These NHL Future Bets Are Going To Make You RICH

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spk_0 Welcome to the Empty Netters podcast.

spk_0 Can you believe what this has become?

spk_0 There was a full 48 hours

spk_0 where I felt like I was like literally Superman.

spk_0 Jumbo loves playing Fortnite, so...

spk_0 No, I hate it.

spk_0 Yeah, it's on the sticks.

spk_0 Did TR show you the son of Cycle?

spk_0 It was out on the...

spk_0 No, I invented that.

spk_0 Almost a year now that I haven't taken a body check.

spk_0 That's kind of nice.

spk_0 I finished tonight with some chicken fingers

spk_0 and a few Guinnesses right into you guys.

spk_0 Yeah, yeah.

spk_0 That's where this pod came to life.

spk_0 Ice is ready!

spk_0 And we are back with another episode of the Empty Netters podcast

spk_0 brought to you by BedMGM.

spk_0 I'm your host, Dan Powers.

spk_0 We got producer Redmond back on the sticks

spk_0 because Baker is out

spk_0 and sitting here with me.

spk_0 I put him in an absolute body bag

spk_0 at a wedding this weekend

spk_0 because I went up in order to glass of wine

spk_0 with a skewer of olives,

spk_0 because I'm not a coward.

spk_0 And it is...

spk_0 the little...

spk_0 Scarity cat puppet himself.

spk_0 Chris DeVirpowers.

spk_0 That's all with these.

spk_0 Those olives are good.

spk_0 They were so good.

spk_0 Those olives were good, Dan.

spk_0 Those olives had kick.

spk_0 Those olives had little kicks.

spk_0 They were still kicking in the side of the steel toe boot.

spk_0 It just looked like a normal queen Mary olive.

spk_0 And I grabbed that skewer.

spk_0 I took a bite and I was like,

spk_0 oh, you get red wine?

spk_0 No, I got white.

spk_0 I listened, I'll do it.

spk_0 I'll do it.

spk_0 I'll do it with whatever.

spk_0 I'll red wine.

spk_0 I'll order a glass of whiskey

spk_0 and get a skewer of olives.

spk_0 I don't care.

spk_0 You just say, can I just have this skewer?

spk_0 I want...

spk_0 You know, if I take some olives,

spk_0 she went, of course not.

spk_0 I grabbed it myself too.

spk_0 I do get a little bashful with that.

spk_0 You never want to grab.

spk_0 I did that.

spk_0 That's a lesson in life.

spk_0 I did that at a bar in LA.

spk_0 Just like a bar that was not an open bar wedding.

spk_0 Do you get yelled at?

spk_0 The fruit.

spk_0 No, but the woman looked at me like kind of like...

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And I was like, what?

spk_0 But I guess...

spk_0 Don't put your fingers in there.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 But I mean, she's putting her fingers in there.

spk_0 So it's not like anyone that's like,

spk_0 those are clean.

spk_0 I'm like her hands are clean.

spk_0 Yeah, but the assumption is that she's clean.

spk_0 What she isn't and everybody knows that.

spk_0 What do you mean?

spk_0 Got employees wash your hands.

spk_0 Yeah, but you're working, dude.

spk_0 You're picking money up.

spk_0 You're taking credit cards.

spk_0 That's actually so true.

spk_0 They're way dearer than me.

spk_0 Oh, it's a fucking talking about.

spk_0 So I'm like, who...

spk_0 That's wild.

spk_0 Fuck, I grabbed a woman.

spk_0 Check this out.

spk_0 Check, check, check.

spk_0 It's October 7th.

spk_0 Dan.

spk_0 We did it.

spk_0 It's October 7th in the NHL's back.

spk_0 We did it.

spk_0 And I want to know.

spk_0 Tell me how you feel about hockey.

spk_0 Dude, hockey.

spk_0 When hockey comes back, what does it do to you?

spk_0 What's going on in your soul?

spk_0 It gets me.

spk_0 It gets me in the nostalgic.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 In a way, because we still play, obviously,

spk_0 but it gets me nostalgic in the way of just being a kid.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Dreaming about the big show.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Dreaming about the NHL game 7 overtime bar down.

spk_0 Thinking about the net rippling, the red light going on.

spk_0 Blinding me.

spk_0 Carving into the ice.

spk_0 The sound.

spk_0 You want to talk about Sense, SCP?

spk_0 I think about the smell of the rink.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Smell a rubber.

spk_0 Oh.

spk_0 Smell a rubber floor when you walk into the rink.

spk_0 When you get ready to head into the locker,

spk_0 and when you hear the swing of that door,

spk_0 and you get it, and you put your bag down,

spk_0 you smell that rubber floor.

spk_0 When you're standing out there looking at the ice,

spk_0 fresh, cut sheet of ice.

spk_0 Glistening.

spk_0 You hear that buzz?

spk_0 Mmm.

spk_0 It's the AC in the building, keeping that ice crisp.

spk_0 Hard.

spk_0 The echo.

spk_0 You can feel the chill in the door.

spk_0 You know, in a door closes, the door to go on to the ice closes

spk_0 in an empty rink.

spk_0 Yep.

spk_0 That echo.

spk_0 Dude.

spk_0 Go.

spk_0 Hockey being back, man.

spk_0 There's that bug trap.

spk_0 That late night bug drop.

spk_0 I think about a nice cold beer.

spk_0 I think about a nice hot meal in my belly.

spk_0 Getting ready for the fucking game.

spk_0 Whether I'm eating pre-game meal, whether I'm eating something

spk_0 at the bar ready for a puck drop.

spk_0 Hockey being back.

spk_0 It's a change of tides.

spk_0 It's a change of seasons.

spk_0 Makes me finally accept summers over.

spk_0 Summer is over and hockey is here.

spk_0 We got through the doldrums.

spk_0 That weird phase of is it fall, is it summer?

spk_0 I don't know what I'm watching.

spk_0 I don't really care about anything else.

spk_0 All these other sports going on in all of a sudden.

spk_0 We're here in that first week of October.

spk_0 And NHL teams are back, dude.

spk_0 Roasters are set.

spk_0 Guys are lacing up the boots.

spk_0 They're getting ready for that first game.

spk_0 No more meaningless hockey.

spk_0 Now we are here.

spk_0 Every single point matters.

spk_0 Every goal matters.

spk_0 Everything matters.

spk_0 It's no longer time for backyard barbecues.

spk_0 No.

spk_0 And hanging out with your shirt off.

spk_0 No, no, no.

spk_0 Now we're going inside and watching hockey.

spk_0 I'm watching for some backhand sauce.

spk_0 I want to see fights for the first game of the season.

spk_0 I want to see gloves dropped.

spk_0 I want to see teeth lost.

spk_0 Bro, blood dribbling.

spk_0 Block shots, dude.

spk_0 Block shots.

spk_0 In game one of an 82 game regular season.

spk_0 Someone's sticking his leg out there.

spk_0 And taking one off the ankle and game one.

spk_0 Lay down in front of a blue line claper for me.

spk_0 One time.

spk_0 Right off the bat.

spk_0 Are you kidding me, dude?

spk_0 Absolutely.

spk_0 And dude, I just want a back door one tee.

spk_0 I want a back door one tee hammer fucked water bottle in the air.

spk_0 Remember when I was talking about senses earlier?

spk_0 Talking about smells, talking about looks.

spk_0 Give me some sound.

spk_0 I want to hear that goal horn for the first time.

spk_0 I want to hear that.

spk_0 Waaah.

spk_0 Watch the boys go fucking nuts.

spk_0 I want to see sellies.

spk_0 I want to be knees up in the air.

spk_0 Maybe some drags.

spk_0 Grab a little bit of the snow on the ice.

spk_0 Yeah, flick it.

spk_0 Little ring one off the bar Dan.

spk_0 I know you want to score, but ring in one off the bar.

spk_0 That sound.

spk_0 Dude, someone dust a rail for me.

spk_0 So I want to see someone drop in the drag sellie.

spk_0 Get some of that snow off right up.

spk_0 Just fucking blow it.

spk_0 Blow it.

spk_0 It's a crack insults.

spk_0 Crack insults on the bench.

spk_0 Lot of yapping.

spk_0 Get in deep.

spk_0 In deep.

spk_0 Man on head up.

spk_0 Hit up.

spk_0

spk_0 Hit up.

spk_0

spk_0 Sit down.

spk_0 Get down.

spk_0 Sit down.

spk_0 être î⇒

spk_0 interacted back, around the wall.

spk_0

spk_0 Back check, stick lift, back check, stick lift, didn't see it coming.

spk_0 Snap twig, snap twig, dude, drop pass.

spk_0 We are so back and the energy is just so palpable.

spk_0 It's funny that the season ends and we're tired.

spk_0 We're exhausted.

spk_0 We need a break.

spk_0 All of a sudden, when the season rears its head and it goes,

spk_0 hey, we're back, the week leading up,

spk_0 I'm kinda like, I'm not ready, dude.

spk_0 And then next thing you know, here we are.

spk_0 And I'm like, oh, I'm fucking ready.

spk_0 Yeah, dude, I never been born ready.

spk_0 I cannot.

spk_0 Born ready.

spk_0 I tighten those skates, dude.

spk_0 I think we gotta stay jacked up.

spk_0 You wanna get the salt?

spk_0 No.

spk_0 We gotta stay jacked up and we gotta talk about futures.

spk_0 Yes, hey, let's talk about some futures.

spk_0 Let's get some action.

spk_0 There's a puck drop in tonight.

spk_0 And if you wanna get a future bets are so fun

spk_0 because you get to chase it all year.

spk_0 It's not like you bet on the game and the team you picked

spk_0 to get the puck line loses because you're an idiot

spk_0 and now everything sucks.

spk_0 The best part is you're never out.

spk_0 You're never out.

spk_0 It's a whole year long bet.

spk_0 And you gotta do it right now

spk_0 because it's incredible.

spk_0 You're chasing it all year and you're never out of it, dude,

spk_0 because things can happen, anything can change.

spk_0 We're gonna rip you some lines from Bed MGM

spk_0 because they got the, it's the best sports book

spk_0 in all the world and all the land and all the interwebs.

spk_0 Yeah, I hope you get on it too.

spk_0 And you can get it on this fun with us.

spk_0 And I need something to be very clear up front, okay?

spk_0 This is not a joke.

spk_0 This is not a, this is not a sponsored segment.

spk_0 This isn't for laughs.

spk_0 Not these are for clips.

spk_0 This is my money.

spk_0 This is my hard earned money that I am taking

spk_0 and betting on these futures because I believe in them.

spk_0 I believe in them that passionately

spk_0 and they're finding locks.

spk_0 Yeah, and I'm finding you something that I want to

spk_0 hold to my hand like a little bird,

spk_0 like a little baby bird and I'm gonna take care of it.

spk_0 I'm gonna pet it, I'm gonna pet it, water it.

spk_0 And then I'm gonna give it to you

spk_0 and then you can nurture it and it will fly.

spk_0 Your bets will fly on the with.

spk_0 You love just listening to me and these futures.

spk_0 Some of them are plus odds, some of them are heavy plus odds,

spk_0 but I have a few that are minus,

spk_0 but I just, I think they're so crazy

spk_0 that they have to be genius.

spk_0 Do you want me to go first?

spk_0 Yeah, yeah, I think you got a good one to start us off.

spk_0 Here's my first bet.

spk_0 My first bet this year is a minus 115 number,

spk_0 which I know is not that intriguing,

spk_0 but when you hear this, you're gonna lose your mind.

spk_0 Sydney Crosby regular season points.

spk_0 What do you think, what do you guys both think

spk_0 the overrunder is?

spk_0 It's gotta be a seven.

spk_0 That would be good.

spk_0 I actually they should have done that.

spk_0 I was gonna say 85 and a half.

spk_0 Sydney Crosby, oh good guest, Dan.

spk_0 Sydney Crosby's regular season overrunder has been set

spk_0 by the good people at Betham GM at 84.5.

spk_0 And I would just like to entertain you two with this.

spk_0 Last year Crosby 80 games 91.

spk_0 This year, the year before that 82 games 94.

spk_0 The year before that 82 games 93.

spk_0 84 and a half.

spk_0 There are two avenues for one Sid Sid Noneus.

spk_0 I'm trying to give him a crazy name,

spk_0 but I can't change Sid and anything cool.

spk_0 Sydney Sid and the Pelis Crosby Piffilis.

spk_0 I hate it.

spk_0 Sid will either do everything in his power.

spk_0 All the penguins fans were like,

spk_0 oh, you'll do it.

spk_0 They'll do it.

spk_0 They'll get it prepared to the back of the playoffs.

spk_0 Okay, here's path one.

spk_0 Sydney Crosby does everything in his power

spk_0 to drag your saury ass team to the playoffs.

spk_0 And that's easily 90 something.

spk_0 Correct.

spk_0 You've won your bet.

spk_0 Or Sydney Crosby is traded to the Colorado Avalanche

spk_0 at some point.

spk_0 And then he just prints checks.

spk_0 Has his power play with name again.

spk_0 Did you see the power play at Foreignations?

spk_0 Did you even see what happened

spk_0 on the power play at Foreignations?

spk_0 Imagine them back in No Look Pass.

spk_0 There's 100 points.

spk_0 There's two paths, both of them lead to a minimum of 90 points.

spk_0 So when the over under is 84.5, obviously,

spk_0 you would take the over and you would automatically hit it.

spk_0 Bro, if you go back to fucking 2014,

spk_0 only one in the art Ross,

spk_0 he is over at this number every season, every season.

spk_0 Here are the two years in the last decade.

spk_0 He wouldn't have cleared this when he went 62 points

spk_0 in 55 games and 47 points in 41 games.

spk_0 Well over a point per game, both times.

spk_0 We don't talk about injuries on the show.

spk_0 So we will not talk about it now.

spk_0 But Sydney Crosby will be playing hockey

spk_0 and he's going to obliterate 84.5.

spk_0 Correct.

spk_0 There's no question about it.

spk_0 I mean, that is as locked as a lock.

spk_0 I can't even believe that's the line.

spk_0 I like, normally Vegas is so good.

spk_0 They scare me with how good they are.

spk_0 But this is like, in fact, now that I say it out loud,

spk_0 this is actually, this is the scariest thing I've ever heard

spk_0 about Sydney Crosby's future, considering how smart Vegas is.

spk_0 Yeah, I don't even want to say it out loud.

spk_0 They're morons for the first time in their life

spk_0 or Sydney Crosby falling off a cliff.

spk_0 And I'm going morons.

spk_0 No, that's fantastic.

spk_0 I'm a big odds guy as in give me good odds.

spk_0 Things that jumped out at me, I want to talk playoffs.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I got two pieces of juice here.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 One plus 100 maple leafs senators to make this a season

spk_0 of money would take that plus 100.

spk_0 Yep, both those seem to, those teams are in the playoffs.

spk_0 Yep.

spk_0 But if you want to get a little spicy, you want to get a little

spk_0 horned up.

spk_0 So hold on.

spk_0 Yeah, leaf senators.

spk_0 That's, that's, do you think that's a lock?

spk_0 I do.

spk_0 Carb.

spk_0 I wish, what do you think?

spk_0 Carb.

spk_0 Yeah, I wish it was better odds.

spk_0 But I guess they can't because they don't like these.

spk_0 I think the sense, sense you get a top three.

spk_0 I think they go to with Florida fucking being banged up.

spk_0 Yeah, yeah.

spk_0 With Florida being banged up all the way.

spk_0 With, with maybe, I'm sorry, but maybe Toronto, like kind of

spk_0 re-figuring themselves out in the post-mariner era.

spk_0 Like I could see them being like, I mean, maybe they slipped

spk_0 to four.

spk_0 I don't think they will, but maybe.

spk_0 Dude, they want to slip to four.

spk_0 Or they want to slip to like five.

spk_0 Yes, go across to the other side.

spk_0 I drew it for sentry.

spk_0 Yet me to the fucking met.

spk_0 Yeah, absolutely.

spk_0 Agreed.

spk_0 So I think that, I think it's plus 100 for a reason.

spk_0 But if you want to get juicy, you want to get a little slutty.

spk_0 Chase this.

spk_0 Plus 290.

spk_0 Those same two teams throwing the Canadians as well.

spk_0 A lot of Habs fans will say that they're better than Ottawa.

spk_0 I don't know if that's right.

spk_0 Okay, so the three.

spk_0 But their Habs fans listen right now being like, you think that's a lock?

spk_0 How about us and then?

spk_0 Yeah, there you go.

spk_0 How about you in there?

spk_0 So the three Atlantic Canadian teams all make playoffs.

spk_0 Plus 290.

spk_0 That's actually an awesome bet.

spk_0 It's a great bet.

spk_0 That's actually an awesome bet.

spk_0 It's a great bet.

spk_0 And I had them out.

spk_0 I had them out in my predictions.

spk_0 You had them.

spk_0 You had the Habs fifth.

spk_0 So you read on the edge.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I put the five two wild cards came from the Atlantic last year.

spk_0 And I'm not really scared of the Met Wild Card again.

spk_0 Something will happen.

spk_0 A Columbus, maybe it's them again, but there'll be some flair in there from the Met.

spk_0 But I actually think the Wild Card could go again.

spk_0 You want me to wait?

spk_0 No.

spk_0 Someone dropped their jersey.

spk_0 Nice.

spk_0 Nice finish.

spk_0 Keep going.

spk_0 Why are you so tall?

spk_0 I actually think the Wild Card two teams will be from the Atlantic again.

spk_0 I'm kind of on my Detroit train right now.

spk_0 But the Habs train has been Habs hype train is off the rails lately.

spk_0 So yeah, dude, plus two 90, that would actually be a really fun one too, because there would

spk_0 be so much chaos on those bubble teams.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 You'd be fighting each other.

spk_0 You know what I mean?

spk_0 I need you both.

spk_0 The one thing that sucks about that bet is if you hit it, yeah, if you hit it, but even

spk_0 if you make it, you're rooting against the Red Wings all year.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 So I can't make that bet.

spk_0 Yeah, but that's tasty.

spk_0 For some of you.

spk_0 No, because there's a good, I would say there's a good chance.

spk_0 Florida is interesting because of the injuries, but I was going to say there's a good chance

spk_0 that Toronto, Ottawa and Montreal finish 3, 4, 5 in the Atlantic.

spk_0 I don't know who's in or not, but or what order.

spk_0 But that would be a fun package deal.

spk_0 That's when we're talking, but you're always in it.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 That's actually pretty good yet.

spk_0 What else is tickling your fancy?

spk_0 I'm going to go, I'm going to give you another over under and this one is also minus

spk_0 one 15.

spk_0 This boy's.

spk_0 This one is so crazy that I'm actually worried about talking about it on the air because

spk_0 I believe it is a glitch and a misprint, if you will.

spk_0 And then now when I talk about it, not only are they going to fix it and no one will

spk_0 be able to bet on it, but also I might be compromised.

spk_0 Something might happen to me that they will go, you spoke about this on the air and you

spk_0 know, next thing I know someone's busting down the door in my place.

spk_0 I'm dragged off in handcuffs, read the co-host of the show.

spk_0 You guys never see me again.

spk_0 Interest.

spk_0 And everyone goes, what happened?

spk_0 They go, oh, dude, long story, long story, long story short odds.

spk_0 Minus one 15 over under regular season wins for Anthony Stolars.

spk_0 What do you guys think that number is?

spk_0 Stolars.

spk_0 We got the wall news.

spk_0 Give me 30, give me 32 and a half, right?

spk_0 Hey, it's got a center on 20.

spk_0 The over under wind total is 24.5.

spk_0 And just for the record, Joe wall last year, 27 regular season wins, Stole the goalie,

spk_0 21 regular season wins last year when he was the fucking backup and Joe wall is out indefinitely

spk_0 and even when he comes back, Stole is going to be the starter.

spk_0 And what are the odds on this?

spk_0 Minus one 15.

spk_0 Why are you doing some like preachy thing like that?

spk_0 A minus one 15 is not, they do minus one 15 for both.

spk_0 Like, it's like, but I'm saying like, that's not good.

spk_0 So minus one 15 is extremely close to even money.

spk_0 Anyone on earth would take a minus one 15 bet.

spk_0 That's a dream.

spk_0 And, but I'm saying for the way you're talking about it, you're being like, this is absolutely

spk_0 insane.

spk_0 I'm like, yeah, like they they're doing minus one 15 because they're like, yeah, he's

spk_0 going to beat that problem.

spk_0 Well, under is minus one 15.

spk_0 That's my point.

spk_0 They split these and the whole point of over under setting is they go, this should be

spk_0 exactly how many wins he should get.

spk_0 This should be very hard.

spk_0 And if I'm looking at him, I go, yeah, it should be 28 and a half, 29 and a half.

spk_0 And then they go 24.

spk_0 And I'm like, oh, why did you set the over under so preposterously low?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 It is a low over under because he's definitely getting over that.

spk_0 Because he's good.

spk_0 Like if red, red, they're starting goalie with the contract.

spk_0 Shut up.

spk_0 With the contract.

spk_0 Red is a good point.

spk_0 If they slip, actually, maybe you said that, but if they slip, then maybe both goalies

spk_0 won't be that high and wins.

spk_0 That's true.

spk_0 But I didn't say that.

spk_0 So give red the credit.

spk_0 But with that contract, I'm saying he is their starter now.

spk_0 He's the starter over wall now.

spk_0 That's what I, that's how I opened this.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 You have a starter whose backup has left the team.

spk_0 Like it's not even like you go and the backups really good.

spk_0 We're going to tandem.

spk_0 You have literally one goalie on a very good team.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 They just cut James Rimer today too.

spk_0 Did they?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 What a fun little experiment that was though.

spk_0 How would I cap them?

spk_0 It was nice to see him back.

spk_0 Good vibes.

spk_0 Yeah, I like it.

spk_0 But good, good news.

spk_0 Maybe it feels like wall will be back soon.

spk_0 You'd think you would hope.

spk_0 You would hope.

spk_0 But I love it.

spk_0 I don't know if you were right.

spk_0 That's an over that feels really solid.

spk_0 That's so gettable.

spk_0 Dude, he's like in Vesna.

spk_0 If you go, if you search Vesna odds,

spk_0 it's always him listed in like the top six names.

spk_0 Well, it's because of last year.

spk_0 Going into last year, he certainly was.

spk_0 At all.

spk_0 And then they played wall way more than solely last year

spk_0 until play.

spk_0

spk_0 Injuries.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Right.

spk_0 He could get hurt.

spk_0 But we don't talk about injuries on this.

spk_0 No, we do not.

spk_0 And that, dude.

spk_0 I would love, I'm not, I'm not going to do this right now,

spk_0 but I would love to look up the other top five Vesna odds.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 People and check their over underwind totals.

spk_0 I bet they're all like 31, 29.

spk_0 And then they're like, anyway,

spk_0 still like 24 and a half.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I'm like, dude, I'm rich.

spk_0 I am now rich.

spk_0 I'm going to bet on Sydney Crosby and Anthony Stolars

spk_0 and literally become rich.

spk_0 You know what I love about Cp?

spk_0 Whenever we talk about bets and he's like,

spk_0 I found this bad.

spk_0 It's going to win.

spk_0 And then he goes like, this, I'm rich.

spk_0 I'm getting you so much.

spk_0 He makes like $20 bettambus.

spk_0 So I'm like, oh, was that $16 awesome Cp?

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 You fucking loser.

spk_0 Dude, I am the highest the thrill.

spk_0 I mean, it's the thrill, Red.

spk_0 I am going to solve my problems when becoming,

spk_0 you're excited.

spk_0 You're rich and thrilled.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 You're not becoming rich, but you'll be,

spk_0 you'll be fired up, dude.

spk_0 But listen, but I, someone else can bet more

spk_0 and become actually rich.

spk_0 There's giving you the tools.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Giving you the tools to become rich.

spk_0

spk_0 Nothing makes me laugh harder than when you're in the mixer

spk_0 with a bunch of people who are betting.

spk_0 And they're like, fuck it.

spk_0 And they're like, let's go.

spk_0 And they're like, dude, that's fucking huge.

spk_0 I just won like nine grand and you're like, that's dude.

spk_0 I just won $27.

spk_0 Would you like me to buy you half a drink?

spk_0 You know what sucks, dude?

spk_0 The only time I actually do start betting like a mad man

spk_0 is with murals because he's also betting like a mad man.

spk_0 It's a sicko.

spk_0 And then we both get murdered.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And I'm like, you two are horrible.

spk_0 You two are Nick Cage and Charlie Sheen together.

spk_0 Dude, I, it's a horrible, horrible, horrible,

spk_0 horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible,

spk_0 on Sunday.

spk_0 I was telling him, here's the afternoon NFL slate.

spk_0 And I tell him everything that will happen.

spk_0 I go, the lines can't cover 10.

spk_0 This, this, this.

spk_0 And then he sends me back the screenshot

spk_0 and literally everything opposite happened.

spk_0 And he was like, dude, you have a gift.

spk_0 Like you, yeah.

spk_0 You see opposite.

spk_0 Yeah, like just fade, fade CP.

spk_0 Do this to be again next weekend.

spk_0 And then I'll get rich.

spk_0 So everything that is being said right now is just fucking

spk_0 so wrong.

spk_0 No, no, these are right.

spk_0 These are goals.

spk_0 NFL's wrong.

spk_0 These are gold.

spk_0 Yeah, NFL, I'm a fool.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 But these are gold.

spk_0 Are you ready to talk about goals?

spk_0 Yep.

spk_0 I got some goals thing.

spk_0 I'm talking about first.

spk_0 I want to talk about the rocket.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Future bet.

spk_0 I like value picks here.

spk_0 These ones are great because I'm going to give you some picks

spk_0 here that you can bet $10.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And it's a high high.

spk_0 You can bet $100 and we're winning big.

spk_0 But let me talk to you really quick.

spk_0 We, we said Austin Matthews.

spk_0 We see, we see a big goal scoring here from Austin Matthews.

spk_0 A lot of people talking shit about his drop off last year

spk_0 with some injury here and there.

spk_0 And then also the four nations performance

spk_0 and then the playoff performance.

spk_0 And now Mitch has gone.

spk_0 A lot of people being like, oh, Austin,

spk_0 and we think he's going to be like this.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Fuck you.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Goals.

spk_0 Fuck face.

spk_0 He is the odds favorite at plus 325.

spk_0 To win it.

spk_0 Yep.

spk_0 So right there plus 325.

spk_0 And I might actually just hammer that.

spk_0 Hammer that horse.

spk_0 But I did want to bring up a few that stuck out to me.

spk_0 Number one.

spk_0 Croak.

spk_0 Freeze off to him.

spk_0 Yeah, yeah.

spk_0 Yep.

spk_0 We've said he could do it.

spk_0 Finally got his big deal.

spk_0 He owns the Mall of America.

spk_0 He's best friends with Justin Jefferson.

spk_0 This dude needs to put out a fuck you season.

spk_0 He was on pace for 50 goals last year.

spk_0 He's been sniffing around it.

spk_0 Leon Drys, I don't want the rocket last year with 52.

spk_0 Yep.

spk_0 I could see Crill popping the fuck off.

spk_0 Plus 550.

spk_0 That's juicy.

spk_0 Plus 550.

spk_0 That's good.

spk_0 But let me talk to you about a certain man.

spk_0 Certain man who last year finished seventh in score

spk_0 in goal 41.

spk_0 Only 11 goals back from the leader.

spk_0 Leon Drys, I don't.

spk_0 41 goals last year.

spk_0 Perennial elite goal score.

spk_0

spk_0 In a contract year.

spk_0 Last year of his deal.

spk_0 Maybe he extends soon.

spk_0 Maybe not.

spk_0 But I won.

spk_0 Kyle Conner.

spk_0 Oh, dude.

spk_0 I didn't know you were going.

spk_0 Would you like to know Kyle Conner's odds to win the rocket?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Can you give me, actually, I'll be looking at the first.

spk_0 Let me see this.

spk_0 With something like the rocket, I always stay away from guys

spk_0 who are on teams that probably aren't going to make the playoffs.

spk_0 Yeah, like Page Thompson plus 2000.

spk_0 David Postranak is plus 1300.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Those looked like great value.

spk_0 But I'm like, you can only score so many goals when you're on a team

spk_0 that's not going to make the playoffs.

spk_0 So look at good teams.

spk_0 Like Leon wins last year.

spk_0 They went to the cop.

spk_0 Kyle, dude, 29 brightness prime, dude.

spk_0 Right in his prime.

spk_0 Contract year.

spk_0 50 goal per hit.

spk_0 He should be 50 goal score.

spk_0 I've said that many times.

spk_0 He will be 50 goal score.

spk_0 And 50 goals can do it.

spk_0 50 goals can do it.

spk_0 Sure can.

spk_0 Not this year.

spk_0 Because Austin's going to score 70.

spk_0 But maybe 50 goals do it.

spk_0 Kyle Conner, I bet he's, Page is what 2000.

spk_0 You said, Page is plus 2000.

spk_0 So I bet Kyle Conner is plus 3000.

spk_0 Plus 6600.

spk_0 You want to talk about value?

spk_0 Are you shitting me?

spk_0 Plus 6600 Kyle Conner to win the rocket.

spk_0 Team's going to be in the top three of that division.

spk_0 He is the number one goal scorer on that team.

spk_0 And he's going to be, he's going to be,

spk_0 maybe he's going to have some Olympic juices.

spk_0 Olympic juices pumping through his veins.

spk_0 My boy got health bombed in foreignations.

spk_0 You think he's not a little motivated to be like,

spk_0 are you fucking kidding me?

spk_0 He would watch what I could do.

spk_0 Health bombed 55 goals, 60 tucks.

spk_0 Health bombed 60.

spk_0 I'm saying that's what he wants today.

spk_0 Health bombed 55 goals, see how that feels.

spk_0 He went 47, 47 tucks.

spk_0 Dude, look at that season.

spk_0 25 years old, 79 games, 47 goals, 46 assists, 93 points.

spk_0 I just absolutely love the value in those picks.

spk_0 That is an incredible, incredible.

spk_0 God, last year too, 41 and 56 with 97.

spk_0 This kid is gross.

spk_0 Gross.

spk_0 What's my David at?

spk_0 David to win Rocket.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Dan.

spk_0 Let me see, there's absolutely no way he will.

spk_0 All right.

spk_0 There's some clip this off.

spk_0 He's never said he's going to shoot more.

spk_0 Oh, okay, that's dead.

spk_0 That's him.

spk_0 The car wants to do so.

spk_0 Plus 1800.

spk_0 What he wants to do is help.

spk_0 He just says shit.

spk_0 I mean, he's won it.

spk_0 He won it.

spk_0 64, by the way, I forgot to get that high.

spk_0 Jesus.

spk_0 Yeah, that was the year I was like,

spk_0 oh, he'll just do whatever he wants.

spk_0 60 goals from now on.

spk_0 He might be in the next two years of fuck you

spk_0 doing a raw aunt malt.

spk_0 So true.

spk_0 Dude, it is hilarious that he scored 64.

spk_0 And then the next year, 100.

spk_0 I'm on badminton gym right now.

spk_0 It goes plus 20 goals, 20 more goals, 30 more goals,

spk_0 the 50 more goals.

spk_0 And I'm like, where plus 40?

spk_0 Where's the plus?

spk_0 Where's the 40 plus?

spk_0 I got a 40 in there.

spk_0 I'm like taking two right now.

spk_0 Here's a 40 that I had.

spk_0 I'm going to put in big money on this.

spk_0 And this one paid me last year.

spk_0 I hit this last year.

spk_0 I had a couple different 40s last year.

spk_0 I hit juice to go 40.

spk_0 He hit like 35 or something.

spk_0 I might hit that again, but this one I hit plus 40.

spk_0 You need to stop saying hit.

spk_0 You bet this and you didn't win.

spk_0 So no, this one I hit.

spk_0 You just said he scored 37.

spk_0 I said juice I lost and then this one I got you.

spk_0 I got you, which I did.

spk_0 I hit this last year.

spk_0 I will hit it again.

spk_0 A one Jake Gensel, ladies and gentlemen,

spk_0 two time 40 goals score coming into last year.

spk_0 Last year, listen to this shit, dude.

spk_0 Listen to this shit.

spk_0 80 games, 41 goals, 39 assists, 80 points.

spk_0 That is gorgeous, dude.

spk_0 Gorgeous.

spk_0 My concern, my two concerns for Gensel.

spk_0 Brain points scores a shit load of goals.

spk_0 And that's a lot of goals that have to get scored on that line

spk_0 because he's on the best first line in hockey.

spk_0 Also, he had 17 power play goals last year to leave the league.

spk_0 And you know, I need to do that again.

spk_0 But the good news is to counter both those points,

spk_0 you play with Kucherov.

spk_0 So literally go anyway.

spk_0 Go into the offensive zone, put your stick down.

spk_0 Kuch puck appears on stick, hit puck into goal,

spk_0 get credit for goal, do that 40 times.

spk_0 I am now rich.

spk_0 It's a pretty simple recipe.

spk_0 Boom.

spk_0 Gensel, let me give you these odds.

spk_0 30 simple.

spk_0 Because I was actually pumped.

spk_0 Plus 320 for every score of 40 goals.

spk_0 After a 41 burger last year.

spk_0 I mean, that's good.

spk_0 That's great odds for me.

spk_0 I thought that would be way tighter.

spk_0 I was going through the 40s.

spk_0 I'll read you some of these because I have it up right here, Dan.

spk_0 Nate Dog plus 200, Kyle Connor plus 200.

spk_0 McDavid plus 145.

spk_0 Kucherov plus 320 and he scores less.

spk_0 You know, so like that's why I'm like Jake is also plus 320.

spk_0 Like he's going to score 40 goals.

spk_0 I think so too.

spk_0 Is the best first line in hockey?

spk_0 Jake's a good set up man, but there's no better set up man than Kuch.

spk_0 So yeah, somebody's like somebody do it.

spk_0 And he will and he did it last year, did it last year, did it last year.

spk_0 Him and Hagle end point.

spk_0 They're going to be firing to.

spk_0 They're going to be so good this year.

spk_0 Always.

spk_0 So I just feel like that is a, that's when I am, I'm happy.

spk_0 I'm happy to track all you in the 40 goal range.

spk_0 You got to get me the odds because my apps not working.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 There is an obvious bet that we're making here on the network.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 I tweeted every single goal he scored last year.

spk_0 He's going to do it.

spk_0 Yes, dude.

spk_0 37 talks last year.

spk_0 Obviously 40 is coming.

spk_0 The team's only better.

spk_0 Gold coffee field.

spk_0 How many get last year?

spk_0 37.

spk_0 Gold coffee field.

spk_0 We'll get 40 this year.

spk_0 I think the odds were like plus 440 or something.

spk_0 Vers only 40 goal scored and never scored 30 cross that off the list.

spk_0 Check.

spk_0 Bang.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 So now we got to get him to, we got to get him to 40.

spk_0 And I actually like his chances, especially like we've been talking about if the Habs

spk_0 hype train is correct.

spk_0 Oh, he's getting.

spk_0 If the hype boys, this is a, this is a team empty netters bet every all the whole network.

spk_0 All of the fans were all getting in on this bet.

spk_0 We are smashing because this is something that we're all going to root for together.

spk_0 Senator's fans, you're doing it too.

spk_0 We're going to do this today because you're going to profit when he does it.

spk_0 We are all hammering this bet.

spk_0 Gold coffee old 40 goals.

spk_0 It's not coming up.

spk_0 Is it?

spk_0 No, it's off on my app too.

spk_0 I had a screenshot from the other day.

spk_0 We got to figure out what those odds are.

spk_0 I think, I think maybe we're on to something.

spk_0 We've got that we were given away too many winners in the 40 goal categories.

spk_0 And now it's been taken down.

spk_0 It's being frozen.

spk_0 The assets are being frozen.

spk_0 They see it.

spk_0 God, dude, you guys better act quickly.

spk_0 But I'm telling you, we looked earlier.

spk_0 The odds there are fantastic.

spk_0 There's a few.

spk_0 I think it was plus 440.

spk_0 It might be plus 400.

spk_0 Let's call it plus 400.

spk_0 If it's 440, it's even better.

spk_0 Even better.

spk_0 Plus 400 coal coffield 40 goals.

spk_0 We're getting it.

spk_0 Look at all those four.

spk_0 We've got to ride that as a team too.

spk_0 That's a team.

spk_0 That's a network bet.

spk_0 It's a network bet.

spk_0 We're doing it.

spk_0 Netters fans.

spk_0 Coal coffield 40 goals plus 400.

spk_0 Put whatever you feel comfortable.

spk_0 I think it's a 10 bucks.

spk_0 I have a bet too.

spk_0 I'm going to dabble all the way up into the 50s.

spk_0 And you had said this about art Ross.

spk_0 I'm actually kind of surprised what I'm about to say.

spk_0 Well, I guess it makes sense.

spk_0 Croca-Prees off.

spk_0 I forget what the art Ross was.

spk_0 You said maybe plus 320.

spk_0 To score 50, Carilla's plus 300.

spk_0 And for context, Matthew's plus 140,

spk_0 dry side was plus 150.

spk_0 Carilla-Prees off, dude.

spk_0 His first year, 27 goals in 55 games.

spk_0 Then 47 and 81, 40 in 67, 46 in 75.

spk_0 And last year, 25 and 41, which is a dead, dead on 50 pace.

spk_0

spk_0 There are, in my opinion, there are only two ways

spk_0 this Carilla season goes.

spk_0 One, he goes, I am fucking nasty.

spk_0 I'm your guy.

spk_0 You paid me.

spk_0 I will now reward you with one of the most dominant seasons

spk_0 you've ever seen from Minnesota Wild Place.

spk_0 I might be the best Minnesota Wild Player to ever live.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 I will score 58 goals this year.

spk_0 I will win the art Ross.

spk_0 I will pay Chris his money.

spk_0 Great bet.

spk_0 Thank you so much.

spk_0 70 dollars.

spk_0 And we are going to play us.

spk_0 The other avenue is he goes like this.

spk_0 Thanks for the money.

spk_0 I'm good.

spk_0 No, I don't need to do any.

spk_0 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

spk_0 And he will score 35 goals, which is a great season,

spk_0 but he will completely cash it in.

spk_0 And that's happening.

spk_0 Eat too many cookies and too much fried dough

spk_0 at the state.

spk_0 Stroganoff.

spk_0 Too much stroganoff.

spk_0 He fucking loses a step.

spk_0 And we're done here.

spk_0 And I'm dead.

spk_0 But I don't believe that, Dan,

spk_0 because we gave him all of America.

spk_0 We gave him the crumbling, we gave him Putin,

spk_0 and we gave him Justin Jefferson,

spk_0 and we gave him everything he's ever wanted.

spk_0 So certainly you can give me 50 goals,

spk_0 which he was on pace for.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 And that's plus 300.

spk_0 You don't think Cril can get 50?

spk_0 It's you got to hit these.

spk_0 You got to see it.

spk_0 You got to listen to me.

spk_0 You got to see it.

spk_0 You can't just be going to guys that have scored 40

spk_0 a million times and they go,

spk_0 I bet they score 40 again.

spk_0 That's when you lose.

spk_0 That's when you lose futures.

spk_0 But if you see it, if you look at the numbers,

spk_0 and they start moving around,

spk_0 they start moving back door,

spk_0 they're doing circles, they're doing circles,

spk_0 they go on blue line, blue line and back, blue line and back.

spk_0 Boom.

spk_0 Now that 47 turns into 50 and then bang, plus 300.

spk_0 And everyone goes, how could you, how'd you do that?

spk_0 How did you do that?

spk_0 And I go, I can see, look through the numbers.

spk_0 Look through them.

spk_0 I love that.

spk_0 Cril, 50.

spk_0 I love that.

spk_0 I feel great about that one.

spk_0 I want to talk playoffs.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 I got a couple teams that I really like here.

spk_0 Yep.

spk_0 We're going points, teams in the playoffs.

spk_0 This is kind of my last one that I'm interested in.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Two teams exact same number.

spk_0 And I believe exact same odds.

spk_0 Let me see.

spk_0 No.

spk_0 We got the over under 84 and a half points.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Anaheim ducks.

spk_0 Yep.

spk_0 Detroit Red Wings.

spk_0 Anaheim ducks minus 105 for the over.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Detroit minus 1.

spk_0 125 for the over.

spk_0 Detroit last year had 86 points.

spk_0 Ducks had 80 points.

spk_0 So Detroit already hit it last year.

spk_0 And the year before that, Detroit 91 points.

spk_0 And we got a better goalie.

spk_0 But it keeps, dude.

spk_0 We did the youth movement.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 We talked about that.

spk_0 We've got Emmett Finney.

spk_0 We've got MBN.

spk_0 And we got my boy, Pellie, Axel Sandeed, Pellica,

spk_0 making the opening day roster.

spk_0 All good brands and put on waivers.

spk_0 Like the youth, this eyes are playing is here.

spk_0 That's right.

spk_0 I think we're not hitting that.

spk_0 And we don't need to talk more about the ducks.

spk_0 We've been talking about the ducks all day.

spk_0 I think both these teams over 84 and a half for sure.

spk_0 I, the wings want it.

spk_0 I also circled the wings.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And I picked them to make plans and I'm so, I'm so high on it.

spk_0 The wings had it the last two years.

spk_0 They're better.

spk_0 I'm saying better.

spk_0 How could you not?

spk_0 If you were the way you could miss playoff still.

spk_0 And hit against the future, dude.

spk_0 What?

spk_0 I'm sorry, the youth.

spk_0 Is our future.

spk_0 Fear change?

spk_0 The children are our future.

spk_0 Literal.

spk_0 Children are our future.

spk_0 The children are on the red wings.

spk_0 The red wings are our future.

spk_0 The future, Dan, 1984.

spk_0 84 and a half.

spk_0 Oh my God.

spk_0 Dan, hammer, the over.

spk_0 Hammer, the over, hammer.

spk_0 Ducks, ducks have kids.

spk_0 Kids are children.

spk_0 Children are future.

spk_0 It's just an absolute no-brainer.

spk_0 These two teams are filled with children who are our future.

spk_0 It's absolutely right.

spk_0 The future is 1994 and beyond.

spk_0 We are going over 84 and a half points for both of those teams.

spk_0 And those are to be completely frank with you.

spk_0 Those are slam ducks.

spk_0 Slam ducks.

spk_0 Those are slam fucking.

spk_0 I'm talking Shaquille O'Neill touching the top of your back

spk_0 with the basketball, slam it down over the top

spk_0 and ripping the fucking.

spk_0 Ripping the hoop off the backboard, shattering glass.

spk_0 Shattered glass.

spk_0 I love everybody I just made.

spk_0 I have one more that I want to do with you guys.

spk_0 This one isn't a long-term future.

spk_0 These futures are so fun because we're playing all season.

spk_0 This is a short-term future,

spk_0 but still a future and it's awesome.

spk_0 Okay, Alexander Ovechkin has 897 goals.

spk_0 So there's a bet on Bet, MGM that is,

spk_0 who is he going to score his 900th goal against?

spk_0 Oh, fun, okay, okay.

spk_0 Here's their schedule.

spk_0 All right.

spk_0 Home versus the Bruins.

spk_0 At the Islanders.

spk_0 At the Rangers.

spk_0 Home versus the Lightning.

spk_0 Home versus the Wild.

spk_0 Home versus the Conucks.

spk_0 Home versus the Kraken.

spk_0 And then they go on the road to the Blue Jackets,

spk_0 but it's gonna get done before that on one of those home

spk_0 cents.

spk_0 That was seven games.

spk_0 He's got score three goals.

spk_0 Who do you guys think he scores 900 against?

spk_0 The Islanders.

spk_0 Game two against Serokin again.

spk_0 It's Serokin gives up the record breaker.

spk_0 For the first goal ever, he gives up the record breaker.

spk_0 First goal he ever give up to Ovee.

spk_0 And then you're saying he gets pumped for 900 also.

spk_0 That would be a dagger.

spk_0 Game five.

spk_0 Okay, Red wants Game five, which would be home

spk_0 versus the Minnesota Wild.

spk_0 Red, you're looking at plus 600.

spk_0 That's the second best odds.

spk_0 Give me, give me that.

spk_0 Game five, yeah.

spk_0 And then Dan, you're saying at Islanders plus 900.

spk_0 I just think, I think Ovee's gonna come out hot

spk_0 for some reason.

spk_0 I think he's just, I actually really don't.

spk_0 What's your way in and at coming out to Game five?

spk_0 I was saying to Dan in the day, Red,

spk_0 that Ovee's the old school enough that he treats

spk_0 preseason and training camp like it used to be,

spk_0 which was, let's get back in shape for the season.

spk_0 We're at guys now show up in season like

spk_0 in the best physical games of their life.

spk_0 Ovee shows up like, wait, aren't we running and shit

spk_0 to get in shape for season?

spk_0 They're like, top dammit.

spk_0 I think he's going to start hot for like,

spk_0 literally a few games.

spk_0 Then he's going to score two in the home opener,

spk_0 or the season opener against Boston.

spk_0 I think he gets one against Boston.

spk_0 I think he doesn't score against Serokin

spk_0 because Serokin is like, absolutely not.

spk_0 But this is what you guys missed.

spk_0 See, unfortunately, you two weren't seeing clearly

spk_0 and I was, oh my God, here we go.

spk_0 Game three at Rangers.

spk_0 He breaks it there because it's MSG, which is cool,

spk_0 but also he wants to party in New York City

spk_0 when he hits this milestone.

spk_0 He gets the same thing with the island.

spk_0 No, you're on Long Island, Dan.

spk_0 Oh, fuck you.

spk_0 You're on Long Island.

spk_0 He gets on the L.I.R.

spk_0 No, he keeps, Dan, he's in MSG

spk_0 and he showers up, he walks right out

spk_0 and has the night of his fucking life.

spk_0 First person in NHL history to score 900 fucking goals.

spk_0 He's partying in the big apple.

spk_0 He gets one against Boston, misses against Serokin,

spk_0 two, two against the Rangers.

spk_0 Give me the odds on that.

spk_0 That is, oh, also plus 900.

spk_0 So I mean, I'm printing here.

spk_0 I'm printing, dude.

spk_0 Fuck.

spk_0 And the favorite is game four, lightning.

spk_0 I'm surprised they think it's gonna happen that fast.

spk_0 That is shocking.

spk_0 But game four, Kraken, he's gonna come out

spk_0 and tell him to do it.

spk_0 I'm telling you dude, he wants to party.

spk_0 Yeah, OV makes decisions based on where he wants to party.

spk_0 There are, when there are milestones,

spk_0 OV runs at them like a gazelle.

spk_0

spk_0 900 is a milestone, so he's gonna get it quick.

spk_0 Yeah, game three.

spk_0 What happens after he hits 900?

spk_0 Yeah, exactly.

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spk_0 And everyone's gonna go, what happened?

spk_0 You're gonna go, you party this fucking face off

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spk_0 Back and we had some fun at a wedding this weekend

spk_0 and something very special happened.

spk_0 Before we get into that, I do want to give a quick shout out

spk_0 longtime listeners, even longer time friends.

spk_0 Emma and Max, unbelievable wedding.

spk_0 We were up in Kenny Bunk.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 Beautiful place.

spk_0 When, when, why, he keeps saying it wrong.

spk_0 When to be.

spk_0 When to be landing.

spk_0 Beautiful place.

spk_0 Dude, phenomenal food.

spk_0 Everything, rustic house setting.

spk_0 I guess they had a shellfish, Rob Arr, just, yep,

spk_0 oysters, shrimp, galore.

spk_0 God, it was a fucking dream.

spk_0 That was amazing.

spk_0 It's fantastic.

spk_0 And the Lobs Lobsters.

spk_0 Past app, many lobs were.

spk_0 Yeah, they were little burgers, which was interesting.

spk_0 Little salted, little lightly salted bun.

spk_0 I actually loved it.

spk_0 I loved it.

spk_0 The one thing that before we get into the fun empty

spk_0 and interesting that happened at said wedding.

spk_0 I need to give a shout out.

spk_0 Emma and Max, we've been to a lot of weddings this year.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And this is not a knock on any.

spk_0 We're about to offend somebody now.

spk_0 Any people at any of these other weddings.

spk_0 I have not seen a bride and groom have as much fun at their own wedding, like this in

spk_0 a long time.

spk_0 I mean, I'm talking, I was blown away at these two.

spk_0 They were fucking ripping.

spk_0 They were throwing down.

spk_0 And they were throwing ass.

spk_0 They were throwing ass.

spk_0 They were on the dance floor throwing ass.

spk_0 And the dance floor did not sleep.

spk_0 The after party did not sleep.

spk_0 There was, and I heard, I heard they went till 3.30 AM.

spk_0 Stop.

spk_0 Yeah, at the after party.

spk_0 And they, it was inspiring and it was contagious because it was very gay.

spk_0 They had friend groups that we don't know that well, but we were showing up.

spk_0 And then next thing I know, dude, I'm jumping.

spk_0 I'm fist pumping.

spk_0 I'm sweating.

spk_0 My shirt stuck to me.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 But it was, I couldn't help it.

spk_0 It was like, you know, in the scene in the, in the mask when they try to arrest him,

spk_0 yeah, the Central Park, the cops are dancing.

spk_0 And the cops are dancing.

spk_0 That was happened.

spk_0 That's what was happening to me at their wedding.

spk_0 I feel as though too often at weddings, the bride and groom will be like,

spk_0 oh, you know, I don't want to drink that much.

spk_0 I don't want to get too into it because I want to be taking mental pictures.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I want to really absorb what are you talking about?

spk_0 No, it's your wedding.

spk_0 Send it.

spk_0 Have a rip.

spk_0 Go fucking nuts.

spk_0 Pull a hammy out there.

spk_0 And these two did exactly that.

spk_0 Emma was, I mean, truly man, she is, she is the queen of brides that I've seen in a while.

spk_0 She was fucking going to town at her wedding.

spk_0 It was, let's go.

spk_0 Let's go.

spk_0 And I don't even know, I'm not even knocking this practice because I think it's logistically

spk_0 an extent of sense, but she didn't even do the change out of wedding dress into

spk_0 not she ripped it in the dress.

spk_0 She put on sneaks.

spk_0 Six sneaks.

spk_0 Yeah, but she ripped it in the dress.

spk_0 Crossing, dude, dosing in the wedding dress.

spk_0 And I was like, yes.

spk_0 Well, let's talk about what Max did.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 So Max did something so epic.

spk_0 We get to the venue and we do the ceremony and it's beautiful.

spk_0 And then we're in the cocktail hour.

spk_0 And Dan and I are posted by the rob bar, obviously.

spk_0 And then Max comes up to us and he's like, hey, boys, I had something delivered to the

spk_0 wedding venue.

spk_0 And he says, I want you to sign it.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I was like, what could this possibly?

spk_0 I thought it was a stick.

spk_0 Oh, something like that.

spk_0 Dude, what does he pull out?

spk_0 He pulls out a copy of a novel written by one Helena hunting.

spk_0 Pink.

spk_0 And Dan, it was also like, yeah, the pay, I don't know how to describe this, but the

spk_0 pages, if you're looking at it, there was a bindings artwork along the page.

spk_0 Yeah, you could get, oh my God.

spk_0 A copy of that.

spk_0 Copy of Puck, the hockey smut book that C.P. has been reading on this podcast.

spk_0 Max brought to the wedding and had us fucking sign.

spk_0 Right?

spk_0 Right a little message.

spk_0 Sign it.

spk_0 I'm going to have for the people watching on YouTube, I'm going to have Baker and Red put

spk_0 in the pictures of us with Max signed copy.

spk_0 Unbelievable gesture.

spk_0 And I'm now quite sure that this is going to get back to Helena hunting at some point.

spk_0 The fact is, we are reviewing her book.

spk_0 I'm going through the Pucked saga, the Pucked Universe.

spk_0 We're signing copy.

spk_0 There's a signed copy of her book out there by us.

spk_0 Correct.

spk_0 She is going to hear about this.

spk_0 Absolutely.

spk_0 I just looked up her Twitter.

spk_0 She's got a new book called When Sparks Fly Apparently.

spk_0 But my favorite is her biose is New York Times in USA Today bestselling author, lover of

spk_0 hockey happily ever after's and popcorn.

spk_0 Might as well throw in anal sex.

spk_0 Deep throat and titty fucking in there.

spk_0 Helena, back shots.

spk_0 You, you, you purver.

spk_0 I listen, you know what's fucked though, Dad?

spk_0 I say those three things again.

spk_0 Hockey.

spk_0 Happy, happily ever after's and popcorn.

spk_0 I really like those things.

spk_0 I think like I'm like, oh, you know what, dude, those, be in Helena might be good pals.

spk_0 I'm sure you would be.

spk_0 The two of you.

spk_0 The two of you sick.

spk_0 Those are three things that I like very much.

spk_0 You two absolute purverts.

spk_0 Thank you, Helena.

spk_0 Thank you for your service.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 So we got some epic pictures of Pucked, unbelievable wedding, congrats again.

spk_0 Thanks for having us.

spk_0 Wouldn't have done anything differently.

spk_0 Perfect weekend.

spk_0

spk_0 Perfect weekend.

spk_0 Dan, we left that to get back because Alice is here.

spk_0 Alice is here.

spk_0 We are, we're in LA, which is fantastic.

spk_0 Yep.

spk_0 A lot of back and forth in New York LA these days.

spk_0 Yep.

spk_0 We're in LA.

spk_0 Two homes.

spk_0 Family with two homes.

spk_0 Two home family.

spk_0 What do you got planned?

spk_0 Nothing.

spk_0 Well, we're doing a weekend, a birthday weekend stuff.

spk_0 A little birthday celebration.

spk_0

spk_0 You'll be there, Red.

spk_0 Well, I ever, Red's gonna drink.

spk_0 Yeah, you're gonna drink the drink and start.

spk_0 I don't know.

spk_0 I gave L.T. y'all I had at the end last month.

spk_0 I just think it would be shocking if you look Alice in her eyes and say that on her 30th

spk_0 birthday, you're not gonna drink for her.

spk_0 You've got to be here in front of her face and I've got to waste it.

spk_0 That's it.

spk_0 Yeah, I got him, dude.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Red's a good man.

spk_0 It's easy to get a good man.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 So we got a birthday Saturday.

spk_0 Yeah, yeah.

spk_0 Birthday Saturday.

spk_0 That's it.

spk_0 No weeknight hangs.

spk_0 I'm a veil.

spk_0 If you think that I would like to spend weeknights with you, what is you, you have a sickness

spk_0 deeper than I thought you possessed.

spk_0 You me.

spk_0 We, dude, and I see you.

spk_0 We'll do a you me and do pre-situation.

spk_0 I see.

spk_0 That's exactly what they do.

spk_0 They don't like that guy.

spk_0 Shit.

spk_0 What that guy there?

spk_0 Did they?

spk_0 No.

spk_0 No, they did.

spk_0 And he didn't get the hint.

spk_0 No, we had a grip.

spk_0 But hey, when they all looked back, they had a great time.

spk_0 I see it.

spk_0 Even they all looked back, they had a great time.

spk_0 Chris Powers.

spk_0 I see entirely too much of you.

spk_0 And if you think I, myself and Alice would like to spend more time with you, I promise

spk_0 you would.

spk_0 You know what?

spk_0

spk_0 You have her information.

spk_0 I'll shoot her message and then hey, if I make plans, if I make some weeknight plans, what

spk_0 are you going to do with her?

spk_0 Do you think?

spk_0 No, no, I'm going to say, hey, Alice, you, me and Dan, we're going to go do this.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 And then she'll come back to me and go, hey, Chris reached out and I'll go, oh yeah,

spk_0 I have, I can't.

spk_0 Who?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Who was that?

spk_0 I'm going to go, I actually have a previous engagement.

spk_0 Sorry.

spk_0 And then she'll go, okay, I'll go then.

spk_0 I know.

spk_0 Unfortunately engagement.

spk_0 There's, there's, there's an unfortunate amount of work things events this week that you

spk_0 have to do that we get to do that you will be at.

spk_0 So you are.

spk_0 I'm a veil.

spk_0 I'll tell you what, dude, if you step, I'm a veil next week too.

spk_0 If you step foot near my home, I'm going to be up in there.

spk_0 I will have security come and score at you.

spk_0 I know.

spk_0 I live in a bougie place now.

spk_0 Yeah, but they know me.

spk_0 Yeah, but they know me better.

spk_0 Well, I don't know.

spk_0 Oh yeah, this guy, Chris, he seems pretty cool.

spk_0 I'll go, he's not, you know what, dude?

spk_0 He's not.

spk_0 Get him out of here.

spk_0 Throw rocks from my balcony.

spk_0 Yeah, I'll do that.

spk_0 That's what's going to happen.

spk_0 I'm going to go to Reds.

spk_0 I'm going to get the binoculars out.

spk_0 All of a sudden, like a suction cup dart is going to stick to my window.

spk_0 Just for the fucking little note attached to it.

spk_0 I would, I would home alone you.

spk_0 I would literally home alone you.

spk_0 If you started zip lining across Lincoln Boulevard, I would step out with my garden

spk_0 shares, which I have.

spk_0 Yeah, look at you.

spk_0 I'm going to go, sorry, dude.

spk_0 And then I rope swing in, crash through the front door, see the security guide.

spk_0 I'm like, you know how rope swing works?

spk_0 If I cut it from my end, you swing the other way.

spk_0 I swing into Reds.

spk_0 But I loop, I swing over Reds railing.

spk_0 Swings me all the way back around.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I go flying through the air, crash through yours.

spk_0 And I wasn't going to break anything before.

spk_0 Now security swarms you because now you have property damage on your own.

spk_0 But you're like this before you were just going to get it squirted out.

spk_0 And then he's like, now like, look, and you're like, I go, I'm defending

spk_0 myself.

spk_0 And they go, you're absolutely right.

spk_0 This man's dangerous.

spk_0 You're arrested now.

spk_0 But before you were just going to be peacefully escorted out, now you're arrested.

spk_0 Now I go to jail, piding my time, writing letters out.

spk_0 You say piding your time?

spk_0 Yeah, I was going to say something else and I went changed to biting.

spk_0 Yeah, I was too late.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Now you're, I must say, playing.

spk_0 Now you're making, you're biting your time while making pies in prison.

spk_0 Making pies.

spk_0 You've gone full padding to writing letters out.

spk_0 Now you have a bunch of convicts on your side.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Because you've won them over with your pies.

spk_0 What pie would you make?

spk_0 Cheesecake.

spk_0 Does that count as a pie?

spk_0 No, it's literally a cake in the name.

spk_0 Yeah, but it's not a cake.

spk_0 Everybody knows that.

spk_0 It's literally a cake.

spk_0 Well, it's not a cake.

spk_0 Well, it's not a pie.

spk_0 I don't know when you're bringing pies.

spk_0 Like, I think it's a pie.

spk_0 Let's start again, idiot.

spk_0 You have any pie on earth that has pie in the name to choose from.

spk_0 What pies are you winning over a bunch of convicts in Los Angeles with?

spk_0 Pumpkin.

spk_0 Rubarb.

spk_0 Are you two fucking crazy?

spk_0 I don't even know who Rubarb is.

spk_0 Just take the, a couple of the, yeah.

spk_0 You have at least the season on your side.

spk_0 Like it's October.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Pumpkin.

spk_0 What is this guy?

spk_0 Rubarb was bat shit insane.

spk_0 To bear.

spk_0 But it's, but it's, if you are imprisoned, if you're imprisoned in October and then you go

spk_0 to prison, I would expect several weeks have to go by before you really start making

spk_0 your plan.

spk_0 You get the lay of the land and then you start piting your time.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Making pumpkin pies would actually play.

spk_0 I think so too.

spk_0 Maybe like this guy's bringing Thanksgiving to us.

spk_0 We're now on his team.

spk_0 Next thing you know, they storm my apartment building like you stormed the Capitol on

spk_0 the 6th of January.

spk_0 You're habitual now.

spk_0 So then I'm in, then we get to hang out.

spk_0 That's how this ends, right?

spk_0 Like after they have infiltrated your building, I get to go like this, let's go to the movies

spk_0 and you go like this, okay.

spk_0 I'm just a hostage at this point.

spk_0 I'm like, I can't fight this anymore.

spk_0 We just get to go hang out.

spk_0 Yeah, yeah.

spk_0 That's all literally all I'm asking Chris covered in blood and glass.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 All right.

spk_0 Now it's hanging out.

spk_0 I had to do a stint.

spk_0 I had to do a six month stint to get a Tuesday movie.

spk_0 Well, we're going to be hanging out and it might be against my will at my not, but in the

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spk_0 But before that, we have a beer league hotline follow up.

spk_0 One of our favorite things.

spk_0 I think it was a few episodes ago.

spk_0 We had the twin dilemma.

spk_0 We had a draft in beer league.

spk_0 One twin who runs the team provided sponsorship for the team.

spk_0 Couldn't be there to do the draft.

spk_0 So we had his identical twin brother do it.

spk_0 His identical twin brother did not select him where he normally was supposed to go.

spk_0 And then he got scooped by another team.

spk_0 There's a whole thing.

spk_0 And then his wife hit us up.

spk_0 Yep.

spk_0 And as you said, I love a follow up because we don't often hear from every side of parties

spk_0 and everything.

spk_0 And we had some tough takes on, you know, you don't really know what's going on.

spk_0 Yep.

spk_0 So we're not going to name her name.

spk_0 But for context, we had named the twin brother who started the team and couldn't make

spk_0 the draft dug.

spk_0 And Larry is his dog's twin brother who drafted that night and didn't take Doug.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 So Larry is on trial here.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Well, we get, yeah, we, yeah, Doug submitted it.

spk_0 He was like, did my brother do me dirty, you know?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 So then we get a follow up from Doug's life.

spk_0 So it says twin drama from the beer league hotline clarification.

spk_0 One, Larry plays and has played with Doug for seven years on the same teams and the

spk_0 11 years in the same leagues.

spk_0 So we had, we had wondered if Larry was new to this or if he was just filling it.

spk_0 This doesn't always play with Doug.

spk_0 They don't, they're on different teams all the time.

spk_0 That's wrong.

spk_0 Larry and Doug have been playing on the same team for a, for a long time and the implication,

spk_0 the implication is that Doug has been drafting in this all time because their league is a,

spk_0 is a draft.

spk_0 So if that, if they're on the same team, that means Doug is over and over and over and over

spk_0 and over drafting Larry.

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 Correct.

spk_0 Number two, Doug was off out of town earning his family extra money.

spk_0 So, dude, my favorite, my favorite part about this part of the message from Larry's wife,

spk_0 or excuse me, Doug's wife.

spk_0 This is the first time we can hear some stang.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 It's like she, she's a rider, die big.

spk_0 He is in Doug's corner.

spk_0 She is like, this man is out here making us more money for our family.

spk_0 Yep.

spk_0 And, and then Larry does this.

spk_0 Like this is where you can start to feel some attitude.

spk_0 Bro.

spk_0 And I love that.

spk_0 And, and we, we were like, welcome, Doug missed the draft.

spk_0 Well, this is his fault.

spk_0 He missed the draft.

spk_0 I'm sorry.

spk_0 He was earning that bread.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 To take care of his family.

spk_0 To put food on the table.

spk_0 Three.

spk_0 Doug's wife, parentheses, all caps, me and parentheses, works for the brewery that sponsors

spk_0 their team.

spk_0 I'm the marketing and advanced manager.

spk_0 I gotta be honest with you, Dan.

spk_0 This bullet point kind of swings me back.

spk_0 A little bit anti-duck.

spk_0 No, no, no, not anti-duck, but a little bit of Doug's bravado.

spk_0 Doug's bravado has been exposed to been here.

spk_0 I got the sponsors.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And I'm like, well, your wife did.

spk_0 Your wife got the sponsors.

spk_0 It's good.

spk_0 That had happened.

spk_0 But the music in your wife is the one to be an event manager at a brewery.

spk_0 And then they decided to sponsor your team.

spk_0 Definitely.

spk_0 So, Doug's out here being like, Larry did me dirty after I did all this work.

spk_0 And I'm like, well, your wife did a lot of that work.

spk_0 It feels like your wife did the most.

spk_0 So, okay.

spk_0 But then four, we swing back the other way.

spk_0 Four.

spk_0 And again, remember, Larry passed on drafting Doug and around.

spk_0 And then for somebody else, and then Doug got taken before Larry could come back around.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Larry picked a dude that is brand new to the league and has never played for the league in

spk_0 Doug's projected draft spot because he thought this guy would do better than Doug.

spk_0 Unbelievably.

spk_0 So literally took a flyer.

spk_0 Took a flyer on a complete ran guy from the KHL.

spk_0 He just jammed off here.

spk_0 It did.

spk_0 Unbelievably, a random guy in the league.

spk_0 Larry goes, this is where you take Doug.

spk_0 And then he goes, I'm actually just going to draft the stranger because he is, I think

spk_0 there's a chance he's better than Doug, my brother, who's drafted the tirelessly for seven

spk_0 years running.

spk_0 And then five, the absolute dagger.

spk_0 Yeah, this is where I think it's real bad for Larry.

spk_0 Larry still drafted their kid brother.

spk_0 So that means that their identical twins, they have another brother in the league.

spk_0 Man, who I would guess?

spk_0 This isn't in the response.

spk_0 Who I would guess the Doug has also been drafting every time.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I bet Doug draft Larry and their kid brother every time.

spk_0 And Larry goes, Doug, get fucked.

spk_0 New guy.

spk_0 Also, I will take our brother.

spk_0 The betrayal of the twin connection on so many levels here is just out of control, out

spk_0 of control.

spk_0 And Larry, we tried to give you the benefit of the doubt in a couple of ways here, but

spk_0 I do, I think that you are Brutus.

spk_0 This is so bad.

spk_0 This is a, this is a hard thing to come back for.

spk_0 There's one Doug's wife.

spk_0 I'm not going to say her name again.

spk_0 Doug's wife, please continue a full season follow up.

spk_0 I need to know how these two teams are doing.

spk_0 How everyone's handling it.

spk_0 I need to know if a trade is made.

spk_0 I need to know if Larry out of vengeance is flourishing on his new team.

spk_0 If they're speaking, yeah, this would be difficult.

spk_0 Two question for you.

spk_0 If the guy Larry drafted puts up significantly better numbers than Doug does on the other

spk_0 team.

spk_0 Justice for Larry?

spk_0 Yes.

spk_0 Really?

spk_0 No, no, no, not justice, but Larry as a GM, Larry the GM credit to you.

spk_0 It looks a little bit better.

spk_0 If he's like, listen, I don't know what to tell you.

spk_0 I saw some talent here.

spk_0 Yep.

spk_0 I saw something.

spk_0 I saw something in the guy's eye.

spk_0 I could tell.

spk_0 You read the scouting report and he like Doug needed a kick in the ass too.

spk_0 Just maybe, I don't know.

spk_0 I'm just saying maybe Doug needed maybe this is what, maybe this is exactly what Doug

spk_0 needed.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Oh, here's a question.

spk_0 Does Mrs. Doug pull the sponsorship?

spk_0 Wow.

spk_0 No, you can't harm the rest of the boys for Larry's betrayal.

spk_0 Yeah, but that's actually how he died.

spk_0 She is a writer, I bet she does and gives it to the new team.

spk_0 Does the new team sponsor the brewery and now Doug's paying for his own, sorry, Larry's

spk_0 paying for his own jerseys.

spk_0 Wow.

spk_0 Special.

spk_0 Big, big, I need to follow up.

spk_0 I need to follow up to the follow up.

spk_0 The problem is though, I bet that they just already have the difference.

spk_0

spk_0 I know.

spk_0 I'm fucked.

spk_0 So crazy stuff.

spk_0 Stay tuned.

spk_0 Yeah, we need updates.

spk_0 Doug's wife.

spk_0 Yep.

spk_0 Now we've got a new, purely caught line.

spk_0 Red, take it away.

spk_0 I'm on a bottom division team who plays on Friday nights.

spk_0 It's an iconic group of fellas.

spk_0 Team culture is we treat the post game like it's our Friday night out.

spk_0 We train Kavie together at the rank until early hours in the morning.

spk_0 Problem is, this has led to several guys getting to you eyes on the way home.

spk_0 We would all Uber every night, but that's so expensive.

spk_0 Any solutions for us would be much appreciated.

spk_0 Geez, Christ.

spk_0 Geez.

spk_0 Yikes.

spk_0 Yikes, boys.

spk_0 First and foremost, I am going to say this is 100% on you guys.

spk_0 So like, yeah, it is.

spk_0 Listen, we will try to come up with solutions here.

spk_0 We will try to come up with answers, but I want to say, you are totally to blame.

spk_0 We can't be driving drunk.

spk_0 Can't be driving drunk.

spk_0 This is fucking crazy.

spk_0 We can't be driving drunk.

spk_0 But there are ways, because here's what can I tell you what I do?

spk_0 You love about these guys.

spk_0 Friday night, we have a buddy's I play in the Saturday night one.

spk_0 Friday and Saturday night, beer like sucks, because that's your weekend night.

spk_0 I'm stuck at the rank, the games are just as late, and there's no like, oh, go on after,

spk_0 because it's too late.

spk_0 But so turning this into your night, being like, we are hanging.

spk_0 I'm already at the rank all night.

spk_0 Sounds amazing.

spk_0 I actually fucking love, because you don't lose your weekend night, because you're actually

spk_0 those are your days.

spk_0 Totally.

spk_0 So you're having a hell of a time.

spk_0 I really, really love that.

spk_0 I think I'm rattled, because I'm just like, the lack of the pure lack of preparation

spk_0 here is so short-sighted.

spk_0 It's like they get to the end of the night, and they're like, now what?

spk_0 Yeah, I'll go to bed.

spk_0 I'll go to bed.

spk_0 Here we go again.

spk_0 They don't have that many to tonight.

spk_0 They can't believe they tied one on yet again.

spk_0 And I'm like, you do this every week, dude.

spk_0 This every weekend has happened.

spk_0 How do you not prepare?

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 We gotta help them.

spk_0 What do you got?

spk_0 Well, first of all, it sounds like the issue here is money.

spk_0 They're like, we don't want to pay money, but I'm like, dude, Uber's expensive.

spk_0 But it's Friday night.

spk_0 You're saving so much money on buying beers at the bar.

spk_0 You're drinking fucking canned light beer in a locker room or a parking lot for, for

spk_0 action to the price, put the rest of that money into a fucking Uber.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And it's also, you're going to beer league on a Friday night.

spk_0 How have you guys not figured out how to carpool?

spk_0 Like, but then who's driving home?

spk_0 Dude, you, you Uber or what, or park at your buddy's place?

spk_0 Like, I imagine you guys live relatively close, but you're in the same town or city.

spk_0 That's an assumption, Dan.

spk_0 They're going to get a do-e on the way from home.

spk_0 Uber to your friend's house.

spk_0 Yep.

spk_0 Which will cost not a lot of money.

spk_0 Well, no, Uber's pricey.

spk_0 Listen to me, Dickhead.

spk_0 You pick a friend who lives close.

spk_0 Like you, you do this geographically, intelligently.

spk_0 Then get an Uber XL, get an Uber black.

spk_0 Throw, you're going to get at least three guys in there with your bags.

spk_0 And you split that Uber.

spk_0 That's not going to be that much.

spk_0 It's going to be 25 bucks tops each.

spk_0 And then we Uber black back to that central point.

spk_0 You at the end, because you Uber to the friend's house.

spk_0 At the end, you just Uber home with your bag.

spk_0 So that's three Uber's a week.

spk_0 Three Uber's every beer league game.

spk_0 That's not a big deal.

spk_0 You're taking at least two Uber's on a, if you're going out to the bars.

spk_0 This is one extra Uber.

spk_0 But we're not going to the bars.

spk_0 I'm going to hockey.

spk_0 I'm not Uber and docky with my bag.

spk_0 But you can't think of it.

spk_0 You're going to just hockey.

spk_0 You're going to have a great night with your boys with comrades.

spk_0 Red, what do you got?

spk_0 You know what, assuming these boys are married, have kids.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 We're thinking, we're thinking that a little.

spk_0 At least some of them.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Yeah, someone, someone.

spk_0 Little Tim, he's got soccer practice Saturday morning, 100%.

spk_0 So that's a fact.

spk_0 These boys are going until 3 a.m.

spk_0 They're going until 2 a.m.

spk_0 3 a.m.

spk_0 The wee hours of the night, as they say, just fucking keep going for a couple more hours.

spk_0 And you just hit that carpool on the way home at 6 a.m.

spk_0 You get picked up by the wife.

spk_0 She's already out.

spk_0 And then what we go get the cars later in the day.

spk_0 Anytime.

spk_0 Or we go, I was going to say, all day.

spk_0 I take the one Uber and now we're down from 3.

spk_0 But we just sink them.

spk_0 We sink the car.

spk_0 What if there's, okay, this is a very good idea.

spk_0 What if there's a situation where the rink doesn't let you park overnight?

spk_0 Then you Uber there and then you get picked up.

spk_0 One Uber versus three.

spk_0 I think I love the pickup idea.

spk_0 Pick up.

spk_0 This is Skyhook.

spk_0 This is Skyhook from Dark Knight.

spk_0 Do you think, just get intercepted by your wife.

spk_0 Do you think the pickup is worth the,

spk_0 smoldering glare that you get when you were buck probably.

spk_0 Success probably.

spk_0 Yes, dude.

spk_0 Because you need to compare it to the smoldering glare

spk_0 you're going to get from your wife when you get a D.

spk_0 And you use your license and you can't drive.

spk_0 You think Uber's expensive to D.

spk_0 He was like, 10 grand or something.

spk_0 Like you get popped for that.

spk_0 Poffle.

spk_0 Okay, so you can sleep at the rink voice.

spk_0 And she goes, she goes,

spk_0 yeah, Jimmy pop that fucking seat into a recline and sleep it off.

spk_0 Jimmy goes, dad, dad rinks again.

spk_0 And then you're like, yeah,

spk_0 day, Jimmy, shut the fuck up.

spk_0 Did you lock him here, man?

spk_0 I genuinely just cannot get over how fucking insane this decision is

spk_0 to continue to be like, oh, fuck.

spk_0 I think we, I think they team buys a used school bus.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 And then you hire a guy to drive the whole boy.

spk_0 So then it's like a team bus.

spk_0 Then now you're like, it's so fun.

spk_0 The ride in and out is so fun.

spk_0 The guy drops everyone off at their house.

spk_0 Where are you parking this bus?

spk_0 This, this leak is in like Western Canada.

spk_0 There's a place to park a parking.

spk_0 If that is true, then okay, we're talking here.

spk_0 I think we hire a guy to drive the bus once a week.

spk_0 How much would that possibly cost?

spk_0 Guys, got a minimum wage, right?

spk_0 Yeah, I'm like, there you go, dude.

spk_0 If you drive us around a Friday night,

spk_0 and you know, you're stocky full of beer,

spk_0 and then if you get a do-e, it's your do-e, it's all my doing.

spk_0 Let me tell you what.

spk_0 Let's say that this place is in a rural area.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 If you could figure out a way to get your hands

spk_0 on like an old shitty Sprinter van.

spk_0 Cause it's not every night.

spk_0 Yeah, you wouldn't even need it.

spk_0 Let's say it's 10 guys.

spk_0 You get your hands on an old shitty Sprinter van

spk_0 that can fit 10 boys or an old bus.

spk_0 Short bus.

spk_0 And you fucking hired a dude.

spk_0 Like a task driver.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And you go, we'll pay 150 bucks every Friday night

spk_0 if you just drive us to and from them.

spk_0 It's probably like a two and a half hour commitment

spk_0 for the guy.

spk_0 But he then has to fully go on a school.

spk_0 Well, he has to do a full school route style pickup.

spk_0 You pick up all the boys on the way to the game though.

spk_0 That's the problem we forget.

spk_0 And drop them off.

spk_0 Oh yeah.

spk_0 100%.

spk_0 Oh yeah.

spk_0 That would be incredible.

spk_0 Oh, it would be dude, the vibes.

spk_0 You might never fucking lose again.

spk_0 All right, guys, here are your solutions.

spk_0 Number one, the most simple and use your brain solution.

spk_0 Carpool with Uber and then Uber home.

spk_0 But the very crafty fun situation.

spk_0 Get your hands on an old short bus

spk_0 and then hire a bum on the street.

spk_0 To pick your Friday night driver.

spk_0 Pretty good.

spk_0 I'm just saying dude.

spk_0 There's a, this is solvable and everybody wins.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 I love it.

spk_0 I love it too.

spk_0 Okay, let's get into a power hockey blind ranking.

spk_0 This time with it's season opener.

spk_0 Days here.

spk_0 We've done all division previews.

spk_0 We've said who we think is gonna finish first, second,

spk_0 third and everything.

spk_0 This is the last chance to get this pick in before real hockey

spk_0 is actually being played when you listen to this Tuesday morning.

spk_0 This is our last chance to nail teams

spk_0 that can win the cup this year.

spk_0 So thanks to our friends at Bauer.

spk_0 We'll bring us everything awesome in hockey.

spk_0 They are bringing us this blind ranking.

spk_0 Red, five teams, blind ranking,

spk_0 teams that can win the cup.

spk_0 We'll start with our new hometown team in the LA Kings.

spk_0 The LA Kings.

spk_0 Whoa, like red, nice.

spk_0 Bang.

spk_0 Good.

spk_0 Do you want to be boring?

spk_0 I think they're a perfect three.

spk_0 You might be right.

spk_0 If the LA Kings don't see the Oilers in the first round,

spk_0 they can make it to the second round.

spk_0 But what if they do?

spk_0 What if they do?

spk_0 We love their teams.

spk_0 But we got Kopey, we got Kopey vibes.

spk_0 Yeah, yeah.

spk_0 What about two?

spk_0 I just think there's a lot of teams.

spk_0 What about four?

spk_0 No, maybe they're three.

spk_0 Maybe they're three.

spk_0 I think they're three.

spk_0 Three, three, three.

spk_0 Now we'll go to my hometown Leafs.

spk_0 I think that the Leafs, I don't were,

spk_0 God, actually, kind of interestingly similar playoffs

spk_0 for both of those.

spk_0 But I think the Leafs were fucking nasty,

spk_0 nasty last year.

spk_0 And I said that and I want some fucking butts

spk_0 because I kept saying they could win the cup.

spk_0 Everyone laughed at me, they losing the second round,

spk_0 they kept laughing.

spk_0 But I'm like, well, actually,

spk_0 they took the Panthers to game seven.

spk_0 And maybe a fucking, their goal

spk_0 isn't gonna hurt.

spk_0 They win the cup last year.

spk_0 I will not go over the King's.

spk_0 I'll go for it.

spk_0 It's just correct.

spk_0 Four.

spk_0 Dall stars.

spk_0 Ooh, saucy.

spk_0 Good one.

spk_0 Two.

spk_0 Maybe one.

spk_0 There's this teams that I could have over them,

spk_0 but I'm not sure they're coming

spk_0 and their stars are pretty even with them anyway.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 An autos fucking piss.

spk_0 Stars also need to fucking nut up.

spk_0 They need to be tougher.

spk_0 They get bullied.

spk_0 I get nervous about going, oh no, yeah, you said one.

spk_0 I'm happy.

spk_0 If I, if I they are one, I'm like, okay, one.

spk_0 One.

spk_0 Dallas, one.

spk_0 Fuck it.

spk_0 Wow.

spk_0 I was like, what?

spk_0 Yeah, new team.

spk_0 I was like, what the fuck?

spk_0 Wow.

spk_0 Let's go, Avalanche.

spk_0 Fuck.

spk_0 Yeah, two.

spk_0 But I probably might have had that at one.

spk_0 That's really tight though.

spk_0 It's right there.

spk_0 Yeah, but I'm pumped with that too.

spk_0 So wait, are we only gonna have five left?

spk_0 Yeah, yeah, this is dangerous.

spk_0 Okay, so Aves two, who's five?

spk_0 Oh, Conrad David is.

spk_0 Fuck.

spk_0

spk_0 And listen.

spk_0 No, because you just signed.

spk_0 What were we thinking?

spk_0 You just signed.

spk_0

spk_0 The winners were going to be left off this list.

spk_0 The winners are one.

spk_0 They're not one.

spk_0 They are.

spk_0 I think they're my favorite dude.

spk_0 David, he does have a lot of stuff.

spk_0 But David just took a syringe full of adrenaline.

spk_0 The adrenaline that Robert Pattinson's Batman sticks right into his heart.

spk_0 And he shoved it up the p-hole of every single person that had it.

spk_0 It was so sick.

spk_0 They are going to be buzzing.

spk_0 Listen, it's fucking go time.

spk_0 That was a phenomenal list one through four.

spk_0 And then it got absolutely fucked up.

spk_0 That's our episode today.

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