NFL Week 5, Fastest 2 Minutes, Broncos Big Win, Bucs Win In A Shootout, Jayden Daniels Back + Who's Back And Playoff Baseball

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spk_0 On today's part of my take presented by DraftKings, a week five in the NFL, we're going

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spk_0 Then we're going to recap every game.

spk_0 Not the greatest first slate, but we had some surprising finishes.

spk_0 The Broncos storm back and beat the Eagles, the Panthers storm back and beat the dolphins,

spk_0 the Titans.

spk_0 Finally, win a game in an improbable and probable way.

spk_0 Shoot out out West in Seattle.

spk_0 So some fun moments.

spk_0 We're going to recap it all.

spk_0 Fast two minutes.

spk_0 And then we're going to do who's back.

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spk_0 Today is Monday, October 6th, week five.

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spk_0 That's not gonna get him.

spk_0 We start across the pond in foggy London town for the first matchup between two Kevin's in NFL history, huh?

spk_0 Kevin!

spk_0 After playing a broad last week, I didn't think Carson Trent's would be ready for play.

spk_0 But Iowan an apology to him is Justin Jefferson easily broke 90 yards and Sam

spk_0 Bozy and acres made us all question if the game is rigged when he threw a touchdown

spk_0 Dave Chappelle the joke who caught one from Dillon Dillon Dillon Dillon Dillon Dillon Gabriel

spk_0 But with the guys who purified themselves in the waters of Lake Minnetonka

spk_0 They were the ones that spit hot fire and said game

spk_0 Blouses Viking 21 Browns 17

spk_0 We go over to Cincinnati where in a touching tribute to Taylor Swift fans who are mad at her old boyfriend

spk_0 Jill and Hall and recently listened to Ophelia

spk_0 Jake drowning is underwater and look unlikely to ever resurface

spk_0 Omen Ross St. Brown put his nuts on the line for a hundred yards and Jared turned her head and got put two fingers and three

spk_0 TDs up the bangles big bottles

spk_0 Trey Jimmy Hendrixson has gone from singing there must be some kind of way out of here to look at burrow and saying hey

spk_0 Joe where you going with that gun in your hand because now I want to put it in my own mouth

spk_0 Jesus Christ bangles someone put us all out of our misery so we don't have to watch them at prime time

spk_0 Five more times this year the lines put the game in autopilot as I parked there

spk_0 I said Isaac Tesla right outside Jamara long old chase who might as well take up golf every weekend for the rest of the year

spk_0 The lion's 37 the bangles 24

spk_0 We now head over to Philadelphia where Max was on the scenes for Broncos Eagles

spk_0 We head over to Philadelphia where in the first half of B.O. Nick's was playing stinky

spk_0 But then dotting tin bones showed up and was burying the Eagles defense

spk_0 Nick Casabonita

spk_0 Casabonita was partying in the Eagles backfield all game as he finished with two and a half sex and two TFLs

spk_0 Down one score late

spk_0 Seven Ingram scored a touchdown to tie it up wait no they're going for two

spk_0 They're gonna get the lead for good and Troy Ben Franklin converted an electric two-point conversion

spk_0 And the Eagles never came back. I hate my life Broncos 21 Eagles 17. I think thank you Max

spk_0 Up to the metal lands with memes. This one should be

spk_0 fun

spk_0 In MetLife Brian Oppenheimer was drawing up bombs to Ryan David Floor-Noi who gave the Jets deep fence a two-point two on the pizza scale

spk_0 That would send up Jake Fergie Sun who thought the end who thought the end zone was to to to to tasty

spk_0 Tasty as he found it twice

spk_0 Steve Wilkes Booth assassinated any hope of a Jets comeback with one of the worst defensive game plans of all time

spk_0 As sauce Jennifer Gardner was 13 going on 30 as he was too slow to keep up with George Lucas

spk_0 Pickens hyperdrive speed to seal the deal with a touchdown

spk_0 For the Jets offense just in Timberlake fields needed to put on a performance of the lifetime

spk_0 But instead the Jets kiss their season bye bye bye

spk_0 Cowboys 37 Jets 22 thanks memes we go down to Carolina

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spk_0 Don't care about where the dolphins were hoping their coach doesn't get canned mountain do a tagli of oh

spk_0 So Devon

spk_0 So to Vaughn A chain and Jalen bottle did their best to pop off

spk_0 But it was ice young who seemed to read the scouting deport well this week hitting tent McMalian often

spk_0 Rico charges down all said I got to get mine making us say how did he do it the panther storm back

spk_0 Late in or now one and oh since we lost our brothers in podcasting meow mix one final meow for them

spk_0 Boys would you like to say a final meow

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spk_0 The pants are 27 dolphins 24 I west to Seattle for Zach

spk_0 In Seattle where the Tampa Bay Buccaneers look to dock ship and fire cannons

spk_0 After two bucks field goals for shot white noise catches the Seahawks defense sleeping scoring six on the ground to widen the gap

spk_0 Shortly after Sam Smith Arnold sings to Jackson will Smith and Jigba stay with me because you're all I need

spk_0 The same love it's clear to see but darling touchdown with me

spk_0 Hitting him in the in zone to make it a one-score game at half in the third

spk_0 Zach Sippon on shardon a with football he fell in love he can't put down the ball

spk_0 He can't put down the ball scored a day blunt size touchdown for five yards out

spk_0 Emica egg bucockey absolutely unloaded on Seattle's defense with the touchdown and a two-point conversion back to back

spk_0 As the fans chant two catches one in zone all through the stadium

spk_0 Uncle Sam Donald said I want you to score this touchdown Tori Borge Horton

spk_0 And then flip flopped his way into the in zone

spk_0 But it wasn't enough easy baker oven served up some sterling shepherds pie for another Tampa Bay score and chase bank

spk_0 McLaughlin deposited a late game field goal for the win Tampa 38 Seattle 35

spk_0 Thanks, Zach. We go out to Los Angeles under the bright lights of Hollywood where Laramie Tumsle town and the commanders knew

spk_0 They have some outstanding screenplays to put on film the script got off to a great start for the chargers

spk_0 And all hope looked to be lost for the commanders in the first sack as they were

spk_0 Lied to the bone

spk_0 Lied

spk_0 I'm glad to the bone as a chargers offense enacted an ass kicking that could be described as thorough good

spk_0 Been in a plot twist the Matt Anola Gay found a field goal and Jaden launches

spk_0 Lucle Arsenal connecting with McCaffrey on a massive bomb that little boy the charger's secondary

spk_0 With no offense of lying to speak of

spk_0 Just in Herbert Hoover is falling into a great depression and big beautiful bill crosskey merit saved

spk_0 Washington from another shutdown

spk_0 Rushing for two touchdowns and over a hundred yards right over the territory that put a forward used to occupy as the commanders win

spk_0 decisively against the formerly unbeatable chargers 27 to 10

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spk_0 Rellers first swing the giants lose again with jayman back in the busy

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spk_0 The Saints go marching 26

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spk_0 Okay week five in the books. We're watching

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spk_0 As drake may has two minutes and 20 seconds left in the game tie game legacy. Yeah, legacy drive absolutely huge

spk_0 This is as a card caring member of

spk_0 Almeida. I am I'm pumped about this hang potentially first win against a above 500 team

spk_0 So you will get this live in your ears

spk_0 As Hank watches live

spk_0 And we're gonna start talking about games, but Hank if you need to interrupt or make noises please do so people can hear it

spk_0 How you feeling Hank I feel good. It's been a fun game before the drive. How are you feeling? I feel great

spk_0 I feel like this is gonna be a legacy drive even if it's a field goal. That's fine

spk_0 Touchdown would be great and the torch will be passed. It's it's our it's our division once again officially a torch passing

spk_0 Okay, let's start week five

spk_0 uh

spk_0 Interesting interesting Sunday because there were a bunch of games that were non competitive

spk_0 We were actually searching

spk_0 On Sunday for the early slate. I think we rotated four different games to the main TV trying to catch lightning in a bottle trying to catch one good game

spk_0 Yeah, we had a couple good endings, but we're gonna start

spk_0 Which we have to do every single week at 8 30 in the morning with the Vikings in the in the browns in London

spk_0 uh, and

spk_0 The browns

spk_0 I'll say this still in Gabriel was not bad. No, in fact

spk_0 I think the entire offense was a little bit faster with him back there. Yeah, it's everything moved a little bit quicker

spk_0 Now I'm gonna say something nice Viking 21 brown 17. Sorry. Yeah. I'm gonna say something nice about Carson wins. Okay

spk_0 Carson wins didn't lose this game. No

spk_0 They won the Vikings won Carson wins had every opportunity to lose this game for the Vikings

spk_0 And he didn't he might have broken his hand when he punched the turf at the end of the game

spk_0 I'm just openly speculating on that. I don't even know if he's on the injury report

spk_0 But he he played pretty good. He he it was surely though like in terms of when I wake up the first thing that I see

spk_0 Can't be Carson wins. Well, here's the thing. He's a winner. He uh he started the game

spk_0 Uh up until the final drive you 16 for 25 165 yards the game started was seven seven like in a blink of an eye

spk_0 Then it went to a punt fest, which we all kind of expected

spk_0 And then Carson wins on the final drive went nine for nine 71 yards

spk_0 Took the Vikings down the field through the game winning touchdown to Jordan Addison

spk_0 Thanks for showing up Jordan Addison. He actually I haven't seen I don't remember the last time I've seen this where

spk_0 An NFL player

spk_0 Got the old Bobby Bowden suspension where Bobby Bowden would basically be like hey my best player did something wrong

spk_0 Let me uh sit him for like the first series of a game. Yeah Jordan Addison didn't play for the first quarter because

spk_0 He apparently he went missing in London. Oh, I thought maybe he had a bad Facebook post or something. No, he was missing in London

spk_0 So uh, they could he missed the team meeting

spk_0 Maybe meeting some ladies in London. I don't know just enjoying the city. Yeah, he's probably sightseeing

spk_0 Yeah, probably when he wants to see big Ben you wanted to go check out the tower or check out the bridge

spk_0 You probably got his London bridge on yeah, so yeah, so Carson wins

spk_0 Uh, there was also like moments where I I think we talked about this on Friday of like Carson wins running with the ball

spk_0 Miles Garrett jumping on his back. Mm-hmm. That happened at least once the Browns the Browns are

spk_0 Uh, a good defense that wasn't able to stop Carson wins in the final drive and

spk_0 Maybe a little bit more lively with Dylan Gabriel and Juddkins is good too

spk_0 So they had some pop. Juddkins is going to be a great running back

spk_0 He's he's very fun to watch. He's got awesome vision and he's playing behind a pretty bad offensive line right now banged up off into line

spk_0 But I think the entire like mood of the offense changes with Dylan Gabriel back there because he's a little bit quicker

spk_0 Yeah, it becomes like it becomes a competent football team and I find myself thinking like maybe it's because they were playing the the Vikings and they're kind of

spk_0 The walking wounded too, especially with their lines

spk_0 But I found myself thinking like this Browns team

spk_0 So semi-fung. Yes, I fun to watch semi-fung and frisky

spk_0 Dylan Gabriel actually first. I know it's only week five, but first quarterback

spk_0 This season to throw multiple touchdown passes against the Vikings. That's got a count for something

spk_0 Yep, we also had a cam acres touchdown pass. That was pretty cool. This was uh

spk_0 The first Kevin vs Kevin

spk_0 NFL game head coaches. Yep. Can't believe it never happened before

spk_0 That was a stat they just threw out there and I was like okay

spk_0 Yeah, right. I thought that was that was a crazy one because I guess I'd never really thought about head coaches name Kevin before

spk_0 Yeah, it's not really a head coach name. No kev it's a like really good offensive coordinator name or like your best buddy. No, oh max. No

spk_0 Also could be a

spk_0 Average yeah, okay, that was who I also could be an average offensive coordinator. Yeah average

spk_0 But yeah, it was it wasn't the worst

spk_0 London game

spk_0 I'll say that no

spk_0 Not even close to being the worst London game. It was it was okay and the Vikings

spk_0 I mean the Vikings kind of needed I don't want to say it's a must win

spk_0 But like they kind of needed to split their European games

spk_0 You didn't want to come back own two off off of this

spk_0 Jay-jama Carthie may be coming back Carson Wentz. Mm-hmm. It's show enough in the final drive

spk_0 They for I mean now the Jordan Addison is is back in the mix like the Vikings Justin Jefferson

spk_0 I don't know what Justin Jefferson was wearing after the game

spk_0 He had some like weird

spk_0 Maybe it's like a Pokemon hood or something, but it doesn't matter because Justin Jefferson is so fucking good

spk_0 He can wear whatever the fuck he wants

spk_0 Yeah, that was a big key to the game when Carson Wentz remember just oh yeah

spk_0 Throw the ball to Justin Jefferson at if all else fails and it looks like the world's closing on you

spk_0 Just try to find that guy and he's probably gonna get it was so I don't know if you can find it

spk_0 He was talking about Jordan Addison's like having to be more responsible

spk_0 And it was just very funny because Justin Jefferson was giving a semi-serious take about like being a

spk_0 Leader and stuff and I don't know what he was wearing on his head. He looks like he's wearing a squish Miller

spk_0 It's not a it's it's a hood

spk_0 I think

spk_0 Yeah, I don't know what it is, but it looks cool. It doesn't it's just a different scene that he's got on right now

spk_0 Whatever the fuck he wants. Um, sick ass chain. Is this a sad or all love is awesome? Uh, stat of the week

spk_0 member

spk_0 Brown spider and first lady yep the couple that got married at the muni lot week one

spk_0 This was their honeymoon oh

spk_0 They went over to England. Yeah, for the honeymoon. I think I think that's perfectly as beautiful. Yeah, that's beautiful

spk_0 They did get to see the the Cleveland Brown since

spk_0 Since they became they came back as a franchise because obviously they got taken away to Baltimore

spk_0 So what was it 99 was it?

spk_0 Since they they reformed as a franchise

spk_0 Quarterbacks making their first start for the Browns are now 0 and 17

spk_0 That's pretty crazy. That's almost an unbelievable unbelievable. That's very hard to do like it's it's unbelievable that Dylan Gabriel played well

spk_0 And we still have a stat like that. Yeah, cuz I mean I

spk_0 I guess that's why I thought that the Browns looks somewhat fun because it was like the best start from a Browns quarterback ever

spk_0 Yes, the Browns are also on a 10 game streak where they have not scored more than 17 points

spk_0 That is the longest streak since 2000

spk_0 When the Cardinals did it for 13 straight games spanning two seasons. This one spans obviously last year as well

spk_0 That's pretty crazy that also is like

spk_0 This is I don't want to get negative about the Browns because again Dylan Gabriel good Judkins good fun frisky

spk_0 But just thinking about 17 points

spk_0 Not scoring one 17 points and like

spk_0 Miles Garrett being still somewhat in his prime. It's just like god damn it

spk_0 Yeah, it's sad a little bit of an offense. It's very sad. The Vikings ran one play today that I saw a couple times over the weekend

spk_0 It pops up like once in college every year once in the NFL over year and it works every single time

spk_0 I actually think maybe the Rams ran it on Thursday too the fake pass to the to the running back out in the flat

spk_0 Quarterbacks spins around

spk_0 Fakes another pass to the other running back out in the flat and then goes down field hits the tight end up the scene

spk_0 Yes, that play is always always I've never seen that play failed

spk_0 In mind start life. I was watching the game. I think this might have been before you got back to the cave on

spk_0 On Thursday big cap, but I was watching the game with Doug Peterson and they ran that play

spk_0 And I was like that's an awesome play and then he started to just diagram it for me and explain why it worked for about five

spk_0 It didn't really understand yep all the jargon he was using all I know is that that play it has never been stopped ever

spk_0 hitting someone up the seam is always just such a great feeling. It is a good feeling

spk_0 It's just like man. We just do we just fucking

spk_0 Dysact dissect dissected them right in the middle. Yeah, you know what else was great about this game the halftime show

spk_0 Yeah, I really enjoyed the halftime show. I don't know who was it. Who was the performer?

spk_0 I know anybody I saw some of it anybody got her at by the way the the patriots are

spk_0 attempting a game winning field goal way too much i black on your kicker hank

spk_0 Yeah, he's the swag is kicking the league. It's not it. That's not a compliment. I see like he just cost playing as a real football player

spk_0 Yeah, I don't I don't think I've ever seen a kicker with that much. I don't you have the towel

spk_0 He's got to have the tight. He's got the compression. Honestly doesn't we don't see his tattoos

spk_0 So maybe he's like hey, they can't see my tattoos house right no

spk_0 I'm a badass. I gotta do the i black

spk_0 Ray British artist known for her raw storytelling and electrifying state present electrifying right presence ray

spk_0 The her name is just right right R.A.Y.E. She was fun. She was really fun. She was very fun

spk_0 All right, the kick do you think she listens to the show?

spk_0 Definitely right out of doubt. All right here come on part of my take here comes the kick

spk_0 52 yards hank 50 yards oh little shift to pass the torch hank

spk_0 The kick is up. It is you nailed perfect. All right, too much time in the clock for Josh Allen 15 seconds Josh Allen in the

spk_0 Not over yet come on

spk_0 Not over yet wow hank oh hanks having a day. This is awesome pft called it. Patriots mind on hank to be

spk_0 Hank didn't even pick the Patriots money line you took it

spk_0 After you I picked last yeah

spk_0 You're having a day hank

spk_0 Yeah, I am that's a counter to when they were games on over games on over

spk_0 I wish the eight wls were having a day because we really needed a mon ride

spk_0 Yeah, I mean pretty much the only pick that hank lost today was for the wls that happens, you know

spk_0 We are we haven't already hit this year for the wls right, but that was a big one

spk_0 But you hit everything else so you're fine. No, I mean I wish I hit look

spk_0 You're the shaming that you've been doing is the same coming from you of all people. I'm just saying I will be awesome for the 8.000

spk_0 No, yeah, you have all people. I'm what do you mean? I just like you never made a bet that's lost

spk_0 No, I have but I wanted the eight wls to win me too. I always want them to win. Uh, okay, anything else on this game

spk_0 The London did not hit we were we were so sure about that London. It was I took that I was so bad too

spk_0 Yeah, we got wins. Yeah, we got wints

spk_0 Also, shout Dylan Gabriel's parents they kept on saying that they're watching in Hawaii at 3 30 in the morning. I

spk_0 Can I say I'm not really impressed like your kids? Yeah first start. You're gonna wake up at anytime if it's your son

spk_0 Yeah, yeah, you have to you have to wake up you used to wake up every night to feed him early that right

spk_0 So it's like yeah, it's unbelievable. They're wake up at 3 30 like if you're if your kids making a start as a

spk_0 NFL quarterback you would literally wake up at anytime. Yep to to watch that

spk_0 Okay

spk_0 Should we will let's see if this game finishes and then we'll recap it with Hank

spk_0 Oh, Hank I got something for you. Please the NFL ticket at broke and a bunch of English fans were stuck not being able to watch the start of this game outside of the stadium

spk_0 Sounds like they can't handle that's an NFL problem. Well, they can't handle that's that's what happened

spk_0 I promise sports and today's day and age go back to physical tickets

spk_0 I just saw a hilarious video of the option with the British accent being like

spk_0 Full Browns gear and he's just like I can't get in. I want to see my brown. That's really sad

spk_0 Yeah, and that's the type of stuff that Henry Lockwood stands for over here in the states that doesn't happen think about

spk_0 Like you guys would never know who Ray was if it wasn't for London. That's a good point fair point

spk_0 Okay, you know what I can't say that my life has changed at all. I mind has I think that we should play every game in England now

spk_0 Yeah for Ray for Ray. Yeah, we need more Ray

spk_0 Can we just double check and make sure that Ray is not like 18 years old like she's got to be in her 20s, right

spk_0 Like for sure for sure, otherwise can we just delete

spk_0 Every other part of this podcast

spk_0 Ray

spk_0 Let's see. Yes, she's 27 27. Oh, yeah, I knew yeah, that's right. I knew it you're we'd have a lot to talk about me and Ray her name's Rachel

spk_0 Rachel Keen

spk_0 Ray

spk_0 All right, here we go bills eight seconds left

spk_0 passing of the torch officially

spk_0 Josh Allen drops back to pass

spk_0 Fires across the middle. I was stupid and it's caught and the game is over

spk_0 Let's go let's go great call

spk_0 Thank you. Thank you. Hey, I want to let me be the first congratulations to Drake may yes

spk_0 He finally beat a team that's above 500. He's now one in four lifetime against those teams

spk_0 And this is just the first of many. I'm sure thank you. Hey, how are you take us through your thoughts now

spk_0 Patriots all the way back. Patriots are all the way back. I mean, that's a huge game. That's that's great

spk_0 You know first time

spk_0 Head coach new team first time head coach. No first time head coach. Yeah coach for the team. Yep. Go into the you know top dog of the division

spk_0 Sunday night football beat him in front of everyone

spk_0 Great performance from Drake made great like breakout performance for Stefan digs

spk_0 Defense played phenomenal. Krushing Gonzalez is back

spk_0 That's like unbelievable momentum for the rest of the year

spk_0 Unbelievable amount of momentum and it's played well defense defense did not play well all year

spk_0 They played well. Krushing Gonzalez obviously didn't play to start the year. He was back made a couple key players

spk_0 They played well against Panthers. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, but that's Panthers. Okay

spk_0 But yeah, you guys have a pretty easy schedule coming up

spk_0 At at New Orleans W

spk_0 At Tennessee W

spk_0 Verse Cleveland W

spk_0 Versa Atlanta W at Tampa Bay W

spk_0 Oh lowercase W lowercase W

spk_0 Uh the Jets W at Cincinnati W

spk_0 Giants W

spk_0 Pills

spk_0 Lowercase W at Baltimore

spk_0 Lowercase W at the Jets W

spk_0 Miami W

spk_0 So you have you have the Patriots

spk_0 If you take the law if we say the lowercase W's or losses

spk_0 You have the Patriots at 13 and 4 that's best on the podcast material potentially

spk_0 I mean the great news just going on history on on quarterback history great news for the page

spk_0 He doesn't really have to play any other winning teams for the rest of the year

spk_0 Yeah, maybe the the the box in the Falcons. Yeah, but yeah

spk_0 So 13 and four and the bills

spk_0 Yeah, wow, you guys can see it too, right? I there's I mean there's there's there are better than a lot of these teams

spk_0 I just listened so Hank you're thinking officially thinking Yoss yeah thinking soupi

spk_0 Why not

spk_0 Why not you make it to the off you can make it to the soupi that's true that's very true

spk_0 Um, all right well so congrats Hank. Thank you. Uh, rest of t

spk_0 I mean that's that's put your balls in the table and made a big time pick. Yeah, it's on the table

spk_0 Yeah, not's on the table bills feels great to be right bills just like

spk_0 They turned the ball over way more than they have this year

spk_0 That one interception from Josh in the red zone. That was a killer

spk_0 Yeah, I mean that felt like that was the the momentum changing play in the second half because it's like

spk_0 Oh, the Patriots have a lead, but the bills are gonna come march down the field and score a touchdown

spk_0 And the start of that game was just ugly. They were just hand the ball back and forth

spk_0 It felt like nobody was ever gonna score a touchdown

spk_0 The bills defense also has some issues like not being able to to get big stops

spk_0 Although Drake May was phenomenal, especially in like you know, there was a couple plays

spk_0 Stefan Diggs was insane

spk_0 Still with us like you mean on the field. Yeah. Yeah, he was great

spk_0 I mean he was he was like vintage Stefan Diggs it felt like he was making some big catches and big moments

spk_0 Any other thoughts on the game Hank?

spk_0 No, uh, Antonio Gibson going down his bat or my district even sin fumbled again

spk_0 So it was like all right, you gotta you gotta just get him out of there and then his you know back up slash second running back on injured

spk_0 So he had to play he got two touchdowns. That's it. That's a concern

spk_0 The rest of the year the fumbles is the running back

spk_0 Just situation that we have currently

spk_0 I thought Drake may have played out of his mind. I thought he played really well Stefan Diggs made some huge catches

spk_0 They're jelling and the defense like the defense played really good. It's great to have Christian Gonzalez back

spk_0 He made a huge stop in the fourth quarter

spk_0 When they were driving and yeah, I'm just I'm very excited. I agree right now

spk_0 What we saw from digs looks like he's being a good teammate right now

spk_0 He looks like he really really loves hanging with his boys and all the reports

spk_0 In catches in 146. Yeah, all the inside reports are like all the players love him and you know they're he loves his boys. Yeah

spk_0 He's a good hang. Yeah

spk_0 So and jellin he's jellin

spk_0 Things what do you yeah? Yeah, he is. Yeah, he is pft. Yeah, he's a good team and he's a good hang and his teammates love him. Hmm

spk_0 That's why I said yeah, where were you gonna say?

spk_0 I'm agreeing with pft. We're you saying what are you what's the angle or something? No

spk_0 I mean I what are you gonna parse here? I think that digs is a great hang if you're one of his you got you so bad on Thursday you got your card up

spk_0 No, yeah, I know we know what I know what he's doing. I don't know what I'm doing right

spk_0 All right

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spk_0 Let's go to the next game

spk_0 This should be interesting because hey let's just say is hey hey had a hell of a day he won everything including

spk_0 Broncos 21 eagles 17 uh which that was I would say

spk_0 uh

spk_0 One of the biggest wins the Broncos have had and I know they were good last year they made the playoffs

spk_0 But in terms of like statement wins on the road

spk_0 Bonyx struggling for the first three quarters then showing up huge in the fourth quarter he was

spk_0 15 for 29 for 115 yards going into the fourth quarter in the fourth quarter

spk_0 He was nine for 10 127 yards and it touched down took over that game the Broncos defense which everyone has talked about

spk_0 Was awesome down the stretch they sac jalen hurts six times they had smoke in the locker room afterwards

spk_0 It felt like one of those hey this is the win the Broncos needed they had they have too lost on the season both games

spk_0 They were I don't think they I think they had to lead the entire fourth quarter in both those games

spk_0 This was like hey we went and we punched the big bad bullies in the mouth

spk_0 We won a big game on the road the Broncos are for real. Yeah, this was the first game

spk_0 You're right the first game that the Broncos have trailed in the fourth quarter all season

spk_0 Yeah, which is crazy because they got those two losses

spk_0 But they were behind and yeah, I don't know what the smoke what were they smoking cigars and lock there was a smoke machine

spk_0 Smoke machine probably also some cigars in locker room

spk_0 Uh congratulations to the Broncos their defense is legit legit

spk_0 Not only did they sac jalen hurts

spk_0 But they also held sake one barkley and checked for the most part besides that one long reception that he had

spk_0 But they only the Eagles only ran in the ball six times. Yeah, I was just say through sake one

spk_0 He only got six carries

spk_0 I think that was because how they wanted to try to attack this defense

spk_0 I don't know, but if you're gonna keep sake one like

spk_0 You know if you're gonna limit his touches

spk_0 That's a that's a recipe for how you can beat the Eagles. Yeah, they they only had one hand off in the second half

spk_0 It felt like the Eagles

spk_0 Maybe we're reading the news a little too much and maybe listening to what AJ Brown wanted too much and passing the ball too much

spk_0 But again, this is I know there were some controversial penalties which we'll get to

spk_0 But this was more to me like the Broncos

spk_0 Went in in a game that they were kind of dominated for the first three quarters and it looked like the Eagles were gonna cruise to victory

spk_0 Kind of like a hey, this is a measuring stick game for the Denver Broncos yet 2025

spk_0 Can they measure up for the first three quarters the answer was

spk_0 Resoundedly know and

spk_0 Man this team is still a decent ways away from competing at the higher level of the NFL and then

spk_0 they basically were like no we're here and bonics can do this and incredible win huge win

spk_0 Bonics made some great throws in the fourth quarter. Yeah dottington bones is what summer column

spk_0 I think Hank invented that nickname. That's like a a fourth level of irony nip nickname that Hank has come up with at this point

spk_0 Look at Hank. This is a smile. It's we've had him. We he has a smile this big on the podcast in a long time

spk_0 He is smiling. He is so happy now. He's so happy that he's making me happy. Oh, man. Is he smiling?

spk_0 But yeah, I mean we can talk about the pillars. I have I have a stat though about the penalties. It's fucking love football

spk_0 You always have said you love football. You fucking love football dude

spk_0 So the Eagles had 55 yards of penalties today the Broncos had 122 penalty yards today. Oh, I thought that was an interesting stat. Okay

spk_0 Now I will say that the Eagles also have played just an absolute gauntlet of a schedule so far. Yeah, they've had just nothing but big games back

spk_0 It felt like every week was a massive massive game for the Eagles

spk_0 That's because it's the NFL and every week is massive but especially for the Eagles

spk_0 They played a very very tough schedule. I think at some point that caught up with them a little bit and

spk_0 The Broncos are good enough to take advantage of that. Yeah, like any small laps. Yeah, and that's what they did

spk_0 All right, so Max

spk_0 Do you want to we'll get to how Hank comes into this but how are you feeling that was a tough game?

spk_0 Not fun

spk_0 Yeah, not fun

spk_0 We've kind of been playing this football the past couple of weeks. We're just playing one half like one really good half

spk_0 And the other half look like the worst team in the NFL. Mm-hmm. And we've been winning these close games

spk_0 Luckily and we deserve we deserve to lose one the referee at the end of the game was horrendous

spk_0 But we deserve to lose one of these games. Mm-hmm

spk_0 Um

spk_0 Max remember when I said to you last week or maybe there's a couple weeks ago

spk_0 That maybe a loss would be good

spk_0 Yeah, say one kind of agreed with me. I know he said that. Yeah, he said now

spk_0 We have adversity real adversity. We lost the football game

spk_0 We got a lot of guys banged up. We got to get healthy and come to work

spk_0 We have a super competitive team. It's not gonna sit well with anyone this locker and we'll get better from it. So point me

spk_0 Yeah

spk_0 Do you think did I hear you agreeing with Big Cat when I was walking past the cave earlier today?

spk_0 Like maybe this is a good loss

spk_0 Yeah, I just said yeah, yeah, but you you already like you were talking about it earlier. Yeah

spk_0 So you you really it's not just Big Cat being like hey well, I would that was sake once that was co

spk_0 That was that was that's that's like two hours after lost cob

spk_0 How can we how can we find the positives of but you know what you can win every game? Yeah

spk_0 And you finally had a loss. Do you are you worried at all?

spk_0 About how the offense did seem to try to force the ball

spk_0 Downfield more 38 passes for Jalen hurts. That's the tide for the most. He's had in the last year and a half

spk_0 Uh

spk_0 Are you worried at all about that because it did feel like they were throwing the ball a lot more only one like I said one hand off in the second half

spk_0 His very bizarre for an Eagles team that prides themselves on be able to just run the ball down your throat and I and

spk_0 Saic like we haven't been running the ball well this year

spk_0 But today we we did Saic one was running for five yards of carry it was the best average

spk_0 Yards per carry of the season and we just weren't running it

spk_0 What what would you say to people who were like hey Jalen hurts finally through the ball a ton of times and they lost

spk_0 He he didn't look bad throwing a had 280 yards. He had over a hundred quarterback rating like

spk_0 he

spk_0 That's exactly what the the fucking haters want that's I don't max I don't be I don't care about the stats that you said

spk_0 I don't know you lost, but that's what everyone says is like he's like oh

spk_0 You really think it is a good quarterback because you wins throwing the ball like 105 yards

spk_0 I'm like get what you want the fuck football game right

spk_0 And then he loses the football game. There's a two-eighteen two touchdowns and then it's like oh maybe sucks because you couldn't win

spk_0 win the game while it's

spk_0 Whatever so the Eagles are better when Jalen hurts is not good or doesn't throw doesn't throw

spk_0 That's not what I'm saying, but he wins. No, but he wins. That's good. It's not what I'm saying when he wins

spk_0 It's good that one pass a J brown that was tough

spk_0 Well, yeah, I don't know if you you might not know ball. What are you talking about?

spk_0 Well, AJ Brown stopped running are we talking about I understand AJ Brown said after he's like he looked up

spk_0 There was no ball and that's why he stopped running and then the ball was late

spk_0 Oh, that's AJ Brown

spk_0 If we're talking if we're talking about the seam route that's AJ Brown

spk_0 He made a guy know he stopped running

spk_0 He cut stopped running and then he started once he saw the ball miscommunication and then it was like five yards over him

spk_0 But if he had run the whole time. Yeah, yeah

spk_0 Underneath but he said after the game like he was just like yeah, I looked up the ball wasn't there

spk_0 Uh, asked me slow down because he thought the ball wasn't coming. It's not that I didn't think it was coming

spk_0 I looked up it didn't see the ball. I looked back and didn't see the ball. Yeah, he's then the ball was thrown

spk_0 So like I said, we just missed so yeah, he he did stop running because he thought the ball was the timing was off

spk_0 Because the ball wasn't coming. Yeah, but the ball was coming but the ball was he just didn't see it the more

spk_0 Concerning film of AJ Brown to me is the very last play of the game. Yeah big have you rewatched that? Yes

spk_0 The second it happened on I don't know if we can call it a hill marry. It was like what a 35 yard pass 30 yard pass

spk_0 Something like that the last play of the game

spk_0 Jalen hurts frozen in the end zone

spk_0 And it looks like AJ Brown's playing cornerback against Davante Smith. We wanted that like Davante Smith is jumping up to make the catch and AJ jumps over his back

spk_0 Like fucks up the entire catch and then grabs Davante Smith by his head and like pulls him back

spk_0 To the ground it looked like bridesmaids fighting over the bouquet of wedding

spk_0 This is what happens when you don't feed him the ball. They get hungry for it. Yeah

spk_0 That max that is that's concerning. Yes. I mean that how concerned are you that is like

spk_0 Two competitors wanting to go up and get a ball like it's a scrum in there. You don't even really know

spk_0 Who's who in the situation like he's just trying to catch football which

spk_0 my argument would be

spk_0 That ball

spk_0 There has to be a plan going into that play of who's who is going to be the guy that goes up to make the play and who is going to be the guy that is on the side for a tip

spk_0 Yeah, but winning football you're not even in a Hail Mary situation. I think he knew that was like you guys started

spk_0 Have been winning so many games you haven't been in all practices also just an egregious non-call on the on gotter on gotter in the place

spk_0 Yeah, no, I agree I agree with that. That one was bad the bonix intentional grounding was bad and the

spk_0 Zach Pond

spk_0 Personal foul was yeah, that was more that was for it down. That was a little more stupid than bad

spk_0 My penalty stat was what what a red hearing stat because that was a weed

spk_0 Obviously the most important calls win against the Eagles. Yes, not it like the total yardage

spk_0 Yeah, and the debuts really no legal motion on the divante Smith big big pass play that's stuck to

spk_0 Yeah, where um, but that was like I mean you're not gonna. Yeah, that was just

spk_0 Yeah, that was just execution

spk_0 Uh, I mean you guys are four and one you're gonna kill the Jones. Yeah, you're gonna be fine

spk_0 Yeah, who

spk_0 Hank what'd you think about the game?

spk_0 I thought I was an exciting game. I thought you know both teams played well bonix coming out party of zone

spk_0 18 on an answer in the fourth quarter passing the torch game not passing the torch, but it was you know

spk_0 On the road against the Super Bowl champs. There's a greedy performance

spk_0 So there was a little argument in the gambling cave. Can we play that clip so the people can hear it

spk_0 Oh, no, he's taking off his headphones

spk_0 I mean the people want to hear it. They want to they want to hear what we're talking about

spk_0 If we're gonna get in an argument, are he's making? All right, Zach pull it off some some context here

spk_0 Hank is hungry dog parlay had the Denver Broncos

spk_0 Beating the Eagle tank is picked against the eagle as every single week max for his hungry dog parls

spk_0 No, yes one week one week they're on Thursday night football

spk_0 This is what Hank does we've worked with Hank for how many years have you worked with Hank?

spk_0 This is this is this happens at least once

spk_0 Usually a couple times a year

spk_0 There will be a week in the NFL season where Hank will win everything and it will be

spk_0 Someone else losing everything and it will and he'll sit here and smile and it will drive you to your wits end

spk_0 But he doesn't he's not doing anything wrong. He's just winning. Thank you. Sometimes he's a little

spk_0 I've been in this spot before max. It sucks. There's nothing you can do about it

spk_0 And that all started he just has a week like this every year where he just wins multiple well not always this is the beginning last year

spk_0 I don't know hungry dog, but it's not yeah, it wants at the end of the year one time. So that's not multiple

spk_0 Yes, that's one time. I'm saying multiple are coming. This is and it's usually the expense of one of us snowball

spk_0 Sorry at the top of the hill he's hot

spk_0 So so Hank had his he had the Broncos stay money line and then a fight broke out in the gambling cave

spk_0 And I would like to see how how we're doing is as a group right now

spk_0 But this is this is what happened it this is in the fourth quarter of the game when the Broncos are driving to go up

spk_0 By the way credit Sean Peyton going for two those crazy. I love that call love it on the road balls

spk_0 All right, here it is

spk_0 In that you're that you're being a day. No, that's that's not it. Okay max. Can you please find it for us

spk_0 And find the actual like copy from the from the stream not the not that one because the mics would be better

spk_0 Max's he doesn't want to he doesn't want to play the back story obviously they were in the in the hungry dog parlay

spk_0 And the back story and here's here's one thing I'll say I will want one thing

spk_0 I will say is Max was

spk_0 Coming off a long he was a little you know he was out of wedding. We got to get max off the roof night for the Phillies

spk_0 Too much tough night for Penn State

spk_0 He you know his gas was on empty. He was he was already kind of like a wounded dog and I don't think it helped

spk_0 I wasn't I was not trying to really like I poked the bear with him sometimes yeah

spk_0 This was not really even poking the bear but once he reacted you

spk_0 Naturally, it's like fight or flight and I you know and not and it's not fighting actually fighting

spk_0 It's just like do I want to lean in and get him more upset or right or flight and it's yes. I'm gonna. You talk did you talk about the

spk_0 The little punches did you put your hands on him? Yes

spk_0 You shouldn't put your hands on it. We were sitting next to each other and you put your hands on him

spk_0 Well Hank loves football and he was excited about it. I throw the coat him. I tapped his shoulder. I did tap his shoulder

spk_0 Yeah, and I mean Hank also I don't know if anybody missed out on on the contacts because we haven't talked about MLB or college football

spk_0 But when you said that it's Penn State lost to UCLA who had never they hadn't won a single game

spk_0 They didn't have to lead they hadn't had to lead this year and then oh Hank's trending is he?

spk_0 Love that. Hey, that's just mine. Oh, that's your buddy is he's trending inside. What is like this is this is a

spk_0 I wish I could go back and look like this happens every year and then the Dodgers

spk_0 They came back against the Phillies. Yeah, and that was last night

spk_0 So those are the games that Hank's talking about yeah, and then today it was the NFL football game

spk_0 Okay, so that might have been the last let's give the people the context and show them the uh the fight that that took place

spk_0 This is Max and Hank

spk_0 Shut the fuck up

spk_0 So he just he threw a touchdown. I said don't even know any

spk_0 That he's knocked your hat on

spk_0 I just shut up

spk_0 Shut up shut up. I don't give a fuck you never fucking hit these you're gonna lose the next fucking leg

spk_0 It's like fucking barway

spk_0 It's a fucking bullshit barway

spk_0 I'm like a shucker fucking man. I'm like a shucker fucking man. It's every

spk_0 Bobo Bobo shut up

spk_0 It wasn't dog

spk_0 Dude was a fine your throw shut up shut up

spk_0 Oh baby let's go

spk_0 Max got in and people can't watch this but he stood up and started punching the wall

spk_0 Gotting tin balls

spk_0 Max

spk_0 Shut up

spk_0 Yes, so there was a moment where where Max reaches over he throws Hank's hat

spk_0 He picks up Hank's phone which was on my throws that by the way

spk_0 He he ingrashed my phone and my dick at the same time

spk_0 I thought everything was fair except for Max touching your penis and hat

spk_0 No, he can touch your hat. No hats fine Max physical contact was bad Max

spk_0 I don't want you to ever touch Hank's penis again deal all right. Yep step on digs could learn a lot from this rule

spk_0 Yes, that hanging with a boy. All right, so where are you guys at now?

spk_0 Because I also saw there was another one should we play the other one too because you then

spk_0 You then tried to accuse him of

spk_0 Of what what he was the accusing you of I was trying to just throw the pot

spk_0 Oh, he was trying to say like clip hi literally

spk_0 The score touchdown and I was I was like yes

spk_0 I was upstairs though

spk_0 I was upstairs in my office and I heard Max yelling and I started listening like I came over to listen over the the ledge

spk_0 And all I heard was Max being like you wouldn't do this to to a big cat or pft. I'm like yeah, yeah, he has

spk_0 So what this this exact

spk_0 About 99% of me and Hank's fights in our entire

spk_0 Friendship and existence together has pretty much been this exact circumstance so Max pivoted

spk_0 Right, he's not doing anything wrong. It's just inside the cake. He just entered yes. He is yes. Yes. Yes

spk_0 What is he doing? You're insane

spk_0 Do not give him the out that he's not purposely trying well, he won the bet

spk_0 Yes, I get that he won the fucking bet all the bullshit parolais apologize. I get no

spk_0 Max I'm also saying you're not wrong either like you're not wrong in your anger

spk_0 He this is all inside of the cake at all

spk_0 But I it all started with with the with the punch and like look at that look at bonix as if like the touching too much at one point

spk_0 Am I going to like be happy that bonix is throwing a good football you should don't don't don't touch

spk_0 Okay, no, but it would but that was the point that started it and then I got mad when you did that and then it was every play

spk_0 Oh, that's a dot that's a dot that's a dot 18 on entered points in the fourth quarter

spk_0 But like Broncos guy I gave you an opening and then you just kept kept going and you know it if the Broncos didn't score

spk_0 18 on the answered points in the fourth quarter and I have a you know a big comeback win

spk_0 I would not have been doing that you're right you weren't even watching the fucking commanders game

spk_0 And that was the last leg uh max that's where that's where I got a little bit pissed off

spk_0 So what happened in the second clip what are you talking

spk_0 You are

spk_0 Did you was I was I was I was I was I in the cave for the commander's wins

spk_0 Max is right Hank left the cave

spk_0 Once at least to swing a golf club and nope again to ball you are a boss you were playing pinball

spk_0 I took yeah maybe it halftime during the game

spk_0 Because I was like where the fuck is Hank now I need somebody on my side and here and then here but here's the part

spk_0 The piss I was taking it was at the you one that's been like I was like to

spk_0 order the commanders game and then max comes into the studio and then max

spk_0 Max starts like prosecuting Hank trying to just get him to admit under under over that no no

spk_0 The game was still very much up in the air

spk_0 But Max is like trying to make Hank admit to the fact that he was just stirring the pot

spk_0 And being a jerk on purpose which I wasn't and then that became a thing

spk_0 We're Hank tried to pretend like he wasn't trying to be a jerk. I was he very obviously was I was not and he but he would not admit to Max

spk_0 Is hostile cross cross examination and then after a while. I was just wasn't that clip we please listen

spk_0 There's a tell me who's being a jerk that's not the clip is not not where the anger came from Max

spk_0 It was the 45 minutes before the clip Max did this is what Hank does though you realize it big cats right when he says that he doesn't him

spk_0 Yeah, Hank did it to me last year a few times

spk_0 And and the little

spk_0 Smarting

spk_0 This is what he does come to the game link haven't make bets

spk_0 But god forbid if you fucking bet again one of our teams. We will crucify. I don't know

spk_0 It does happen

spk_0 Max I actually have your back in the fact that like Hank has put me in this in this bind before and I've I've reacted poorly

spk_0 And it just says what it is he just he gets this hot streak. He's you can't look at his face like what are you gonna do he just does this

spk_0 He's a mad job touch every now and now but your entire point was like

spk_0 You shouldn't even be rooting for the Broncos because your parlay is our bullshit and they're never gonna hit you're gonna lose the next fucking way

spk_0 Yeah, no that that part was tough. That was a bad look for

spk_0 Thanks to the commanders so all you do is betting against our team. Oh wait

spk_0 I was betting with pft hey come on your side and way pft was betting with me. I'm on your side is how yeah

spk_0 I was betting on the Patriots but and and yeah you are

spk_0 Absolutely within your rights to root for your bets to win. That's what we do. It's called the gambling game

spk_0 Can I just a little clip of the interrogation yeah the interrogation support

spk_0 I should know this one. I will say hand up. I was stirring the dog. This one. I was very big of you Hank

spk_0 No, that's all I'm asking you make your trying to be a day

spk_0 I wasn't I was trying to I was what about when you were like I have a bone how about

spk_0 Yes, you did you know that you did

spk_0 Yeah

spk_0 Yes, bone makes made one throw and you were like how about bow what like

spk_0 What other way were you doing that other than trying to be a fucking ass

spk_0 When I came in when I came into this cave after the Philly's fucking glitter last night

spk_0 What is that?

spk_0 Was it a good fucking mood and you're doing it trying to be a fucking asshole

spk_0 Hey, make that you were trying to be a fucking asshole

spk_0 What like how

spk_0 Say back and shit ahead

spk_0 Be then you try to be an asshole

spk_0 Throw

spk_0

spk_0 Just keep it out that was that was that was over I know people will be like oh you like

spk_0 You know, I had some people being like oh like how can you let this happen?

spk_0 This is the most like guys watching football thing you if you don't get enough fight with your friends about gambling your

spk_0 Your teams everything like this everyone has been in this situation

spk_0 Want someone's winning someone's losing it fucking sucks guess what

spk_0 You guys are good now, right? Yeah, you moved on I bet on the Patriots and like because I knew I could just feel that this was a

spk_0 Hank day. Yeah, I just right you got to leave it to that's the trick is when you can feel the Hank days coming along

spk_0 It's way better to be on the Hanks out of history. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you got to just hop on but it's it's it's a very it's very telling when people like are like

spk_0 Oh, man, this is ridiculous like they're fighting over the

spk_0 That's just not that serious. Yeah, that just shows that you just don't have have friends because this is

spk_0 If if we weren't doing this job if we weren't doing this podcast

spk_0 I'd be sitting in a basement somewhere with my friends probably doing similar things where I'd be

spk_0 Mad if I lost and they won or I won and they lost it just happens

spk_0 So you guys are good. Yeah, I also think max, you know, and again like I'm fine

spk_0 Like I'm we're good friends and I will be the punching bag for the Phillies like

spk_0 Max's anger that came out to me was at the Phillies and not me and I understand that. Yeah

spk_0 There's a need you need you need something to get mad at when your team like if your team loses you

spk_0 You can't be like my team just sucks. You gotta be also get mad at someone. I would I'm still down severely bad from that Phillies

spk_0 Yeah, and Penn State and Penn State

spk_0 Playoff baseball sucks and and yeah the Eagles that was a tough loss Broncos though

spk_0 Congrats to Broncos at bat Hank. I have a blind resume if you want to blind resume. Yeah, I love a blind

spk_0 Okay, who should I hang let me ask you this please this won't be for Hank

spk_0 So I'm not gonna try to troll Max anymore. I'll just go to my boy Hank

spk_0 All right quarterback one

spk_0 This uh by the way, I'll just frame this

spk_0 This blind resume it features two quarterbacks that have two common opponents this season. Okay. Oh played the same teams

spk_0 Two common opponents against those two common opponents quarterback one in two games

spk_0 253 yards passing

spk_0 And do come mind yeah, yeah, come on zero touchdowns. Mm-hmm zero picks. Mm-hmm quarterback two

spk_0 610 yards passing

spk_0 three touchdowns

spk_0 two interceptions in regulation

spk_0 Gotta go quarterback two. Yeah, so quarterback one is actually Super Bowl champion Jalen Hertz. Oh

spk_0 quarterback two

spk_0 Is Russell Wilson. Oh Super Bowl champion wow. I just thought that was interesting

spk_0 What are the common what are the two common the cowboys cowboys and the chiefs chiefs?

spk_0 Wow, I thought that was interesting. That is interesting. Yeah, very interesting and how many how many

spk_0 Please for Russell Wilson uh 610 yards

spk_0 How many yards did he have against the cowboys? Uh, he had a lot of this order

spk_0 He had a lot of those yards against the cowboys. It was basically a

spk_0 It was a cowboy's stat and then I was like fuck. I gotta add these shitty chief stats

spk_0 And this is all regulation only regulation only and has nothing to do with the games this week

spk_0 I know he's just gonna blind resume. We're talking ball because we're talking about quarterbacks

spk_0 You have a more blind resume podcast. Yeah, we're talking about quarterbacks in the NFL

spk_0 I like how we're actually like blind blind resumes because uh audio blind resumes are the worst version

spk_0 To consume them. Yeah, because every time you start saying the numbers. I just get you start to forget the numbers

spk_0 Yeah, it's the way

spk_0 I've really just only picked whoever the second. Yeah, grouping numbers. That's because that's always the better one. Yeah

spk_0 Okay, okay, go we good boys. What Max? I have to pee. Are we done? Are we good? Yes. All right. You want to apologize to hang? No

spk_0 Not for the dick and the parlay in the parlay and saying this parlay was gonna lose

spk_0 Stupid fucking parless. Yeah, 15 to one for that for the people I

spk_0 I don't want to say I apologize for that. Okay, okay max

spk_0 I would like you to apologize to Hank for touching this bubble. I said that. That was the first thing I said

spk_0 First bubble

spk_0 Sorry for making I'm sorry for making you making sure you're watching a good bone. I don't know why I took that might have been

spk_0 Thank you, Hank. Yeah, sometimes I see red and I just I just do things

spk_0 They just are gratitude and it's like the closest thing to getting physical without actually punching you. Yeah, no

spk_0 You were you were actively surveying Hank and his like environment to find something that you physically hit that wasn't his body

spk_0 I saw someone someone was like

spk_0 Max gonna do this the wrong guy one day and get his ass kicked it's like we're in the gambling cave with our friends

spk_0 Yeah, this is not we're not a random guy at the bar

spk_0 You guys were fighting. I was just like that's like two brothers fighting. Yeah, the fuck cares

spk_0 It's funny. You're tough around Hank. I'd like to see you try that shit against Steven Chey. We always

spk_0 We've probably wouldn't do it. I wouldn't know. I know that's is that's truth. Yeah. All right max go pee

spk_0 Can you can you admit that you're bringing a dick? I really wasn't

spk_0 You can tell us I

spk_0 I literally there was one like a minor like go throw by bow

spk_0 But like in the grand scheme of things and yeah, he was a dick like that's a nothing

spk_0 Like I say it's a it's a slate troll

spk_0 But like if I was trying to be a dick yeah, I would have been a much bigger dick

spk_0 That was just like testing the waters and I realized like he was what did I say right when it was happening

spk_0 I was like the only thing that I don't I take Max's side on is the dotting dotting him dotting tin bones nickname would drive me terrible

spk_0 That would drive me insane that part would drive me insane. Well like when I root for my cornerbacks. I say dot

spk_0 Yeah, yeah, you put that you make names of them with dot. So that's where it's like that's an existing

spk_0 I'm just doing me focused on what I'm betting on and rooting for if that bothers you that's a you pro

spk_0 All right, I never make a merch

spk_0 Donnington bones, dude, the best is when max when he does that with his hands. You just know it's on

spk_0 I think he's the best swear we've got. I came to that revelation the other night

spk_0 It was when he was doing his fillies video at the wedding. He was at the way he says fuck

spk_0 What's because there's usually like a little bit of spit that comes out. Yeah, and then and and he's just

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spk_0 Okay back to the games

spk_0 Saints 24 giants 14

spk_0 Uh, this is a crazy game Spencer Ratler officially a winning quarterback

spk_0 In the NFL. He's won a game. Mm-hmm believe him when he tells you he said I feel like I'm not playing losing football

spk_0 This week he then went out in one and he actually played well

spk_0 He like made some nice throws made some nice runs didn't was under pressure did not get sacked

spk_0 So did a good job with that didn't turn the ball over

spk_0 This though was more about the giants it felt like the giants

spk_0 Uh, they were riding the high from Jackson dark last week. They started the game two touchdown drives

spk_0 They're up 14 to three. They're next

spk_0 Seven possessions went punt punt fumble fumble fumble

spk_0 There was a turn for a touchdown interception interception. They had five straight

spk_0 possessions with turnovers and the wheels just kind of fell off and Jackson dart maybe not his best

spk_0 You know second game. He's still a rookie the flea flicker miss that he had

spk_0 Mm-hmm. That felt like a pretty big moment

spk_0 Uh, and yeah, it was five straight turnovers first time. It's happened since 2016 now some of that was he met five straight some of that was because

spk_0 Scataboo had the wrong gloves on. Yes, he needs to have new gloves that were that were brought to him on the sidelines

spk_0 Unfortunately that guy caught by the cameras people are gonna latch onto that for like the next year for him. Yep

spk_0 But yeah, it was uh Jackson dart. He tries to do too much sometimes. Yeah, that's he's a he's officially entered that as

spk_0 Not only like it's not always a bad thing because you can control it

spk_0 Josh Allen's gotten really good at he used to do that shit all the time

spk_0 But also Jackson dart

spk_0 He he kind of spazes out sometimes in the middle of plays. It's a college thing

spk_0 Yeah, like that's what he always used to do and when you spaz out in the NFL

spk_0 You end up getting the ball taken away from you by somebody who's much much better than a college defender

spk_0 Yeah, in Jackson darts defense

spk_0 He won his first start last week

spk_0 He started this game two touchdown drives. He probably in his head was like

spk_0 I'm the man

spk_0 And then he got humbled pretty quickly in the Saints by the way the Saints in terms of bad teams one in four teams

spk_0 Besides the Seahawks game they've been in every single game. They fight hard this game. They were

spk_0 Down so quickly and then they came back they ended up scoring uh, we have they went on a 23-0 run

spk_0 Like they're a bad team that's still trying really hard and it's good for Kelli Moore good for Spencer Rattler

spk_0 Get their first win in the dome. It felt like it was rocking

spk_0 Also, this is the first

spk_0 QB drafted by the Saints to win a game since 19 for the Saints since 1998

spk_0 Yeah, which is crazy Danny Wurfel was the last one who did it nuts

spk_0 And then if you go before him you probably have to go back a while too, but uh this I think I think

spk_0 Spencer Rattler is probably the second best one and ten

spk_0 quarterback of all time who the best being is I think wasn't Troy Ackman didn't he have

spk_0 Was he one and ten? I think he might have been one and ten. Yeah, I think his first year he was one and fifth in his first 11 games

spk_0 He might have I think they won was it was it. Oh, he was oh and 11

spk_0 Yeah, I think they won Troy. Yeah, Troy Ackman was oh and 11

spk_0 Uh, yes, Spencer Rattler. He's he won a game. I'm happy. You want a game very happy

spk_0 They got to do club dub for the first time in a long time in New Orleans. Yep, but they did the boom box and the LEDs and all that stuff

spk_0 so yeah, good for them also

spk_0 Rashid Shaheed so fat might be might be the best like pure deep threat guy

spk_0 Yeah

spk_0 The NFL always needs a few of those guys and he's got the best name

spk_0 He's got the best name, but in terms of like guys that specialize in just being really really fast and faster than everybody else and getting vertical

spk_0 I feel like Rashid Shaheed is definitely it's like him George pickings is also an elite deep threat

spk_0 But Shaheed is like the classic deep threat where he's just like I'm gonna run straight nobody's gonna be able to cover me for 40 yards

spk_0 And then I'll just run past you and catch and touch it also Jackson dart had there were a couple bad drops to really bad drops

spk_0 Yeah, on some throws that he had that that flea flicker that could have changed he wants that one back

spk_0 Yeah, he would like that one back for sure

spk_0 But that one had been nice. I feel yeah your your receivers got to help out a rookie quarterback

spk_0 I think Slayton might who I don't have Malik neighbors. Yeah

spk_0 We also had so I looked it up the Saints

spk_0 Since the by-week last year their own

spk_0 nine against

spk_0 Every team they've played except the Giants are two and oh so there's two and nine since the by-week last year

spk_0 They're two and oh against the Giants oh and nine against everyone else all right Ryan Davils got a Saints problem

spk_0 Yeah, he does he's got a Saints problem

spk_0 I still think the Giants are gonna be okay. I think they'll be an okay. Don't be like respect okay in terms of I don't think that Davils gonna get fired

spk_0 Uh

spk_0 How many wins do they have to have for Davils to keep his job?

spk_0 New quarterback I'm gonna say five it see it depends it depends on on

spk_0 How dart looks like if they lose a bunch of football games, but dart gets better

spk_0 Then you can justify it I think I don't know if you think that he keeps their job if they win three games no not three

spk_0 I think I think if they win

spk_0 I'd say five or six games you might be safe. Can I just read off to you their next yep grouping of opponents

spk_0 They have the Eagles on Thursday. They have to play at the Broncos. They have to play at the Eagles

spk_0 They have to play the 49ers. They have to play at the Bears. They have to play the Packers and then the Lions

spk_0 It's tough. It's gonna be tough. That's tough. Then they have then they finish the season with the uh at the Patriots

spk_0 commanders Vikings raiders Cowboys maybe maybe a

spk_0 Maybe a few rip off a few wins late. I could see them getting to five or six

spk_0 Yeah, and the Malik neighbor saying is just such a bummer for the Giants because like that was the you know

spk_0 He's so dynamic and then you have a chance at some of these games and again jack starts his second start

spk_0 So you can't really like take a lot from this, but I think I think Davil might be in trouble with

spk_0 If he doesn't they have to win a few games. I can't just be jacks and dart looked okay

spk_0 No, I'd say if they win five games and and dart looks like he's playing good football towards the end of the year

spk_0 Yeah, I can see the mayor is being like we don't want to we don't want to switch things up. Yeah, that's fair

spk_0 Okay, and and congrats to saints. That's good. I'm happy for Spencer rattler that became a bummer that every week

spk_0 We're just like yeah, because he was bad, but he wasn't oh and 10 bad. Yeah

spk_0 There the Giants were the only NFL team over the last 30 seasons to score a touchdown on their first two drives

spk_0 And have a turnover on five straight drives in the same game Brian Dable was asked about that. He said hard to do

spk_0 Mm-hmm. That's a fact. They did they did something that was very difficult today

spk_0 You know it's crazy is that the Giants haven't won back-to-back games since 2023

spk_0 And that was that was Tommy Davido that was Tommy Davido made that was that that was the fit when we were doing the thing

spk_0 Yeah, that was that was that era

spk_0 I felt good though and they were they were kind of close

spk_0 This game was a lot closer than it really should have been considering all the turnovers

spk_0 Yeah, yeah, I would say so yeah, I mean five straight five straight possessions with the turnovers pretty insane

spk_0 Yeah, it's tough to win those games. All right next up cowboys 37 jets 22

spk_0 Uh, let's start with the cowboys. Dak is playing

spk_0 Very good football. Oh, yeah, Bogey McFarlane said he's the MVP

spk_0 I think Bogey might have even said it's not close which I would disagree with that

spk_0 Because there's a couple guys who it's definitely close with uh, yeah, it is close

spk_0 But I think Dak's definitely in the we're having the conversation right now

spk_0 He's in the conversation. Yeah, she was asked about that deck press cop because he uh, there were there were people fans chanting MVP

spk_0 He said my ears work so I did hear it, but I didn't hear it. It's week five. I did hear it

spk_0 But I didn't hear that that's actually a perfect dancer from a quarterback. Yeah, but Dak has been great

spk_0 The Cowboys offense is electric Javante Williams is awesome

spk_0 He had 135 yards. He had I think 76 yards after Miss tackles. Mm-hmm George Pickens has five touchdowns

spk_0 George Pickens is about to make a lot of money

spk_0 He's gonna get paid he's making he has been I mean like this CD lamb injury has been great for George pickens

spk_0 The fact that these deep although he was getting some some a lot of you know shots even with CD

spk_0 But George pickens been awesome Javante Williams been awesome. Dak's been awesome

spk_0 Jake Ferguson has been insane

spk_0 Jake Ferguson has 41 catches on the season

spk_0 So the crazy thing about pickens is now he's doing against like without a doubt the number one corner back on him

spk_0 Yeah, so like he he put up some nice deep catches against sauce and

spk_0 Yeah, the Cowboys offense is legit legit. Yeah, so Dak on the season he's

spk_0 1356 yards passing I think that's second 10 touchdowns three picks 71.3%

spk_0 completion percentage. He's he's been very very good

spk_0 Uh, and I like the Cowboys are in that fun category because their defense isn't great. Oh, it's got it's gotten a little bit better

spk_0 But they're they're offense especially when they get CD back

spk_0 They should be able to score on anyone. They should make every game entertaining that they're in

spk_0 Yeah, I mean this was uh this was an up game for their defense though

spk_0 Yeah, they walked away feeling a lot better about that they think they can be like yeah, we I guess we fixed it

spk_0 This this week. Did you fix it or was it just

spk_0 Mames the Jets

spk_0 Me was it Jets I

spk_0 Think it was just the Jets now you tweeted out that the Jets have been eliminated from postseason contention

spk_0 That's are all too easy. Oh, okay, but now you tweet out that they're on the clock

spk_0 They're on the clock. It's over. This is the worst this is the worst team in football and probably the worst team I've ever watched

spk_0 This is I think the 2020 was worse, but yeah, they they are the last uh team without a win

spk_0 I don't understand it because it's like they do have they kind of did the exact same thing as they did against Miami where it's like

spk_0 Opening drive get all the way down the field. I think they might have been a penalty or something had to settle for a field goal

spk_0 Then they drive the ball again fumble again. It's like they get I saw stat they had 19 plays of 10 plus yards

spk_0 I know there was some garbage time in here, but that's an explosive offense

spk_0 But yeah, they're just not good

spk_0 No, they're not good and then so for the offense you're you have to play perfect because the the defense is is that bad

spk_0 Right, this is where you got to you got to go the meme strategy. Just drafting all defense next year

spk_0 You know, it's all defense all deep. You know, it's crazy is that the Jets don't have a single takeaway. Yeah, it's five games

spk_0 First team ever in the history of the NFL which that that's that seems counterintuitive first own five team

spk_0 To start the season own five and have zero takeaways zero takeaways is crazy for you think they're all these coach

spk_0 And I also feel like the Jets have talent on defense

spk_0 So here's the thing about that

spk_0 Like the the football guys of the world are saying that all the guys they signed

spk_0 Infre agency and brought back don't fit the scheme of Steve Wilkes

spk_0 Which I don't know how that makes sense just go to the other scheme

spk_0 Yeah, yeah adapt like is that coach to your players? Yeah

spk_0 Like scheme towards your players. Yeah, they're just like oh well

spk_0 She just got to coach him up and they just say that after every single week and they've been getting worse

spk_0 Yeah, that is pretty crazy

spk_0 Like just just

spk_0 Play to your players strengths

spk_0 Like they are missing a couple guys, but still it just it's so brutal

spk_0 Well, when it comes to the craziest part of this whole

spk_0 No takeaways thing is at some point you would just luckily recover one of the fumbles, right

spk_0 All the fumbles just bounce right back to the other team. There's I don't think you guys have even come close to recovering a fumble

spk_0 I think we were close one time, but then there was a flag

spk_0 It sucks josephield isn't giving up though means as you see his quote about uh

spk_0 There's never been an own five team that has made the playoffs. I did see that he said there's a first time for everything brother

spk_0 Yeah, just a field is perfect for this team. He's just you don't you can't really evaluate what he is because defense so bad

spk_0 But we know what he is you know what he is

spk_0 But you don't know what he is he's he's he's a perfect quarterback to loot to lose games

spk_0 That's it. That's all he is. I mean he had like well, then you know what he is

spk_0 Yeah, but he don't know what he is but if you say that he's a perfect quarterback to lose games you know what he is

spk_0 Yeah, he's a loser

spk_0 That was hard. Yeah, I mean

spk_0 A capital L I still room for josephields. It's just there's times where it's just

spk_0 Yeah, yeah, I mean he had he had a good stat line today

spk_0 But if you watch the game you don't walk away being like that's like that's gonna lead you that's kind of his thing

spk_0 Yeah, like where the stats will will look okay and then

spk_0 He'll have a player too that will pop but it's like if you watch down to down you're like this doesn't seem super functional

spk_0 Yeah, I'm very assessment at the fair assessment. Yeah, I garbage time. He's a lecher. Did you allow yourself because he got so there was so much garbage time that for a second

spk_0 I thought like maybe maybe the jets they looked like they're playing hard on the fourth quarter when it was

spk_0 Or when it was a two-score game I was like ah

spk_0 And then they just drove down the field. Yeah, by the way, you know you got screwed on the Skycam

spk_0 We mean the ball that got tipped and then hit the Skycam

spk_0 I was watching football night in America and our good friend Mike Floreo said that by rule that should have

spk_0 been a redo of a down

spk_0 So you should have dirt and goal again would have changed the entire game. Yeah, does that does that rule change if the ball is tipped

spk_0 Yeah, he know he said he said no matter what happens if it hits it it has to be redo redo. Wow. Yeah, crazy

spk_0 What do we what do we say about Aaron Glenn's sad feelable

spk_0 It wasn't sad feel though. It was a somewhat sad feel because because game to the three-score

spk_0 I guess that I guess that is true, but it was still a

spk_0 Semi sad feel it was semi-sad, but if it was 30 to three game to a three-score like it goes from four to three that

spk_0 That's how they kept it was 30 to three

spk_0 Um, and they came to field goal. They kicked the field goal. Yeah, cut it to three-score

spk_0 Then they got the touchdown cut it to two-score. That is how the that's the right you're right. You're right

spk_0 It just anytime you see a field goal team lining up for field goal down 33 that is by definition sad

spk_0 It is sad, but you do have to figure out way to be like well, we could yeah, hypothetically we could win where are you on Aaron Glenn overall

spk_0 I don't know this team fucking sucks. Yeah, they do. Do you think this is the worst team you've seen? I think

spk_0 2020 2020 was really bad. That was the COVID year and it was just like instant loss

spk_0 I just remember playing 49ers they did

spk_0 Jetsweet with Raheem Moster and it was it was a ADR touchdown start-to-game. Yeah, yeah, is this the most embarrassing team that you've watched

spk_0 Like are you personally embarrassed by the jets the mono jets were pretty bad

spk_0 They they brought out Luke Fulk who's a Washington Washington. Yeah, I remember

spk_0 Quarterback. Yeah third string behind Trevor Simi and he broke his leg the week before

spk_0 Because again Sam Darnell had mono

spk_0 And I think they got one first down that game against the Eagles. Yeah, was that the the COVID year where it was like the Broncos where they

spk_0 They had a guy playing quarterback that didn't play quarterback. Yeah, cuz Blake Bortles accidentally gave everybody COVID. Yep

spk_0 What um memes are you at least at a point now

spk_0 Owned five where you're not gonna let them affect your mood

spk_0 Yeah, I I thought they actually had a chance say I will never think that okay, so that's good

spk_0 There's a freeing moment there where you're like they can't hurt me anymore

spk_0 They can figure out a way they could they could definitely figure out a way but today was final straw

spk_0 The cabboys had four or five lineman out they had CD-Lam out they had their slot receiver out

spk_0 The list goes on and on then they they had two two defensive starters also go out during the game

spk_0 They're the last

spk_0 They're the last ranked defense in the league

spk_0 Like I don't know what we're doing. I just figure out a way to win that game. They were favorites at kickoff

spk_0 I just realized too like

spk_0 This happened I asked if it could they could still hurt you cuz I've been in that spot where it's like hey

spk_0 At least they can't hurt me in this season anymore

spk_0 And then I just it just popped in my head that the whole marks anxious thing happened and he's like the best quarterback you've had in a while

spk_0 Yeah

spk_0 Where did you feel so marks anxious for people missed it a

spk_0 Report came out on Friday they got stabbed and was had like life threatening injuries

spk_0 Everyone rushed to Twitter to be like I hope he's okay. He's great guy

spk_0 Uh, then it comes out the report is that he was running windsprints in an alley in Indianapolis

spk_0 Got in a fight with like a truck driver who's trying to park. Who's a door to ask try was trying to park

spk_0 Started beating the fuck out of this guy. This is all legit

spk_0 But I saw the pictures of the guy he was fighting and it was brutal. Narley. Yeah

spk_0 Then the guy pepper sprayed mark sands says and then stabbed him because he was afraid that he was gonna die because mark sands

spk_0 Was beating him so bad. There's a six-year-old or a 69-year-old guy. Yeah, and the guy look pretty fucked up. Yeah

spk_0 Bad mark sand so it was like everyone was like oh man

spk_0 I hope he's mark sands is okay, and then the story about five hours there's like oh wait

spk_0 Mark's inches almost killed the guy. Yeah, then they said we arrested mark sands says in the hospital

spk_0 That is the worst hangover of all time. I spent the last day thinking about it and running through the different scenarios

spk_0 I think if you're in a hospital bed recovering from stab wounds

spk_0 You get arrested in your hospital bed. That is the worst way to spend a day coming down. Don't forget

spk_0 probably sore from running drunk windsprints

spk_0 That's also probably true. I want to know more about the windsprints also

spk_0 It was the Raiders game, right? Yeah, they should have let him call the game. Yeah, they should have let mark sands

spk_0 Call the game from the hospital bed. Yeah, that would have been a nice touch to it. Hope hope other the guy that got

spk_0 The fuck beat out of him is okay. Yes, hope mark sands says is okay, and uh, yeah, I

spk_0 Maybe he

spk_0 Was partaking in some stuff that he showed me. I don't know. I don't want to speculate. So I'm not gonna speculate

spk_0 But uh bad hangover. Yeah, so that all happened to the juts this weekend

spk_0 Have you started the rebuild again? I haven't started yet. I left here at halftime people. Oh, no

spk_0 I'm talking about your madden rebuild. No, I know. I'm just also just thinking about me

spk_0 I know

spk_0 I came looking for memes at halftime and everyone's like he was here a second ago

spk_0 And then I talked to him after the game. He's like, yeah, I just I just drove home

spk_0 Memes are you uh, I think you're too good for the jets in terms of the maddened stuff. I don't think they deserve you

spk_0 No, I literally I accumulated 20 20 20 20 26 draft picks and they've argued

spk_0 Yeah, it's disgusting. It's bad bad ownership. Yeah, I was gonna draft well too

spk_0 Man, you should give it another shot and let us know people were asking for you to stream it

spk_0 I would watch that stream. I wouldn't I would will you wouldn't have to you'd be in it, but sure yeah

spk_0 Also credit to memes if you fall any any of our socials part in my take instagram twitter

spk_0 We all got significantly fatter on friday on all of the show graphics. Mm-hmm

spk_0 It was great. What what what happened? Can you just give us a little insight into memes brain on friday because it was every single new graphic made me laugh even harder

spk_0 So I was driving home

spk_0 Thursday. Yeah, night

spk_0 And on the drive home I I've made you guys fat

spk_0 So Shane does graphics. How's it Shane does a graphics and then you went into the drop box

spk_0 You downloaded every graphic that Shane made and then you added a fat filter on tall. Yep

spk_0 And then you just tweeted him out throughout today except for max you didn't add a fat filter to max. Why's that?

spk_0 Didn't work on

spk_0 Didn't want to say that out. I think it's I think it's the beard

spk_0 What so uh, did it make you feel a little bit better after the week you had had oh yeah, okay good

spk_0 That's that's great. That was like a really good outlet for you to take out on us

spk_0 Yeah, I've done that once before

spk_0 Uh, so one of one of those days Hank Hank

spk_0 One and everybody else lost who shans like first week here

spk_0 I he sent a thumbnail. I was just like just make Hank fat

spk_0 Oh, we're a good functioning podcast. Yeah, I just had a max and and Hank got a little physical today memes

spk_0 Taking out is so angry at us. He's like I'm just gonna make him all fat. It's good

spk_0 We I think we're all in a good place right now

spk_0 Yeah counterpoint has counter fucking voodoo doll of me that he feeds his dog. It's not a voodoo dog. No, that's a dog toy

spk_0 Yeah, that's a dog and it's adorable and by the way it is by far Blake's favorite toy this morning

spk_0 I let Blake downstairs mom texted me and was like this is rude. I swear to god let Blake downstairs this morning

spk_0 First thing he did was he sprinted to get his Blake toy or his his Hank toy

spk_0 It's his favorite toy. He couldn't wait to that's that's why he wakes up every morning

spk_0 So I want to play my friend Hank. I can't wait to bring Hank over to the house

spk_0 So he recognizes Hank from being like the real life-sized version. Yeah of his toy. He's gonna love you

spk_0 We really are the friend of that gumby video. Yeah, it's the company. Yeah, exactly

spk_0 He's gonna be like oh my god my toys here and he's awesome and he's playing with yeah

spk_0 We are the friend of me's podcast

spk_0 He did tear you apart the other way you say man. This is what we should send to the Golden Globes. Yes

spk_0 Like do these guys like each other?

spk_0 We need to do that Golden Globes cut up all right

spk_0 uh

spk_0 Next up cults 40 raiders six

spk_0 Culture juggernaut

spk_0 That throw Daniel Jones made to Michael Pittman for a touchdown

spk_0 I know it was only like a six-yard touchdown if you just look at the box score. You probably aren't impressed

spk_0 Go go look at that throw

spk_0 That is the throw that Daniel Jones is seeing things differently than he has in a long time because

spk_0 He was going

spk_0 Not across the body, but he was moving right and and there was a very small window back of the end zone two defenders

spk_0 And he threw an absolute laser beam to Michael Pittman for a touchdown and you're like that's it

spk_0 That's Daniel Jones

spk_0 He's seeing the field he's coached in a way now that he's get he's like getting this and

spk_0 The culture just good Jonathan Taylor another three touchdowns their defense was awesome

spk_0 The culture just good yeah, they're really good and they're using Tyler Warren

spk_0 All the time. They're finding new inventive ways to get Tyler Warren with the ball

spk_0 It's it's remarkable the difference in these cults as compared to year ago cults. Yeah, it is it's like an entire turnaround

spk_0 And yet Daniel Jones he's playing fast and he's like he's super confident

spk_0 And it's good to see like I feel happy watching to play football. Yeah

spk_0 Tyler Warren is the first touch tied in in NFL history with 300 plus receiving yards and two TDs in his

spk_0 five career games

spk_0 nice pickpoles

spk_0 But Daniel Jones also had a really good throw to Tyler Warren for one of those touchdowns where he just like kind of put it over his shoulder

spk_0 Yeah on the sidelines

spk_0 He's just he's just really Daniel Jones let's let's just talk about Daniel Jones is a pro ball quarterback

spk_0 He's good. He's good at football. He's good. Yeah. He's a very good. He's and the cults are a good football

spk_0 When booker said he maybe if he's Andy Dalton he is

spk_0 He's way better than anyone could have expected. Yeah, absolutely and

spk_0 The cults I don't I know where we talked a little scheduling today, but like

spk_0 They play the cardinals at the chargers and the Titans their next three

spk_0 The cults could very well be a six and two possibly even seven one team going into November like

spk_0 There I don't I don't see

spk_0 It like there one loss is was last week against the Rams when they absolutely beat themselves

spk_0 And like had all those mistakes

spk_0 They're just a really good team and they were you know another efficient day eight for ten on third down

spk_0 They're really really good team they can beat you multiple ways

spk_0 The Raiders on the other hand

spk_0 Are we gonna maybe bench geno Smith?

spk_0 Because are we gonna do the can you pick at experiment again? He's got nine interceptions this season

spk_0 That's the real geno hasn't showed up yet through five weeks. He has nine interceptions

spk_0 Uh, I don't know what that would that would be what 32 interceptions on the year because here's here's game schedule

spk_0 Let me break it down for uh for the Raiders fans

spk_0 Um, he's gonna look really good next week. Mm-hmm, and he's gonna be awesome. You guys are gonna win and who they play and

spk_0 They're playing as he Titans. Oh, so yeah. Yeah, so might that look good. He's gonna look great next week

spk_0 I don't know about that and you'll be like yep geno geno's back. We're good to go and then

spk_0 It's gonna fall apart again. Yeah, so uh

spk_0 I this is kind of my own sign of maybe this is like I

spk_0 When I think a quarterback is about to be done who hasn't had all the accolades hasn't won a super bowl that stuff

spk_0 I just I go look and see how much money they made and I'm like hey, that's pretty pretty nice. Mm-hmm

spk_0 geno Smith uh after

spk_0 2016 when he left the jets and basically it was like hey he could be out of league like in a day

spk_0 You know what I mean like he went to the Giants and he bounced around

spk_0 So after the 2016 season he had made five million dollars playing football

spk_0 Uh after this season how much money his geno Smith gonna be have made playing football. I think 130 I think a hundred

spk_0 107 that's a really good career geno smith awesome career you had a you had a moment you had a crossroads where

spk_0 There was a chance that you were not gonna make more than like a couple million as a backup and then be out of the league

spk_0 Yep, you made a hundred and seven million dollars. You got to get a nice time in Seattle

spk_0 It's bad though right now. It's pretty bad. It's really good

spk_0 But p-carol he seems like he's your rider die

spk_0 He might stick with you for a little bit

spk_0 Also, I think he's made a lot of that money in states that don't have state income tax. Oh, that's all

spk_0 So that's awesome. So he's gotten to keep a bunch of good job

spk_0 So if you had to pick like which state to only make the five million new york's probably the one

spk_0 Yeah

spk_0 But it's bad. It's bad, but I don't really think that

spk_0 The only hope the Raiders have right now in terms of quarterback is like just hope that they time out who's having a good week better

spk_0 Between geno smith and Kenny pick it. Yeah, I know that it uh

spk_0 Just guess p-carol kind of said that he was like uh, we need to stay out there and keep practicing we need the reps

spk_0 We need the turns that's not what's necessary talking about if he's gonna make a switch

spk_0 We need to get better and get right so he's he's sticking with with geno they got to practice more

spk_0 They got to practice p-carol's been saying he's been good in practice and he and he keeps saying that they're he said

spk_0 We believe we're gonna be much better than this. I don't know if that's true. I don't know if they're gonna be better

spk_0 I think that's

spk_0 What you see is what you get with geno smith. Yeah

spk_0 Which is

spk_0 Yeah, yeah, it is it's him it just is that's what it is. Yeah, that's what we need to say with geno smith

spk_0 It is what it is and how he picks the df today to yeah, too

spk_0 So that now he's got what nine on nine nine on the year and nine are

spk_0 Yeah, but non-practice non-practice and I'm sure he's throwing picks in practice p-carol said he hits everything in practice

spk_0 Oh, okay, so not in practice. Well, no, that could be interceptions too. Yeah, because he didn't say what he hits

spk_0 He gets literally everything in practice. Yeah

spk_0 uh

spk_0 Also shout out to interjones. He's actually made an extra four hundred thousand dollars this year because he's one four

spk_0 Games with over 50% of the snaps. So he just keeps making money. Yeah every win. That's if I were

spk_0 It's probably a bad idea because I probably wouldn't win

spk_0 But it would it's got to feel nice to have those type of incentives very nice

spk_0 Just contracts very nice also. I think Shaq Leonard retired as a cult at halftime

spk_0 Oh, and I only bring that up just because we should all take a minute to remember how dominant Shaq Leonard was

spk_0 You had those couple years. It's like holy shit

spk_0 How they find this guy he was one of the best linebackers in football if not the best linebacker in football for a brief period of time

spk_0 And then injuries fucked him up his back. He was he was awesome and he'd see being miss a lot of see

spk_0 I believe so yeah, he was like a rare find it was like holy shit. This guy's awesome

spk_0 Yeah, he was a beast and we should all take time to respect Shaq Leonard. Yes. Uh, okay

spk_0 Next up

spk_0 We got two more games in the after in the early slate. Uh panthers 27 dolphins 24

spk_0 This look like

spk_0 It was gonna be another panthers this season is like officially over dead

spk_0 They were down so fast in this game. Bryse Young started so bad in this game

spk_0 He started with a fumble and interception really bad interception very bad and it was like oh the dolphins

spk_0 They might have something here and then

spk_0 Rico doubt all just ran the ball and Bryse Young did just enough and the panthers win this game and they had a you know

spk_0 Pretty nice comeback because it was it did feel like it was it was done

spk_0 Rico dattle had 206 yards

spk_0 206 yards in a touchdown first Carolina running back to have over 200 yards

spk_0 Since the angel of Williams in 2012 and the connection with Xavier Legett

spk_0 That might be the start of this relationship right now. Yeah finally found him in the end zone look good

spk_0 I also think that Tett Mcmillan looks awesome. Yeah, he does

spk_0 And going into the draft a lot of guys were like I don't know they were like kind of alluding to

spk_0 Why you wouldn't want him on your team he looks like a great football player

spk_0 But this was a passing of the torch. I know we had the passing of the torch game for Hank

spk_0 Sonan a football

spk_0 This is a passing of the torch of like which team is gonna quit on the season?

spk_0 Because there was a moment in this game where it was 17 nothing

spk_0 Panthers and then the the

spk_0 Or sorry dolphins and then the panthers ended up winning 2724

spk_0 So for a moment it was like the panthers are going to quit on this season and then they took that

spk_0 Torch and they're like gave it they threw it basically in the dolphins face like no you quit on this season

spk_0 I think it's because they I think their

spk_0 coaching staff is like in theory very good. Dave can house. I think now this might be a good coach

spk_0 Did you it's hard it's hard to like get a total evaluation of how good he is as a head coach

spk_0 Yeah, given some of the personnel choices they've made did you see the fans in the stands?

spk_0 There was a mixed group of dolphins panthers fans and they were

spk_0 Switching back who would wear the brown paper bag on their head depending on who had scored last. Oh, I

spk_0 I thought it was gonna be like who had the ball. No. Yeah, it was just yeah whoever like if you got scored on then you switched it

spk_0 I like that. Yeah sharing good friends. I do want to talk real quick about uh we lost we lost some good good soldiers out there in the podcast and community this week

spk_0 There was a Carolina Panthers podcast called Meowmix

spk_0 that

spk_0 Retired from podcasting now

spk_0 I was interested in this because you know we're in the business. They're in the business

spk_0 I wanted to kind of see what was going on

spk_0 So I actually watched their last episode. It's about 30 minutes long and

spk_0 Shout out Steven and Jerry they did a 30-minute podcast where they basically like hey we've been doing this since 2019

spk_0 The Panthers are 30 and 74 since they started doing it. They were lifelong Panthers fans

spk_0 They're like this is like essentially ruining our lives. It's taking up so much of our time

spk_0 There was one moment

spk_0 I think it was Steven who said that his kids don't even want to be Panthers fans because

spk_0 They see how much it bums out uh their dad. Mm-hmm, which is a pretty sad thing to say but they uh

spk_0 Yeah, they were it was just a very funny internet thing

spk_0 I kind of want to get them on to talk one of them on to talk to them

spk_0 But we lost some some great dudes out there

spk_0 I do love the team specific podcast because they get really deep into the stuff that we can't cover on the show

spk_0 Yeah, and that's where a lot of the news ends up coming from

spk_0 Yeah, these guys that live and breathe like Carolina Panthers football. Yeah. Oh, yeah max

spk_0 They did do they did post it. It's a win video. It's 30 minutes long. It's literally just a picture and sweet Caroline playing over on and over

spk_0 I got duped by that. I was like oh shit. They're back. Yeah, they're not back. They didn't they that was just a

spk_0 They just got us so that means that there's a market out there for Carolina Panthers podcast

spk_0 Yeah, although they it was like kind of a breath far retirement where they're like I think it was Jerry said that he

spk_0 He's still gonna do draft previews and you're like oh, I can still see it in there. I would they say uh

spk_0 So the future of meow mix hi all meow mix a Carolina Panthers podcast by the way incredible name

spk_0 They got to keep the IP for that. Wait, go back

spk_0 a cure

spk_0 A Carolina Panthers podcast is going on indefinite hiatus

spk_0 Steven and Jerry have enjoyed bringing everyone our thoughts on the team since our first episode in July 30th

spk_0 2019 in that time we've dedicated dedicated several hours a week to the production of the podcast be it watching film outlining the show recording editing and general planning

spk_0 That's an incredible people and now they're just done the amount of time on Sundays that we spend away from our wives and young children

spk_0 Has become difficult to justify I kind of understand that when you're

spk_0 Soul thing is covering a team like the Panthers and if yeah, if the Panthers like they put you in a bad mood around your family every way

spk_0 Yeah, yeah, we would we would be watching the games regardless but locking ourselves away for six to seven hours on a Sunday

spk_0 Just to watch and and then discuss a 42 to 13 ass whipping has become more of a chore than anything else

spk_0 We don't feel it's right to keep the podcast going unless we can continue to put out weekly episodes

spk_0 And right now neither of us want to spend that amount of time talking about the story organization

spk_0 This is why I want to talk to him. I got to know

spk_0 Who brought it up first because they both were thinking about it

spk_0 Like which one of them had the balls be like hey

spk_0 Why are we doing this

spk_0 I got to think maybe the wives had something to do with it. You think so they were like listen

spk_0 I need you to be a functional human being on Sundays and Mondays too. Yeah, and it's just not happening

spk_0 If they let's say the Panthers

spk_0 If they tank the rest of the season and they get another number one draft at quarterback

spk_0 You think they'll be back. I think they'll be back because they'll be excited again

spk_0 Right now there's not like what if you're a panthers fan this is a great win

spk_0 And I think it does say a lot about like your coaching staff that you went down early to the dolphins

spk_0 And you won I think they're undefeated at home to win the home run

spk_0 Yeah, they were able to like kind of bounce back and be a little bit resilient

spk_0 I think that says something good about your coaching staff, but you probably

spk_0 Art to pumped anymore about Bryce. Yeah as the future. Yeah

spk_0 The second you inject a little bit of hope into the guy like what are the names again?

spk_0 Steven and Jerry Steven and Jerry a little bit of hope their whole lives are gonna be better their mood's gonna be better

spk_0 They're their their family life is gonna be better. Yeah, and they're gonna get the itch to get behind the mic again

spk_0 They are gonna get the itch. Well, so I definitely get the itch

spk_0 I need the guys out there boots on the ground telling me how many how many targets to expect for 100 red for this weekend

spk_0 I just I just love their dedication

spk_0 Since 2019 like I said there were 30 and 74 there was a very funny moment where they kind of

spk_0 Talked out the realization. They're like I don't know like

spk_0 Like I don't know how browns fans do it. I don't know how raiders fans do it

spk_0 We kind of realized that we're the same as them. It's like damn. That's gonna be a heavy moment

spk_0 uh and

spk_0 They also gave shout they're like we met so many great people in in the community

spk_0 They're like RJ bloody nugget squeaky cheeks. These were exact quotes surpur. I just fucking loved

spk_0 I love I love these guys. I love these guys. I don't know. I I'm rooting for me. I'll make make a comeback

spk_0 Anyone who's that passionate and just doing it and they're why they're gonna hate you why because I'm trying to get it back into it

spk_0 I hear this and be like the number one sports podcast. I just love I listen to like it's it's hard to break into this business

spk_0 These guys were doing it for six years. I have ultimate respect for them. It's not like they had like

spk_0 Millions of listeners and followers. They were just doing it with a small community. Love with the game

spk_0 I love these guys the fact that they like made friends through the cast. It's squeaky cheap. It's a good thing

spk_0 It's like one nugget guys having hobbies is important. Yeah, what if what if they just what if you're why I've just let you do like once a month

spk_0 Yeah, what if you how about that once a month? I don't want to do it. What if we just do like a disclaimer like hey their takes are not like

spk_0 They're kind of half watching now

spk_0 They're not taking notes. Yeah, just put it out after every win. How about that you only that's the treat for panthers fans

spk_0 Yeah, you win a game me. I'll mix me. I'll mix emergency episode

spk_0 Emergency pod. I always love it when there's a bird doesn't matter like what the podcast is about if they say emergency pod

spk_0 Yeah, I'm listening to it. I gotta know how much

spk_0 All right, we gotta stop talking about this because I want to

spk_0 Like if they're not

spk_0 What how much what? I don't think they're making a ton of money off it if anything, but zero. Yeah

spk_0 Maybe we just we always joke about like the Saudis and the piff like getting personal podcasts

spk_0 What if pft what if we just bought

spk_0 Personal maelmax podcasts. Oh, I thought you would say what if my homie been some and sponsors meomics

spk_0 What if I just okay guys what

spk_0 Thousand bucks for for podcasts after the win. I would like to I wouldn't mind hearing it

spk_0 I would like to catch you're gonna listen to a I like these guys. I listen to their final episode my heart

spk_0 So you're gonna listen to a team's specific panthers podcast

spk_0 Every time they win a game maybe wait. Yeah, he's on 1.5 speed. I was in their last one on one point

spk_0 They're not gonna win that many more games Max come on, man. I think the panthers are a little frisky. All right

spk_0 Yeah, the other good home. I think that's what I'm saying

spk_0 They're frisky memes you disagree

spk_0 Yeah, at home at home at home is a very good point

spk_0 They're not nearly as much of a bummer as they were last year. Yeah, memes do that

spk_0 Patriots game last week was a that was bad. Yeah, but I was all the road that literally got me all mix off air

spk_0 That loss they're literally undefeated at home. Yeah, they are wagging at home. You're you're me all mixed guy, right memes like you respect the fuck out of these guys, right?

spk_0 Oh, yeah, but I also respect I respect them quoting yeah, I had that same exact conversation today with myself wait, what?

spk_0 Quitting the jet oh

spk_0 Yeah, not this job no

spk_0 Mac memes would you say that this job would you say this job is yeah at any point in the last five days did you have a meow mix type of conversation about quitting your job

spk_0 Yeah, like moving to Alaska or something

spk_0 Well, what would you do in Alaska you fucking just be the GM of the jets on and sitting home and the sun

spk_0 No, there isn't in Alaska 48 days 48 hours

spk_0 Means we say that this job has a positive impact on your mental health

spk_0 Daring football season no no, yeah, no, but that's goes for all of us

spk_0 That's true like I love

spk_0 I fuck you

spk_0 You piece of shit you shut I know you're not talking, but shut the fuck out smile. Don't say what you're about to say you piece of shit

spk_0 One the hungry dog one time in the last fucking 24 months and he's

spk_0 Is you're like Billy when he was like I feel bad. That's what you're doing right now. Yeah

spk_0

spk_0 Patriots have brought me great mental health in my life and your life. Yes, um

spk_0 Yeah, no memes is the football season isn't good for any of us like mentally

spk_0 We just got to be stronger than meow mix guys

spk_0 Yeah, today was a bad day. Yeah, listen meow mix. They're not they're not done. No, they're not you know what cats not if we you know

spk_0 Not if I pay for thing about cats. They got nine lives. Yeah, they'll be back

spk_0 Yeah, hold on to that IP meow mix. All right, so that's Stephen and Jerry meow mix good job panther number one pussy pod

spk_0 Yeah, all right real quick uh texans 44 Ravens 10

spk_0 PFT I got a question for you. I got an answer

spk_0 You remember a couple weeks ago when you're like should we have a conversation about CJ Straubt?

spk_0 Uh, and he has since he had he's had a very good couple weeks he had

spk_0 244 yards he's 23 for 27 244 yards

spk_0 Four touchdowns today he looks really good. He also cleared up the whole explosiveness thing saying it was a joke

spk_0 Can't believe he actually called and if the toxic parts of NFL Twitter, which I think is just us

spk_0 No, not just us. No, but like we are part of that. I'd say we're no

spk_0 But when it when it comes to Straubt specifically, I don't know we're Straub boys

spk_0 He was saying on the explosive clip

spk_0 I was literally joking every takes everything out of context nowadays

spk_0 I still can't believe that clip blew up like it did

spk_0 I thought I was a fun genuine answer and said toxic NFL Twitter ran with it in negative light. I don't mean

spk_0 We're not I don't think we're toxic NFL Twitter. I do think we probably bring up toxic NFL Twitter on this show

spk_0 And maybe sometimes help toxic NFL Twitter get a bigger light that parts true

spk_0 I also think that maybe some of the graphics that we put out yeah, especially the ones were certain people look fat

spk_0 Yes, Joe. We're not doing it in a toxic. Listen. I'm we're victims too of toxic NFL Twitter. It's just our own Twitter account. Yeah, right right

spk_0 So we you're like we should we have a conversation about see you show out. He's look good since then hmm

spk_0 Should we have a conversation about Derek Henry?

spk_0 What kind of conversation are you thinking about having uh

spk_0 Let me give you a blind resume. Okay. Okay. That's the best way to solve anything

spk_0 All right, uh

spk_0 Running back

spk_0 one

spk_0 Has played one game this year

spk_0 169 yards two touchdowns. Okay running back two has played four games this year and he has a hundred forty eight yards and two touchdowns

spk_0 Okay, I'm thinking running back two is Derek Henry. Yeah, and

spk_0 Running back one how many games one game

spk_0 169 yards two touchdowns one full game and the other running back had

spk_0 For four weeks a hundred forty eight yards and two touchdowns

spk_0 Who's who's running back one also Derek Henry

spk_0 Guy week one Derek Henry had a hundred sixty nine yards two touchdowns since that week one game

spk_0 He has had a hundred forty eight yards total and two touchdowns. Okay, so yes should we have a conversation about Derek?

spk_0 Let's have it right now. He had 15 carries today 33 yards

spk_0 Cooper rush was starting that makes it a lot harder Cooper rush

spk_0 Is seems like a nice guy bummer of a quarterback to watch

spk_0 Another team that should have James Winston as their backup

spk_0 I know he signed up James Winston for like six teams at this point

spk_0 But give me James over Cooper rush, but Derek Henry has not had a

spk_0 Strong start to the season outside of the week one game against the Buffalo Bills

spk_0 He has been pretty much shut down. He's had games where he hasn't had a lot of carries

spk_0 Uh, he's so here's here's his yardage week two 23 yards week three 50 yards week four 42 yards week five

spk_0 33 yards should we have a conversation about Derek Henry? So the usage thing is you can actually make an argument about that

spk_0 Yeah, they have him again the ball that much yeah, they weren't really in a position to run the football

spk_0 mm-hmm

spk_0 And I think that explains some of it, but it doesn't explain all of it. It's really what happened is since that fumble

spk_0 Derek Henry hasn't been the same

spk_0 So what happened since the fumble against the lions

spk_0 That the third week is that one you're talking about no, I was talking about the first oh

spk_0 Very into Bills game. Yeah, so at the very end of that game when he fumbled at Oliver punched it out

spk_0 They lost the game

spk_0 He went to say he's he fell down into the chair

spk_0 And since that moment he hasn't been the same guy. Are you saying the best?

spk_0 So the fall down chair was the lions when I think I think that I think that was the bill. Okay. Yeah, he's probably three times

spk_0 I mean it might have been the line. Yeah, right. It might have been the line. Yeah, so he's fumbled a few times

spk_0 But since that fumble really he was the one against the Bills. Yeah, he's been a different guy

spk_0 The lions being the next best game that he had yeah, where he had 12 carries for 50 yards

spk_0 And that one touchdown and also a bad fumble at the end of it

spk_0 But 12 yeah 12 carries for 50 yards still not like up to Derek Henry level

spk_0 Production where in that first game it was like this is the old Derek Henry hasn't lost a single step. No, he's gonna be the same guy

spk_0 But I mean this is not like I hope he turns around. I love watching Derek Henry play. He's 31 years old

spk_0 He's been really really good for a really long time and

spk_0 Again, Cooper rush complicates things they can stack the box. They can basically say Cooper rush is not gonna beat us with his arm

spk_0 We'll make sure Derek Henry doesn't uh go off

spk_0 But yeah, it's been a weird start to the season for him because his best like yards per carry

spk_0 Outside of that first week was the game against the chiefs where he only got to ball eight times

spk_0 So I don't know what's going on if they're maybe saving him

spk_0 But what are you saving him for they're one in four now the Ravens are in

spk_0 Like deep deep waters wouldn't you agree? I would agree and I know that I said that I thought that John Harboh was gonna be safe

spk_0 But if they have a couple more losses like this where they just kind of gave up they were there were slow

spk_0 They did not look like they wanted to be out there. They weren't hustling at all. I feel like

spk_0 Those are the kind of losses that could get a coach when you really have lost the team. They have already gets it gets away from you

spk_0 They have already tied the record for most 35 plus points given up in a Raven season with four

spk_0 Four times they've given up 35 plus points already the season we're in week five

spk_0 They're the first team in super bowl era to allow 37 plus in four out of their first five games

spk_0 I don't think the Ravens are gonna like

spk_0 Can I tell you what I don't know if they're gonna turn it around

spk_0 I think they're just I think this is gonna be the season from hell for the Ravens and next year will be

spk_0 Hey, they you know, we forgot about the Ravens. Here's my conversation that I'm that I'm willing to entertain about Terri Kenry though. Okay

spk_0 Patrick Riccardo hasn't played this year. Mm-hmm. He's a fullback. Yep

spk_0 Patrick Riccardo is the most important running back on the Ravens. Yeah

spk_0 slash tight end slash fullback slash fullback without him out there block for Derek. It's a lot harder. Yeah

spk_0 Yeah, get Patrick what is his calf. It's like a leg inch. I don't know once what that's my prediction once Patrick Riccardo gets back out there and starts running over people

spk_0 This six foot two three hundred ten pound body

spk_0 I feel like that changes things without rushing attack also having them are

spk_0 Lamar back is going to be obviously big of course and they do have a little bit of a softer schedule coming up because they they're kind of in the camp of

spk_0 The Eagles where they played like the Texans are their Texans defense is elite and CJ Stroud has been playing well the last two weeks

spk_0 It feels like the Texans are on the right path to figuring it out. So all credits and Texans the the

spk_0 The Ravens have had to play the bills the Lions the chiefs and now the Texans

spk_0 They're there are their game being the they're one win

spk_0 Against the Browns. So they have not had an easy schedule start. It softens up a little in fact

spk_0 It softens up to the point where I've already circled it

spk_0 I think Lamar is going to come back after the by week. I think they're gonna lose the Rams next week. They're gonna start one in five

spk_0 They're gonna come back after the by week play the Bears kick the shit out of the Bears and everyone's gonna be like the Ravens are back

spk_0 That's that's like your worst case scenario for you, but it also is like very likely it could happen

spk_0 Like yeah, if you get if you get a couple weeks to rest and get healthy

spk_0 That's gonna be big. They were missing a lot of guys again. I think Humphrey didn't play. Yeah, uh Stanley the tackle is out and

spk_0 They have they've got like a laundry list Kyle Hamilton

spk_0 Rookwan Smith was out. You know, they're very banged out bouquet

spk_0 I don't think they're a bad team when fully healthy, but right now they have let up a ton of points

spk_0 Derek Henry has looked to not create Lamar is hurt

spk_0 They've lost some big time games that they you know, we're right there to win especially week one

spk_0 It feels like season from hell and it's again

spk_0 It's not like the tech the Ravens organization is bad or they won't be able to figure out going forward in the future

spk_0 But this might be their season from now. Do you think that CJ Stroud kind of kind of little broad the Ravens afterwards?

spk_0 What do you say he loves a little broan? You know that it does love a little broan. He just said like

spk_0 They're they're banged up. They're hurting. He said I think they'll be just fine once they get these guys back

spk_0 I think it's just big we had the same problem last year when we played them

spk_0 We had a lot of guys out on Christmas day and then they gave us an old-fashioned

spk_0 And so he's like we hey, I've been through that two Ravens. Yeah, yeah, I know where you're at

spk_0 It's gonna get better. You just keep your head down and there you get your guys back. You'll be okay. All right, buddy. Yeah

spk_0 All right little bro get back out there. Call me if you need anything bless up. Yes, CJ Stroud has been awesome

spk_0 Yeah, 470 yard six touchdowns the last two games zero turnover worthy plays

spk_0 And in what and if he plays like that

spk_0 This Texans team is scary because their defense is

spk_0 For rocious, like they fuck people up on defense. They do

spk_0 Okay, yeah, I'm just I I didn't know if we needed to have a conversation about their kind of game

spk_0 I think the conversation is Patrick or card. Okay. That's fair. Yeah, that's fair. Oh

spk_0 Pinkie. Yeah, Texans. Yeah

spk_0 They're

spk_0 They're looking good. They also they played the Titans last week. They did

spk_0 But they're I mean the Texans need to start winning games. They won two games in a row their def

spk_0 I think their defense is an elite unit. They'll have a big game against the Seahawks at the Seahawks Monday night football

spk_0 And I think they have the buy now so they'll get a little healthy. That will be a big test

spk_0 But wouldn't you say like the Texans who would you rather be right now? I mean, I know that Lamar's hurt

spk_0 But like the Texans are

spk_0 Have the bones of a team that could could make a run still

spk_0 I think the Ravens don't right now. I also think that this is a joke

spk_0 I think that the Texans are getting healthier too. Yeah, like they have receivers

spk_0 Yeah, whereas you could look at last year for the Texans especially at the end of the season be like well

spk_0 They're fucked they have nothing that they can do offensively. Yeah, yeah, and now they do have guys making plays. Yeah

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spk_0 Okay, afternoon games

spk_0 We thought this was gonna be a shitty game the Titans 22 cardinals 21 and

spk_0 One of the most improbable

spk_0 losses and the Cardinals have had some improbable losses, but this was

spk_0 For the it was a low stakes game that was shocking

spk_0 Wouldn't you say oh yeah everything about this was shocking the the end of this the fourth quarter of this game

spk_0 Was the craziest thing I've seen in the NFL like the wildest fourth quarter not in terms like

spk_0 Players making great plays right, but in terms of just chaos happening nonstop and it was so and it was like so low stakes

spk_0 I don't mean that in a mean way, but yeah, you know it was the Titans are oh and four or going into this game

spk_0 We're oh and four the Cardinals had lost two in a row

spk_0 It it didn't feel important and then it just happened

spk_0 It was just like what the fuck just happened and the Cardinals play in a lot of these kinds of games

spk_0 Out of the chaotic games. So this is

spk_0 They're the first team in NFL history to lose three straight games on a score in the final play of the fourth quarter

spk_0 Yeah walkoff kicks walkoff kicks

spk_0 Three straight weeks. It just keeps happening to the Cardinals and it's not like we can say that they're snake bitten

spk_0 Because they I guess they are the snake. Yeah, they're also biting themselves

spk_0 And they they do it to themselves over and over and over again

spk_0 They had the classic oops

spk_0 I dropped the ball on the one-inch line when about this core touchdown. Yeah, so it's it started with that

spk_0 Well, actually started with Kyler Murray having to go to the locker room because he might have gotten King cussed from a snap

spk_0 Well, yeah, so what happened with that was he got hit in the head by a snap

spk_0 And then he went to the blue tint and he like kind of wobbled off the field

spk_0 Shepter reported that too. Yeah, he was like going to the locker room for evaluation and then

spk_0 Very soon after he clarified that it was like a foot thing that he was looking at

spk_0 Which I'm sure somebody in Cardinals PR hit up Adam Schefter and said hey, can you please stop making people think that he got

spk_0 Can cussed by the snap. Yeah, I think he got can cussed by the snap it looked like he might have gotten

spk_0 Can you get his bell wrong by the snap not a good look for short. Yeah, he got smacked right in the face with a snap

spk_0 Uh, and then he

spk_0 Didn't really didn't really try to pick it up. No a little business issue, but yeah

spk_0 There was a moment in this game the Cardinals were dominating this game. It was 21 to 6 the Titans were the same Titans

spk_0 Can't win a game look really bad

spk_0 uh, and then

spk_0 Uh, Amari de Mercato had a 72 yard run for the Cardinals

spk_0 Walking into the end zone to go up 28 to 6 with 12 40 in the fourth quarter

spk_0 He drops the ball right before he crosses the goal line

spk_0 I cannot believe

spk_0 Like I believe that this still can happen

spk_0 I cannot believe this can happen a week after it happened

spk_0 This is one of those things that a ball being dropped on the goal line from a guy running in

spk_0 It will happen maybe once a year because we've forgotten that it could happen

spk_0 It literally happened last week and then it happened again

spk_0 And it might have cost their team the game last week. Yeah, and then it goes to the cults the cults game

spk_0 And then de Mercato does it on like this as close as you can get he's like on the one-inch line

spk_0 But still shout out to the safety that chased him down

spk_0 The ball goes out of bounds and he does the like incomplete stuff like a DB would do on an overthrown ball

spk_0 The like worst example of that I've seen good for him celebrating that

spk_0 Yeah, and then we had the craziest play where cam ward

spk_0 Through an interception

spk_0 On like

spk_0 Was it the 10 yard line so they're in the red zone. He's rose in interception

spk_0 The cardinals player intercepts the ball then fumbles the ball and it squirts into the end zone

spk_0 And the Titans recover it in the end zone for a touchdown. So Cardinals guy Cardinals guy intercepts it

spk_0 Squirts out another cardinals player goes to pick it up kicks it kicks it in the end zone Titans player falls on the end zone touchdown Titans

spk_0 This was insane. This whole thing was insane. This was if you're playing Mario Kart and you're you're losing and then you get like the

spk_0 The lightning bolts and then you get to just shrink everybody down a size and pass them

spk_0 Yeah, that's what was happening with the Titans at the end of this game and the

spk_0 The fumbling the ball at the one-inch line. It's a problem that

spk_0 I it puzzles me every time it doesn't matter how long it's been since I've seen it

spk_0 I don't really understand it

spk_0 But I do it might be like when uh if a plane crashes

spk_0 It's more likely that another plane's gonna crash right after that. I think it should be the opposite

spk_0 Yeah, yeah, you'd think that it would go the other way

spk_0 But it's like way more likely that bad stuff continues to happen

spk_0 It's crazy. See another guy do it and they're like oh, that's kind of cool. Loki. I was kind of might try to celebrate it

spk_0 But yeah good for the Titans. I'm happy from the locker room speech afterwards by calehan

spk_0 It was very funny because they were like celebrating a win

spk_0 But like they had no business. They were like how did we win they it didn't really

spk_0 I mean they did the final drive was awesome. That's got to be one of the funniest ways for a quarterback to get his first career win

spk_0 Yeah, yeah more than and he was he was awesome in that fourth quarter and he did get them you know

spk_0 Got them down into field goal range

spk_0 Also the Titans defense like made some big stops to to stop because the Cardinals could have won the game

spk_0 After all that happened the Cardinals still could have gotten a first down and won the game and the Titans defense

spk_0 Boat up but holy shit what a game it was so chaotic it was in that fourth quarter and it was such a

spk_0 Nothing game for the first three quarters, but I'm happy for Titans fans because guess what maybe

spk_0 Maybe you just never lose again after cam ward said that to keep it a buck we ask yeah

spk_0 You got to want to know since now you got to stack them that's what calehan said we you have stack wins like these stacks

spk_0 And win so get after I'm happy for Titans fans. This has been a bummer of a season for them

spk_0 They haven't had anything to look forward to on Monday morning if your Titans fan

spk_0 You're gonna wake up the happiest you've been to start a week in a very very long time

spk_0 And that was in the way they scored that touchdown with the interception fumble that was a that

spk_0 If you told me that happened, I would have said it would have happened to the Titans

spk_0 Not for the chance. Yeah, you know what I mean that's some gunslinger shit though throwing a productive interception

spk_0 Yeah perfect perfectly paste ball for the Cardinals defender to then fumble

spk_0 I was trying to remember the last time that happened the only other time I can remember in interception

spk_0 And then the guy that picked it off fumbling and then a touchdown

spk_0 I think it was the Saints against the redskins back in like the mid two thousands it happened right before halftime

spk_0 But you never see that in the game. Yeah, it's electric when it does very electric

spk_0 Uh, I'm also the computer power rankings had the Cardinals

spk_0 Under the tier sick of their shit. Mm-hmm feel like they nailed that I'm sick of the Cardinals shit

spk_0 I just am it's not good. I just I am I don't Cortez had a new helmet too

spk_0 Do you see that black one? Yeah, it was cool. It was awesome

spk_0 I just I feel bad for Cardinals fans they're you're stuck in Cortez's shit. No, oh you made it that

spk_0 I was making sure in the way you know

spk_0 I said I'm sick of the Cardinals shit and then I was like and he had a new helmet to like like he was he looked fresh

spk_0 The Cortez deserves better. Yeah, they all deserve better the Cardinals have had some pretty

spk_0 bomber

spk_0 seasons ownership

spk_0 franchise history

spk_0 They have oh also Kyler Murray might have had the funniest in completion of all time today

spk_0 Which one was slashed? Oh, yeah, so he spins around twice in the pocket and then sees a guy coming towards him

spk_0 I mean he just tried he just quits on the plays just like here get get rid of the ball don't tackle me

spk_0 I don't have the ball anymore. I don't have the ball anymore. Don't tackle me

spk_0 Uh, that was that was a very very sad play to watch he was literally playing hot potato with the ball

spk_0 Yeah, here you take it

spk_0 Also, we should have mentioned Spencer Routler did throw ball that got tipped back into him he completed the past to himself

spk_0 Then try to throw it again. Yes, we got to mention that yeah, that did happen. You should be allowed to do that

spk_0 Yeah, I'm sick of the Cardinals shit

spk_0 I'm just I'm just

spk_0 I'm done with the Cardinals shit. It's been a long time since I've

spk_0 Like truly enjoyed watching the Cardinals play football. Yeah, cuz they'll do things every now and then

spk_0 And they'll have stretches where they'll look like a functional fun offense and then it will just it's such fun

spk_0 It's so funny. Yeah, him just flipping it here. You take it

spk_0 No, it's like it's like if you get caught stealing yeah when you're a kid at a store

spk_0 And then you just drop the stuff and run away. I don't have anymore. I don't have anymore. Yeah, I can't get in trouble

spk_0 I'm not playing video games mom look controllers on my hand here. Well

spk_0 Uh, all right next game

spk_0 Lions 37 Bengals 24

spk_0 I'm

spk_0 Listen, I read you the stats on Friday

spk_0 Just bet the lions every week all they do is cover it doesn't matter the spread

spk_0 They are a covering machine. This one was a no doubter even Jake Browning, you know getting hot in the fourth quarter and garbage time

spk_0 Didn't matter the lions are just so fucking good. They're so fucking good their defense is awesome

spk_0 Aden Hutchinson is an absolute beast. He was everywhere Kirby Joseph. I had another interception

spk_0 The lions had five different guys

spk_0 score touchdown

spk_0 It was Gibbs Laporta Tesla Brock Wright St. Brown Montgomery not St. Brown

spk_0 Uh, and then giving my company also through a touchdown

spk_0 Jerrogoff was just killing him slicing him up. They're just so good. They are. They're just so good like just bet the lions

spk_0 Bet the lions and retire this game was never in jeopardy for the lions even though they did

spk_0 By the way, new new onside kick dropped

spk_0 I saw a couple teams try this this week where they do the side spin thing

spk_0 And it looks like that's the one that's going to be able to be recovered more

spk_0 But even though the Bengals were like theoretically

spk_0 Kind of still thinking they had a chance of everything broke their way never the lions dominated this game

spk_0 Yeah, from start to finish and uh, I would Jake Browning take though. Okay. I think he might now have flipped over into the side of quarterback

spk_0 Where he is exciting to watch

spk_0 Because you don't you just don't know how much worse the interceptions can get

spk_0 Yes, I would agree with that. They're not they're not I don't think that they're

spk_0 Like bummer interceptions to watch I get excited watching him. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know the the perfect description of

spk_0 Jake Browning and what the Bengals did in this game

spk_0 Do you know that at the start of the third quarter

spk_0 The Jamar chase was the leading tachyler for the Cincinnati Bengals. Yeah

spk_0 He had three he finished the game retacles on three interceptions

spk_0 He finished the game with three he was the second leading tachyler. Yeah at the end of the game in the third quarter

spk_0 He was he was the leading tachyler for the Cincinnati Bengals with three tackles because Jake Browning just kept on throwing the ball the other team

spk_0 Yeah, their leading tachyler had four on the day

spk_0 Jamar chase had three on the day also credit to Jamar chase. Yeah

spk_0 Good for him he if you're thinking that he's not trying he is trying. Yeah, he's basically Travis Hunter

spk_0 Yeah, he's trying hard. Yeah, he's he's I mean also

spk_0 The fact that he was has three tackles like Jake Browning is also trying to get the ball to Jamar chase doesn't work all the time

spk_0 In fact, it works not a lot of times

spk_0 Uh, but they're trying and Jake Browning did get hot at the end, but it was also garbage time so I don't really know

spk_0 I don't know how much you can take. Yeah, it was it was big time garbage time

spk_0 and and and

spk_0 Zach Taylor I think it's just sticking with Jake Browning. I don't think he

spk_0 It's bizarre. I mean you you

spk_0 Explained it. They don't want to they don't want to sell the you know, they don't want to they don't want to pay anybody

spk_0 Yeah, yeah, so because they he's still writing those checks to Joe burrow who's not playing and that he doesn't like that. Yeah

spk_0 Um, he said that Zach Taylor said he's confident they're gonna get affixed

spk_0 They're he's confident. They got a flex. They got a flex

spk_0 Thanksgiving night if we don't get another quarterback

spk_0 All right, so I know that you can flex some games. Can you flex Thanksgiving? I don't think so

spk_0 I would say no

spk_0 Also the state of Michigan is kind of owning the state of Ohio right now

spk_0 not

spk_0 Even a Michigan Ohio state conversation talking MLB. I'm talking lions beating the Bengals in the Browns

spk_0 Back buying score 71 to 34 and then the Tigers taking out the Guardians all in one week

spk_0 That was just in these last seven days. Mm-hmm what the mid what Michigan has done to Ohio

spk_0 Have we ever had a player who was the leading receiver and leading tackler on the same team?

spk_0 I don't know

spk_0 Travis Hunter Travis Hunter Travis Hunter. Yeah, I don't think he's done it. I don't think he has either

spk_0 To more chase is the Travis Hunter of the NFL. There were so many Lions fans there

spk_0 If you say they try to do a stripe out

spk_0 Where they like had that's that's that's that's mean to do like a stadium design. Yeah on the road line of work

spk_0 Look at it

spk_0 I want to see see if you can find the stripe out get us a picture of the stripe out

spk_0 These max looking wait lions don't have stripes though. I don't know Tigers. I think they were trying to out

spk_0 or they're

spk_0 Taking out the stripes of the

spk_0 Where they try I don't know what they were they might have tried to demolish the stripe out

spk_0 They were trying to stripe the stand like yeah, wipe wipe out the stripe on it because it's it seems to me like the Bengals would try to do a

spk_0 stripe out and then the Lions would try to mess up the stripe out

spk_0 Yeah, maybe

spk_0 No do Lions you

spk_0 Well do Lions fans Bengals careful what

spk_0 Be careful with them. You guys are good now

spk_0 Where about you? Yeah, you're right the Bengals yeah, look I look at that first street there might be more Lions fans and oh yeah

spk_0 The Bengals are attempting to stripe their stadium today Lions fans. Oh, yeah striping it out

spk_0 Yeah, they're out. They're taking away the stripe out. Yes, they're wiping out wipe out the stripe out. Yeah, that's what they're doing

spk_0 They did a pretty good job. Okay shit load Alliance for a second. I was like it's been a long day

spk_0 But I'm pretty sure that yeah that Tigers have stripes. They did kind of wipe out the stripe out

spk_0 Yeah, they did a good job like that's not a stripe out because I think some I think some of that is also the stadium

spk_0 Yeah, maybe the colors of the seats. I don't know

spk_0 I that was a stupid conversation. That was idiot jazz. I'm sorry, but I just thought I'd bring it on no

spk_0 We got their hands fans got there. Yeah, we got home

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spk_0 All right, wrap it up. We got two more games commanders 27 chargers 10

spk_0 PFT how much credit

spk_0 Uh, are we giving to jaden Daniels having to wear with all the changes cleats everything changed after he changes cleats literally every everything changed

spk_0 That is a man that he knows what his body does and when it doesn't work by the way

spk_0 He was totally healthy. He looked good when he was right here

spk_0 He didn't have any like big explosive run today, but he was moving moving good and uh, I think he's yeah

spk_0 Jaden's back

spk_0 Jaden's back he looked good and he looked great especially after he changed the cleats

spk_0 We're really changed that game around

spk_0 Was the quint and johnson fumble. I was gonna say there's there's a few plays. There's actually like a few very pivotal places

spk_0 quince johnson fumble

spk_0 It was jaden daniel's third and 16 conversion when they were down 10 nothing because it felt like the game

spk_0 Like if they had punted there the chargers like go back down the field and then it was also the roughing the

spk_0 Kicker at the end of the half where probably the coolest punt return touchdown that will not stand

spk_0 Yeah, by lab mcconkie where he

spk_0 He he juke

spk_0 Tressway and like

spk_0 Tressway look like he was in the matrix. He hurtled him. Yeah, but he also like juke them before he hurtled him

spk_0 So he's like missed time to his jump

spk_0 But it was all for not and then the commanders get to tie up the game at half

spk_0 uh, and it was just like

spk_0 Avalanche from that so the reason I say was that that fumble the quince and fumble everything changed at that point

spk_0 Because at the start of the game the chargers were dominant. Yeah, Justin Herbert looked incredible

spk_0 The offense was moving at like a very steady pace

spk_0 We couldn't get anything going on our offense

spk_0 But after that fumble well, let me set it up this way before that fumble

spk_0 The chargers had 167 yards

spk_0 6.4 yards per play

spk_0 After the fumble they had 169 yards total for the rest of the game

spk_0 4.4 yards per play

spk_0 The commanders were averaging 3.8 yards per play. They only had 30 yards before that fumble after that fumble

spk_0 The average 7.6 yards per play

spk_0 359 yards of offense

spk_0 Literally everything changed in that in that one moment was that also during the that was also kind of around the

spk_0 Cleach it was around the cleach change but that that I think you had the cleats for the first like three drives or so

spk_0 Yes, and then he changed them well here. Here's the thing

spk_0 Speak frankly on the spot cast. Yeah, we speak truthfully. Yeah

spk_0 Hank when you have an offense that you have a star

spk_0 And people forget about them

spk_0 There's silent when he comes back and shuts everybody up

spk_0 You don't you don't hear the same energy and today the Luke McCaffrey haters are silent. It's true

spk_0 I didn't hear a single thing he was awesome. He was awesome today. Luke was it was a downfield threat

spk_0 Uh, and Jayden was good too. It was a it was a good like two and a half quarters

spk_0 Where we were just dominant and it looked like the the offense from last year for a little bit

spk_0 So that that was good to see now the chargers did also I think they lost another guy on their offensive line

spk_0 And that made a big difference because we're getting a lot of pressure

spk_0 Just server hell he was in hell and he's he's a great quarterback. He was still making plays

spk_0 But it seemed like they just couldn't get anything there was no push up front and then the other big story

spk_0 Bill today was bills coming out game

spk_0 Bill had two touchdowns

spk_0 Every time he touched the ball he looked like he was a threat to get a first down

spk_0 He was awesome. He's just like the shiftingness that he has even before he gets the line of scrimmages on real and also

spk_0 We're partnering up with bill. We're doing a merch lab

spk_0 So get your bill shirts on the barsel store support bill. I'm wearing it right now. I've got

spk_0 See, I think I got one this year

spk_0 The billdozer is my personal favorite right here. Oh, this is just call me bill and it's bill

spk_0 Bill's a lecture and then the billdozer

spk_0 He's a great player and it was a fun game to watch for a little bit, but at the start it was just

spk_0 It was a bad bad first quarter and the the dark thoughts that I expressed on this podcast last week

spk_0 We're starting to bubble up a little bit. Mm-hmm, and then the cleats changed the fumble happened and now I'm now I'm all now you're back

spk_0 All back do you have does Shane have the football? Can you tell Shane to bring in the football? Yeah, we won the football. I won the football from Shane

spk_0 Yeah, Bill bills. I don't I don't didn't eat I heard him talking in the cave like that was not legally binding

spk_0 No, there's Shane created a graphic for it. He has

spk_0 Did memes make the graphic the football that no, okay. There's an official Shane graphic Shane

spk_0 I put you guys double team in the football. Oh nice. Yeah, I have a tower. Uh Shane. Do you have the football for pft?

spk_0 I do are you gonna give the football up? I don't know. Okay. Why wouldn't we have a discussion about okay? Let's let's have the discuss

spk_0 Okay, so we made the bet yep

spk_0 And did you just did you speak Italian? What did you say we made it a bet?

spk_0 I don't think so

spk_0 We made the bet and

spk_0 At the beginning the charges were up 10 nothing

spk_0 Mm-hmm and then pft screamed to me a good game Shane

spk_0 And I think I think we should discuss if that's a concession or not. Oh, did you concede? I said good game Shane

spk_0 Is like you're giving up like you're saying as if the game was over

spk_0 First of all you didn't accept even if it was a concession you didn't say thank you

spk_0 How do you know it didn't accept because I didn't hear you

spk_0 Maybe just didn't say it loud enough. No, because I think if you had accepted you would have said actually yes

spk_0 I did say were you trying to concede that's not an official

spk_0 We were trying to concede though. Uh, it's a reverse chinks. Okay

spk_0 So yeah, you got to give the foot and it worked. Okay, I know we should just talk about it. Yeah, I'm cool

spk_0 Giving it to him, but are you are you cool Shane? Because I saw you I was walking around the office this afternoon after the game was over

spk_0 And I saw you just like very sadly out on the basketball court with the football by yourself one last walk

spk_0 throwing throwing the football and trying to throw it into the basketball. Yeah, yeah, I said about it

spk_0 RG3 saying goodbye to it. Yeah, perfect football PFT is gonna eat it now and just

spk_0 I might fuck it. I don't know. I but not you're right. I'm gonna eat that one too

spk_0 It is a great football

spk_0 It is a good football. It's a really good football. It's just all right. Shane. Do you have any over? Do you have anything to add about the charges?

spk_0 There

spk_0 I've too much to add about it, but I think the the the showing they've put on the last couple weeks have been

spk_0 Pathetic. Yeah. Yeah, like

spk_0 We had a practice squad offensive line. I think I saw a stat today

spk_0 Justin Herbert was just some Herbert's been pressured 50 times in the last two weeks

spk_0 And go on and his average time to pressure 2.1 seconds

spk_0 Is

spk_0 So it's been tough really tough. Yeah, it's been very tough

spk_0 I also don't think I'm Mario and Hampton is gonna win offensive rookie of the year. Why?

spk_0 Because there's a guy named meco Buka

spk_0 That's fair. Yeah five weeks. Yeah, there's also a guy named Bill and also it's Omerian Hampton is hurt in a walking boot

spk_0 Uh fantasy docs that is precautionary. Thanks bone Bruce. Oh, okay. Not confirmed

spk_0 um

spk_0 Fun stat jane daniel's is the only player in NFL history with 4,000 pass yards and 1,000 rush yards in his first 20 career games

spk_0 Whoa pretty good. That is pretty good. He's back James back. Did you see Kenan Allen was the fastest

spk_0 Wide receiver to a thousand receptions. Mm-hmm. That's a very funny like

spk_0 A thousand receptions a lot of receptions when you think about a guy like an incredible year's 100 receptions

spk_0 It's just very funny to see the words like fastest with Kenan Allen who's 33 years old. Mm-hmm

spk_0 But he is fastest 159 games. Yeah, he's been great for a long time great route runner

spk_0 love watching him operate

spk_0 Also credit to Mikey Sanderson great intercept. He kind of fucked things up at the start of the game

spk_0 He jumped off sides on the fuel goal attempt

spk_0 Which then let the chargers score touchdown instead of a fuel goal and then got pretty much the game ceiling pick at the end of it

spk_0 Yeah, there's a lot of good stuff like I was very happy watching the second half of this game today

spk_0 But Debo look great the offensive line looked really really good and the defense played well

spk_0 For that's a majority of the game. So I was I'm a happy boy. Yeah, feels good to be happy about your football team

spk_0 Yeah, there you go and optimistic and you're gonna football and I got a good a full ball a great

spk_0 Perfect football maybe the best are you gonna let Shane like?

spk_0 This is visitation. Yeah, like

spk_0 Night's weekend's neither weekend night nights and weekends. I'm sure he'll do that anyways when I'm not around

spk_0 I don't know if I want to see it post-fuck

spk_0 Shane, I'm not listen. I'm not gonna fuck the football. I don't think I can look at it the same. Oh

spk_0 Not not gonna fuck I might eat it. Okay. I'm a giving lover. Give it over. I'm not gonna forget in here new football

spk_0 new football and now

spk_0 Next game big cat. Yeah for the commanders. Yeah, the part of my take bowl. Yeah

spk_0 There's we're gonna talk baseball at the end of the show, but there's a chance for

spk_0 An outside chance because the both the cubs and the fillies. Thank you Shane. Look at this football. It's incredible football good sports and safe Shane

spk_0 the cubs and fillies are both

spk_0 O and one or down O1 in their series, but

spk_0 if if there is a god who wants to

spk_0 Torture this podcast

spk_0 Next Monday could potentially just be like part of my take armageddon because there's it would be if if they both advance

spk_0 It would be bears commanders and fillies cubs game one. Yeah and Monday night

spk_0 I've I've noticed a trend around Chicago and I I love bears fans. I

spk_0 Don't have any animosity towards bears in fact. I want sounds like you do. I want to know next statement's gonna be you do

spk_0 No, no, I'm saying I don't but I've noticed that they've been they've been real dicks about the commanders recently

spk_0 How so bears fans just like bit random bears fans that'll see in public might not they they don't have anything to do with part of my take

spk_0 I think they probably know who you are. No, no like older people you you know this yeah, you saw it

spk_0 I told Hank about it right after it happened

spk_0 Okay, but I was one so one guy no, it's I've talked to a lot of bears fans because I wear a commander shit like almost every day

spk_0 Yeah, so I'll be either like randomly grouped up with one on the golf course

spk_0 Going through the airport to see a bunch of them at the bank the other day when the guy was just like fuck you because I was wearing a command

spk_0 I've noticed they're they're very very down on the commanders well the hell Mary was pretty that ended the entire season

spk_0 Yeah, they didn't like was just catastrophically bad. They're down on the command. They're they're up on

spk_0 Caleb they're down on jaden and they

spk_0 They've made it personal for me now. Oh, okay now it's a little bit personal

spk_0 I would I would say at least some of those people probably are listeners

spk_0 Not the not the ones I'm talking about which is okay. How many times I don't have like a log

spk_0 I don't I don't read again. I don't write them down probably seven or eight seven or eight strangers

spk_0 Wow just being like one hit wonder

spk_0 When they talk about jaden. Yeah, it's interesting. Huh? I

spk_0 mean

spk_0 I

spk_0 Kill gets a lot of shit talked about him. He does everywhere. He does

spk_0 If I went anywhere, I'd probably get a lot of Caleb's talk. I'm just saying I

spk_0 Maybe I should start keeping a log. Yeah, keep a log. I'd like to see it. Let's see the log log. You don't believe I believe

spk_0 I believe it's happened when he starts asking for specifics. That's when you know because I believe because we are pretty

spk_0 Recognizable guys. No, but I don't think there's definitely would talk shit in a fun way. Oh, no, I don't include those because I'm fine with I

spk_0 I don't like it. I believe it's something I love the show. They're like fuck you

spk_0 Jaden stuff like it whatever. Yeah, that's yeah, that's fine. I'm just I'm saying like in the wild. I've noticed a lot a lot of

spk_0 One-hit wonder jaden

spk_0 Caleb's here now. How many times do you think it's happening? I believe it's happened

spk_0 Couple I mean said the bank when it happened the other day the the one happened in the airport the other day like that

spk_0 That's really all I I know about but I could see it. I think okay, you fun Monday night. Yeah, it's got me fine

spk_0 I don't think it's a one one-hit wonder. I think he's very good. I think the bad man's back

spk_0 Jaden is the bad man. He's a bad man, but good guy great guy. Have we have we whose line does it anyway? No

spk_0 Stats you bet

spk_0 What do you guys think?

spk_0 Probably commanders like four and a half. I think

spk_0 Commander that sounds about right that can't exist for me. I it might be you don't have to be here. I'm gonna get commander

spk_0 Commanders what do you say as a four and a half three and a half? It's three and a half. Okay, draft King sportsbook

spk_0 We'll see I think the Bears are

spk_0 There's still

spk_0 Then you can come um

spk_0 I think the commanders are still better there are better team than the Bears. We'll see if the Bears can buy weak helps a lot

spk_0 But we have balls only beaten the Raiders and the Cowboys, so not getting super ahead of myself

spk_0 This was this was a scheduled loss. So anything that anything else that is a tie or win would be

spk_0 bonus. I'm hoping Terry gets back, but Diba look good

spk_0 Luke look good without him. I for the show sake one one one one

spk_0 That's great the universe evens it out. Yeah

spk_0 Because then you guys can just semantically argue and and people please be nice to PFT in public. No

spk_0 We don't want any more PFT. Smollett, but you can't you can I'm a I'm a hundred percent not

spk_0 I'm saying something I've noticed like I've noticed bear people he's talking about don't listen

spk_0 So that's true true true. We gotta get it out of other people

spk_0 If you see we're older person tell them what I with the noticing is more than saying

spk_0 Like already looking down their nose at jaden being like Caleb's better. I mean last year was horrific

spk_0 How it unfolded which is what which is why it's been shocking to hear like I and I'm nice to him

spk_0 I'm like we'll see I guess we'll find out when they play each other

spk_0 Yeah, I wouldn't get ahead of myself and say the kill. Yeah, I don't think you can reasonably say Caleb is better than Jane Daniels given last year and

spk_0 Four five weeks of this season. That's a little out of your song. I think having two weeks. Where he's out you people forget

spk_0 Yeah, look good today in second. Are you just looking for bulletin board material?

spk_0 Well, no when it when it presents itself. I remember it a little bit

spk_0 I don't know why big cat thinks I'm making this up. I don't think you're making it up. I don't think it's happened to

spk_0 A wild thing to think that I make I don't think seven or seven or seven times seems like a lot of times

spk_0 I'm more just going off of the the look the look of a cafe eighters from last week

spk_0 Yeah, well that's I think what obviously the way worse

spk_0 I don't want to hate you. Yeah, I think one or two people have definitely done that that makes sense

spk_0 But I'm making up the other five. I think seven rates a lot of people to just randomly be like one hit wonder out of nowhere

spk_0 But maybe it's happened to be a wild thing to make up

spk_0 Um, do you see his post game Dappup would you do? No, it was a great that great that

spk_0 What happened they just they did the extremely intricate tap through like a group of reporters

spk_0 And it was like probably the second best app that he's ever done

spk_0 You being number one but possibly

spk_0 Let me see it. You got a Jane Daniel's hand fetish

spk_0 His elbow look good today too handoffs wait. This is a zap. What's you do from uh, USC?

spk_0 Yeah, clean that I

spk_0 Is it is that clean? Oh, yeah, you're right. I guess mine was better

spk_0 What the fuck are they doing? They're like playing like

spk_0 I think I don't know what they're doing. I think they have a special handshake. Yeah

spk_0 Okay, this other woman is

spk_0 Yeah, getting ready to end. Yeah, and she just gets she's way in there

spk_0 Yeah, she's getting weird

spk_0 That's not your moment lady. What are you doing?

spk_0 Uh, all right last game bucks 38 C-hawks 35 Zack

spk_0 The boxer the funnest team in the NFL bar none so much fun to watch not even close

spk_0 Why does it have to always be at the end of the game, but still I'll take it. I'll take it every week

spk_0 Doesn't matter the boxer the most fun team in the NFL Baker Mayfield is awesome

spk_0 He had 379 yards

spk_0 He had is the first player in NFL history to have three hundred seventy five plus yards with less than five incompletions

spk_0 What a stunt

spk_0 And I would like to say my Kevin's out in bukeye just picked up just just picked up like business usual

spk_0 Man, yeah, looking great looking fantastic. That's what super impressive like for a rookie to be doing this

spk_0 And to be the go-to guy like you have an option number one a true guy that will like get open when you the games

spk_0 It's very impressive what a book is done. He's like oh, it's my turn to go. Okay, but all right jets on

spk_0 Let's go full force. He's in he's in it. I love it. It's so awesome, and uh

spk_0 Uh from a fan's perspective. This is great. Um, I'm thinking we'd do this again

spk_0 I'd like to see them do it again next week. Yeah, this is a great game across the board like Sam Donald played really good to

spk_0 Great game unless you are a scout or front office that

spk_0 Has moved on from sand on another bigger mayfield

spk_0 This had to be the game from hell for you because they both balled out and it basically was like hey you guys

spk_0 Fucked all of this up. Yeah, and that's what they said. That was uh baker's bulletin board material going to the game

spk_0 Because yeah, he has to find something and so a reporter just asked him about like

spk_0 Okay, what about your good times that you had together as a kid?

spk_0 It was Carolina. There were no good times. Oh, yeah, no, I said that quote on Friday. Yeah, so yeah

spk_0 So that that's what they that he has to dig and find

spk_0 Something to get pissed off about and I don't know what he's gonna do next because it's the Niners next weekend

spk_0 So what is baker going to what's he gonna manufacture

spk_0 To eat about the Niners he'll figure out something it's uh

spk_0 He'll get some shenanigans to Texas

spk_0 Yeah

spk_0 Red River rivalry week. That's easy. Yeah, there we go. That's where he's going to hang on

spk_0 But yeah, this game was it was awesome. Just back and forth back and forth at

spk_0 And really it looked like at the start of it

spk_0 that uh

spk_0 Seattle was not going to be competitive and then something happened. Yeah, what happens that

spk_0 I agree it was uh, it was nice little 13 and nothing lead and then they they sneak one in where like six seconds left and go into the half make it a one score game

spk_0 uh

spk_0 It was it was Jackson spit a jig but it was twice the Ohio State receivers the Ohio State was basically bigger may field and Sam

spk_0 Donald just hooking up with their Ohio State receivers and dominating the other team and

spk_0 It just became a shoot out in the second half

spk_0 We were in a good spot twice and they've just backed to back to us like all right

spk_0 We'll I work a comfortable little lead here. It'll be all right and then like no no and I'll hold on a lot of game left

spk_0 We'll just hit you with a quick back to back. That's nothing worse than the when you get get a lead

spk_0 And you're like oh we're good and then it's boom down the field they went right down the field where it has come from

spk_0 They did it twice yeah

spk_0 Also the fact that it was the best possible uniform

spk_0 Commodation really up the level of the game and they did the graphic too. Yeah, which I love that

spk_0 I love that they did that it was just a fun watch all around and Baker is just the best

spk_0 They are the number one team I want to watch every game they play is fun

spk_0 Every game every win. They've had his three points or less this year

spk_0 They just they're fun the throw that he had on the seam to a buka was one of the best throws

spk_0 I've seen this year yep

spk_0 There's an absolute fucking laser beam to and the touchdown Sterling Shepherd at the end. Yeah, it was ridiculous

spk_0 And he's not the fastest guy, but his ability to like go pick up the first when he sees it he can go get it

spk_0 He it it's it's it almost seems like he does it every time like yeah, he doesn't have the wheels

spk_0 But it's like wait I could just why don't I just sneak out here real quick and pick up the first. Yeah, I love it

spk_0 Yeah, it was it was very fun. Yeah unless again you are one of the

spk_0 People who moved on from them. Yeah, and it's that was it's the worst watch of all time

spk_0 credit to us we this this was our our bowl from four years ago when we called the shot when we

spk_0 We said we were not done with Sam Donald or Baker may feel never stop believing and we and we and we were proven right

spk_0 Also, a buka is great because grunk. I think I said this after the first week of the season him having to pronounce his name

spk_0 It's just such an adventure every time today drop the new one that was so perfect

spk_0 Mike Evans and you got to give credit to this wookie sensation wide receiver out of Ohio State

spk_0 Emica and big boo

spk_0 Purpose he might have been doing that one

spk_0 I might not yeah because he he bounced back to the right one

spk_0 Defensive

spk_0 I love grog the uh

spk_0 But yeah with this was this was the uh game of the day in terms of like entertainment factor just overall

spk_0 Yeah, yeah, yeah, and and no bucky no problem for the box because he was out. So our white was good

spk_0 So buckies out for like weeks now. I don't know

spk_0 He's got a shoulder and and some sort of ankle or foot injury. Yeah, it's a foot as well. Yes

spk_0 I don't like that. I like watching bucky play boxes get injured. It feels like every week

spk_0 There's just another dude

spk_0 I gotta get I mean when Mike Evans gets back and bucky's healthy in this offense and they get a little bit more

spk_0 Health on the offensive line. This might be the best offense in in football did they did they end up selling mega ticket

spk_0 No, I don't think I think that's an idea

spk_0 That's like way too far. It's so advanced and scares me. Yeah, we we haven't caught up science hasn't caught up to the mega ticket yet

spk_0 There might have to be different like stadium design to

spk_0 For the mega ticket to make the most sense. Yeah, yeah, now yeah

spk_0 There's something to we have a conversation about Seattle at home

spk_0 Seattle hasn't been good at home recently good point

spk_0 They used to be like the hardest place to play now you could a smart person would make the argument that

spk_0 They were really good at home when their football team was really good at football

spk_0 Yep, and then they were worse at home when they weren't as good as football. Yeah, but now they're kind of maybe

spk_0 Kind of good again at football. I think they are

spk_0 So they should start to be kind of maybe pretty good at home again. They should be you would think that would work

spk_0 Yeah, this was this also like I don't I think the box defense and the Seahawks defense are better than what we saw today

spk_0 This is my some

spk_0 Like two or three times a year

spk_0 Your team will play in like basically a big 12 shootout and there's just nothing like the pinball effect will happen and game flow will get so out of hand

spk_0 That everything goes haywire

spk_0 That's maybe that's why Baker's so good at winning these close games is because he's he's used to the

spk_0 Like big 12. Yeah, yeah, and and and it looked like I mean the fact that the

spk_0 Box pulled this off where they they get that interception late to hang did you have the box?

spk_0 I did have the bucks to finish something they were the third leg of the hunger dog

spk_0 That thing had no shot. That's a great bet. Yeah, no the the the bucks

spk_0 I just needed the bucks to win and and they dropped a pick six in the end zone to start the drive

spk_0 That was a bad sign

spk_0 One of the worst roughing the passer calls I've ever seen in my life got called against the bucks on the Seahawks

spk_0 The guy didn't even knock darnal over

spk_0 Lately ran into him and and held him up and they called a necessary roughness

spk_0 It just felt like one of those drives, you know when you're gambling you need one last leg of a parlay

spk_0 That this is gonna be the thing that they lose

spk_0 But then Baker just came back and let it game winning drive once again pretty much a perfect game from Baker

spk_0 Yeah, yeah, and same journal almost played a perfect game. Mm-hmm. He just didn't play as perfect as Baker

spk_0 it's really like

spk_0 The difference is like two

spk_0 Incompletions. Yeah, somebody had to lose and that interception at the end which you know it hit the helmet

spk_0 Sam Darrell did take ownership for it. He was like I knew where the guy was open. I fucked up the production

spk_0 So if you're looking at losses this week

spk_0 I feel like there's a couple losses where maybe you can walk away and like the loss of the week

spk_0 What's the best loss of the week? I got to I got two candidates for it. All right, hold on. Let me look let me look back real quick

spk_0 All right, give me your two candidates

spk_0 All right candidate number one is the Seahawks okay, and this shoot out and candidate number two would be the Browns. Yep. That's who I have

spk_0 London. Yep. Hank who do you have lost the week I agree with those two yeah

spk_0 Lost the week Max. Do you have anyone else for lost the week? Cardinals

spk_0 Why no you didn't understand that

spk_0 I had the last week

spk_0 No, that was the most fun loss. That was my favorite loss. That's that's that's your that's your definition of loss of the week

spk_0 That's this is mine. Okay, so the game has one vote

spk_0 I actually know that now that wins loss because it has the least amount of votes. Yeah, yeah, I'm good. Cardinals

spk_0 Eagles might have lost the week they needed a loss

spk_0 You have a cardinals more fun. Yeah, Eagles not fun for me. Yeah, uh, okay

spk_0 Let's finish up. We got who's back of the week. We're to talk college football and Wednesday

spk_0 We got a lot to talk about including James Franklin

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spk_0 Henry who's back of the week?

spk_0 First is back as the weakest PFT. I'm holding the football. I have been fill as 10 minutes or so just a great football

spk_0 Great grace football great thing to have in your possession collection incredible football incredible football

spk_0 I can't have it back. Thanks. It's yours. We don't have it whenever you want

spk_0 My other's back the weakest Taylor Swift

spk_0 Why what happened? I should come over now. Yeah, I have knowledge into it. I probably never will hurt it was a flop

spk_0 All right, that's a good recap

spk_0 Wait was it a fuck how many stars do you give it from what I've said I'd give it not her best or Swiftie saying

spk_0 On her best summer saying it's it's chat GPT. It's it's yeah. Oh, no wait. There's are these real cuz I yeah, I gotta get on this they're doing full

spk_0 Dissections on tiktok and and it's not it's not a good album

spk_0 That's what they're saying Travis Kelsey sticks. Yeah Travis Kelsey has a hog. Okay

spk_0 It's song oh my god actually speaking of that

spk_0 Speaking of

spk_0 Don did you see Dante's tweet Dante the Don no I did not see

spk_0 About Travis Kelsey's dick. I gotta find this. I gotta find this do you I do it's an all-time. Wait. Did you listen to it PFT or any of it?

spk_0 I I did I listened to

spk_0 Like 15 seconds of the first one, which I think is Ophelia. Okay

spk_0 Not 17 song that's been named a failure not her best. Yeah

spk_0 The 15 seconds didn't blow me away. Okay

spk_0 All right, this is co-worker and friend Dante the Don and a now deleted tweet

spk_0 My biggest takeaway from the Taylor Swift album besides

spk_0 Being so happy she's working with people besides Antoff again is that Travis Kelsey's piece is only nine inches question mark

spk_0 Not that there's anything wrong with that

spk_0 I just assumed you'd be working with more than that

spk_0 Oh

spk_0 All right, okay, that's it that only nine days credit Dante

spk_0 Nine inches is a big enough for guys only that's only nine Dante's hung like a can of corn. You can barely feel nine inches. Mm-hmm. It's what he's saying

spk_0 Oh, all right, we put our people actually saying this is not a good album

spk_0 memes

spk_0 There's there's not her best not her best but like I always assumed every album she puts out people like oh, that's the best one ever

spk_0 I've seen more naked discourse and I think there's a lot of Swifties that have built put themselves in a tough spot where like their entire personality is loving Taylor Swift

spk_0 So they can't really say come out and say that you owe it to her though as a fan. He honest. It's not her best. Yeah, but I've seen I've seen some

spk_0 Interesting I'm gonna have to look at there could be a chance that like maybe they enjoy the songs that she writes when she's sad more than the song she writes when she's happy

spk_0 Yeah, that could be a real thing could absolutely be a real thing

spk_0 All right pft. You're people listen to this podcast way more got sauce

spk_0 Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, which like maybe she's the gym teacher and Travis Kelsey is the English teacher. Oh

spk_0 Okay

spk_0 Why the lyrics weren't we're weren't great are you oh she's oh she's not English. Yeah, I thought you're gonna go down the whole gala Swift rabbit hole

spk_0 Which is wild? I don't yeah, I recommend you know idea. What is that there? There's there's a deep deep fan community of Taylor Swift

spk_0 They call themselves the gala's okay, and they have been speculating for years that Taylor Swift is a lesbian

spk_0 And she's been sending like secret signals to that community through her lyrics over the years

spk_0 I think that's just probably the lesbian's that one no no no definitely not

spk_0 And then when the engagement photo dropped they had a meltdown because they were like is this is this a whole sham have our

spk_0 Have our lives been in pursuit of something that was alive the entire time got it

spk_0 But then you had a couple of them explain actually there's deeper meaning behind all this until where she's still

spk_0 She's oh yeah, yeah, I want it

spk_0 I want to say something, but I know

spk_0 No, I'm not gonna say we you think I'm gonna say something is giving trouble with Swifties

spk_0 I actually gonna say something that's probably way more dangerous for myself

spk_0 Hey, did you guys see the lesbian memes?

spk_0 Yes, oh my

spk_0 Smoke show

spk_0 Where come on

spk_0 I told you that's that's way more of a direct threat towards me to bring this up keep it up. Oh my god

spk_0 No, lesbian meme no memes

spk_0 Let's be in meme there's a memes doppelganger. There's like a

spk_0 Memes doppelganger that's very funny. No, yeah, okay

spk_0 I thought there's like a lesbian meme that was going around he's he did not tweet about it. What did I did?

spk_0 That's where I saw it. Yeah, uh memes the picture they posted me and bickad fucking the football did you also make us fat?

spk_0 No memes did you refollow any of us?

spk_0 Uh, no, oh okay, there it is. There she is. You didn't see us. No

spk_0 This lesbian memes

spk_0 Looks like yeah, that does look a lot like memes

spk_0 lesbian memes

spk_0 I love it. So just substitute

spk_0 Substitute what she's saying about Sydney Swini for the New York Jeff for the Jeff that's accurate. Yeah

spk_0 Memes would would you date lesbian memes?

spk_0 Sure, okay, here we go make us super memes

spk_0 What I don't think she'd be interested. Uh

spk_0 Well

spk_0 Yeah, maybe maybe not who's to say a nice dress. Uh, okay, PFT year who's back or did you have another one Hank?

spk_0 No, she's and it shall come back this week. Wait too soon. And they tell us back in the Tuesday

spk_0 It's weird seeing like the lineups. There's like a very specific

spk_0 uh, like fringe of hockey Twitter that just goes completely silent in the offseason. Uh-huh

spk_0 And then it's always shocking to see those people posting again. Yeah, with their weird stats and lineups and all this shit

spk_0 It it's too early. Yeah, it's too early for the new show. It's way it's it's still 80 degrees. Yeah

spk_0 All right, I'm a catch hang PFT. You're who's back my who's back in the week is Hank. Oh, whoa

spk_0 Yeah, cuz our boy Drake May

spk_0 lit it up tonight

spk_0 Credit to Hank. Oh, yeah, for a failure. Drake May believer you too. We're just being good friends with each other

spk_0 Me and Hank are on the same team

spk_0 Things are going swimmingly

spk_0 That's gonna continue for the rest of this week, right Hank for sure for sure why

spk_0 Hank in our playing for $5,000 tomorrow. Oh golf round of golf

spk_0 This is Hank's never-ending debt. Yep. The bottomless debt bottomless debt. He's got bigger debt right now

spk_0 I know it's crazy. Oh, we know you

spk_0 Yeah, I'm sorry sorry for what I'm trying to make content. No, I like the content

spk_0 It's good content than you say like this is Hank's never-ending debt like I could end the debt and then you

spk_0 Well, it is funny then you do that's like you make me feel bad about it

spk_0 I'm not I'm not sure I make you feel bad. This is funny that it is like a year that we've been doing like a debt

spk_0 That then just turns into a golf which I like no false

spk_0 It's been since the summer. I thought this was from the

spk_0 Non-duncan no is the long drive which what what started the long drive?

spk_0 I entrapped Hank into accepting the long drive right after he missed the dunking thing so I'm like we know no no no

spk_0 The dunking thing we did the three-point thing. I didn't have I didn't know anyone any money after the dunking thing. Okay

spk_0 But then long drive and if he and trapped me in the long drive is I knew he was upset. I know that part

spk_0 You used you the one that set it up the long drive. Yeah, I did yeah is right after he didn't dunk

spk_0 Yeah, you're like alright. What if it was a thousand dollars per yard? Oh my bad. Yeah, yeah worked out literally all you remember anything

spk_0 But we're doing we're doing a yeah

spk_0 five thousand dollars and up it's my fault and

spk_0 Hank is Hank styled right now in terms of just seeing the world

spk_0 He was great at golf on Saturday and he was great at that

spk_0 Betts today just like understanding sports and I love watching you guys play golf as you both are like about the same now

spk_0 When Hank's maybe a little bit better. Yeah, he's better. He's better

spk_0 But when he's PFT always elevates his game with Hank. That's the best part

spk_0 But my my problem is I'm afraid of Hank now because he's on hot streak

spk_0 Hank is hotter than a pistol. He's really hot. Hank is the hottest guy in the world right now. Oh fire

spk_0 Yeah, so congrats Hank

spk_0 Congrats to you. I mean you like I said no I can't I never could have made

spk_0 Patriots money line for the pick. I didn't have I don't have the balls. No, congrats to you. Well, congrats to you

spk_0 That was a good seeing that one

spk_0 Yeah, seeing that one next to the commander's one and Daniel's back like that's I should have a Paul

spk_0 He never really left hand up. I apologize for not making

spk_0 Jane Daniel's and you my who's back the week. That's fine because they're like they're so back

spk_0 That's what I love about you. It's so you know what I love about Hank is like when he sees good quarterback play

spk_0 He will acknowledge it. Yeah openly

spk_0 And he has a care who hears yeah, and sometimes he'll be haters being like actually that guy's not that good

spk_0 I wasn't a dot like don't how don't if I say a dot I'm calling out a dot. Yeah, you the dot commander your dot guy

spk_0 What is it straight up no strokes now there's strokes what are the strokes? I gotta look up the course, but I think it's six or eight

spk_0 I think pft. Can I bet pft straight up?

spk_0 Yeah, this is kind of my home course. You want to bet me straight up

spk_0 I bet you straight up. I'll take Hank against pft. Yeah, okay, he's great. Okay. I believe in my boy

spk_0 He elevate you

spk_0 Factor fiction he elevates his game when he plays against you for sure

spk_0 Someone could say I just crumble. I think it's more he elevates

spk_0 Yeah, I think it's maybe a little bit of both but maybe a little both, but I know that I think the best golf I've seen pft play is usually

spk_0 Versi I think Hank brings out the best in me in terms of

spk_0 My competitiveness athletically, and I think I bring out the best in Hank in terms of

spk_0 His funniness when he melts down. Mm-hmm eight strokes eight

spk_0 Strokes, okay, all right. I'll bet. I'll bet

spk_0 How about I'll have it for five hundred bucks? Okay, sorry great four. Yeah. All right. So you guys play Monday

spk_0 Monday Monday all right is on the side of the video out nice

spk_0 What would what video? How could it be out of this video? Yeah, is it out yet? Oh

spk_0 No, it's the one that we're shooting this afternoon by the way one thing we didn't bring up the

spk_0 Saturday was one of the weirdest headline days with not only Mark Sanchez

spk_0 But Diana Rossini just being like Macjone saw a dead body. Yeah, so a dead body. That was fucking crazy. Yeah

spk_0 What don't don't know how that story didn't get out before

spk_0 What right before the game. Yeah, would you would that make you more likely or less likely to bet on Macjones?

spk_0 I think less I think less to and I so I'm happy I didn't know

spk_0 I would think that he was like hallucinating because usually like I want to know if someone's smashing a watermelon or

spk_0 Someone had a baby. Yeah, I don't think I want to know if someone saw a dead body. I think I was sure and it was probably just like

spk_0 Yep, it's gonna happen everyone. Yeah, right like that could be me tomorrow if you don't play well

spk_0 I think that's true. Yeah, I would have seen that and just been like damn the Niners really are banged up. Yeah

spk_0 What was in the in the training room? Yeah

spk_0 All right, my whose back is playoff baseball max. We got to talk

spk_0 So we had playoff baseball this weekend the Yankees quick

spk_0 We can we can hit each series real quick the Tigers Mariners has been awesome

spk_0 one one

spk_0 First game extra innings second game the the Mariners are able to hit

spk_0 I think it's Polanco hit both solo homeruns off scoobal

spk_0 Mariners out last some three two

spk_0 That crowd has been awesome

spk_0 I also love just like the Mariners crowd because it's just a bunch of dudes every time they go to the crowd

spk_0 You know like when it's buffalo. It's like guys with their shirts off too. As

spk_0 Mariners crowd is just dudes with you know like oh

spk_0 Rainjack it on in thin mustache. Yeah, and like a cool ball cap

spk_0 Yeah, usually wearing some sort of like muted blue color

spk_0 Like actually the team blue color. Yeah, but just like a nice a nice like

spk_0 vest yeah goes over a dress shirt and a raincoat on that

spk_0 I'm rooting for Seattle. Yeah, I'm it's been so long with the last time they had a home playoff when I think was what 2001

spk_0 It's been a long time for the Mariners. Yeah, it's crazy and yeah, this is a good team fun team

spk_0 Fun series just awesome first two games of playoff baseball and then

spk_0 The Yankees have just gotten the shit kicked out of him by the by the blue jays. Yeah, blue jays are good

spk_0 Vlad Jr's home run today was awesome. Did you hear the French call? No, it was sick. I haven't heard that when you had dude his home run

spk_0 He he absolutely no doubted that Grand slam. He didn't even move after he hit it. He just stood there and watch it and then great bad flip

spk_0 Yeah, blue jays are fun teams and you see the final scores 1370 like oh must have been back and forth

spk_0 No, no, it was

spk_0 Your savage had what five and a third of no hit baseball

spk_0 And then you know they brought in their bullpen the Yankees hit some some

spk_0 Home runs Cody Bologna hit one Aaron judge

spk_0 I mean it's he's had some big he had a big moment game one where they were bases loaded and he chased in a really bad way

spk_0 Then he hit a double when they were down six one which is very Aaron judge

spk_0 I don't know. I don't think that the Yankees should celebrate

spk_0 winning a wildcard round. Hmm. I think

spk_0 Every other no Hank don't give me the I can't exist hold on Hank let him make his point

spk_0 I think every other team can do it

spk_0 They're the you're supposed to be the Yankees. He's having one shit. What's the 25 years? What's the standard for New York?

spk_0 They won one world series you've won as many world series big cast one as many world series

spk_0 That's true. It's a one way more world series. Yeah, but I'm saying you're the New York. Yeah, the standard shouldn't just be winning a wildcard series

spk_0 You shouldn't celebrate that

spk_0 I mean it hadn't been the Red Sox since 2003. I know I that I kind of understand. I'm starting so

spk_0 I am a big believer in the celebrate everything but with the way

spk_0 The Yankees and the Cubs played on Saturday

spk_0 Hmm

spk_0 Maybe just pour the beers don't drink them. Yes, spray each other down just just just pour the beers there all four of the beers on each other

spk_0 Don't drink. There's also different you got a game in 24 hours with a team that's been to the postseason had had a little bit of post

spk_0 He's make the playoffs. Yes, let's say let's say you're a team that has like hypothetically made it to the world series

spk_0 Maybe won a couple playoff series and some other years in recent memory

spk_0 But the big thing is like you can't you can't get over the hump you can't win another

spk_0 Maybe they shouldn't be celebrating the wildcard win

spk_0 Yeah, you know actually know I think it's all right everything

spk_0 I think it's just the Yankees just the you're supposed to be the Yankees celebrate everything though

spk_0 I can't I can't pick and choose I gotta just stay consistent Yankees are they can have beard sounds

spk_0 That's not it's not the Yankees. Yeah, they're in trouble down. Oh, too. And then max we're both down. Oh one

spk_0 Who do you think's in a worse spot? I think you're making our argument either way. I okay because you were home

spk_0 Because we're home and we're playing the Dodgers. Okay fair

spk_0 What Craig council did with Matthew Boyd I I will never understand so that was

spk_0 Rob Thompson had a questionable questionable move as well as a baseball guy though max do you what did he do?

spk_0 So Matthew Boyd is our

spk_0 The cubs are very thin in starting pitching now. Kade Horton our best starting pitcher

spk_0 Got hurt with a weak left in the season

spk_0 Justin steel he got hurt two weeks into the season. So he's been out all year

spk_0 But those are our one and two guys Matthew Boyd's been pretty good this year very good this year at times

spk_0 He faded a little at the end, but he's been very good this year

spk_0 He's also pitched like a ton of innings this year. He's never historically been good on short rest

spk_0 Craig council decided to pitch him on short rest game one

spk_0 He got absolutely lit up only pitched he didn't even get out of the first inning

spk_0 I was going into game one thinking that we were gonna go full bullpen game and Colin Reyes also on the on the roster he could have pitched

spk_0 Full bullpen game. We're probably not going to win game one anyway because Peralta is nasty for the brewers

spk_0 But at least you get Matthew Boyd game two on Monday night full rest

spk_0 Instead we lost and we burn Matthew Boyd

spk_0 I don't understand how many pitches

spk_0 Well, he only so that was the argument like on Tuesday only through 58 pitches against the podra

spk_0 He's like always be fine, but short rest is still short rest like you gotta get amped up for a start

spk_0 He only through 30 pitches, but like

spk_0 He's still now if you have to go with him on Thursday

spk_0 It will be no Thursday would be regular rest, right? Yeah, Thursday would be regular. You're fine

spk_0 Yeah, but still like I I would have felt so much better if the cubs were down oh one with Matthew Boyd regular rest Monday night

spk_0 Instead that that just didn't happen. They just went for the empty the tank. I don't know

spk_0 I was like treat treat game one like a must win dude who's so crazy. I went to sleep on

spk_0 Friday night and I was like you know when like the last second before you go to sleep and you're kind of like still kind of scrolling your phone

spk_0 And you're like a little bit not hallucinating

spk_0 But I saw the Matthew boy just starting game one

spk_0 And then I woke up and I was like did I did I imagine that like I didn't think that was gonna happen

spk_0 And then I was like fuck it is happening

spk_0 so

spk_0 That's the other thing

spk_0 Because the way that the

spk_0 NLDS is like shaped out like he could have gone game two and still gone game five on normal right exactly and you had it's not like you're

spk_0 You're getting an extra start. I mean

spk_0 Hypothetically you could be but

spk_0 You still would have him lined up for game five and you had a day off on Sunday

spk_0 So you could have emptied your bullpen on Saturday and been behind for Monday and you get a day off on Tuesday

spk_0 So that's where I was just very confused. So I don't know I

spk_0 Will see long not a long series short series for both of us, but you Max. Where are you thinking about the Phillies?

spk_0 It's not mean it's the same thing as last year the top of the order. It was just an a late an absolute stinker one for 11

spk_0 6 strikeouts, I think

spk_0 uh

spk_0 They had one good inning where Teosker Hernandez just decided he wasn't going to run for a baseball which

spk_0 Was bizarre, but then of course he comes back and hits a three three run bomb

spk_0 That

spk_0 Matt's from May or may not have been tipping pitches

spk_0 I saw that there was still in his pitches. Yeah, but then Ben Verlander did

spk_0 He tweeted something about how he was getting his pitches tipped and then Matt strum reply to him on Twitter

spk_0 Just basically dunking on him

spk_0 love that um

spk_0 So maybe he wasn't getting it something was going on

spk_0 And the Dodgers just have so many fucking guys

spk_0 We scored three runs off in six innings off

spk_0 Otani which you would think is good and then you get to their bullpen, which is bad now

spk_0 But then they just bring it last now and then

spk_0 And then Rocky to close the game and it's like they just have guys on guys on guys and show a goes over four with four strikeouts

spk_0 And it just doesn't matter. They still put up five runs. Yeah, they have so many fucking guys

spk_0 And if they have so many guys

spk_0 are three stars can't lay an egg and they're and they just continue they just continue to lay eggs

spk_0 So wait, yeah, where do you have right now in swarber? Because I know you said some things in the heat of the world

spk_0 I don't mean it. The swarver has been waiting to start

spk_0 What did you say in the heat of the moment? I think I just said I'm dumb with swarver. I'm almost done

spk_0 You didn't even go all the way. Are you no longer almost done? Are you still? No, I'm he's gonna hit

spk_0 He's gonna hit a home or tonight. Yeah, he's gonna I know he's gonna hit a home or I knew you didn't mean that

spk_0 Yeah, he didn't but yeah, it's the heat of the moment and he had

spk_0 He was one that he had runners and scoring position where we could have extended the lead

spk_0 We were when we were up three nothing he had runners on first and second and he struck out with two outs like we had

spk_0 so many opportunities

spk_0 And Munozosa had bases loaded

spk_0 They bring in a reliever and he just throws a meatball over the middle of the plate that he flies out that he easily could have hit a home or a grain slam and

spk_0 Flip the entire game

spk_0 You got Mondays must win

spk_0 That's what's the bullshit about the fucking Dodgers we just we we we see show Hey game one now we have Blake's now like yeah

spk_0 They just have more guy just have

spk_0 Like four of the top to top 10 pictures in baseball just on their team and then their lineup is disgusting

spk_0 And then Kike Hernandez

spk_0 I don't know what is up with him

spk_0 October comes and he is just a fucking killer that pitch that he hit was a

spk_0 Was a perfect change up from Christopher Sanchez to run double like of course

spk_0 I can I can hear the pain in your voice today. I heard it during the boomers saying and it made me sad

spk_0 I hear it now

spk_0 I know you had a tough weekend when it comes to to Philly sports

spk_0 If you were to say like which which of the three events it's taking the most toll on Philly by

spk_0 Number one. So you're in like bummer. I might be dumb baseball mode. Yeah, it is yeah, and it's five game series

spk_0 You look on one oh and a five game series you just feel like

spk_0 Your debt especially at home like we like

spk_0 That's that's that's that's a big thing. Yeah, because if the comes win Monday night when you're up

spk_0 3-0 you're you're up 3-0. Yeah, is this the last dance?

spk_0 Oh, yeah, that's the other thing like swarber

spk_0 It's probably gone ranger swar as is probably gone like you're gonna we have young guys that

spk_0 We're gonna bring up that are hopefully gonna you know fill the void, but you don't know like it

spk_0 This it's it is nearing the end of our run like Zach Wheeler who knows what he's gonna be

spk_0 When he comes back like all right win must win Monday must win must win Monday fillies and then cubs

spk_0 Win against Blake's now. Yeah, yeah, I actually would yeah, you're probably right and the Matthew Boyd thing made me very mad

spk_0 And I it isn't revisionist history because I actually said it on Thursday on multiple shows

spk_0 I was like you why wouldn't you go bullpen but I do think you probably are in a worse spot because

spk_0 If the cubs win Monday, they did their job in Milwaukee

spk_0 The fillies have to win Monday

spk_0 I would say both teams probably have to win but I'm saying like if the cubs win on Monday

spk_0 It's like hey, you did your job if the Dodgers if the fillies win on Monday, it's like

spk_0 Fuck now they the Dodgers did their job now we got to go win one day like start of the series if you were to a big cat that you're going back to Chicago

spk_0 1-1 yeah, when you saw I I said I pumped if

spk_0 If Matthew Boyd hadn't pitched on Saturday and we were down a one I would have been like that's exactly kind of what I expected

spk_0 bullpen game

spk_0 Verse Peralta that's a brewers advantage every single day. I expected to lose game one

spk_0 I just didn't expect to also burn our best starting pitching. I would just love to have the PMT civil war day

spk_0 Also Rob that's saying Rob Thompson just absolutely

spk_0 David Robertson gets a big out gets out of a jam for Christopher Sanchez and we have our entire bullpen at our disposal

spk_0 Plus and all of day the next day the guys haven't pitched in a week

spk_0 The fact that you bring you Robertson back out there for another inning is

spk_0 So inexcusable like empty the fucking bullpen. Yeah, have an off day. Yeah, use your fucking guys

spk_0 You do not need David 41-year-old David Robertson

spk_0 Trying to give you more like go go back to the dugout and then come back out like use your fucking guys

spk_0 Yeah, I will say that the one good one like good thing that

spk_0 Craig council did do when the game got because it got out of hand like

spk_0 Michael push hit a home run and to lead off the game

spk_0 I was like this is gonna be awesome and then the brewers put up six in the first inning and three in the second inning

spk_0 He did not like go to any one of like importance in the bullpen

spk_0 So that was good like he didn't make something bad even worse by burning guys that we actually like really really need so

spk_0 But still fucking

spk_0 Matthew Boyd that was short rest

spk_0 He's like he pitched like a hundred eighty innings this year and he's always I think he's done short rest three times in his career

spk_0 And every time it's not been good. I don't get it. I feel like

spk_0 Every short rest has it like short rest is always in a disadvantage max

spk_0 Is it not like there's just never? Yeah, you used to think it's okay, right? You see like the bum guard

spk_0 Like people talk about like the bum gardeners of the world who it did it. There's only like forever three of those guys

spk_0 And so that's why to me it's like we're we won't do it with him right if you don't if you unless you are in a like short

spk_0 Rests is for the end of a series. Yeah, not the fucking first game of a series. Yeah short rest is without a doubt

spk_0 It's like game seven empty your tank right shursers here right they did it for game one. Yeah

spk_0 Nuts nuts all right good show boys long show

spk_0 Uh

spk_0 Tite show tight show

spk_0 Uh, all right good luck and golf tomorrow boys and I think a good luck. I'm talking just to you

spk_0 I think it's gonna be fun good luck and then baseball

spk_0 Good luck to every bus win monday max will be streaming. I must win monday for all of us. Yeah

spk_0 Oh, it's that you're making a must win

spk_0 Yeah, who plays better on uh no sleep gonna win

spk_0 Yeah, who plays better on no sleep. I don't think do you get cranky when you don't sleep

spk_0 Not off on the course

spk_0 Okay, all right. I have uh the rowback question rho back.com promo code take 20% off your first purchase QZips polo's hoodies joggers shorts rowback.com promo code take

spk_0 numbers three

spk_0 Memes going with something different even attempt

spk_0 No, I saw the npm tv

spk_0 What was the end? Uh, let's just let him get it. Let's let's just let him get three and like let's all just uh

spk_0 I mean, let's take it easy. That was pft. No way of like completely contradict. I totally forgot that I said that

spk_0 I gotta be honest don't remember saying that they said it you are there three

spk_0 Oh my bad. Yeah, pft's got it at a pft moment. Yeah, 41

spk_0 Memes you want to do you want number three? No, I'll take 41. I want to give memes three. No, I want 41

spk_0 I'm rune for you memes. I think I've flipped memes if I get three. I want to give it to you

spk_0 No, you can't get 41. I can't get now. I was gonna take it now

spk_0 But if I you got to take it right now, if I do win then I want the record to show that I would give it to memes if I could

spk_0 That's fair, but he does not count. Okay. Yeah. All right. Uh, I'll go

spk_0 27

spk_0 Boys in the booth

spk_0 99 I would just say if three hits I would say I love you guys immediately because I'm turning everything off. Okay

spk_0 All right, everyone else guess

spk_0 23

spk_0 22

spk_0 8 I said 22

spk_0 Jack

spk_0 Uh, 25

spk_0 Oh, 69

spk_0 Everywhere 69

spk_0 I love you guys

spk_0 but

spk_0 well

spk_0 etus.

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