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Mama’s Comin’ in Hot
In the thrilling finale of 'Mama’s Comin’ in Hot,' chaos reigns as Santa's sleigh is in jeopardy, and the fate of Christmas hangs in the balance. With unexpected twists and a team o...
Mama’s Comin’ in Hot
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And now, please welcome to the stage for their final performance, the Santa Land Missilto Baby Blind My Children's Chorus.
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God help us.
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I'm a final episode of night, my true love gives to me.
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Twelve shocking bombshells, eleven random callbacks, ten crake-flat hangers, knives, sprinkles, melting hate, desert fish, and seven Vegas Jap-Ros, six new heroes.
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You and friends, five hours to pace rise.
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Poor confusing buttons on the slate, ham has to figure out, can't she say Christmas on her own?
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Are you kidding me?
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Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, what the hell am I doing?
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Current temperature, negative 50, fuel rod stabilized, reindeer, adorable, please set course.
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Wait, isn't this thing supposed to do everything on its own? It's Snowlexa, autopilot.
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Autopilot disabled, resume manual control.
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Snowlexa is there flasking here in emergency cigarette, anything?
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Negative.
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Okay, Rick, steering wheel, fire em on where would I put the steering wheel? There we go.
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Fuck!
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Snowlexa, show map to North Pole.
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Showing results for North Pole.
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Alright, chart, fastest course, and if there's any sort of turbo rocket booster lighter up.
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Commencing hot toddy's cinnamon hyperwarb, and three, two, one.
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Three, yes!
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Attention, Santa Land.
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I know this has been a challenging season, but I'm pleased to say that thanks to me, Christmas is saved!
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I said, Christmas is saved!
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Alright, moving along.
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Santa, sir, are you ready to take your seat in the brand new sleigh?
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Rick, how am I supposed to fly without my reindeer?
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I was hoping not to do this in front of everyone, but sadly, Emma cannot all the reindeer.
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No.
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And then she murdered them.
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That can't be true.
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And then she ate them.
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Raw! Good heavens, Snow!
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But not to worry, I have one last surprise.
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One final cherry on top of an already amazing freshly rescued Christmas.
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May I present my new team of hand selected younger, cuter reindeer.
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Rick, these are the donkeys from my Christmas tree fall.
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Oh, shut up.
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I mean, yes, oh my god, they may seem like donkeys, but I assure you, they fly way better than the reindeer who, again, have been murdered and are dead.
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Now, it is my great privilege to present our new reindeer biscuits, Jenny, Boo Boo, Mary, Frank, Beavis, Notmeg, Honey, and Sigourney.
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Give it up for our better, less annoying reindeer.
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Up you go, sir.
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Santa, I'm on behalf of all the elves.
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We wish you a safe journey.
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All the delicious cookies you can eat.
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Yummy cocoa.
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Happy smiles.
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Thank you, Eric.
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Okay, team.
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Three, two, one.
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Lift off.
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Bon voyage.
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There we go.
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Almost off the ground.
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Looking good, sir.
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Good and good, right.
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Merry Christmas.
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Look out.
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The helmet's removing all of them.
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Snow Lexus, slow down.
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Reducing speed.
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Oh, sorry.
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I need a break. I can't feel my face.
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How far is the North Pole?
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Time to destination.
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Six human minutes.
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Oh, thank god. Maybe there's still time to get Santa in the air.
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Snow Lexus, are you able to check on Emma? Is she okay?
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Negative. Out of range.
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Emma, wherever you are, I hope you're okay.
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I really hope I make it back in time so everyone can see how cool the sleigh is.
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It's too bad you want to see the look on Eric's face when I kick him in the chestnuts.
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Chestnuts. A dry nut popular for roasts.
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Cancel.
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Cancel.
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Verb to stop.
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Time to location.
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Commencing descent to North Pole.
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Emma, this is for you.
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My friend.
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Wherever you are.
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So, what are you in for?
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Huh, saving Christmas.
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All right, ma'am, you're up.
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Now stand on the line and face forward.
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Can you take off the elf hat for me, please?
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Whoa, that air.
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Got it. Now feed a pot.
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Cough.
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Wow.
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You got one phone call.
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That's okay. I don't have anyone to call.
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Oh, yes you do.
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Shitee.
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Martha, what are you doing here?
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Billing you out.
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Officer, how much for the elf?
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I've got a homicide in Springfield's North Woods by mile marker 16.
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You are now entering Springfield.
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Where's the body?
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Off the site of the ditch down there.
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You know, surrounded by all this crime scene tape.
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Hello.
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Am I dead?
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My name is John.
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I'm the new forensic pathologist.
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I can see you.
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And that's how we'll figure out how you were murdered.
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That means it's real.
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Since then, I've noted multiple additional missing case files
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and even missing bodies.
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Let's say I believe you came across some record keeping discrepancies
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in a string of deaths.
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You're not an investigator, Jonathan.
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Stop trying to be one.
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After everything I've discovered, I just need to know why,
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what happened in Springfield?
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Going somewhere, Dr. Spacer.
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Are you what just needs to remain calm?
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Santa, sir, everything is under control.
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This is a disaster.
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No, it's not.
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It's working out really well.
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If you'll just get back in the sleigh, we can totally fix this.
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I'm not getting back in that thing.
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It's about to explode.
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It just needs another minute to warm up.
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Everybody run!
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That's it.
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Enough.
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But Santa...
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It's 10 minutes to midnight, gives our everywhere, and my dunkeys are on fire.
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Eric, I know you tried.
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I'm sorry, but it looks like we have no choice but to go with article C.
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What's article C?
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You don't mean?
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Yes.
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Hold for the entire world.
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What's that down?
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Look up there.
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There's something in this guy.
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Everyone take cover!
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Mama's coming in hot!
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Oh shit.
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All right, nobody move. Where's Eric?
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Who are you?
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Sir, Santa, sir, it's Pam.
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From Hanaka?
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Hanaka.
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Never mind.
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Sir, this is Emma's accomplice.
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Arrest her.
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Take her to the igloo prison.
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Back off, gumdrops.
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He sent Emma and I off on a wild goose chase across America where we almost died 10 times
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and were forced to become drug dealers and chased by hooligans.
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Oh, and we saw Tina from Cookies' Cheese O'Hack.
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Anyway, lying!
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Lock her up.
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That's it.
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I'm hurting her.
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Thank you.
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Not from her, from you.
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Oh, but you were looking at her.
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You're standing next to each other.
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If you're here, where is Emma?
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I don't know.
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Emma sacrificed herself so I could get the slay back here in time.
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What?
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She broke the peppermint lasso and now she's stuck in the human world forever.
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She invoked the clonks' claws?
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It was her Christmas.
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She chose Christmas.
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She's a hero.
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No?
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She's a murderer.
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Okay, I'm done.
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This is for Emma.
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Get your breadman!
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Take him away!
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You're hurting me.
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Okay.
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Oh, mobilize.
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All hands on debt.
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Let's get Emma slay out of the snow and load her up.
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But, but, but, sir, what are we going to do about Emma?
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The claws cause an ancient magic.
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The only way to unbreak it is for the Alphan question to find another defector
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to forge a new lasso and re-enter the North Pole together on Christmas Eve.
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I'm sorry, Jan.
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It's Pam.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, Emma.
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Thanks for bailing me out, guys.
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No problem, kid.
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Where'd you now?
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I...
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I don't know.
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I can't go home.
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I guess I'm stuck here.
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Oh, you can crash at the stash house.
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It's not much, but it's yours if you want it.
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Yeah, there's a mattress on the floor and it's stuffed with cash.
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So it's pre-furned.
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Pause.
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We're right next to a Costco, so all the snacks and toilet paper you could ever want.
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Wait, what did you say?
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A mattress stuffed with cash.
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No, no, the other thing.
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Our stash house is next to Costco.
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Costco, that's it!
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Going down.
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Level 18, Cuckoo clocks.
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Level 17, fruit baskets.
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Level 16, books.
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Level 15, exotic birds.
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Level 14, unicorn saddles.
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Basement, Hanukkah.
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I'm back!
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Yeah, I missed you all too.
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Hi, Pam.
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Did you do something different with your hair?
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Shove it, Shlomo.
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Pam, I left the order so next year on your desk.
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They're piling up already, so chop chop.
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Did nobody realize I was gone?
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Well, you're welcome for risking my life to save Christmas and Hanukkah
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and the entire North Pole for that matter.
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Well, thanks, Pam.
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Nice to see you, Pam.
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Thanks for saving Hanukkah, Pam.
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Pam, if you've been drinking on the job, I'm going to have to send you to Elf R again.
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No, I'm fine. I just need a minute, okay?
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Hanukkah, please hold.
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Hanukkah, please hold.
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Hanukkah, this is Pam.
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How may I draw your call?
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Please hold.
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Excuse me, ma'am.
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Which way to dreidel?
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Can't you see I'm working?
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Oh my god.
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Shlomo, sister.
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Emma!
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But, but how did you get back here?
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After you left, Chai Ti and Martha build me out of jail.
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Then I found Tina from Cookies, which was surprisingly easy.
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Her headshot is in every telephone pole in LA.
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It was a little tricky.
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You're getting her to come back with me.
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But I think I sealed the deal when I promised her the lead in the winter stock production of Miss Saigon.
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So you fixed the poop shoot?
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Oh, heck no.
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That thing's going to take years to repair.
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I came back the old fashioned way.
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But, via chimney.
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You really learned nothing at home school.
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You told me the sleigh was the only way back to the North Pole.
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I lied.
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I needed you to come with me.
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I'm glad you did.
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Come here!
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Pam!
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Come on!
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We've got to get up to mission control and run-ups for Santa.
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We?
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You heard me.
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Come on, partner.
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That's it for mainland China.
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We are a go for Indonesia.
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I repeat.
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We are a go for Indonesia.
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Hey, you want me to take over for a while, boss?
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Sure.
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Oh, but remember, you have to log each house in real time.
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And each present.
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And cross-check every gift with its corresponding child.
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And no smoking.
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Actually, I think you got this.
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Sit yourself.
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Rain deer at the ready.
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Santa, strap in.
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We are lifting off in three, two, one.
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Look alive, people.
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We have a long night ahead of us.
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Emma.
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Yeah?
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Merry Christmas.
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Well, Pam.
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Happy Hanukkah.
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And now to wrap things up.
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One last time.
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Oh, well-know.
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Kids, you know I love you, but I just can't.
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You know I love you.
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You know I love you.
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You know I love you.
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You know I love you.
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You know I love you.
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I've got a homicide in Springfield's North Woods
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by Mile Marker 16.
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You are now entering Springfield. Where's the body?
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Off the side of the ditch down there. You know, surrounded by all this crime scene tape.
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Hello, am I dead?
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My name is John. I'm the new forensic pathologist. I can see you,
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and that's how we'll figure out how you were murdered.
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That means it's ghosts are real!
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Since then, I've noted multiple additional missing case files and even missing bodies.
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Let's say I believe you came across some record-keeping discrepancies in a string of deaths.
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You're not an investigator, Jonathan. Stop trying to be one.
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After everything I've discovered, I just need to know why, what happened in Springfield?
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Going somewhere, Dr. Spacer.
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Listen to how I died of full-cast police and medical procedural podcast with over 40 episodes already available.
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