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spk_0 He was like, I know Chris Lynch is a

spk_0 And I was like, don't say that dude Chris is eats a lot of

spk_0 He's like, yeah, right. He's a lot like

spk_0 Yeah, right and by you mean a seven inch

spk_0 It's a it's a girl dog that has that voice. Yeah. Did you see that uh the video that I sent you the ones like hey you

spk_0 stupid

spk_0 Oh, uh

spk_0 blue collar hell hell man

spk_0 Uh, oh wait, Juan

spk_0 What's your name

spk_0 Oh, yeah, just have it a good time just drinking a lot of

spk_0 I love that what's your name

spk_0 You want to be here? Oh, you don't want to come to my place and later

spk_0 Is that like a pickup line? Yeah, yeah, it's like this uh like blue collar piece like mask thing

spk_0 face mask

spk_0 Instagram's are getting me like guy uh filter face filters. Oh yeah like what what kind of face masks? Oh like this is one called uh

spk_0 Blue collar worker. Let's say it's like helps his son with homework

spk_0 And like hits on girl at bar. It's just like you know, just hyper aggressive. It's really fine

spk_0 It's the greatest

spk_0 What's your name?

spk_0 I've been staying off the internet just because I don't want to be seeing pictures of freaking subway stabbing

spk_0 Oh, yeah, you don't like watching that I don't want to see I actually love it. I mean I look I come from best gore

spk_0 I come from live leak. I've seen I've seen things

spk_0 Yeah, but uh, you know you it's pretty damaging to see to see I don't want to say the word snuff

spk_0 It's just it's so it feels so queer to even use that word. So I wish I did a mental health issue that you're

spk_0 Ruined missing. That's all. Oh, yeah, I like seeing it. I like thinking that way

spk_0 I'm thinking of let's say an idea and I'm like oh, that's pretty funny. I'm like oh, I start scrolling

spk_0 I see I see a black guy with a knife out and I start thinking of that situation and said next thing

spk_0 You know my idea is just gone or it's not funny or or I'm thinking of that for a while

spk_0 No, no, I'm not from I'm not doing a clock or a car and you'll have to force me to look at that if you want me to see it

spk_0 Mind aids

spk_0 Yeah, let's do it, but I

spk_0 Train ride hell

spk_0 Train ride hell man. Yeah, it's just it's an interesting. It's irregular warfare. You're seeing right now and people

spk_0 I don't know they're starting to maybe understand that it's warfare

spk_0 It's not looking good for blacks. No, they have a very bad not looking good bad wrap right now the blacks have

spk_0 It just in my car is singing. I'm like oh the wrap that blacks have his

spk_0 Wrap right now irrecoverable. Yeah, you know, I'm listening to recover. I have we we all have

spk_0 sympathy and pathos empathy empathy

spk_0 For everybody

spk_0 The only thing I can say is that it's looking real bad for black straight

spk_0 If you want an unbiased uncolored opinion is our unbiased opinion

spk_0 I mean not as even as white

spk_0 It is it's really not looking good from black

spk_0 Looking good guys great F

spk_0 It's not looking good

spk_0 Yes, it went Twitter Twitter went from

spk_0 Twitter went from oh, this is pretty based to

spk_0 Lynch him. Yeah, yeah, like everybody every white person I know is now a

spk_0 Hoodwearing Hood ready

spk_0 Regular lunch. They're all petting horses. They're gonna ride. Yeah, they're they're cutting their pillowcases into triangles

spk_0 They're on Facebook too and it's it's spilled over the good joke

spk_0 I saw was a good reply to a repost of some alleged

spk_0 alleged memes

spk_0 Lampp who are just you know making fun of the whole train situation just a little bit of memory there

spk_0 Putting a Burger King crown on the black eyes head

spk_0 Oh, yeah, that could have been I mean it could just rage bay you know whatever you want

spk_0 But the reply to it was a picture is like post-linching and like people smiling and then I was dying like that sort of comment humor is so

spk_0 I was I was dying. Oh, yeah, it was so crazy

spk_0 But the sentiment is pretty thick and it's gonna be pretty hard to fight your way out of that one

spk_0 It's not looking good man. Hmm. Well, it's not

spk_0 It's not I mean no matter what then it's gonna be harder for them to recover

spk_0 But you can you can always trace you can always trace where where they come from from other sources that aren't always apparent

spk_0 It's just like the slave ships had a certain type of people industrious

spk_0 Type of people that ran the slave trade. There's an in it's there's an interesting parallel

spk_0 Or maybe it's not even a parallel. It's the same continuation

spk_0 It's the same

spk_0 Continuity yeah continuous line

spk_0 It's unbroken continuity that we're enjoying right now. So um, I mean it's

spk_0 You know you put yourself in a position or you have to you have to defend a position in different ways if you if you're if you go out there and like this

spk_0 Don't hate blacks don't blame blacks, you know

spk_0 You're it just changes the tone of everything but so but you just have to fit focus on the basics

spk_0 They're not coming back off from that. It's there's I think is

spk_0 Unless they fill the mental assilums with all those people who like them out? Why does this allowed to happen intentionally

spk_0 Loud to happen then used as as clock-regorange fear fear porn on the internet

spk_0 It's an irregular war was mental health the buffer zone that they built in to sort of like say salvage

spk_0 the continuation of it

spk_0 Where they were like we're gonna use to keep boiling white people yeah, yeah, they were gonna use mental health

spk_0 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they open up the assilums in California and that's pretty much an active terrorism to let those people around

spk_0 Regular citizens without constant supervision. That's an active terrorism

spk_0 The the the the the fact alone that this guy with his rap sheet and this holds judge circuit was even allowed on there

spk_0 It looks like intentionally. Yeah, like it looks like it looks like a hit looks like a man churian candidate hit

spk_0 I mean just the fact that that's allowed people people don't get it, but that is terrorism

spk_0 It's absolutely terrorism. It's the anarcho tyranny that souls and it's been talked about yeah

spk_0 Where if a thug has a knife. It's because you didn't know any better if you have a knife

spk_0 It's it's an act of of trees of high treason if you're white, you know, but they've they've weaponized

spk_0 retarded black people

spk_0 Yeah, out of the out of the insane asylum pretty much. Yeah, they should let him out of the the CTE clinics with baseball bats

spk_0 Red baseball bats filled with red bulls and a screw top

spk_0 Like just so you know there's a screw top on top that thing is filled with red bull

spk_0 Just a regular MLB weight baseball that you've been swinging your whole life, but now go out there and do

spk_0 Whatever someone called you by the way, I just want to give you a heads up

spk_0 When's it when's it gonna be the times in the train with like Christopher walk and he's like whoa

spk_0 He pulls out the gun when's it gonna be like that? It's feels it feels like that's coming like I

spk_0 But it's pretty easy a crazy guy like that look. I mean, I'm not I'm not a trained killer

spk_0 But uh if you have the right tools and the right mindset it's pretty easy to eliminate threats

spk_0 Let me put it that way and I'm not espousing any philosophy of defense or offense at all. Well, it's pretty easy to take me

spk_0 I was in Philly last week. Uh pretty normal guy a pretty normal guy. Maybe even a little bit more normal than us

spk_0 We're hanging out with him for lunch in a nice area

spk_0 And he's like hey watch out

spk_0 I've got a handgun loaded in that in that thing

spk_0 It was like nothing. It was like a watch. Yeah, and I was like

spk_0 Just me and just me like yeah, yeah, and I was like Jesus Christ is like yeah, yeah, he's like that's pretty common around here

spk_0 You might have to unload in someone. Yeah, and I was like wow that's pretty pretty wild

spk_0 I think it's I think it's time for white people to start packing and I think it's and it's

spk_0 It's like in the in the past you the problem with saying stuff like this is that you are encouraging people to go

spk_0 Do something that's gonna get them in trouble

spk_0 I think now is the time like the

spk_0 The over-tune window and the the sway back and forth of popular opinion it has an effect on

spk_0 These type like if Daniel Penny happened now. Yeah, it would be a different

spk_0 It would it would play out differently than it did um in cove it era. Yeah the more A's are a little bit switched these days

spk_0 Yeah, now's that now's the time to um

spk_0 Really be focused on your own protection and now's the time to worry about yourself

spk_0 Yeah, and you're worried about your family. Yeah, your community and that shit that means what it means it means what it means

spk_0 Yeah, but hearing the commonplace having the

spk_0 Pistol and it doesn't mean go out and pick a fight it means yeah, no you run fucking be ready

spk_0 Oh, no, if you can run don't be apologizing like that was the guy that got stabbed. I stick up for you

spk_0 Who is that guy that one you the girl the the

spk_0 Abberklander whatever the activist that got fucking stabbed

spk_0 Whatever oh, we trip. Yeah, he tripped over the bench and you guys step with his yeah, that's his his Hispanic girlfriend

spk_0 Bastard man. She's making money and stuff. It's so good poor bastard. That's I mean it peep respecters of life

spk_0 Who know dignity and no quality don't like that?

spk_0 Seeing that unfolded no matter what the guy was guilty of or whatever. It's just like who

spk_0 I thought we were in a society. I thought we were in a civilization. Those are the ways that you can die

spk_0 That's like ways that you can die in Mad Max or

spk_0 Or something we would raise. Yeah, straight up guy on a train. Yeah, I

spk_0 A train stabs innocent girl

spk_0 There's a boss battle in the train

spk_0 Are you

spk_0 Oh

spk_0 Terrible together like you're gonna fight a guy with two like what

spk_0 And he's only you can only see white. He's only going for one, but it's interesting

spk_0 People don't really know they've been tortured so good so good. They don't know that this is

spk_0 Irregular warfare and an insane and insane advanced type that you see

spk_0 It's it's I mean, it's like you see it in all the textbooks of tyranny like 1984 and all those you you see that enacted like a textbook here

spk_0 And if those things and they are happening identical to let's say 1984 and I don't it's like queer if you'd be talking about George Orwell

spk_0 But the same things happen here and if you ever wondered what it was like in a society like that look look at how

spk_0 How whose job it is clearly to spin or to buy time and to pacify politicians and other and other figureheads in the media

spk_0 Their job is to just buy time and pacify people because the next generation will take over the plan in lockstep no matter

spk_0 What because of education because immediate TV and Hollywood those things that's why the youth is the only thing that matters

spk_0 That's that's why people are starting to feel the heat because they know that the children are in they're in their

spk_0 Reeducation camps right now and the people a lot of these people know that it's happening

spk_0 I'm gonna fucking ramble now. Well, I don't think they buy the they're I think they didn't buy their time well enough

spk_0 I think they they tried to try to they tried to cook the frog too quickly

spk_0 lack of lack of humility hubris and

spk_0 Just that that mid mid IQ curve. I know everything. I know how to get the best result

spk_0 Follow my plan stuff that the that people like that are prone to

spk_0 Led them to underestimate

spk_0 Uh the will of the natives the will of the natives. Yeah, it's kind of ironic. It's like when mid-level management

spk_0 It's like the agents of said movement are like uh, who's like the uh

spk_0 The chick who got caught in Boston like some of these politicians that keep getting caught red handed doing shit

spk_0 That's so fucking dumb. You know, I mean like getting like they're getting caught stealing yeah

spk_0 187,000 like stealing for three months you get like 18 years. Yeah, right that kind of shit and it happens like

spk_0 And moss you know over and over and over and over they wet their beaks too much and they they celebrate

spk_0 Too much too early

spk_0 It's not they get they because they get away with a lot, you know Nancy Nancy Pelosi's uh, what is she almost a billionaire?

spk_0 Do she have 500 million is a means baked into the culture about her insider trading and to follow the money

spk_0 You follow her this her trading decisions like it's a meme doubt and there's still nothing anyone can do about it

spk_0 She's making millions you got some guy some bum with a hammer in the house some weird gaze gay sex shit

spk_0 Some queer shit. She's got 400 million ampses. She's nasty. How does she's trading? She's got three screens

spk_0 She's got three screens in front of 150,000. She's like oh wait wait wait wait wait no

spk_0 She's yeah, she's looking for a professional starcraft player with like 18 18 trading screens open

spk_0 What the fuck kind of a wizard is she like why isn't she like more powerful?

spk_0 Power glove on the saw the software is not fast enough. She has to have like hard line fiber optics installed to keep up with her

spk_0 She has a condo in New Jersey. It was that thing I sent you about like yeah

spk_0 Like it's like a half mile from the New York Stock Exchange. What what

spk_0 I have to I she's in a she's in an RV driving

spk_0 She's moving back and forth in a train trading that fast so the uh

spk_0 What would that be that would be uh

spk_0 Yeah, the signals faster. It's like milliseconds faster. Yeah, and they'll drop it's like algorithmic trading Nancy Pelosi's like a human computer

spk_0 She's just uh, she's that good

spk_0 It's now you see it's it's right in your face and everybody knows it and it but still it's like you never

spk_0 Only in nightmares are bad ending books or movies did thing turn did things turn out this way

spk_0 But they've already been this way even before you were born. It's just uh the trick is to make people not see it

spk_0 But this is it moved a little bit fast. I think it did yeah

spk_0 It could be just a test thing just to see what they have to it went no it was too it went too fast

spk_0 And uh another thing is

spk_0 That um I don't think they counted on they kind of milk boy um milk boy

spk_0 Again, I didn't count on milk boy now. I have to live by it

spk_0 Chucks king. Yeah, milk boy. I don't think they counted on Elon Musk buying Twitter

spk_0 Hmm, which is the reason why anybody knows why anybody knows that this happened other than the usual people who know what happened

spk_0 Which you know is good but for normies for normies to know for this thing to get critical mass

spk_0 requires uh

spk_0 Elon on Twitter

spk_0 It requires him putting a few smiley faces and a few question marks and what yeah

spk_0 The what the fuck the Boston lady with the the head wrapped the uh the new the new one being like leave me alone

spk_0 She got busted

spk_0 It's pretty blatant. It's like the Boston political. I don't I don't pay attention

spk_0 I don't know what her role is she gets popped for giving her family like $280,000 stealing furniture out of the fucking real dumb

spk_0 dumb yeah shit

spk_0 Stuff in the fireplace with the furniture she broke down

spk_0 And she's like leave me alone

spk_0 God like it's so on the nose Muslim whatever representative. Yeah, it's the type in Boston corruption

spk_0 Uh recent news it's yeah, hey shulks we closed the glass door

spk_0 Is it closed?

spk_0 Is somebody talking out there? We can hear him. We can we can hear people

spk_0 It's really bugging me

spk_0 It's just bugging

spk_0 This is an important one. Did you just say okay?

spk_0 Hold on this uh

spk_0 Yeah, Tony Fernandez. Yeah, yeah

spk_0 Super portuguese for good fuck. No, yeah, you'll see you'd say that. That's what I wish it was

spk_0 You wish it was like helmet head portuguese you'll see

spk_0 You got to see the conference right that's that's that yo get that in urgen

spk_0 It's that one

spk_0 That one of the lower left right there four days ago. Look at the jugs on it. Wow. I'm asking like leave me alone

spk_0 She's like yo chill. She's got jugs like Wendy Williams. What happened to her

spk_0 She went to prison. Oh, she gets one month one month. Yeah, there it is you get 28 years of you did that

spk_0 She pays 13,000 restitution. I'm sure it was 13 grand

spk_0 I'm sure

spk_0 13 cents

spk_0 Yeah, that's nice

spk_0 Synancing day for former Boston City Councilor Tanya Fernandez Anderson. This was for why are you saying that she's got

spk_0 She's got both of which used taxpayer money. She got space invaders under fucking show

spk_0 Anderson is set to serve one month of incarceration

spk_0 Three years of supervised release and pay 13,000

spk_0 thousand

spk_0 Is this will avoid that muscle?

spk_0 It's to the people watch this that probably sounds like wow

spk_0 How could you afford to pay 13,000 dollars actually a lot less than they're gonna come up with that we're asking for

spk_0 Hey

spk_0 Yeah, Colton prosecutors were hoping for a year in prison for Tanya Fernandez Anderson, but she's getting a lot

spk_0 What about what about the month very big fall? What about the money?

spk_0 Uh, thank you so many people being here. My god. I'm not that important

spk_0 Yo Tanya Fernandez Anderson left the court house Friday after sent me saying taking responsibility for what she did by criticizing the news coverage

spk_0 The reason why I don't talk to you is because you never report accurately on black people

spk_0 You're always causing some sort of trouble the 46-year-old told the judge and fucking

spk_0 I can't get my

spk_0 Is this a power you have everything? I think you're gonna say that they won't ask you her attorney asking

spk_0 They're not looking at her back. It's not good. It's not good. My unbiased

spk_0 I

spk_0 Every bit of it. I didn't make it

spk_0 It's like a global reduction in five points of charisma. Yeah, everybody. Yeah, everybody

spk_0 Yeah, the cadence is like a 16-year-old girl though. Yeah, it's a retard

spk_0 I took responsibility for every bit of it. I didn't make a

spk_0 That's just mockery. I didn't do this part of it just mockery because because what you're thinking were normal thoughts and

spk_0 To not be able to say those thoughts to her is is a sort of a form of torture and a little bit of a

spk_0 I don't know like a buffer. Leave me alone

spk_0 So what I fucked a kid no, she get a pie in the face. That's what she's saying. A.D.I. Q. Points. She said so what I I said that

spk_0 So what I said I did it

spk_0 Give me my fucking metal of honor

spk_0 It would have been better if she started doing the breakfast wrap by Will Smith whatever that

spk_0 Why is the breakfast table the comeback one? Yeah, when he was drinking cups of load. Yeah

spk_0 I want to see that she should have just started doing the

spk_0 Lunch the lunch table beats

spk_0 I told you that so money making fun of me is not that funny. Hey, and you got next next card dealers

spk_0 As is behind it. He's got three thousand dollars on I walk like

spk_0 Oh

spk_0 The beatbox

spk_0 And the guys it was like ten dollars

spk_0 You got to have backup dancers to be city council

spk_0 Like really super intricate robot sounds for a machine with many joints and many bearings

spk_0 Okay, like and it's walking fast

spk_0 stupid

spk_0 Yeah, that's our I guess those are our rulers and that nice to have rulers like that without

spk_0 We're like that. Why don't you have why don't you pack heat? No people are waking up. We're gonna kick their asses

spk_0 That is the best chocolate ever had my life that chocolate is like the best what is that when you get it exactly?

spk_0 It's milk boy it's no

spk_0 Milk boy stomach sent

spk_0 It's a Swiss chocolate milk boy damn they have probably have other flavors like raw

spk_0 Yes, is Hershey Symphony? I don't know if you're

spk_0 Damn like as soon as I had it I was like I'm older in that whatever I'm ordering a fucking brick of that. Oh, it's changed

spk_0 I'm not even a big chocolate guy, you know you guys are the chocolate carnivores you guys are the chocolate tears

spk_0 Yeah, we

spk_0 You got whisks you guys got chocolate whisk. I'm afraid that the cocoa bean has

spk_0 Some sort of parasite or mold just like cats they get taxo. I'm worried that we have something from the

spk_0 more

spk_0 Why don't you they do look a cocoa

spk_0 Plant does look disgusting looks fucking it's like a cashew

spk_0 You know, it actually looks like fucking Mars fruit. Yeah, you don't want to look at cashews or you'll kill yourself

spk_0 Yeah, it's like this kill yourself you fucking

spk_0 Every cashew says when you open it

spk_0 Kill yourself you fucking

spk_0 That's what

spk_0 Go goes like the com shit plant. Yeah

spk_0 It's like yeah, it's the diarrhea of a really weird plant juicy come plant dude

spk_0 That's gross. Yeah, that is fucking gross. You do it the cashew apple

spk_0 It's like eating octopus. You cook so hard you die. Yeah, octopus. No, it's really smart. I'll die if I get cracking locks

spk_0 It's opening up tanks flooding your office

spk_0 This one's the craziest one. We already looked this one. Oh the black horn what the fuck

spk_0 Horn nut

spk_0 This is the diney dark oh nut you get off screen please suck dead get fucking

spk_0 Whoa, it's come out kick your fucking ass you fucking research

spk_0 I like the idea of inanimate objects heavy threatening you while you're like you have to

spk_0 In the factory when they're like putting them in bags and shit

spk_0 They have to have like headphones on because they're talking so much shit

spk_0 Fuck your fat mother you fucking stupid pig slut your mother's a fucking slut

spk_0 Gail

spk_0 Gail Rotor

spk_0 Your mom

spk_0 Yeah

spk_0 Opening a door hard and then getting the thing slammed in your ass on the way out because it's pissed at you

spk_0 It hates your guy it hates your guy I hate you

spk_0 Bro, yeah the milk boy you heard about the milk boy in the news, right? Yeah, he's doing money. Well, he's a um he's back at it

spk_0 He's back at it. He's a vigilante. He's incorrigible. He's incorrigible. He's

spk_0 Unavoidable. Oh, especially on the train. Yeah, he's like a mask of his land vigilante and I no matter

spk_0 How much trouble he gets and they can't seem to bring him to justice because he's get it. They say he's incorrigible

spk_0 He's incorrigible and he cannot be got. He's a lovable a lovable bit of mirth to him. He has character

spk_0 He's not just a violence what he's joyous. He goes on the train those guys that do stabbings and stuff like that

spk_0 He actually strings them up. Mm-hmm. He's a final boss. Yeah, he's now he's the final boss of the train. He's called milk boy

spk_0 He lives at the head of the train. Yep, and when things get really bad

spk_0 He goes and he assassinates who's causing the most trouble

spk_0 It's like he he goes in and he cleans up each car

spk_0 He goes into the car even if it's a carful of nuns and then he finds the people responsible

spk_0 Who's responsible for it?

spk_0 Ukrainian refugees as well. He can tell just by certain markers. There's certain ways that they have that give it away

spk_0 complicated algorithms

spk_0 It's not something to worry about. It's beyond the scope of this

spk_0 dissertation

spk_0 Yeah, but I'm I'm excited about seeing you know what becomes of milk boy. I don't see him. You guys see the

spk_0 Seal team six in North Korea thing. Didn't they all die in the same Chanook?

spk_0 Remember that that classic we got him the bin didn't have been lying to they all died in the same helicopter

spk_0 A little bit here. I'm not sure I'm not sure I could muster the care to

spk_0 Can be concerned myself with soldiers? It says it's been revealed that trump murdered six innocent homosexual fishermen in North Carolina

spk_0 Trying to plant some sort of listening device in North Korea and where the landing site was

spk_0 There was just a fisherman boat

spk_0 You speak in this ship and they killed all of them and and then like drown the bodies

spk_0 And then they it didn't come out until six years later, but it's just funny that

spk_0 Do what they do best. I feel like you guys can reenact that out. This is what we're supposed to be hat

spk_0 This is what we're supposed to believe now

spk_0 Maybe trump did it himself

spk_0 He did he he got the call there's a there's a lot of the fishermen and on board

spk_0 There's actually babies on board and the words from the president where as I quote kill them all

spk_0 Ha ha ha and they hung up the phone went immediately went back to sleep

spk_0 Well, what I heard was that North Korea they have this uh, they have these things called super nukes

spk_0 That can travel uh, up to 20,000 the new halfway around the globe

spk_0 They have total global coverage. Oh, and they're undetectable

spk_0 And there's no way to stop these things once they're in the air. Oh, it's gaining. See them there

spk_0 Yeah, holograph nukes. They're holographic nukes. Yeah, holographic nukes. Yeah, micro particle nukes. Yeah

spk_0 That's one

spk_0 Well, I'm never gonna say again. Thanks a lot. Yeah

spk_0 Sorry to do that to you but they have to be cox shaped

spk_0 They have to be covered in glitter and they're invisible glitter

spk_0 But don't look at it looks a miniature

spk_0 It's just it's just rubber tires. I mean, they inflatable

spk_0 They're in flasera inflatable tires. Remember the inflatable jet that they people run around afghanistan

spk_0 Whatever sort of in middle east bullshit the jet is obvious inflatable decois

spk_0 Really? Yeah, remember that classic. Oh, I wouldn't I wouldn't know how to find it. I like anyone would but fake

spk_0 Military weapons is the funniest thing didn't patent do one of those with the tanks and such

spk_0 I think he did an incredible tank thing for just to make him look just like pump himself up. Yeah, I think that goes back

spk_0 10,000 years having like fake horses and stuff. Oh no shit. Yeah, I'm sure. Oh, like so let it appear like your stacked way. Oh shit

spk_0 I don't know there's 20,000 of them. What's the shit you put in your right hand is to

spk_0 Synth all synth all for warfare

spk_0 Like it's just the general putting mad synth all in his biceps. He's like dude don't even fucking think about it

spk_0 Scott biceps this big going on the battlefield

spk_0 They're like shit, bro. He's jacked a shit. He fucks you up

spk_0 Synth all works. Synth all is actually steroid

spk_0 Oh, that's silly. So they they had an inflatable. Oh, yeah, they just did a plain thing. Oh, that's just don't

spk_0 I don't know some people just pointed out. I guess if you if you never look you actually don't see it

spk_0 Your brain fills it in like it's a real plane. You don't even question it unless you look specifically

spk_0 That would be a fun if we had all the money in the world to just be popping

spk_0 popping inflatable

spk_0 Mm-hmm military houses here. Yeah, an army base. Yeah, it looks totally real on satellite completely

spk_0 Completely inflatable a whole barracks how a neighborhood adjoining it everything. Yeah, 45 trains

spk_0 Distrotation on how strong new military is by some fucking of afghanistan fucking general is like this is the 747 51

spk_0 And then you just shoot down the run. It's like

spk_0 Is it a god shit?

spk_0 Chris can you image search for synth all I want to see what these guys are up to is there anybody new in the synth all game

spk_0 Or is it still that uh that one

spk_0 Bicep

spk_0 Eastern European guy still thriving. Oh, man. Look at your bow. Ciao boss on them. This is the synth all community

spk_0 Brazil India bricks is actually this is what people people talk about bricks. This is the common thread that bricks really has

spk_0 Going for it. Can you just talk to work and how do you get looking like that?

spk_0 Ciao, he looks like the real life Hulk. The guy does look pretty good though. This guy looks pretty buff

spk_0 Yeah, it's a good look. Let's go. It's a barrio bomb. It's barrio bomb is boyfriend. These guys look fucking awesome

spk_0 It's good looking. Okay, this guy looks like a god. I like his trap. He did his traps

spk_0 How is he bad at drawing? You just had to get those bubbles busts. Oh

spk_0 It's a bad at drawing

spk_0 You didn't get it. I don't get it

spk_0 Romario dos Santos Alves

spk_0 Bodybuilder who modeled himself. I'm scared of the move

spk_0 Skinny dog

spk_0 Oh bro

spk_0 That's how I want to look one day. I wish my my head would look like that if I my body looked like that for sure. Yeah

spk_0 I wish we could make that happen Charles

spk_0 I was kissing it. Oh, he's kissing it. Okay. Well, it's cool. I mean go ahead cuz he I kiss it cuz I can't have a snake bite leaves those bites

spk_0 What kind of a spider?

spk_0 Imagine imagine working at the company that makes this stuff. No

spk_0 It'd be like working at fucking mind geek. That's that's that's worse than the people that use it the people that make this yeah, yeah like

spk_0 Sick people who like empathize with the people who use it. They're like it's just but they want a little extra pump

spk_0 No, just like I mean where's it made?

spk_0 It's it's ethical to make it simply because people will buy it. How's that?

spk_0 India Mart India well that that brand right there. I don't know where the original synth all

spk_0 Would be made. Mm-hmm. Can you just add your feet so you could run better or something good? Yeah

spk_0 You put some carbon fiber inserts in some toe extensions in you can you know like a handicap guy? Yes, spreaders and extensions

spk_0 spreaders extenders. Wow. I saw people using rocks as toe spreaders. Really? Mm-hmm. I was wondering what you thought about that

spk_0 Go back to the wikipedia smart. I'd be using it more cuz my foot feels like like I did my the Chinese foot tying. That's it my foot feels like

spk_0 Who started this trend here who came up with this? Sesame oil. Who but the devil in Sesame Street?

spk_0 Who makes who makes the brand synth all where's that stuff made?

spk_0 The muscle pumping oil. You may recall synth the hall the alcohol

spk_0 Synthesis and Star Trek. I never knew that was given that it gave you a buzz only recently

spk_0 I'm like oh wait just because it's synthetic doesn't mean doesn't give you a buzz just because but they don't have distilleries and stuff

spk_0 What mouthwash? No, uh synth the hall from Star Trek. Oh, I assumed that they were drinking an alcoholic drinks because it was synthetic

spk_0 When I was a child and when I mean till a year ago

spk_0 And now they get a buzz and they got it blows off us off of

spk_0 Synth hall. Yeah, I thought that didn't I did that I better be right. Can you get drunk off that you have to be able to because I seen people drunk in Star Trek

spk_0 I think I thought they were drunk from some alien power and it was one episode I alien pussy could have made them drunk on many occasions

spk_0 cigarettes cigarettes

spk_0 Maybe the one with a Star Trek or the smoking cigarettes. Oh, it could was it like a DS 9-1 when it was like a period piece or was it it was a I don't know it could be a clip and it's like two

spk_0 Black alien two black Star Trek guys ripping butts

spk_0 He's a fantastic ripping heaters or maybe you know what it's probably it's probably fucking

spk_0 Mads second Farlin it could be

spk_0 Could be something from his genius brilliant mind so smart. We're going on

spk_0 A rabbit hole here when we're going down a rat hole does Synth hall and Star Trek get you drunk and you ask

spk_0 Ask the machine ask the machine does Synth hall get you in Star Trek get you drunk probably come myself. I'm wrong

spk_0 Perfect there we go

spk_0 Great question Synth hall is a fictional substance

spk_0 Taste and smells mild intoxication effects that get you a little drunk

spk_0 The negative effects can be suppressed or willed away by the drinker

spk_0 You can be tipsy or relaxed, but you won't suffer the bad consequences of regular alcohol sounds like a regular alcohol to me so

spk_0 Most instantly if you want sounds just like regular alcohol to me. It's familiar alcohol is the other one

spk_0 IPA and cocktails

spk_0 Regular old tequila does that's too funny now if a company that invents the muscle oil invented that instead

spk_0 That would be a net positive to mankind. Yeah, but no, no, no they invent big filler things

spk_0 Yeah, what is this a fucking it? What are we in hell?

spk_0 It's weird was Synth hall

spk_0 Consume drinking yeah, body dysmorphia is another form of hell. Yeah, your muscles or muffles aren't big enough

spk_0 Need to make a big is a nightmare

spk_0 And if you have bodies dysmorphia and you're a man, you're gay

spk_0 Yeah, you are homosexual so

spk_0 And

spk_0 Yes, what else? Yep, and you have a whole host of other problems coming on the chute you train behind that one

spk_0 If a guy's gonna get those implants or those injections and they're solving that problem in their life

spk_0 I would think that there were way more serious problems that preceded this muscle injection you would think that naturally

spk_0 You know, but you could be wrong

spk_0 It could be the case that as soon as you start filling up those muscles with oil

spk_0 That you have everything comes together and click yeah, can you imagine

spk_0 Having your having your shins saw on an half and then gaining and it's too inches

spk_0 From your life being good you probably probably like the lag extension. Yeah, it would probably fucking this awesome just like this

spk_0 Changed your life like sitting this much tall and everybody yeah, I'm this much tall

spk_0 I lose the let the use of my legs in 10 years

spk_0 Best 10 years in my life. Yeah

spk_0 You kill yourself right after that. It's it's

spk_0 I don't know is that what I remember hearing so I think was Lewis was talking about like people hanging upside down to gain inches to gain height

spk_0 Yeah, like crazy shit. Yep

spk_0 It probably considering the spinal compression it probably works if you had a if you had a height problem

spk_0 It does but if you had a height problem you would you would go to the end of the earth to fix it

spk_0 Oh, let me tell you that I vibe now you would do ever if you had a if you had a height if you were like I have a bald head

spk_0 And I'm not gonna go to turkey to get new hair, and it's pretty easy. It'd be fun if you had a bald height

spk_0 You would write a bald go to damn you would go damn near to the end to death to fix it

spk_0 You'd let him I'd I'd date a short girl

spk_0 I'd find a cute little Italian show. I'm not we're not we're talking about the guy the average the guy buddy

spk_0 We're talking about buddy. We're talking about buddy. Yeah, scamp

spk_0 Yeah, we're talking about scamp and buddy. They would hang upside down

spk_0 They get new knees if you were in if you were Indian and for some reason you had

spk_0 millions of dollars do what you're going to do yeah, yeah, it's time to modify

spk_0 Synthol height surgery

spk_0 Hair plugs all that you got to go for it. You think we're gonna have a

spk_0 billionaire pretty soon that has leg extensions or has huge biceps we probably already do maybe

spk_0 Of course we have of course we do that's of course we do these guys are these guys are getting all the plastic they need

spk_0 They're getting everything they need look at Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos is a hunk

spk_0 Hey, he's a big hunk. He got he made himself and do a hunk. Don't fuck with me. Yeah

spk_0 He got ripped up. Yeah, I

spk_0 Hope his girls not like bill balach X all of them. It's so funny that you say this. I saw this on a

spk_0 Cutaway and the inserts look nuts like the shoes they look like they have club feet. Wish which thing

spk_0 I saw literally this like the narrow wear some Robert Downey Jr. Where's him? I love those

spk_0 Fuck yeah, so you're the top 10 celebrities that I bet you didn't know that wear hide and so's number 10

spk_0 Tom Cruise standing at five seven Tommy C four Tom or see at least five nine to five ten number nine on the list is

spk_0 Efron standing at five foot eight

spk_0 With hide and so's up to her man is with five ten five eleven. What happened?

spk_0 Great is Tom Hardy. It's crazy. Oh, it's been hit pause betting beans got heels on beans got heels. He clicks them together

spk_0 He's had been he's had been Zach Efron now that guy's a dick

spk_0 Been talking about like a tall guy cuz he's

spk_0 That guy's actually a piece of shit

spk_0 That's the best voice ever man Zach Efron looks awesome. Whoa, he looks great. He looks like an action figure

spk_0 Handsome guy. He looks like an actor. I know what I want. I'm as my style in spoilers. What Zach Efron's face? What's the why would he like what did get the

spk_0 Lips get the Roy the shredded picture the Royed man down there the first one second one there looks awesome man. It's like Lou

spk_0 poor Baston

spk_0 I listen. I think he's living his best life to be honest with you also. What else you gonna do if you're Zach Efron

spk_0 What else you gonna do? What would you do if you're Zach Efron? I would do the same exact the same exact fucking thing

spk_0 They wouldn't get Batman or anything like that

spk_0 So what the fuck is he supposed to do my name is Nick Roachard? I'm gonna change my name legally to Zach Efron and do the same thing

spk_0 You can go that man. You guys change your name to Zach Efron. I changed my name to Zach Efron. Yeah

spk_0 Charles Efron or fuck it just Charles Zach Efron and you can say no no what about cold Charlie Z Charlie Chaplin

spk_0 That's I think I'm gonna go buy from not but Efron though, but look like Zach Efron. I gotta look like Zach Efron

spk_0 That would be really funny. You changed your name to a famous person and then

spk_0 Mark your body to look like a different celebrity. That would be the funniest thing ever

spk_0 Like you change your name legally to Big Bird and you but you legally

spk_0 And then you yell at everybody for fucking it out. Yeah

spk_0 Yeah, I like how like you know like you get all these that's like Tom Cruise. You know, it's all like

spk_0 It's like us you get you get sex symbols and stuff like that women telling you like you have like some 900 pound horse

spk_0 Telling you that you know for man's not six three and makes me to look at these guys the big the best looking guys out of the batch

spk_0 If Mark Wahlberg walked in here you'd you'd be upset

spk_0 Would be sad. Well, I mean Mark Wahlberg is he's a man of

spk_0 I wouldn't be upset it'd be honored. Yeah, I would look up at him and say hello, sir

spk_0 How are you doing nice to meet you? It's got the coat hanger out. He's a little Sam Hyde Zach Efron. Um, it's me little Zach

spk_0 Teenie Zach. Yeah, wow, imagine getting shoe lifts to be five seven. That's so good

spk_0 What's with his hair

spk_0 All right, this guy's brought us get these guys out of here. It's too funny

spk_0 I show Bob's fucking black son

spk_0 I'm

spk_0 Will they shit I'm supposed to tolerate in this culture like fuck you

spk_0 Now you have to take it. I'm like. Yeah, well, hi. I got to use him as a reference of a point that I'm trying to make

spk_0 Yeah, you fucking crazy

spk_0 It's just insane the culture the culture the figures these days. I guess they've been saying it every generation

spk_0 It degrades until it gets to a point where

spk_0 Milk boys and fucking every room till milk boys in charge. Yeah till he's finally the president

spk_0 I left his Tom Cruise

spk_0 Yeah, he is the man the last of them should I get some those heels? I

spk_0 Have them I wear inserts

spk_0 I think I think I literally I honestly people think I'm joking joking. I do I think people should why why not I wear shoes that make me

spk_0 Shorter because they're barefoot, so I do the reduction

spk_0 You have such a good relationship with your cobbler Sam like I was like you're on a first-name basis

spk_0 Are you like hey? How's the kids? I'm support my I'm like 30% of my cobbler's business

spk_0 Point Tommy how's how's your how's the big boy shoes incorporated? Yeah

spk_0 Is my only customer you want me to make a foot for you?

spk_0 Five nine

spk_0 Little bastard

spk_0 He's nine feet tall he's swatting my nose

spk_0 Fucking leave me

spk_0 It's just like doing the little bro head yeah

spk_0 You got some what do you go for me today?

spk_0 What are those Japanese pens you like drawing with?

spk_0 I was only bringing me these weird Japanese pens what am I gonna draw I draw shoes

spk_0 You pick

spk_0 I

spk_0 You know which I found the Japanese pet the stationary the stationary awards. Yeah, oh really?

spk_0 That's a thing there. I didn't know that until I just saw it sounds like good they have like no books and stuff

spk_0 I should be a thing. It's one of the most important things. I love paper. No. I cotton paper

spk_0 It's my you know I eat it you like paper. I like I like cotton paper. I like linen paper

spk_0 Did you get any Tomo river paper is oh it's cold Chris? I got Tomo yesterday just yes

spk_0 You got it just yesterday. Yes, but did you know

spk_0 I bet this is good as hell every year stationary experts from popular Japanese retailers like law celebrate racism

spk_0 You know any of those newly released those retailers know rewards to the best products

spk_0 stamp

spk_0 Keep watching to see our

spk_0 Pilling fucking things

spk_0 Grand prize

spk_0 The grand prize this year went to pilot Kirena double-sided highlighters

spk_0 featuring car brills around the chisel tip

spk_0 This design lets you draw straight lines and reduces ink pooling. Yep. That is good

spk_0 Just particularly like about time someone makes an advancement section to rest your thumb

spk_0 Sucks him to stabilize the angle of the pen when it touches the surface. Holy shit

spk_0 A lot of this stuff it goes too far. Hmm. It does it does go too far. I think I believe in

spk_0 I don't I don't like when there's brand when there's branding and illustration. This is girl stuff

spk_0 You know yeah, you want your stuff to be sort of you want to have

spk_0 The content that you put into it you want that to be where the personality comes from not the fruity little

spk_0 Gooby goby's leave them what's the pen award looks like a pixelated you have a would you have a

spk_0 Do you own any of these pens? I use I mean I've bought probably all these pens have probably spent

spk_0 Honestly $15,000 on jet pens

spk_0 But I use I use a Mont Blanc roller pen and the Tomo River paper and then

spk_0 Tomo River pad is a scratch pad and then Midori

spk_0 Midori notebook is my notebook but that second link in the first link right there

spk_0 Yeah, that right there. That's what I use for scratch and then

spk_0 Midori makes a really nice

spk_0 Minimally branded not a lot of bullshit on it notebook that has a

spk_0 Some of them have cotton paper. I think I just use the regular paper one though cotton has a nice feel life's too short

spk_0 Yeah, I read on bar napkins. I read on backsevere seats

spk_0 That's totally valid. I think it's whatever it's a it's a

spk_0 This this

spk_0 Get think get things done GTD. That's a genre

spk_0 Productivity porn and you know, there's if you heard the software called notion

spk_0 No, there's the people that the people that really get into this type of thing and really get into organizing their lives

spk_0 Yeah, that's not

spk_0 actual productivity and the people who the people who've made an impact in any field look up type in Steve Jobs messy desk

spk_0 um

spk_0 The real the real

spk_0 Workers in the real visionaries. It's like a fight with

spk_0 Keeping track of your papers and that's how that's how it is

spk_0 It's just like I gotta show you this here draw and then I'll send like a picture like hey

spk_0 I want to do a concrete stanchion for my concrete mess and he's like wow, it's weird

spk_0 And I'm like alright and then come put up pictures of drawings and they go, you know

spk_0 You know, I wish I had that

spk_0 There is something I don't care what it's time that there's something infinitely cool about a good pen

spk_0 You know, like the rodeo and all that stuff is no that stuff is that stuff is good

spk_0 Like fountain pens, but they leak yeah, but overly overly fixed it. It really fixed it on it is a

spk_0 It's a trap like anything time waste just goes now

spk_0 It's like a a misfiring of productivity of like of achievement or whatever the fuck yeah, yeah, what is that in

spk_0 When you pass I was actually talking about Chris's dad of the gym today

spk_0 And he's like I was like, ah Chris I was like Chris is working out out bad. He's like, yeah

spk_0 He didn't even tell me I was like he's getting into golf and I was like, yeah, but you know Chris is like

spk_0 probably like me, you know, he'll pass through

spk_0 Shit and like see if you don't like it people who waste their whole life thinking that they want to reach a certain point with something

spk_0 Oh, when I have time all I'm gonna do is race on a racing sim. All I'm gonna do is blah blah blah

spk_0 But if you get there and realize it sucks dick. Mm-hmm like how much how sad would you be?

spk_0 Mm-hmm like I what you know, I wanted an antique store my whole I want to retire and have a little

spk_0 Never I would never do that. I have an antique's business online if it was like in the movies

spk_0 It would be easier to do the brick and mortar stuff or if it was 30 years

spk_0 Yeah, right, but like you could be like oh, I think I want to do this then you get to it

spk_0 And you're like thank God because if I wait if I pinned my whole life to have like this

spk_0 This one simple aspiration like I just want a simple machine that I can control you could be wearing your

spk_0 No-mex racing suit and holding your awry racing helmet looking at a GT4 club sport

spk_0 Yeah, it could be the worst day of your life. I'm so sad. I realized you were spending

spk_0 15 years working towards total

spk_0 Complete and the guys like hey Nick really wrapped it out there. Yeah, that's your coat. That's your cohort. Yeah, like you worked so hard like hey

spk_0 Sammy killer time

spk_0 Yeah, and you got beat by a fat lesbian. Mm-hmm. She's so good. Mm-hmm

spk_0 And you can't beat her

spk_0 It's taken you six months and you cannot beat her or like a 10 year old kid on a shifter cart

spk_0 Whatever yeah, and then you realize what am I doing like this is this means nothing absolutely

spk_0 Like what is is there a thing in right in literature?

spk_0 You're gonna take your your work your work life and your dream life and always be trying to merge them

spk_0 In my opinion. That's yeah, that's a good way to think about it. Yeah

spk_0 I've always summed it up as like what could you do all day and not blow your head off?

spk_0 Yeah, or feel like you'd want to like oh this is I'm leaving my head. This is heaven. Mm-hmm. You know, this is true. Have this is great. Yeah

spk_0 But yeah working I can only imagine how many people like one day like the retirement fallacy

spk_0 Well anytime you see anything that's for sale that's that yes, what it is is like someone's broken dream like expensive golf clubs

spk_0 Whatever everything like everything that's on bring a trailer. Mm-hmm. You're telling me at some point that like vault like my

spk_0 GT3 RS or someone's like Volvo wagon wasn't 40 a guy's dream car

spk_0 Yeah, at some point and then he realized it's like a fucking problem. Yeah, it's like this this

spk_0 There's an anchor that's ruining my life get it away from me reading Sam on Facebook marketplace

spk_0 That was like 38,000 your typing it breaks my heart to have to sell this but I've got to let it go

spk_0 I make it for half for for ten to ten to $1. Yeah

spk_0 That's the way I thought this was gonna go down when I am

spk_0 You have to upload a picture yourself going this

spk_0 I have a picture of me in it. It's fine

spk_0 A most unfulfilling of things like you know like there are so many things

spk_0 like that I

spk_0 Think definitely

spk_0 Waiting to live your best life is a really bad really bad thing

spk_0 Mm-hmm, and living for other people even for a short period of time like going to college because your parents expect you to

spk_0 Yeah, that sort of thing

spk_0 Isn't that fun? I had a kid lesson in this dream ask like oh, I want to go to my parents want me to go to law school

spk_0 I'm like yeah, no shit. Mm-hmm

spk_0 Like your parents saying oh, I wish so they can say at a fucking party that my son goes to law school

spk_0 You self-centered imagine he's got to go to clown school. It's an option

spk_0 Imagine how proud they be man

spk_0 When you're a mid-level lawyer have the box gets delivered to the house when you get replaced by AI

spk_0 Yeah, how do you compete with AI when you're going into law specifically? Oh, it's oh, it's easy

spk_0 You become a partner at a big firm. That's easy what happens to the partners?

spk_0 I mean there they welcome you in with open doors and offer you half their shit

spk_0 Yeah, just like a lawyer is known to do mm-hmm you get paid $4 an hour to prompt AI

spk_0 That's how legal partner in the firm. That's how legal works lawyers love giving away their shit

spk_0 They love to give away ownership of their business come on in we where you been I needed you

spk_0 Where are we gonna get some hot some hot shot fresh out of college to solve all these problems?

spk_0 Never find one

spk_0 Man, thank God you're here here takes do some heavy lifting for me

spk_0 I've had a really hard time navigating state legislature

spk_0 Thank God my relationship with the

spk_0 Judges that I see every week in this small state of mind

spk_0 Don't know who I am every single morning when I see them

spk_0 They have the every all the judges are like that movie memento

spk_0 And they forget me every day all right your mission is find out why the judges forgot me

spk_0 Every day one of the abs tattoos on their arms

spk_0 Yeah, yeah, that'll be easy sick. That's too funny. Yeah, like it's just and it's all of the parents that like I would assume like more parents like more like

spk_0 It's not really a one-socket type parent that would say go to well

spk_0 It sounds foreign to me, but as soon as I heard it I was like yeah Sam would say that it's same as probably heard this

spk_0 Oh, yeah, like this sounds like a Connecticut thing. Yeah, yeah, like go to loss. Why couldn't you just wasp?

spk_0 also

spk_0 Asians the parents want you to be a doctor dentist lawyer

spk_0 That's not like that, but every every everybody I think everybody has that where your parents want you to do something

spk_0 It's just a different. It's just different culturally, but none of it's it's it's all the same thing which is there they're doing it because

spk_0 You know if you're cynical you'd say it's because they want the ability to set bragging rights

spk_0 Which is true in a lot of cases, but it's also just that the parents you want your kids to be safe and taking care of but your pet you're

spk_0 your parents

spk_0 First of all, they're not rich so they couldn't even help themselves

spk_0 Yeah, first of all and second of all they don't know what they don't have any idea what the world is going to be like in 20 or 30 years when you're

spk_0 You know in your forties and your prime earning prime earning years making money so they don't know what what where life is going to take you or what you should be doing

spk_0 more than than like a random

spk_0 Random thing is so tell you to go be an astronaut, but my the most the people the people the

spk_0 The net worth of the people who've given me the most advice is

spk_0 negative $40,000

spk_0 So the most almost guy

spk_0 The people this just in like credit card debt yeah, and like living paycheck to paycheck the most yapping

spk_0 I've heard from people that like I wanted me to do something was was just people that are like I

spk_0 Hasn't even done it himself just telling you to do it like my my parents my parents are both they're both I love them. They're both broke

spk_0 Yeah, I love them. They're super amazing, but they they hated

spk_0 They hate what I do when they hated it and they have they have no money

spk_0 So who the fuck are they to say jack shit? Yeah, you should come here and clean my toilet

spk_0 Yeah, you know, I'll give you a hundred dollars an hour to clean my toilet. Can you wax my car?

spk_0 Yeah, why did you go pick up some whole foods for me? So I think um

spk_0 I don't want to gripe about my parents. I love my parents and don't and don't try

spk_0 I don't think anybody should resent their parents even if they're um

spk_0 Even if you're even if your parents tell you to do something stupid

spk_0 You just have to realize where that advice is is coming from which is like they want you to be safe

spk_0 They don't understand they don't themselves understand how to make money unless you unless making making money

spk_0 money is

spk_0 Double digit millions. That's what you need to retire

spk_0 That's what you need to actually be wealthy and by wealthy. I mean able to afford health care

spk_0 For the rest of your life all that shit. It's not like can you afford a flat screen plasma TV?

spk_0 It's like are you actually wealthy?

spk_0 If your parents are actually wealthy you can disregard this info

spk_0 But if they're if they're not you have to realize that the advice is coming from someone who doesn't know what they're doing

spk_0 And they don't know what the future is going to be like and their

spk_0 Their motivation is just your safety, but it's not you know

spk_0 You can get in a lot of trouble trying to be safe

spk_0 But we I think like you or any of us anybody especially if you're in a motorcycle

spk_0 But if our generation if you were giving someone advice you would like heed warning and be like I better slow my roll and tell

spk_0 Someone to like like I can't just tell someone like hey

spk_0 You should take testosterone or you should blah blah blah blah. Yeah, you'd be like get your labs first sure

spk_0 You know why don't you drop the weight

spk_0 Take it for like take you with a grain of salt fix your sleep before doing an x-y and z sure

spk_0 Yeah, a little bit of precaution and then these guys like us go be a lawyer

spk_0 Yeah, you know like they're real cavalier about it. Yeah, that older that older generation

spk_0 Should have been a lawyer. Yeah, hot school

spk_0 All of a sudden you're a lawyer

spk_0 Well the older gen X and boomers they're real real cavalier about what they have been handed with though. Yeah, what to do with no

spk_0 No proscript no

spk_0 Contra indicate no like pre-curse or like he was careful

spk_0 It's always just yeah, and here's a fun one the second you make more or something like that you over exceed their expectations

spk_0 Or you made it doing that they hate your fucking guts sure

spk_0 That's one that I've seen recently where it's like okay, yeah, cock sucker

spk_0 People love you when they keep you a phone on you. Mm-hmm. You know they like they say hey

spk_0 I'm doing blah blah blah and they're like that's not real money. Yeah, we'll see one day over there those guys they make more

spk_0 who

spk_0 Over there who we talk about foreign gully the fairy from the movie

spk_0 Yeah

spk_0 She makes a lot of money

spk_0 Disney's big business. That's what I'm saying. I mean one guy. No, he was Aladdin at Disney. He made a hundred twenty five thousand

spk_0 Yeah Aladdin at Disney

spk_0 That's a big job job over five year period

spk_0 Over five years and then I'll take you to 120

spk_0 But if he if he invested that money you could a compound interest is those who you understand compound interest

spk_0 No, it's who don't just like Warren Buffett himself savings account

spk_0 Just like Buffham said Warren Buff said

spk_0 Buffham

spk_0 Tell you that guy is Charlie Munger. You're guys genius. He's so smart. He's yeah

spk_0 That's how you more in Buffett the school the Warren Buffett school of investing is you uh

spk_0 Find undervalued companies. Mm-hmm. Oh, thank you

spk_0 So you just got to find open up your newspaper

spk_0 You find them. You just have to go through the numbers and find undervalued companies. They're behind your refrigerator

spk_0 Okay, can you can you type in a Berkshire Hathaway versus S&P 500 10-year track record

spk_0 Check the last 10,000 years

spk_0 Slightly slightly underperformed. Mm-hmm

spk_0 Why is it is the story like it's not well? It's the the the model of finding undervalued company

spk_0 How would that even work anymore?

spk_0 It's completely impossible and furthermore his whole like I think uh

spk_0 He type in how much how much of Warren Buffett's money is from Apple

spk_0 He like famously he famously said that he was like an apple hater and then somebody that was close to him

spk_0 Convince him to like go heavy on Apple. Yeah, and then he made a fucking fortune on Apple. Yeah, and that's like

spk_0 Oh, I'm a good tip. It was a late night tip from a buddy probably the janitor

spk_0 It was 63 billion dollars in Apple stock. It was 20 20% of their portfolio

spk_0 I don't know how much of his like lifetime winnings are from Apple. Yeah, but it's like a lot

spk_0 quarter. Yeah anyway

spk_0 Um

spk_0 Yeah, that's that's uh, what I know I know I just drink a coke a coke I hate I hate drinks die co- guy

spk_0 I'm sorry. I'm a hater. Yep. I'm a hater

spk_0 I fucking hate who's that guy Jimmy

spk_0 Stewart

spk_0 Jimmy Stewart

spk_0 I also got this whole vein of whatever this is Bruce Springsteen. I don't care if this seems anti-American or whatever

spk_0 This has to be this should be fucking in a coffin somewhere. Yeah

spk_0 What's that? What's that mean? He's in the fucking the club. Yeah, three the three two one club

spk_0 It's a kit cat club. I think he's in what's the three two one club. I don't know whatever is it

spk_0 Whatever is simple one two three kid was the first one

spk_0 It's the opposite of the one two three kid. Yeah

spk_0 Yeah, now that stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree with you from there Warren Buffett

spk_0 I it's just all bullshit the firms the finance the systems all the stories everything

spk_0 I think it's all to demoralize regular people. I mean, that sounds it sounds pretty retarded

spk_0 But I just what are they all wizards? They're creating things on it. It's just it's a horseshit it

spk_0 What do they do? Law and their money? What what do they do? They just actors like what what rolls? What the fuck are these guys even liable?

spk_0 I think I think Warren Buffett's when it back when he when he started and when he made his money you could pick stocks based on

spk_0 You know if there were if there were undervalued stocks, but

spk_0 There was a lack of information you could find holes in it. Well, it's that stock the stock market's been

spk_0 monotite like the stock market has a monetary

spk_0 Premium now like it's used as a it's completely over the the average what's the average

spk_0 PE ratio of a stock today versus when one when one one started probably 30 is it 30 to one?

spk_0 26 oh my god, so when it when Warren Buffett the current S&P 10 year PE ratio is 37.1

spk_0 This is 80% above the modern era market average of 20.5

spk_0 So when when he started it was just an easier game. It's like

spk_0 uh

spk_0 Yeah, whatever

spk_0 Hmm, but I don't think it I don't think it's necessarily

spk_0 That his success is a conspiracy or some sort of

spk_0 Manufactured thing. I think he's just he's a

spk_0 A guy from an easier era who did good

spk_0 But I don't care about how we did good in it. I think about that when I think about the first three seasons of shark tank

spk_0 And I think about like Damon John his like actual net worth was like

spk_0 Four and a half million bucks or something like that. I was like he did a deal for 20 million dollars

spk_0 And you were like

spk_0 1914, you know, you're you're like yeah, you could have had like

spk_0 Uh

spk_0 Fucking Nate Bergazzi on there, you know, I mean like anybody anybody with anything, you know like a and then you had like

spk_0 He's got a boat

spk_0 Like

spk_0 It's like if you have like a

spk_0 Wow, a real one

spk_0 I don't have that but I want that yeah, and he's like I don't know just like

spk_0 Pilfering the American public for like I've always thought like got an idea of invent help

spk_0 Mm is always like a like a steel a theft ring

spk_0 Like call me with your ideas. We can definitely get a patented. I'm sure that's totally above board. Oh, I'm I'm just short

spk_0 I when I was like 10 I had that thousand give everybody your ideas over the phone

spk_0 Fuckin tart

spk_0 Call some stranger with my brilliant idea. What are you fucking? I'm sure I'm sure they're cool about it

spk_0 Yeah, let me call you back. Well, I can see how your status goes. Oh, I didn't go through a day later

spk_0 It's already on the market. Sorry somebody already did it yesterday me

spk_0 Yeah, putting the MP3 player with the phone. Yeah, yeah

spk_0 That sounds an awful lot like an idea. I just had

spk_0 Gotta run yo Billy that's why I talked you right now because our ideas a little bit simpler right

spk_0 Like that

spk_0 So much so we should do that we should really do that

spk_0 Like just like slimy shit like that

spk_0 I can't really know you call me because I was actually thinking about that yesterday

spk_0 We actually have that I dance like literally written on a whiteboard right behind me. Sorry. You got to I'm gonna go

spk_0 I'll see if you steal from me also the shit outie bite

spk_0 Talking so fast you start choking

spk_0 And then you're like you'll get me to forget to like hang the phone up and they're like yeah this guy

spk_0 You're not gonna believe it check this he's like you gave me the whole thing and everything

spk_0 It's like two feet by one foot. It's a fucking it's like a street sweeping

spk_0 It's an adaptation for a switch of it and it increases efficiency fucking moron

spk_0 He's from what's his name Daniel and there's like a fat person the other I'm like

spk_0 Ha

spk_0 The other than the phone is just blowing ass. That's it for 10 minutes

spk_0 It's like six people all blowing ass

spk_0 That's kind of what I like to see

spk_0 It's just I don't know and then like people like just Americans bringing their ideas to get like

spk_0 slapped in the face with bad deals like in earnesty like

spk_0 I want to make money

spk_0 In any deal format if you were like buying a business or you were buying a car or but you're like

spk_0 Yes, I want to rip you off

spk_0 You'd be like a circuit the fuck out. This is the way this is gonna work anything anything like that

spk_0 It's like no no there's a margin that's that though and they're just sitting there spitting in their mouth

spk_0 From a guy who has like five million or you know, you about mr

spk_0 Wonderful he has two watches on yeah, yeah, like just shut up what a god yeah

spk_0 Two two watches with red bracelets that he's like factory

spk_0 He's replaced the factory bracelets with red because it's cabal

spk_0 How about this is it Richard?

spk_0 My lay is he ever seen milley he's got all of them but he he swaps the bands up for red ones red try got red shoes

spk_0 He wait look at the second push right there. Oh, yeah, it's me the

spk_0 Top

spk_0 Now the other one I love these watches I could cry

spk_0 O'Leary

spk_0 Like red bands O'Leary the Irish man. It's so strange. He's a bit Irish

spk_0 He must be Irish. He's O'Leary what weird those things look like shit

spk_0 If you want to ruin if you want to ruin a watch the fastest way to do it is to put on a red band

spk_0 That the designers did not intend for it to have on it. They just so it fucking more on yeah, they should they should

spk_0 They should not allow them to buy anymore like if you modify the if you sell a Ferrari and yeah, they'll cut you out

spk_0 Bugatti etc

spk_0 Yeah, that's like white colors like people like I'd wrap it in a color

spk_0 I mean, do you know how many billions of dollars they spent to it like they don't make a bad color in cars people would always argue with me

spk_0 I mean, do you know they there's billions of dollars spent to pick this color palette out?

spk_0 And like well, I would look better if they made like a blow up like I agree

spk_0 But I don't I think you would miss I think if you had the entire color and you could pick it you would fuck that out

spk_0 Yeah, you don't know what you're doing. Yeah, like I wouldn't you like we could fuck it out

spk_0 You have auto designing you know, you've taken a few classes

spk_0 You can you might fuck it up. You can fuck it up. Yeah, yeah

spk_0 No, the fact that he's got goddamn two red bracelets eyes. That mean he's got the frickers got double power

spk_0 Then as you have like the belt that goes up his arms

spk_0 Like a tree and he's like vav and taven

spk_0 With that music

spk_0 Number magic vav and taven I like that. We know you

spk_0 Number magic, right? Yeah, I'm a little bit second. I'm gonna cast a spell

spk_0 Seven

spk_0 That was my money. Oh my god. I know money into money. Oh my god

spk_0 You putting him in the bank

spk_0 Brother they're good find that like

spk_0 Yo, that means that live long and prosper. Yeah, is it cabala thing Leonard demon? Oh, yeah, yeah, of course everything everything in our societies all

spk_0 Reflective that wonder why? Yeah, ancient I can't think of three words that are more repulsive to me ancient magic

spk_0 H.A.M. Yeah, no

spk_0 Yo, the classic a temple what oh lavender join the membership here

spk_0 You know what you get a minute the minivan membership was doctor. Me. Dr. J. Jeremy. They're doing card tricks. Dr. Jeremy pedophile. What's this your card?

spk_0 That's 3500 please

spk_0 Dude it's like that's it's just crazy man. I don't know. That's weird. I just you know

spk_0 I just can't believe that they're all that they're all like out at the fucking thing all so weird

spk_0 Thanks fried

spk_0 Yeah

spk_0 Mm-hmm, uh, mr. Mr. Sack. You see the new iPhone mr. Sackler. I like the I like the thinny the iPhone thinny camera addition is my favorite mr

spk_0 Sackler is it super thin camera phone addition? It's got super thinny camera. This is gonna be good

spk_0 We gotta I should try to replace mine this one's a chojan and it's called it's so thin you like the camera setup looks good

spk_0 I hope they carry on

spk_0 Abidur child child

spk_0 Designed by Abidur Chalbury

spk_0 You hear the voice

spk_0 Is this the voice of the designer?

spk_0 It's the voice of the phone

spk_0 The core structure is of radically thin frame made from grade five spacecraft titanium that combines strength

spk_0 Space

spk_0 Space craft

spk_0 They have titanium craft mac and cheese

spk_0 Titanium adamentium pristine merit finish

spk_0 We're Harry Potter this is unbelievable

spk_0 That of our cliteness fun colors. I saw one side of the guys

spk_0 There was some guy in a piano singing about how their abs are on bus stop. I couldn't I was I wanted to die

spk_0 Creates nano crystals

spk_0 That's significantly improved

spk_0 Nano crystals and the front is three times more scratch resistant than before

spk_0 It's more durable than any previous iPhone. I like that guys voice. Don't you?

spk_0 To make something this thin

spk_0 What's with his eyes? Yeah, along the way of the iPhone

spk_0 It's childry by redesigning our iconic plateau

spk_0 It's precisely so installed in our custom made chips. All you see you're looking at CGI the whole systems

spk_0 The new center stage camera

spk_0 Perfectly frames the

spk_0 The things gonna asshole without turning the phone steal it they steal the phone around

spk_0 Captures gorgeous 48

spk_0 Majestic landscapes and incredible

spk_0 I just got rain

spk_0 I'm done here because I they use my pussy

spk_0 Use my pussy

spk_0 Fucked up the ass by it with a guy with a thin condom on that rips immediately

spk_0 Ah you go go look look this guy's name up on youtube. Please

spk_0 Chowry chowbury see this guy's dog food brand

spk_0 It's fucking purina

spk_0 Chowdory it's a man abit door chowdory

spk_0 Probably done point the audio's the audio sounded like it was recorded on a road yeah a road lamb or something

spk_0 Hmm

spk_0 Yo this guy sucks man and everybody that looks like him sucks

spk_0 This is the body double for his he's inside during his

spk_0 He's getting horny. He's fucking you. It's unbelievable. Let's look upon youtube. I want to hear what he says

spk_0 I'm gonna hear an interview or something with this guy. She won't get with me. Are you kidding me?

spk_0 Hey, push is there right in front of a train

spk_0 You

spk_0 Yo the takeover is happening go down. What is there an interview or something like something different?

spk_0 They just got him like five days ago

spk_0 This video guy yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, when it sucks

spk_0 I know let's try a thin phone or something

spk_0 Wasn't one good thing about that you get a camera sticking out like a little fucking sack

spk_0 It's probably pulling pulling up your fucking cock or whatever the fucking phone can do to you none of it

spk_0 What's oh, it's our plot of world famous black toe. What is the point of even?

spk_0 It looks like it'll break

spk_0 No, it's three and a half times. It's the three times stronger Chris

spk_0 And someone's like

spk_0 Masses there the wizard costume he's got the rooms dancing yeah

spk_0 Bapbap

spk_0 Yeah, kickass how much is it it's gonna be cheap right it so under 300 no, it's just that it's so good

spk_0 It's got a big fat camera. This thing is fucking. It's gonna be fat in your pocket it's fat

spk_0 thousand bucks. Everything's good. I whole new phones have been a thousand dollars. Yeah, this the

spk_0 They really they really found the perfect

spk_0 Thousand that's like that's like some NHRA drag racers

spk_0 like the right mix of fuel and oxygen or something like.

spk_0 Like figuring out that $1,000 for the phone is like the spot

spk_0 where the most people would buy it.

spk_0 I'm gonna go buy a phone right now.

spk_0 I'm gonna go buy the Samsung phone right now

spk_0 and have a new galaxy.

spk_0 I bet the new galaxies and new notes are so much more fun

spk_0 than Apple ones.

spk_0 I bet they're fun.

spk_0 I've enjoyed Samsung phones for fucking 20 years.

spk_0 Never thought that the notes were, they were fun as hell.

spk_0 I mean, I remember that when I had a note fully customizing it

spk_0 so that every icon looked fucked up

spk_0 and there were like three alarm clocks

spk_0 that all looked fucked up and there was a,

spk_0 there was like a text to speech thing

spk_0 where anything you would tap, it would read it

spk_0 and I said it so it did it like super fast

spk_0 like the galube guy and look at Indian woman's voice.

spk_0 So you'd tap something and it would go,

spk_0 my car, I'm alright.

spk_0 I'm alright.

spk_0 That's cool.

spk_0 Why would you ever get rid of it?

spk_0 I'm fucking cool.

spk_0 Damn.

spk_0 Speaking of which Nova Launcher, the guy just,

spk_0 I read something, the guy just stepped down from the company,

spk_0 came out as gay or something but Nova Launcher was the app,

spk_0 the interface that you would slap on top

spk_0 or use as another app or any system I forget.

spk_0 I'm sure it was slapped on top of it.

spk_0 That's what I would use to customize every single inch

spk_0 of the screen.

spk_0 I'd have my ever note there.

spk_0 I could do anything, everything was completely covered

spk_0 but I guess it's shutting down but the launchers were fucking,

spk_0 you can't do that.

spk_0 Great.

spk_0 What's Launcher like a user interface?

spk_0 It's like a layer on top of the,

spk_0 the star menu kind of deal but it's just like alternate.

spk_0 Like more?

spk_0 You didn't come anything you want.

spk_0 You just started to fight on it.

spk_0 That's cool.

spk_0 Like I had it all set up with widgets like years before.

spk_0 But I guess it's still, I mean,

spk_0 it's again, it's like a waste of time.

spk_0 Like it's what you do it.

spk_0 You know what I mean?

spk_0 It's like that customization, it's like fucking meaningless.

spk_0 But it's fun.

spk_0 Yeah, if you have it set up or it's probably bloatware.

spk_0 It's funny as a joke.

spk_0 Okay, I still got screenshots of it.

spk_0 Like I could pull it up be like this, what the fuck?

spk_0 I bet I can.

spk_0 You have it now in your phone now?

spk_0 I bet I do have screenshots of it.

spk_0 I guarantee it.

spk_0 Can you ask him if we have the Dungeons and Dragons book?

spk_0 What is that?

spk_0 Rule book for live action role playing game.

spk_0 Oh, that makes sense.

spk_0 There's no way to fight right now.

spk_0 That'd be sick.

spk_0 I've never heard anything bad about Dungeons and Dragons

spk_0 in my whole life.

spk_0 It's probably cool.

spk_0 I've heard really funny things.

spk_0 And I remember like one point,

spk_0 be like don't ever shit on that.

spk_0 You'd be wrong.

spk_0 You're gonna be wrong.

spk_0 I remember about like 15 years ago,

spk_0 don't shit on that Dungeons and Dragons.

spk_0 You're gonna be wrong.

spk_0 Well, it's been co-opted and made queer and everything.

spk_0 You know, just with Warhammer and everything.

spk_0 But still, if you got the right rule book

spk_0 or if even if you write your own rules,

spk_0 you can have a damn straight piece of D&D

spk_0 at your fingertips.

spk_0 Is Nick Hayden a big D&D guy?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 He was doing a stream.

spk_0 He was, I don't think he was DMing it.

spk_0 There's another guy, AK47BAR.

spk_0 He was DMing it and they did it for,

spk_0 I believe a couple of years,

spk_0 they were doing costumes and everything.

spk_0 Which is absolutely insane.

spk_0 But they did it.

spk_0 But you, in order for it to really,

spk_0 I mean, everyone's gonna be pretty damn good.

spk_0 I'm just think, good with their rhythm

spk_0 and everything is long to keep it from getting like cold.

spk_0 You know what I mean?

spk_0 You know how the game can be.

spk_0 But so it's, I don't know, it's like crazy to do that.

spk_0 It's so crazy.

spk_0 Hmm, man, it's exciting.

spk_0 It's fun when,

spk_0 it's fun to find out that hobbies aren't gay.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Even if you think they are like, oh, it's like reprieve.

spk_0 It's like a,

spk_0 you lift a baroque or something good.

spk_0 Yeah, nothing's bad.

spk_0 It's kind of sad when you like D, D alcohol

spk_0 or D drug, like you quit weed.

spk_0 You're like, that's fine, I'm off it.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 And then you're like,

spk_0 shit, it's a little like boilerplate and you're like,

spk_0 ah shit, I got nothing.

spk_0 Like I got nothing's like, I used to be like,

spk_0 ah smoke a joint and chill out.

spk_0 You'd be doing nothing.

spk_0 You'd be spinning around in a room somewhere going,

spk_0 do do do do do.

spk_0 But it was like in your head, you were like, fixed it.

spk_0 Yeah, yeah.

spk_0 And now like you don't smoke weed anywhere,

spk_0 you have like, I can't drink it as much

spk_0 because I want to go to the gym.

spk_0 And you're like, fuck this.

spk_0 Literally no, there's no fucking reprieve in this world.

spk_0 No relief, yeah.

spk_0 No relief whatsoever.

spk_0 Well, the life is so bad.

spk_0 You need something just to get by, isn't that great?

spk_0 You're searching for like,

spk_0 and you're like,

spk_0 this little dungeon dragon's decent.

spk_0 It's decent.

spk_0 It's like when you're like, this is decent.

spk_0 I'm like, oh, that's good.

spk_0 Not for me, glad for some.

spk_0 Happy, genuinely happy for people.

spk_0 You know, like cooking is gay.

spk_0 You know, like some stuff gets gay.

spk_0 Some things are gay.

spk_0 I've had some, I remember, I remember,

spk_0 all the D&D campaigns I've played way back in the past.

spk_0 There's a, the DM was a friend's older brother.

spk_0 So he was pretty experienced way back in the early 90s.

spk_0 I remember, I remember, the good moments,

spk_0 the silly moments, like the D&D memories are really silly,

spk_0 especially as a kid.

spk_0 Mm.

spk_0

spk_0 Damn.

spk_0 That's just silly.

spk_0 Let's do it.

spk_0 You can do Star Trek.

spk_0 You could really have some stupid ass Android sex

spk_0 if you want.

spk_0 It's time to get into it.

spk_0 It is time to get into it.

spk_0 If you're not into it, get into it.

spk_0 Get into it.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 It's doing simple.

spk_0 That's so funny.

spk_0 That's not your new hobby.

spk_0 Maybe we should try simple.

spk_0 We're just pouring water inside of beers.

spk_0 How do we make simple haul?

spk_0 Why?

spk_0 Can you, Will Wheaton?

spk_0 Boss, can you ask CHATGPT what ruleset

spk_0 did critical role used for campaign two?

spk_0 I'll pop it this thing for one second.

spk_0 You gonna smoke?

spk_0 Oh, no, just a couple of months.

spk_0 Oh, you can pop it there.

spk_0 It's pop it there.

spk_0 Yeah, well, come on.

spk_0 I don't want to make any mistakes.

spk_0 I think you're fucking.

spk_0

spk_0 What ruleset did critical role use for campaign two?

spk_0 What's the rules only?

spk_0 Or is it prison rules?

spk_0 Why did the YouTube just say that they just adopted 5e?

spk_0 If you go back to the YouTube tab.

spk_0 Are these guys classic like Will Wheaton?

spk_0 Oh, no, these guys are...

spk_0 They're something else.

spk_0 Oh, yeah?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Who's Will Wheaton?

spk_0 Will Wheaton is the little boy.

spk_0 Wesley Crusher?

spk_0 He looks a little bit.

spk_0 He's Wesley's the little boy.

spk_0 He's definitely a boy.

spk_0 He was definitely a boy.

spk_0 He's famous for playing a Beverly Crusher son

spk_0 in Star Trek next generation.

spk_0 He's pretty good in that.

spk_0 But he just became, I guess a political sort of type

spk_0 of gentleman.

spk_0 He became sort of a...

spk_0 You could call him an LGBT kind of got maybe?

spk_0 I don't know.

spk_0 I'm just making things up.

spk_0 But he is like...

spk_0 When I said a little bit ago when the whole movement

spk_0 was co-opted, you turn everything queer

spk_0 no matter what it is.

spk_0 And he's been a figurehead.

spk_0 And hey, he's fine enough.

spk_0 I've known him my whole life ever since childhood.

spk_0 We've known him as a personal friend of ours.

spk_0 Personal friend, we used to date, actually.

spk_0 We speed dating for a couple of hours.

spk_0 We don't agree with what he's up to nowadays.

spk_0 Yeah, you should take him to your co-op or get him.

spk_0 He looks interesting.

spk_0 Yeah, I'm getting him a co-op.

spk_0 His sensibilities are interesting.

spk_0 But I guess he's the guy that's Mr. D&D.

spk_0 Is he?

spk_0 Yeah, he's like Mr. D&D.

spk_0 What does he know about it?

spk_0 I don't know.

spk_0 Or he can probably jack shit.

spk_0 Well, we could look up some of his streams.

spk_0 I bet we could get some good ass shit.

spk_0 He's like this, look at the camera on the table.

spk_0 All of his like, come on.

spk_0 I'm rolling.

spk_0 You roll the seven.

spk_0 Are you gay?

spk_0 Are you roll the seven?

spk_0 Oh.

spk_0 I'm juicing the cum.

spk_0 I'm making that up.

spk_0 He doesn't really do that.

spk_0 What if he was having Will Wheaton D&D?

spk_0 I'm curious to what he says.

spk_0 It's probably insufferable.

spk_0 I think it's highly insensitive.

spk_0 You encounter a clan meeting in the woods.

spk_0 Do you see that guy's nails?

spk_0 Oh my god.

spk_0 That's good.

spk_0 Oh yeah.

spk_0 Holy shit.

spk_0 That's a nice Matt Mercer.

spk_0 Is he a Mercer?

spk_0 He's classic.

spk_0 He is not.

spk_0 Oh.

spk_0 I thought he was like, he's what he have friends.

spk_0 Is something I was like, was he dead?

spk_0 I've known him for years.

spk_0 He's a friend.

spk_0 He's got his mouth.

spk_0 What the fuck happened to his nails?

spk_0 He was interested in his winter.

spk_0 He's interested around and played Dungeons and Dragons.

spk_0 And this guy's fucking face off the screen.

spk_0 He's got his nails painted.

spk_0 I want to see Will Wheaton D&D.

spk_0 I want to see what kind of heat his game has here.

spk_0 I like the set.

spk_0 There he is.

spk_0 Let's go to the third thing there.

spk_0 What's up with this?

spk_0 What is he doing?

spk_0 That session looks good.

spk_0 What's activation's incorporated?

spk_0 Dungeons and Dragons game.

spk_0 You pissed, judge.

spk_0 I am Chris Perkins, your merciful, mom of the M.

spk_0 I'm Chris Perk.

spk_0 Anyone want any?

spk_0 And that vape smells, making me want a vape.

spk_0 Oh, is it bad?

spk_0

spk_0 It's bringing me back to the...

spk_0 It's bringing me back to the box mod days.

spk_0 Yeah, I love those.

spk_0 Gosh, I hope not.

spk_0 What's TPK stands for?

spk_0 The number of acquisition's incorporated.

spk_0 Chris, what's TPK stands for?

spk_0 Before I introduce the guys, let me just say welcome.

spk_0 Can we skip to the middle here?

spk_0 This is rough.

spk_0 This like fourth wall breaking stuff takes you out of the thing.

spk_0 What is the shit?

spk_0 Everything is not immersive.

spk_0 Everything pulls you out.

spk_0 Everything is a shock and a jive.

spk_0 Everything is a wink and a nod.

spk_0 No one can even do a character without every...

spk_0 You know, everything's got to be a joke.

spk_0 Can we all...

spk_0 We lost the red shirt.

spk_0

spk_0 Yeah, that...

spk_0 Get that...

spk_0 That's not what we went on.

spk_0 Five audience, D&D.

spk_0 Yo.

spk_0 Bro.

spk_0 Dude.

spk_0 Need anybody say more?

spk_0 Yo, well, how you doing?

spk_0 All right, guys, what's our runtime here?

spk_0 One minute.

spk_0 One minute and 20 seconds.

spk_0 One minute, 20 seconds?

spk_0 Yeah, now, hour 20.

spk_0 An hour 20?

spk_0 So is this...

spk_0 I mean, there's no...

spk_0 Is there any filmed D&D media that's respectable?

spk_0 I mean, the critical role is massive.

spk_0 It's like one of the top 10 podcasts.

spk_0 The whole...

spk_0 If I were into games, my criticism of everything would be that...

spk_0 The tongue in cheek...

spk_0 The tongue in cheek stuff takes you out of the role playing.

spk_0 And it makes...

spk_0 It makes the whole thing basically equal to being a furry.

spk_0 Maybe people are afraid to take it seriously or something?

spk_0 Or I don't know.

spk_0 I don't know what it is.

spk_0 But it's the same...

spk_0 It becomes...

spk_0 It becomes a gamer identity that's akin to being a furry as opposed to like...

spk_0 Are you serious?

spk_0 Charlie Kirk shot and killed.

spk_0 What?

spk_0 That's crazy.

spk_0 What?

spk_0 No.

spk_0 It's crazy.

spk_0 No.

spk_0 No video.

spk_0 Ooh, no.

spk_0 What?

spk_0 It's Twilight's On Days.

spk_0 No.

spk_0 Oh, no.

spk_0 Oh, my God.

spk_0 Is it real?

spk_0 Is he dead, dead?

spk_0 No.

spk_0 Is that...

spk_0 Oh, no, my goodness.

spk_0 Is it this?

spk_0 God, damn, no.

spk_0 No, he's not good, man.

spk_0 Is he not watching?

spk_0 No, I mean, we...

spk_0 It's...

spk_0 People are gonna be seeing it.

spk_0 No.

spk_0 Oh, I mean, you know...

spk_0 Chuck, you don't have to watch it.

spk_0 We could show it here.

spk_0 I'll just, you know.

spk_0 Oh, my God, man.

spk_0 Can I find it?

spk_0 Twitter?

spk_0 Just click the thing, man.

spk_0 Kyle, is he dead?

spk_0 Looks like it.

spk_0 No, man.

spk_0 Oh, no.

spk_0 Is it this?

spk_0 Oh, it must be.

spk_0 It must be multiple angles.

spk_0 Ooh.

spk_0 Where is it?

spk_0 Do you know where, Kyle?

spk_0 We gotta get that shotgun ASAP.

spk_0 Oh, my God.

spk_0 Is a sniper rifle?

spk_0 Did you see that?

spk_0 What?

spk_0 It's not pleasant, but it's implied more.

spk_0 Oh, my God.

spk_0 Go run, run.

spk_0 Whoa!

spk_0 Yo.

spk_0 Ruh.

spk_0 Sad.

spk_0 A high coverage?

spk_0 Come on.

spk_0 At a Trump ally, is it event at the university in Utah?

spk_0 He's an American first guy.

spk_0 Or something like that?

spk_0 He's a right wing guy.

spk_0 He's the guy that goes to these college campuses and argues with people, yeah.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 That is not good, man.

spk_0 He was in the young side, wasn't he?

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 This is really bad.

spk_0 He's probably dead 31 years old.

spk_0 He's a father.

spk_0 He got hit pretty bad.

spk_0 He's probably dead.

spk_0 Hmm.

spk_0 I need a news on a gunman or anything like that.

spk_0 Just a...

spk_0 No, I think...

spk_0 Editions going and just happened.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 They have someone in custody.

spk_0 Oh, okay.

spk_0 Let's see.

spk_0 Suspects in custody.

spk_0 Didn't say who.

spk_0 That's really, really bad.

spk_0 Hmm.

spk_0 Is that an R-co tyranny once more?

spk_0 No, this is like a...

spk_0 This is probably...

spk_0 It's probably go time.

spk_0 It's probably civil war time.

spk_0 Yeah, I...

spk_0 All right.

spk_0 Hmm.

spk_0 Oh, a turning point.

spk_0 That's not good.

spk_0 Do you see the Charles?

spk_0 Oh, no, no, thanks.

spk_0 Documenting really?

spk_0 Yeah, Chuck, you can skip that one.

spk_0 Yeah, I'm...

spk_0 I get, I get.

spk_0 I don't know.

spk_0 My brain is...

spk_0 Thus.

spk_0 Do I have my...

spk_0 Was Ryan over there?

spk_0 Never mind.

spk_0 We got to get...

spk_0 I think I can get a gun with that temp license I got.

spk_0 Can I do it?

spk_0 You probably.

spk_0 Yeah.

spk_0 Okay.

spk_0 Yeah, it's crazy.

spk_0 You got to get a carry.

spk_0 All right.

spk_0 We hope...

spk_0 I mean, I hope to God that he makes it through this, but that is not...

spk_0 That's not a good...

spk_0 Not a good sign.

spk_0 That's not good.

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