check out that pointy chin.

spk_0 I'm cut your finger.

spk_0 Is she?

spk_0 Pointy little chin.

spk_0 Chelsea Fry.

spk_0 Chelsea Free.

spk_0 Chelsea.

spk_0 Ever.

spk_0 F-R-E-I.

spk_0 Is that pointy chin?

spk_0 Not bad.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Not bad.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 A defined chin.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Anyway, time to keep thinking of things for a number of the most or should we do

spk_0 review?

spk_0 I didn't think of something.

spk_0 And that's okay.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And that, thanks.

spk_0 Is okay.

spk_0 Bording time updated tonight.

spk_0 See it's been delayed 10 minutes.

spk_0 No.

spk_0 This is why you drive.

spk_0 Dude, I checked in so late to the point where I think I might do the

spk_0 hey, I'm going to upgrade my seat.

spk_0 That's getting harder and harder to do because I think Southwest is like, um,

spk_0 well, it doesn't matter.

spk_0 But a lot of times it's like you go to pay for it and like, sorry.

spk_0 Really?

spk_0 There's no more spot.

spk_0 So, I should do it now if I want to do it.

spk_0 Sooner Southwest is taking me off these days, dude.

spk_0 I don't know if I'm Southwest loyal anymore.

spk_0 Yeah, it's about to be just like any other airline.

spk_0 I know.

spk_0 That's what ticks me off, dude.

spk_0 Just of what's to come.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And the fact that it was like, you can upgrade your seat for $81.

spk_0 I was like, $81.

spk_0 That doesn't, that seems too much.

spk_0 That's a lot.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Is that just for more legroom?

spk_0 No, it's for, yeah.

spk_0 Well, it's for like the A1 through 15 or whatever.

spk_0 Oh, just like, yeah.

spk_0 Already boarding.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 81.

spk_0 Geez.

spk_0 I have another $15 back in the day.

spk_0 That's what I'm saying.

spk_0 Like, I've definitely upgraded at the gate for much less.

spk_0 And we're going to Denver.

spk_0 It's like a hour fly.

spk_0 Easy.

spk_0 Five.

spk_0 Yeah, if I'm going direct to LA.

spk_0 Honolulu.

spk_0 I miss, I miss you, Gabe.

spk_0 Yeah, I miss you, Gabe.

spk_0 I'll say it.

spk_0 You're the man, Gabe.

spk_0 I miss you, Gabe.

spk_0 All right, review the week.

spk_0 I've got one.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Same.

spk_0 This is from 30-year-old mom.

spk_0 The title says, out of order, it's confusing, but excellent.

spk_0 I just started listening to this podcast because I'm obsessed with Jake's comedy special.

spk_0 Wow.

spk_0 Thanks.

spk_0 And I'm somehow listening to all the recent-ish episodes in a random order.

spk_0 While confusing his heck, it's also wonderful.

spk_0 I was listening while in my self-driving car.

spk_0 And it was not being so hard, it kept, I mean, to keep my eyes open on the road.

spk_0 That's awesome.

spk_0 Have you guys look at this one?

spk_0 Also, I have an inappropriate crush on time.

spk_0 This is the suitors I was asking for.

spk_0

spk_0 Perfect.

spk_0 I just listened to the Backstreet Boys, Jayngel, and he is so talented.

spk_0 Which is also funny to me because I listened to all the guest producer episodes.

spk_0 So I know he's in a musical, but I just didn't stop to think he might have pipes.

spk_0 Oh, hello!

spk_0 Hey, come on in.

spk_0 I forgot to tell you I have a visitor.

spk_0 Come on in to- do you want to say something on the podcast?

spk_0 No.

spk_0 All right, sorry, we're back.

spk_0 And we have snacks now.

spk_0 But anyway, the rest of this review just says, I'm posting this anonymously because I'm

spk_0 happily married with a kid.

spk_0 So I'm embarrassed, I blush when I hear time and sing.

spk_0 Get ready to blush, 30-year-old mom.

spk_0 What are we good?

spk_0 My review of the week is from FC1PDPTP.

spk_0 Oh, yes, she's sweet.

spk_0 My wife introduced me to this podcast that I love talking to her about it.

spk_0 I always listen while I'm working and she listens while she's at home with the baby.

spk_0 It's always fun when I come home and we catch up on the story's Brad, Jay, and time and shared.

spk_0 Great Christian men with a great pod.

spk_0 Thank you, FC1PDP.

spk_0 Good.

spk_0 FC1PDPTP is a good fan.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I've always seen it in the comments.

spk_0 I've always said, if we could have a million more, like FC1PDPTPPTPPTPPTP.

spk_0 I know, yeah, there's been three years we've done Ghost Ernest Gatorade.

spk_0 So if like every year we're always waiting around our phone like, okay,

spk_0 nobody else coming.

spk_0 Okay, Alvaro's coming.

spk_0 I haven't seen F1 CPTGG, don't you?

spk_0 Yeah, tang it.

spk_0 And we try to save FC1PDPTPPTPPTPTPPTPTP.

spk_0 A room.

spk_0 Yeah, like, let's, let's go ahead and like, I have one room left.

spk_0 Incorrectly.

spk_0 I saved a women's bunk room for them and I always made that mistake.

spk_0 I want to say it was F1 CPTBTPGCPG Bran.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 But, I always forget it's a man.

spk_0 But yeah, I saved the wrong bunk room for them him.

spk_0 Yeah, the F stands for the future is male future

spk_0 Say strong. I see one ggbt gbt. Chad gbt. Thank you

spk_0 Would you guys like to end episode with the jingle? Let's do it time and Maddie Dieterly rose a fun one

spk_0 Here's a jingle for the boy who cried midge she says

spk_0 The boy who cried midge that's a funny name for a bridesync base and time and sing the role time and sing thinner

spk_0 I'm gonna disclaim something here. I mainly just move the chorus to this song. Oh time and come on. Oh, disclaim

spk_0 So we'll see how good Brad. Yeah, buddy. You'll help me out. Yeah, buddy here. All right. I don't know how hot it starts

spk_0 You gotta find out it doesn't start right away. Okay

spk_0 I use right here

spk_0 It's a Tuesday night. I'm looking for something dumb to do

spk_0 Hey, bitch babe. I think I want to marry you

spk_0 And community guidelines a whole argument dancers

spk_0 Who is bitch wait and am I gonna marry you?

spk_0 Let's do it. We go here. Yeah, I go for it

spk_0 Well, I know this little chat. Oh, I'm messing. We can show

spk_0 No one will know oh

spk_0 Oh come on girl

spk_0 The ghosties will react lots of midge place facts. We can throw oh

spk_0 You are my dog

spk_0 Yeah, you're my

spk_0 Girl some vote no no no no

spk_0 Some vote yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

spk_0 In the pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop

spk_0 Will we marry some are wary? Yeah, it's a Tuesday night. I'm looking for something dumb to do

spk_0 And

spk_0 Community guidelines a whole argument dancers

spk_0 Who is bitch wait and am I gonna marry you?

spk_0 Goody ring. It's not real skeptics. Sing that's rude

spk_0 My hands hovering to

spk_0 Oh

spk_0 It's my cast girl if I wake up in my whole pranks up that is cool

spk_0 Yeah, I fool the few that's hard to sing it was fun girl

spk_0 Some vote no no no no no

spk_0 Some vote yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

spk_0 In the pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop

spk_0 Some are wary because it's a Tuesday night

spk_0 I'm looking for something dumb to do

spk_0 In community guidelines a whole argument dancers

spk_0 Who is bitch wait and am I gonna marry you

spk_0 This part's really high. I'll tell the truth

spk_0 Until you right now go stick

spk_0 Until you're right now go states go states. I'll tell the truth

spk_0 Tell you right now go stick

spk_0 Until you're right now go stick go stick

spk_0 Oh, it was a Tuesday night

spk_0 I'd find something dumb to do

spk_0 Hey ghosties, I think I print a lot of you

spk_0 In community guidelines my joke through you for a loop

spk_0 No fiance and I'm not getting married soon

spk_0 Oh

spk_0 Nice oh yeah, good job boys

spk_0 And girl, should I do really yeah at the bottom of this she said credit to Madison McCalla for a mid-placed facts

spk_0 Shout out to Maddie Maddie on Maddie both Maddie's shout out to you neither of them ever miss

spk_0 I was to say and they're both like they add

spk_0 To the to the whole show they add to the culture of the show correct great jingles always with the polls

spk_0 correct

spk_0 Madison McCalla is still on the phasing league. I'm trying to trade with her

spk_0 Yeah, she you know, I'm out of the one league, but I still get messages like hey we screwed up this can you cancel this so

spk_0 shared a few uh few DMs?

spk_0 Mm-hmm nice to chat

spk_0 Beige on Robinson she has zero dollars left you think that's fair like you would be giving her money to

spk_0 spend but you get be Jean correct

spk_0 She she counted with 30 and I said okay, I do that

spk_0 Yeah, depending on your you know what you got on your team, but yeah as he was fair fair as he was fair fair yeah

spk_0 I tell you I got a real disaster on my hands coming up

spk_0 That my top five players so both quarterbacks both running backs and my one good receiver

spk_0 All have a buyweek on week eight dope so we're trying to plan ahead a little bit here. We we gave it to you have a few weeks to

spk_0 Yeah

spk_0 To avoid disaster, but it could be bad you gonna do like a week six like okey-doked trade like hey you want

spk_0 Who's your quarterback like your second string quarterback?

spk_0 Call him marine hey you want Caller Marie for I don't know Daniel Jones like well

spk_0 Caller Marie actually scoring more points in Daniel Jones right now sure

spk_0 Psych you're only gonna get for a week before I chop you

spk_0 And then you get him

spk_0 Sorry, that's what I would do

spk_0 um

spk_0 We'll see

spk_0 I had Lamar Jackson entire kill on my team that I was number one in the league for

spk_0 That was cool

spk_0 Tyra kills leg look like a

spk_0 Balloon animal you wouldn't know it from the way you celebrate

spk_0 People say that was he was in shock

spk_0 That's what I heard

spk_0 I thought he was excited to get home and start disciplining his kids more

spk_0 I thought that's what he's excited about

spk_0 Anyway um

spk_0 Good singing guys

spk_0 Hey, thanks Jake good singing that was fun to listen to hey thanks to the ghosties who are by and merch

spk_0 We've got some merch or recently which is cool merch is fun or just fun

spk_0 Ghostrunners.life slash shop check it out

spk_0 And with that said

spk_0 2025 seasons come to an

spk_0 We will see you guys on the Wednesday episode. Yes, love you guys. Thank you

spk_0 I'm upgrading for six or seven years now

spk_0 Well

spk_0 We've been folded Philip on the road together agreement from 2019

spk_0 And ever since then great that an incredibly blessed to have you as a friend

spk_0 I've had the privilege of growing through my teenage years with you and getting to see you grow in pretty much every single way

spk_0 So for your height

spk_0 So

spk_0 Everything was going just great, right? It was just me great with the boys

spk_0 Thank you all the time

spk_0 We were gonna look happily ever after just like that

spk_0 And this girl

spk_0 Great I'm not gonna say you were immature before you start being

spk_0 But I will say you're a lot more mature now

spk_0 And you've grown into a man of God who is passionate about following the build that has for you in your life

spk_0 Katie I was lucky enough to live with great for several months before the wedding

spk_0 And I learned that you should be really excited about living with great because you actually it's funny

spk_0 You won't ever have to clean anything anymore ever again

spk_0 Yeah

spk_0 I mean, it's actually wild how much the guy enjoys cleaning that fun

spk_0 You know I might you're out of your first might back you remember a couple weeks because you have to but great

spk_0 I mean he back used for fun

spk_0 Those Trumps fuck hands

spk_0 Everybody long and long and taking back what's wrong with my care

spk_0 You can't it's hard stuff

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