173: Candace Owens' Bombshell Charlie Kirk Theory + Theo Von's Taping + Kanye's List

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spk_0 Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Woodard.

spk_0 Deep in it Johnny Steve Lafayette is back.

spk_0 Thank God.

spk_0 Thank God we have a crisis yesterday.

spk_0 I was just losing it.

spk_0 I was so sad.

spk_0 For the 500 review that listened to a cash studies.

spk_0 Uh, uh, there's 20,000 people shut up.

spk_0 Steve Lafayette got banned by Sam in the comments.

spk_0 Uh, I was on access trying to ban any word who was crap talking one of our sponsors.

spk_0 Don't worry.

spk_0 Uh, Steve, you're safe today because I'm at the controls.

spk_0 There's no chance of miss banning that to happening.

spk_0 Steve's a moderator now.

spk_0 He actually got a promotion out of all of it.

spk_0 Him and that's good.

spk_0 Steve, you see any bullshit?

spk_0 You take him down, brother.

spk_0 Get him out.

spk_0 Get him down.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Let's go on.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Dude, I'm happy to be here, bro.

spk_0 I put up some numbers.

spk_0 I went to the gym.

spk_0 I stared at a bunch of sweet fart boxes and I was happy, dude.

spk_0 Well, good.

spk_0 Did a little stretch in today.

spk_0 Stretching you went to the stretch lab and to the gym?

spk_0 No, dude, I did.

spk_0 I found a new chick on YouTube.

spk_0 This hot kugur.

spk_0 I just did some stretching.

spk_0 You just blow her to stretch.

spk_0 That's cool.

spk_0 Yeah, that's it.

spk_0 I need to kind of push on you a little bit to stretch.

spk_0 Proper.

spk_0 What's that?

spk_0 No, dude.

spk_0 I mean, I do go to places to get stretched.

spk_0 But today I just wanted to stretch my legs.

spk_0 I like that.

spk_0 Yeah, dude, I'm excited, bro.

spk_0 I'm excited.

spk_0 What are you excited about today?

spk_0 Oh, man, dude.

spk_0 I don't know, dude.

spk_0 My life is going OK.

spk_0 Just I'm just waiting for disaster to come.

spk_0 Some guys says I like hiding.

spk_0 No, it's because I just woke up, bro.

spk_0 Yeah, Johnny's got Dracula hours.

spk_0 Johnny should just go DJ to strip art at this point

spk_0 with these freaking hours he's got.

spk_0 I just I work best because there's nobody

spk_0 to bother you or anything at night.

spk_0 You know what I mean?

spk_0 Nobody calling.

spk_0 Oh, that doesn't sound good for your girlfriend.

spk_0 Well, no, I mean, it's fine.

spk_0 What it means is that we spend time

spk_0 with each other during the day.

spk_0 And then at night, you know, she's got to get up early.

spk_0 So like an old man.

spk_0 So Johnny, take me through your day.

spk_0 You make love hard.

spk_0 OK.

spk_0 You make hard love.

spk_0 She got you put her to sleep.

spk_0 That's pretty much.

spk_0 You put her to sleep.

spk_0 That's the only way she can go to bed

spk_0 is if you knock the bottom out of it.

spk_0 And then you just go and work hard.

spk_0 Yeah, that's right.

spk_0 Yeah, that's sure.

spk_0 That's exactly right.

spk_0 So deep, so deep.

spk_0 So so I guess we'll just that we're

spk_0 going to have a little shorter show today.

spk_0 Sam's got to move along.

spk_0 I have, dude.

spk_0 I have the great dude from this week on to the end of the year

spk_0 is just chaos.

spk_0 We just chaos.

spk_0 I mean, we got to talk.

spk_0 I saw you were on some ice.

spk_0 I couldn't tell quite who it was because I was driving.

spk_0 But you were on some ice Twitter space

spk_0 talking about it yesterday.

spk_0 This can.

spk_0 Yeah, right.

spk_0 Mata.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 Mata.

spk_0 OK.

spk_0 Yeah, he's killing it.

spk_0 He's killing it, dude.

spk_0 So canis Owens.

spk_0 Bro, it's getting crazy.

spk_0 I mean, it's crazy, bro.

spk_0 This insane.

spk_0 Here, I'm just going to share the video.

spk_0 Because to me, canis Owens is somebody like if she's saying it.

spk_0 It's not like Sam Tripoli saying it.

spk_0 It's like, OK, we got a problem here.

spk_0 Like if you're the mainstream with the narrative, you know,

spk_0 and you're trying to get this over.

spk_0 I don't even mean Johnny.

spk_0 What do you want?

spk_0 I say you make sweet love all night.

spk_0 Nice compliment.

spk_0 I didn't say it's not insult to you.

spk_0 I'm saying if you're the police, if you're the government,

spk_0 Sam Tripoli saying something doesn't really matter to them.

spk_0 Oh, you don't think they know me, Johnny?

spk_0 You don't think that they don't care.

spk_0 I don't think, because you've set some crazy shit.

spk_0 Johnny, my FEMA, number, my FEMA camp number's going to be single digits, just so you know.

spk_0 OK, just so you know.

spk_0 So when canis Owens starts saying something.

spk_0 I mean, that's about as mainstream.

spk_0 Sorry about that as it gets.

spk_0 So I'm going to share, let's just share some of the video here.

spk_0 This is a.

spk_0 This is wild.

spk_0 All right, so here we go.

spk_0 Dude, I am with you, dude.

spk_0 This is so nuts.

spk_0 This is wild.

spk_0 Hold on, I got the video playing somewhere behind us.

spk_0 Hold on, hold on.

spk_0 Johnny, he got one job.

spk_0 Hold on.

spk_0 No, I got like eight jobs, bro.

spk_0 Yeah, welcome me on cash, dad.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 Just try and get it going.

spk_0 Do you know how many jobs Sam Tripoli has?

spk_0 That's how many jobs I have almost like minus that.

spk_0 Respect, Johnny.

spk_0 Total respect.

spk_0 OK, hold on.

spk_0 I mean, Johnny, in first of all, can we take a moment to just thank the PPs, the PPs on

spk_0 the show.

spk_0 Yeah, I don't know.

spk_0 Can I just call PPs?

spk_0 The PPs.

spk_0 I want to thank you guys.

spk_0 You guys have made the show almost a top 100 podcast.

spk_0 You can make Sam Tripoli be able to afford his lifestyle almost.

spk_0 Oh, yeah, dude.

spk_0 Thank you, PPs.

spk_0 All right, so here, let's see.

spk_0 Tell me if you can hear.

spk_0 Yes, I can.

spk_0 The photo of the young man that is coming up the stairs, which was shared.

spk_0 I blur image, is definitely not Tyler Robbins.

spk_0 I agree, dude.

spk_0 It looked like him either did you.

spk_0 OK, face looks different.

spk_0 He looks more narrow.

spk_0 Also, that person looks taller.

spk_0 Every time I say, I'm like, this person is taller than Tyler Robinson.

spk_0 Tyler Robinson also appears to have full lips, even though this image is blurry.

spk_0 We're not looking good.

spk_0 She just said Tyler Robinson has DSL, dude.

spk_0 Yeah, he does, doesn't he?

spk_0 I mean, I asked his girl.

spk_0 There's like, he's got some DSLs.

spk_0 Now, you know, I had put some of that down to them saying, because they came out and as an excuse,

spk_0 they said, well, the footage was enhanced.

spk_0 The stales were enhanced digitally by AI.

spk_0 And I was like, all right.

spk_0 But I totally agree.

spk_0 He looks like his frame is just different.

spk_0 It's as much like his chest is sunken in this guy and this 100% Johnny.

spk_0 Yeah, yeah.

spk_0 It's.

spk_0 Tyler Robinson, I've been saying this.

spk_0 Never happened.

spk_0 He'll die before I let him out.

spk_0 But here we go.

spk_0 I have a person that's got that got fuller lips.

spk_0 And Tyler Robinson looks broader than that individual walking, right?

spk_0 So I, I, I'm bored with that person walking up the stairs.

spk_0 It's not Tyler Robinson because I feel like it was intentionally blurred.

spk_0 They also never gave us the footage at all because in order to blur it,

spk_0 they probably needed a static image.

spk_0 Also, the family believes that, and this is really interesting.

spk_0 Tyler Robinson's apartment was staged after his arrest.

spk_0 Now you will recall that I spoke to Lance's family.

spk_0 And one of the things that Lance's family said was it was, hey, we own that apartment.

spk_0 They pay rent to us.

spk_0 I've never, we've never met Tyler Robinson.

spk_0 But I can tell you that it seems like they were trying to hide the fact that this,

spk_0 you know, that this apartment got raided.

spk_0 And it's very strange that they immediately cleared Lance as a suspect.

spk_0 And I was told by other people in the department that they wanted to keep that raid very hush, hush.

spk_0 Of course.

spk_0 There was no mention of this raid.

spk_0 And Lance immediately gets cleared as a suspect why?

spk_0 Well, according to Tyler's family, they went to that apartment after his arrest.

spk_0 And they felt the apartment was staged and that intentionally in Tyler's room,

spk_0 a furry bed was placed almost sort of implying that they're trying to transfer

spk_0 the attributes of Lance onto Tyler.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And you know, they have to carefully strategically lay out all the bump lugs.

spk_0 They had a strategic, we have to make it look like they're clean, but also

spk_0 it's easily used.

spk_0 Easy.

spk_0 We're live.

spk_0 I think come on.

spk_0 When I'm being told by Lance's family and when I'm hearing from the Robinson family,

spk_0 through a third party, I will say that it matches.

spk_0 So you didn't hear from the family one family is going, hey, Lance is kind of evil.

spk_0 Why is he getting, why is he getting cleared?

spk_0 And the other one's going, Tyler's not this guy.

spk_0 Tyler was not this guy.

spk_0 You know who Lance is that she's talking about?

spk_0 And there's another kid.

spk_0 He's somebody's son, security guard or cop.

spk_0 And then he tweeted something about following in the shooter's footsteps.

spk_0 Have you seen that?

spk_0 Well, no, Lance twigs is the, is the like the, there's another kid.

spk_0 There's another kid.

spk_0 I thought his name was Lance.

spk_0 There's another kid.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 Got you, Jayley.

spk_0 There's another kid and they erased his, he's taken off his social media, but he had tweeted

spk_0 walking in the footsteps of the shooter.

spk_0 You know, I mean, it's, yeah, after.

spk_0 And now he's like part of the like Mormon church or something.

spk_0 Well, that's interesting because I thought they weren't, aren't all these, okay, here it

spk_0 is right here.

spk_0 The New York, I got it, I got to turn off my adblocker forever now.

spk_0 Guys, all I do is try to solve the Charlie Kirk assassination and hate watch big Tits

spk_0 and ass chick.

spk_0 That's all I do.

spk_0 Can I just say something dude?

spk_0 Just because you got a fat rack doesn't mean you're a celebrity.

spk_0 Can we discuss that?

spk_0 Just because you got fat rack.

spk_0 Well, I mean, why you're looking for it?

spk_0 Why have it?

spk_0 I have it.

spk_0 Okay, then play it, dude.

spk_0 Well, it's nothing to play.

spk_0 The transgender boyfriend and Charlie Kirk, so alleged assassin, assassin, Tyler Robinson,

spk_0 bounced between homes during his later years because of high, years of high school, sorry,

spk_0 I just woke up, folks, because he and his family clashed over their Mormon faith.

spk_0 This is why I feel like you're confusing somebody with this person.

spk_0 No, dude, I'm telling you, bro, I'm telling you this, dude, was booted from his home after

spk_0 he drifted away from the Church of Latter-day Saints beliefs and allegedly dabbled in drugs

spk_0 and alcohol while underage owned.

spk_0 Whoa, dabbled.

spk_0 VTN took shelter with his two boyfriends, brothers who came from a big, blended family of six

spk_0 biological kids and three adoptees.

spk_0 Their sister, Braylon Nielsen, told the post Wednesday.

spk_0 While her brothers are now estranged from the family, I bet so.

spk_0 The 19 year old has fond memories of twigs when they took and they took in his junior year

spk_0 in 2021, they took in in his junior year in 2021 despite the rest of the family not knowing

spk_0 much about the troubled high schooler.

spk_0 I'm looking for this.

spk_0 She's talking about staging the scene.

spk_0 So the implication here is that not only is the government complicit in covering this

spk_0 up, but this person is somehow in collusion with the government, right?

spk_0 That's the suggestion.

spk_0 They all are.

spk_0 I like Johnny.

spk_0 Ask me who I think took out Charlie Kirk.

spk_0 Sam, who do you think took out Charlie Kirk?

spk_0 Everybody that was there.

spk_0 Six thousand suspects.

spk_0 All the fans.

spk_0 Everybody.

spk_0 So, supposedly there was a kid.

spk_0 He's the son of somebody looks more like that guy in the picture than Tyler.

spk_0 I just can't find it, dude.

spk_0 I'm trying to find it.

spk_0 When he was there after, does someone know what I'm talking about?

spk_0 He was this.

spk_0 Does anyone know?

spk_0 Does anybody know?

spk_0 I just tweet too much, dude.

spk_0 I'm all over.

spk_0 Yeah, you do.

spk_0 It's impossible to find.

spk_0 I'm just so forward.

spk_0 I just tweet all that.

spk_0

spk_0 I mean, all this for like 10 minutes defines the thing that I was looking for that I

spk_0 know you had posted.

spk_0 I'm trying to.

spk_0 So, so, so, so, Rokin had was talking the other day with Santino about the decoy guy,

spk_0 which is in I mean, we've thought about before.

spk_0 Oh, here it is, Johnny.

spk_0 I found it.

spk_0 Okay, I'm gonna send to you right now.

spk_0 I found it.

spk_0 Oh, snap.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 How do I do?

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 I'll put this in.

spk_0 What you wrote if you're an office.

spk_0 I know me home.

spk_0 Home.

spk_0 You think you know me home.

spk_0 Never.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Okay, here we go.

spk_0 Here we go.

spk_0 So, this is it.

spk_0 Did Phil Lyman's nephew just exposed the real shooter?

spk_0 And by the way, I think Phil Lyman was on the the the spaces I was on last night.

spk_0 Phil Lyman's nephew went IG bragging about walking the in the shooters shoes bang.

spk_0 And then here it is.

spk_0 Can you you want to you want me to play it?

spk_0 The photo of the young man that is coming up the stairs, which was shared at blurry

spk_0 image is definitely not Tyler.

spk_0 Well, that's what we already played Robinson.

spk_0 And let me just say I never thought it looked like him either.

spk_0 Did you we just played this whole thing?

spk_0 These looks more narrow also that all are every time I said like this.

spk_0 I'm like, this must have been Sam.

spk_0 He must have been there to say Tyler Robinson because I feel like it was Sam.

spk_0 This is we already played this.

spk_0 Okay, we just watch this.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Can you hear me?

spk_0 Sam.

spk_0 Did you change your microphone settings?

spk_0 Yeah, it's like a hold on a second.

spk_0 Yeah, I mean, so this is it.

spk_0 I'm saying, where is this?

spk_0 Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam.

spk_0 Yeah, Sam, we already played this.

spk_0 I know we did.

spk_0

spk_0 That's why I stopped it.

spk_0 I've been trying to do this from the first time.

spk_0 I know we did.

spk_0

spk_0 I know, but I thought it was a different video.

spk_0 But hold on.

spk_0 Yeah, we've established that.

spk_0 Shane went on an IG bragging about walking in through the shoot, retracing the exact

spk_0 route through the grandma's neighborhood.

spk_0 I'd pack the the Lyman family owns a massive chunk of that neighborhood.

spk_0 Interesting.

spk_0 But there, but here's where it gets crazy, Johnny.

spk_0 Is Shane's IG picks videos?

spk_0 One of his friends looks strikingly similar to the FBI blurred image of the shooter.

spk_0 Honestly, he looks more like the suspect than the man arrested.

spk_0 Can we see the photo like is there a photo?

spk_0 Who is this person?

spk_0 They had a bunch of them, a bunch of pictures.

spk_0 Okay, now, yeah, this is the guy that was on my thing.

spk_0 This is the guy who was on my thing.

spk_0 Yeah, I can't find it, dude.

spk_0 Cool.

spk_0 Sorry, that one.

spk_0 That one down a rabbit hole of stupid.

spk_0 Johnny, shut up.

spk_0 I'm trying to investigate.

spk_0 Wait, hey, I know that's, I'll give you a promise for that.

spk_0 This is alive.

spk_0 Nobody knows what that was happening.

spk_0 We're trying to investigate here, guys.

spk_0 Are we perfect?

spk_0 No.

spk_0 Okay, we're trying to solve mysteries in the dark.

spk_0 But okay, so then Rogan was talking about, and I didn't know that the guy, the decoy guy,

spk_0 you know, the old man went down to the shore from a long of the charges.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 So now, what is, has he said anything about why he was, that's the guy I don't want to talk to.

spk_0 Why was he, dude?

spk_0 Nobody used to say he was there to distract Johnny.

spk_0 He was there to distract.

spk_0 There's no good journalism.

spk_0 I mean, more dude, any real journalist would be dying, tripping over their dick to get in the

spk_0 prison and talk to that guy about, do you know what I'm saying?

spk_0 Like to ask him questions.

spk_0 Yeah, I'm with you, dude.

spk_0 I just like, everything now is clickbait.

spk_0 Everything now is like extreme reporting to get a reaction.

spk_0 Well, and all the, you know, the first things to go in most newspapers when they started cutting staff

spk_0 were the investigative teams, the eye teams, the guys, the month on stories, because you would have, like, in most of the newspapers, I worked in, you'd have regular beat reporters that were covering beats every day, filing stories every day.

spk_0 And then you would have a couple, some bigger newspapers, even more than that, people that just got to work.

spk_0 They didn't have to file daily.

spk_0 Their rhythm was every month, every couple of months.

spk_0 And they just had to work deep dives on stories over a period of, you know, like I said, a month or two months.

spk_0 And those things are almost all gone now.

spk_0 And it's just been the death of journalism for that.

spk_0 And then it's been replaced by independent people.

spk_0 But it's just not, it's a little different when you don't have the resources of a whole organization behind you.

spk_0 You don't have a press pass to get you in.

spk_0 Yeah, I agree, dude.

spk_0 It makes it makes it really hard to access, get those access files.

spk_0 And it's, you know, talking to MK Ultra sex kid.

spk_0 You're going to have to, I think younger people are going to be, once they, they're going to be more willing to let journalists who don't have an affiliation into places.

spk_0 But the current generation that's got the, you know, at the gates, it's just not.

spk_0 They just don't do it.

spk_0 Let's lighten up the mood a little bit after.

spk_0 Let's light it up.

spk_0 Like shift gear.

spk_0 You see this video of this.

spk_0 So this warm, I don't know what this event is, but it's something where a bunch of people are at some kind of museum or something.

spk_0 And there, there's a black guy on stage or, you know, at the front of this group, allowing white people to try on shackles.

spk_0 So I guess so they can.

spk_0 Oh, yeah, I saw that. Let's play.

spk_0 This is so fun of slaves.

spk_0 And this is just so funny.

spk_0 This is who we're against.

spk_0 This woman right here.

spk_0 These are the kind of stupid that we're up against in society.

spk_0

spk_0 I mean, they're just dumb. They're just lazy people.

spk_0 They got nothing going on.

spk_0 This guy's never been in shackles. Why don't you try them?

spk_0 Welcome to America.

spk_0 They weren't shackles before. They got to America by the way, sir.

spk_0 Tell me what you're thinking.

spk_0 Tell me what you're saying.

spk_0 Too much.

spk_0 Clean X is blue.

spk_0 I've always been in.

spk_0 I love that he's like, good to need the clean X is again.

spk_0 Come on, bring them up.

spk_0 We just did history and the history of white people took, took,

spk_0 I took, Amphorstantric classes that he availed.

spk_0 Oh, my grandma.

spk_0 She just wants that dude.

spk_0 How many white women do you think this guy just lights up after every year?

spk_0

spk_0 I think he will be the one who makes the books.

spk_0 And then I'm going to a church just primarily.

spk_0 Oh, my God.

spk_0 I, you know, and reality, she's trying to be a good person.

spk_0 Thank you.

spk_0 She's just, she's just dangerously stupid as what it is.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Let's get her number after and I'm gonna tell her how she can make it up.

spk_0 That's the information that makes me laugh so hard the other day listening to that one.

spk_0 I read, I go to a church with mostly white people.

spk_0 I'm American American

spk_0 Yes, what everybody didn't come on ships. They're already here. They're more I am part more. Where is my reparations?

spk_0 Give him my reparations

spk_0 Johnny I lost you I

spk_0 Lost you oh my god now. I got carry the show myself

spk_0 Yes

spk_0 Yes, I get the count. Okay guys finally I could tell you guys how I feel about everything

spk_0 How I'm just like I'm just crushing it guys join my cult

spk_0 Being my cult guys if you want to see me live go to Sam Tripoli dot com. Tell the Oklahoma

spk_0 Okay, see then I'm gonna be listen guys. I'm gonna be honest with you

spk_0 If you want to see me at the mothership buy your tickets now these shows always sell out

spk_0 And right now I only have show a tickets available. There's a hundred and eight tickets left in the whole thing

spk_0 So either you want to go to Austin if you the late show Saturday and then the Sunday show are the only things available

spk_0 Skankfest very excited

spk_0 Then we have a tinful hat work site tinful hat grab your tickets in Las Vegas miniapolis and then close up the new year at my favorite club

spk_0 I'm glad earth the dojo comedy when my boy sweet Mike Rominelli. Yes

spk_0 Johnny are you are you there? Yeah, you're good. I hear you

spk_0 Yes, I get to carry it more so excited dude Sam stands on business you guys get it

spk_0 You guys get it and Johnny's back this show I tell you right is it's dreamy are they have a bug with the microphones with

spk_0 Some with the road boards for some reason yeah getting your ass to get together stream yard

spk_0 Get it together. Yeah, so that I nominate that woman for a trustee of the month because that Johnny

spk_0 Are you gonna go to Sunday show you better buy your tickets now?

spk_0 It's selling out. I'm gonna see if I get any guest list for the Sunday show

spk_0 For my Austin show there's only a hundred eight tickets left in the whole weekend

spk_0 I'll buy a ticket right now

spk_0 Feel bad everybody has to buy tickets. I don't know if they give me a guess I was gonna do it anyway. I was gonna do it anymore

spk_0 Support me Johnny. I will I believe in that you don't have to yell at me. I totally believe in that

spk_0 Yes, yeah, okay, I wrote down a note. Okay. What else do we have on this just absolute shit show of a podcast?

spk_0 I want to give him a ticket. I don't know how to do it. Do I tell that okay? I'll hit him up

spk_0 Let me see here. What does this say so this was the Portland ice protests and this guy

spk_0 Threatens someone who's there doing like citizen journalism and

spk_0 The result is funny because you think they're not watching you and boy are they did you see this who are they?

spk_0 That you'll see just check

spk_0 Hey, what are you doing? Hey, I didn't do anything you get out of here

spk_0 Don't what don't try hit me. Well, I have not get from back get away from me get away from me, sir

spk_0 Let me move let me get out if you're gonna let me get out hey, sir

spk_0 What are you doing? Why are you so mad I didn't do anything? What did I do? I haven't done anything

spk_0 Oh

spk_0 Watch out

spk_0 Really, yes, stop it stop

spk_0 Sir stop it

spk_0 I have the right to be here I have the right to be here

spk_0 Blinking light watch what right there laser on you have a sniper laser on you right now stop it

spk_0 Stop you taking your camera and people face. I didn't do anything wrong

spk_0 You have a sniper on you right now you whoa, bro

spk_0 What that is crazy Johnny? Yeah, and and now what this means the implication of this is that

spk_0 They they have people on the ground listening to this whole conversation or this guy my not point eight fingers is

spk_0 Reporting back there listening to him live because how else with that information?

spk_0 I've gotten up there so quickly that this guy was being threatened by this guy

spk_0 And and you can see I look at go over there dog you got you got a you got a fucking sniper shot on you

spk_0 Anything

spk_0 Watch out

spk_0 Stop it there it is

spk_0 Like oh my god

spk_0 I have the right to be here

spk_0 Okay, do I say I have the right to be here?

spk_0 I have the right to film you have dhs watching right there laser on you have a sniper laser on you right now

spk_0 Give a fuck stop. Yeah, okay cool. You're reading your neck. They're about to Charlie Kirk. I didn't do anything wrong

spk_0 You have a not crazy dude. That's the craziest video. We've ever seen

spk_0 Yeah, I know why freaking Anna's being so mean in the comments. What are you talking about what's the big mean just crazy?

spk_0 What she said you're the reason nobody's going deep. I'm like what

spk_0 How deep do we got go we tried to go deep we got confused leave us

spk_0 We go deep and by the way, this isn't the go deep podcast. This is a yapping pod so I'm called this the yap podcast

spk_0 Yeah, it's the yeah podcast we just don't you yap on by the way

spk_0 Yeah, by the way, this is the yeah podcast classical music podcast where you just listen to bait open for three hours

spk_0 What is he talking about? Yeah, yeah, I thought that was cool though

spk_0 We talked about it briefly on cash studies, but I kind of feel like we can get into some different implications of it here

spk_0 So in a and the largest move of its kind

spk_0 Saudi money mostly is buying electronic arcs. That's EA sports that's who makes all those major videos

spk_0 Probably the biggest video game publisher one of them anyway up there with like Blizzard and those others

spk_0 Uh, and they're taking it private

spk_0 Um, so the Saudis now are gonna own one of the biggest video game

spk_0 uh, creators on the planet. What do you with that's kind of it's another concerning thing and a

spk_0 I agree like what does that mean so so they're just gonna completely control the creative side of

spk_0 Of that I mean, I mean, I believe we want to know right yeah

spk_0 It's uh

spk_0 Do you imagine the Saudis ran a grand theft auto

spk_0 I mean, whether good there goes on the hookers. No, they love hookers. It's gonna

spk_0 I mean, they make like battlefield that huge game along with like madden and everything uh, it's Saudi Arabia's public investment phone

spk_0 So yeah, it is there just their big

spk_0 Public fun. That's just buying up all of the valuable properties that are going up for sale right now

spk_0 What this guy keeps saying I have a cold sore. I don't have a I don't know what he's talking about the honestly

spk_0 The the chat is out of control today. I don't it just we've had a bunch of people show off that

spk_0 You're a time-out sir. You have been put you put you in time. Yeah, that's why I made everybody who

spk_0 Melania Melania Melana

spk_0 Monana

spk_0 Melina that's why I said Johnny I said Melina

spk_0 Melina Melina like I did say Melina how he's

spk_0 Steve Lafayette give rid of the nasties. I'm over this dude

spk_0 I'm over here so many this guy says we don't know it but we're or these talking heads don't know

spk_0 But they are summoning the devil what is it? Yeah, I mean, he's just heads up Sam. Well, he's giving us a heads up that some

spk_0 Are we the talking and who's summoning the devil why I want to know I don't want to summoning the devil not me dude. I

spk_0 Don't want him summoned

spk_0 I don't want to summon me I'm anti devil dude even though I was listening to

spk_0 Tool today and they're totally into the occult. They just shred

spk_0 Tool is I mean there about as a cult as it gets all of them 100% I remember looking at their albums

spk_0 You know as a kid and just being like oh my god. This is like there's a little bill Hicks

spk_0 And then a lot of the devil in this yeah, I mean they got really

spk_0 So this was in Van Nies and I'm curious what you think of it because when I read about it

spk_0 I was like

spk_0 These pigs are at it again and then I watched it and it wasn't as bad so I'll read you the story first a car wash owner in Van Nies

spk_0 Has filed a $50 million civil rights claim after being arrested and injured during an immigration raid at his business

spk_0 It says that they threw him to the ground laid on him and everything which is true. They did now

spk_0 What they don't mention really is that he kind of comes out a little aggressive

spk_0 Uh

spk_0 Now he says they when they were on top of him they were like you don't f with ice

spk_0 MF or

spk_0 So here's a car wash owner has filed a this is a guy right here. He's like 70 something

spk_0 50 million dollar civil rights, so he comes out in the red watching he kind of comes out on his file

spk_0 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and injured yeah, you don't touch the cops dude

spk_0 79-year-old US citizen was slammed to the ground by

spk_0 He don't touch the cop

spk_0 What does live in Van Nies with what that owner is saying today Leo

spk_0 I love this thing

spk_0 The owner's car wash here in Van Nies. He is in he and his attorney held a news conference just a short while ago

spk_0 And the owner spoke to us, but he did it in a lot of pain. Here's more

spk_0 So valence video shows federal agents body slamming 79-year-old American citizen

spk_0 Rafi show head just outside of his car wash in Van Nies roughly two weeks ago

spk_0 This after Rafi says agents stormed into his business and roughed him up

spk_0 Oh, that's different. That's different. Yeah, that's

spk_0 The agents pummeled him again. I have a heart condition

spk_0 Three big pre-presents were sitting on my back the way they told me down sitting on my

spk_0 They don't tell you when you move to the valley

spk_0 That it's like it's like all Persians and other Middle East people are all Persians in LA, dude

spk_0 I didn't realize it

spk_0 But like if that initial shot is the beginning. Yeah, dude, you know, you don't body slamming old man

spk_0 No, this guy's pretty tough for 79 by the way. Yeah, I know pretty much a badass

spk_0 Thing on my back the way they told me down sitting on me. He would to be fair that he was running straight at that guy, but I just

spk_0 I feel like this is just another story that it's like you could see it either way now, you know Johnny

spk_0 Will you do me a favor go to YouTube and look up?

spk_0 Oh, mama ice raids will you look that up?

spk_0 We look at Obama ice raids. We also look up um

spk_0 We also look up George Bush ice raids. Can we see that? Yeah, can I see this? I can't I can't find much about that

spk_0 Where are they?

spk_0 Um, I can only find voice of America's the right wing, you know voice of America saying US deports two million illegal immigrants during Obama's tenure

spk_0 Okay, but we have no actual videos of it do we so nothing and so the media wasn't showing you this to get you upset

spk_0 I mean, it's so it's so obvious what they're doing

spk_0 It's so obvious

spk_0 So yeah, anyway, I read the headlines on that and I was like oh man these damned and I don't get me wrong

spk_0 I hate seeing anybody looking like they're the military in the streets of LA

spk_0 Uh, but the guy all everybody worked there. It sounded like wasn't here legally by the way all of his workers were not

spk_0 uh legal so who knows what the guy was paying them. He's probably paying them nothing

spk_0 Um, okay a couple of things uh, did you see this shooting it didn't get a lot of press but this shooting and

spk_0 Southport one of the most beautiful places in North Carolina uh, this guy called Nigel edge

spk_0 Um was is the suspect there

spk_0 He comes in on a boat next to this dockside restaurant

spk_0 And he's a heavily decorated marine. He's a purple. Oh, yeah, this is not sent into a rack um

spk_0 And he shot up. Yeah, he sprayed it with bullets. He shot up. He killed several people a bunch of people were injured

spk_0 Dude, it's this mk ultra dude. It is like he just send out a frequency and it triggers people who are on drugs

spk_0 Who are on who are on these psych meds and it's just it's exactly what look at that guy. Yeah, yeah

spk_0 Exactly what were people were killed

spk_0 Three people were killed eight people injured one person is still clinging to life apparently

spk_0 Uh, he's 39 years old. He was armed with a short barrel AR rifle equipped with a suppressor had a folding stock and uh

spk_0 Scope it's a miracle more people weren't killed

spk_0 They describe him as a lone wolf. He faces three counts first degree uh

spk_0 Record show edge has been behind several bizarre lawsuits filed in North Carolina this year including one

spk_0 Accusing a church in Southport of trying to kill him the suit was filed in May and it claimed the generations church was behind a civil conspiracy

spk_0 Masterminded by the LGBT Q community and white supremacist schmertrothoros to kill him because he's a striker

spk_0 Man in January he filed a similar lawsuit with the Brunswick Medical Center accusing it

spk_0 Uh against the Brunswick Medical Center accusing it of being part of that conspiracy launched by these LGBTQ white supremacists

spk_0 Have you heard those phrases? That's a crazy group. Yeah, that's a crazy group

spk_0 Like we said before Johnny there used to be racist gay bars right

spk_0 We don't need no

spk_0 He said they were out because he survived their attacks and a rack is what he said

spk_0 Oh, so the LBDTQ white supremacist poor and Iraq

spk_0 That's right. Yeah, uh the wild claims uh in the lawsuit or echoed in a book he wrote when he went by someone called Sean

spk_0 DB Voix

spk_0 He it was called headshot betrayal of a nation where he claims he was shot four times including in the head by

spk_0 Crazily by friendly fire over an international conspiracy

spk_0 I assume this is while he was in Iraq or he was in Haiti

spk_0 He was deployed to Haiti too, which we know some weird stuff went on there

spk_0 He says when he was uh

spk_0 In the military he found himself in the middle of the conspiracy ring

spk_0 They said he was wounded in two separate ied attacks during a 2006 tour along with a bullet wound that left shrapnel lodging his head

spk_0 Uh, so yeah, I mean this guy just sounds just like one of these that's it dude as you know I have a

spk_0 of uh PhD in uh

spk_0 Cop body cam videos like because I can't stop watching them and most of its mental illness

spk_0 So here's the the most interesting detail about this is uh he was seen

spk_0 He was previously seen on the red carpet accompanying American idol star kelly pickler if you remember her

spk_0 He was at the scene. I know he's with her the country music awards

spk_0 And he must have dated her or something at some point hold on the due to shop of church was at the country music award with

spk_0 Kelly pickler he must have been dating her or something like she's like from the carolinas

spk_0 I think so we're in south. Yeah, he probably brings a cuckoo D

spk_0 That's just saying sorry

spk_0 They pound a little harder when you have a little mental illness

spk_0 It goes both ways oh sure the crazier the chick the quicker and bad

spk_0 Yeah, yeah among other things uh another story about the uh the Trump administration under uh

spk_0 You know how they give us one every now and then they fired all the FBI agents that were in and pictured kneeling

spk_0 Back there in the capitol get rid of them get rid of everybody a January six get rid of all of them

spk_0 They fired those people. Let's see what else is going on. We get the

spk_0 Did you see have you seen the trailer for this John candy documentary? It looks so good dude

spk_0 It might be this John candy me John. I'm gonna make a statement

spk_0 Shane Gillis is this generation's John candy

spk_0 I've heard someone say that in the con when I tweeted this uh trailer or someone mentioned that and I was like

spk_0 You know what I believe that yeah, that's about right John candy was just so soulful and positive

spk_0 Uh, so here I just want to share this hopefully this doesn't get us in trouble if it does not cut it out

spk_0 Um, this just looks fantastic

spk_0 If you if you didn't grow up with John candy he was just in every good movie and every good comedy in the little 80s and early 90s and I don't know

spk_0 Just a fantastic. I can't tell you what was right about John candy or what was wrong

spk_0 But he was my friend and

spk_0 I don't want to cry, but when I see him

spk_0 When you see his face I mean

spk_0 Who are you? I'm a mage half man half gone

spk_0 Whiskey polka king of the Midwest help rip a director of sales shower could ring division. This is a love

spk_0 This is a guy who the minute you see his face

spk_0 You're in a smile. He was amazingly funny. He was dude

spk_0 He was one of the top performers out of all of them. Yeah, for sure

spk_0 You know would be I pretend real hard

spk_0 Even though John did distinctly different characters John was always there

spk_0 He was so gentle and so Canadian nobody had bigger expectations for himself than John

spk_0 And then all of a sudden it kind of jumped to a different level. I've made winning my whole life

spk_0 And when you make winning your whole life you have to keep on winning

spk_0 You've been in more turkeys than stopping you

spk_0 I think the weight of everything he was doing was just too much a hazard of this business is that it's very unhealthy for people

spk_0 Plasers can't really do favors for people. It's a bottomless cup of coffee

spk_0 If you go a whole lifetime eating your feelings drinking your feelings smoking your nerves

spk_0 It shows up

spk_0 You know there's some things that are just painful. That's it and you can't make them not painful

spk_0 Hollywood story acting to the shocking news. Yeah, it's that was so I was

spk_0 It's the face you put on the world that defines who you are

spk_0 Call of Hanks director lived his life very much like the movies

spk_0 He was the child that made everyone happy and he was the adult that did that

spk_0 You know, I remember John Carrick when a lot of people did

spk_0 I what are you trying to make me cry Johnny?

spk_0 Because I don't want to but man

spk_0 Right now we get so many ratings

spk_0 Just what a beat I mean just a wonderful soul you could tell

spk_0 He he was probably my favorite comedic actor as a kid

spk_0 He was great Bill Murray was I think the pinnacle yeah, I've been something about I don't know is a kid

spk_0 You know, he's a little softer like friend not physically softer obviously he was but I don't know

spk_0 As a young boy, I mean, I just thought he was so funny. I did like Uncle Buck. Yes, my comment. It's so good man

spk_0 So dude they're all classics

spk_0 She wilder was great too. Yeah, she wilder. I miss him. No

spk_0 Richard prior said he was into some weird stuff

spk_0 Yeah, Richard prior was into some weird stuff. Yeah, Richard prior. Who do you think tap to

spk_0 Marlon Brando?

spk_0 Who's the who's the big spoon who's the little spoon? That's a guy think oh man. He see you want to naturally

spk_0 You want to get prior credit for being the top because he's lurk

spk_0 We got right but I'm not sure you know, I mean I'm not sure about that

spk_0 Uh, okay, so this is um, you know, we talked about earlier with that woman

spk_0 What kind of danger is stupid walking? I like this woman. Did you see this story out of New York?

spk_0 You know, I don't often believe polls

spk_0 But if I see a poll in New York, I tend to I tend to believe it because people in New York are the kinds of people who answer polls

spk_0 A new poll of New York City voters

spk_0 finds that they have a much more positive view of capital

spk_0 I mean, I'm sorry a much more positive view of socialism than the rest of the rest of the country

spk_0 A fox news poll conducted on September 18 found that 48% of New Yorkers have a positive view of capitalism while

spk_0 With 21% reporting strongly favorable, but 40%

spk_0 Have an unfavorable view of capitalism

spk_0 And 41% of New Yorkers have a favorable view or of socialism. It's over, dude. Yeah stick a fork in you. It's done

spk_0 And I say dude rich kids are the most dangerous animal on the planet and this Muslim candidate comes from

spk_0 Bizzillionaires, dude, okay?

spk_0 He's allowed to fantasize about how to solve the problems when you've never been around criminal

spk_0 You don't understand criminals. Did they not did they forget what the blasio did he's the same politically as the blasio

spk_0 He's so stupid. They're all dumb New York City is about to get wrecked

spk_0 It's about to go straight got them, dude

spk_0 And I'm sorry you cannot stop crime by not having crimes

spk_0 You cannot like you have to prosecute people there has to be a punishment if you don't do it. It's gonna turn into hell

spk_0 Totally great

spk_0 Yeah, dude. I'm really sad. We got zero gay dollars today zero gay where are the gay dollars?

spk_0 Where are the gay dollars do we got a gay it up here? You guys not gay when Sam calls you print pranks

spk_0 It's because you want a dollar. We're the perfect um, okay, we had

spk_0 We talked about this also in cash days, but we couldn't really get into the the creepiness of it

spk_0 so

spk_0 Howard Rubin which is a famous New York financier

spk_0 And his ex-assisted in a dynamic not not to uncrazy story. Yeah, not to unlike

spk_0 Epstein

spk_0 Has been busted with or like a ring like this retired New York financier Howard Rubin and his former personal assistant

spk_0 We're charged in a federal indictment Friday with a run. What religion do you think he is Johnny? I have a good a good idea

spk_0 With running a years-long sex trafficking ring that allegedly involved violence so severe that one woman required

spk_0 Surgery

spk_0 uh Joseph

spk_0 Nick Nutella Nikola Jr

spk_0 I the US attorney for the Eastern District of New York said Rubin used his wealth to mislead and recruit women to engage in commercial

spk_0 Shrink Shrink Shrink where Rubin then

spk_0 Is that what they call prostitution out?

spk_0 Yeah commercial commercial what commercial Shrink Shrink

spk_0 Sure, sir. Yeah, uh where Rubin then uh tortured

spk_0 People beyond their consent uh, he would take them into like basements and involve physical psychological

spk_0 I mean just oh the guy's 70 years old now. They never seem to get these guys in their prime. Do they?

spk_0 Once they've lost their usefulness to certain people and 100%

spk_0 Dude, we're getting a couple five dollar gay dollars dude. I'm excited

spk_0 And the assistant Jennifer powers is 45 how young must she have been when this was going on?

spk_0 They charge her with sex trafficking and transporting women in interstate

spk_0 That's how they get you by the way the transporting women overboarders

spk_0 uh

spk_0 Rubin was charged with bank fraud after prosecutors alleged that he misrepresented information to banks well

spk_0 It isn't it funny. That's what they care the most about is typically this bank

spk_0 That's how they connect all this other stuff. Yeah, that's how they got a poem right on Texas

spk_0 Yeah, and yeah, I mean, I guess

spk_0 His wife kind of rat in the mouth or something right

spk_0 Both were arrested Friday him and his assistant uh, and yeah, I mean, it's just one dark thing after the next

spk_0 It's a lot of BDSM

spk_0 instruments are were there

spk_0 um and one of these women said that she endured the encounter he would pay them five thousand dollars a shot every time

spk_0 They would go over there much more than Epstein to be fair uh

spk_0 It's just I mean he would electrocute people we're talking about like some really dark stuff dude

spk_0 It's just so everything

spk_0 Thex has become a humiliation ritual how can you take these beautiful goddesses and humiliate them

spk_0 Yeah

spk_0 Kanye West did you see he published a list of people that have betrayed him? Oh shit. Are we on it?

spk_0 Um, uh, let me I hope he hasn't deleted it it was on the list was uh

spk_0 His daughter north west that's his daughter right uh

spk_0 Are you listening?

spk_0 I am yeah, it's 12 people he's deleted it sense, but uh the list

spk_0 Includes a number of like celebrities uh, all right. I don't know what they blinked out some of the letters in betrayal

spk_0 I don't but I understand why they did that but um

spk_0 I am in pain that no person can fix this is Kanye tweeted it right

spk_0 Uh the betrayal is this list him kim cardation at the top. I show speed diddy tie dollar sign Harriet Tubman

spk_0 Northwest push uh

spk_0 Shady cutie kick cutie curious George Donald Trump peat Davidson Patrick star LeBron is on the list dude look who's at the bottom

spk_0 I know I know playboy cardie James Murray and Adolf I'm assuming that's the uh the one eight big H the big H big H

spk_0 Uh, what boy? He's he's it's funny like you're like okay. He's crazy

spk_0 Okay, some of this is real and then okay. He's also hilarious in the same moment like putting

spk_0 Hitler and Harriet Tubman on the list

spk_0 Uh, I assume he means that he was misled by the narrative of those people. Oh, interesting, but it's also like what the lefted to dead celebrities

spk_0 Like for sure

spk_0 How do you put your daughter on the list and she like 12 or something Wayne what who's the old guy did all the comedy movies Wayne

spk_0 John Wayne John Wayne like people are trying to cancel John Wayne. You're like he's dead

spk_0 Dude people try to cancel Abraham Lincoln

spk_0 He little daughter. I mean, it's been ages. He died in the 1860s bro. What are we talking about? What are we talking about?

spk_0 So do you want?

spk_0 This is difficult. Uh, I know you're

spk_0 Johnny are you gonna be okay friends your friends? No, I mean it's difficult for you

spk_0 Yeah, you've heard the reports of what happened with

spk_0 Theos the ovan's Netflix taping. Yeah, it's really I'm I really want to hear your take on this because I know you'll be

spk_0 consider a podcast after it. Can you find it?

spk_0 Discussing yeah, I'll pull that and just I just want to read the like I'll read this let you talk while I'm pulling that

spk_0 Theo Vaughn as we know one of the most popular social media stars in his podcast. He's great comedian um

spk_0 He was at the beacon theater in New York Saturday. I played

spk_0 And uh all the reports coming out were that he bombed

spk_0 Someone wrote the sauthio at the beacon theater for his Netflix taping a third of the crowd walked out

spk_0 Uh, they called it an a failure of epic proportions. I was there. Love the oh his worst set ever

spk_0 He'll get back on the horse. He seemed unrehearsed and disorganized

spk_0 He was repeating bits multiple times which is something that happened that taping if you don't know

spk_0 Repeating bits multiple times clearly trying to get it right for the camera. It killed the vibe in the theater

spk_0 He was at the show tonight. He had to pause the show to ask for the punchline several times

spk_0 Uh, he started off strong, but it was a roller coaster near in the end

spk_0 There were multiple times where he just walked off stage to consult with somebody

spk_0 Uh, he'd be in the middle of a story and forget where he was and had to restart

spk_0 Uh, so yeah, wait, what's what you take on that as a cover? You have the video yet? Yeah, I'll pull it

spk_0 I'm reading the whole time. I gotta pull it up now. I

spk_0 Can you talk first just while I'm looking at please I want to kind of see what he says, but I'll say this it's like

spk_0 It is a hard business

spk_0 It is a really hard business. This is the first time in the history of entertainment where

spk_0 Everybody has an opinion and they're able to let you know their opinion behind fake names and fake profile pics

spk_0 And it's it's spiritually hot hard

spk_0 Ah, okay, I'm not getting into this. Yeah, here's here's a couple of the okay, so this looks like

spk_0 I don't feel great playing this, but it still looks like it was from

spk_0 From the bill, but is it there's another one where I got that too, but I just want to play this first uh listen to what he says

spk_0 See I mean to me that's that's real right

spk_0 Yeah, just try not to take his own life. That's what he says

spk_0 That's really hard to listen to I I totally agree so and now and then here's what you're talking about

spk_0 I believe it's this right and I prayed man, honestly

spk_0 I just hit my knees and prayed. I just said, you know, God, I need some help man

spk_0 You know, I'm just so angry and I don't know why

spk_0 I just got to get some help. I just got to start feeling better

spk_0 And I'm not going to complain um, I don't feel good

spk_0 You know, and I don't feel good and I want to I want to enjoy my life now. I want to be able to enjoy my life

spk_0 And be of service to other people

spk_0 And I'm just having a tough time doing that right now because I don't feel great

spk_0 I'm trying to take action trying to see a new therapist

spk_0 um

spk_0 I'm not assuming to admit it man. I want to be I want to I want to enjoy my life

spk_0 You know, I'm living out some of my dreams and I'm not enjoying it

spk_0 And I'm just not enjoying me. I'm not enjoying being human

spk_0 I think that there's more out there for me

spk_0 Uh

spk_0 Oh, okay, uh, yeah, I mean that's heartbreaking. So what I want to say is this okay

spk_0 Uh

spk_0 At that level it is consuming machine and all consuming machine

spk_0 There are people around you

spk_0 That want to make as much money as possible

spk_0 And you might not be in control of your own life

spk_0 You have people who need to get paid people who want to make money and the only way they make money

spk_0 Is through you constantly grinding he's been in the forefront of the spiritual war

spk_0 Uh, that's going on in a millease right now. He's been making some pretty

spk_0 Positive comments that could piss off a lot of people

spk_0 I wish I'm just gonna tell you uh what the old van is going through

spk_0 I went through for many years and you early 2010s

spk_0 Uh lost

spk_0 Not happy

spk_0 Couldn't get out of my own way and I'm not saying that's what's happening in him

spk_0 I can only speak of my experiences

spk_0 And the only way to get it is to get get back is to get your free will

spk_0 connected

spk_0 To God's plan now

spk_0 What happens when you have these giant juggernaut

spk_0 Machines like all these giant podcasts

spk_0 It's very hard to stop

spk_0 Because there's a lot of people rely on you. You're no longer

spk_0 Just doing a show for yourself and there's people that work for you. There's there's agents

spk_0 There's all these people. There's bills and need to get paid and it's it's impossible to stop and breathe and

spk_0 You know, the old van style is is is

spk_0 One of the hardest creativity wise

spk_0 Styles to do which is making up in same stories

spk_0 day in

spk_0 Day out and on being on all the time

spk_0 I've been in places where no matter what the old van says everybody laughs

spk_0 Sometimes the loneliest person in the room is the clown

spk_0 And I love them

spk_0 I'm sure everybody that knows him is hidden him up seen if he's okay

spk_0 It's really hard

spk_0 When you don't know who you could talk to

spk_0 I

spk_0 Don't I personally am not a therapist person. I've been the therapist when I was dealing with sex addiction and all that stuff

spk_0 You know, and I just have their while I just

spk_0 Therapists are a lot like acting class, right?

spk_0 Like if you get too good, you don't need them anymore. Yeah

spk_0 So I personally believe

spk_0 That he needs it needs to simplify

spk_0 Uh

spk_0 He's the boss. He's the best. I mean, he's one of the top

spk_0 podcasters in the world and I just think he needs a break

spk_0 And you know, I'm gonna say some stuff and I don't want to get in trouble

spk_0 It's my opinion on bird christcher. I love bird christcher. I think he has this notion that if he stops drinking

spk_0 Or takes a break. It's all gonna go away. It's not I mean guys

spk_0 Look at oasis. How long how long was oasis gone for like 15 years and then they came back and they sold out stadiums

spk_0 all I could say

spk_0 Is take a break and breathe

spk_0 Go find

spk_0 Fuckin simplicity

spk_0 It's my thing. I always say man simple versus easy guys

spk_0 Easy is the devil's work, okay

spk_0 Instant graphification is the devil's work

spk_0 Okay fast food pornography alcohol drugs 90 day fiance all that stuff

spk_0 Okay, sure that's no shot star star we love them all that stuff is instant graphification low vibrational junk

spk_0 You gotta get closer to god. You gotta slow down. I don't know. I like

spk_0 Feel bond exploded very quickly and it's hard to get close to a lot of people like that because everyone's coming at them

spk_0 You know, but I just want to say

spk_0 That it will be there when if you come back

spk_0 Bert it will be there if you get sober

spk_0 It will all be there nobody's coming to your shows because they love you getting shit faced

spk_0 And Theo

spk_0 Everyone loves you take a fucking break man

spk_0 You know like Johnny in November. I've decided November 16th

spk_0 Is going to be my 30 year

spk_0 Anniversary and standup anywhere else you work you would be looking at retirement this time

spk_0 Most comics can't do that

spk_0 It is a grind till you die type of business

spk_0 You have to constantly keep going to keep the lights on

spk_0 And I just hope that Theo can take a moment and just find himself

spk_0 Love him

spk_0 So no one's life got worse

spk_0 When they got closer to god. I'm not talking to organized religion. I'm talking life

spk_0 I'm talking god. I'm talking source

spk_0 Very simple things align

spk_0 Your free will with God's plan and I am a knuckle-drager guys

spk_0 You know there's some wild comments in the comment section. It's part of the gig

spk_0 You know you just can't even put any energy into it. Okay

spk_0 He just can't because it's just

spk_0 I'm sure you can relate right you work so hard to get somewhere and you're afraid that if you just take your foot off the gas for a second

spk_0 You lose it you could lose it all right. I mean, that's what I just don't think he'll lose it

spk_0 I just don't yeah, I just wish I think they will all come right back to him

spk_0 He's been doing a podcast so long that he's in their life

spk_0 He's part of their life. They all think they know him

spk_0 Which is why it's it's such a powerful medium

spk_0 When I go on the road I just I talk to the people who come and support me

spk_0 Like we've known each other forever because I'm so thankful

spk_0 You know there was a time when I didn't have it didn't have any fans and now I have some fans and I love my fan

spk_0 But I would like to believe that if I went away they would still be there if they're here

spk_0 They'd still be there and that's the old vaughn is you got a breed dude

spk_0 I'm just gonna tell you guys something watch what you wish for

spk_0 There's a lot of my friends are super famous. It's not an easy life

spk_0 You got everybody coming to you from all sides

spk_0 You have to breathe

spk_0 You have to detach from the internet and all the nasty comments

spk_0 A people thinking that they're doing something

spk_0 And it's just low vibrational activity that that internet theory half these motherfuckers aren't even real

spk_0 By the way, uh, hockey shit this guy comments. Okay. I'm since I'm trying to tell you not to say things like MF for a while

spk_0 Because Sam came to me multiple times and said listen

spk_0 You're gonna have to tell me not to say these things because yes because we're on a platform

spk_0 That dings people for real talk

spk_0 So I it's not because I have some great desire to tell Sam not to say MF for in the middle of show

spk_0 It's because for years this this YouTube channel was shadow banned into oblivion

spk_0 We couldn't get anybody to see any if we got one more strike. We were banned

spk_0 Yeah, banned from you. I mean we would have been gone for you

spk_0 So keep seeing the show I just reminding him occasionally

spk_0 I don't enjoy doing because I know nobody likes it

spk_0 But occasionally I just gotta be lay. Hey man. Maybe don't say MF for in the militia

spk_0 Yeah, air

spk_0 Internet and social media is toxic. It is and there's a lot of loving people

spk_0 But there's a lot of people with fake names and fake profile pics don't want put their face on it and

spk_0 Like to talk a lot of crap

spk_0 And it's easy when you don't have a following because I was there a long time ago

spk_0 I've talked a mad smack. I think everybody. I'm such a tough guy talks man

spk_0 The reason nobody saying thing because nobody was following me

spk_0 And now it's like my you know, it's like I put out this Michael Huckabee tweet and it exploded

spk_0 I'm like oh no

spk_0 Like Mike Huckabee. Yeah, he was criticizing criticizing Israel's like criticize my wife

spk_0 I'm like after wife Mike Huckabee and it everybody started sending it to me

spk_0 And I'm like oh no, this got way bigger than I intended it to

spk_0 There's something fun about

spk_0 About there's something fun about nobody knowing you

spk_0 Like going back to great Theo backstabbers of

spk_0 Ron Paul Mike Huckabee screw that guy. Yeah, the most fan listen

spk_0 I have a rule don't talk about people's family if they're not in the business if they get in the business

spk_0 Light them up. You know what I'm saying?

spk_0 Like Donald Trump, Ivana or whatever his daughter's name Ivanka or Ivana

spk_0 She's in the business you can later up. It's the same thing. You know, I'm saying

spk_0 People keep asking what happened to Theo he had a he had a Netflix

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spk_0 Johnny do you think you have female listeners? Yeah, we have we have like three

spk_0 Yes, we do we love them. Yeah, we love our female listeners three female listeners is worth like what 10,000 male listeners

spk_0 Yeah, don't think more important than female listeners are our black listeners

spk_0 Well black female listeners worth I mean and the only one more important than black listeners are gay listeners

spk_0 Black gay

spk_0 $8 is this the oppression hierarchy is that what we're getting? Yes, yes

spk_0 Um, yeah, there's like three four of us Kelly Kelly. Yeah, there's like four of them. Oh, there's five. We have five female listeners

spk_0 Something we knew already of course, but Bill Gates was named in the Epstein files according to documents released by the Democrats

spk_0 Oversight me

spk_0 I want to say something

spk_0 I got doom trolling today. I've four. We got this video

spk_0 So I don't want to show it here because I'm about to hopefully will make the share tonight

spk_0 but

spk_0 This one young lady on a podcast brought up something really interesting about Epstein and why they don't want to

spk_0 Release the list if there even is a list wait, so are you saying the wheel the wheel is rigged? Is that what?

spk_0 No, it's not that's it. I don't know if it's good shoulder not

spk_0 We'll put in like 70 videos. We only get like 30

spk_0 It's you're just hoping that the video come up. Yeah, so

spk_0 She brought up a really good list of really good thing

spk_0 It's not the politicians that they're worried about it's all the CEOs of these companies and that if the list came out and the company

spk_0 CEOs were on there it would tank the economy

spk_0 I find that very interesting

spk_0 Tank the economy yeah because all these all these companies would be facing backlash because their CEOs are diddlers

spk_0 Yeah, I mean Bill Gates ain't running anything though. Let's take him down

spk_0 He's just we have five listeners five female listeners um Taylor Swift last week

spk_0 I want to show this because I know your take is always that she is a terrible dancer um and you're absolute

spk_0 You're absolutely right about that

spk_0 Look at this bro

spk_0 Yeah, she is every mid chick. That's why they love her

spk_0 And what she really loves chunky dancers to make her feel better about herself

spk_0 And I'm living doing all the crazy

spk_0 Yeah, I mean dude, how do you go from futuristic black chicks to that?

spk_0 I mean how do you do that? What is this? What do oh dear

spk_0 Tell us what looks like we're never gonna get you know, I mean like I'm never gonna get this

spk_0 Tell us what looks like she does doggy and cat and cow

spk_0 What which is a yoga position? I know

spk_0 That's so crazy

spk_0 Hunching her back you have to push it down. No down down

spk_0 Pop it out. She's like but I like it like this

spk_0 Um this is from a last week, but I just wanted to because we've

spk_0 I feel like it's this famous story that Jackie Gleason was in the UFOs um and his UFO shaped houses hitting the market for five and a half million dollars

spk_0 I wish we had the money to buy

spk_0 He's got this beautiful house where you have enough money if you had a billion dollars you would buy Jackie Gleason's UFO house

spk_0 Absolutely. Yeah, I mean, and he's got you know, he was famously like talk to people who had seen UFOs and kind of did his own research into it

spk_0 It's a beautiful house. There are uh no right angles in the house like no, it's all circular

spk_0 Um, you know, and they're supposedly like that. They're supposedly no right angle. I am bang on the side

spk_0 You know you can do bon hits right there

spk_0 They're supposedly no right angles in nature, but anybody who's ever tried to pee. I mean, they have to jerking off

spk_0 No, that's not true. Have you ever just this goes completely like I'm Johnny ever wake up with a midnight

spk_0 Morning sword every morning. Yeah, it's so hard. It's a spider man. You have the spider man above

spk_0 It was uh the home was originally a pre-fabricated uh in an airplane hanger by a scant Scandinavian shipbuilder look at this stuff

spk_0 Prefabricated house. No, no, no, no, no, they brought they built it in a hanger and brought it in look at that

spk_0 Oh, wow look at the view that is cool. Johnny you would never leave your house if you live if it fell with your house

spk_0 I could never get together the Hollywood. I could never

spk_0 Look at that. Isn't that a sweet house dude?

spk_0 All do you have a comedy club there? Yeah, you totally could yeah

spk_0 It's all because he was inspired by this UFOs and the shapes of UFOs got a circular bed. I don't know about that

spk_0 How funny was his catch phrase was basically domestic violence?

spk_0 Yeah, yeah to the moon

spk_0 One of these days wow man right to the moon

spk_0 If you don't know uh that he was talking about uh knocking his wife in the face to the moon uh

spk_0 Honeymooners. Yeah, I did. I don't know how many times I say that the Dana one of these days down back right to the moon

spk_0 Dude, I have you ever seen that clip of Ronald Reagan uh smacking a woman in in this movie. It's one of the funniest things

spk_0 Uh, we need to bring that back

spk_0 These chicks are getting out of control

spk_0 It's like it's like women talking about uh, you know

spk_0 Uh, you like anytime a woman complains is kind of the meme about women's rights today

spk_0 Yeah, yeah, I mean we need to bring it back. We need to get rid of political correctness and there's the apparently they're saying in this video that this is not a scripted thing here

spk_0 So let's see oh he just walked up with the man. He just came up with this. Yeah, you get back to the hotel and stay there

spk_0 I like it here

spk_0 Go on get moving

spk_0 I said I like it here great actor

spk_0 Watch this watch this

spk_0 In this scene from the 1964 film The Killers by the way, he totally he totally swings his hand like he likes getting packed am I right?

spk_0 Funny I I can only ever think of him like that uh

spk_0 Thessaloniel sketch, you know where like he's behind the scenes just an absolute killer

spk_0 Um, yeah people are really pissed at Megan trainer the singer because she was all about body positivity when she was fat

spk_0 And now she's just all about being thin and having huge boobs and it's really people are

spk_0 Massively disappointed with her. It's funny. She's got a frame now with her

spk_0 She still has fat person boobs. They're like

spk_0 Yeah, how did you lose weight and none of it in your chachas?

spk_0 Your cheat cheese

spk_0 That's your story hey you all lose weight and still keep your fat rack. Well, let me tell you

spk_0 Megan trainers new look has fans asking what happened to body positivity. Yeah body

spk_0 Pots of these only for fat people and that's coming from a fat guy

spk_0 Yeah, it's funny um

spk_0 Here's some other look at her man. Oh, he's got fat fake rack now

spk_0 This is uh, now this is an opinion piece we're reading here, but it says at first

spk_0 I didn't know how to feel was I happy for her confused all of the above of course you have anybody gets in shape

spk_0 Yeah, exactly and looks better. You're happy for them. What you want to reason you wouldn't like her

spk_0 Being skinny is because you're a fat chick, okay, and misery loves company

spk_0 They're saying some people said clones it gets into my lizard people

spk_0 She could do a shapeshift and she's like I'm tired of being a fatty

spk_0 Yeah, totally could be that

spk_0 Uh, yeah, maybe she could get to mba. I guess because she's famous. They would maybe give her a pass

spk_0 She's not typical NBA fairs. Get no ass anymore. There's there's a couple bench guys. I will hit it

spk_0 Um right after the Charlie Kirk thing uh, this was a week ago actually well a little after but more is see

spk_0 Canceled the last two of his dates on a like a certain leg of a tour

spk_0 Because he's got credible threats on his life. Did you hear this he got freaked out by the Charlie Kirk thing more

spk_0 See who's trying to kill more. See

spk_0 Uh, and get back with the Smiths quit being an asshole

spk_0 Uh, dude

spk_0 Have you ever seen he was gonna play the Greek and I was so close to going and or he did play the Greek

spk_0 He came out for 20 minutes and then was like I'm sorry

spk_0 Terribly cold and then he just left and nobody got the money back

spk_0 I can't believe a queen he's being queenie

spk_0 But he he nobody got their money back. Can you imagine this guy comes out for 20 minutes and you don't get your money back

spk_0 Because he played a little bit. He played like a couple of songs

spk_0 If you are excuseable

spk_0 Right dude he it's just

spk_0 You remember you ever hear Joe Rogan's bit about how he's like you know if gay men ran the world

spk_0 There wouldn't be war dude. It's all gay guys doing all the war

spk_0 It's all gay guys

spk_0 Closet cases

spk_0 Dangerous human beings on planet earth

spk_0 This is this is just the this is him at the Greek theater now

spk_0 Greek theater on Saturday night and at a time where the economies in a crunch and fans are paying higher ticket prices than ever

spk_0 Left the stage and his bandmates

spk_0 Followed after Morrissey complained to the crowd that he was extremely cold and left the stage and into

spk_0 You

spk_0 Here

spk_0 Unforeseen circumstances like he got a little bitch in a bitch. That's what it is thing

spk_0 It's just so strained imagine getting that much money thousands of people you sell out the Greek all those Mexican girls there

spk_0 Waiting to hear you play Smith songs and then you just walk off the stage after 20 minutes

spk_0 I mean by the way you're in LA it does not get extremely cold

spk_0 It gets cold no no it wasn't even it was like 50 or something it was cool, but it was not cold by any stretch

spk_0 No, it was not

spk_0 Trump sending troops to Portland. It sounds like

spk_0 Okay, I mean, I don't want him sending troops anywhere, but if he's gonna send him somewhere they're just gonna do

spk_0 By golden silver

spk_0 Um Elon Musk says Epstein tried to get him to visit the island, but he refused

spk_0 so

spk_0 Props the Elon I guess for not being into a children

spk_0 Uh

spk_0 We did the socialism poll we did the Kanye but trail list

spk_0 I think that's about it. You said you wanted to get out of here pretty quickly. Yeah, I do that my kids are coming

spk_0 How are your kids are good? I love all my children. I love them all

spk_0 All right Johnny. I love you. Go to samtribly.com check it out dates are coming kind of big show that I can't

spk_0 Announce yet

spk_0 December 6th going to happen. I'm excited for that dude. I am excited

spk_0 Once the once the the contract is signed the teaser

spk_0 Cross and the eyes are dotted you will know about one the greatest things that ever happened

spk_0 And I hope you guys can join us there. Can you stop for just one side? I'm sorry before you leave

spk_0 I just want to show this this is a new thing

spk_0 So remember we heard that Biden had these like cheat sheets to help him with uh

spk_0 Yeah, his like public appearances. They called them palm cards. Well, dude look they had pictures next to faces on there

spk_0 Look at some of the faces this guy couldn't remember

spk_0 Hold on hold on

spk_0 Majority leosonate majority leader Chuck Schumer was on there with his face dick Durbin the majority whip

spk_0 Look who else guys out washing tins on there Hillary Clinton was on there

spk_0 Says he was the second boss was done dude

spk_0 Yeah, he didn't even win the election Johnny okay anyway almost got 40 500 people in there

spk_0 Really? I'm like yeah right now. Whoa almost 5,000 people do a lie

spk_0 Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba

spk_0 Oh man, isn't that crazy though?

spk_0 The dude had to be told who Hillary Clinton was on a card

spk_0 That's how bad his memory was they were worried he might forget Hillary Clinton

spk_0 Yes, I agree dude. It's crazy guys almost 5,000 people watching live cross all the things we're gonna keep doing these live

spk_0 We gotta do the uh the spring perks hold on just a second. Okay. Oh yeah, Rita. Hey, her

spk_0 This is from one Antonio. I think the feds have all their assassins in tape probably on tape

spk_0 I want them to release all the two-pock files. I bet they have his shooting on film

spk_0 Interesting I think we have all the two box. Yeah, they're not gonna release that though

spk_0 They don't they they show that to like you said in that Hicks joke, you know

spk_0 They show that to people they're trying to influence the secret recordings. They don't yeah

spk_0 Released that to the public uh Trina Trina my goodness

spk_0 Trina H. Lee talks and smack

spk_0 High Sam when and where is jujitsu overdose this year? Stay blessed shout out Trina. I don't know Trina great question

spk_0 I probably won't be going this year because I don't know if people love to stand up

spk_0 But it was great. I've been jujitsu. I'm losing. I'm learning I'm learning cap slicers right now. I'm really loving it

spk_0 Wait, did you have a bad set of jujitsu overdose? No, it was great

spk_0 But the problem was it was the same people so after two shows nobody wanted to see another show

spk_0 So that's it

spk_0 Well, I would do it again if he asked me. I loved it. Oh the Chris cast says nothing. So thank you for

spk_0 I got his killing it. I think he's killing

spk_0 Uh

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spk_0 Dude, I was thinking of doing a podcast since uh it would have been better when everybody still lived in LA

spk_0 But does anybody doing a podcast where you like bring on your dog and you just talk about your dog and take some pictures

spk_0 You know at the end and like uh

spk_0 I'd like to do that podcast like how you met your dog

spk_0 I think it would be interesting

spk_0 We don't you think that'd be interesting like bringing to me I would watch it for about five minutes

spk_0 You bring in polyand well the the podcast be like 20 minutes

spk_0 So you know it doesn't require a lot. How'd you meet your dog Johnny? You'll blow up on your dog

spk_0 And then at the part of the incident to get people to come in

spk_0 You get people to come in because you get pictures of your you and your dog together

spk_0 I'll take some

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spk_0 It's uh it's a it's a great it's somebody from the outside the ice wall

spk_0 It's pretty from outside the ice wall. It's something kind of slipped in here or

spk_0 It's a dimensional interdimensional. Maybe escape through the ice wall. That's my opinion. The by the way

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spk_0 Johnny one is the anniversary now. I moved out here in February of 2017. Isn't that crazy? Wow

spk_0 um

spk_0 So what this is like gonna next year will be 10 years

spk_0 That's all

spk_0 That's all next year will be nine years in the year after that right next year 2027. Oh no 2026

spk_0 I keep that I've been thinking it's 2026 all year. Yeah, so next year's nine years

spk_0 That's still unbelievable to me. Yeah, so but I knew Sam like we talked but low before that I met

spk_0 I met Trina. She's not a gay man. She's a petite young hot chick. Please. I'm always suspicious when I see someone

spk_0 No, she's actually who she that's her for sure

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spk_0 X rod looks like one of our first transfer fans

spk_0 What is a furry bed by the way? I'm going to ask you that I assume you would know what is a furry bed?

spk_0 Is that a special bed? Did they have special beds for furry? Yeah

spk_0 They sleep in like giant dog beds made for people

spk_0 Really

spk_0 Yeah, I'm assuming

spk_0 Sam and Johnny have you guys ever heard of the Tarsus Club?

spk_0 I've been down a rabbit hole recently wanted to run it by some OGs the Tarsus Club

spk_0 Well, we don't know what that is. Let's see what that is

spk_0 The Tarsus Club refers to two different fictional entities a nightclub and Star Wars operated by a criminal gang

spk_0 And then a secret society central to the plot of the 2022

spk_0 2012 mockumentary film the conspiracy

spk_0 I'm in dude. I like that make a movie on it. I'll watch it

spk_0 Well, there is a movie it's called the conspiracy a 2020 a 2012 Canadian found footage conspiracy horror film sounds fantastic

spk_0 Uh, and then finally here. Oh, no, someone added a couple. Okay, Logan sorters. I stand on business. We do brother. We tried to anyway

spk_0 Um, and then

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spk_0 You know, day shark is that is your test game the hologram test game in the Star Wars movie. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I don't okay. Hold on

spk_0 Why are you asking me? I'm just asking you

spk_0 Yeah, did did y'all think is how you say it's I played that before in a video game

spk_0 Uh, glaucoma with glock spelled like uh, you know the the uh

spk_0 Pistachia uh, look up Trump's national security directive number seven. Okay

spk_0 Well, look it up national security

spk_0 Directly for McGay dollars number seven um

spk_0 Is this it right here? I'm standing on business everybody by the authority vested in me by the president

spk_0 As president by the constitution and the laws of the United States. I hear by direct domestic terrorism and organized political violence uh

spk_0 Oh god, let me get hold on. I gotta get chat gbt. This is thing is long. I don't have time to read gay dollars

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spk_0 Hey, uh, I'll show you one quick thing to uh, there's this uh, sex shop in Minneapolis going viral

spk_0 Because apparently someone put on yelp that they have a glory hole there

spk_0 Uh, yeah, and they posted on that like hey, we don't have one

spk_0 I don't know who said that it's causing a lot of troubles

spk_0 We do not have to be a clear

spk_0 Well, sounds like you should put it in dude because it sounds like business would be popping

spk_0 And if it you did put it in we would read your reviews. We haven't done that in a while Johnny

spk_0 Well, we did reviews last week. What do you you you're really no? We haven't done glory hole reviews. Oh glory

spk_0 Oh, that's a whole different uh, but that was a huge

spk_0 This isn't the show dude

spk_0 Imagine all the gay dollars we give we did glory hole reviews um, okay, so in this thing

spk_0 He declares trump the president declares that political violence in the US is increasing sharply

spk_0 It frames his violence not as random, but is orchestrated by networks. He's right about that

spk_0 It charges the national joint terrorism task force with leaving a new national strategy to investigate disrupt and prosecute entities and individuals engaged in this stuff

spk_0 Moved including funders organizers the memorandum directs coordination among multiple federal agencies including the department of justice the treasury department and the IRS

spk_0 The attorney general can recommend formal designations for terrorist organizations

spk_0 And domestic terrorism is formally designated a national priority area

spk_0 I assume that's what he's talking about there. So I say I imagine this is just more government overreach

spk_0 destroying the uh, the

spk_0 Trampling on the constitution these executive orders by the way as soon as the next president comes in that's from a different political by all that stuff's gone

spk_0 All those eos are gone. Oh, just wiped out completely temporary as long as uh

spk_0 It lasts as long as you know somebody that agrees with him is in charge

spk_0 Uh, okay, let me see

spk_0 Anybody else come in here. No, um, and I'll just show you briefly that that this is kind of it's just a funny thing

spk_0 Uh

spk_0 Let me see

spk_0 Okay, here it is psa. We don't have a glorial I

spk_0 Just think it's ridiculous and I think that's just really bad for business this it's this woman though looks like I mean she

spk_0 Looks like she works at a sex shop, and I mean that in the nicest possible way. How can you

spk_0 She uh this accent though anytime you hear this miniapolis accent come out of somebody it's always a

spk_0 You should go put in a glory hole

spk_0 We need to talk for a second. I just need to clarify. We do not have a glory hole

spk_0 You can google glory hole in miniapolis and smitten kitten will come up

spk_0 But we do not have the capacity or the desire to run a glory hole out of smitten kitten will shade to the glory hole patrons

spk_0 You don't run a glory hole glory holes run themselves

spk_0 Do not have the city for that

spk_0 We don't have the capacity for that. You have to clean you have to clean up though. I mean somebody's gonna do like that

spk_0 But yeah, so what pay the janitor buy more bucks

spk_0 Anyway, all right, that's it for me um, let me make sure nobody dropped any other gay dollars in uh, nope, so we're good to go

spk_0 All right guys, thank you

spk_0 It's been great. We're gonna try do these once a week

spk_0 Oh, we think everybody help us get the 101 on comedy podcast. Hopefully we'll break on through with these

spk_0 I appreciate you guys. I appreciate our monitors from monitoring anybody in there just talking sn- nasty smacked

spk_0 We don't need moderators moderators moderate moderate moderators moderate

spk_0 Uh, I would love you guys and the keyword tonight is glory hole glory hole

spk_0 Bye everybody

spk_0 You

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